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# Old Man Luigi


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Old Man Luigi was the unquestioned essence of cool during his rebellious youth, but this one-time badass now suffers from leathery skin, chronic constipation, cataracts, pink eye, heart disease, ulcers, various gastric diseases and rheumatoid arthritis. All these elderly ailments can make an aging stud feel old in the body, so it's hard to fault the 82-year-old Luigi for wanting to experiment with a bottle of neon green hair dye.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 19:20, archived)
# i like his hair colour very much
and now i'm off for a shower
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 19:24, archived)
# You really liked his hair colour that much eh?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 19:25, archived)
#
can old man Luigi join you in the shower?
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 19:26, archived)
# too slow, chicken marengo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 19:52, archived)
# Harry Caray and Colonel Sanders' lovechild?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 19:34, archived)
# very nice
and very Ludovic Kennedy
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 19:36, archived)
# Sorry......
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:43, archived)
# no idea, sorry!
in other news, I saw the word "while" spelled "why'll" today in some course material!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:45, archived)
# Filename for de-ris, but the house should be clue enough!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:46, archived)
# I have never seen it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:46, archived)
# Get thee to a blockbusters sir!!!
(or local torrent site)
And listen carefully, Data starts waffling about an octopus at the end of the movie....

THERE IS NO FECKING OCTOPUS!!!
It was filmed but looked awful so they cut it out, leaving the references to it!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:49, archived)
# Data?
Star Trek Data?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:49, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:51, archived)
# His face paint would rub off on your thighs.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:54, archived)
# i'd be far too preoccupied to worry about that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:57, archived)
#
face paint synthetic skin

and those circuit boards would chafe badly
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:59, archived)
# You've put thought into this.... I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 19:00, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 21:04, archived)
# i'm sorry
i just can't get past the whole "multiple techniques" thing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 19:01, archived)
# You mean there's more than one?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 19:04, archived)
# very much so
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 19:06, archived)
# So spaff on top bollocks and ask for a bacon buttie is a no go then?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 19:11, archived)
# not if you want to use your jaw again
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 19:13, archived)
# The latter option could leave me with that problem too.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 19:29, archived)
# b3ta.com\host\creative?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:47, archived)
# possibly a bastardisation of "why will"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:46, archived)
# it was "...why'll you call for an ambulance"
a first aid course obviously.

I am now qualified to pump you hard and mouth you up
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:47, archived)
# then the person who wrote it must be exterminated for the good of humanity
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:48, archived)
# it's the only way to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:49, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:51, archived)
# is it 'never look a gift horse in the mouth' Roy?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:48, archived)
# I got it
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:50, archived)
# At last!
You know, For a forum full of nerds I thought this would have had more recognition!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:53, archived)
# I've filenamed, seen the film, and am still rissing hard.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 19:12, archived)
#
OUR TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 19:45, archived)
# Written by God herself and sent down to the greatest band in the world ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:53, archived)
# The Mother fucking Time?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:53, archived)
# Pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:56, archived)
# Woo
Merry candles.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 19:51, archived)
# Wombling free?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:55, archived)
# where were you when you were you?
Crunch
(duts Optimus whut?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:24, archived)
# ceiling cat has shat himself and done a runner
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:25, archived)
# ceiling cunt
(duts Optimus whut?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:28, archived)
# He didn't like watching the broken glass-loving masochist
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:30, archived)
# it was fricking weird walking on an inch-thick layer of broken glass
like snow but sharper and more grindy
(duts Optimus whut?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:34, archived)
# i can't understand why
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:39, archived)
# HDR is wierd.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:26, archived)
# so is Quorn
(duts Optimus whut?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:27, archived)
# I suppose that's why I like it - it's surreal more like a dream than mundane reality
like a computer game or a horror film
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:37, archived)
# hallelujah! ;)
(duts Optimus whut?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:41, archived)
# Did I leave my front door open? Again?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:27, archived)
# it looks like tonight's 'entertainment' has escaped.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:28, archived)
# it's ok I'm tidying up
come back after't pub and I'll have a nice casserole waiting*

