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# Bob Holiness

Rest easy sir :(
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Aw
that's lovely

*wipes away tear*
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Awww is he deaded?
*has a sad*
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:35, archived)
# he kind of morphed into tony hart
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:36, archived)
# me too
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:13, archived)
# My news on b3ta again.....
Put it on a perferated background and compo it...
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:41, archived)
# UPper case!
=]
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:43, archived)
# I just wanted to say 'good luck.'
Oh, wait

;)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:56, archived)
# ^ Is Tony Heart dead as well?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:42, archived)
# your first newsletter of 2012
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:24, archived)
#
yay
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:25, archived)
# Thanks Bob
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:25, archived)
# Can I have
PCP please?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:50, archived)
# 1st

EDIT: Fucksocks - bloody slow internet connection!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:26, archived)
# 2nd
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:26, archived)
# Knobshits who go 'FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!' on internet comments annoy the fuck out of me
I hope youre being jokey here
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:28, archived)
# 'FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!'
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:40, archived)
# it wouldn't be so bad if they put forward a valid comment after their posts
this has put me off many a message baord in my time.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:44, archived)
# 'FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!'
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:45, archived)
# I love it when a 'like' page on facebook posts something,
then you get about 3 or 4 people saying 'first', even though there are about 5 comments above them. Probably comments saying 'awesome!!!!!' or some other vacant rubbish.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:46, archived)
# 'FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!'
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:47, archived)
# first of being third
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:31, archived)
# 'FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!'
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:44, archived)
# 'FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!'
You and me Wobbly, one of us will always be there in front and the other behind in second! both of us being knodshites without out any validity to out comments ;-)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:46, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:05, archived)
# In before Cenaris
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:32, archived)
# Yay
cheers Rob
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:26, archived)
# alright, Dave?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:26, archived)
# holy shit, my suggestion got on the newsletter!
*weeps tears of joy*
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:00, archived)
# And many congratumalations to you too.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Nice
you have a broken link though

goo.gl/s8AnL for the So Solid Crew band member list.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:07, archived)
# HAPPY NEW
SLETTER!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:05, archived)
# Vicky line art (Vicky(c)JollyJack)


Click for bigger (114 kb)

I have not time. If you have many time, You can color it. :)
(Of course I'll color.)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:16, archived)
# A national treasure has died
show a little respect and make a blockbuster joke
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:17, archived)
# everything is fine
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:22, archived)
# XD
Who is he? :D
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:23, archived)
# A gameshow host
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:29, archived)
# roger moore
he played james bond from 1973 to 1975

r.i.p.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:29, archived)
# D-:
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:30, archived)
# I like Roger Moore :D
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:37, archived)
# Pffft.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:36, archived)
# Hahaha....
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:46, archived)
# ha ha
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:25, archived)
# Why would she need a sword?
Se could probably distract you with her cute and then kick you multiple times in the balls.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:18, archived)
# I wanted draw her sword XD
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:20, archived)
# If you got ManyTime, I got ManyLooks
lets make lots money
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:18, archived)
# The Petshop Sans?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:21, archived)
# Ah Velly good
Have a Jerry Baby
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:25, archived)
# ROCKING THE CAPE
where does she put the sword when she's finished with it?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:20, archived)
# I have no idea. Please think someone...
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:23, archived)
# ah, ok
It's a magic sword and she yells SWORD when she wants it to appear but she has to yell it really loudly and the sword's all like WHAT and I'M BUSY and she has to try and reason with it while dodging magic missiles or whatever and the laugh track plays and finally it appears and slays a monster and she yells GTFO and the laugh track plays and the sword kind of saunters away.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:32, archived)
# Good idea :3
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:38, archived)
# Thats verreh nice
What's her 'thing' then? Is she a female version of a crocodile priest who is also undead?
Or is it a JJ character?

