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#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Shopped only please.
fresh
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:59, archived)
# random lols
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:59, archived)
# ahahahaha
he's such a scamp
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Dear Mr Happy Toast
I fucking love this!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:03, archived)
# is this some football thing?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:03, archived)
# He fucks trees to remind himself of Cheryl while she is away.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:05, archived)
# No it's a tree fucking thing
/pointless I hate football response is pointless blog
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:07, archived)
# no, he's just the first celebrity/vaguely known name that rhymed with "loves a dark hole" that I could think of
second choice was George Cole, but that would be even weirder

Ashley made sense as he's in the press a lot for knobbing things/people
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:12, archived)
# George Cole's knob is massive.
Really massive.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:19, archived)
# so he has to use both hands to open his front door then?
/not even worthy of a /coat
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Shame Edward Tudor-Pole doesn't scan.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:34, archived)
# the extra randomness of George Cole
might have made the even better!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:52, archived)
# You'll get 16 months for trolling.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:04, archived)
# HATESPEECH!!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:10, archived)
# trollololooollllolololololololol
/just been playing that pong game from the newsletter blog
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:11, archived)
# That thing is pure evil.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:13, archived)
# I will make it past 30 seconds...
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:18, archived)
#
I can trololololol?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:34, archived)
# utter nonsense isn't trolling
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:14, archived)
# *sues*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Epic!!!!
*Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:09, archived)
# utter lunacy.
love it :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:10, archived)
# That reminds me of Bear Grylls - Born Shiteater.
Watch until part 3
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-IcFiI8bGk

Also Portal is free on Steam until the 20th.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Was that just a flash of reposting in a new thread then instant deletion I saw..?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Regurgitative Inflammatory Suppository
Was my response.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:21, archived)
# This is genius and must be the start of a series
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:23, archived)
# that was the theory, but it took so long in this deliberately shoddy state
I fear it me be a one off
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:24, archived)
# *adopts Darth Vader pose*
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
EDIT : The alleged "shoddy state" adds to the charm!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:32, archived)
# it make it b3ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Hahahahahaha! Fucking hell that's made me laugh.... Big click =D
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:14, archived)
# WTH
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 17:40, archived)
# I'm enjoying what I belive to be Happy Toast's angry phase.
Cynical Toast.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 17:41, archived)
# I'm a bit tired, but certainly not angry, and especially not toward Mr Cole who I have little to no feelings for either way at all :D
is there anger in this image? I thought it was just an overly drawn out bit of silly based on a rhyme
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 18:02, archived)
[challenge entry] A bird in the hand
Using my very own hairy appendages
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Nice one!
did you try the old knob for a nose job?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Bill Withers
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:26, archived)
# my knob doesnt look pointy and beak-like enough.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:27, archived)
# stiff upper lip, shirley
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Clothes peg on the foreskin
always works for me
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:33, archived)
# or just staple it into shape
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:50, archived)
# o_0
...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:53, archived)
# very monkeonesque
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:25, archived)
# yup :-D
Thought i'd beat him to it!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:27, archived)
# That is all types and many shades of clever
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:25, archived)
# ooh that's really good
but has the unexpected side-effect of making me think about René from Allo Allo
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Love this
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Excellent :)
Also, it's almost beer tiem here :D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Lovely...
and an example of why this would make a good challenge:
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post972991
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:45, archived)
# :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Your MItchell Brothers are uncanny!
Excellent work
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:01, archived)
# superb
and what freakishly furry arms you have ;D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:58, archived)
# im no sconner, matey
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:04, archived)
# sconner?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:18, archived)
# a person yet to sprout pubic hairs
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:01, archived)
# is it just a midlander thing?
We said it all the time at school.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:14, archived)
# very good
hairy...
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Excellent
Best one I've seen so far
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:56, archived)
# thenk yeaux!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:15, archived)
# Too much time on your hands.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 17:42, archived)
[challenge entry] !
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:06, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:10, archived)
# hahaha!
top queefing!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Forgot about this for last week's compo
Proper annoyed
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:23, archived)
# haha
Ripley gold blend
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:24, archived)
# It's very rare that I would even raise a smile when Star Wars/Alien/Star Trek things are posted
but this made me giggle.
*Gold Stars*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Aw thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:26, archived)
# hahaha
that`s great
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:27, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:30, archived)
# How kindly Alien. Haha XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:05, archived)
# hahahaha
now there's a gal that could make a bishop kick in a stain glassed window

