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# Current most popular stories on BBC website
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:03, archived)
# No2 will be handy for No3 then
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:05, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:07, archived)
# awwwww - what's his name?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:10, archived)
# Stugden Sprunk
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:11, archived)
# does he bite?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:31, archived)
#
no but he likes yogurt!
(Fly Projector, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:50, archived)
# This is how I have always pictured you, but with darker hair and one of those brimmed black hats..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:12, archived)
# How dare you insult my hat.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:12, archived)
# I'd best not say a word about your jacket at all then...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:17, archived)
# Did anyone see black mirror last night?
You'd have thought an implant to replay and store your memories wouldn't need a remote control.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:10, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:11, archived)
# This how I have always pictured your wife, but with a little make up and wearing a bonnet.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:18, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:25, archived)
# that is beautiful !!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:26, archived)
# awww
that's lully
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:27, archived)
# I always love your hand draw cubist pictures....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Ahhh...
I have an iphone too... isn't the camera womderfull?
not an ap joke, a shitty crappy fuck useless camera joke.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:41, archived)
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I LOVE this.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:44, archived)
# i dont think people have as much control over their brains as they like to think
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:25, archived)
# ^this... just take a trip to the epileptic ward in your local hospital.
I can do that joke because I have been known to fit under severe stress.
But if you said it you would just be a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:33, archived)
# I didn't see it....
But if you didn't have a remote, would you need big push buttons sticking out of the side of your head..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:26, archived)
# Get ahead this Christmas with...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:00, archived)
# I'm being a moron here?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:24, archived)
# well you see, around 2000 years ago
a little child was born in a stable in Bethlehem. A whole load of shit happened around that! But skip forward to 1995 and there was this and then later in 2011 there was this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:32, archived)
# I'm mega tired and being ultra think I think :-)
I know I recognise the black guy, but don't know from where...
Edit.. you edited as I replied...
Haha yes, all makes perfect sense now, I'v never seen the film...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:35, archived)
# he is God
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:38, archived)
# Got it..!! I'm in brain dead mode :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:46, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:49, archived)
# Hahaha
Please Please Please Let Me... Get A Head In A Box...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:26, archived)
# Oo rah!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Hehe, lovely notion :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:04, archived)
# They should have waited till it was fully erect
before plugging it in (H&S announcement)
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:07, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:07, archived)
# Haha... hope they're pushing it up and it not falling down....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:33, archived)
# Ha
you love that picture don't you :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:04, archived)
[challenge entry] grrrrr
(Zoidaroid, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:49, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:51, archived)
# ^this
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
Congratulations, you have created something weirder and possibly more disturbing than Butters' earlier post.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Majestic, absolutely majestic
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:52, archived)
# the name's blob, amorphous blob
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:58, archived)
# EEP.
I like the drunken Santa twins
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:22, archived)
# Not twins
there's a third one lurking out of sight
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:27, archived)
# The third one's
in 'Back Fence'... is that a club?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Quite famous bar, Bleeker St, New York
thebackfenceonline.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:53, archived)
# You don't see one of those every day...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Rarrrrrgh!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:47, archived)
# the
pudding man commeth
hehe
(Zoidaroid, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:50, archived)
# I like his casual, cigar-in-hand attitude
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:58, archived)
# If Jesus can love him, so can I.
I may have killed him with kindness. ooopsie.


(I helped save b3ta! ezero www.elizabethzero.com, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:46, archived)
# I rely dont wan to say this, but I have to now.
RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Perhaps she is trying to become a meme
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:00, archived)
# This
www.elizabethzero.com/Zerotalk/idiots/Entries/2011/11/22_LOOK_AWAY%2C_SKANK%2C_HES_MINE!.html

is golden.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:01, archived)
# tl;dr
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Oh do.
It's like a playground spat between two American teenage girls.

