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# FUCK
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:18, archived)
# did tyson bite his ear off too?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:20, archived)
# (yeah, that's brilliant)
YES. YES HE DID. the BASTARD.

ears are over-rated anyway.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:23, archived)
# it should be brilliant
i spent a long time and a considerable amount of thought coming up with that reply
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:58, archived)
# SLAM FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:34, archived)
# Face attack!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:44, archived)
# Platinum fubu!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:17, archived)
# FUCK DUKE FUCK, FUCK DUKE.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:56, archived)
# DUKE DUKE DUKE DUKE OF EARL EARL EARL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:16, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 0:44, archived)
#
(Eridesco what is paper?, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:15, archived)
# but you couldn't send a smiley face from a rotary phone
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:33, archived)
# Ahh better days
Smileys suck balls!
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:43, archived)
# but bitches love smiley faces
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NT2eOGZzRGI
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:59, archived)
# Huh?
You are old enough to know better than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:47, archived)
# those still have their place
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:59, archived)
# Noses The Lawgiver.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:03, archived)
# Who d'ya think you a--aah?!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:05, archived)
# Daft Punk wrote the 4 commandments?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:07, archived)
# It's something we used to sing at school back in the early seventies.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:11, archived)
# eurghhh! cover that thing
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:13, archived)
# Hmmm, sexy snout.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:13, archived)
# now look at mine and tell me how sexy it is
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:15, archived)
# WTF
(herman:D, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:15, archived)
# you brought this shit on yourself
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:17, archived)
# *backs slowly away from desk*
shitting mary!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:19, archived)
# ?
Hahaha lookes like a pig:D
(herman:D, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Well it's giving me the fuckin horn alright!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:19, archived)
# Shuddering hell
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:29, archived)
# don't pick your nose:D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq7MvLgxSB4
(herman:D, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:13, archived)
# Haha, love that.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:14, archived)
# Pick it lick it eat it :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:45, archived)
# Full of protein.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:08, archived)
# see, I just read that as FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT
 
THE ONE TRUE FAITH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:15, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:47, archived)
# HaHa. Truly the great escape.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:49, archived)
# And awaaay it goes!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:01, archived)
# Fly, my beauty.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:01, archived)
# I've been trying to think of a pun for five minutes
but the best I can do is "Gut luck"... "Wank you very much"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:03, archived)
# Woo for CDC
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:04, archived)
# chinsex
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:08, archived)
# And Woo for your cdc
(herman:D, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:15, archived)
# Blushes....
:)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:27, archived)
# looks like the wind caught it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Anyone for a fish tank ?

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:41, archived)
# you've been playing too much cod 4
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!!1111!!1!!!1! sorry
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:42, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10723188
(herman:D, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:44, archived)
# Something Fishy about that pic
I think its a Red herring.




Coat.....
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:47, archived)
# There is a time and a
plaice for that sort of talk !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:46, archived)
# A woman needs a man like a fish needs caterpillar tracks...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:56, archived)
# sorry for the soccerball 'joke'...


listening to radio five, the johnathan green got stuck describing a 'cross cum-shot, and started saying 'cum shots' over and over again.

it made me horny.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:19, archived)
# football = gay as fuck
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:32, archived)
# *becomes homosexual*
*hopes for fuck*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:46, archived)
# As I've stated before, that's clearly Chris Waddle.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:44, archived)
# And Chris Waddle should be saying 'soonds leek that Kohny 2012 fella that went awl crakkars ynawww, pet.'
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:46, archived)
# effefeefeff......
well, i prefer geoff. and i hate tottenham.

think of it as art.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:47, archived)
# Coffee anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:00, archived)
# Don't forget the Edinburgh specialty
The one o'clock gum.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:02, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:03, archived)
# 0_o
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:19, archived)
# One lump or two?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:24, archived)
# Two lumps :)
(herman:D, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:43, archived)
# Two it is :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:06, archived)
# ahaha!
*click*
And an appreciative, yet subtle nod of the head
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:21, archived)
# Heheheh, nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:25, archived)
# Corrr

What other time-based confectioneries are there btw?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:38, archived)
# .....*closes the door slowly on the way out*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:45, archived)
# Guinness
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:51, archived)
[challenge entry] MORTAL WOMBAT. FLAWLESS VICTORY.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:47, archived)
# My monitor's broken
I can see this annoying flicker.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:49, archived)
# is the dragon bumming the wombat?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:52, archived)
# He won't last long at that speed
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:53, archived)
# Finish him!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:53, archived)
# Ha ha!
Don't Google image search for "spent dragon"

Seriously, don't
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:55, archived)
# Disappointed
I searched really hard and I only found one slightly dodgy pic of dragon porn.

