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[challenge entry] gargle gargle spit
(I helped save b3ta! satan_kidney_pie floats like a butterfly, sings like a trout, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:09, archived)
# Rummy cub?

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:12, archived)
# yiff yiff grrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:14, archived)
# *reports to Operation Ore*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:19, archived)
# all i'm seeing in their names is 'mature gravy'
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Hahahahaha Mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
The end result of Paul McCartney's divorce settlement
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:59, archived)
# I heard he bought her a plane . . . and a sock
etc etc


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:04, archived)
# A plane?! God these millionairres make you sick, don't they?
What?

Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:09, archived)
# yeah, just imagine being rich enough to buy an entire dimension . . .
just imagine being rich enough to buy an entire dimension . . . apparently the plane he bought her was 32º from the vertical.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:14, archived)
# which can also be achieved
by shaving half an inch from her peg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:24, archived)
# haha
talking of wood: Amanda Knox
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:07, archived)
# 0_o
I think I'd give her a wide berth...
(feel free to interpret,fnar)
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Seams OK to me....
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:43, archived)
# Oh my...
In all my years of watching vile, reprehensible trash... the only film that has made me angry, nauseous and ashamed of myself all at the same time was this piece of 'art'
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:46, archived)
# what is it?
"Famous five go murdering"?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Salo
www.imdb.com/title/tt0073650/

(slightly NSFW even though its imdb)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:49, archived)
# U PAEDO FUKK OFF AND UR KIDY PORN!!!!!!!1
I shall never forgive joe scaramanga T___T

Cant really imagine how such a film could be classed as entertainment.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Well, it's not really entertainment
It's 'ART' (in big letters)

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:58, archived)
# *hangs up dead kid on gallery wall*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:13, archived)
# "About Last Night"
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:16, archived)
# Reading the commentary below it sounds like
intelligent post-moderist social commentary on the human condition that invites the audience to question the very nature of their core values.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Or a gruesome exploitation film.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:58, archived)
# ^ This. It is indeed a grim watch
And I can't imagine a film being more inappropriate for crass product advertising!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Couldn't agree more
If there's one film I wish I never watched it's this one. I advise everyone that mentions it not to watch it either, it left me feeling dirty and depressed for days afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:33, archived)
# I would recommend it.
Probably the most powerful film I've ever seen.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:51, archived)
# It's powerful yes
But in no way did I feel improved as a human being afterwards, I felt utterly degraded and morally empty.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:12, archived)
# It's surprising
as I'd have thought two hours of torture, rape, murder and shit eating would have somhow improved me as a human being
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:24, archived)
# That is a perfect review of this movie.
It really doesn't need to exist.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Oh... oh no...
By far the most repulsive film I've ever seen.

Not saying your work's shit or anything but fuck... I literally vomited for hours after.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Like a certain scene in this flick... *bokes* .... I know my work is shit :D
Hence my signature!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:55, archived)
# The mild adaptation in The Invisibles
was more than enough to put me off wanting to read the book or see the film.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:25, archived)
# nom nom nom
'nothings worse than a breath without odour'

the director was murdered before the movie received a public release.... lols
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Was the film that bad?
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Seams lol
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:27, archived)
# hahahaha
seemz perfect to me
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:29, archived)
# hahah :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Improvised sexeh device?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:30, archived)
# he has no cock
how does he smell?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:36, archived)
# neutral?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Of public opinion crushed beneath the tyrannical jackboot of Tony Blair's ambition!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Better than most men?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:49, archived)
# hahaha
It looks like he's been boiled from the neck down
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Is it sa-oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:12, archived)
# :o)
I'm quite traumaised by working on that source pic.

It remains one of the most gut-wrenching pieces of cinema ever.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:22, archived)
# It is quite uncomfortable, and I don't even mind dentists. D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:25, archived)
# ive never seen the film, so i dont know what youre all on about
but is it as fun as the claw hammer dentistry in Oldboy?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Both are as uncomfortable.
I can't remember a whole lot about Marathon Man; I was half asleep watching it, but I can remember that fella is a Nazi dentist, not a very nice man.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:42, archived)
# It's as much about the fact that he genuinely has no clue whatsoever what Olivier is going on about.
Psychological as much as the physical aspects of that scene.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:44, archived)
# He wouldnt have so many cavities if he hadnt eaten all those snickers bars
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:26, archived)
# I'll have to watch that film someday.
Also: why is it if you're expecting an important email, loads of people you haven't heard from in ages suddenly send mail (causing mini heart attacks when you see "Inbox: 1")?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:29, archived)
# *pretends to be Nigerian Prince*
*e-mails Colonel Boris with hilarious consequences*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:46, archived)
# The b3tan formerly known as Nigerian Prince.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:59, archived)
# This is a good 'un :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:48, archived)
[challenge entry] unlurks
(I helped save b3ta! satan_kidney_pie floats like a butterfly, sings like a trout, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:50, archived)
# i like your username, sir
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:51, archived)
# and I yours, sir
(I helped save b3ta! satan_kidney_pie floats like a butterfly, sings like a trout, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:52, archived)
# These 2 replies have made me hungry
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Does anybody have an account called gravy?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:00, archived)
# there was a beans and gravy
and JPG, but, then again, who wants mouldy peas with their satan pie?
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
Harsh, but fair...