Only unintentionally funnier.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:05, archived)
# Oh dear...
So the moral of the story is: Don't flirt with this woman's boyfriend, or she will talk about you on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:10, archived)
# Yes - that's pretty well it.
She might even be forced to employ all caps.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:18, archived)
# Well now I know how I can cheer myself up tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:20, archived)
#
"I will be cunning and superficial. I will make passive aggressive jokes. When I go to the bathroom I will tell my man you were in there and had bad gas. I will mention that I saw you picking your nose by the kitchen. I will think out loud how familiar you look and then on the way home remember that you were the girl who gave my cousin crabs. I will win. Trust me. You may deliver our meal, but I will deliver the dessert. OH NO I DI’NT. I did."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:26, archived)
# This sounds like most break-up texts I've received.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:29, archived)
# Hahahahaha
The way to avoid that is keep to their 'phone.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:30, archived)
# They find a way. Damnit they always find a way!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:53, archived)
# the drunks alway want to fight. try smoking and relax
(I helped save b3ta! ezero www.elizabethzero.com, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:28, archived)
# Are you implying Vagabond is commenting on your blog so because he prefers alcohol to cannabis?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:33, archived)
# Between two girls?
Seems one-sided to me and a lot like watching a train wreck.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:35, archived)
# the lobster tails and courvoisier cant have helped. I wouldnt blame yourself.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Ooopsie?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:31, archived)
[challenge entry] This is my christmas cards sorted for this year then...

(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:37, archived)
# Can I leave this here?
Not worthy of a new thread but something one had to get out of ones head
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:41, archived)
# you can leave it here
but you'll have to de-RIS me
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Did you never stick an empty can of coke in your back wheel and pretend it was a motorbike?
You really haven't lived! :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Ahah!
It were them little clips off bread bags threaded onto the spokes when I were a lad
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:08, archived)
# tesco value spokey dokies!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:10, archived)
# Spokey Dokeys! Thems the fellas!
*cobwebs blown away from dim and dusty memories*
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Oh, I thought it was the caffeine in the Coke, making you run faster.
Yeah, I didn't have a childhood. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:13, archived)
# Haha
I was gonna shop a push bike behind it but I'm too lazy these days
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:17, archived)
# The kids round my way used to put plastic bottles or Pokemon cards in their spokes.
Or made "NYEEEEEEEEEEHHHH!" noises.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:21, archived)
#
(Fly Projector, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:45, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:51, archived)
# i name this shop "b3ta spirit touches children"
(I helped save b3ta! downward is avoiding human contact since, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:38, archived)
# he's just hiding. waiting....
soon the machines shall rise.



Click for bigger (176 kb)
(bertmcmuffin gruff gruff, touch my stuff., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Hehe, he wasn't dead yet when you did this last night
Maybe he logged onto b3ta and had a heart attack
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:36, archived)
# I know, talk about poor timing!
According to "wikipedia" font of all miss knowledge.... he popped his clogs on the 17th.... so I was ahead of the curve.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Good picture matching job
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Not dead, just resting.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:37, archived)
# this is brilliantly done
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Thanks man!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Effin' jeffin' brilliant!!!!!!
*Click*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:03, archived)
# he's dead, you can't get much more il than that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Perfect
Some nice jungle fluff to push those atrocities down the board, good work :)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:00, archived)
# stop drumming and start shagging, you endangered halfwit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:04, archived)
# ^ Quote of the day, right there
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:14, archived)
# heheheh
how's things, grunty? you good?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:15, archived)
# Hello, my little chick-a-dee!
Pretty good, thanks - winding down for t'year end. All well with you?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:22, archived)
# not bad, not bad
made a twat of myself saturday night, got pissed and fell over, leaving an egg-sized lump on my head. still, i have cheese with caramelised onions, so i'm happy :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:25, archived)
# But did you get new glasses?
you silly tart.
NO ZOOMING!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:28, archived)
# no, still stuck with the deirdre barlow ones
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:30, archived)
# *joins in*


