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# Is it bad that this was my first thought on seeing this?
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:46, archived)
# What a cuntish thing to do
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:55, archived)
# Not really
that was exactly my first thought... but as I have no photoshop skills I kept it to myself. You, you fiend, you went TOO FAR!

*I joke... you went just far enough*
(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:34, archived)
#
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:44, archived)
# Do you have a story to go with all these?
I'm assuming this scene comes before all the fucking and fighting.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:49, archived)
# Story: There's Hitler and a nun and a bear.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:02, archived)
# Let me write a little script for you:
Bear (to Hitler): I hear Japanese people like their watermelons square.
Hitler: This makes perfect! sense!
Nun puts her breasts in plant pots, or something else square, I am not good at punchlines.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:15, archived)
# I think I saw that Manga!
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:26, archived)
# Bear: It is impossible to lick your own elbow
Hitler: I know ziz! Why do you think I have a nun with me at all times?! LICKE MEINEN ELBOWGENS!
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:34, archived)
# btw...The nun's name is Maria...and I decided to name the bear 'Bromfield'.
edit:...No!... 'Brownfield'....yeah that's it! Brownfield Bear.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:50, archived)
# Bromfield is a sweet name
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 22:37, archived)
# O.K., I'll call him Bromfield then.
Bromfield Bear! ^__^
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 22:50, archived)
# nice perspective work on the wall and door
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:53, archived)
# + nun thighs
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:56, archived)
# Artist talk gets me so hot.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:30, archived)
# I can see that things are taking a turn for the sexy again!
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:56, archived)
# 0_o
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:06, archived)
# I dunno. Looks like old Adolf's about to get one of those stockinged knees right in the goolies
goolies goolie
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:15, archived)
# As I was saying....
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 22:15, archived)
# ^ Would
* The blue one that is
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:58, archived)
# ^This
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:27, archived)
# Nufink to do with me, sister.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:04, archived)
# "klean up on ile nein"
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:21, archived)
# Olive knew that Blakey had been hiding something all along.....
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:06, archived)
# I personally like the pile
of bones and decaying flesh in the corner . . .
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:08, archived)
# She could crack walnuts between those thighs
woo
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:09, archived)
# Now I'm creeped out.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:10, archived)
# Haha
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:11, archived)
# There was no beard in any of my drawings!
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:15, archived)
# I incorporated my new J-horror/yiff character :D
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:19, archived)
# Looks better than the Queen!...Ha ha! :D
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:23, archived)
# still work in progress :D
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:27, archived)
# Creep out the creeps.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:29, archived)
# moar teefs!
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:43, archived)
# You banned people from knowing the truth!
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:01, archived)
# *yawn*...did you say something?...
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 22:34, archived)
# If I'v pissed you off for some reason I can't figure out, I apologize.
Just a bit of friendly ribbing as far as I was concerned...
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 23:19, archived)
# These corpses aren't going to sweep themselves up.
Well, not unless there's some tinned brains in the offering.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:53, archived)
# BEST KIDS SHOW EVER!
:D
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Lick my ears!
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:37, archived)
# Shopped only please
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:37, archived)
# Hahaha
Genuine lol there
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:38, archived)
# YES! :D
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:38, archived)
# Hahahahaha....
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:40, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:42, archived)
# This compo has its highpoints
yay!
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:42, archived)
# or widepoints in this case
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:17, archived)
# Well I think I seen most everythin'
when I see an elephant ascend the throne
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:44, archived)
# click!
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:45, archived)
# haha :D
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:50, archived)
# haha!
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:51, archived)
# Hahaha oh so right
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:01, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
nice one !
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:07, archived)
# i thought this was real.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:07, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:13, archived)
# Hahahah:)
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:28, archived)
# Full time FP right there.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:28, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:36, archived)
# Hahaha! Perfect.
You are a genius!
:D

(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:49, archived)
# hahaha!
does ripping them off his head count as treason?
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:55, archived)
# HAHAHAHA YES!
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:41, archived)
# I laughed...
... way, way, way too much at this :)
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 22:36, archived)
# Thanks folks :)
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 22:45, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:15, archived)
# Haha!
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:17, archived)
# Bang!
I believe he was described by Graeme Garden on ISIHAC as a "hob goblin" for the New Dictionary.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:17, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:18, archived)
# Haha, we should all go out to the supermarket, EVERYONE OF US.
And at exactly 8.00pm we should all steal his over priced blenders and saucepans..
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:19, archived)
# arf!!
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:20, archived)
# Every little elfs
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:22, archived)
# Shoplifting is not only fun, but also
gets you newspaper column inches. I know that is why I steal.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:23, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:25, archived)
# haha - nice one :)
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:29, archived)
# *fwaps*
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:29, archived)
# Quit making TOAPs of CCTV footage, maiden!