Nicely done anyhoo
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:20, archived)
# It's a JJ character from a series he started a while back.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:22, archived)
# Thanks for your explain :D
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Is she a China Airlines stewardess
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:21, archived)
# BATTLE OF THE PLANETS FTW
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:23, archived)
# murderer!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:25, archived)
# hahahah
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:26, archived)
# hahahaha
4 EVA IN ARE H PLZ BOBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha, Christ.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:30, archived)
# Nice sketch....
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Thanks!! XD
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Sure why not....


oh wait ....nevermind!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Ohh his old work!! XD
I never seen!! thanks!!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:39, archived)
# blob holness
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:09, archived)
# oops this was supposed to be a reply. :(
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:09, archived)
# this is also supposed to be a reply
and this
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:12, archived)
# this is a half-hearted acknowledgement
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:21, archived)
# a wild holness appears
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:23, archived)
# Perfect ;-)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Why does this look like John McCririck
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:54, archived)
# subject line needed for the newsletter
maybe something blockbusters that isn't "I'll have a R.I.P please Bob" as that's already all over twitter. Or anything really. As long as it's your joke. Not nicked.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Bob Holness!!!
...Once again I find out my necro-news from B3ta
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Likewise!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:53, archived)
# I await the day that I log on and it's just 300+ pages of bad Thatcher photoshops
with a new post every 0.4 seconds and no replies.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:01, archived)
# *clicks*
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:38, archived)
# ^ This
I'll have one from the top and six feet under
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:54, archived)
# yep !
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Did he host Countdown too?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:09, archived)
# Does it matter now?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:28, archived)
# STUDENTS UNITE IN GRIEF?
NUS declares week of mourning?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:48, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:03, archived)
# Did you meet any students since the 1980s?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:28, archived)
# DAMMIT!


JUST got that finished and raced over in the hopes that nobody would have got in first.

EDIT Wow. Insta-FP. Thanks. A meagre tribute to an utter legend.

Not just Blockbusters
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:49, archived)
# and so it begins..
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)
# Let the record show, for what it's worth, that I got in first with the hundreds of these that will beset the board over the next day or so.
(and I do appreciate that under the circumstances it ain't worth squit, btw).
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:52, archived)
# your place in history is assured
*attaches plaque*
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:59, archived)
# *treasures*
EDIT I wonder how long now before my shoddy cloning work is all over the internet...
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:06, archived)
#
Ashton Kutcher just tweeted it!!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:48, archived)
# I suspect that to be a lie of sorts.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:52, archived)
#
Shut the fuck up, dick.
(, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 21:00, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Gosh darn it
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:19, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 18:58, archived)
# sad news
I remember thinking how cruel the design of the Blockbusters quiz book covers were, and how the designer got away with the four letters running down the right side of Bob's hexagon:
ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/510Z7WAHRFL._SL500_AA300_.jpg
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Hmmm
Is it bad that I seem to be getting my news from b3ta?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:35, archived)
# 'tis a fairly common condition.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:36, archived)
# Who?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Another small part of my youth dies :(
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:37, archived)
# I was on Blockbusters......ages ago
2 things about Holness:

1. he refused to sit with the contestants in the canteen, whereas Rory McGrath sat and Lee Hurst sat with us for ages.

2. he did nothing but stare at the girls contestant's boobs.

That is all.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:43, archived)
# I wonder where my Blockbusters book is?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:44, archived)
# Boiling all the nutrients out of piss since 2001
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)
# SAX BREAK FROM BAKER STREET TO BE PLAYED AT HOLNESS FUNERAL
says man.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)
# Holy crap!
b3ta delivers me my news once again. RIP Bob, may you play the bakerstreet saxaphone solo in heaven.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)
# I'd never ever heard of that unfounded internet rumour
I should log onto Popbitch more..
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:53, archived)
# Deadpool 2012 gets off to a 17 point flying start.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:52, archived)
# 007 CROAKS AFTER STROKE, RAFFERTY BRASS SECTION DEVASTED.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:55, archived)
# i'll have a gnops please bob

