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(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Good ol' South Park
(Bagis, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:36, archived)
# South Park?
I don't watch it. I assume from your comment they've done this gag?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Yep
I don't know whether to be impressed or concerned two different minds can think of this!?
(Bagis, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:39, archived)
# I tried watching an episode years ago
lasted 10 mins. Never went back to it...
Maybe I should if they are coming out with gags like this
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:43, archived)
# It went through a pretty shit period a while back, where i also stopped watching.
But now its very topical, often referencing things that happened within the same week.

Their Tiger Woods pisstake was amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Agreed with the Tiger Woods episode.
It's very hit and miss..
(Bagis, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:48, archived)
# I wouldn't bother too much..
.. the episode is just a poorly formed rant against Apple..
(Bagis, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:46, archived)
# You've only ever seen 10 mins of South Park?
Blimey. I'd recommend starting on the Scientology episode if you want to see how good they can be:
smotri.com/video/view/?id=v1551411f519
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:30, archived)
# ^^
Who doesnt read the terms and conditions!?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Oooooffff fuckin'ell
and hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:37, archived)
# noice!
i was going to do something to do with "FREE WILLY" but i can't be bothered because it's a bit crap and obvious. so I'll donate the idea to anyone who wants it, but just don't expect to win the compo
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:41, archived)
# :D
disturbingly useful!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:43, archived)
# Hahaha!
nice! Can you get a scart to scart to scart to scart lead for it?
I have nooooo idea if that even makes sense!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:46, archived)
# shouldn't that be scat to scat lead?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:22, archived)
# haha
that's rather good
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:04, archived)
[challenge entry] On sale in the foyer now


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(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:35, archived)
#
Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:35, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:37, archived)
# I love those boots
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:38, archived)
#
and the Ned's t-shirt!
(Slipper I'm going for a smoke, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:59, archived)
# No, just the boots
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 23:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Pffft: Shadow, top left
top leftSorry:

(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:38, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:39, archived)
# haha - nicely spotted!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Joining the schindler's bandwagon... so to speak
(Bagis, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Schindler's list was of people to rescue from Auschwitz
not condemn, as your hate and scare comments suggest
plus you dropped this 'h'

;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:30, archived)
# It's completely autentic
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Piss flaps!
There goes my personal glory for being right about spoilers :(
(Bagis, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:34, archived)
# *see below for my completely ignored schindlers list posts :-(*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Maybe he's Irish
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:47, archived)
# hahaha
the tacky star shapes make this!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:32, archived)
# I'm not sure I like this Schindler's List compo
(although I do agree with taters about the tacky red stars)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:37, archived)
[challenge entry] There is no spoon.......
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:23, archived)
# haha
im loving this compo!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:24, archived)
[challenge entry] My family's always been in meat.


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(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:22, archived)
# to complete the ensemble


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(I helped save b3ta! s-drop take it to the bridge, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:22, archived)
# p-p-p-p-f-f-f-f-t-t-t-t!!!
just play any YouTube clip of the film and press random number keys
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:24, archived)
# H-h-h-h-h-h-haha
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:27, archived)
# nice
could be rather fun
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:20, archived)
# FAKE
No rain

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Idea nicked from my mind (and probably the discussion thread) already :-/
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:12, archived)
[challenge entry] plus, a pea for your pleasure


*boards hull bus*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:14, archived)
[challenge entry] At the top of everyone's List
(I helped save b3ta! Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Sympathy clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:38, archived)
# *bereaved hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry] One way ticket to Hull, please
(rogerzilla, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Bastard! Im shopping this right now
and i mentioned it in the compo idea discussion :-(
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:08, archived)
# Now, now, I'm sure you two can work this one out

FIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Grease me up, woman!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Hahaha very good!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Nice idea. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:20, archived)
# This
is exactly the sort of tastelessness that b3ta is all about.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 14:43, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(Bagis, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:00, archived)
# 'artificial noise generator' is making me chuckle
this comp will be ace!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:01, archived)
# this would actually be kind of funny to have around the office for about 30 seconds
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:14, archived)
# i had a 'mr t in my pocket' thing about 5 years ago
it was great fun, but it went missing in the office after a day. Guess some folks dont like Mr T quotes every 10 seconds :-/
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:16, archived)
# I pity the fool
who steals a pocket Mr T. quote generator!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:18, archived)
# i have a 'Dr Fart' in my laptop case.
i don't have friends anymore :/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Right then!
Dragons Den.. here I come!
(Bagis, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Hahaha!
Didn't spot this before I started on my King's Speech one.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Perfect for every desk...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:47, archived)
# I'm going to have to write some sort of script for my browser
that auto-detects your posts and clicks to 'like' for when I'm away
:D :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:52, archived)
# *Blushes*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:59, archived)
# ^^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Marvellous!
(as I only have paint and it's a bit pance I'll stick this here)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:56, archived)
# At first, I thought that was for piles
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:21, archived)
# hahahahahaha
you clever girl.

were you here i'd let you look at my knees.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Ha!
Best one yet
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Pance?
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:23, archived)
# compo it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:56, archived)
# yes, because star wars would never normally have merchandise
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:58, archived)
# whats this 'star wars' you speak of?
Is it some x factor spin off shite?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:00, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Perfect for the kitchen
Along side Ninj's marvellous darth-pot and vacuum devices.

I'll never want to leave the room!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:19, archived)
# *rogers*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:58, archived)
# beautifuly done
these have to be put into production
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Cheers matey
:D
You sort the labour and copyright and we'll go halves ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:21, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:37, archived)
# contains spoilers
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:39, archived)
[challenge entry] *Immediately wanders outside compo brief*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:05, archived)
# i saw harry potter pancake mix in tesco, so i wouldnt put this past them...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:58, archived)
# The gay shift will miss this one...
It was called the sorcerers stone over there, because they're thick.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:07, archived)
# If only my university had awarded me a Doctor of Sorcery degree
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:23, archived)
# At least I'd have been able to rationalize wearing a gown and silly hat at the convocation
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:26, archived)
# aye, google spill coriction.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:25, archived)
# ris?
I get vietnamese porn
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Hey now!
We're not all thick. Besides the forward told us of the name change...
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha! Braw!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:41, archived)
# haha, still a classic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Reposted more times that tennis bird scratching her arse
C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:43, archived)
# and still steals all the thunder :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:59, archived)
# sorrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:09, archived)
# hahah I love this
particularly the Harlow postmark
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Pitney Bowes (franking machine company)
are based in Harlow
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Hahaha
absolute classic
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Arf!
always brings a smile.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Thankee Unkie Thor


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Brilliant!!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:51, archived)
# The best thing you've EVER done!
and you know it :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Hiya Archie
I nearly pinged you but then I thought 'no Archie's Anne Frank post-sense will be tingling . . . '


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:55, archived)
# Yes! Where it belongs!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:38, archived)
# haha
GOD I'VE MISSED THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:59, archived)
# never seen this before, it is ace
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:06, archived)
# *rubs eyes*
WHAT!!?
Are you new here?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:18, archived)
# works better for us if you replace "me" with "you"
www.b3ta.com/search/posts/27460?q=annefrank.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:23, archived)
# ahhh right cheers!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Booo!
Nothing found.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:25, archived)
# newer than your pic
maybe it's been posted whilst i've been tucked up in bed
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Nice one Dave
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:23, archived)
# This still makes me giggle
You big silleh.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:52, archived)
# :-)
like it!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:40, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:46, archived)
# :D
Grand! Perfect for Christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:54, archived)
# You voted for the merchandise one
it's live. I also did a TOAP for the challenge image which is about as close as I get to entering challenges.



b3ta.com/challenge/mechandiseforunlikelyfilms/


(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Mmm...
...fucking shitty butter.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:35, archived)
# haha
not bad, not bad at all
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:36, archived)
# He said "enter"!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:36, archived)
# FILM POSTERS LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:36, archived)
[challenge entry] OK then.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:38, archived)
# hahah - "Get ahead with Se7en packaging solutions"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:41, archived)
# i always read that phonetically as sesen
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:18, archived)
# That's not a Tango
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:43, archived)
# hooray!
Justice has been served :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:01, archived)
# too brown
and i don't like the font
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Theres a reason I don't post often...