(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:56, archived)
# It's the QuickTime that made me do it!
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:58, archived)
# Hahaha:)
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:29, archived)
#
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:29, archived)
# he's hoping for a lambshank redemption
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:31, archived)
# haha - he's lucky not to be doing porridge (with apples and a crust accordng to quick google)
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:45, archived)
# where he's going, there's nothing but sausage, man
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:46, archived)
# He'd best not bend down if he drops his soup
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:51, archived)
#
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:50, archived)
#
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:53, archived)
# Reminds me of the aliens in Perfect Dark
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:52, archived)
# Haha, I wish the British police turned their police cars into bumper cars...
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:11, archived)
# blame Ann robinson from watchdog for scaremongering
i had bullbars on a company van around 1994 and had to take them off thanks to that cow!

ironic really as later that year I almost twatted a cow at some speed and almost shafted the radiator good style. but i did actually miss it.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:28, archived)
# And here's to you mrs Robinson ;-)
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:40, archived)
# Hahaha...
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:10, archived)
# Not worth its own...
...and quick, dirty and must've bindun...

(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:10, archived)
# Porridge?
I wonder if the thieving git has a recipe for porridge?
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:25, archived)
# What's the story then?

I noticed this man's face being all over /board.
I'm guessing he's famous-ish and was caught stealing.
Which reminds me...
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:11, archived)
#
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:13, archived)
# cheers
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:35, archived)
# He's a minor member of the British royal family
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:36, archived)
# Heheheheh
You said member
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:42, archived)
# I have no opinion on this celebrity?
What's the score. He is short, people described as a midget, can cook, has some sort of issues, so had to shoplift to hoist himself from his mild psychosis, broadly disliked but can cook a mean risotto. Yes?
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:41, archived)
# Accent lols!
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:21, archived)
# its nearly 6 o chicken... cluck cluck cluck
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:28, archived)
# How can you be bored in Wales?
Have you not seen the tourist board adverts?
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:30, archived)
# 5p for a carrier bag!
bet thats not on there! (and no i have not!)
p.s. not bored IN wales... bored OF wales :p
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:40, archived)
# EXPLAIN YOURSELF YOUNG MAN/DINOSAUR!
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:47, archived)
# i wanna get away from the tourist town
i'd like to live without 1000 people ransacking the village for 6 weeks of the year
bored now
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:29, archived)
# hehehe!
and they're naked below those desks - NUDE CHICKENS!
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:34, archived)
# WANT YOU TO STUFF THEM NOW!
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:37, archived)
# You should be ashamed
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:09, archived)
# You are right.
I should be.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:14, archived)
# Pffft.!
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:12, archived)
# *insert cock joke here*
or: *insert cock* joke here
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:23, archived)
# Hahaha
DISCS...
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:41, archived)
# Racist!
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 23:04, archived)
# Did anyone see Crimewatch last night?
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:11, archived)
# Hahahaha.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:20, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:24, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:32, archived)
# Hahaha..
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:14, archived)
# arf!
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Her Majesty got a new hat for Christmas

The voice-changing gizmo is perfect for speeches.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:33, archived)
# I can just imagine "we are not amused" follwed by Grkkrkgkrgkrgkrg grkrkk *collapse* type action
Not enough they are reptilians who harvest the blood of orphans now they desire the dark power of the sith.