I wanna go see the pandas that have just arrived in Edinburgh :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Why so endangered?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Wann know how I got these scars?
I tried eating bamboo sideways.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:09, archived)
# maybe they are mental scars....
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Or Vietnam wounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:24, archived)
# I love the pigeon english.... It's what makes it
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:27, archived)
# It's the only reason I pay attention whenever a new Moggy picture is uploaded.
If there isn't hilariously broken English, I pass it by.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:30, archived)
# OH SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:49, archived)
# haha.. yay...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:56, archived)
# Strangely,
I'm watching this whilst listening to Motothead's 'Overkill'. The drum beat matches up well I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 18:28, archived)
# Just in time for Christmas!




(Hopefully these come off better than my last attempt!)
(anonymousreality tickled your fancy on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:51, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:53, archived)
# This always makes me chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:56, archived)
# Frankly, black deserved to lose. She had at least one chance to win on her previous turn.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:03, archived)
# She's sitting on the wrong side of the table anyway
Unless she's some kind of umpire
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Disgusting racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:30, archived)
# I see your smut and raise you a dic(tator)
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:09, archived)
# *pushes ancient bandwagon out the door*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uRjh_pqS7A
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:10, archived)
# :-(
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:20, archived)
# But, as they take turns, no one can get three.
How on earth did this game get funding?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:01, archived)
# In those heady days of 1999 anything could be funded
so long as you had .com after your name. Hence ConnectThree.com, one of the first internet millionaires.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Judging by the expressions on there faces, it looks like you win just by putting one piece in
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:41, archived)
#
www.helenkellersim.com/index.html
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:59, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Alderaan, during the Great Depression
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Grunty!!!!
\O/ *Click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Alreet Guv!
Greetings for the Festering Season, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Alreet sirrah!
And the very same to you and yours
my fine fellow :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:49, archived)
# it looks more lost than menacing
'scuse me guv, you don't know where I can find Hoth do you?
*edit* Topshop and indeed Burtons!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:43, archived)
# It was looking for Woolworths.
Big fans of the old Pick 'n Mix, those AT-ATs.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:44, archived)
# as long as it doesn't go through the funsize bars snapping them all in half
/ex Woolies Saturday Staff blog
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:45, archived)
# You Fiend!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:49, archived)
# FUN DOES NOT HAVE A SIZE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Noon, Fourbs! I thought all AT-AT drivers had to learn 'the knowledge'
before they were allowed out?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:44, archived)
# He's using AT-AT Nav
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:46, archived)
# *readies orbital spanging platform*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:47, archived)
# This explains it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:49, archived)
# No, mate - I don't go south of Endor's Moons at this time of night....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Nicely!
EDIT Now with added branding
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:46, archived)
# i would pay real money
to see the battle of endor recreated using splurge guns
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:49, archived)
#
(Fly Projector, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:03, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:15, archived)
# I very much doubt this will result in anything "sexy"......

EDIT: Oh, FFS, it's ME! Of course it's NSFW.
*looks down* Oh, god.....This is gonna look like some kind of coordinated attack on B3TA!!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:16, archived)
# :O
なんたる偶然！
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:16, archived)
# I know!
He spelled "effect" with too many e's! What a bastard!

::Edit:: *clicks on image* FUCKING FUCK OF THE DEEPEST HELLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:32, archived)
#
THEY ARE IDENTIFIED AS THE FRESH AND THEY REALISE THINGS FACILISTAS, BUT IT IS WORTH GUEVO,
DO NOT TAKE SUITCASE TO THEM.