Tell me not to do really bad things next time.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:58, archived)
# No, HappyToast, he is not.
Unless his penis is half-way up his neck (Derek and Clive, anyone?)

"Oh, my old man's a dustman...."
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:09, archived)
# My name's John Stitch and I do non-stop dancing.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:13, archived)
# Why aren't you dancing then?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:23, archived)
# toastie! (1:40)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpS7nCweYZI&ob=av2e
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:29, archived)
[challenge entry] challenge: Beasts Of War
(Jaimie, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:15, archived)
# Tally Ho Charles!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:27, archived)
# You called?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:37, archived)
# Better?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:50, archived)
# Fame, at last!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:53, archived)
# 1980 version or the remake?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:59, archived)
# Original (it's going to live forever)
But pink leg warmers or lime?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:02, archived)
# It's Monkle Sam!
(sentientwalnut www.planetsaturday.com, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 17:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Flags of our Feathers
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:09, archived)
# :D
so that's how the urban myth got started
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:10, archived)
# :)
And I might as well park this here: Last year we asked b3ta to help out with some logos for the charity, and the response was utterly mind blowing. I delivered these today to Terry to sell in the shop at the centre, made by HappyToast, and they look awesome:



Click for bigger (161 kb)

I'm probably going to use some of the other designs as well for this and that Terry can sell in the shop.

Nice one guys, Terry really appreciated your designs
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:18, archived)
# Marvellous
Any chance you could get some signed by some of the naturalist celebs you hang around with? They'd do well in the auction...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:01, archived)
# They pop in once in a blue moon so I very much doubt it
You never know though
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:01, archived)
# ...which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things...
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:34, archived)
# Mmm mutton in batter
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:36, archived)
# "These police made easy work of this drug dealers door"
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:53, archived)
# Top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:09, archived)
#
Top Tup
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:28, archived)
#
Oh, ewe!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:29, archived)
# Do one haggling in a market
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:28, archived)
# after I finish this one playfully exchanging teasing remarks
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:16, archived)
# And the one with the hot toast?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:29, archived)
# and the one improving upon its predecessors
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:28, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:32, archived)
# Special Goat Service?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:10, archived)
# ^This
Hahaha
(herman:D, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:17, archived)
# Fed up of...
Otters Who Look Like Benedict Cumberbatch?
redscharlach.tumblr.com/post/19565284869/otters-who-look-like-benedict-cumberbatch-a

Well here's a cucumber patch that looks like Benedict Cumberbatch:

(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:27, archived)
# Cucumber in wig is different from other cucumbers
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:31, archived)
# Jeremy Beadle Courgette person objects
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:57, archived)
# Ha ha!
Clicked 'I like this'.
(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:28, archived)
# COR
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:40, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:46, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 18:16, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 18:20, archived)
# Hahaha, he was always at it!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 18:27, archived)
# well fuck me
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 18:34, archived)
# Stick em up!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 18:43, archived)
# Stick 'em up boy's what?
ANUS?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 18:50, archived)
# I wouldn't be that blue.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:00, archived)
# No you'd be a different colour
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:19, archived)
# He's purple in Firefox.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:42, archived)
# Haha, not anymore, I'v just soted it, and into the bargain noticed how shitty some of my shops have been with fucked up Gamma!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:56, archived)
# the man with no shame
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 18:34, archived)
# perfect
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 18:37, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10703273
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 18:39, archived)
# excellent pic from micto there
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 18:43, archived)
# aye
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 18:48, archived)
# You know how to kill a man, don't you?
Shoot straight for the thong
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 18:36, archived)
# Phowar!
Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 18:36, archived)
# Ding Dong!
: 0
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 18:37, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 18:39, archived)
# Haha brilliant juxtaposition