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:11, archived)
# hahaha
although...I can just see him with a croissant and the paper
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:20, archived)
# FULL.... MEDDAL..... BUCKET (of fish)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:21, archived)
# hehehe....
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:41, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:16, archived)
# I can see your problem
You are trying to view b3ta on a ZX81
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 17:05, archived)
# damn you sir clive!!!
you broke my 1K!! etc...

actually a refresh fixed it but i appreciate your concern. it amused me somewhat and i felt compelled to preserve it for posterity but i'm not sure why.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 17:19, archived)
# It's Freeview!
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 17:18, archived)
# ...I'm...in...a world...of...fish!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 17:44, archived)
# Never mind the vote rigging scandals - it's the b3ta newsletter
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue496/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:57, archived)
# there goes the afternoon.
i have to pop out for teabags first.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Thank you Robert.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Cheers Rob!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:01, archived)
# coo ta Mr M
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Yay ta
Rob, do you still spend the money we donate on crack whores?

I would hate to think my donation goes on anything else.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:03, archived)
# no just ones with average training :P
where are teh photos of my calendar btw !!! Curses and black pudding!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:07, archived)
# who what where?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:08, archived)
# pub pics. bought by you. from me for Happytoast's chaaarity
I woz promised a photo of them up on teh wall

strums fingers...

:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Oh blimmy!
I've completely forgotten.

Shite, where did I put them?
*worries*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Sigh
*nealy throws LS18 size flounce*
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Knealy surely?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:20, archived)
# true
flouncing too much to type proper
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:22, archived)
# I am so important doing an important job and running around looking important and stuff
that the best things in life are often overlooked or forgotten by me.

*re-evaluates priorities*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:23, archived)
# I thought you said what you did was import
not important

:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:25, archived)
# I import ANTS, you silleh
Oh and by the way, I doubt anyone could ever beat the rantings and flounce of last weekend. In fact, it was a DOUBLE flounce, two in two days.
I just wish the rants would have lasted longer as I was enjoying it so much.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:28, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Bugger
I was about to do some work.

Congrats on the 10 year anniversary, and thanks for all the fun (and basically getting me a career that's not boring thanks to featuring my in the newsletter ages ago).
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:05, archived)
# You're very kind.
Thanks, Rob.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:06, archived)
# so that's why that table is funny
I thought it was because it looked like a penguin in a flat cap
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Excellent :)
Plus that top qotw answer still cracks me up everytime I read it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:14, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:31, archived)
# I can smell onions
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Fluffy cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:52, archived)
# and odd arm
It's your day on Monday! (see sig)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:55, archived)
# yippee
I mean Arrrrgh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:56, archived)
[challenge entry] he loves it
I daren't post this one in it's own thread:

The Codfather
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:02, archived)
# *scrolls right*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:05, archived)
# smart arse
It's a safe bet this one's FP proof
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D

www.b3ta.com/board/10538852


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:12, archived)
[challenge entry] aceness!
hnnyurgh - I'll just spluff out a very old gif here. you don't mind do you?
(teasus likes tea, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:17, archived)
#
*awaits*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Wasn't that up at the top of the board?
Of is my browser playing tricks on me?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:20, archived)
#
*anticipation grows*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Wait for fullness...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:23, archived)
# yeah it was for a sec
but it seemed to upset a few people that I was pearoasting in a new thread so I deleted and reposted it here.
(teasus likes tea, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:34, archived)
# fluffed if you do
fluffed if you don't
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:41, archived)
# I still don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:43, archived)
# heh heh
(he should be watching Happy Feet)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 17:50, archived)
# Fuck me, that`s shite
oh well, back to the drawing board
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:07, archived)
# ^ :D o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 17:52, archived)
# what arm matching algorithm do you use?
Sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:14, archived)
# I know, I know
It`s a fucking abortion
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:20, archived)
# This went kinda awry somewhere along the lines...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:42, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Nice one Baz!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Powler bear wants pengy's sausage!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Oh
Is that what it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:52, archived)
# It's her knife, sily!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Oops
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:04, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:21, archived)
# It was a rather odd dream.

