b3ta.com board

Home » Messageboard » Archive 40082 (Older | Newer)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:50, archived)

Another of Big Bertha's ferral offspring...

...the slag.

(

Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:53, archived)

vimod's zamboni

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:58, archived)

Actually I think you mean Bertha

Big Bertha is a number of other things, one of them being an artillery turret in Total Annihilation, but anyway...google image at your peril

(

Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:00, archived)

TOTAL ANNIHILATION

loved that game.

(

arrangedletters, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:01, archived)

I stand corrected...

...said the man in the orthopedic shoes.

(

Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:02, archived)

If it's a choice between fashion and being able to walk

Fashion can catch the nearest Zamboni tae fuck!

(

Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 14 Nov 2011, 12:19, archived)

what's been shopped?

(likeajackhammer, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:03, archived)

arms and eyebrows

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:08, archived)

oh right

(likeajackhammer, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:13, archived)

BAMPERSAND

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:04, archived)

haha..."look out............comin' thru"

that guy leggin' it adds a nice frantic touch :D

(

Elvis impersonator, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:28, archived)

Ha-ha!

(

Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 19:01, archived)

Apropos of nothing...

(

Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:39, archived)

My in-laws live within Cherwell District Council.

always a giggle

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:48, archived)

keeping that polished would be fun

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:56, archived)

that's a lovely, glistening cock

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:19, archived)

Wait until they turn on the fountain

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:39, archived)

I was working on almost exactly the same thing

for the B3ta City challenge...

so yours deserves a click!

(

tubaman, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 0:55, archived)

Someone had some fun with my local hairdressers this morning... (unshopped)

Don't know who put the letters up there, I'd give them lip service but it looks like you can get that inside.

(Cope&Dalton, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:34, archived)

Unshopped - cinema in Cape Town

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:38, archived)

open daily....

exxxcceeelllennnttt

(

arrangedletters, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:39, archived)

The portuguese word

for 'lips' is labia.

Hours of fun.

(username failed moderation, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:45, archived)

chapped labia

oh, that sounds painful.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:48, archived)

"read my lips"

(

Elvis impersonator, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:56, archived)

I wouldn't trust the quality of their coffee

but it's a nice touch that they've numbered all four ~~curtains~~ screens

(

RedHouse over yonder, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:55, archived)

it looks shopped

but I'm glad to know it's real.

(

arrangedletters, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:38, archived)

It's closed on Mondays too

So it'll have been up for a good three days before anyone spots. That shit must've took some planning...

(Cope&Dalton, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:54, archived)

lol

good work all round :)

(

arrangedletters, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:02, archived)

this may not end well.

(

Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:39, archived)

Now Recruiting!

*applies*

(

h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:45, archived)

I've heard it can be tough

But I think you'd fit right in...

(Cope&Dalton, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:53, archived)

(

Ninj, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:17, archived)

NOW THEN NOW THEN!

JINGLE JANGLE!

(likeajackhammer, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:19, archived)

Take the money!

Open the box!

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:28, archived)

run lil' guy before he hits you with that large scrotum*

*may not be large scrotum :D

(

Elvis impersonator, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:33, archived)

Yay!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:56, archived)

Completed!! (LittleMaria)

LittleMaria: Look! This is my work! : )

(

Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:42, archived)

Your all weird.

(

Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:44, archived)

The knife is hovering right above my finger, Ellis.

RIGHT ABOVE MY FINGER.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:45, archived)

That's a neat trick

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:57, archived)

Why?

(

Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:45, archived)

(MayorBoris, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:23, archived)

Pfffft XD

(

Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:15, archived)

too brown

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:44, archived)

not sure about that font, either...

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:48, archived)

GAME OVER, MAN! GAME OVER!

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:53, archived)

Morning, Miss

Hope you're wearing a smashing Blouse

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:59, archived)

and by that i expect you mean

slightly translucent with the top three buttons undone.

:D

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:18, archived)

I'm wearing a very dull and uninteresting 'First' blouse is an unfetching shade of blue

nothing sexy in this job we just look like blue blobs (reminiscent of Trap Door) :D

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:42, archived)

best of all the 100% synthetic material blouses.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:47, archived)

Ah, but it's what you wear underneath

that makes all the difference

(

RedHouse over yonder, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:57, archived)

Nothing is worn under my blouse all is in perfect working order

/ channeling Spike Milligan

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 12:15, archived)

Glad to hear that you pass inspection, Inspector!