*might be a complete fucking lie
(duts Optimus whut?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:28, archived)
# i think i lost my virginity there
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:29, archived)
# I found it!
I took a photo but it's too rank to post ;)
(duts Optimus whut?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:31, archived)
# i would hope so, that corpse had been there for a while before i fucked it over 20 years ago
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:34, archived)
# ah, that explains it!
*CSI's*
(duts Optimus whut?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:36, archived)
# Did you make this...
...mess? Nice =]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:29, archived)
# cheers brah!
(duts Optimus whut?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:31, archived)
# The walls have a lovely distressed look
My guess is Dulux "Morrocan Mist" and "Dusky Moods".
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:34, archived)
# I think it's "Raped Camel" and "Behind the Church" but good guessin' :)
(duts Optimus whut?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:40, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:41, archived)
# Fantastic stuff I always like your HDR it's not overdone and the subject matter suits it well
grimy and gritty with nice splashes of saturated colours against muted tones - I don't care what the others say your stuff is very well done.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:36, archived)
# wow, thanks! you made it sound like I know what I'm doing....!
I mostly just fiddle about with tattyshop 'til it looks alright but your description sounds like I'm well "pro", cheers! :D
(duts Optimus whut?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:39, archived)
# Well whatever voodoo you do, you do that voodoo so well.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:42, archived)
# This would be a great look for an FPS :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:50, archived)
# absolutely ^
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:55, archived)
# oh shush, all of you :)
(duts Optimus whut?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 19:00, archived)
# It kind of reminds me of a building on Dome.
Nicely duts :)

/mw3
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 19:05, archived)
# Haven't dared spend the money yet.
MW3 - good, or just more of the same?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 19:16, archived)
# It suppose to set the benchmark for this time of game
I haven't played it I spent my allocation on Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 19:29, archived)
# It's FAR better than Black Ops, although let's face it, being bummed by a train is better than Black Ops.
But yeah, it's a pretty fun game, much less bullshit in multiplayer than MW2, and the campaign's good too. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 19:32, archived)
# I daren't play MW3, my wife will leave me once and for all
I really fucking want to though....


chjeers (Norwegian cheers) :)
(duts Optimus whut?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 19:26, archived)
# Not keen on that vertical stick on the floor
You should have kicked it a bit to make it more diagonal!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 21:38, archived)
# Michael Catley :)


edit; happy candlemass Jeeves
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:13, archived)
# Yay!
Thing is, this is no more ridiculous than Irish dancing with no cat.

It's up there with Morris dancing in the ludicrosity stakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:14, archived)
#
morris dancing cats.

hmmmm.....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:15, archived)
# Oh
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:20, archived)
# Hahaha!
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:15, archived)
# did diddly did id id diddly diddly diddly diddly dididldidldidytdldidydodo
hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:16, archived)
# Ginger - definately a celtic cat
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:17, archived)
# Woo! I didn't know it was dance tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:18, archived)
# STOP IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:18, archived)
# Never!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:21, archived)
# They want me to do WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:22, archived)
# To be fair,
The one back right isn't really in to it, is she?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:24, archived)
# There's always one.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:26, archived)
# It's ok, I wasn't watching her anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:28, archived)
# gob, then arse then cunt, the dude at the back can watch
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:26, archived)
# don't make me wax lyrical!!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:26, archived)
#
lyrical off
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:28, archived)
# *waxes*
oooh! Merry Candlings!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:29, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:31, archived)
# wax my arse
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:30, archived)
# OK, bend over...
spread it apart a little...

OH MY GOD!!!! I RECOGNIZE THAT RING!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:34, archived)
# surprise!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:35, archived)
# It really is quite roomy isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:37, archived)
# cheaper than a garage
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:42, archived)
# could do with a lick of paint though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:46, archived)
# ooof!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:47, archived)
# The ginger one...
...wood?

Is that how it works?
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 2:16, archived)
# looks like quite a party
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:19, archived)
# dance, you furry little fucker!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:19, archived)
# DANCE OFF IS NOT TIL 10
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 19:28, archived)
# haha woo
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 1:03, archived)
# this i what i want to see here
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 23:01, archived)
# 11.11(Sorry for late)
Little Maria for them.
Even small she is nun. : )

(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhhhh..... That's me off then....
* I'm going out to get well pissed in London Village!

See you all later!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Seems a good place to plop this

Have fun WB
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:45, archived)
# I want a cold beer now.
And woo!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:47, archived)
# It IS definately cold beer time
And thanks :) although that must be the least effort-for-woo ever
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:52, archived)
# watch out for lizards with tits!
re-whores...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:18, archived)
# No offence.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiqVjc65FZc&feature=related

Ok a little bit.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:42, archived)
# I wonder what it is about the far east
So many women try to dress like cutesy wutesy little girls and so many people are attracted to children's cutesy wutesy things.