AND THE WORSE THING OF EVERYTHING GOES TO THEM WELL AND THEY ARE NOT GOING TO CHANGE.
AND THEY ARE ALREADY KNOWN BY ALL IN THE UNIVERSITY, UNTIL RECOGNIZE THEM TO THE PROFESSORS.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:36, archived)
# *clicks on image*
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Oh christ I hadn't clicked on the image.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:39, archived)
# I was just going to make a gif where it fired and they grew HILARIOUS breasts.
Then I clicked and it didn't seem quite so funny.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:46, archived)
# E-E-F-E-C-T
A smooth operator, operator correct him
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:23, archived)
# admire please my drawings
ピカリリすねパッド
(Uosnugarugom, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Oh God now what?!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(Fly Projector, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:51, archived)
#
youtu.be/kqxXqQL-NYM
(Fly Projector, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Ha ha! You really know how to discourage your stalkers, don't you?

(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:20, archived)
# stalker?
Can I eat it? :3
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Yes
but it needs peeled first.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:29, archived)
# then must it milk
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:33, archived)
# YOU ARE A NONSENSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:33, archived)
# You Falkirk go to?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Wasps? No!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Paddington with a black eye, comedy breasts and a can of Monkey Beer?
Now that's Christmas!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:40, archived)
# It was meant to be Orinoco from the Wombles, but I'll accept Paddy Bear too! XD
but I'll accept Paddy Bear too! XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:43, archived)
# hahaha
either/or Foxy, either/or
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:46, archived)
# That's not Paddington with a black eye, comedy breasts and a can of Monkey Beer...
...it's Orinoco the womble with a black eye, comedy breasts and a can of Monkey Beer
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:46, archived)
# I now see the error of my ways
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Ah, I see my public service message was surplus to requirements
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:51, archived)
# It's ok, there there
*touches*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:43, archived)
# one more thing..
tit lasers destroying michael ellis
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:59, archived)
# hahaha YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:01, archived)
# It is a comfort to know you live
a very very long way away, you crazy lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Speaking for us all.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Not gonna to click.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Only 20%
Bless your predictable naming conventions, JJ.
(Lunar Tick A pest in this space, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:22, archived)
# I just clicked on the image
far less secret-squirrel...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Imagine the mayhem if the ray had been set to more than 20%!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:45, archived)
# wow... well
this is a coincidence
(likeajackhammer, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Lucky you remembered to switch accounts!

Edit/ I just clicked on the fucking thing, more fool me.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:29, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:39, archived)
# >_<
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Me too, could have done with a NSFW tag.
As a rule, management don't really go for fucked-up furry wet dream comic porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Very much this
Especially as it tooke me several seconds to close it as I was very much agog!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:44, archived)
# To be fair, I think you have asked him to draw this on more than one occasion,
although with more cysts and amputations.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:51, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6773852
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Ha ha!
I think you've broken him, Waspy. Ask for something else and see what happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:00, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10638796
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:22, archived)
# I agree about the NSFW tag/warning
image doesn't bother me at all though; I think JJ's stuff is more ridiculous / humourous than sinister / creepy
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:52, archived)
# It's a fine line.
This is the first thing he's done where I thought he might have crossed it. Still, if other people like it, that's up to them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:59, archived)
# the third panel in isolation would definitely be (not-kiddie) toon/comic-porn
but I think JJ has framed it in a you're-supposed-to-laugh-at-this way instead of a you're-supposed-get-off-on-this way

(obviously, some people will get off on it regardless of JJ's intentions)
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Hmmmm. On the one hand he's dismissing the furries, at the same time giving them exactly what they want.
I foresee trouble in this approach.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:49, archived)
# i love corrupted sex-obsessed small horses
they're my friends
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:29, archived)
# best of all the corrupted sex-obssessed small animals
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:49, archived)
# indeed
although porcupine porn is deeply moving, very tender and fucking hysterical
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:52, archived)
# I don't get all this 'brony' shite, if I'm brutally honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:30, archived)
# what does "brony" mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Well there's a new series of My Little Pony
and for some strange reason, TONS of people (most of them teenage lads) watch it. Anyone who is a fan of the show is called a 'brony'.

I tried watching one episode and I made it about halfway through before I wanted to take a bath with a toaster.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:37, archived)
# I
see

does not see
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:39, archived)
# So...
You got so aroused you wanted to have soapy bathtime fun with a kitchen appliance...

