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# Evenink b3ta

Edit: Thanks everyone for this glorious array of spangpics *cartoon bump on head appears*
Edit 2: Thanks also to the keepers of the FP.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:35, archived)
# Nicely done ma'am

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:36, archived)
# ^THIS^
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:37, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:44, archived)
# She IS the queen of spangs.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 22:00, archived)
# One day....
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:37, archived)
# Sings Whore leave as loadly as I can.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:37, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:38, archived)
# Hahaha
Haven't laughed like that at an f-base post for a long time!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Take this:

(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:40, archived)
# Woah!
Mean Spangers!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 22:05, archived)
# severe beating imminent ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 22:11, archived)
# Le Creuset
Now that's a classy spang.
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 23:15, archived)
# Hold still now....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:43, archived)
# =]

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:48, archived)
# [insert joke about seamen here]
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:51, archived)
# I will look at the pan in a mo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:55, archived)
# This reminds me of the confused.com adverts.
Has anyone else noticed how many extra frames of animation they've lavishly added in just for jiggling boobs?
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 22:22, archived)
# I dunno, I haven't really watched telly in a while.
Makes you wonder if there's a fetish for the weird little people on that advert.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 22:55, archived)
# There was me thinking that I was the only one
Who fwapped to noticed that...
(Rounded Rycroft Thought of something witty but posted this instead, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:16, archived)
# Hahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 23:23, archived)
#
Haha! Tar-tastic :-)
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:00, archived)
# I thought sailors preferred
a male-to-male connector.
(salvadorevincent, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:31, archived)
# D'Oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:21, archived)
# 12 spanging pans and a shovel
Impressive work!
(BobisOnlyBob, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:29, archived)
# Awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:08, archived)
# Hope he...
...doesn't catch an HDMI...!
(I helped save b3ta! Yoofaloof 'I like it here, wherever it is...', Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:39, archived)
#
Excellent stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:09, archived)
# Don't tell her.. she's not a real doctor
And the animals don't give a shit.. the ungrateful bastards!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:23, archived)
#
i all ways loose poo
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:27, archived)
# i lost a large amount this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:30, archived)
#
I think ive just lost a littel bit now tbh in my sock.
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:32, archived)
# she's a fucking quack
with an unrecognised internet diploma and a bad grip on how science works.

100% TRUFAX
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:30, archived)
# Dr Turdburglar or Gillian MuckTheif, as I like to call her*


*not really, I just made that up.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:35, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:36, archived)
# :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:38, archived)
# I actually read that as 'loser poo', as im so used to seeing folks make that mistake
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:37, archived)
# what if I have poo in my blood?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:40, archived)
# Brown cells!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:41, archived)
# Isnt that what them forrins have got?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 22:01, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:42, archived)
# lovely collection of source pics -- HA HA!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 23:07, archived)
# We must find this dog and establish it as The Official B3ta Dog


Last seen at: on.fb.me/ABWLjo
(I helped save b3ta! kila is reading clocks upside-down as usual, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:12, archived)
# Fidong!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:15, archived)
# oh my god, you found something on facebook, quick tell the internets, well done member #64765
hahaha, wouldn't it be funny if someone found a picture of a Labrador puppy that looked link a hairy CDC.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:17, archived)
# i saw a an Audi advert the once.
It looked just like a man pulling his anus open wide
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:17, archived)
# pfffffttttttttttt.... no way!
quick post it on the internets.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:19, archived)
# WHAT?! Are they having a joke?!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:20, archived)
# The cloud p'shop is widely posted by jesus-freaks
I refrain from enlightening them as I am usually laughing too hard to explain it gently. And the comments are too funny "God's hands opening up the heavens to pour sunshine upon us!"
(I helped save b3ta! kila is reading clocks upside-down as usual, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:23, archived)
# sounds like Fiend's
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:27, archived)
# sweet, brown sunshine
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:43, archived)
# I wrote to them a letter of complaint
the filthy fucks
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:25, archived)
# Are Audi having a joke?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:36, archived)
# Ive seen this before
UNLEASH THE HOUNDS!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:17, archived)
# WAILAAPOSED?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:22, archived)
# Choking the Jack Russel?
Kinky bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:23, archived)
# Hi. Reddit is that way >
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:25, archived)
# Excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 19 Feb 2012, 23:56, archived)
# a member for 4 years, 1 month and 3 days
you've done that on purpose.
(waxdart hello., Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:34, archived)
# like this you cock :)
(herman:D, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:34, archived)
# Haha
That is ace it now looks like that dog has a cock on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:35, archived)
# Really? I can't see it personally.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:37, archived)
# Keep staring
if you cross your eyes and look sort of 'beyond' it, it'll suddenly come into focus
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:42, archived)
# awww he's all excited :))
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 23:37, archived)
# sweet d:reams.