Christ, can't they get enough,I know.. blaa blaa "they bring in tourism".. I just wonder the galactic tyrany's a price worth paying that's all.

grk grk grk grk *collapses*
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:37, archived)
# Fifty-oneth
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Fivety-tooth.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:42, archived)
# It's a joke
Imagine the 51 as "SI" instead.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:43, archived)
# I think he got it..
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:45, archived)
# I hope he got it
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:46, archived)
# I'm starting to think he didn't get it
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:46, archived)
# he didn't get it, did he.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:46, archived)
# in that case
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:46, archived)
# I don't get it
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:49, archived)
# neither do I , I think it was all done with mirrors and forget the first number you thought of
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:51, archived)
# was the number 51?
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:52, archived)
# Twice.
Once only.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:52, archived)
# look into my eyes not around the eyes but into the eyes

(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:54, archived)
# AAAAAARGRGRG!


(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:57, archived)
# OBEYS
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:58, archived)
# OBEYES!
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:25, archived)
# 51TH

it's like the numberplate on his car.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:43, archived)
# and the combination on his luggagezes.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:47, archived)
# It's one of her favourites
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:44, archived)
# Oh dear, no dukes or duchesses here today?
I find lack of Your Grace disturbing.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:47, archived)
# :o
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:51, archived)
# Ready Steady..........
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:24, archived)
# PERFECT!
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:26, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:28, archived)
# Haha, although, still too tall.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:46, archived)
# Agreed.
He should be Hobbit-sized, and that's an absolute maximum limit.

Still woo though.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha, I was thinking that...
but you were quicker!
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:02, archived)
# ^ this
glad I checked down the board before wasting time shopping total mindpiss
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:38, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:43, archived)
# Hahaha, excellent...!
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:17, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:29, archived)
# GO ON, ANTO!
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:08, archived)
# When compression goes bad?
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:11, archived)
# i could have been a cunt and went over the limit
thanks for the input though.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:23, archived)
# go over the limit! YEAH!
EXTREME!

*epic guitar chord and fade to credits*
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:24, archived)
# it seems you can't win on here
if i had have made it look how i wanted, i would have had "that's a tad large filesize isn't it" i couldn't be arsed uploading two for a cfb.

probably why i mostly stick to the gayshift these days
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:25, archived)
# needs more GAME OVER MAN
though you are right
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:29, archived)
# don't let one comment ruin it for you, look beneath to see the love!
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:29, archived)
# hahahahaha
*looks at calander*

i'm due a flounce, ain't had one yet

FUCK YOU ALL, I'M NOT COMING BACK, YOUR ALL GAY
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:31, archived)
# Dear spacemanDOUG
This is the correct response in a flounce
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:42, archived)
# sorry if that looked like I was having a go
it wasn't meant to

I usually post mostly on gayshift but occasionally some folk want to make gay shift into a fucking gay philosophical masturbation ghetto and it does my head in.

Honestly I'm surprised I don't get serious complaints at some of the things I've posted :D

but then.. gayshift innit :)
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:30, archived)
# i understand totally, and no, i didn't think you were having a go
i just love the total lack of pedantry on the aul gay....and all the retarded repetitive nonsensical memes.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:33, archived)
# the pendants are trying to take over man
we need MORE GAY! MORE GAY!
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:35, archived)
# YOUR ALL GAY
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:36, archived)
# MOAR GAY
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:37, archived)
# MOAR GAY MOAR GAY!
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:37, archived)
# GAY MOARVER MAN GAY MOARVER
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:38, archived)
# this compels me to song
I need to set up some equipment

but don't get excited, the lyrics will consist of "MOAR GAY" with a repetitive beat

deep bass gay beat

(I'm trying to work out a joke here, but I can't quite grasp it)
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:41, archived)
# I hope it includes MOREGAYMAN Freeman
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:49, archived)
# no, it won't.
because that would be gay.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:51, archived)
# Oh :(
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:01, archived)
# aww
don't worry

just channel the gay!
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:42, archived)
# I'm very much looking forward to it
I trust there will be a video, too.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:51, archived)
# what? that's effort, the "song" will be about 5 seconds long and repeating
feel freedom to make a humanism video on the youtube will replete gayness!
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:53, archived)
# pah
all you needed was a dog vomit gif
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:57, archived)
# hahha
now I know exactly what to do

