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# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
First vote of the year, let's have a good clean fight, and make sure "BOOKS" wins, eh?

- Books: We love books. Tell us about your favourite books and authors. Better still - having dined out for years on the time I threw Dan Brown out of a train window - tell us who to avoid.

- Games: Whether it be Snap, Scrabble, Hide-and-seek, online gambling, WoW, PS2/3/4/5/twelvelty, trolling mumsnet or chasing an old hoop down a dusty road and listening to the lamentation of the women, what is the
best game to play?

- Survived: I once threw a house party and someone swapped my gerbils water with vodka which, of course, I didn't change for 2 weeks...but he lived. Who or what in your life has survived against all odds?

- Boats and Water: Ferries, rafts, motorboats (not sexy slang), rubber dinghys, sailing yachts. Swimming lessons, buckets balanced over doors and getting your head trapped in the carwash. Tell us all.




(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:15, archived)
# There's no point in reading books - if they're any good they get made into films.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:15, archived)
# Nah, good books get made into bad films
Go read a book :)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:18, archived)
# *narrows eyes*
Look the last person who actually said those very words to me (and meant them) I haven't spoken to since... So you'd best be making the funny here mister.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:21, archived)
# feels like a quote to me...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:31, archived)
# Looks like we got ourselves a reader
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:45, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:34, archived)
# ^ This & Ning Vag, how are your doings?


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:27, archived)
# Nings, Wobbles. My doings are firm, and conker-coloured - you?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:29, archived)
# Firm, but not conker-coloured
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:18, archived)
# Have you seen a doctor about that?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:21, archived)
# ^ Racist
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Explain the Twilight series.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:31, archived)
# There's this girl, right
and she fancies this boy, yeah?
But he's a bit wierd and pasty. He's a zombie or something
And there's this other boy who fancies the girl, and he's a... a mummy

And the girl has to decide whether she wants to 'lose it' to the zombie or the mummy.

Something like that. God knows how they got so many books out of it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:35, archived)
# I hear the lastest film deals with abortion.
Uhh...

Yyyyyeah. They're going with this.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:16, archived)
# I don't read books at all any more, but rarely watch films either.
But I am glad I have read good books in the past, a good book is better than a good film any day.
In over a hundred years of film, no one has ever come remotely close to capturing a tenth of the passion discribed in the book wuthering hieghts.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Welcome to modern stupidity.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Is this some kind of psychological trap?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:17, archived)
# yes
how did you fare
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:20, archived)
# I think I need to chew my hypothalamus off to escape
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:21, archived)
# my goodness! thats nearly as difficult as scratching your nose with your elbow
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:24, archived)
[challenge entry] naked twister
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:19, archived)
# BOATLOL!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:19, archived)
# Gameygames
gamesgamesgames :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:20, archived)
# Which one will get more stories about penises?
They are the best stories
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:21, archived)
# No, stories about poo
No contest
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:23, archived)
# indeed.
QOTW should be renamed to 'i beat up the bad guy, had sex with the pretty girl and then had a shit'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:25, archived)
# Poo you say?
Evil poo nemesis
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:26, archived)
# That made me feel a bit bokey
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:28, archived)
# You want to try finding the fucking cup in the first place
Wasn't exactly happy-tiem :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:29, archived)
# If I was in HR, I would have had a DNA workup done on it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:31, archived)
# *HR staring at blurry camera images outside toilet*
"There.....enhance"
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:35, archived)
# I don't give a fuck about boats
Books. BOOKS. Let's at least get some suggestions of stuff to read.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Is this Russian Democracy at work?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Is it me or does 'er Majesty look like she's had a bit of work done?