edit:blank version if you, too, want Brian to ruin a nursery rhyme. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 20:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 20:58, archived)
# haha
smug, in't he?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:01, archived)
# that must have bindun
shirely?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:02, archived)
# actually i'm not sure i've ever seen it
though i agree, it must have been done
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:22, archived)
# Fucking hell
that's the only pic ive EVER seen of him not smiling
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:03, archived)
# Has he had some bad Michael Jackson/Col. Gadaffi typo plastic surgery?
It's odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:17, archived)
# Fucking hell, it's me in 5 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:03, archived)
# Then in another 30, you finish up looking just like John Shuttleworth ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:10, archived)
# I don't know whether I'm excited or worried. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:14, archived)
# As long as you like a nice cup off Yorkshire tea!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:18, archived)
# Drat! I'm more a coffee kinda guy... oh well, I can look like a John Shuttleworth who likes coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:24, archived)
# You could be his tribute act after he dies!
Get learning catch the fox oww oow..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:30, archived)
# haha...nicely :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDkVS-AN4NU
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:06, archived)
# :)
I was watching something else taking the piss the other day, can't remember where though.

I wish he just wasn't soo boring.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:15, archived)
# i like Cox but think he has competition
from Horizon/Dr Adam Rutherford :))
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 22:53, archived)
# Hahaha, hears billion over and over again in his sickly sweet voice..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:08, archived)
# Brian Cox, mind fucking you with his Brain Cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:12, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:12, archived)
# That man can definately have my children.
fucked if I want them
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:18, archived)
# I don't know how good a father he would be.
I can see him saying something like "can you comprehend just how big the universe is and just how insignificant you are?"

As it happens I work with a guy who looks not too dissimilar to Brian Cox. I would go as far as to say better looking.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:21, archived)
# His his voice revoltingly saccharin...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:25, archived)
# More aspartame,
t'other side of t'Pennines.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:37, archived)
# When you nag him, you have to say..
"If I'v told you once, I'v told you a billion biliion biliion billion billion billion billion billion times..."
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:23, archived)
# for the millionth time
stop exaggerating.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:24, archived)
# I can say it a billion times with 1.000.000.000.000.000.000 zeros after it...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:27, archived)
# Me?
Nag? Heaven forbid! You missed an 'e' from I've. Twice. *Folds arms and glares*
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:28, archived)
# I thought about putting it in, but was thinking of those on limited bandwidth...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:36, archived)
# Don't give me your excuses!
This is about my mother isn't it? You are always mean about her. I only don't invite her around because you haven't decorated the dining room like you said you would; but, no, you are always doing 'overtime'. Overtime at the pub more like...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:40, archived)
# You just wait untill you make a mistake and miss an e out of something!
I'll be watching for ever apostrophy and full stop I tell you! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:48, archived)
# You won't
have to wait long, I'm sure! :D
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 22:05, archived)
# apostrophe... not apostrophy!
every... not ever!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 0:16, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
Click 'n Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:52, archived)
# More importantly,
Who trapped him in her jewelry box?
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 9:23, archived)
# also,
maybe
(I helped save b3ta! mr_graham downloading an isolation.iso file, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:33, archived)
# Haha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:53, archived)
# hahahahaha
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:24, archived)
#
Twinkle, twinkle, giant star
Let me tell you what you are
You're not small, you're far away
And you shine throughout the day

(copyright me, april 2011)


(I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:41, archived)
# Yes! :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:54, archived)
# He's happy to tell fairy stories about black holes
Using his hand waving and dark energy and Hawking radiation instead of just admitting time stops at the edge of a black hole and everything that ever "fell in" is just smeared across the event horizon.