(Bagis, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:06, archived)
# but they're not spoilers : D
*hides back in pedant box
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:12, archived)
# Flaps...
at the back and spoilers further in...?
(Bagis, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:16, archived)
# further in the flaps?
fnarr fnarr
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:19, archived)
# Indeed
Flaps

(Bagis, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:26, archived)
# El Flapo de puspus!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Flaps!!
Fnar, fnar!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:17, archived)
# they are ailerons in fact :)
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:21, archived)
# I am wrong (as usual). I apologise most sincerely. You may point and laugh if you wish

edit*I love the description of the fuselage ^
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Lift, drag 'n' roll, baybeeee!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Didn't you invent the aeroplane?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Indeed, I did. In 1984.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:42, archived)
# *laughs*

*points*

look at the funny man children, look at him.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:35, archived)
# you've "spoiled" the joke by explaining it!
HAHAHAAH
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:40, archived)
# the winglet isn't to decrease drag
it stops the wind curling over the top of the wing. it effectively increases the working length of then wing!
i know something woo! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Woo indeed
I screengrabbed that from the NASA website, they should give you a job ; )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Spoiler free
innit.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:13, archived)
# I see flaps.
Generally.

Oh, the picture? Those are air-brakes.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:15, archived)
# No theyre not - theyre spoilers
they make the plane go fasterer
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:16, archived)
# i think you'll find that stripes make planes go faster.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:23, archived)
# The spoilers just kinda ruin it for everybody
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:27, archived)
# and a forrin in the cockpit with a bomb
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:36, archived)
# i thought they were ailerons
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:22, archived)
# aren't they on the tail?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:23, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:25, archived)
# That's telling him!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:32, archived)
# Maybe this will settle things..
Clickety
(Bagis, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:28, archived)
# that's telling us!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Turboprops
What a marvellous word!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:22, archived)
#
Often, characteristics of both spoilers and air brakes are desirable and are combined - most modern airliner jets feature combined spoiler and air brake controls.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Reading the comments above, I'd say - perhaps unintentionally - that you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:17, archived)
# top lurkage!
in fact you may be the greatest lurker so far.
*shakes hand*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:22, archived)
# Wowsers!! This^
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Bloody hell!
your not wrong there...
bravo that man, bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Well, as you can see..
...my contributions are worth it...*cough*
(Bagis, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:30, archived)
# MMM, FLAPS!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:22, archived)
# wasn't that one of the less well known hanson songs?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:29, archived)
# were any of them well-known?
but yes
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Pissflaps

Flapos de pipi
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Oh mediocre, bringing down the tone again!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Plasflappen
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:28, archived)
#
down up
tone war
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Well you started it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:33, archived)
# flapos de pipi
sounds like one of those obscure foreign cartoons you'd see on during the day while skiving off school in the 80's for whatever reason
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:27, archived)
# And you keep reading them, hoping that one of them would be funny
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:33, archived)
# they aren't meant to be funny
they are a representation of the authors inner hatred

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:40, archived)
# or a Portuguese dessert
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:14, archived)
# VOTE NOW
1. New pressure groups. We've got Greenpeace for green issues - where's our pressure group for sausages not to be shit? Or for there to be guaranteed loo roll in all toilets?
2. Retronyms - Adidas = All Day I Dream About Spunk etc
3. One word: Homeopathy
4. Merchandise for films that normally wouldn't have merchandise.
5. One word: Unicorns

Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:19, archived)
# About bloody time!
Wobbly's not so in depth analysis as I am feeling a bit thick today.