Click for +400 more thingies.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:40, archived)
# I had a dream where both my feet were fish
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Sole?
so, so sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:43, archived)
# hahaha...:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Then you woke up and your pillow was missing?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Agh - the evolution begins!
larq2525.deviantart.com/art/Man-Gull-Issue-1-Cover-Final-245173219
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Good to see I'm not the only person troubled by this kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
How rare!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:44, archived)
# hahaha, that is disturbing and awesome :D
reminds me of Ms Morbo's work
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:47, archived)
# *Googles*
I see what you mean, and I take that as a compliment. I get bored of using one art style all the time so like to faff around with others, depending on what I think fits the pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:04, archived)
# very ace
love the style
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:03, archived)
# How odd.
A couple of nights ago I dreamed of a horse with duck feet.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 17:38, archived)
# GooglyHat (RabbitMaria and Dorian)


My OCs.

www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.php
131 139 140 141

Cute hat. Adorable.
BTW dA life is little bored. -_-
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Nicely done and colourful
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Thanks!! X)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:37, archived)
# Boy, I hope nothing sexy happens....
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Cute!
And rather nicely drawn.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Thanks!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:59, archived)
# I'm getting into this furry porn, it's quite fun....
Are these drawn on computer or by hand then scanned in?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Yeah. I just use painter and photoshop. but I don't use scanner in recentry.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:46, archived)
# They are very good.
Wish i had some form of talent.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Nonny?
BAKA!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:42, archived)
# This is lovely,
and I don't feel uncomfortable looking at it. Which is a bonus.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:43, archived)
# There we go, that should ease your comfort.

(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:45, archived)
# 0_o
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:53, archived)
# n_n thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:48, archived)
# indeed
its 'furry', but doesnt feel bad or pervy - just cute.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Now with 14% more sense.
Slow and steady wins the race, and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:45, archived)
# These posts continue to confuse me...
It's like metab3ta or something - feels wierd having b3tans doing homages of other b3tans' work. While they're still alive at least.

Very well drawn, but still a little wiggy...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:45, archived)
# I still don't know what to think...
the artwork is rather excellent, but the constant reference to JJs work, and the mentions of dA is confusing me...

I keep thinking I've missed something. A regular user signed up to a second log in? A dA stalker? A genuine fan? Hmmmm....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:50, archived)
# The Engrish is making me think it's a hoax.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:56, archived)
# If this is the case then someone's putting a hell of a lot of effort into the arts...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:58, archived)
# yup - very true
but the artwork is a high standard and consistant

I'm just going to like it for what it is, and not worry :D

edit: As BHW says above^
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:00, archived)
#
かわいい
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Thanks!!
ありがとう！
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:50, archived)
# I don't normally like this style much.
But I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:51, archived)
# n_n
Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:57, archived)
# loverly
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Thanks! :3
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:08, archived)
# nicely dundid
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Thanks! X)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:08, archived)
# oo this is nice now look
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Thanks!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:20, archived)
# I like this one
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Thanks! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:20, archived)
# You do know googly hats have digestive systems
That void themselves on your head
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Really!? O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Love your art style
Needs more crazy though and why isnt Jolly Jake being molested!
(Gimp Wrangler, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Really Thanks!
Thanks for good advice. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Fish
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Bream, Bream, Bream, Bream, Bream, Bream, Breammm, Piranha-Phone!
Love it
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Just sliding this in here

probably very much bindun....
(Turtlecrumpets, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Funny! XD
nice!!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:21, archived)
# SNAP!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:38, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant!