He winds me up. "Oh, he explains everything in terms I can understand." Bollocks. He's just dumbs everything down.
(xaer0mancer, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:19, archived)
[challenge entry] leaving soon.....
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 20:52, archived)
# Lovely stuff - especially the legs
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 20:56, archived)
# Apologies for posting over you
when I went to post it there wasn't anything there but I spent far too long toying with titles for my picture.

Nice work, as ever. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:00, archived)
# I read that as *titties
eyesight failing in my old age
(I helped save b3ta! kila is reading clocks upside-down as usual, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:07, archived)
# join the club :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:09, archived)
# I read it as that too... maybe I've just got a dirty mind, I dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:11, archived)
# *plays with titties for far too long*
Don't like to disappoint.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:12, archived)
# I love this
but refuse to believe that Domo will ever get old.

4 eva in r hartz and 4 eva yung.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:03, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:10, archived)
# it's OK, they can just reprogram him to be young again
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:12, archived)
# We can rebuild him. We have the technology.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:14, archived)
# haha...ace
*click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:17, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:21, archived)
# LIES
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 22:22, archived)
# Yay lully, reminds me of grandfather flump...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:09, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:10, archived)
# Hahah:D nicely
leaving soon ?
(herman:D, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:11, archived)
# Domo might be....
I won't be too far behind him......."old git's club" :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:14, archived)
# Hahaha, bless him.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 23:15, archived)
# Ah - so he finally found his teeth, I see
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:42, archived)
# funtiems!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:45, archived)
# woo
*wants*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:48, archived)
# heh. nice.
*BZZORCHHHH*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:48, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:54, archived)
# Best day at the shops, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:56, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 20:30, archived)
# Epic face dispersion.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 20:34, archived)
# haha biclops!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 20:37, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 20:47, archived)
# LAZORZ!!!
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:24, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 23:24, archived)
#
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 20:51, archived)
# that'll teach them to be bread baskets
 


wooyay : )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 22:57, archived)
# Wow
Where is that from o__o
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 0:03, archived)
# Meow :)
(herman:D, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:33, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:33, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:35, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:39, archived)
#



and a herman:D ripoff,,,

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:43, archived)
# Fluffeh!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:53, archived)
# YaY:D
(herman:D, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 20:16, archived)
# To infinity and beyond...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:50, archived)
# Cats!
Ah, yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:59, archived)
# Meeeooowww:)
(herman:D, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 20:17, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 20:34, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 20:50, archived)
# I like the way the weight of the cat pushes the whole room down...
* I love big fat pussies!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:30, archived)
# Cyclops cat
is proper shitting me up. Hoping it would disappear sideways off the screen.
Good work.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:38, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:55, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:36, archived)
# ^ What she said

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:37, archived)
# 'cuddles'
'clicks'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:56, archived)
# shhhh don't wake him
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 20:10, archived)
# * Waits for it to anima..... WTF!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 20:42, archived)
# cant.. stop.. the eyes.. the eyes..
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 22:48, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:58, archived)
# When light houses turn to evil...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 20:02, archived)
# Hahah:D
Fuck yes
(herman:D, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 20:48, archived)
# top hole !
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:38, archived)
# Obeys my new over lord...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:40, archived)
# the ultimate predotor
it has no mouth so it only kills for sport
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:40, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:40, archived)
# clicks
duly applied :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 20:11, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 20:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Have a bit of Rossini...
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:16, archived)
# Haha, I heard that barber was really expencive, takes the pith with his prices some say...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:20, archived)
# He does do some a-peel-ing work though
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:25, archived)
# Oranges are not the only fruit.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Can I put this here?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:24, archived)
# :D
Is this like when restaurants have a few tables outside?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:26, archived)
# Ay! Fig-aro!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:27, archived)
# Hairy fruit :)
(herman:D, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:30, archived)
# ber Shop
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:34, archived)
# HI, I'M JUSTIN BIEEEEEBBbblll........
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:07, archived)
# Bad case of shavers rash..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:10, archived)
# Teenage acne's a bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:18, archived)
# O HAI BEEBL
Have you met my lovely sisters?