* Nija edited
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:12, archived)
# "fair"
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:12, archived)
# My mate and I still decry the fact that Metallica don't pronounce their song
"Unf Orgy Ven", which we think would be vastly superior.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:16, archived)
# which song is that then?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Unforgiven.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:54, archived)
# done - thanks for spotting that I am a numpty!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:23, archived)
# My niece knows a couple called Kate and Sidney Pye.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:55, archived)
# : D, Nings
My mate's mum is called Theresa Green.
A classic..
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:57, archived)
# British show-jumper Carl Hester
has a sister caller Polly
(I helped save b3ta! satan_kidney_pie floats like a butterfly, sings like a trout, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:00, archived)
# I once met a girl called Fucking Shit Fucky Wanksock Deadbrain
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Phwoar!
Did you "do it"..?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Do what?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:10, archived)
# You know....
It

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Oh!
No. We didn't have enough TCP, and besides, it was 11am in Minnesota.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Damnit! Can't you make something up....?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Oh!
Sure. Yes, we did it, and managed to survey, complete and sign contracts all within the "expected" six weeks!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:25, archived)
# That's so damned sexy.
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:46, archived)
# You're welcome.
That's £10, love.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Overdrawn at the wankbank?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Not now.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Is she a goer...
Know what I mean, nudge nudge, wink wink...

Why am I reading text about my mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Best friends with Amanda Lynn
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:03, archived)
# there used to be an ITV reporter called Chris Peacock
is think he prefers 'Christopher Peacock' nowdays.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:10, archived)
# hahaha
crispy cock!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:20, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Richard Pulling... he doesn't like to be called "Dick"
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:12, archived)
# I know a vicar called Anne Glickenchurch
True story


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Cathy Lickpriest.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Does she?
*googles*

Kwoooooar!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:22, archived)
#
Best name ever
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Hahhaha!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Ha ha - This!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Always a favourite at the BBC that one.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:54, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:19, archived)
# I like the user name *and* the picture.
edit: that's some top lurkage there!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:52, archived)
# All of this^
with added racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Please give me all forbiddance...
yes - hopeless really , more time on my hands at the moment, so time to say hello. Racist
(I helped save b3ta! satan_kidney_pie floats like a butterfly, sings like a trout, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:59, archived)
# "So, father, I hear you're a racist now. Should we all be racists?"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:07, archived)
# "I've heard Father Michael gives a nice long mass - he can go on for hours ... especially now since his stroke ... "
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:12, archived)
# greeks invented gayness!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:22, archived)
# I wish they'd show the film slower, it's very difficult to keep within the lines at so many frames per second
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:52, archived)
# yes . . .
THAT'S why you have repetitive strain injury in your wrist . . .
C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:24, archived)
# indeed, and the semi blindness is because of working in the dim light of the auditorium
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Great film. The best laboratory noises ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Fake.
Laboratories are remarkably dull-sounding. The main noise in our lab is a knackered membrane pump that sounds like a Ukranian tractor derby and occasionally the valve on the rotary evaporator clicking.
Even synchrotrons and neutron sources. All you hear is the air conditioning and occasional forklift reversing.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
:(

Surely all 1950s labs sounded like that....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:06, archived)
# It's really disappointing.
Saying that, they did get a woman with a really nice voice to do the pre-recorded announcements at the Australian Synchrotron.
I mean, there a tube with electrons moving at 95% the speed of light, being bent by massive magnets, releasing massive amounts of radiation as they go and the only noise other than that mentioned above is at 11.00 am: *crackle* "The lunch van is now outside reception."
Although saying that, once every twelve hours there is the phrase "beam injection about to commence", which is the only time it has a mildly interesting air to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Synchrotrons? Beam injections?
Christ, that sounds sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:13, archived)
# So you'd think.
But it's anything up to five days of sleep deprivation while running millions of dollars' worth of equipment to get a set of wavy lines out.

Actually, here's a post from my last trip in December:

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:24, archived)
# You could record the lab soundtrack from the film and play it as a loop over your PA....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:15, archived)
# The huge, domed metal roof
is just crying out for a team of ninjas to abseil in. I tried photoshopping it, but I was getting suspicious looks from their psycho security guard for taking photos inside.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:22, archived)
[challenge entry] ?Bin dun?
(Minuteman Jeremiah 51:20, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Certainly not that big, no
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:41, archived)
# The ISS called, they love it.
EDIT: Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:42, archived)
# international space station?
Oh, i get it - something about it being big? It doesnt seem that big to me, but i presume its been ninja-d.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Yes XD
EDIT: and yes it has been ninja'd.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:45, archived)
# I can't quite see it
so it's hard to tell
; )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:42, archived)
# *squints*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:42, archived)
# FATAL RESOLUTION!
Edit: :D pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:43, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:44, archived)
#
Oooppps! apologies all!
(Minuteman Jeremiah 51:20, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:44, archived)
# No worries
we love a fleeting fuck up
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:46, archived)
#
Who doesn't ;)