Edit: Is that body from Mad Max II?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 18:43, archived)
# ha Y
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 18:49, archived)
# HAHA YES!
clicky long stockings
!
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 18:49, archived)
# *digs up an old pea to woo that hard*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:07, archived)
# Now that's some Old West Action
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:26, archived)
# Truly Gritty
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:29, archived)
# haha brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:56, archived)
# Hahaha Yes!
Most Woo worthy...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:22, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:55, archived)
# Hahaha :D
Nicely
(herman:D, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:00, archived)
# The good, the bad, and the sexy?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:40, archived)
# hahaha O.O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:12, archived)
# the NHS reform bill was passed through the house of lords today, so I made a little poster to commemorate the occasion.
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 18:00, archived)
# ESSO
It reminds me of ESSO a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 18:05, archived)
# Boom boom boom ESSO blue, put a tiger in your tank....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 18:10, archived)
# ATV
It reminds me of the old ATV logo a bit.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 18:13, archived)
# BLUE CIRCLE CEMENT
sets fast in a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 18:29, archived)
# you missed a bit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 18:43, archived)
# Yours changed colour too on saving, to a lighter blue, the exact same blue as mine,
I couldn't get it to keep the same colour no matter what I did..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 18:46, archived)
#
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 18:43, archived)
# If I look at his image here in fire fox it is purple,
When I opened it in photoshop it is purple,
After shopping it and saving it, it turned light blue, the same as Happytoasts picture,
But if I reopen my picture or happytoasts in photoshop they both turn purple again,
So here when I view in Firefox, blatter mauses picture is purple and mine and happytoasts are bright blue,
But if I look at them in IE they are all bright blue.
But if I look at them in photoshop they are all purple?
WTF!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 18:56, archived)
# Ketamine is one hell of a drug.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:01, archived)
# Does it not do that for you?
Just checked in windows picture viewer and they are all bright blue.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:04, archived)
# No, blue in all. Perhaps you have a vastly superior monitor?
Or you've been spiked.


(Iiyama ProLite E2208HDS if you're wondering.)
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:11, archived)
# More likely my monitor is absolute shit! This is what I mean, variouse screen captures from different programs
www.b3tards.com/u/380e5b53a37701afdd20/various_screen_captures.jpg
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:26, archived)
# How queer.
Dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:42, archived)
# Just this second sorted it.
Just reset my Adobe Gamma, all pistures are now all the same identical bright blue in whatever program I look at them in.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:45, archived)
# TOO BLUE
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:53, archived)
# It's always something, the font's wrong...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(THE REVTED, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Hahaha
me likey!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 17:51, archived)
# :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 18:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:09, archived)
# I must get hold of a copy of your font-matching algorithm ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:17, archived)
# it`s the monkey`s bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:20, archived)
# It's not a monkey it's a chimp!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:25, archived)
# it`s the chimp`s nads
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:26, archived)
# It's Tom Hanks.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Someone should do a mock-up of a porno, called
Shaving Ryan's Privates! LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:32, archived)
# that`s jizzed silly
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Oh cum on.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:37, archived)
# Would it be too hard?
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:38, archived)
# there would be stiff competition.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:45, archived)
# they should be able to pull it off
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:49, archived)
# You'd be up against the cream
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Those jerk offs?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:53, archived)
# Bindun
www.imdb.com/title/tt0476592/
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:45, archived)
# I love the smell of facepalm in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:56, archived)
# I don't remember seeing the bit where edward bums matt damon
(not sure if I want to either)
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:34, archived)
# yeah, he does it while tom wanks
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:43, archived)
# Meanwhile, lonely Tom sighs more
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:44, archived)
# I just realised that it is my tenth b3ta birthday today
I have nothing else to say...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:44, archived)
# Happy candletag
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:44, archived)
# Happy b3taday.
Your username is beginning to sound a little inappropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:45, archived)
# I remember
when it was all web1.0 around here.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:48, archived)
# I do...

happy waxday!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:47, archived)
# 

         (
         )\
         {_}
        .-;-.
       |'-=-'|
       |HAPPY|
       |b3ta-|
       | day |
       | new |
       |matt!|
       '.___.'

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:48, archived)
# Sheesh, we're all going to be in wheelchairs soon.
Get off my lawn!

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 18:00, archived)
# Happy b3taday
(herman:D, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:01, archived)
# © Adam and Joe 199something.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 17:32, archived)
# Yeah.
Sorry.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qga7yGat2KA
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 17:33, archived)
# Awww haha
I miss Adam and Joe. That clip has made me disproportionately happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 17:52, archived)
#
the Bjorn Borg!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:42, archived)
# Spang !
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 17:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(THE REVTED, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:03, archived)
# Ach nein!
Mein mitten!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:05, archived)
# looks a bit like sid james
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:17, archived)
# I've just been given a 60cm square canvas but don't know what to paint on it