It gave me the shuddering fear when I was working in China. It was like a paedophile's dream.

*shudders a bit more*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:49, archived)
# I was reading the other day about how popular it was
to have your teeth fucked up to look like a childs over in that neck of the woods.

boggling
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:52, archived)
# da fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:55, archived)
# apparently it is the "yaeba" look
no doubt the article was actually a confusing mix of "look at them aren't they weird" and enforcing the demand for fake teeth like they do in america.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:06, archived)
# I'm surprised they haven't got ivory teefs.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:10, archived)
# *Googles* fucking hell.
People LIKE to have teeth like a British stereotype?

(I'll settle for a pair of vampire fangs...)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:55, archived)
# So now Maiden is the fashionable one whoop whoop whoop
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:01, archived)
# I worked for a Japanese company
and was told on my first day that my promotion chances were zero because i was a woman. Then I was given a screwdriver and told to take the arms off my office chair, as only japanese dept. managers and above were allowed them. Funny lot.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:54, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10600823
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:02, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10600409
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:05, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:08, archived)
# In the UK?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Yes,
I was based in the UK mainly, but travelled all over for them. A Japanese colleague I worked with daily once introduced me to his wife and child. 'This is my wife and child' he said. Actual names weren't deemed important.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Is it me not able to grasp their traditions and/or culture, or is it still the dark ages over there?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:12, archived)
# A bit from column A
and a bit from column B I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:14, archived)
# My experience
was that as individuals, on the whole they were respectful and friendly. As a collective, they were racist and sexist to a massive degree.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:16, archived)
# *shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:12, archived)
# They do have funny names though.
Probably couldn't remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:16, archived)
# I met a Japanese fella recently, his name was Mr Toyota.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:18, archived)
# Silly Whato Jeeves.
That was your car.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:20, archived)
# I was told it wasn't that strong too...the acid that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:21, archived)
# A Japanese bloke nicked my mate's car the other day.
His name is Tommy Tukamota.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:22, archived)
# My dinner is now all over my lap.
Bastard.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:24, archived)
# My apologies :) hope it wasn't curry!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Mmmm curry.
I'll be ordering one soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:31, archived)
# I wish I knew where I could get a decent one in Preston :S I'm spoilt for choice in Manchester.
And happy candleday! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:53, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:59, archived)
# Toyota San
In the 4 odd years I worked at that place, I learned one persons first name and he made me promise never to call him by it in the work place; it was disrespectful. I, however, as a lowly European woman was called Susan San. MY surname didn't rank high enough to be used, even though I was senior engineer.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:28, archived)
# Perhaps it was lost in translation they had read a book about greeting new employees
and it stated "Pleased to be dis-arming when greeting new staff!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Why I oughta...
*spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:36, archived)
# I should get assault pay coming onto b3ta haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:37, archived)
# It's a fair pun-ishment
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:42, archived)
# It's a bit pun-itive
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:46, archived)
# But better than a pun-ch in the face
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:52, archived)
# *witty reply*
I concede :)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:04, archived)
# Nun better
I'm going out to collect wood, it's cold here.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:52, archived)
# ^^
Little Maria: May I help you?
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:00, archived)
# You could try holding his chopper.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:05, archived)
# And then see if he gets any wood...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:09, archived)
# you would probably do better here
if you stopped pretending to be alternate personalities
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:07, archived)
# and drop the fecking cutesy wutesy stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:09, archived)
# you wanna help me?
(Unconcerned of Tunbridge Wells got to be innit to winnit, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:10, archived)
# : )
Little Maria: Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:11, archived)
# This should be good.
Go on then...
(Unconcerned of Tunbridge Wells got to be innit to winnit, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:22, archived)
# All the way up to 11. It's one louder.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:27, archived)
# what a load of shit
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:31, archived)
# Hahahahah
Thanks, Mr Chops.