(

RedHouse over yonder, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 12:26, archived)

you've managed to tear yourself away from skyrim then :P

(

arrangedletters, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:34, archived)

I have to go to work so pretty much yeah.

although tomorrow and wednesday are my days so plenty of beer and a good Skyrimming will make me happy :P

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:43, archived)

0_o

skyrimming sounds filthy.

don't forget to floss afterwards.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:46, archived)

Depends how you do it - Good wholesome clean fun when done correctly lol

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:13, archived)

;)

(

arrangedletters, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:48, archived)

Skyrimming?

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=skyrimming&defid=6199016
Which one...?
:D

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:53, archived)

The last one but I wear my PJs and the dog walks away in misery knowing there is no hope for her

as for the first I'm always up for suggestions haha

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:15, archived)

brown is beautiful.

Black lines in this color not fit.

(

Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:59, archived)

that's what the germans thought, too

between 1933 and 1945

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 12:08, archived)

so now poster's characters are entering the compo

hmmm.

I wish I had characters.

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:46, archived)

Thanks : )

(

Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:05, archived)

You're welcome

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:12, archived)

why does this user get so much grief?

(likeajackhammer, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:47, archived)

i was wondering that

it's a good pic

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:49, archived)

What?

(

Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:51, archived)

He wants to know why we tease you so much

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:54, archived)

I have not bullied anyone.

(

Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:55, archived)

No, he thinks we bully you.

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:57, archived)

My wanting to know it.

(

Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:00, archived)

He is asking us (b3ta) why we bully you (Moggy)

He is not asking you, or telling you. He is asking us (b3ta)

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:18, archived)

I don't know why.

I don't know anything.

(

Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:22, archived)

I guess because they don't think you're really a Japanese girl, rather someone else.

I'm not too sure myself. :S

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:23, archived)

well, this much is obvious

(likeajackhammer, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:27, archived)

Isn't it strange only about it? :S

(

Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:32, archived)

I think we would accept you better if you participated more on b3ta.

Your picture (above) is good because you have entered the competition.

It would please us if you replied to other pictures too. I hope you can understand this.

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:46, archived)

^This.

It feels like most of the time you just appear to post one picture.

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:19, archived)

like JollyJack, then?

(likeajackhammer, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:26, archived)

Oh yeah...

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:27, archived)

haha

Zing!

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:51, archived)

I don't play favorites. Don't worry.

(

Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 12:50, archived)

you must have missed the whole jollyjack thing then

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:28, archived)

It isn't so. It is pleasant that I draw Maria, and it is healed. : )

(

Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:35, archived)

drawing maria is fine.

i was hinting to hubare why you get so much grief.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:52, archived)

Thanks!! ^^

I don't get grief.

(

Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:00, archived)

Because a lot of the stuff they post is well-drawn, but utterly creepy.

This post is a good one, nice contribution to the Image Challenge :)

(

Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:36, archived)

Thanks!
LittleMaria: Yays!!

(

Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:40, archived)

Very nice

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:50, archived)

thanks!! XD

(

Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:56, archived)

You should do a full anime re-make of sister act.

(

mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:50, archived)

Thanks, I'll it X3

(

Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:57, archived)

I'm sure there was only one sequel.

(

arrangedletters, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:36, archived)

The third one was a porno and really it marks the decline of Whoopi Goldberg's career.

Shortly afterwards she hit rock bottom and took a job on that early morning chat show she's on now.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:33, archived)

haha

this, i'd like to see!

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:06, archived)

Wow... you entered a compo! o_o

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:00, archived)

yeah :)

I wanted enter from before. :D

(

Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:03, archived)

You should do this more often, taking part in the site more. :)

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:04, archived)

OK, I'll XD

(

Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:06, archived)

thats what i thought

well done, ma'am!

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:07, archived)

Lovely picture :-)

(

The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:00, archived)

Thank you!

(

Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:04, archived)

wooo - well done lil' maria

*sticks gold stars on painting*

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:06, archived)

Woo yay!

Thanks!! XD

(

Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:09, archived)

All seems to be in order here

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:14, archived)

^^ thanks!

(

Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:20, archived)

nicely done.