thanks
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:55, archived)
# Bob Holness dead, but Jedward still get to live, petition pending
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:57, archived)
# they actually have their own tv show over here
go us
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:58, archived)
# "Why do we have to have this newsletter right now?" - Cameron.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:57, archived)
# The Man With The Golden Run
(...gets coat)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:58, archived)
# Blockbuster Edition? or is that too simple
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:59, archived)
# BOB HOLNESS IS GAY
i mean dead
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:59, archived)
# b3ta news strikes again, poor bob :(
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:59, archived)
# Blacks Goes Under; Diane Abbott Unavailable for Comment.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:02, archived)
# pffffttttttttttttttttt!!!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:04, archived)
# BREATHING A HUGE SIGH OF RELIEF AT THE OUTCOME OF THE OBSCENITY TRIAL
Not Holness I know - sorry.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:04, archived)
# DIVIDING AND CONQUERING THE INTERNET LIKE A RACIST MP
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:06, archived)
# How subtle.
We've got twelve inches but we don't use it to divide and rule.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:10, archived)
# Xmas takes it's toll on national treasures, first Pat and now Bob
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:07, archived)
# Pat?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:19, archived)
# irony is; natasha giggs entering big bro
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:08, archived)
# DIANE ABBOTT SPECIALIST KNIFE SET: DIVIDES THEM CONKERS
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:08, archived)
# At least his nurses don't have to wipe his Gold Runs anymore :(
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:10, archived)
# Blockbuster dvd sales rocket doubling the number sold this year to two
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:11, archived)
# I plan to stand outside buckingham palace
holding a commerative Blockbusters plate and openly weeping
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:17, archived)
# Fucking LOL!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:36, archived)
# His turn on the Hotspot...
To be fair he had Gold Run Good Run.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:12, archived)
# Instructions on how to play "divide and rule" enclosed
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Twitter beats b3tanews Shocker!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:17, archived)
# Hawking at 70......Peeeeeoooooowwww....
Serves him right for getting Ferrari to repair his chair
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Partially deaf Parishioners plan midnight mass for the passing of his Holn-i-ness
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:27, archived)
# Arrgh
I don't do Twitter or facebook or stuff like that. So after seeing the news on the BBC website came straight here believing I was sooo clever thinking of "I'll have an R.I.P please Bob" all on my own. I guess I should have known really.

Glad he died "P"sfully and may he rest in "P"s.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:38, archived)
# I'll have an NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN please bob.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:35, archived)
# It is a wee shame this got to the bottom of the board without comment
You win a stealth badge.


you can't see it... it is a stealth badge
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:19, archived)
# Yeah blud
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:20, archived)
# Good point
Well made.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:22, archived)
# Rock it up like a rude boy, why doesn't one.
Boss beats drop, isn't it? Hmm?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:23, archived)
# an' ting!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:24, archived)
# All love, all peace, all Windsor Castle.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:30, archived)
# da's right da's right
definitely!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:24, archived)
# you're missing a comma after 'queen'
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:30, archived)
# sorry for spoiling your day
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:32, archived)
# Fake!
No food,
no gun,
no exit.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:05, archived)
# No.
You ain't down wit da yute - it's a contraction of "I'm still queen 'n' shit, innit"
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Yes, I know
I may be middle-aged and from the colonies, but I'm not that thick. Now, put a donk on it!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Innit, da queen an da mandem be reppin Buckingham palace an' ting.
(where the fuck did that come from?)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:51, archived)
# no he isn't
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:41, archived)
# Ace!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:41, archived)
# how lovely
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:59, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:30, archived)
# Ahahahahahaha!
I heard that in her voice too!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:33, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:48, archived)
# win :)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Yay.. :-)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:02, archived)
# I really enjoy this concept
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:59, archived)
# haha
me too
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:00, archived)
# very cute
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:01, archived)
# yes, it's a sitcom about a gay male couple in the future. they have a robot daughter
hilarity ensues
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:03, archived)
# does she know she's a robot daughter
or is that part of the hilarity?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:07, archived)
# she thinks she's human.
Always accuses both dads of assuming she's a lesbian