but I have no animation generating software on this machine
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:58, archived)
# Its funny, so just tell people who complain to fuck off.
Post and be damned.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:37, archived)
# So what, it's a great joke.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:16, archived)
# Greatest joke ever told
I remember the first time I heard it. "A guy gets rugby tackled in the supermarket..." and then the punchline! "But it was Antony Worrall Thompson!".
I shat myself the first time I heard that.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:47, archived)
# he has an ass full of cheeses
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:14, archived)
# haha brilliant! run you little fucked faced no necked whiney blob!
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:17, archived)
# blimey supermarket sweep's got a bit extreme
woo
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:18, archived)
# Worra-laugh!
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:21, archived)
# Hahaha, Ant and decked!
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:25, archived)
# "wot u on abaaaat I aaaaaint done nottin!"
:D
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:31, archived)
# hahahahaha
funny as fuck :D
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:54, archived)
# hahaha!
this wins things that were previously thought unwinnable!

clickety
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:07, archived)
# thanks, print
and thank all ye above, very kind.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:13, archived)
# D-list celebrity supermarket sweep.
Apparently the rehearsals had some unofficial contestants.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:28, archived)
# haha - ace! nice one
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:48, archived)
# The day Anthony lost his mind?
Take care of each other
Take care of each other
Take care of each other
Take care of each other
Take care of each other
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:07, archived)
# Hahaha, wonderful :-)
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:17, archived)
# ^This
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:31, archived)
# J-horror yiff type thing
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:32, archived)
# yikes YIKES yikes YIKES etc
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:32, archived)
# yiff yiff yiff etc :D
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:34, archived)
# Fucking hell
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:33, archived)
# pwoar!
like the beard
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:33, archived)
# she/he keeps her beards well groomed ;)
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:36, archived)
# jesus h fucking christ
that's horrible
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:34, archived)
# thank you very much :)
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:34, archived)
# Eep!
Why did I think of Mogarangunsu as soon as I saw this?

It's very woo as well.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:34, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:35, archived)
# No real photos of members on /board please
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:36, archived)
# what about drawn members?

(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:38, archived)
# Not just me then.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:44, archived)
# Mogarangunsu: The most delicious of salads
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:49, archived)
# ^This
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:33, archived)
# Berlimey!!!
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:35, archived)
# Haha you fucking loon!
Great stuff :D
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:38, archived)
# thanks :)
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:43, archived)
# pfft!
thats bad enough without the teeth
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:40, archived)
# :D
bonus points for anyone guessing what film the teefs are from
edit: clue - the film was shit
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Amy Winehouse?
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:44, archived)
# yes yes it is ;)
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:45, archived)
# Drag Me
To Hell
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:09, archived)
# Winner :D
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:14, archived)
# is that
Spunkmeisters girlfriend
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:41, archived)
# she/he can be whoever you desire
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:43, archived)
# in that case
it's Fergal Sharky
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:47, archived)
# it's
Robot Fergal Sharky
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:59, archived)
# :C
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:47, archived)
# fucking hell
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:56, archived)
# Two bag shag
and at least four pints.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:57, archived)
# pffft
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:01, archived)
# oh god
kill it with fire.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:08, archived)
# I want to die.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:13, archived)
# Would.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:45, archived)
# have
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:09, archived)
# WOULDN'T.
Not even with Tony Blair's willy...
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:22, archived)
# ^ Lilly Allen?
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:04, archived)
# Colgate, for that ring of confidence....
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:22, archived)
# aaargh!! burn it!!
where's a welsh dalek when you need it??

(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:06, archived)
# :D
Mumdad?
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:32, archived)
#
I think Anthony Worrell-Thompson's biggest mistake was bragging about his loot....

(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:32, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:33, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:35, archived)
# hahahaha
...and with some spices and coconut milk, this will make a lovely biryani...
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:45, archived)
# hahahahaha
*click*
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:48, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:57, archived)
# clever
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Haha
Giggling like a loon.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Excellent :)
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:27, archived)
# caught black handed.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:39, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:34, archived)
# hand it over hand it over
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:01, archived)
# well if the face fits!
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Thieving celebrity chefs eh?
They should send them back where they came from, 'anging's too good, etc
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:21, archived)
# The Jury has decided...
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:22, archived)
# TWITTER HAS SPOKEN
in the new world order, we can only obey..
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Well someone has to challenge their universal domination aims!
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:56, archived)
# hahaha Eco Worraler
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:02, archived)
# one mini baby bel at a time
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:04, archived)
# Stop the bastards before it's too late!
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:13, archived)
# THEY ARE BUILDING AN ARMY OF TESCOBOTS!
ALL WITH THE VOICE OF PRUNELLA SCALES
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Wouldn't bother me if they looked like her. :)
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:35, archived)
# bread and water please guvnor