Pervert.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:56, archived)
# Whatever floats your boat, am I right?
Or toaster.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:01, archived)
# Me neither.
I'm jumping on a bandwagon with this, tho.
I'll generate some coin :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:40, archived)
# The brony crowd doesn't look like a tough market to crack :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Going by the response on DA, I'm wondering why I didn't think to cater for them sooner :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:20, archived)
# *sidles over to dA* they're going apeshit for it! o___o
'Quality Footage' seems interesting... may consider a purchase in due time. ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:26, archived)
# I saw dA
This is the same as I always do that. :3
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Horsecocks?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Candlecocks!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:09, archived)
# I hope nothing sexy happens!

\o/ Nice one Mongy


EDIT: O_O to the cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:31, archived)
# I thought you'd left
(likeajackhammer, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:36, archived)
# I did but then I thought "WTF should I stop enjoying b3ta, just because of some dick-heads" & came back.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Good for you
*strokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:49, archived)
# *Nuzzles in
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:51, archived)
# *look to up*
（゜ε゜;）
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:55, archived)
# wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:02, archived)
# good.
don't you go anywhere, boyo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:58, archived)
# I did go, but I have some good friends on b3ta and I missed the silliness....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:03, archived)
# we all miss it someties
usually when reality starts to encroach
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:08, archived)
# the general advice i'd give with b3ta
is that if you take anything seriously, you're taking b3ta too seriously. that counts on ALL sides. ALL FUCKING SIDES. DO YOU CUNTS HEAR ME?

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:08, archived)
# would you like a cuddle?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Calm down dear, it's only the internetz
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:16, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:51, archived)
# YAY! antiflounce!
Welcome back!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Antiflounce Achievement will be unlocked as soon as the attention-seeking sigs stop
edit: ACHIEVEMENT: UNLOCKED
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Not my bag, baby.
But nice pencil skills.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:33, archived)
# have you actually GOT a bag?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Oh, yes. Is a very nice.
I told 'er we already got wan!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:44, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:50, archived)
# hand- or nose- ?
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:50, archived)
# This seems an appropriate response.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQSrs7pQMhw&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Who is?
誰これ？
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:38, archived)
# You left your webcam on again.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:38, archived)
# I can not such exercise.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Enough sugar on that to give me diabetes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:38, archived)
# She's shit at handstands.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:41, archived)
# She is more hatstand
than handstand.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:42, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:47, archived)
# That's either delightfully low-budget in earnest,
Or my first experience of self-deprecating Japanese humour.

I APPROVE OF EITHER
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:56, archived)
# I've got the weirdest boner right now.
(fat_bastard http://www.withoutapaddle2013.blogspot.co.uk/, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:41, archived)
# weird in what way?
does it curl around your balls or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:44, archived)
# It's speaking to him.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:47, archived)
# that is weird
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Its singing "Agadoo", now.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:11, archived)
# at least it's festive
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:18, archived)
# He has tied tinsel around it.
And look! A teeny tiny fairylight coming out of his japseye!
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Excellent Timing, sir
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:45, archived)
# It's very hard to freak people out when someone else is doing a far better job of it in an earlier post.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Am I to gather that my choice of 'ignore' is doing me a big favour right about now?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:52, archived)
# It sure is!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:06, archived)
# *Office Lollage*
As ever, you speak nought but the truth, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:53, archived)
# TGMTRFH!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:40, archived)
# Let's go home. Its cold here.