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:18, archived)
# MOIDS!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:28, archived)
#
BIEB-RA, THE EVER-LIVING
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:22, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:24, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:29, archived)
# It was self-defence!

Moid'a!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:25, archived)
# KAPOW!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 20:07, archived)
# Fuck Shoot it:)
(herman:D, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:27, archived)
# a job well done.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:30, archived)
# Hahaha good call Arnie
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:57, archived)
# Obi Wan Obama.... (A Beatles Song?)
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 18:30, archived)
# Famed for his impressions :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 18:50, archived)
# whoah!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 18:51, archived)
# You should see his captain Pickard impression!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:17, archived)
# Flantastic ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:22, archived)
# Hahaha
(herman:D, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 19 Feb 2012, 17:43, archived)
# you want
that prolapse looking at by a professional
(it was like that when I found it fueled by Fanta, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 17:44, archived)
# I have just looked at it. Hope this helps.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 17:46, archived)
# What's your professional opinion?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 17:51, archived)
# It's an orange with arms and a face drawn on it.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 17:55, archived)
# Aw man really? That med school really paid off, I would never have known.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 17:57, archived)
# Dude, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING POSTING FRUIT PORN ON /BOARD?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 17:50, archived)
# Fron?
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 19 Feb 2012, 17:51, archived)
# Homophobe
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 17:56, archived)
# citroerotophoia
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 18:06, archived)
# fear of French cars?
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 19 Feb 2012, 18:47, archived)
# possibly, that's where Citroen got the name.
Citro Orange Eroto -- they were all a bunch of fruits with a fascination for all things fruity

(INSERT RANDOM IMAGE HERE)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 18:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:11, archived)
# His penguine has nice shoes ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:14, archived)
# Ewww
I hate it when oranges do this - puts me off em.

The premiere of Fantastic Mr Fox is on C4 now. Reckon Bourbon fox is gearing up for an hour long wank?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 17:57, archived)
# Hahaha yes
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 18:15, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 18:05, archived)
# Nigella the early years....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:02, archived)
# pithy!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 18:12, archived)
# I thought this was going to be by taters....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:03, archived)
# that one on the right looks a bit scabby...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:07, archived)
# That's your knob that is ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:08, archived)
# I WISH!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:24, archived)
# Hello
I am Kevin Bacon

I apologize for the toap
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 18:14, archived)
# Pulls and waitsd for farty noise;-) nothing wrong with toap, it was decided here...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:05, archived)
# Toap can be a powerful weapon in any /board member's arsenal.
But's it's dangerous..
.. volatile.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:32, archived)
# Love it or hate it :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:43, archived)
# haha...........best goatse ever
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 18:15, archived)
# This^
(herman:D, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:17, archived)
# Hahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 18:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 18:25, archived)
# Haha, what a fruit!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Junk mail


Click for bigger (97 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 16:40, archived)
# I'm off to the Beard Lab this minute!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 17:18, archived)
# HAHAHA
reminds me of drawing beards on EVERYTHING when I was young. Mostly in schoolbooks.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 17:27, archived)
# I hear they bake em fresh every day!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:07, archived)
# Delicious beardy melon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:35, archived)
# Because it's sunday and I'm bein autistic
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 14:43, archived)
# I saw this somewhere else this morning
Were you inspired by another photo? Just curious, otherwise I'm going mad.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 14:58, archived)
# flickr maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Nope
But I'm going to play the lottery now
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Did you go round Paul's house for a wee?
Maybe you saw him making it.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 15:03, archived)
# B3ta watersporters?!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 18:19, archived)
# Deja vu
all over again