1. New pressure groups: This could be good and would be my second choice (or 1st if it wins)

2. Retronyms: I don't understand this?

3. Homeopathy: I don't understand this either?

4. Merchandise for films: : I don't understand this either?

5. One word: Unicorns: THIS SHOULD WIN! (unless Pressure Groups win and then this will be my 2nd choice)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:23, archived)
# I think this won't win the compo
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:30, archived)
# i dont 'get' the whole unicorns thing with the internet.
and any ironic attempts to explain why they are so 'epic' or 'winning' are futile.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:32, archived)
# Horses with a twirly horn? What's not to love?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEImD_r6D8o
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:36, archived)
# It's a Phallic thing (I think)

* Wonders off to think about Unicorns... Fwaps
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Pressure groups
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:01, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:05, archived)
# Hm - 2 out of 5 aint bad.
Retronyms could be good, but people will make them cryptic, and i cant be fucked figuring out images for longer than a few seconds
Homopaths - meh
Greenpeace - meh
Unicorns - i fucking hate unicorns, and the internet meme factories that made them suddenly popular.

Im going for merchandise. Schindler's list red coats for children! Eyes wide shut party masks (by clay)! The possibilites are endless, rather than succumbing to some rubbish internet fad.
Joiiinnnn meeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:23, archived)
# I could dig out my old Texas Chainsaw Mascara pic
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:24, archived)
# There will be peas - that is known.
Heck - ninj's lovely star wars hardware could be featured! Lots of scope, folks.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:25, archived)
# except it says films that DON'T have merchandise
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:30, archived)
# ok - driving miss daisy JAWS OF LIFE
Phew - i lapsed into the usual compo 'bending of rules' zone already!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:33, archived)
# retronymns would be a toap fest
I'm going for merchandise too
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Well here's your chance to show your unicorn hate!
(To be fair I just wanted to see lots of epic meaty unicorn/rhino battles going on)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:25, archived)
# see - you said 'epic'
which means youre one of those 'internet' people, and probably love unicorns, bronies, charlie sheen, lolcats, cheezburgers and double rainbows.

Looks like its going to win unanimously anyway. Just as well im away this weekend, and working all next week! *grumbles, admits defeat already*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:27, archived)
# What's a bronie?
Sorry Taters! I apologise for my awful choice, of compo and choice of words with Epic. Does it help any that I'm also a really big fan of Potatoes and that your username is one of my favourites?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:31, archived)
# apparrently, bronies are grown male fans of the new my little pony cartoon
spurred on by the intrest in ironic internet memes like this whole unicorn thing.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:35, archived)
# too bron
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:38, archived)
# OK, no worries :)
Well let's hope one of the others wins so you don't have to put up with a week of something you don't like...

I'm off to go study more about these 'meme' bandwagon thingers so I don't inadvertantly put my foot in it and or say 'epic' or 'win' or 'unicorn' again in the wrong context.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:42, archived)
# nah - im not bothered
b3ta always goes through the odd compo where i have no intrest whatsoever. Its b3ta.
I wont have much time over the next 5 days to contribute much anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:45, archived)
# Greenpeace?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:28, archived)
# sums it up, dunnit?
Shop 'BROWNPEAS' on the side of a greenpeace boat, and say theyre against peas being green.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:31, archived)
# ah, sorry, your options are in the wrong order
I couldn't work out how you had got Greenpeace from film merchandise
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:32, archived)
# yeah
i was only going to chuck my opinions at the ones i felt most strongly about, but i thought i'd be a tedious cunt and give my opinion on all of them. Here is my opinion:
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Hey! I just clicked 'homeopathy'
and the voting line only moved 1/20000000000th of a pixel!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:24, archived)
# you must have an awful high-res monitor!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Awfully!
It's only three pixels wide though . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:26, archived)
# thats some abstract b3ta-ing!
What brings you back so often anyway? you were quite a rare creature around these parts a while ago. Can you repost a BLAAAAARRRRB to remind me of your finest ever contribution to this site?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Awww! But you're wrong
THIS is my finest
www.b3ta.com/board/5717619

Have a BLAAAAAAAAARRB! too


EDIT: Ashally I might make a new one . . . who would you like to see BLAAAAAAAAARRBing?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:35, archived)
# hahaha, I've missed those. I now realise.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:38, archived)
# god, i love BLAAAAARBS!
I do like that red riding hood pic too. Isnt it just a 'trace' of a JJ pic though?