EDIT: wrong character :P

EDIT EDIT: I think all self-aware fembots have a chip on their shoulder (geddit, 'chip'? LOL)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:08, archived)
# jim, stop this crazy thing
humina humina
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Hurr hurr, you said it, Fred.
Wait... wrong cartoon.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:11, archived)
# *stops car with bare feet*
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:17, archived)
# It's a living!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:23, archived)
# just dont do 'The Flintsones' as 'The Honeymooners'
that would be like cheating
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:26, archived)
# pfft
starring Jackie Gleastone
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:33, archived)
# you cant, it was cause a rift in the space/time continu-u-u-um
As you may know, 'The Flinstones' was based on 'The Honeymooners'

Just like 'Speed Racer' was modeled after Elvis Presley's character in 'Viva Las Vegas'
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:38, archived)
# I'd heard that, yeah
The Honeymooners seems to have been the template for pretty much all "big fat stupid guy inexplicably married to good woman" sitcoms.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Needs more unicorns
:O)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:02, archived)
# oh yes!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:06, archived)
# I sense the genesis of a board event...
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:06, archived)
# i think it would be cool
Thank you Mark P0rter!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:07, archived)
# This definitely needs to take off.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:15, archived)
# 1 more before work
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:27, archived)
# Wooo - i love dan decarlo's pinup stuff
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:47, archived)
# The moustache and eyeliner really make this work
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:07, archived)
[challenge entry] something to reflect the warm welcome we give to other cultures
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:57, archived)
# Is that Peter "Vy am I drippingz viz goo?!" MacNicol?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:03, archived)
# no, heathen...it's Cliff!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:04, archived)
# I thought it was Cliff Richard


EDIT: YAY!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:04, archived)
# Ha!
You would have thought that I, of all people, would have known that.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:06, archived)
# why, are you his lovechild?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:08, archived)
# My mum wishes.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:09, archived)
# bible-thumper-thumper :D
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:10, archived)
# who can blame her
I think all of us here would like a go at popping his cherry
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:11, archived)
# *Fun Cliff Fact*
Back in his teens/early 20s Cliff had a girlfriend who got pregnant. She didn't tell him and had an abortion because she didn't want to tie him down and ruin his career.

Trufax!

Just think, we could have had Cliff Richard Jnr crooning the kids of today just like the original Thunderbirds film predicted.

de-ris: youtu.be/Y5zVq0wTNfM
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:16, archived)
# good lord
so he's not a virgin after all? what else is hidden behind this evil bastard's web of lies
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Eh, I think Christians are cunts too
I'm an equal-opportunity misanthropist
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:26, archived)
# First picture in what feels like fucking ages.


Sure, the plot of Tron Legacy is dogshit, but the visuals and soundtrack are awesome.

youtu.be/yRvVyMuWbpM

youtu.be/KLgiXFVP5NE
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:32, archived)
# Nicely done!
And yeah, I found my enjoyment of Tron Legacy increased substantially when I decided to think of it as a two-hour Daft Punk music video rather than a film with a plot.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:37, archived)
# Oh very nice
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:39, archived)
# Hahaha! :D
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:44, archived)
# pfft
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:50, archived)
# Yey

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:58, archived)
# well drawn!
so that's what firefox looks like in the world of programs
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:40, archived)
# Tron yiffery!
I fucking love Tron legacy - story and all.

TRON PIC DUMP!




Click for bigger (48 kb)




(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:43, archived)
# The story isn't TOO bad... it's just a lot more could have been done with it.
Like more personifications of programs; I know Daft Punk are meant to be MP3s... but what was Castor? What kind of program acts like a swishy Ziggy Stardust kinda guy? XD

It IS a good film, yeah, but it's really just a Daft Punk music video.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:47, archived)
# Given the story of the first one (which i STILL dont really like *as a film*)
It did a great job of being a big action-packed adventure film in a wierd world. The whole 'creation turns on creator' and ISO story was surprisingly deep for such a blockbustery adventure film.