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 18:18, archived)
# that is incredibly stylish
i'd hang that on my wall
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 15:06, archived)
# ^ this
Edit: Only, on my own wall
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 15:18, archived)
# how would you hang a glass on the wall?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 16:35, archived)
# Blu-tak
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Sounds like a plan :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 17:04, archived)
# YOUR DRINK IS ON FIRE!
PS - shouldnt you be in some sewer underground, waist high in fecular deposits?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 15:12, archived)
# I expect he is
Which makes this photo of a ghost's cocktail glass quite compelling...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 19 Feb 2012, 15:36, archived)
# not today
Maybe this next week
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 16:31, archived)
# ooh nice
it's a sign from the gods to pour myself a nice banana daiquiri and kick back and stick on some Les Baxter
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 15:32, archived)
# So your lifestyle really is like your 50's style arts portray?
Do you have one of those curved mini-bars?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 15:36, archived)
# I can only dream of owning such a wonderous thing of beauty!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 15:54, archived)
# does cydonia/talker ring any bells?
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 15:44, archived)
# Were they Muse tracks?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 16:31, archived)
# nah, it was a telnet talker thing
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 17:11, archived)
# Lovely...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:09, archived)
# Seeing as its quiet and all - ARTS!
I thought i'd show you a work in progress thingy im working on.
Basically, its a tribute to Miss Mosh, one of my fave models.
Can't decide on a pose. If you are familiar with her, she is good at doing quite striking, unusual poses - something im hoping to recreate here. The invisible things she'll be interacting with will probably be some naval related things, like ship railings, crates etc...
Its still very early days, but im just trying to get the pose locked in. Any thoughts? Anyone recognise her likeness?
I quite like the first pose, as its compact, enabling a closer view of her face.


Click for bigger (39 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 13:51, archived)
# Not sure about the eyes
in an other wise brilliant bit of work..
*thinks .. how do you do that?
I can't even draw a stickman very well
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 14:02, archived)
# I agree about the eyes, somehow more widely spaced than hers.
The bridge of her nose seems slightly narrower in the pics I've seen.
Then again i've never used figure modelling s'ware.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 18:33, archived)
# Thanks for your constructive feedback
Ive had a few folks say she looks a bit off, likeness-wise, but no-one has said why.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Lovely :D
The only thing I would change is the hair, make it a bit more messy, but that's just my opinion. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 14:13, archived)
# Blue nipples!
must be cold :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Amazing work
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 14:35, archived)
# bloody good works
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Cheers peeps. Any preferences on the pose?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 15:12, archived)
# i wont go there
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 15:16, archived)
# you talented person, you
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 15:17, archived)
# stunning work mr taters
I'm lovin the 3rd pose, but I agree with you on the seated pose

how bout' bent knees atop a life buoy? maybe arms raised or in a naval salute?
*click
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 15:30, archived)
# I like that idea
I was going to do her interacting with a life ring somehow, or maybe something cheeky involving a porthole and a tentacle, but i dunno - miss mosh doesnt really do 'humourous' shoots, so it wouldnt be appropriate.
A lot of her poses are quite athletic, and involve her being compressed or curled up somehow. cant really do those, as its a pain in the arse to model, and will obscure her lovely outfit. I like the first one, though the 2nd and 3rd one would be better in a 'scene' sense as i can have her leaning on / interacting with ship-like props.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 15:35, archived)
# I don't think you can go wrong with that figure to be honest
whatever you choose, top stuff indeed

*googles Miss Mosh, drops monocle into cocktail glass
oh I say, she's a fine lass
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 15:49, archived)
# indeed. It was almost a shame to put clothes on her - her body is a work of art.
She's one of the few models i know of where she seems more at ease naked than clothed! I bet she's rart filth.