*Adopts cheeky grin of Mr. F. Howerd
(Minuteman Jeremiah 51:20, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:56, archived)
# Don't worry about it, happens to the best of us :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:03, archived)
# i do it on purpose, then feign ignorance
but that's cause i'm a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Is this the Watership Down sized pot?
Boil 'em from orbit it's the only way to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:44, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Thankyou for resizing
Some of the locals were getting agitated
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:44, archived)
#
...surprisingly light on their feet to move so quickly too... ;)
(Minuteman Jeremiah 51:20, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:46, archived)
# B3ta is like a team of highly trained ninjas
First signs of a good old guffaw at the expense of a noobs mistake and we're in there.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:49, archived)
# The Eye of B3ta never sleeps.
It waits and it waits and when it sees the error, it pounces.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:49, archived)
# *yawns, stretches, rubs sleep from eyes*
did something happen?
something woke me. it was as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:48, archived)
# chaudiere de lapin?
/pedante
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Heh heh!
as we've gone all French: www.b3ta.com/board/10556537
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:50, archived)
# make sure you ship one to moggy first
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Someone had to...
(thebao, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:20, archived)
# someone had to.... not read the image challenge description?
yes, it's normal for b3ta ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:21, archived)
# Does Star Wars have merchandise?
doesn't sound like George Lucas to sell out...
(thebao, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:24, archived)
# now there's a money spinner
i bet they could make action figures as stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:25, archived)
# crazy talk
'nings chap
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:26, archived)
# 'ningles big lad.
i was swimming in the sea in just my shorts on saturday and doing some body surfing, that how good a weekend i've had.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:29, archived)
# extreme to the max!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:32, archived)
# i forgot that my pale coloured sailcloth board shorts have no underpant lining
so i may have been displaying my winky as i rose from the surf like daniel craig.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:55, archived)
# Swimming in just your shorts you say?
Steady on there on chap, this isn't Sodom and Gomorrah
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:32, archived)
# How does this not fit with the image challenge description?
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:24, archived)
# "Merchandise for films that normally wouldn't have merchandise"
how would you like me to explain it more clearly?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Well...
...if we're going to be pedantic cunts about it, a quick Google search would suggest there's plenty of merchandise for Se7en (one of the examples given in the image challenge suggestion) including a figure of Brad Pitt's character.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:28, archived)
# calm down chap
you asked me a question, I gave an answer

and my initial comment had a winky face which in most cultures refers to the statement being a happy, cheeky, smiley, knowing comment.

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:30, archived)
# It reads as..
"I'm a bitter, miserable cunt with no sense of humour"
I must have misunderstood. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:33, archived)
# fair enough, if you don't get my sense of humour put me on ignore
but I'm not being a nazi or cracking whips
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Hmm, I think you'll be hard pressed to find a film that doesn't have any merchandise
Anyway there is always a tendency to read between the lines and bend the words a little
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:28, archived)
# by "bend the words a little"
do you mean "stretch the brief past breaking point and enter things only tangentially related"? i gave up (seriously) complaining about people totally ignoring the challenge brief a long time ago because they almost never stay on-topic. it's nice to sometimes point out to people that they're well off-topic, but that's only because i'm a cunt. :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:33, archived)
# Yep, in the grand scheme of things..
it's nothing to get ones knickers in a twist over.
Moving on matey..next please....ah, that's very funny..click
etc etc..
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:38, archived)
# I love how a row seemed to break out because I typed what I innocently thought was a funny comment
commenting on the specifics of an image challenge is nothing to get ones knickers in a twist over, but picking people up on how they comment is :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:51, archived)
# The vast majority of films don't have merchandise
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Name one
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:38, archived)
# this ^
check this out too for all the nitty-gritty
here
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:44, archived)
# The majority of films that aren't targeted at young people
In other words, films with grown-up story lines that don't involve outer space, 3D, animated characters, mega special effects, etc. Or excessive hype.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:55, archived)
# I'm just happy that this is what people are pulling up other users on
rather than yet another slew of movie posters.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:29, archived)
# I love movie posters
shame this isn't one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:30, archived)
# They never did go for my "put a drawing of a tree on a random picture" suggestion
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:31, archived)
# shame, it has enormous scope
maybe if you narrowed it down to "put a drawing of a tree on a random movie poster"?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:32, archived)
# Ah
now *that*'s a good idea

Edit: b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1376222
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:33, archived)
# hahahahaa
you nonce, if that gets picked you're in for a kicking :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Haha
I'll be waiting with my baseball bat
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Vote for this one instead
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post112377
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:37, archived)
# I'm still holding out for the most popular image challenge suggestion ever to actually get recognised
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post144982
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:36, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:37, archived)
# holding out
or holding in?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:47, archived)
# holding out would be rather difficult
and prompt some strange looks from people in public
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:49, archived)
# excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Hahaha
I vote this one.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:02, archived)
# "Merchandise for films that normally wouldn't have merchandise"
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Am I the only one who saw 2 turds on the side of her head?
hmm, ok then.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:30, archived)
# I imagine that was everyone's first thought
with sugar sprinkles

:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:31, archived)
# i cannot forgive your last comment.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:32, archived)
# T_T
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:33, archived)
# i can't unsee it
(thebao, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:33, archived)
# i liked my poo-noticing comment more
i cant forgive you for that.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:49, archived)
# that's no bun - its a poo(n)!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Someone tugging down sharply on his knackers?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:33, archived)
# he'll hurt himself doing that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:33, archived)
# Crack
crack
crack
crack
crackin' cheese gromit!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:35, archived)
# I love the way his man boobs make his shirt collar wobble.
Also: where's my job? I've been waiting nearly a week longer than they said it would take to decide. Hope I've got it...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:36, archived)
# If it's any consolation I'm also waiting to hear about a job
It's between me, with 10 years of proven success or a kid with tafe certificate. I'm tempted to track him down.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:43, archived)
# I was down to a 50:50 situation for a lectureship in Adelaide.
I should have tracked them down...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Look at the way his collar moves from his neckflex
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Bun looks like a dog turd.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:46, archived)
# i imagined that to the tune of Aerosmith's 'Dude looks like a lady'
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:50, archived)
# Haha!
catchy
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:55, archived)
# really didn't expect this
sorry if it upset anyone
(thebao, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:58, archived)
# you haven't done anything wrong
some people are clearly just hungover this morning :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Nothing wrong except
".... not read the image challenge description?"
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:12, archived)
# well I suppose that is "wrong" in that context, but it's hardly genocide
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:13, archived)
# I for one will never forgive you
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:12, archived)
# This is B3ta
You should only very rarely take anything anyone says as anything other than a joke :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:24, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:30, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning!
A quick bit of work-avoidance from me:
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:25, archived)
# still not seen any of that
Sky Atlantic better do a full recap before the new series starts
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:27, archived)
# it's pretty good.
I don't think I'll be spoiling for you by saying 'there's boobs and swords in it'. Add a midget to the mix, and you've got yourself a good watch.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:29, archived)
# i've got some videos like that
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:29, archived)
# On a related note
Googling the actress who plays Shae brought up some extremely illuminating videos too
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:52, archived)
# were there boobs and "swords"?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:55, archived)
# Yeah, I should probably point out you shouldn't google the actress who plays Shae at work
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:59, archived)
# still not seen it either
but don't have sky.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:29, archived)
# I've seen it all
I don't have sky, I have an internet
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:35, archived)
# where can i get one of these 'internets'?
Radio rentals?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:49, archived)
# Nah... Granada
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiTed_aBN7w&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:58, archived)
# great :-D
I loved the fleet of cars, and the little girls reaction when the engineer turned on the tv
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:15, archived)
# she should have screamed and points and screamed "get them out, get them out they're trapped"
and then smashed her head into the screen to try and free them.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Same here
but am 3/4s of the way through the first book and have found it very engaging. Fantasy is not my normal bag.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:35, archived)
# The thing is even as the books go on, they're still not that fantastical.
The fantasy elements are there, but they're usually glossed over in favour of politics, sex and violence, not always in that order.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Absolutely - there is a magic in the world but it's as if such things are frowned upon
and best not talked about by the people. The fantasy element is a subtle backdrop to a very rich plot with more twists and turns than a Alton Towers ride.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Yes, exactly right
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:51, archived)
# You really are missing out it's a glorious series and I don't often say that.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:29, archived)
# problem is it's clearly got Sean Bean in it
which is short hand for unwatchable fantasy action and gruff talking nonsense in my books
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Don't be misled by Sean Bean in this he really shines
more than that I cannot say as it would be a spoiler - really Sean Bean in this is fantastic and I really don't often say that!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:41, archived)
# I agree with this statement.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:47, archived)
# My missus loved it
to me it looked like Lord of the Rings with blood, swearing and humping
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:55, archived)
# ^ Yep, pretty much what she said.
It was awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:01, archived)
# ^ correct as ever
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:07, archived)
# Agreed
I'd even go so far as to say the adaptation is better than the books... *hides from inevitable net bashing*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Not seen any of the series
But read all the books which are all of teh awesome.

EDIT although I think I have a bone to pick with the TV series, as it would seem that as soon as the book publishers got a whiff of the TV deal they promptly suspended all book releases to cash in on the profile from the telly, resulting in the fact that while Vol 4 was released in paperback in 2006, Vol 5 is still only available in hardback.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:37, archived)
# Not to mention all the geeks rushing to buy them before they're reprinted with Sean Bean covers
win win, I think they call it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:40, archived)
# Got 'em all, including the new one in hardback, for nowt
*taps nose* it's not what, it's who... ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:11, archived)
# I gape in awe at your high falutin' connections ;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:15, archived)
# im not into beards, dragons, castles and all that other stuff, so i dont think ill ever watch it
These upcoming series have caught my eye though, if only for their retro stylings and nice ladies. Theyll probably be for women and gay people though.
Pan am
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oVdLIvcNRE
The Playboy club
www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-95qfa956A