You put so succinctly what I was trying to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:37, archived)
# i don't understand how you lot haven't managed to get rid of this shit cunt waste of forum space yet, troll harder pls
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:38, archived)
# She seems to not understand acidic sarcasm and stuff
I'm sure she's a troll him/herself
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:42, archived)
# I rather enjoy it all.
Fuck, I should get out more.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:45, archived)
# i bet money it is a troll, i might spend a little time on it
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:45, archived)
# I would say troll just a couple of threads down we invoked (him/her) name and then here it is
posting her mundane emotionless art - yeah it looks cute but fuck cute I want my daily intake of funny!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:48, archived)
# Oh noes.
It's all my fault.
www.b3ta.com/board/10600779
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:49, archived)
# Now stand in the corner and think about what you have done
and no fwapping...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:51, archived)
# Yep, cutesy makes me puke
I have a feeling she's not a troll though.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:51, archived)
# I have a feeling she/he/it has very strange feelings.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:52, archived)
# and tentacles
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:56, archived)
# i remember when b3ta was funny, that was a great day
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Yep there were days we were all in tears
then Rob stopped throwing the gas-cannisters...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:54, archived)
# I stick around because occasionally there are still funny things happening
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:56, archived)
# i don't normally post here as i dont contribute nothing anymore
and i don't know any of these noobs
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:59, archived)
# So post something it's not like you have to know these people
I used to love your cartoon (can't remember it's name) the one with Barry. b3ta needs a good old fashion swear/shock fest.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:03, archived)
# if i had any new ideas i would, :(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:10, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:11, archived)
# Hahahaha
The great thing about your posts is that I always laugh and then feel a little guilty about it afterwards.

It's a good feeling.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:13, archived)
# ^this
he has the way of taking us all across the line of decency and having a laugh while we do.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:15, archived)
# Hahahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:14, archived)
# HAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:16, archived)
# HaHaHa
x ∞
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 19:31, archived)
#
Dear God that's so wrong.
Made me cry laughing !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Fuckin hell, hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 21:42, archived)
# This sort of thing is why we need you here!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 21:58, archived)
# My tablet broke almost 2 years ago
and since then I've not posted anything.

Sod it though. It's time for someone else to do all the work while I sit back.

/Talk is very much a closed shop and there always seems to be nastiness going on.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:03, archived)
# what tablet did you have?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Pfft I know nothing about the model
but it has "Genius" written on it.

The tablet didn't break but someone stepped on the pen and broke it.

I really should get another because sometimes I get the urge to shop something and there is no way I can use the mouse. I wobble too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:10, archived)
# See it's the other way around with me I've used the mouse for years
and using a pen seems very strange but I have a wacom intuos4 (small) I'd really recommend it if you have a bit of spare cash.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:14, archived)
# I nearly did last week!
I was *this* close when I was at my shop and my nephew said the computer shop just 2 minutes walk away had some lovely new tablets in. Then I got distracted and completely forgot.

I shall definitely get myself one next month when I have time off.

My posts were always amateurish but I still like to try.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:19, archived)
# You always got a good response though
I think most of us are amateurish with the exceptions of Happy Toast and such who do this for a living.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:22, archived)
# ha, that is the joy of /talk, it is a river of shit
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:08, archived)
# But don't they all just love to swim in it haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:16, archived)
# The quality of English does vary wildly depending on circumstances
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:49, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:50, archived)
# Yes the slang creeps in there, no translator is going to throw out slang.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:50, archived)
# I think she's learned a bit of English on other forums,
I can't find the thread now but she definitely can read and understand Japanese.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:07, archived)
# I just find her hard to deal with
maybe that's a reflection on me, but apart from being able to draw cutesy manga art she doesn't have a lot of redeeming features.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:10, archived)
# it is very difficult to communicate with her,
but she seems fairly harmless. I know it's not the sort of stuff B3ta is really all about but a lot of users post things that aren't just jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:14, archived)
# True and I've been a stalwart defender of people posting art, photography and designs etc.
not everything has to be a joke, but I'd be a lot happier if she actually join in with the community and replied to other people's work (and not just stuff to do with her) I know communication is difficult which begs the question why did she come here it's strange to most people.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:20, archived)
# She replies to JollyJack :/
Also I put her on my friend list and I can tell you she does click Like on other posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:27, archived)
# The thing about these types of threads and the
"I sell shoes. You buy nicely discount make me happy see please link ok" types of posts is that the replies are often very amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:53, archived)
# ^this
Half the fun of b3ta is a damn good throwing the FAQ book at someone!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:55, archived)
# ^that
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:57, archived)
# and I wouldn't be able to post my FAQ gif!