Youve just made me want more Klarnk now though...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:38, archived)
# Ha ha!
Now I know where I recognised the eyes from.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
*Click* :d
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:40, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE FISH!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:57, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:07, archived)
# hahaha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Newsletter subject line compo
okey dokie
make it jokey
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:05, archived)
# Thrusting into your inbox like a Welsh cave diver can't.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:25, archived)
# If we're "all in this together", where's MY coke and hookers?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:09, archived)
# ^ This
Quite hard, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:12, archived)
# and...clicking.
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:13, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:19, archived)
# yes yes yes! this^
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:35, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:37, archived)
# The above.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday dear b3taaaaaa. Happy birthday to me.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:10, archived)
# If it bleeds...we`ll still fuck it
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Naaaa
That cuts out necrophilia!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:11, archived)
# I used to be a werewolf
But the combination of strong drugs and therapy cured me completely
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:13, archived)
# austerity: you kids shut up or I'll come over there and tighten your belts
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Celebrating ten years of 9/11 jokes. PS- LS18, if you can read this, you forgot to unsubscribe.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:14, archived)
# too soon!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:17, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Congratulations! You have been selected to review the b3ta newsletter for 16-09-11
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:15, archived)
# 10 years on from the day that changed everything
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:16, archived)
# Geburtstag von dem Internet Kunt.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:21, archived)
# ALLES GUT ZUM GEBURTSTAG, B3TA, AUS DEM GINGER FUEHRER!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Internet kunst
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:24, archived)
# kindliche internet kunst
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:27, archived)
# 10 years from now
You'll be reading these newsletters on an iPad 850. On the moon. In your astro pants, with space jam on your face.
(I helped save b3ta! Biffins Bridge, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Balls to that.
It's 2011, wheres my flying car?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:26, archived)
# 9/11? fuck that, 10 years of b3ta has done more for geopolitics!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:25, archived)
# TEN YEARS SPAFFING IN THE FACE OF THE INTERNETS
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Ten years hiding the internet from the boss
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:32, archived)
# * The b3ta.com age of consent countdown : 2185 days
*In web years we're 100. Where's our email from the queen?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:36, archived)
# joly troll not what you think
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:41, archived)
# A decade of dick jokes
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Inside, they're big softies really!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:59, archived)
# What
the
shuddering
fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Google search "Fat Goth" and see the real thing!
Unbelievable!! o_O She's be a ROUND for a while
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:02, archived)
# I'm intrigued - in a rather morbid, and prying way - as to why the hell anyone would Google search
"Fat Goth".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:05, archived)
# hahaha
different strokes ;) (I Found the beast while searching for the Goth Challenge a few months ago)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:11, archived)
# I'm not sure I should do that
at work...
;-)

Edit: Oh shit, Safe Search was off. Mind Bleach on Aisle 3, please!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:22, archived)
# It's the drawn-on facial hair that's most odd
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Bwahahahahahahaha!!!
*Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:10, archived)
# hahaha
this happens in the future according to the date stamp.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:11, archived)
# The Future's Big, the future's FLUFFY!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Eye test results for three-eyed goth
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:15, archived)
# I'm not optimistic...
...about his chances of holding that back, if it strains at the leash.
(xaer0mancer, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 21:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Hidden ships in the Amstrad version. *


* Fact
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:52, archived)
# I'd love to play that again, anyone know of any good emus with it?
Or even somethingmore up to date but similar?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Try OOlite
www.oolite.org/
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:57, archived)
# oooright
Cheers, nosing now, If I go quiet for the rest of the day, i'm playing...
or looking at porn.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:59, archived)
# *psst*
look below...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Meh.
I posted the link about 20s after the link below.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Can't have too many links to Oolite, sir
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Argh,
I can't remember the keys and keep getting shot at (after shooting at others that is)
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Rod Hull had an emu
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:57, archived)
# oolite is good
if you want the original, ian bell's got every version up on his page at www.iancgbell.clara.net/
he likes the nes version, and the archimedes. i like elite plus, myself.


edit: www.iancgbell.clara.net/elite/index.htm for the direct link
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:25, archived)
# Bloody Hell!
My eyes! That guy needs to tune down his page backgrounds.

And the SHOUTY RED TEXT everywhere. *goes to find some Optrex*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:47, archived)
# terrible, isn't it?
i had to highlight all the text just now just to read through a few of the things on the site. doesn't work very well but it's better than raping my eyes the same way otherwise...

even so, it's ian bell's own site so it's all totally approved and legal versions of elite - braben doesn't appear to give a shit anymore and agreed to let bell distribute all the different versions.

on those lines, people should go and download the opengl version of elite II, which i thought blew elite away. i loved elite ii.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Ace!
*goes off to play Oolite for the rest of the day*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:56, archived)
# I've been rather enjoying that.
Got meself a fully tooled up Boa Class Cruiser and playing around with Galactic Navy missions.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Lovely!
Do you have the Cobra Haynes manual as well?