I often wondered what a haggared, wrinkly person famous for being angry would look like doing a joyous blaaaaarb. Gadaffi? Abu Hamza? Stallone?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:44, archived)
# No, not JUST a trace . . .
not JUST a trace . . . It took me two weeks in illfrustrator

EDIT: Rarrrrrgh! I can't use the new paint! It's rubbish! BLAAAAAAAAARRB! aborted . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:25, archived)
# Ning hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:27, archived)
# Hello Smoochy


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:30, archived)
# Where's the Fabulous Fall Fashions challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:25, archived)
# What happened to Smash Monkey's Sci-Fi Porn suggestion?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:26, archived)
# i like the sound of that
next week maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:27, archived)
# If Unicorns gets picked, I'd vote for SciFi being the ALT-Compo
I'm worried we're going to see a week of seam-unicorns.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:31, archived)
# Well there is one good thing if unicorns wins
Barryheadwound could comp his amazing seamshorse
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:58, archived)
# can it be scifi porn EXCEPT star wars?
It's not like there isn't enough of that already
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:09, archived)
# well, that is a good point - it probably end up being all Star Wars...
Regardless - it looks like merchandice has overtaken unicorns.

Not like the voting process matters, some users have something that can fix the vote to whatever they want, so I'm not that bothered any more
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:26, archived)
# I bought some really nice sausages from tesco the other day.
Would buy again A++
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:26, archived)
# I had wild boar sausages last night
MMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:27, archived)
# Were they served by your waiting staff as instructed by your butler?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:29, archived)
# "Cor lawks Mr Box sir, these sosinges ain't 'alf tasty"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:31, archived)
# 'twas so kind of im to givvus the burnt ends off ems wasnit!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:38, archived)
# THE SERVING WENCH TASTED MY SAUSAGES!?
FETCH MY SPANKING PADDLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:10, archived)
# You are Obelix
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:06, archived)
# *demands magic potion*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:13, archived)
# No - you fell into the magic potion when you were a baby
There's no telling what it could do to you now
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Degree of difficulty
All "Unicorn" images must be sparkly gifs

"I'm going to fuck you up GOOD"
\
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:31, archived)
# WHAT IS THIS NEW DEVILRY
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:44, archived)
# Can you please make this image challenge about martin clunes? It is the best suggestion.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:24, archived)
# fraser normally sets the timeout a lot longer to stop subversion
photoshop rob's basic error
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:33, archived)
# but Rob always ignores the votes and just picks the one he wants anyway
so it's OK
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:15, archived)
# I'm voting for sci-fi porn
oh, hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:55, archived)
# I'm voting Merchandise
because all the homeopathy pictures would be too small to see.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:04, archived)
# they'd all be hilarious
but only if you really believed they were
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:10, archived)
# You had to think of something that isn't funny.
Then paste it into a blank background at a ratio of 1/100 pixels, then resize that image and paste it into another blank background again at a ratio of 1/100 pixels. Repeat that process thirty times. And for each paste, bash the monitor three times. The resulting pic will be hillarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:16, archived)
# haha
And that's how the gay shift works!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:16, archived)
# Yay! Go, merchandising!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvmZ9SPcTzU
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:08, archived)
# bollocks - Fraser on hols and no one set the challenge
what do you want this week?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:05, archived)
# Unicorns Vs Rhinos
Edit: YAY! I've never had a suggestion taken to poll before - GO Unicorns!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:07, archived)
# Actually this is pretty good.
Rhinos would win, though, as unicorns are gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:17, archived)
# Rhinos are just old saggy Unicorns
Don't argue with me you know I'm right
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:19, archived)
# They would still win though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:27, archived)
# Rhinos are the most manly animal in existence.
Except possibly a bear.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:37, archived)
# Fraser's on holiday
We all love Fraser being on holiday.
Fire up Photoshop and show us Fraser on holiday
relaxing like only Fraser knows how.
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:08, archived)
# *googles for Fraser photos*
ha - here's one where he's standing with Caitlin Moran www.wordmagazine.co.uk/content/its-back-the-words-legendary-glastonburycast
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:10, archived)
# Ah ha!!! So that's what he looks like!
Ning Rob :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:13, archived)
# phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Hahaha
He's going to love you for that!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:18, archived)
# C
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:26, archived)
# was there a shop Tom and Fraser challenge once?
or did I dream it?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:18, archived)
#
A immidge challenge!!!!!!!!!1