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:09, archived)
# Agreed
There are some wonderful pics and GIFs that appear when the spammers and trolls come to play.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:57, archived)
# ^This
If nothing else, Moggy has given us something to hobnob about
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:00, archived)
# Chocolate hob nobs?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:03, archived)
# Racist!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:11, archived)
# I like chocolate hobnobs
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:29, archived)
# That's alright then
Chocolate hobnobs
Some stay dry while others feel the wobjobs
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:32, archived)
# The only difference
between what Flowerpot says above and Moggy is that Moggy draws pictures of child rape for internet entertainment; and although he/she/it did not post them here, I have a real problem getting past that fact.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:07, archived)
# There is that
But I think love her or hate her Moggy is here to stay for the time being at least. I mean, it seems either she is too blind to realise her own unpopularity or she is a troll who is consistently well-fed
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:14, archived)
# It seems that she would probably have a better time here if she wasn't so uniform.
If, say, she did things other than drawing rabbit nuns; maybe just take part in /board in general, or hell, even weekly compos.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 19:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:14, archived)
# Yeah but
yours is ART
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:32, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:34, archived)
# Bai Ling? :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 19:28, archived)
# I'm calling this pic 'Girl on a motorbike with a penguin'.

I don't know why. Lot's of detailing still to do, but frankly I'm sick of the sight of it.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:30, archived)
# I reckon that's a fairly descriptive title.
Could do with a bit of scenery, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:33, archived)
# What, like a lizard leaning on the edge of the grey bit?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Done
www.b3ta.com/board/10601397
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 10:59, archived)
# Agreed
but not really my strong point. As it is the biggest challenge is to keep it under 100k and still viewable.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Fuck you Mr Penguin!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:37, archived)
# He follows me everywhere
the cnut.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:37, archived)
# Cnut

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:43, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:48, archived)
# you like to keep things cryptic don't you :)
Bloody great pic - as per
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:39, archived)
# One day you will "get" that penguin
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Hell yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:48, archived)
# Woo! Nice.
Is that your bike?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:02, archived)
# No,
I rode a moped a few times back in the day; scared me to death. I don't even own a car that runs at the moment!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:06, archived)
# nice bike!
typical of that fishy-breathed little fuck not to appreciate it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:18, archived)
# Your painting skills are coming on really well nice leather jacket and that rude penguin can go fuck :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:50, archived)
# what a lucky bike seat.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:51, archived)
# Yay, lovely stuff, I hope you've told that nasty penguin it's on its final warning.. ;-)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g266Uwp6ZnI

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 20:29, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 15:54, archived)
# F
Please give this letter to your mummy or daddy.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Do I really look like a lizard with a plan?
(DingoChavez I will be good. I will be good., Sat 12 Nov 2011, 15:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 15:39, archived)
# RAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:31, archived)
# beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Anyone fancy something to do this afternoon?
- Taken from the top 30 board posters at about 3:30 pm 12/11/11

*Click both the images for biggerer...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 15:33, archived)
# I'm disappointed I didn't get any mention... *grumps*
I should reply more often.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 15:35, archived)
# We're too cool
and don't post enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 15:41, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:32, archived)
# I am more surprised that 'ivesb' is on there...

* Not surprised that Smashy is top though...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 15:57, archived)
# I'd have thought Smashy would have watched a DVD as she was having a booze crisis yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:07, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:14, archived)
#
watched a DVD had the shakes
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:36, archived)
# crisis over!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:18, archived)
# same here :-(
No Toasty either. I think he HATES us.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:03, archived)
# I'm trapped in a life of hell at the moment
can't afford to be online. never mind eh.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:29, archived)
# well fuck you too
;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 15:39, archived)
#

(oops, spelt "cyriak" incorrectly. Ah well. Sorry monty)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 15:47, archived)
# you forgot Mortal Wombat
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 15:56, archived)
# And Moggurogumblyface.
or something like that
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Well then
List all the words and names that should be there, and I might revise it (after dinner). Hardly a problem, I used a generator.

tools.atozteacherstuff.com/word-search-maker/wordsearch.php
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:13, archived)
# You have no humanism...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:15, archived)
# How can I ever forgive myself?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:17, archived)
# You can forgive yourself just don't change your name to Michael Ellis.. never forgiven
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:18, archived)
# He would have to do it in his own very special way.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:13, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/talk/7377847
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:25, archived)
# *not worthy*
Actually, really not at all worthy.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:07, archived)
# ^ Grumpy Toast
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Hahaha
/next image challenge
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:31, archived)
# There you go...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Argh!
Teh Font!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:52, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 15:42, archived)
# why is my name on this list :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:00, archived)
# I found "MU" more than once
AICMFP!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Well, Hello there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:17, archived)
# I found him again!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:48, archived)
# He hacked the word search generator!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:21, archived)
# yay
i found me
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:42, archived)
# You dropped the 'peless'
but on the whole, well done 8/10
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 9:32, archived)
# Good heavens
I am amazed I was a top poster.