Feel free to suggest something, and it may find its way in to the live auction at the London bash
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:47, archived)
# I'd ask JJ, he's always full of so many ideas ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:48, archived)
# I was going to steal his whatshallidrawtoday picture but couldn't find it in the 3 seconds I could be arsed to search
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:49, archived)
# Well my sugestion would be, as I said this before to you, and that comment is on my popular page so I know people liked it...
I suggested you did, in your cartoon style either, Starsky and Hutch, The professionals, Kojak and Croker, or Cagney and Lacey...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:52, archived)
# well there's the professionals
happytoast.co.uk/Images/TV/TV_86.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:53, archived)
# A 500 Internal Server Error error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:56, archived)
# no idea
works here
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Nothing here I'm afraid..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:00, archived)
# you could come here and look at it on my screen
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:01, archived)
# You touched me last time I did that...
Mail me a copy of your screen instead!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:02, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:18, archived)
# odd, it works on other computers ok
does it do that to my whole site or just that picture? www.happytoast.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:20, archived)
#
no www. - your DNS records borked perhaps? :)
(I helped save b3ta! gog, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:24, archived)
# Aha. www has it.
Cool pic.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:27, archived)
# I have no idea what that means
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:28, archived)
#
your website host will have DNS records set up for your site. this should include a CNAME entry for www which effectively tells a browser that www.happytoast.co.uk and happytoast.co.uk are the same thing. If thats missing, the link might not work :)
(I helped save b3ta! gog, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Both with and without load here
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:31, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:39, archived)
# Ah, it works if I put the www in,
But it works automaticly in IE,
But not in firefox 3.625 which I usually use, perhaps a problem with old version of Firefox.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 17:49, archived)
# Revenge Of The Telephone.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:49, archived)
# Something nasty in the woodshed
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:49, archived)
# i can hear it breathing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:51, archived)
# I've got a long delayed kids book about that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:53, archived)
# Moggy?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Quite possibly
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:43, archived)
# Don't you start too!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:49, archived)
# What are we? Your painting bitches?
Squirrels with tits. Simple as that. Ive never seen you draw one.
Give it a signature HappyToast cock, too.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:49, archived)
# haha, transgender squirrels with tits
but no, not furry crap
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Quantum Leap Vs He-Man
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Well I'd watch that...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:53, archived)
# I like the part when Al tells Sam to get outta there, but Sam doesn't and ends up fucking his own clone.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:55, archived)
# Proving once and for all that one can ocupy the same place in time and space as a future or past version of yourself....
Classic cinema..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:58, archived)
# The 3D version was class, you can practically feel the gooch vapour.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:00, archived)
# Readies my scratch and sniff card....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:02, archived)
# I am very excited about the concept of
Quantum Leap of Quantum of Solace of Solace Leap 7: The Movie
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:03, archived)
# it's on Netflix, just search for 'funniest chode scene'
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:12, archived)
# It came up with
The Da Vinci Chode
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:25, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
oh fuck, you have to make that

laters
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:30, archived)
# There is only one invisible rapist.
And his name is Kevin Bacon!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:12, archived)
# sweet sweet baykins


i gotta go, ma gooch be bleedin

:/.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:18, archived)
# what's happened to the usernames man? i dont cope well with change
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Fuckity underlines!
¡¿Whegh?!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Fuck, I knew something looked wierd
couldn't work it out!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:21, archived)
# I don't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:42, archived)
# draw the front end
of that blue fox that is burrowing into your little fella's lower intestines there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:51, archived)
# I did wonder what that part of the picture was supposed to be
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:08, archived)
# It's a dark day in Rome