And ill probably never get round to watching either of them. I dont get much time to watch stuff. Still got most of clone wars to watch.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:49, archived)
# I really am stunned that you haven't watched Mad Men
it's everything Pan Am is aspiring to be
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:57, archived)
# again - its another one of those 'everyone says its good' series i havent got round to watching
id rather be doing personal work, b3ta / facebooking, xboxing than sitting motionless watching a film or tv programme
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:11, archived)
# placing Mad Men or watching films like Tangled below B3ta and Facebook is quite disturbing
but I know what you mean when its an unknown quantity, I have the same "will this be wasting precious time" problem
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:20, archived)
# i just get tired and fidgety when i watch stuff
like its not stimulating me enough. At least when im using my puter or xboxing im interacting with something or doing something productive (in a minimal way) like tidying up my inbox, learning something or looking at some links ive had bookmarked for weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:35, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:31, archived)
# hahahaha!
I watched that last night and it was fuckfuckbuggershitarse ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:44, archived)
# Arrr, ye'd best start believin' in speech therapy clarrsses.
Yer in one!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:49, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:51, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:55, archived)
# hhhhahah
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Hahaha
Game of ThroneLOLs

I've now read all the books. The last one is fucking massive.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:34, archived)
# boromir
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:44, archived)
# Ooh, don't want the outside lavvy freezing up
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:46, archived)
# Have you bought any new t-shirts lately?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:52, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:09, archived)
# Methanol-Free?
You're no fun :(

*back to the surgical spirit, then*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:00, archived)
# Nutritional!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:03, archived)
# What's anti-freeze got to do with Lord of the Rings?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Hahahah!
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:57, archived)
[challenge entry] seams ok...
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:13, archived)
# too soon
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:29, archived)
# he is in hevin wid our forts and sum trukys
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:57, archived)
# NING B3TA: Sorry I am a little teapot, I am short and STOUT!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:13, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:13, archived)
# no, it is in, maybe you didn't notice
it's really small.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:20, archived)
#
and a little shop soiled.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:22, archived)
# you're a dolphin
aicmfp

dirty ninja!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:24, archived)
#
and a little shop soiled.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:27, archived)
# Did he leave a deposit?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:53, archived)
# hahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:58, archived)
# :D
Ning DB!

Ning real
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:11, archived)
# ning WB!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:24, archived)
# Ning WB!
How was the meeting?
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:39, archived)
# It was bloody canceled!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:25, archived)
# ew :(
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:28, archived)
# I wonder if they have the Ryan Giggs biography
"Any Hole is a Goal!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:02, archived)
# "Is the train in Paddington Station yet, Mrs Grayson?"
"No, I'm afraid it's in Colchester. Ouch!"

/Harry Enfield
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:19, archived)
# NING B3TA: Sorry I am a little early today, I have a meeting to get to, for 8:30!!!
Todays lovely birthday girls are: Ashlee Simpson, Lena Headey & Neve Campbell

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:56, archived)
#
and todays stripiest are: Greg (what a twat) Proops, Denis (your doing it wrong)Villeneuve & Gwen (nice tits, shame about the face) Stefani .

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:57, archived)
# Is Greg proops still alive?
Also, when is karrie byrons birthday? I love her....
Even though she's ginger! I still would.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:59, archived)
# omg have you seen her husband?
www.lazygirls.info/Kari_Byron/Kari_Paul_Urich_fMZW9BB
if that's her taste in men I definitely stand a chance!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:14, archived)
# That is shocking and awful.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:30, archived)
# December 18
* I will put it in the diary
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 5:43, archived)
#
Looking good WB
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:54, archived)
# i quite like gwen
but she's mental abour bananas.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:05, archived)
# True. Even her shit is bananas.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:26, archived)
# Well don't waste time posting on b3ta and get to work then
/grumpy b3tard blog
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:05, archived)
# Just spazzed back and saw the Richard Harris pic. I love it!
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:26, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:12, archived)
# hadn't noticed, as our clocks have gone forward, but since you mentioned it
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:28, archived)
# awesome as always :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:57, archived)
# I would sex myself regularly if I was Lena.
lovely work, too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:01, archived)
# Cheers and thank you theoriginalsteve
I forgot one... Charles Middleton



(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:13, archived)
# look out kiddies
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:10, archived)
# Would, would, would, would, MOGGY!
I'm still a tad pished from last night! Thank god for my iPad so I can share the goodness, I'm dreading the hangover kicking in, I've already cried off work! Ahh the joys of being a self employed videographer! (it's not a joy, it's watching smug happy people marry each other, they should be in a mutually moody relationship like me)
Am I waffling? I think I'm waffling, must be the residuals of last nights vodka!

P.s. Needs more tentacle rape.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:26, archived)
# are you drunk sir?
edit: has your forum jumped?

Are you replying to the right post.

Am I real.

Should I buy orange juice today.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:28, archived)
# Halfway!
Drunk, but realizing I should be sober, I am waiting for the remorse to set in, I know I broke the toilet seat last night as I woke up snuggling it at the foot of the bed, am I sharing too much here?

*edit* orange juice! I need the vitamin c!

Wait a minute you don't live with me!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:31, archived)
# no, snuggling the toilet seat while drunk is perfectly acceptable.
Attempted mating with it, however, is not.