It's been yonks since I even featured on the board stats.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:47, archived)
# where am I? WHERE AM IT?
WHERE THE FUCK AM I IN YOUR STUPID WORDSEARCH YOU BASTARD?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 19:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Goodnight Mister Tom
(Frank Lambshank, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 14:33, archived)
# OR REEV-WOR MEESTA POOSIE KET
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 14:34, archived)
# WOT OXCENT EEZ DAHT
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 14:49, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BF4dW87c-K8
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 14:52, archived)
# OMG they cut the cat's head off
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 15:06, archived)
# needs more spaghetti slurp-up animation
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 14:49, archived)
# He wants to mind his fingers...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Poor Jerry
He's got no-one to play with now
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 15:38, archived)
# TWATLIZARD
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:33, archived)
[challenge entry] A tad early perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Too Soon....
Can I put this here?

Mr Lizard would like to show off his Gay wheels...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 14:21, archived)
#
Mr Lizard I
his my
wheels bumhole
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 14:26, archived)
# and just who are you again?
* Optical illusion anyone?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 15:02, archived)
# the original girl in that pic is frightening
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 15:07, archived)
# link?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 15:40, archived)
#
right click
search google with this image

It could be that it's just with my google-imperialized system this works.
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 12 Nov 2011, 15:53, archived)
# I like using the tineye plugin for Firefox.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:17, archived)
#
www.trendhure.com/wp-content/2010/picdump65/30th.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:01, archived)
# How about...
or
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 15:56, archived)
# his hair bothers me
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:35, archived)
# and you didn't go over the lines once
*applauds
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 14:29, archived)
# I may have go a little under the lines though...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 15:03, archived)
# To the gaymobile!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Is that lizard frozen to death?
How horrible. I think he's even beyond Lemsip's help.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 14:26, archived)
# He should thaw out in the morning
and if not, put a stick up his arse for a tasty lizopop!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 14:35, archived)
# I hope Mr Beattie has had his cold weather payment!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Wonder if he's still alive.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 14:36, archived)
[challenge entry] It's what friends are for...
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 13:06, archived)
# My name is mediocre and I roffled here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 13:13, archived)
# mmmm, a nice mug of lizsip
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 13:15, archived)
# I still have that Hulk mug, somewhere in my garage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Awww Lizzy and Bod
Looking out for each other
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 13:19, archived)
# *needs lemsip too*
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 13:29, archived)
# i want that lizard
to look after me right now.

is that charlie brown in bed?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 13:43, archived)
# I thought it was Bod
Although, most likely it's just a few lines on a pink circle drawn by the Printmeister
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 14:08, archived)
# A few lines?

I AM ARTS!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Awww
Get well soon, Bod
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 14:27, archived)
[challenge entry] They're not all so caring.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 14:39, archived)
# Hahaha! You should send this to the real David Icke
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 17:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Dance off :D tonight 10.00pm
new and old Dance gifs welcome:D
(herman:D, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Not sure of my whereabouts, later..
.. but I'll do my best.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:08, archived)
# HAHAHA!
This is all the gay, as they say.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Hahahahaha excellent
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:24, archived)
#

(SquidHead, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Shouldn't that be
"you whore gay"?
(Cruising Capacity, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 14:00, archived)
# ^What Bitchtits said^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 14:28, archived)
# yes,
yes it should..
(SquidHead, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:36, archived)
# whato, CANDLES!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:41, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 16:15, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Ha-ha!
I should probably re-watch "Police Academy".
It's been decades since I last saw it, and I was quite fond of it in my youth.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Me too :D
(herman:D, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:52, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:52, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:54, archived)
# random pea
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:56, archived)
# that's some major scaffolding
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Is that a fly, flying out of her bra?
Also Noon Herman:D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 14:22, archived)
# A button, I think
Hello, gents!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 15:14, archived)
# All of the woo, and most of the yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Poor old Jeremy.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 13:37, archived)
# *checks watch* fuck it
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Hi-NRG!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:58, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:59, archived)
# This has made my day, man.
Explosive laughter whilst smoking is definitely the way forward..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 13:02, archived)
# oh, i love that pic
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Bursting for a pea