I dunno... Japanese b3ta? Monkey tennis...?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:11, archived)
#
Youth Hostelling with Chris Eubank?
(I helped save b3ta! Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:27, archived)
# inner city sumo
if you dont do it, sky will.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:49, archived)
# Bindun
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:53, archived)
# eric pickles: stuntman extraordinaire
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Subtle shops
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:12, archived)
# i dunno
weve already had a week of staring vacantly at images, trying to figure out their meaning
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:13, archived)
#
week lifetime
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:16, archived)
#
lifetime eternity
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:17, archived)
# forever and a day
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:29, archived)
# "Tell us about your best mate"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:14, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLLENGE
B3TA Holidays. Where? When? Why?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:15, archived)
# David Croft
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1370058
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:16, archived)
#
oo ta!

You've got something lined up haven't you :P
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:17, archived)
# Not really
but I thought the board could do with more Windsor Davies
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:22, archived)
# agrees
But Tehh Fuhrer has ignored it

*flounces LS18 style*
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:23, archived)
# GOODBYE FUCKERS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:25, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Abandon shop! all hands abandon shop!
.............................
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:03, archived)
# Alt compo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:42, archived)
# computer games meet real life
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:16, archived)
# IM LIKEY THIS
(men boles Benea, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Goatse hands.
(or full-blown Goatse bumhole for all I care. No skin off my nose!)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:16, archived)
# SAUSAGES!
and all the things you could make out of them - like baloon animals, or also processed meats like Barrak O-spama
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:17, archived)
# British re-makes of Hollywood films
'Dirty Arthur'
'Truncheon Force'
'Play The Floral Dance for me'
'Any which way you can be buggered'

...well that's a few of Clint's sorted
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Elfs with megaphones
looking forlorn on their tandem bikes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:27, archived)
# "I'm not a racist, but..."
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:20, archived)
# mmmm
...but they're so cute when they're little
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:34, archived)
# heheheh
*EDIT*

Just saw my mum, and showed her a bit of today's /board.
She looked half-amused, half disappointed.
I said to her: "It's all bald, middle-aged blokes with specs, like me."
She replied, with a wistful shake of the head, "Bored out of their minds..."
Which, in retrospect, was probably pretty perceptive of her.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:35, archived)
# *Taps on shoulder*
AHEM! Bald middle aged blokes?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:59, archived)
# well 2 out of 3 ain't bad
;D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:01, archived)
# ARF!
I'll have you know my hair replacement treatment is going very well thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:08, archived)
# Soz, CW. Here's a correction:
I said to her: "It's all bald, middle-aged blokes with specs, like me. Oh, and then there's ChorizoWagon."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:14, archived)
# I Love These
The combination of your normal awesoneness with Star Wars is making it hard not to slide off my chair!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:43, archived)
# Ooh bless you...
Have a a dark brew on me...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:50, archived)
# Ooooh thank you. Tea is Evil so this would be perfect for me!
*waits for the tea rage*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:50, archived)
# The Skywalker Shower was very subtle...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:56, archived)
# spang
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:59, archived)
# Ooof!
That's awful! It needs a 'Hoth' setting for after Leia puts on her gold bikini
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:00, archived)
# Is this a power shower?
As in does it use the force?
(Bagis, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:37, archived)
# And...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:14, archived)
# WANK A NOB-I
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:15, archived)
# Hahaha
I only noticed that after you said it .. :D hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:23, archived)
# someone on here once shopped an "Obi wanking Obi" pic iirc...
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:34, archived)
# im liking this series
Moulinex cy-clone mixer next?