But yeah - if it didnt look or sound the way it did, i wouldnt like it half as much. No film has ever blown me away visually and aurally as this.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:51, archived)
# The first one feels very experimental, and by today's standards, looks dated.
But you're right, part of the reason we enjoy these films is because it's an unfamiliar world inside... well... you're looking at one right now. :)
I wonder what the inside of MY computer looks like...

It's a shame I couldn't go see it in 3D, but still, the detail in some of the mechanisms, like the lightcycle, is staggering.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:57, archived)
# I saw it 3 times at the cinema
Once in IMAX 3d on the opening day, once in 3d at a regular cinema, and once in 2d. I actually enjoyed the 2d showing the most!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:58, archived)
# You missed nothing by not seeing it in 3D
Much like most 3D films, you get a bit of depth and that's about it. Nothing came flying out at you.

Filmmakers say they don't want to turn 3D into a gimmick by making things fly out at you but the only reason kids got excited about 3D when I was young was BECAUSE things would fly out at you. Marty McFly wouldn't have ducked in BTTF3 if all it did was give Jaws "depth"

/3D rant
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Mm... admittedly, I think I've only seen one film in 3D... can't remember which one.
And yeah, all it does is give you a little bit of depth, a bit like the 3DS does.

I think there was a film called 'Mars Needs Moms' that came out sometime last year, which was banking on its 3D effect. It became the fifth worst commercial failure in cinema history.

I can see the 3D fad dying out soon, there's no point to it, other than to give you a bit of a headache afterwards.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:06, archived)
# ^THIS^
i've not seen a 3D film that has blown me away and left me thinking that it is the next big thing in cinema.

i was more impressed with the size and sound of IMAX, but you have to get the right seat in an IMAX cinema, in my opinion.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:45, archived)
# IMAX is superior. I plan to go see Dark Knight Rises in that format.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:52, archived)
# inside of your computer?
I bet it's all FILTHY ELECTRONS!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:06, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:47, archived)
#

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:48, archived)
# Whee and woo
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:48, archived)
# so how does it feel, fucking the ages?
also WOO!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:44, archived)
# Not very satisfying. I'd advise against it. XD
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:48, archived)
# That's not what your Granny said!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:48, archived)
# Yikes!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:51, archived)
# nice brushwork on the brush
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:51, archived)
# i thought it was a jet of excrement?
:-D
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:52, archived)
# Tubfox o_o
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:58, archived)
# very nice
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Woo!
and yay for Tron2. Although I would have preferred it if Flynn was less of a hippy
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:04, archived)
# Yeah, Jeff Bridges seemed a bit too 'Dude-ish' in this film.
I was half expecting the End of Line club to only be serving White Russians.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:10, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Nice..
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:04, archived)
# ms word movie theatre proudly presents
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:27, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nice.
:D

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:29, archived)
#

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:46, archived)
# Hahaha
this needs to be a compo!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:52, archived)
# Hmmmm.... I think we'd get bored of it very quickly...
But what do I know?
:D

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:54, archived)
# What, like stamps of pictures of the queen or hats?
We havent had a good compo since mid december.