(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:05, archived)
# Are those Hendricks' boobs?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:06, archived)
# haha
You know a good set of norks when you seen them.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:06, archived)
# :)
Wonders off to 'research' Hendrick (again)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:22, archived)
# oh boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:07, archived)
# Such identification skill is
a little bit frightening.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:17, archived)
# Aint no missing those monsters!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:19, archived)
# Between you and thor, b3ta's like a tineye for boobs today
b3ta.com/board/10650483
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:20, archived)
# *winks*
just doing my job, guv'ner.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:28, archived)
# They look like Poly Implant Prosthese's to me
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:19, archived)
# Shrink-wrapped Mitchell brothers.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:20, archived)
# Fanks Ma
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:22, archived)
# I'd reign on 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:07, archived)
# I wonder whether Phillip has ever given her a royal Pearl Necklace?
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:12, archived)
# Shurely that's a 'jubbly' stamp?
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:12, archived)
# I see what you did there.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:13, archived)
# I would lick that.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:58, archived)
# I sense some form of pent-up anger here...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:02, archived)
# I don't get paid for sorting this shit!!
I don't - I really don't!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:08, archived)
# Work on a coding desk, by any chance?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 23:34, archived)
[challenge entry] The Family
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:54, archived)
# Haha yes, this is a likely turn of events
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:55, archived)
# comprendre?
Was that the little known mexican royal?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:58, archived)
# to understand?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:02, archived)
# i dunno - it sounds like some mexican fellow
kind of....
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:06, archived)
# only if that mexican fellow was speaking french
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:09, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
-r
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:59, archived)
# Bloody marvellous
click
(I helped save b3ta! Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:02, archived)
# "With love, Phillip and Elizabeth
"CAPICHE?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:05, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:05, archived)
# hahaha!
you don't want to wake up with Camilla's head in your bed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:09, archived)
# No.
No I wouldn't like that at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:15, archived)
# i don't like kates profile view
she looks like the nonce child catcher from chitty chitty bang bang.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:19, archived)
# She's done this so often
she has piles of those letters on the kitchen table, all standardised like. Made specially. No pissing about with newspapers and scissors for HRH, bitches.
(I helped save b3ta! Karpati Footnote Never knowingly interesting, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:20, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:21, archived)
# ^ pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:43, archived)
# Or indeed that one they just found in the garden
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:32, archived)
# This needs
to win.
(I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:12, archived)
# Hahaha
(herman:D, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:29, archived)
# haha love it
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:59, archived)
# They're gunna ave tuh urt samboddy
nice one geeeza!
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:09, archived)
# Someone has been watching too much SNL
www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/visiting-the-queen/1261515
(I helped save b3ta! BamaSS, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:13, archived)
# Excellent!
Surely so true as well.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:43, archived)
#
goatse hands
(Jazz Bloke Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:00, archived)
# Haha!
Fantastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 22:04, archived)
# INSPIRED!
hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 0:20, archived)
# Obvious inside knowledge of "The Firm"
Massive clicks.
(McChinaman banned, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 5:25, archived)
# that is a thing of beauty
.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(RamRaider The Monster demands a Mate!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:29, archived)
# I don't miss dial-up
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:31, archived)
# All that plain black space is very memory-intensive
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:33, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:48, archived)
#
noted
(RamRaider The Monster demands a Mate!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:10, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:17, archived)
# Is this the new olympic flag?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:34, archived)
# Am it tiem for a good old-fashioned filesize board nazi rampage?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:35, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:36, archived)
# Hahaha :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:38, archived)
# fucking hell stamps are enormous these days
hey look, same hummus for 47k: www.b3tards.com/u/037e58b9e054b3c8dd7b/diamondjubilee_olympics_stamp.jpg
feel free to swap it and keep the board moving nicely for those on capped phone connections and general board speediness
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:35, archived)
# thanks for that
forgot to optimise it. apologies to all b3tans for slowing things down
(RamRaider The Monster demands a Mate!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:23, archived)
# that loaded slower than a thalidomide sniper
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:41, archived)
# pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:42, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:48, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:19, archived)
# thats a poster, not a stamp
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:42, archived)
# A Postage Stamp?
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:43, archived)
# Also - am I alone in thinking that the actual header image for this compo is rather good. Can whoever came up with it stick it in a thread please so that I can grace it with a click?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:48, archived)
# I miss 'half-a-Meg'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:00, archived)
[challenge entry] 4 eva in R hartz
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:15, archived)
# Christ, she looks like Paxman in drag


/wanks furiously
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:20, archived)
# Hey, you're right... and did you EVER see Paxman interview Diana? I think not.
THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE, PEOPLE.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:24, archived)
# *looks for tin foil*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:30, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Once seen, cannot be unseen.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Mind if I put a re-hash here?
9/11 Gervais commemorative stamp.