/failing memory blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:23, archived)
# That's no moon.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:57, archived)
# nice work
That is Blessed isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:01, archived)
# It's supposed to be
Not so easy to portray in old wireframe.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:02, archived)
# A great job
I recognised it, even though I had the much superior C64 myself!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:14, archived)
# it's very aptly retro
www.iancgbell.clara.net/elite/pc/index.htm
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:40, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:52, archived)
# May the King rain forever
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Why is it Uh-huh-huh in your image?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:58, archived)
# ha ha!
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Haaaaahahahahahahaha!
Mrs Vagabond was really quite taken with our Elvis. And the bastard was taller than me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:06, archived)
# That's Cuban heels for you!
Cheating git eh?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Hahaha, congrats sir.
My mate Crownie and his missus did the Elvis Vegas wedding and loved evey minute.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:19, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:12, archived)
# a-ha-HA!
"Pull my finger?"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:33, archived)
[challenge entry] You swarking to me


(Frogcloset (noun), Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:41, archived)
# love the taxi
the penguin too, but it's all in the details
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Zip-a-dee-doo-dah Zip-a-dee-day Here's a blue and red thing PS Your all gay (courtesy of Drunken Miss Holly)

large
ludicrously big seriously - uncapped BB only.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Hooray for Wikipedia
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:03, archived)
# It seemed a better idea than 'Big Blue & Red Thing'
But, whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:05, archived)
# I'm sure Mr Minton would have considered it an honour
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Not any more he won't ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:08, archived)
# OK how about
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah
Zip-a-dee-day
Here's a blue and red thing
PS Your all gay
?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:12, archived)
# By your command.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:14, archived)
# I do like the image by the way
It's like looking down on some sci-fi city
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Most kind, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:18, archived)
# "The page 'Fischgabel' does not exist"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:14, archived)
# ^ Trufax - right there.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Why is it always WOO in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Nicely!
I imagine these must take quite some time to render. Probably almost just as long as it takes my computer to start up firefox.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:06, archived)
# You've borrowed Joe Scaramanga's work machine
AICMFP
How are you today, Mr Cre?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Great
Working from home today, which means I should probably try and get some work done between lunchtimes.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Nah, go have some coffee
Always a better plan.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:11, archived)
# If you insist

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Well, 'insist' is a little too didactic
More 'gently recommend', shall we say?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Sure, sure

*massages twisted wrist*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:23, archived)
# *puts brass knuckles away*
Good, glad we've got that sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:27, archived)
# RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:07, archived)
# It's still playing up, yes?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:21, archived)
# a prototypical twelve bar blues-form rock and roll song

(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:08, archived)
# That pic of yours is lully by the way.
Downloaded the HUGE version, The detail is incredible.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:27, archived)
# haha...


(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Hahahahaha
You can see the guilt all over her chubby fingers.
guilt maybe grease
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:19, archived)
# lully
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:08, archived)
# Cheers, RG
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:10, archived)
# I only realised where your username came from after relistening to Round the Horn:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:20, archived)
# hehehe....
The clues were all there :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Brill!
Also - just got an awesome new crop of fail pics from a post over on /links. Well worth a look - www.b3ta.com/links/The_Golden_Age_of_Fail
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:13, archived)
# The cycling ones are bloody brilliant
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:16, archived)
# I like the plane dropping bombs on another plane.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:30, archived)
# That's pretty classy, too
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:33, archived)
# hehe
"I think I've found your problem mate"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:19, archived)
# I think this one re-defines the concept of 'awesome'.
www.laboiteverte.fr/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/vintage-ancient-accident-fail-14.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:29, archived)
# The two guys on the top cable...
"if anybody asks, neither of us cut any wires, OK?"
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:34, archived)
# oh shit. I didn't spot the guys originally!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Tacoma Narrows Bridge - Puget Sound, Washington
Watch it come apart in a gale: www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-zczJXSxnw
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:34, archived)
# To the abysssssssssss
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Wooty woo sir
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Hello There!
*waves*

Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Hello indeed chap
*fondles*
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:18, archived)
# I'm most well, thank you.
Oooh! unexpected fondling - result!