(click pic for ridiculously big)
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 20:01, archived)
# :D
got to go too make some Dance gifs bye:D
(herman:D, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:59, archived)
# good japes
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 13:00, archived)
# FUCKMAS!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 13:04, archived)
# TIS THE SEASON TO BE FUCKY
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 14:39, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 14:40, archived)
# argh! That dock is a cylon!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 13:48, archived)
# i'll be there!*



*i won't actually be there
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:09, archived)
# i can provide some nazi music though
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:12, archived)
# be there or be skware
*polishes dancin'shoes*
*stocks up on dexys*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:09, archived)
# haha
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Aceness
Nice head-bobbing action... also the first thought that popped into my head was 'techno techno bloody techno' which I subsequently remembered was a bit in that awful Pet Shop Boys song 'Absolutely Fabulous'... I should really delete that memory.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:11, archived)
# I am hoping for plenty of donkage!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Most laid back DJ ever
I'll see what I can do for the prance off
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:11, archived)
# i'll send extra supplies of donk
but i'm saving my dancing for tomorrow, as i only found out yesterday i'm going to be a godmother again.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Congrats :)
Make them an offer they can't refuse
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:19, archived)
# apparently, my mate told me about the christening ages ago
on the night i drunkenly attempted to row a bathtub across her kitchen floor.
yeah, like i was going to remember!
fortunately, i've managed to borrow a lovely designer dress off my cousin.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Ah the bathtub incident - I remember your illustration
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:57, archived)
# you could see by that
how utterly wasted i was that night. i doubt i could have remembered my own name
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:59, archived)
# IT'S ON
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Sorry, I'll be out dancing for real.
Party pooper and all that
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 14:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Twoi-oi-oi-oing
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 11:50, archived)
# That's a seriously detuned A-string
It would probably sound more like "Wuh-wuh-wung"

Nice giffage though!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Thank you
It's actually the B-string though 'cos I turned the neck upside down - which means it's a seriously, seriously SERIOUSLY detuned B-string...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Well, who knows what kind a droney, avant-garde music an orange lizard would play?
Also: WELKOM IN B3TA
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:06, archived)
# I SAW HIM FIRST!
*adopts cat-fight pose*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Girls, girls...
You can both have me... I'm sure we can work out a time-share...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:26, archived)
# *narrows eyes*
you've got a lot to learn, buster.
i don't play well with others
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:29, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:30, archived)
# that is the correct response
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:32, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 11:54, archived)
# nicely!
welcome to b3ta.

DON'T LEAVE. NEVER LEAVE. PLEASE STAY. DON'T GO.

(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Arf!
Is anyone else watching BBC One? I didn't realise they started doing a national advertising day.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 11:56, archived)
# Happy B3taday, Jeevesy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:02, archived)
# keep flicking that g-string, lizard boy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:09, archived)
# The twang's the thang!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 14:56, archived)
[challenge entry] my first ever gif


Click for bigger (176 kb)
(hamblettamaud, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 11:10, archived)
# Good start :)
No need to click for big, it's not oversize
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 11:12, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 11:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 11:13, archived)
# Compo it!
(herman:D, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 11:20, archived)
# So this is how it works with Icke's lizards...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 11:24, archived)
# I believe this to be 100% accurate.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Aces, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:59, archived)
#
thanks. I'm not the cleverest giffer.
(hamblettamaud, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:51, archived)
# * Waits.....
..waits..... .... .... ..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 11:12, archived)
# I think you're supposed to click for bigger.
How'd he do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Took me a few seconds...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 11:14, archived)
# Haha! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 11:30, archived)
# How macabre
But good stuffs
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:12, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 10:19, archived)
# hahaha!
been watching that, it's definitely worth it just for the laughs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 10:21, archived)
# I've only seen the trailers
....I reckon I'd be pressing my panic button every ten minutes.....especially at night!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 10:28, archived)
# some dancer bloke went on it
he was on a desert island. within 5 minutes, he was sobbing his heart out because it wasn't clean! took him 4 days to catch a fish and, when he did, he dressed for dinner! funniest thing was him crying because the coconut milk he'd been guzzling had given him the uncontrollable shits :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 10:31, archived)
# arf...Delhi belly
proper job
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 10:36, archived)
# it took him 3 days
to work out that the palm fronds growing everywhere could be used to keep the rain out of his shelter
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Haha
Sounds like an interesting show
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 10:46, archived)
# it's funny as hell
watching them go slowly mental is a complete joy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Sounds great
*waits for it to be rerun on BBC3*
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 11:05, archived)
# it probably will be
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 10:40, archived)
# candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 10:42, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 10:58, archived)
# yay.....flame day:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 10:51, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 10:58, archived)
# ^ CANDLES!
CAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 11:13, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 11:29, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 11:13, archived)
# Haha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Happy Candles Jeeves :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 11:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Happy Candleday!!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Danka!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 11:12, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:13, archived)
# As you were
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 9:34, archived)
# ooo la la
first titter of the day - thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 9:43, archived)
# Hahahahah
Nicely done you loon *click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 9:47, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 10:10, archived)
# Needs more iceberg
Woo!