(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:21, archived)
# Oh, if only.
NOT a Gervais fan.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:25, archived)
# I'm not a big fan,
But I do like his pet Manc Pilkinton, He has such a great simple logic to him.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:30, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll slip this one in here :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:31, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:31, archived)
# Ouch
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:31, archived)
# pffh :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:58, archived)
# ooofffff!
guilty lols
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:32, archived)
# Ooof!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:33, archived)
# that's what she said
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:41, archived)
# Oooof!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 22:29, archived)
# "so don't liek tunnils"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 0:51, archived)
[challenge entry] 606 more years
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha! Nicely. Have a pun.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:14, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:25, archived)
# natural born gnops
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:01, archived)
# Approved.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:39, archived)
# But it will probably cost that by the end of this year!
Nicely :P
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:17, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
*click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:18, archived)
# She will outlive us all
edit: Do they still have the speaking clock in the UK and is it still sponsored by Accurist?
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:20, archived)
# Pffft
I know what that means...but I don't know what that means?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:22, archived)
# XD Thanks!! XD
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:23, archived)
# Yes, and apparently not.
But it is online: www.speaking-clock.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:24, archived)
# dunno
I'm just showing my age
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:24, archived)
# Time to get ugly!
/also showing age blog
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:32, archived)
# Here's my age *shows*
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:35, archived)
# I thought it'd be wrinkly-er.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:36, archived)
# It is when it's flaccid.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:38, archived)
# *counts the rings*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:38, archived)
# hahahhahaha
this gets a click
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick & shit


A frosty reception

(I helped save b3ta! Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:56, archived)
# An amusing pun,
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:57, archived)
# Saw that film over the weekend (first BluRay on Xmas PS3)
And I thoroughly enjoyed it.
And her.
And them.

I'd like a letter with that on it... it'd make a tax demand seem less unpleasant. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:03, archived)
# What is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:04, archived)
# ^
It was on the cover of cinefex a while back and i wondered what it was.
Some superhero shite, no dbout?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:08, archived)
# X-men - First* Class
That is (I hope) the lovely Emma Frost, played by January Jones.

As it was set in the 60s, all of the women were in proper miniskirts the whole time, which was definitely aiming for the "lad" factor. :-)


* - good job I proof-read - the absence of the letter "r" first time round made that into a whole different film. In fact, I wouldn't be shocked if the pron industry hasn't already made "XXX-Men - Fist Class". If not, I claim dibs on the title.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:08, archived)
# Miniskirts, you say
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:09, archived)
# Oh, yuss, mate.
As far as the eye can see.

And that was quite far. 8-)
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:11, archived)
# Labias are awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:12, archived)
# Finest of all the East European cars
But, anyway, back to the clunge.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:14, archived)
# it has certianly expanded into the porn 'parody' series of late
judging by the brief reports i see on bleedingcool.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:14, archived)
# Weirdly I thought she looked awful
way too scrawny in the white underwear scene to the point of making the outfit look stupid.
Some lovely stylings in the film, but brought down badly by a crap ending and awful Marvel dialogue
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:14, archived)
# I saw it on a flight recently
My sound wasn't working though so I just saw it.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:16, archived)
# I know what you mean about the dialogue
But that's part of what I enjoy about some of those films. I even quite enjoyed X3, which was pretty execrable in the wordage department. :-)

Must admit, I too did prefer JJ* when she had the proper costume on, and that's not down to cosplay fetishism I should add. ;-)

* - as in January Jones... the image of Jolly Jack in that white one-piece could even make Moggy falter.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:20, archived)
# mmm January Jones
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:32, archived)
# Happy Birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:59, archived)
[challenge entry] haha nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:07, archived)
# Nice!
Oh, it's you.