Now youve seen her, do you think there's much of a likeness to my pic? Making stylised likenesses of people is hard.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 15:53, archived)
# you set yourself a challenge there
because she looks different in a few of the pics with heavier eye makeup. Maybe sligthly soften her features a tad? hard to say. And you got those pneumatic hips spot on my friend
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 16:02, archived)
# She looks nicest when she has minimal / really pale makeup
as it goes with her almost white hair. I might tone it down a tad. Lighting will probably be redone too, so that will make a big difference.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 16:06, archived)
# I like your modelly things.
What do you make them in?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 15:38, archived)
# 3D studio max
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 15:42, archived)
# I might have a look at that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Three and a half THOUSAND dollars?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 16:03, archived)
# Pirate Bay
or Torlock torrents
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 16:05, archived)
# You sicken me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 16:08, archived)
# but just look at it like this
you could buy it legally, earning the $3,500 price by giving blowjobs to sailors on shore leave or you could download it for nowt.

now, which would cause the greatest self loathing my friend?
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 16:18, archived)
#
*cough* Blender
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 16:10, archived)
# pfft!
I do stuff like this with PovRay :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 16:12, archived)
# fucking liar
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 16:12, archived)
# Is blender like the GIMP, only for 3D modelling? Because I've used the GIMP and it sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 16:14, archived)
#
I've never used GIMP, but I've heard that it's not a lot of cop
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 16:15, archived)
# Basically, which is better? Blender or 3D Studio Max?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 16:17, archived)
#
I've never used 3DSM, but I've heard that it's ... very popular due to it being rather good
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 16:23, archived)
# In that case I shall aquire $3.5k and purchase it immediately.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 16:34, archived)
# I have a love/hate relationship with GIMP
On the one hand, I fucking hate it. On the other hand, I... well, I don't love it, I've just got used to its quirks enough that I don't think I'm edging towards a stroke any time I use it.

No euphemisms intended.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Now, now
There's nothing wrong with GIMP that being entirely reconstructed by a different set of, ideally less arrogant and purblind, neckbeards wouldn't help. Even that utterly fucking stupid habit of scattering random windows to random locations around the screen (including the entertaining habit of always dropping the "rotate" dialogue down to the bottom of my screen so that it covers the "apply" button that it's developed) isn't something that kicking the developers repeatedly in the crotch while spitting "THIS IS A FUCKING SHIT UI" in their face wouldn't help.

We know this - people complain on the GIMP homepage that the UI is like some Lovecraftian nightmare with windows flying around like the eldritch tentacles of the dead Ancient One, and the ignorant neckbeards who develop the site ban them and comment "We're not changing the UI".
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 16:18, archived)
# it's a miracle it even has a ui
wonder it's not text based :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 18:08, archived)
# oh god don't suggest it to them
New! GIMP v2.8.9 released. The UI is now DEPRECATED! All manipulations are now performed from the command-line. Do NOT contact us about the UI, it is NO LONGER ANY OF OUR CONCERN! Bitmapped images are nothing more than colour values in large arrays, and editing them on the command line is by far the most efficient method of manipulating them, leading to a smaller footprint and rapid workflow. Please do not email us concerning this change. YOU WILL BE BANNED.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:04, archived)
# Hahaha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:22, archived)
# Hi Mu I would like to buy one of your plugs please.
themu.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 15:46, archived)
# Ok.
Gaz me cash and I'll send you a couple.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Good costume. But I'm Japanese. I just don't like face....^^;
Body model is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 16:00, archived)
# Maybe you'd prefer this then:
cghub.com/images/view/124676/
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 16:09, archived)
# yes. :)
like a cat face. :3
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Top right :-)
cghub.com/images/view/14202/
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 16:23, archived)
#
www.weebls-stuff.com/catface/Cat+Face/
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 17:59, archived)
#
cghub.com/images/view/14222/
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 18:30, archived)
# I love these.
Favourite pose isn't actually here - it'd the good old straight leg bend over looking backwards. Classic 50's burlesque shot!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 16:12, archived)
# Very nice.
I want her shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 17:10, archived)
# Good work!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 18:25, archived)
# These are ace....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:11, archived)
# Nicely
Woo
(herman:D, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Naughty Ed.. Bad Ed.. Down!!