Click for bigger (216 kb)
JollyJack,Helga(c)JollyJack
Maria,Mine(gender changed Maria),Dorian(c)me

Moggy always stay here!! XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Merry christmas.
Perfect sentiment for the holiday season. Sexual assualt in front of a child.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:18, archived)
# XD
Hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:23, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:34, archived)
# You would say that.
Serioulsy though /board, how come no-one has done a piss take of this image yet?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:34, archived)
# we all too busy huddled together in a corner
weeping quietly
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Oh /board, what hast thou become?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Indeed. For shame, for shame
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:45, archived)
# *wheels it out again*
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:36, archived)
# yes but is it funny?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Okey dokey, chief.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:29, archived)
# \o/ Nice one JJ!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:30, archived)
# JollyJack has not pixiv account.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:33, archived)
# and you 'has not' any grasp on the English language
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:35, archived)
#
www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=23761398
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:35, archived)
# ?
♫ Starts singing Vienna by Ultravox ♫
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:05, archived)
# WE DON'T CARE
much
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:42, archived)
# It's not like you're desperately attempting to be interesting or anything...
(likeajackhammer, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Oh no, when she tries that, it's just plain creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:33, archived)
# &#12500;&#12459;&#12522;&#12522;&#12377;&#12397;&#12497;&#12483;&#12489;
(Uosnugarugom, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:41, archived)
# XD
吹いた
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:46, archived)
# At least someone is still putting some effort in.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:49, archived)
# HoHoHo...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:52, archived)
# I concur
Howdy, Captain
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Barneybobs, Bilbobailey.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Forbes!
How's tricks, man?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:00, archived)
# not bad
I'm feeling really apathetic at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Soon be Christmas!
Unless Christmas is responsible for your current indifference.
In which case, soon be Valentine's Day!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Cheers Cap'n!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:57, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Fab.
I've opened up, started, and then closed about 3 efforts for b3ta posts.

I need to take 1 phone call, then send 1 email, then I'm on my jollies for Chrimbo. The phone refuses to ring (and I've left too many messages to chase him again) and I can't damn well Hummus! Gaaaaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Ta Baz!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Michael Wincott?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:04, archived)
# I like this.
Oooh, there a button just there which allows to note this fact further. *utilises*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Cheers JP!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry] ho ho ho
(Zoidaroid, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:25, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:25, archived)
# "Ramming speed Rudolph!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:26, archived)
# hold tight!!!!..............triple XD
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:29, archived)
[challenge entry] next morning
(Zoidaroid, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:32, archived)
# I just noticed the cracker
I am scared
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:36, archived)
# He just want to have it pulled off.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:45, archived)
# "Room sherviche?"
"I need shome more exshtra shtrong condomsh"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Workin' Up a Sweat with Santa
DVD Workout available 3rd Jan!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:35, archived)
# My oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:39, archived)
# arf!
that has got to be the worst connery bond film. It's far worse than anything Moore did.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:06, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:13, archived)
# shanta shunta
woo!
(bunglist, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 9:54, archived)
# :)
"100% medically accurate"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:01, archived)
# There is something wrong about that?
I think it may be the fact that I love it and I have clicked HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:02, archived)
# haha the guy at the front is well chuffed.
Have you seen the 2nd movie?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Faster, peasants!
Great stuff.
Is today Human Centipede Day?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:05, archived)
# That's wierd,
I was going to do a Human Centipede shoppery today.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Fill your boots, man!
There's always room for more mouth-to-arse action on /board.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:09, archived)
# haha....just noticed
could well be
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Eeugh!
Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Excellent as always :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:14, archived)
# Ew!!! (clicked)
Why is Alan Davies leading them?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:16, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:18, archived)
# brilliantly
dark hahaha
(Zoidaroid, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
Oh my! *Click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:25, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Ace!
Is that Alan Davies at the front?
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:11, archived)
#
bottom feeders??
(Twisted Technic .. as if, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:38, archived)
[challenge entry] The Twelve Days of Bondmas


No-Prize to whoever googles guesses the film Moneypenny is crying in. And who knew Goldfinger had a golden revolver?

[edit] Just reduced the filesize!