It has potential - especially with powerful film (goodfellas, the green mile, shawshank, schindlers list etc), but you'd have to obtain a pretty sizable clipart collection somehow
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:56, archived)
# Bond at Christmas was brilliant
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:05, archived)
# This is great, but you're so gonna to get caught.
New thread indeed - what do you think this is - Mike Baldwin's Underworld?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
MORE!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:34, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:36, archived)
# WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH!!!! slow down bub! give someone else a chance to post something
;) WOO!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:36, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:37, archived)
# holy shit, jabberjaw
nice!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:37, archived)
# woop woop woop!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:39, archived)
# I can't even remember what the fuck jabberjaw was all about
was he a land shark, or did all his adventures just happen to take place underwater?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:42, archived)
# i think it was more a land shark
i prefer Muddy Mudskipper from 'Ren & Stimpy'
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:47, archived)
# he's got segmented eyes!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:49, archived)
# underwater
its scooby doo just underwater and with a shark. i think the kids are still the same. they just play in a band though.
edit: jabberwookiejaw
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:47, archived)
# ah, right
of course, "the kids play in a band" was like 90% of all cartoons back in the 70's.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:49, archived)
# Hahaha
Click 'n Woo!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:41, archived)
# i do like this movie posters with clipart idea
Clipart is ACE - im surprised some highbrow contempoary artist hasnt paid tribute to its shittiness yet
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:45, archived)
# I'd love to see this FP'd ;)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:46, archived)
# me too, man
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:32, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Haha
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
I don't know why this is so funny, but it is. Best one of these I've seen.
(, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 15:58, archived)
# first picture this year


hello b3ta - happy new year and all that crap
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:02, archived)
# Simon Cowell and Geri Halliwell look better with glasses.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:04, archived)
# Any significance to the subject matter? Are congratulations in order?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:04, archived)
# haha i wouldnt do a card for myself
so only congratulations to people you dont know so fuck them. in fact i realize im getting old when everyone around me (and thats more than 6 couples) are getting babies and i havent even touched a single boo... oh never mind
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:10, archived)
# splendid use of clip art.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:08, archived)
# clip art my ass
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:15, archived)
# Very well
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:17, archived)
# CAPTAIN!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:20, archived)
# i was just drinking out of that bottle (not the same one)
but why would you just cut out my ass. i feel some homo erotic vibes unless you are a chick which i hope you are but who am i kidding? this is the internet. there are no females.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:23, archived)
# ermm
why does barry have a pic of your arse?

I'd hit it, btw.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:01, archived)
# now this is far better
you should use this sttle for important internal office documents.

;P
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:18, archived)
# Clipartastic!

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:19, archived)
# haha this is genius
next image challange: do movie posters with clip art
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:21, archived)
# ^this^
with knobs on
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:42, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:22, archived)
#
Why is there a worm gazing out of that woman's mouth?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Nice, what background-specific compression algorithm etc
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:11, archived)
# Ghost baby!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:14, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:27, archived)
# :D nice, the wife however is not amused
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:34, archived)
# she a big morse fan then?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:02, archived)
# Needs more minister.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:34, archived)
# Needs more rein
;)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:38, archived)
# Needs more Sir Reginald Hepscott-Thwaites hanging around the old barn hoping for a little rough-and-tumble with one of the stable hands.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:54, archived)
# I like my 'orses warm.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:49, archived)
# Ninj!
Alright Gorgeous?
:D

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:23, archived)
# Moley!!!
Fine sir, how's you? Godd break?

\O/
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:28, archived)
# Brilliant break!
But so hard to start up again after almost a month off...

How was yours?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:48, archived)
# Hectic! But fun...
...I know what you mean,
it's awful!! :(
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:51, archived)
# =]
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:42, archived)
# Godd Morning
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:25, archived)
# New Zealand!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:25, archived)
#
Hahahahaha that was the only news paper image i have found on Google :D
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:27, archived)
# Here
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:28, archived)
#
Thanks mediocre, as the way I see you are a fan of news papers:O)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:32, archived)
# Mediocre invented newspapers
100% of pure FACT.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:34, archived)
#
:O)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:35, archived)
# some say he fashioned the first printing press techniques using brussel sprouts
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:46, archived)
# All we know is...
he's called Mediocre.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:52, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:27, archived)
#
He'll be able to eat egg rather than croissant this morning
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:29, archived)
#
American fat breakfast
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:30, archived)
#
I wonder if aliens eat egg at the morning breakfast
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:34, archived)
#
Talking about breakfast its about time to eat mine its 6:30 am here
See you all later, have fun
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:36, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:38, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:54, archived)
# Egg.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:08, archived)
# Scotch egg.
:D