The clouds lie heavy overhead and the atmosphere created by the impending storm is so thick as to be almost tangible. This does not deter Silvio as he stalks towards the Villa Doria Pamphili with his small pack of "tools" slung over one shoulder. He takes a last drag on his Nazionali Filtro and flicks the glowing butt towards the gutter, where it's quickly extinguished by the first drops of rain.
The storm provides additional cover as Slivio heads into the park, breath quickening as he anticipates what lies ahead, his short, think cock begins to strain against his loose khaki trousers, the tear of pre-cum mixing with the fat drops of rain.
His contact waits for him beneath the curving bridge, the contents of the sack by his feet making muffled grunts and moans as it writhes gently. The man kicks at it with the outside of his foot and gives an urgent Shhh!
Silvio approaches the man and asks, "Is that it, you got it?"
"Si," the man replies creating some confusion as to why he would be speaking Italian when Silvio addressed him in English.
"I must see it before I pay," Silvio insists.
"Very well." The man reaches down and loosens the drawstrings round the top of the sack and holds it open for Silvio to look inside.
"What is this?" Silvio asks, agitatated. "This is not what I asked for."
"No," the man replies as the orang-u-tang unfurls itself from the confines of the sack and languidly reaches out one long, muscular arm and with no apparent effort snaps Silvio's neck.
The ape climbs out of the sack and begins to carefully tear the clothes away from Silvio's corpse whilst the other man reaches down and claims the fat envelope stuffed with Euros that Silvio had in his jacket pocket. The orang-u-tang casually turns Silvio's body onto its belly and with a grunt pushes its long, thin, pink cock into his anus. As lightning flashes overhead and thunder rumbles across the city, the man watches the ape and slowly rubs his own erection as he waits for his turn. Another flash of lightning reveals the greasy tear of pre-cum staining his loose khaki trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:51, archived)
# Hahaha bravo!
For some reason I thought it was Smallbrainfield who came up with these, but nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Pffft!
He'a a newcomer, I've been doing this for 8 years!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:53, archived)
# Aha! Someone else who has a think cock.
I do my best to ignore mine, but occasionally it's smarter than I am.
;@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:41, archived)
# haha
I might write a whole story about a think cock now.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:52, archived)
# *boke*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:55, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Hooray! I hope you're posting this in the special place as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Yes, although already lined up a bunch of old ones for this week
since JJ seems to have stopped asking. As you can see, I'll readily change my, er, loyalties though.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:24, archived)
# Me too.
See below.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:29, archived)
# BORING.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:33, archived)
# Oh come on, it's raining and everything
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Cosmic Dinosaur raped by the Sun.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:51, archived)
# male or female cosmic dinosaur?
are there any onlookers?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:05, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:18, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Ahhhh! I'm ready to die now.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:29, archived)
#
ready desperate
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:32, archived)
# For sex, money, Nun of the Above.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:35, archived)
# Seriously, HappyToast...I'd like to see a big Columbo!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:52, archived)
# right up the cloaca
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:57, archived)
# Pickled despair
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:54, archived)
# Bum print.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:58, archived)
#
Why not just write "Sujeschens Purlease" in red ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:06, archived)
# how post ironic, or something
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Draw your version of whatever got knocked off the page
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:11, archived)
# that'll be moggy's picture
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:13, archived)
# haha, well, get on with it then!

edit/ although it actually was Ninj's
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:13, archived)
# I'm still contemplating your story
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:16, archived)
# You'll need to think carefully about what you can include in a single picture
to convey as much of the story as possible
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:20, archived)
# I'm thinking the moment the neck snaps
just in case someone wants to buy it for their kids bedroom
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Is (s)he still posting?
Is there any semblance of sanity to be found as yet?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:22, archived)
# We just convinced her there is a British gameshow called "Watch Us Sniff Our Panties"
I take it you've got her on ignore then
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Rula Lenska punching Dennis Waterman's lights out?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:18, archived)
# The potato rolls to the foot of the stairs.
Hermes watches it gradually stop rocking. From his position atop a faded velvet chaise longue, Hermes can see past the potato and the stairs to the great hall beyond, where his contemporaries are enthusiastically sodomising each other with vegetables. Hermes sighs and looks the other way, staring through the enormous picture windows at the grounds outside. It is an overcast day and a light rain has soaked the lawns beyond the ha-ha.
His curiosity is piqued by the crude scene of two of the gardeners lewdly gesturing to a parlour maid. The maid, unperturbed, reaches into her shawl for a large carrot, which she snaps with a splitting sound which reaches even Hermes. The gardeners back away and resume their work whilst the maid stalks haughtily away.

Hermes is mightily aroused and immediately retires to his chambers to prepare a sonnet.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:28, archived)
# "prepare a sonnet"?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:35, archived)
# I think it works in context.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:41, archived)
# If Happy Toast isn't interested
I might pitch it to Ultravox for their next video.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:54, archived)
# haha, surefire winner
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:57, archived)
# Something that requires "What's he building in there?" for theme score
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:41, archived)
# Rupert Murdoch dying of anal rape by an elephants cock.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:46, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 17:27, archived)
# A 61 cm square of canvas
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:51, archived)
# you didn't specify straight on
*perspectives*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 17:28, archived)
# Ninja willy otters!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:56, archived)
# Draw me
like one of your French girls.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 17:02, archived)
# Draw me a pint of man-gravy please barman!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 17:24, archived)
# I'd like to see some trifle being shoved up a cockend and the custard being shat out.
wuv and huggles,
mmps
xxxxxx
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:35, archived)
# Breakfast doesn't get fresher than this...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:29, archived)
# Fresher than on kill it cook it eat it even...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:32, archived)
# Haha
"Press button; receive bacon" indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:33, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:46, archived)
# needs a sausage slot
..or is that round the back?
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:34, archived)
# haha!

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:34, archived)
# hahaha
I love the tagline and the names. ED BEAK.

BEAK is an excellent word.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:38, archived)
# "What's a henway?"
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:55, archived)
# Jesus Christ
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 17:53, archived)
# Nice shopping on the handles,
less so on the windows.

I have chickens. 100%TRUFAX
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:50, archived)
# You still collecting your own farts?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:57, archived)

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