Just realised its a bit big?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.., Sun 19 Feb 2012, 12:42, archived)
# RIS
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 12:45, archived)
#
de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 19 Feb 2012, 13:35, archived)
# Hello friends
Home safe and going to the doctor tomorrow, I'm sure I'd know if anything was major at this point I just need to get a few chest xrays and a foot brace.

I hope nobody died while I was away.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 13:09, archived)
# Did they give you THE GEL?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 13:18, archived)
# hello mr. pan
take it easy, I have ordered a saucy nurse for you
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 13:18, archived)
# It's 12:15am and I just staggered back from my dad's place through a thunderstorm
Can you change the booking to a time when I don't have a seatbelt shaped bruise?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 13:20, archived)
# goodnight friends
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 13:26, archived)
# at least you avoided having to go camping
every cloud n' all that
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 14:52, archived)
# That is good to hear
take care sir
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 13:34, archived)
# What happened?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 13:44, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 14:01, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/10695135
^That
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Ouch :( good to hear he's okay.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 14:20, archived)
# Sorry to hear that.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 18:42, archived)
[challenge entry] ning!
ning noon!
is that the time already?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Son-shyyyyaaaayyyyyn!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 12:15, archived)
# They're in Sheffield tonight they are
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 12:17, archived)
# Who, the beards?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 12:22, archived)
# Are they triplets
Or clones?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 12:24, archived)
# No
they just go to the same barber
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 12:29, archived)
# I feel the urge to shout 'BEHIND YOU'
The problem I have with N. Gallagher and Beady Eye is that they're essentially emulating what made late-period Oasis so dull.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 12:35, archived)
# Flying high again...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:12, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 11:59, archived)
# Hehe
I agree with the Kangaroo
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 19 Feb 2012, 12:06, archived)
# YES I usually side with the animals.
They aren't as dumb.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 18:25, archived)
# Ha!
Top piece of parenting
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 12:19, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 18:24, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice rebound bounce... hope he doesn't get back problems in later life...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 12:31, archived)
# Hahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 15:45, archived)
# He's so roo'd ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:13, archived)
# OK so it's my turn again....
Ooo You Are Awful... (in the style of Herman:D)

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 9:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 9:16, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 9:17, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 9:17, archived)
#
and so on, and so on....

Right, I'm off to give the wife a good servicing...

EDIT: wife wife's car

EDITED EDIT: Bugger, it goes out of sync! 'F5' is your friend..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 9:17, archived)
# Nic
ely
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 10:08, archived)
# hahahahaha
I approve of such early morning sillyness
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 19 Feb 2012, 10:05, archived)
# Good morning b3ta
I've just had a magnificent bowl of porridge and now I have a nice cup of earl grey.

It's a lovely sunny day, and I should probably head out and do adventure!

But I can't be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 10:33, archived)
# We gave up on our day trip.
35 degrees and humid. Not to mention a bus, a train and a 20-minute walk with two kids in tow.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 19 Feb 2012, 10:52, archived)
# 35?
Where are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 19 Feb 2012, 11:32, archived)
# Adelaide.
Cooler for the next few days before coming back up to 34 for at least three days straight.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 19 Feb 2012, 11:51, archived)
# Hahahah:D
i like your style
(herman:D, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 10:49, archived)
[challenge entry] WAKE UP B3TA!
WAKE UP B3TA! THREAD RUSH!!!!
Todays beardy blokes are; Prince (head beard) Andrew, Ray Winstone and Seal.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 7:58, archived)
# and todays little ladies are...
Dick Emery. Paulina Gaitan and Leslie Ash before she went horribly wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 8:00, archived)
# PS: WAKE UP B3TA!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 8:52, archived)
# oooh
hangover. Seems I was on treating b3ta like a memoir notebook last night.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 9:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 9:12, archived)
[challenge entry] *deliberately misinterpreted*

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 7:58, archived)
# Monkey Beer - it's not for hobbits!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 8:19, archived)
# I've been there
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 9:12, archived)
# Mmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 10:38, archived)

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