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:28, archived)
# Hahaha
How rare! :)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Second (and probably last) in my "lol wilfully misinterpreting Jubilee" series.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:23, archived)
# Hehe
I always thought Canada Water was a daft name for a tube station :)
I'm completely stuck on this challenge, I can't think of a single thing :(
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:52, archived)
# I actually think that the pic used on the challenge banner is among the best, but it's not actually entered in the challenge so I can't vote for it.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:54, archived)
# Yeah, it's pretty cool
Whoever made it should stand up and be counted
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:07, archived)
# Coming Spring 2012
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:20, archived)
# You ruined brunch!
Nicely ;)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:21, archived)
# This could be the most middle class comment I have ever seen
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:22, archived)
# Mini pastry, dear?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:31, archived)
# Sorry I'm off to M&S
got to go shopping
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:32, archived)
# M&S...
 
...keeping the riff-raff out of Waitrose.
 
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:56, archived)
# ARGGGG
I just refreshed and that popped up. Your pic is 100% effective.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:22, archived)
# What ^she said -- EEPS!!
I am going to attempt to fluff this a bit with a Mofaha-inspired thiny

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:23, archived)
# whack a 1st in the corner and comp it
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:25, archived)
# ha!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:27, archived)
# *submits qotw for compo*
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:33, archived)
# Got the box set of that for Chrimbo.
Rather good.

Also - woo.

Also also - ewww.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:22, archived)
# That bloody eye is really nasty.
Top work!
:D

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:26, archived)
# Thats a Robin Williams joke...
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:28, archived)
# Mis-heard song lyrics
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:18, archived)
# Cuddling a bum in a puddle of dog's wee
is my favourite song!


(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:20, archived)
# Each to their own ;)
This is a public forum :)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:27, archived)
# you sing and I'll hum
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:49, archived)
[challenge entry] 1977 Silver Jubilee redux
during the silver jubilee in 1977, which was at the height of punk,
I used to use a Rotring pen to put a safety pin through the nose
of the queen on the stamps on any letters I sent.

Have a reprise:



6 1/2P eh? them were the days.
.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:17, archived)
# You can be beheaded for that, you know
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:20, archived)
# So I understand
but I am still with head
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:22, archived)
# Punny New Year!



(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:16, archived)
# Oh ff...
*SPANG*
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:19, archived)
# Hee hee!


(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:21, archived)
# Ha ha, and don't forget Venus 'de Milo' Williams

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:21, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaa!
That's SO wrong!


(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:36, archived)
# Aha!
A click for a perfect pun :)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:22, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:05, archived)
# :)
good old radio 4
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Atten.....shun!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:53, archived)
# O hai Prodge!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:54, archived)
# Sorry sweety, you've lost me
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:57, archived)
#
b3tan Prodigy69, who is known amongst other things for photoshops of birds/fluffeh critters with added TEEFS

The style made me think of his work.

There's a compliment in there somewhere!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:01, archived)
# \o/
Thanks



:)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:05, archived)
# everyone knows I'm a tesco value eclectech :)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:48, archived)
# Either all his stuff's disappeared from his profile, or the Fun Police here aren't letting his hosted stuff through...
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:02, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:54, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:00, archived)
# Racist
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:55, archived)
# I can vouch that
some of Starshine's best friends are 100m sprints.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:56, archived)
# I can vouch that
some of my best friends are 100° spirits
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:59, archived)
# hahah
I wrote that then deleted it before posting
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:09, archived)
# With a tongue like that
you know he's the Queen's favourite
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:56, archived)
# Haha
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:00, archived)
# :D

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:25, archived)
# :)
Haha
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:58, archived)
# aww lubbly
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:00, archived)
# yay :)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:47, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:59, archived)
# You found P69's 'magic formula'?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:27, archived)

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