Do not cross that line, I know it feels great and all but it's just wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:33, archived)
# Explains the pangs of guilt,
Still doesn't explain the way the dog won't make eye contact with me though,

I think she tried it on with me and won't admit it to herself.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:36, archived)
# guilt will tear you up inside
Which gives an amusing sight for onlookers to be entertained by :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:37, archived)
# Better than the alien deaths gestating in my chest
Does that make sense? I may have to top up and become an alcoholic at this rate,

I'm beginning to hear my heart beat and it's hurting my eyes.....
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:40, archived)
# that feeling
it's the power of love

it's a curious thing

makes one man cry.

and another man sing.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:43, archived)
# Change a hawk, to a little white dove....
More than a feeling, it's why I have taken 300 paracetemol and cut myself awaiting jolly jack to notice me!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:47, archived)
# that line about paracetemol reminds me of an old joke
"Why are there no aspirins in the jungle?"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:53, archived)
# Because the parrots consumed them in a bid to end their life....
Very dark sir, very dark, especially on the dawn of a new week!
Shame on you!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:01, archived)
# No, because it's the fucking jungle innit.
HAHAHAHa

hahahaha

h
ahahaha
ha
haha
hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:03, archived)
# Now I'm confused,
Confused, yet arroused, thank god this toilet seat is here, excuse me a moment.......
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:05, archived)
# And that's sticking it to the man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:23, archived)
# i recommend a hangover wank
works wonders
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:25, archived)
# Tried that,
The friction made me woozey
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:30, archived)
# no, i am real
yes, but not the 'orrible made from concentrate stuff.
i recommend tropicana, with juicy bits
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:35, archived)
# I was wanting some orangina
need the fizzy action, man.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:37, archived)
# Wow!
I remember craving that when it launched, took me 3 months to find a bottle of it...
Then I tasted it, it was like weak lumpy soda stream orange aid,
Some things are better just left to your imagination, like tentacle rape, looks fun but makes your eyes water.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:52, archived)
# sometimes I crave it
sometimes I really crave coke

none of it's good for me

I do find coke helpful when I get a really evil cold or flu though
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:54, archived)
# Plays havoc with the septum though
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:05, archived)
# Cry Havoc and let slip the septum of war!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:50, archived)
# No lumps!
I.can't be doing with lumps in my fraggle state!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:37, archived)
# try this
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:20, archived)
# if you're waffling then
we demand breakfast waffles!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:47, archived)
# It's too early to cook, but too late to drink!
I may have to take up heroin addiction, that's fine 24/7!

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:49, archived)
# mmmmm....
belgian waffles
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:52, archived)
# PARP
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 6:32, archived)
# FAKE!
no tentacles, no rape!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 6:46, archived)
# :( then I have failed
but I guarantee it moves me up the list
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 6:48, archived)
# I might really hate to the UK for this...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 6:47, archived)
#
I don't forgive upload remodeling this work. you know?
HTF are all forbiddance.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 6:48, archived)
# Why have you blocked me on Deviant art?
I knew this would get you posting again



Do you forgive me?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 6:49, archived)
#
Please tell me your dA account.
I'll remove the block.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 6:51, archived)
# http://powerssk8.deviantart.com/
and I made this for you
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 6:53, archived)
# thanks
ありがとう。
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 6:56, archived)
# your welcome
Right I have finished work so night everyone.

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 6:57, archived)
# Night night!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:01, archived)
# nn
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:07, archived)
# g'night
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:11, archived)
# That's going on my profile...,
Along side my ls flounce badge,
Strange thing is he/she/it is still hanging around for the insults!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 6:58, archived)
# hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:50, archived)
# so you're now officially trolling her?
wouldn't it be better to just let it all go now?
She's surely got the message that we don't like her paedo pics.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:10, archived)
# my tuppence
i may have mentioned this before.
i'm not a fan of her pics, but that's just my personal preference.
the issue that i have is the pic spamming and not really being able to get involved in the banter. most b3tans do get involved and comment on others people's work.
i seriously doubt she likes the majority of the work that's posted here and that's what makes b3ta, b3ta.
she ignores all the direction that has been given to her, regarding peas, starting multiple threads, etc
perhaps this isn't the forum for her.

oh, and she appears to be a bit mental.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:46, archived)
# agreed
(other than the mental, I think she's just young, naive and unaware of what cultural mistakes she's making)
I got the impression she was leaving us alone having realised she didn't have the slightest clue how this site works and why no one else was posting JJ fan pics.
So deliberately posting one of her pics to drag her back is like poking a remedial kid with a stick until it cries some more.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:53, archived)
# the mental bit was meant to lighten the serious post
yeah, i understand exactly what you're saying and i sympathise
but this is b3ta. i'm not using that as an excuse, rather it's just no surprise that people will use humour to illustrate the goings on here.
and in this instance it just happens to be her.
i'm not sure she was leaving us alone. she seems to be posting a lot on DA and being scarily stalkery with regards to JJ.
it'll all blow over soon.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:03, archived)
# I've no problem with using humour (my Fuck in manga style was to lighten the mood and celebrate a possible meme - all positive)
it's purely paul's comment that he posted this deliberately to drag her back. But it seems I missread that, and he genuinely wants a paedo JJ wank off with her
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:07, archived)
# don't we all?
maybe i've mis read it too
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:16, archived)
# the paedo offending images were never actually post here by moggy
or are we all to post images that fit with the strict HT clique guidelines?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:16, archived)
# hahahahaa, yes, that's right I run a clique
and it has a nazi rule book that dares to suggest paedo drawings shouldn't be posted on the main board.