It's shit. Fuck you Archie. :)

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:09, archived)
# Inspired!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:10, archived)
# Is this the real life?
Is this just philately?
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:12, archived)
# Oof.
(Astatine, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:14, archived)
# caught in a mail strike
No escape from reality
(gijoel, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 11:55, archived)
# I'd love to send a letter with one of these on it.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:12, archived)
# I need a vending machine
Please I just want it bad
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 17:14, archived)
# Arf!
*Unlurk*
*Click*
*Relurk*
(I helped save b3ta! dustgecko my eyes. my eyes... are pies. and yours are lies, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 0:57, archived)
# Nice!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 12:53, archived)
[challenge entry] I'd buy them.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:53, archived)
# I am quietly pleased with this,
although I do recognise that, with the passing of the years, most of you young folk won't get this.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:55, archived)
# It's good
TBH I thought HappyToast's post down there was a sheet of blotters
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:09, archived)
# I see that too now
that you mention it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:10, archived)
# Nothing would ever get sent!
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:56, archived)
# As this loaded slowly I thought it was going to be goatse
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:57, archived)
#
thought hoped
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:58, archived)
# aciiiiiiiiid !!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:58, archived)
# I like how the bottom-second-left Queen's head
is firmly troughing away at the tab.

"One is sorted for E's and whizz, Philip"
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:06, archived)
# haha!
Got any Sonics!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:13, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:44, archived)
# Something something royals something
fear not! I fixed it:

(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:45, archived)
# ^ This
"The Jubilee Stamp! - well I didn't vote for it!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:52, archived)
# Sublime!
Now do it again, but less gay.

Also with a spoon.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:56, archived)
# I had to google the price of a first class stamp
I might still be wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:58, archived)
# I have a PA.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:59, archived)
# Who are you planning to address?
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:00, archived)
# Tobias.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:10, archived)
# I wouldn't bother
He'll only chuck fruit again
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:13, archived)
# Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:14, archived)
# I quite fancy the queen there.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:54, archived)
[challenge entry] think i got the wrong queen


Click for bigger (11 kb)
(grotpig, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:37, archived)
# You're both bottoms?
How awkward
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:41, archived)
# What happens when bottoms go on top?
Actually, don't answer. I'll just stick to terms I understand, like sponge and stone.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:56, archived)
# I mean to have you
even if it must be burglary.
(I helped save b3ta! Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:59, archived)
# Monty,
you are a terrible cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:15, archived)
# When a bottom goes on top of a bottom?
Disappointment?
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:26, archived)
# impressive
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:28, archived)
# very wow
i want one
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:29, archived)
# weirdly you can only order them from David Icke Enterprises it seems
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:30, archived)
# good old Dave
he knows what the public want
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:32, archived)
# Looked like one of those roach postcards on first glance
The Czech version of Smarties are called Lentilky - and they taste better.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:41, archived)
# hahah
Looks like "Liz" is eating a hotdog sideways :D
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:42, archived)
# WOO!!!!
...and *Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:44, archived)
# fan-fucking-tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:25, archived)
# The mystery of a comment disappearing
I like this, and I have clicked below this superb image to indicate that I do.
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:53, archived)
# wowsers
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:31, archived)
# Hahaha, excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 22:31, archived)
# Ahahaha, this to win.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:15, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 12:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(SonofRojBlake, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:21, archived)
# more bees please
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:58, archived)
#
That scared *something* out of me, but I can't remember what...
(SonofRojBlake, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:58, archived)
# The Wasp of Christ?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:08, archived)
# hat bug sword
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:26, archived)
#
Sword? Those are nunchucks.

Rabbiwaspmartialartist, obviously.
(SonofRojBlake, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:32, archived)
# Ah nuns, I get it =)
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:34, archived)
#
www.dweebist.com/2010/11/nunchucks/
(SonofRojBlake, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:37, archived)
# Haha nice
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:54, archived)
# Jewbee Nunchucks?
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:04, archived)
#

Jew.

Bee.

Lee.
(SonofRojBlake, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:56, archived)
# administers a severe slapping
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:29, archived)
# thanx
for the office rofl. spilled my tea to which I yelled "hot piss" to.
(I helped save b3ta! AddToBasket loves his shiny new MacBookPro, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:09, archived)
#
Welcome. Slightly baffled why (and a bit miffed that) I haven't been deluged with spangs.
(SonofRojBlake, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:32, archived)
[challenge entry] i'm off home!
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:21, archived)
# don't forget to take your rapid fire spunk willy with you
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:41, archived)
[challenge entry] I shall add my one here, as we have used a similar background
as we have used a similar background
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:41, archived)
# Fuck you!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:09, archived)
# it's the future!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:14, archived)
# *orders 17,852*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:15, archived)
# They come as a 4-pack.
Do you really want 17,852 or would you prefer 4,463 sets?