(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:48, archived)
# oh bravo
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:50, archived)
# This is rather special.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Woo Yay Houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Terrific stuff!
Blah blah faq blah blah, but given that it represents 12 days then I'm choosing to interpret the image size as being divvied between them :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:52, archived)
# whoops - thanks!
just edited to reduce it, keep forgetting b3tards limit is higher than b3ta's
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Ah don't be silly - it's a thing of awesomeness!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:05, archived)
# David Niven wasn't M was he?
(likeajackhammer, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:53, archived)
# actually turns out he was
the M to the left of him in the pic gets killed early on in Casino Royale, and Niven's Bond gets promoted to M for the rest of the film.

Only learnt that today when hunting for source pics!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:04, archived)
# aaahhh...
(likeajackhammer, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:20, archived)
# then he orders everyone else to change their name to James Bond
to confuse the enemy, and anyone watching the movie.
Which it seems like no-one ever has, me included :-(
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:24, archived)
# I couldn't follow it either.
But there was Cribbins so that's OK.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:44, archived)
# haha
NUDE NIVEN IS NARKED
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:54, archived)
# FAQ be damned!
This is incredible! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Epic
W/Y/H
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:59, archived)
# THREEEEE NIPPLED LEEEEE!
This shall be sung drunkenly as soon as the opportunity arises.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:59, archived)
# pours a glass to get started
shaken, of course
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Lovely!
Was it View to a Kill?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:02, archived)
# WHY!!!!
Why, did I slow right down when I was reading "F-i-v-e.... G-o-l-d.... R-i-n-g-s...."?


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:04, archived)
# *clicks frantically*
That naked woman on the Luger... what's THAT? TOO LATE.
In other news, this deserves the toppermost of WOOs :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:06, archived)
# she's very... curvaceous!
and she comes in green and blue:
screenmusings.org/TheSpyWhoLovedMe/pages/007tSWLM_0103.htm
screenmusings.org/TheSpyWhoLovedMe/pages/007tSWLM_0095.htm

(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Gosh, that's... that's...
just excuse me a moment...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Wonderful
But... A bit of optimisation wouldn't go amiss.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:06, archived)
# *applauds*
Gotta say have really enjoyed the compo this week, well done all :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:11, archived)
# very shplendid
very shplendid indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:38, archived)
# hahahaha awesome!
Did you think of the "five golden guns" bit then work out the rest from there?
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:39, archived)
# oddly enough
10 Lords a-leaping / 10 Jaws a-leaping came first, but probably only because I was reading the rhyme from 12 down and Moonraker was on TV recently. 5 Golden Guns was definitely on the first read-through :-)
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:59, archived)
# elongtastic
(Zoidaroid, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:15, archived)
# woola hoola!
a work of genius
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:12, archived)
[challenge entry] I Must Be Dreaming...


Late night offerings of Pea
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:44, archived)
# hahah nice
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:47, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:47, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha - Fantastic!

* I may be running out of clicks today!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Ahahahahahaha
*clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Cheers, all.
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:43, archived)
# Aww :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:44, archived)
# oh no...
everyone is going to go fucking mental!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:47, archived)
# de ja vu
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:50, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:54, archived)
# New North Korean leader sworn in
Shortly after this picture was taken, he ate everyone else in the photo.

(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:22, archived)
# isn't that also him far left?!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:35, archived)
# He's omnipresent
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Being Kim-Jong-Un
(likeajackhammer, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:37, archived)
# We are both 1337.
Also, pass the mop.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:38, archived)
# I thought it was a being Kim Jong Un Malkovich crossover.
/casualracism
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:37, archived)
# "I tried to think of something that could never ever possibly destroy us..."
Er, actually...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:38, archived)
# some of those chaps do have particularly tasty-looking buns on their heads
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Keep your hands away from his mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:44, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Gee. Nee. Us
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:48, archived)
# i hope the new one gets a new stylist
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:24, archived)
# :O)
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Bienvenue!
Where have you been?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Ooo just seen this!
Top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:40, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:28, archived)
# Arf! :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:34, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:43, archived)
#
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:40, archived)

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