* EDIT: Also I may be gone some time.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 10:13, archived)
# you may be getting just a little obsessed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 10:20, archived)
# This is usually the part where things get interesting
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 10:47, archived)
# you'd think that, wouldn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 10:49, archived)
# Here. Colour this in. And compo it.

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 10:41, archived)
# i'm certainly going to
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 10:43, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 10:51, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 11:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 11:14, archived)
# Now you just need to animate it running over some zombies and everyone's happy
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:15, archived)
# sexeh tiems
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Très Bien!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 10:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 10:46, archived)
# :D
I hope it's not sponge or fruit but assmeat.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 10:57, archived)
#

(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Hazelnut cock
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Nothing says love like hazelnut cock.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Hahaha
(herman:D, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 11:14, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Top o' the nings to ya

(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 9:13, archived)
[challenge entry] What a long finger :D And... I will just leave this here!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 9:14, archived)
# Morningbitchtits
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 9:19, archived)
# She has mistaken her poodle's clothes for her own
It suits her

That gives me an idea. brb
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 9:21, archived)
# You off for another wank?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 9:24, archived)
# I couldn't have another for at least 14 minutes
*sets timer*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 9:35, archived)
# My oh my.
She looks feisty.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 9:26, archived)
# she is feisty
she just bobbitted some poor guy
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 9:29, archived)
# Moguragunsou?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 10:26, archived)
# It's Saturday and I'm out on the piss tonight!!!
Yesterday 'Kitty Fantastico' suggested Anne Hathaway (seconded by 'Eduard Khil's Haircut' for fwappage), as well as Wallace Shawn and maybe Grace Kelly.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 7:38, archived)
# 'Drunken Miss Hopeless' followed this with...
Jack "Napaloni" Oakie and Kim "Dr Zira" Hunter.



* I'm not promising anything tomorrow morning...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 7:39, archived)
# cool guy
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 7:42, archived)
# i ejaculate im dead its over
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 7:46, archived)
# my name is crotch niblet
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 7:46, archived)
# i was president of the suicide club in high school 2001
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 7:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 7:50, archived)
# dont worry - be happy
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 8:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 8:15, archived)
# Boobs too wide for picture
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 8:30, archived)
# Funky Tub Nibler
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:00, archived)
# boooobs
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 8:12, archived)
# I'm glad you like these... Anne Hathaway also comes in stripes!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 8:39, archived)
# Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 9:29, archived)
# Inconceivable!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Ohh and aah
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 12 Nov 2011, 8:59, archived)
# just a little bit....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 9:10, archived)
# Top side boob action
And top grace kellying, she was all of the sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 9:12, archived)
# Side boobs always win!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 9:44, archived)
# Ahoy there WB
If you're up to it, Whoopi Goldberg and Art Malik for tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 10:14, archived)
# Ning:D
I'm on the piss tonight but at home its cheaper
(herman:D, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 11:18, archived)
# I agree but I won't be paying...
FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 14:25, archived)
[challenge entry] How does the Gradient Tool work?
(timtam h4x0rd @, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 7:27, archived)
# ^ Like that
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 7:29, archived)
# ahhahahhahah
hhahhahhhahaaahahha
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 7:34, archived)
# Rarely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 7:45, archived)
# I know.
It's an uphill struggle, isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 9:29, archived)

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