(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:22, archived)
# ahgahahahahhaha
what a twat
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Interesting rainbow border
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:39, archived)
# It needs Jamie Oliver in the background with a manic grin and bar of Sainsbury soap :D
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:44, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Do not fuck with TESCO!
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:01, archived)
# that is very well shopped - nice one
(no pun intended on the 'shopped' bit) :)
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:32, archived)
# People called Romanes, they go, the house?
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:20, archived)
# don't do it again, or i'll cut your bollocks off
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:22, archived)
# Hadrians wall
should be reconstructed, only 100 metres higher

and moved south to encompass Yorkshire too
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:24, archived)
# Bugger off you great big Southern Jessie
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:33, archived)
# this is not a xenophobic statement :(
it's an economic statement :)
I think the productive part of the UK should devolve itself from the lazy scrounging parts , that's all
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:06, archived)
# agreed
We'd love to get rid of London after all
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:08, archived)
# yup, can't argue with that.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:28, archived)
# can we build walls around several sinkhole estates as well
and chemically castrate them so they can't breed?
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:11, archived)
# yes
devolve stinkholes too
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Luton.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:36, archived)
# What are these places north of Watford that you speak of ?
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:39, archived)
# there be dragons
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:40, archived)
# I hope so :D
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:41, archived)
# communists !
a brew of Stalinist marsh people just waiting to make you speak in unfathomable accents
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:30, archived)
# personally i think they should leave it - and not have even publicised it
it's not like the wall's a magnet for diana style grief and public shows of emotion

just some mates from another part of the world obviously lamenting another mate, and having travelled there to do so. Sounds like a sad story behind this.

Fuck it - this plaque they are trying to remove will have a conservation order on it in 100 years.

Nice pic too - cheers
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:53, archived)
# His market stall will have to revert back to the dodgy food mixers now.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:04, archived)
# i'm not surprised
the price of a set of his pans is daylight robbery already
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Arf. 'Seek help?'
How about 'go to jail' you mangy ewok.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:38, archived)
# mangy ewok
has never occurred to me before but it fits so well.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:57, archived)
# oh yes
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:04, archived)
# Jubilee Stamp


(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:03, archived)
# spang!
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:09, archived)
# plumbing lols
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:29, archived)
# Combining Alex Salmond and Bowie. How topical:
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:32, archived)
# Happy Candles sir!!
:D
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:32, archived)
# cheers Ninj
it's nice to be 10.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Wowzer!!
I salute you sir! :D
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That's corking.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:37, archived)
# it was done by Frank Boyle, cartoonist.
But he did it for my album which is why I've plonked it here. Plus, it's my b3taday and I'll do what I want to.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:40, archived)
# His style is very DC Thompson
which makes sense now I've looked up his bio!
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:51, archived)
# haha - aye
he's a very talented man.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:54, archived)
# i wish you all the best on your 10th b3taday
but where is the spamming link for your album?

(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:15, archived)
# Candles!
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:38, archived)
# Happy candles, Fat Boab!
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:41, archived)
# Happy Candles Boab :D
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:42, archived)
# happy 10th b3taday :)
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:54, archived)
# merry candles!
and that's one ugly chubster right there
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Happy Candles Boab
:)
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:56, archived)
# awww - the nice.
Thanks folks.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:56, archived)
# Happy candles to you Sir :)
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:59, archived)
# 10 YEARS!
Fuckin Woo and Yey!!

* Now get your cock out naked!


CAKE
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:19, archived)
# ^this
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:26, archived)
# SMASHY!!!!!
Not seen you for ages and days - How are your hangings?
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:31, archived)
# getting smaller by the day!
made 2 new year's resolutions: no more booze and make sure to not let the dishes pile up. guess which one i'm having trouble with...
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:35, archived)
# All the empty pint glasses?
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:40, archived)
# pfff
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:45, archived)
# Have you still not sorted out that Fanny Fart problem either?
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:09, archived)
# that would be an ecumenical matter
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Ecumenical?
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:31, archived)

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