I apologize for suggesting such things not be posted here.

I appreciate she didn't post the most extreme ones herself, but her drawings of child like JJ being "hugged" by other characters that she was posting were getting close to her other art.
But that's an aside. She doesn't get b3ta, reposts, deletes, shouts for attention and so forth pissing off the majority. Let her take a breather, if she wants to she can watch and learn the board, read the FAQ and then jump in again. Just let it go for now. Let the people who got most upset forget and see what happens. Otherwise she'll just be called names every time she appears by the more enraged folk.
Again, this is just a suggestion, not a demand or declaration of rules as you no doubt imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:22, archived)
# Fair point about people calling her out at each post
but joking aside I think the board was a richer place with her pics, to the point I have one of the as my current desktop.

My issue is the fact (as I said earlier to real) there is currently a link from various sites to my profile.

I genuinely don't think she meant any harm and I'd rather see well drawn anime images then post after post of freebase pictures
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:28, archived)
# I'm not defending her psychosis but the board was a richer place for her images
well before the massive flounce
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:29, archived)
# do not misunderstand me!

it's lower case r by the way ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:32, archived)
# Is it a she?
I like mental birds, they are always awesome in the sack... (bit muffled but you can make out the screams)

Also, no, don't let it go, beat it, beat it, beat it like a ginger step child till it can breathe no more!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:59, archived)
# i do like her pics
I've said that all along
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:56, archived)
# This.

Except for the fact that she doesn't seem to get the message of anything said to her at all.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:04, archived)
# this is b3ta
editing other peoples pics to inject your own humour into it is part and parcel of this place - and often the results are as funny/great as the original is funny/great
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:40, archived)
# and the irony of this is,
i believe most of her work is modifying other peoples' art to her own particular style
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:49, archived)
# I have noticed that most artists who post a lot of work here have a very distinct style that you can spot from a mile off
and so far the only theme I can see in this newcomer's work is that it's anime
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:55, archived)
# i like to think my style
is ill-conceived and poorly executed.
i think i do it quite well

*edit* yes, it is anime. i find it a bit tedious.
but the point i was making is that she takes other people's work and animes it.
she can't really complain when somebody uses hers
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:13, archived)
# it's the only way to go!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:20, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:54, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:56, archived)
# I don't really have a speciality / style, I just alter stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:28, archived)
# me neither, i go by the law of averages
i make loads of pics and then spam as many as i can, in the hopes that one or two will be good

(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:38, archived)
# I carefully craft my images
and spend hours agonising over whether I've got exactly the right shade of magneta on my crudely-drawn cocks. I view this very much as high art.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 10:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 6:53, archived)
# Yes,
Under aged bare arsed girls farting, add some tentacle rape and I'm in!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:01, archived)
# Pearosting...
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 5:48, archived)
# ;)


i just noticed the limbs, that's brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 5:52, archived)
# :D
Double frontal lobotomy eyebrows as well.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 6:00, archived)
# yeah, that made me laugh too
i could list everything that i didn't notice on first look, but made me laugh once i'd clocked it.
i have to ask though, is that piss, or somekind of rancid love butter, in the ol' nether region?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 6:39, archived)
# people group bashing me :(
in every hole :(
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 6:01, archived)
# I should draw that, but I'll make you a dinosaur raping an ewok instead.
...What?...Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 6:05, archived)
# is she now a meme or a band wagon?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 6:09, archived)
# She's a bandwagon until one decisive image has been meme-ified.
*side note to rob: This image will fit on the FP.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 6:11, archived)
# i think a little adjustment to my mogwai might muster some meme type action

again apol's for size
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 6:37, archived)
# actually, that gives me an idea
brb
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 6:45, archived)
# Click
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:03, archived)
# Well it serves you right for being such an internet cunt


;)™
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 6:05, archived)
# haha across several sites now
TO THE CUNT SHED!
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 6:07, archived)
# ...so....you're the worst b3tan, huh?
...Can I have your autograph?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 6:09, archived)
# no no I'm second worse
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 6:12, archived)
# Go for the gold, man!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 6:13, archived)
# I'm working on a gif right now that should do it ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 6:18, archived)
# you and me both :D
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 6:46, archived)
# The Cunt Shed
This is what the serial killer called his shed, where he stored his favourite part of his victims.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 6:20, archived)
# the eyes?
I always find the eyes attractive, and pretty mouths
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 6:34, archived)
# Cutting satire is cutting.
ALSO: ace
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 6:49, archived)
# ;)...o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:59, archived)
# Severance....
I was VERY drunk last night, I broke my toilet seat and woke up on the bedroom floor, for some reason my mrs isn't talking to me and a liter bottle of vodka has vanished!