Boushh (in the style of the BOSCH logo) power sander?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:43, archived)
# ^ yes, please
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:45, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:52, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:55, archived)
# This is WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:01, archived)
# This wins everything.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Wonderful :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 8:33, archived)
# Quick refresh and I'm met by this.
Hahaha! Nothing is going to top this today.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 30 Sep 2011, 8:34, archived)
# ^ This...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:05, archived)
# What happened to Hoopla WB?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:30, archived)
# or Panowieee
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:43, archived)
# My misses still still playing with that...
* naked in the living room
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Doctor Ploptopus
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 8:36, archived)
# WOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 8:38, archived)
# Hahaha... that's amazing!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 8:39, archived)
# Hahaha! Bloody hell :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9Wy63fCVno
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 8:42, archived)
# Haha. Ploptastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:01, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:01, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Laughing like there's no tomorrow at this.
Reckon it'll go down well with children, too - no bad thing. I like showing b3ta to impressionable young folk.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:04, archived)
# Is he strong?
Listen bud, He's got radioactive poops.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:06, archived)
# And shoots blobs of viscous, whitish slime out of his "wrists".
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:36, archived)
# hehehe
lovely.

PS - will FUCK for compo

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:04, archived)
# WILL FUCK.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:06, archived)
# maybe rob will do it when he asks for newsletter sublols
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:07, archived)
# wonder if he'll skip the vote or not
that usually takes a day to process
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:19, archived)
# Hahahahahaha, you may need this
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:10, archived)
# ive now got visions of chunks of poo tumbling around that transparent canister like a bingo machine
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:11, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
:D

Ning sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:13, archived)
# ning!
Gotta lay off the 'puters first thing in the morn. Got a headache again.

PS, if any attractive japanese female superfans want to touch me, ill be sharing a table with a mate at this event on sunday:
www.entertainmentmediashow.com/
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:14, archived)
# Mmmmm, Diana
www.james-bond.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/diana-rigg1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:42, archived)
# huh..?
was this meant for wobbly?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:45, archived)
# First special guest at that event you are going to be sharing a table with a mate at :)
But I see your point.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:58, archived)
# ahhh
i was actually going to be most excited by Alex Winters (bill & ted), but the bastard has cancelled now.

Still - some good folks there, and seeing Ram from tron / billy the kid from bill & ted all grown up will be quite wierd.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:03, archived)
# I loved this little series yesterday
The hummus is strong with you!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:26, archived)
# Oooh ta!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:34, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:10, archived)
# Quite frankly old bean this is Stunning
Woo and indeed Yay! [edit] and of course NING!
NING!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:18, archived)
# cute turtle :3
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:33, archived)
# Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:49, archived)
# A put upon turtle :) Very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:43, archived)
# ha ha!
excellent

as far as the lack of compo goes, why doesn't someone just go to the suggestions and pick one?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:25, archived)
#
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1370058
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:33, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:39, archived)
# did he pay that guy his £50?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:28, archived)
# This is the first thing I saw today.
Today is going to be a good day
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:26, archived)
# Jesus Christ It's Friday!
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 8:08, archived)
# Oooof!
YAY for Friday!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:48, archived)
# Saw this on Twitter
thought of you,

"My dog swallowed a ton of lego and now he is at the vets shitting bricks"
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:39, archived)

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