(

arrangedletters, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:37, archived)

XD thanks!!

(

Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:43, archived)

Excellent work!

(

h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:54, archived)

^^ thanks!!

(

Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 12:52, archived)

I like this

This is silly.

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:40, archived)

Thanks! :)

(

Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 12:53, archived)

^this^

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:48, archived)

Alright dave

(

drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 0:04, archived)

Very good

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:02, archived)

It's a comp!

(

Ninj, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:39, archived)

haha! nice.

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:44, archived)

Ace!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:07, archived)

This deserves more woo than it has recieved thus far...

(

Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:09, archived)

Blame Les Dawson for the joke

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:20, archived)

hahahahaha!

also, I appear to be completely incapable of eating honey on toast without getting it all over my hands, desk, trousers, face, arms, glasses, keyboard, mouse, ~~cock~~, screen etc

what's wrong with me?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:22, archived)

I think you must have Pooh's syndrome

i suggest you book an appointment with your local WoL as soon as you can

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:37, archived)

World of Logs? Wake on Lan?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:45, archived)

Wizard of Lentils

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:47, archived)

I've made an appointment

but he can't see me until Wednesday next week :(

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:51, archived)

then i suggest Marigolds

as an interim measure

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:54, archived)

good shout!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:55, archived)

World of Logs - damn you and your World of Warcraft references I'm trying to quit you know!!

:D

/already quit

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:52, archived)

QUITTER!

I have never played any of these games

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:54, archived)

Yeah I'm SURE you've never played any of these games

I'm actually playing Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim on the Xbox

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:56, archived)

I assumed it was pronounced Skirrim until recently

I prefer simple video games

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:04, archived)

Looks like GWAR need a new motor

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:07, archived)

As your attorney, I suggest using less than 1 litre of honey per toast

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:39, archived)

but then you'll taste the bread :(

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:40, archived)

bloody EU regulations!

BACK OFF BRUSSELS!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:46, archived)

Eating disorder?

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:44, archived)

yes I am eating dis order

why do you ask?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:45, archived)

It is the nature of all sticky substances to stick to everything you touch

especially your ~~cock~~

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:50, archived)

I've also glued some feathers on to it

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:52, archived)

ooh how fancy

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:55, archived)

*displays*

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:55, archived)

*swoons with delight*

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:57, archived)

*molests*

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:05, archived)

*swoons some more*

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:12, archived)

my work here is done

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:19, archived)

stop striking your cock

and focus on eating your toast and honey

(

RedHouse over yonder, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 12:03, archived)

my cock IS on strike

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 12:43, archived)

Arf!

(

Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 19:06, archived)

NOTHING BURNS THEIR BODIES LIKE A COP

(

d d, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:26, archived)

Throw him to the Rape Lizard.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:28, archived)

(

d d, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:39, archived)

You didn't colour the lizard.

But its about time someone told that little prick Charlie the truth.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:42, archived)

what lizard

(

d d, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:43, archived)

Sorry, I thought the psychiatrist was a lizard for a minute there.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:45, archived)

common mistake

(

d d, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:48, archived)

the lies! the lies!

(

RedHouse over yonder, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 12:04, archived)

And that's why I stopped going to therapy.

Mister Lizard! Mister Lizard! I don't want to do anything anymore!

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:08, archived)

was it like this for you as well?

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:15, archived)

Is that Jamie Oliver on the couch?

(

RedHouse over yonder, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 12:06, archived)

Nipple lizard is my satan

And since the compo is 'colour the lizard', I coloured it for you

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:33, archived)

yay!!!!!!

thats much purdier!!

(

d d, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:38, archived)

YUSSSSSS

my favourite bit is the stubble.

(

gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:44, archived)

TED FUCKING TURNER

GAIJI'S ALIVE???

(

d d, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:49, archived)

Morning New Week!

(

dogbomb, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 7:55, archived)

SPANG

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:01, archived)

^ Now that would hurt!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:04, archived)

duel layered teflon spang

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:09, archived)

Indeed

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:34, archived)

do have the customery morning groan

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:43, archived)

I tried reading it, just couldn't stick to the plot

I think it was written by Pete E. Effee.

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:50, archived)

Only one suggestion yesterday,

'Drunken Miss Hopeless' asked for Louise Brooks. So here are a couple of scary ones; Prince Charles and Kathleen Hughes.