That said, maybe you would like 3,571 of the deluxe units, featuring a ref as well? Of course then you'd actually have 17,855 figures.

*confuses*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:17, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:12, archived)
# this depends on your pronunciation
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:09, archived)
# Yes, yes and SHUDDERING YESFUCK
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:10, archived)
# SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:10, archived)
# Very much spang
And I like the high spang content.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:11, archived)
# haha
not sure why but i like this
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:22, archived)
# you are probably impressed with my
superior animating skills ;)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:28, archived)
#
They are 100% better than mine.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:37, archived)
# you are probably right
a straw poll suggests that 2 out of 3 kittens think my skills are the best on the board
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:43, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:26, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:26, archived)
[challenge entry] shit just got serious


Click for bigger (140 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:05, archived)
# That cat looks odd....
But I can't quite work out why....
(SalmonFilter, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:29, archived)
#
he knows what you do and he is not pleased.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:35, archived)
# I thought that too.
I reckon it's wandered out from "uncanny valley" territory.

The eyes are oddly shaped for a cat and in fact look slightly gnopsed. This, and the general facial proportions, mean the facial markers seem more human than feline, so there is a really "human" look to it.

A fluffeh (and disapproving) human, but human nevertheless.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:01, archived)
# Sheesh, I didn't spend time analyzing it that much...
Get out more... ;-D
(SalmonFilter, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:27, archived)
#
he's even more unimpressed with all of this now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Ha!
I was intrigued... and it beats doing "proper" work. That's why I'm replying to this several hours after posting it. :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Clank for application
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:49, archived)
# Fake!!
No reign...;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:55, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Cushty!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:40, archived)
# Cushty....
Have a tax free *click* for cash.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:44, archived)
# I'm liking this sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:49, archived)
# Happy New Year Bilbo!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:54, archived)
# I can see this happening
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:10, archived)
# oooh penny jubblies....i loved them during the war
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:45, archived)
# hahaha!
click
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:18, archived)
[challenge entry] obey
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:36, archived)
[challenge entry] ^ ^ ^ I like, I would buy that.
I would buy that.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:38, archived)
# this is very attractive
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:23, archived)
# A fine start to the morning!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:26, archived)
# =)
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:26, archived)
# KILL THAT FUCKER GOOD
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:31, archived)
# Once.... a long time ago, I stumbled across a rather odd website
that featured photoshops of ladies and tiny lilliput men.

When he stepped out of the telly, for a moment I thought this was going to go the same way...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:33, archived)
# awww
i think we need more websites like that
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:38, archived)
# ^ this
Most woosome!
Anyone else missing part of their roof this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:36, archived)
# Haven't done the rounds yet but all seems structurally sound here at Chutney Towers
did you wake up looking at the stars?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:38, archived)
# No, It was just a chunk of flashing and felt I think....
Not going up on a ladder to check it out though.......
I may just "accidentally" allow the flashing to smash my living room window and telly.... Been a while since I contacted my insurance :-D
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:06, archived)
# nope,
all clear here at Thor towers, mind you you'd expect my house to be able to withstand a good storm.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:45, archived)
# My roof is leaking a bit
Can't see any external damage, which is more worrying....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:49, archived)
# internal hemorrhaging
sounds bad, you should get the roof paramedics to have a look.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:03, archived)
# Wasp Box Towers floats high above trifling matters like weather
but my walk through the magical woods this morning was impaired by a fallen tree.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:02, archived)
# Compo it?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:55, archived)
# haha
you're smarter than me, never thought of that. thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:07, archived)
# Also....
Compo it for the stamp!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:06, archived)
# yes kill the orthodox jew minstrels!!!!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:11, archived)
# Woooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 22:32, archived)
# Excellent as always :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 12:52, archived)

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