All well in Monster world?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:22, archived)
# As well as to be expected..
Would like to get out to do a bit more monstrosity but just don't seem to have the time these days...
Is there a Derby bash happening this year?
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:41, archived)
# I'm not sure...
The Prof did mention something about it a while ago, but I've heard nothing else since.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:49, archived)
# *Clickety doo-daaah*
Superb as per JP!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Cheers, young Ninj-Me-Lad!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Its VGER!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:17, archived)
# ooh! Star Warsy!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Podobne do wojen w kosmosie?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:19, archived)
# To na pewno jest!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Bueno!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:23, archived)
# What they said.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Words pale in comparison.
Freakin; epic blue section. I'm going down there!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:46, archived)
[challenge entry] call my fluff
(arctisticus, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:58, archived)
# That gives me an idea
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:59, archived)
# New job?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:01, archived)
# no job :(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Blow jobs?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:07, archived)
# If you insist
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Why sir, you make me blush.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:10, archived)
# You're such a push-over
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Is your idea 'call my fluff'?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:02, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Haha
Blind man's fluff
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:05, archived)
# log off?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:05, archived)
# I'm sorry I can't respond to this, as I've actually logged off*




* sentence was produced in an environment where LIES are also produced
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:18, archived)
# wank into and ashtray?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Waayyyyy ahead of you
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:17, archived)
# I'm assuming that
were I to google any of those names, I would get exactly what I expected
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:11, archived)
# I hope so...
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Nah they're all completely fabricated.
Do an image search from work - no need to have safe search enabled.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Very well, I shall follow your advice forthwith.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Call your boss over before you do it - sure it's the sort of thing they'll want to observe.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:19, archived)
# eww, now he's wanking into my ashtray!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:30, archived)
# I dun just come back from that America, where I finally managed to persuade Mrs Vagabond to become Mrs Vagabond.
We got married by Elvis in Vegas, had a ridiculous, planet-killing stretch Humvee Limo, and then went to San Francisco and Yosemite. It were ace.

So have this:



CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:55, archived)
# Congrats!
Why is it always tales of marriage in your posts?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:56, archived)
# congrats
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:56, archived)
# Yay! Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Congrats Mr Vagabond!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Fantastic news
Congrats.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Congrates matey!!!
Why are there always bridges in your pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Congratulations
and, indeed, Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Why's it always raining in your weddings!?
Congrats sir!!

I loved Vegas, but that's where my damn 'jetlag' hit!!!

:( of all the darn places eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:58, archived)
# I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:08, archived)
# My warmest congratulations, guv'nor
Hope you and (the now) Mrs V had a lovely time.

Fab pic, too.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:59, archived)
# Congrats and Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Congratulations,
I was wondering where you were.
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Insta congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Hooray!

Congrats mate
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Grats
no shark or helicopter tho!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:06, archived)
# Huzzah!
And congrats.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Hooray!
Congratulations to both of you.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Congrats Vag!
and also to Mrs. Vag
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:19, archived)
# W00T!
Congrats Mr and Mrs Vagabond.
Why is it always Vegas in your wedding pics!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Why are there always weddings in your posts?
congrats me matey! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Great news :)
Woo to the both of you!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Congratulations, sir
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Yay!
Congrats and all.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:54, archived)
# W/Y/H!
Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:35, archived)
# congratumalations!!!
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Well done sir
A toast to you both indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Well done sir
many congrats
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:03, archived)
# just a penguin in the sun

(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Just the one thread today?
Are you on a diet?
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Yep
behaving myself today...........
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:55, archived)
# PENGUIMS!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Should I be fitting right now?
Because I've just come too after biting through my tongue.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Hello Mr Penguin!
Don't forget your sun-block.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:04, archived)
[challenge entry] In later years, Fluffy moved to France and developed a weight problem
which didn't do his car much good.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Hahaha. That man has a hat!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:57, archived)
# I think he was given it by one of the Marx brothers.
Many thanks for the woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:59, archived)
# :D:D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:09, archived)
# France?
But that car has Washington DC numberplates...

/pedantic arse
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:36, archived)

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