* No princes were harmed in the making of this vag and the original image was not shopped (funny article though).

WARNING: The following Youtube clip contains Brian Blessed!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 7:00, archived)

And so to todays fit birthday VAG CREAMS...

Olga Kurylenko and Laura Ramsey.

* Ha ha ha, it looks like Olga is groping Lauras nork!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 7:00, archived)

The Louise Brooks one is lovely.

Yaphet Kotto and Gemma Atkinson look good for tomorrow.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:20, archived)

Ning! Well it is his birthday after all and groping bewbs seems to be a theme here too!

(

addickted has attained freedom, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 7:36, archived)

GAH

far too early for charles

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:00, archived)

Top work WB. Can I have 2 tomorrow pretty pretty please?

Yaphet Kotto and Beverly D'Angelo in her Lampoon vacation shower pose? :D

(

Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:38, archived)

O_o

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:20, archived)

Clip would have been greatly enhanced by Blessed laughter

Virginie Ledoyen for my vote!

(

RedHouse over yonder, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 12:37, archived)

It wasn't just me thinking this was it?

I want to see them on the screen at the same time.

(

lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 3:19, archived)

FUCK i was thinking the exact same thing!

(Fly Projector, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 6:56, archived)

FUCK - a film for all ages

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 7:24, archived)

it is now ok to reply in this thread

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 8:00, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 2:34, archived)

tasty

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 3:01, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 3:08, archived)

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 3:13, archived)

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

fuck me that's from a long time back

(

boris the spider, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 3:14, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 3:14, archived)

that's fucking my eyes up as i scroll past

one suspects this was your intention all along

(

boris the spider, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 3:43, archived)

but can it tile?

(

d d, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 4:25, archived)

yess

(

d d, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 4:25, archived)

if you can write programs.... you should write a music visualizer that kaleidoscopes stuff.

so I can watch it and listen to tool.

(

arrangedletters, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 3:17, archived)

My mother would like that too

(

An Egg ,D, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 5:30, archived)

NNnn NNnn NNnn NNnn

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 3:10, archived)

It's always difficult to play on a regularly rotating Wicket.

(

wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 3:12, archived)

I love how simple these are

and how massively they fuck with my head

(

arrangedletters, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 3:16, archived)

pedro and mo do the real headfuck ones

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 3:17, archived)

this is a good addition to the genre

it's his wtf?! face that helps add to the confusion.

(

arrangedletters, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 3:18, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 3:30, archived)

Thanks, now I know what to get for breakfast

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 6:31, archived)

" Magic Lamp ",can lower fuel costs by 10% -30%!

belm
It is very amazing!!! This Magic Lamp can lower fuel costs by 10% -30%!
It is said that this fuel saver can save gas 10%-30%. It is interesting how it works and how the lamp from the lower fuel costs?

(gokuaiba, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 1:41, archived)

(

boris the spider, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 1:53, archived)

Jabba the slut!

(Fly Projector, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 1:57, archived)

Kenneth Skywalker!

hahahaha that's so shit

(

boris the spider, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 1:59, archived)

ha ha!

(

real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 2:14, archived)

uh-oh!

WOO(f)!

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 2:50, archived)

I saw this dog online and this is all i could think of!

(Fly Projector, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 5:33, archived)

(

TBL I posted this on, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 2:08, archived)

i think this brandow pic 2 is acutally funnier (sexier) than the original

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 2:14, archived)

he's put on a bit of weight though

(

real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 2:15, archived)

hence the "sexier"

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 2:18, archived)

I'd give that Kylie one

one

(

TBL I posted this on, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 2:19, archived)

gay

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 2:22, archived)

He's regenerated since then.

(

Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 2:27, archived)

And gotten a family too.

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 3:07, archived)

This is a thing of true beauty

It also needs to be posted at about one in the afternoon. I think the dayshifters would appreciate it.

(

boris the spider, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 3:15, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 3:18, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 2:12, archived)

It is all fine

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 6:33, archived)

We need a FLANial solution to these spamtards.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 2:19, archived)

i'll let hillary answer you on my behalf

(

alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 2:36, archived)

(

An Egg ,D, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 5:25, archived)

You gullible fool

I hope your car blows up under you and colours your balls orange

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 6:30, archived)

Give me all your fucking money you slags

I think this might take off

(

Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 0:36, archived)

I'll take two,

By smashing your windows, looting, burning your store and shitting in your till....