Filled with stumpy goodness


(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 6:56, archived)
# fall fasion?
it's getting popular you know
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:12, archived)
# Oooooo
I'll add a puddle of sloppy shite for her slippage!
that'll fit the bill
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:28, archived)
# Hahah, only just noticed the piss stains
This is how it happened
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:03, archived)
# is it ok to make this image more disturbing?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:05, archived)
# i'm sure you can try
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:12, archived)
# that sounds like approval!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:20, archived)
# This image will stay with me forever
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:08, archived)
# Jolly good.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:23, archived)
# oh christ!
this is a thing of...erm...well it's a thing anyway, no doubt about it
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:35, archived)
# next I'm going to do an original picture of a kitten
with issues
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:37, archived)
# I was going to say this is good
but somehow that doesn't cut it. Excellent work :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:47, archived)
#
酷い誤訳だな...
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:14, archived)
#
皮肉
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:07, archived)
# The very reason that many clothes are flat
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Yes, I expect it is
Automated translators don't work.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Excellent!...Ha ha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:09, archived)
# \o/
*glee*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:41, archived)
# "Other people's opinions I do not know!!" - Moggy
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:21, archived)
# It's inception.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:44, archived)
# Jesus never gets constipated
(Arkanoid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 5:46, archived)
# Holy Shit!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 5:54, archived)
# now that's some heavenly shit
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 5:57, archived)
# risky business,
flushing while you're still sitting down
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 6:00, archived)
# That is nice to hear
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 6:05, archived)
# In heaven
nothing is optimized.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:13, archived)
# life's hard in hollywood
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 4:12, archived)
# ha, i just spotted keanu too
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 4:38, archived)
# There's one smoking a joint...and another with spots...
...if I had my way...I'd have all of them shot.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 5:55, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGtKXMAgbVk
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 5:58, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 6:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 2:39, archived)
#
This comment only available to b3ta Gold® account holders
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 3:15, archived)
# b3ta WILL START CHARGING FROM MIDNIGHT
COPY AND PAST THIS MESSAGE TO KEEP YOUR ACCOUNT FREE FROM PARASITES AND HEAD LICE
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 3:20, archived)
# oh no
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 3:26, archived)
# This reply not available in your country
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 3:53, archived)
# "The internet is becoming crueler, and more dangerous everyday."
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 4:10, archived)
# Waste troll
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 4:27, archived)
# you're already on her banned list over there
did you post on her wall, or did she know you were b3tan?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 4:29, archived)
# I posted on here wall saying I wanted the Tshirt
she banned me :(

WAKE UP THIS IS REAL LIFE!!
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 4:30, archived)
# he's going mental about the t-shirt now as well
i think he's a bit crushed that jj didn't take kindly to her weird and psychotic stalkery ways
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 5:02, archived)
# the initial flounce was fun but I'm not sure about being slandered across the internet
I never knew JJ was such a massive internet celebrity
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 5:05, archived)
# right! i like to think that, just by association, i too am now an internet celebrity ;)
i really wouldn't worry about the ranting and ravings of a deranged internet loon.
do you really care what some people on an art sight say about you being evil?
especially given there's absolutely nothing to back the claim up with.
you evil bastard
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 5:10, archived)
# Don't mistake it for worry ;)
The ratings on my deviant art page have jumped up

And as for evil and wheel chair fencing is on I shall share a joke.

What's better than winning the para-Olympic old medal
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 5:15, archived)
# Having two legs
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 5:16, archived)
# working ones, preferably?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 5:31, archived)
# :( there's always one
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 5:33, archived)
# you are my rebel, die! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 5:51, archived)
# I never forgive
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 5:56, archived)
# &#22899;&#22320;&#29508;&#12288;&#26862;&#12399;&#28641;&#12428;&#12383;
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 3:53, archived)
# your japanese is weak!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 4:08, archived)
# Don't be misunderstanding
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 4:12, archived)
# DO NOT!
you are my rebel, die!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 4:28, archived)
# b3ta people are Bad people. (worst two)
Michael Ellis
Paul P
banjo-on-the-cliff.deviantart.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 4:30, archived)
# yeah, i've been watching it
it's not nearly as interesting as i thought it would be
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 4:37, archived)
# I just want to know what I did that was so bad
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 4:39, archived)
# *investigates*
tbh, apart from calling him bat shit mental and making the hitler finger pic, i think you were surprisingly reasonable and restrained.
i think if i'd've been up at the time i'd be number one on her evil list right now

further investigation reveals it WAS the hitler finger that put you to the top of the list. good work
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 4:41, archived)
# one good thing is I remembered I have a deviant art profile that'll start using
powerssk8.deviantart.com/

*edit*
I'll go back to calling everyone a cunt and causing general offence if it's easier
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 4:57, archived)
# yeah, that already appears on the b3ta bashing list
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 5:00, archived)
# It wasn't last time I looked
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 5:01, archived)
# well, it is now
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 5:02, archived)
# very fucking nice
loving it
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:38, archived)
# wankel face
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 2:08, archived)
# The ultimate in rotary O faces.
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 2:16, archived)
# FINEFUCKFACE
now zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 2:40, archived)
# Oh...don't stop.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 3:25, archived)
# That reminds me! I still want to know who did this.

Not mine, fess up and get wooed whom ever it was.

edit:woo PH, of course
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 6:48, archived)
# That's a bit special :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:50, archived)

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