Then wear it to show off to my friends.
that's how anti capitalism works isn't it?

(

tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 0:53, archived)

then blog about it on your £1500 Mac Pro

(

h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 1:35, archived)

It's a gold plated iPad actually.

(

tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 1:40, archived)

Made of dinosaur bones and orphans.

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 1:42, archived)

WE ARE CHANGE-ing

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 1:14, archived)

sadly, jay-z is actually doing this

www.theglobeandmail.com/news/arts/elizabeth-renzetti/when-occupys-lights-turn-off-the-rich-will-stop-dissing-the-rich/article2234450/

(

alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 2:39, archived)

this is very clever and full of woo

i shall therefore implement clickaging procedures

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 6:02, archived)

hello the lounge lovers

Download the from the Deri Air Departure Lounge

Bongo and twits xmas album in the pipes

(

Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 23:30, archived)

Lovely artwork as always

A bit of a typo on Can't Take My Eyes off you

(

Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 0:02, archived)

it's not a typo

it'a a literary flam

(

real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 0:17, archived)

ah bugger

nicely spotted, help yourself to a stiff Tom Collins from the cocktail lounge ;)

(

Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 0:55, archived)

WOO!

lully.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 0:03, archived)

Luverly!

(

Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 0:11, archived)

Cool.

You are something. And that's a production. I can only admire.

Yesterday I was listening to Horace Silver. You might like it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOu5iWhexE0

(

cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 0:32, archived)

very nice

not heard of him, gonna dig that some more later, thanks for the lead :0)

(

Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 0:56, archived)

Fly me to the moon

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 1:20, archived)

meow :D

(herman:D, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 23:22, archived)

Henry Pussinger!

(

tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 23:22, archived)

haha this is genius. i dont even know how you do those.

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 23:23, archived)

Yay

Kitty shock

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 23:46, archived)

Meow my god!

(

Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 0:11, archived)

Woo!

wonder where my glasses went. Can't find them with out them.

Top post as usual :)

(

spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 0:40, archived)

Wonderful :)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 3:11, archived)

awww cutie cute cute

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 6:07, archived)

Ahahaha!

this is brilliant.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:35, archived)

this is what the internet was made for

wyh :D

(

Elvis impersonator, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 10:31, archived)

UK Superperson 2011

(

Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 22:44, archived)

She's the kind of girl that crawls out of your telly at 3am.

(

Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 22:47, archived)

And REFUSES to make a nice cup of tea.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 23:14, archived)

well, that's just plain rude!

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 23:23, archived)

Heyulp, heyulp.

(

tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 22:48, archived)

I'm glad I don't visit much on a Sunday, it's all a bit weird

or come round co much

(

drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 22:58, archived)

errr

The Krypton Factor - a TV show where contestants attempt to prove how intelligent they are.

The X Factor - a TV show where contestants attempt to prove how inbred they are.

Gordon Burns - legend.

Kitty Brucknell - a bit of a fruitcake.

(

Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 23:34, archived)

Reality tv reference?

Krypton factor - check!
Gorden Burns - double check! (north west tonight! EVERYNIGHT!)
X-factor..... BURN! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE..... BUUUURRRRRN!
Kitty Bruckinwhatsit..... Never heard of it!
To be honest, I thought it was Pete Burns

(

tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 23:54, archived)

One of my friends went to school with her

Apparently she was an obnoxious wierdo back then too..

(

MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 0:15, archived)

There you go

He's coloured

(Dansk_se, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 22:23, archived)

This is just rubbish...

(Dansk_se, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 22:24, archived)

fuck me,

The board doesn't move that fast... especially on a Sunday, wait and relax,
And continue with the racism.

(

tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 22:28, archived)

Sorry, I wansn't referring to the slow sunday

I wa referring to my post

(Dansk_se, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 23:30, archived)

No it isn't...

It looks EXACTLY like Fatima Whitbread

(

Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sun 13 Nov 2011, 22:37, archived)

*agrees*

(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 22:38, archived)

*points*

(

tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 22:40, archived)

RACIST!

I approve

(

tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 22:27, archived)

ham

(