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# weee!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:21, archived)
# Yay!
How lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:09, archived)
# I've just watched a man lift a kilo with his eyelid on ITV2
I feel like i've just floated somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:26, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:26, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:22, archived)
# Eeeeeeeeeggggggs iiiiiiinnnnnnn SPAAAAAAAAAAACE
(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:23, archived)
# {:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:41, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:24, archived)
# :D
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:25, archived)
# woob woob woob woob
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:39, archived)
# hahaha
the sound effects make that one :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:52, archived)
#
www.stockmusicsite.com/stockmusic/summary/play.cfm/crumb.2/crumc.0/sound_iid.336951
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:02, archived)
# \oOOo/
yay :))
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:01, archived)
# yay for spase adventure
how is he propelling himself though?

Did he recently do a massive space fart?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:25, archived)
# space___*click*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:25, archived)
# hurrah!
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:27, archived)
# wheeee!!
awww lovely :))
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:30, archived)
# :D brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:32, archived)
# BEANS... IN... SPAAAAAAAACE!!!
Edit: Everyone else is saying it's an egg. I always thought of your little men as beans though...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:33, archived)
# awwwww
he well roolz spase :)
(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:41, archived)
# EGGS IN SPAAAAAAAAACE
yeah, fuck you henson, i said it

edit: drenched in stale mind piss
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:44, archived)
# Bit GC there
www.b3ta.com/board/10739291
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:46, archived)
# it's been a long 24 hours...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:49, archived)
# That looks like snow, not wee?

EDIT: Oh, I see, he has filled his helmet with wee!

Pfftt... I said Helmet!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:54, archived)
# snow is floaty stars are scrolly
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:58, archived)
# The floaty snow on this is ace
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:57, archived)
# This glees me out proper.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:23, archived)
# Yay!
Top filenameage, too!
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:25, archived)
# Hugs
Lovely. Makes me smile after pixelgate.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:07, archived)
# This is all I can think of when I see the Albert Nobbs poster
(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:26, archived)
# Ew.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:43, archived)
# very much
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:31, archived)
# Open All Hours - Eric Pickles trains the delivery boy, Nick Clegg
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:18, archived)
# hahaha, clegg's face is perfect
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:30, archived)
# arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:35, archived)
# hahaha nicely
pickles has lost weight
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:44, archived)
# Good point - I may try to fix that, but
my PC may not have the processing power ...
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:50, archived)
# hahaha
can't generate enough values of pi
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:59, archived)
# Made the change
but can't increase his girth by much more due to distortion & blurring. Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:22, archived)
# Hehe, Clegg would also make a good Pike
Also, spazzing back it looks like I picked a bad 24 hours to be offline for. Woo for sexy pics of futuristic b3tans, and congratulations to Clay, who rates 0.7 LS18s on the flounceometer.

Seriously, Clay/Wanky, if you're reading - Sad to see you go. All the best and I'll be sure to check your sites to see what you're up to.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:56, archived)
# is the flounceometer a linear or logarithmic scale?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:01, archived)
# Linear, I think
Basically, LS18 is the yardstick, and Clay's was 70% as good as LS18's.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:04, archived)
# LS18 had a good flounce but it wasn't the best
it wasn't brown enough
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:33, archived)
# the font sucked too
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:39, archived)
# This is inspired!
Woo there :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:58, archived)
# Cheers Sir!
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:28, archived)
# sorry to TJ
but is anyone like really craving greasy chips with loads of salt and vinegar on them right now? with lots of thickly buttered bread and the chips and the grease melt the butter and it all mixes in with the salt and the vinegar.

is anyone craving that right now?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:01, archived)
# needs to be broon sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:03, archived)
# you can have salt+vinegar + brown sauce you know
there is no limit to only one condiment

infact, multiple condiments are reccommended
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:04, archived)
# here in edinburgh we have broon
brown sauce mixed with vinegar! win!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:21, archived)
# Strangely, no
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:03, archived)
# that is quite strange.
maybe you'll feel better later.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:04, archived)
# It's because
I have a HUGE steak to consume :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:23, archived)
# Uncanny. I was just thinking about this but with pepper instead of salt.
I haven't had chips for months and months.

Now I really really want them even more.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:05, archived)
# yum yum, nice with pepper too
I really am pondering the multi condiment bombardment scenario though
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:06, archived)
# I have potatoes and all of the necessary equipment for chip production.
I also have bread, vinegar, salt and Lurpak.
I'm gonna do it.
You're a bad influence discomeats.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:12, archived)
# happy to be of assistance
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:13, archived)
# Not too keen on chip butties, to be honest.
I'm more a chips and curry type, personally... or gravy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:07, archived)
# I wasn't suggesting chip butties specifically
just chips with buttered bread, to add to the consumption experience.

I do like to get a nice fish'n'chips with curry sauce, but that's like £ACTUALMONEY these days, which is quite scary.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:08, archived)
# Ahh, I see.
I only really get something from the chippy if it's been a good week money-wise.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:50, archived)
# I just this minute got some chips out of the freezer
and found my freezer has broken down and they were all warm and soggy. Still cooking them though, should be fine.

I am also having sausages.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:07, archived)
# they'll be fine :)
as ever oven chips can be

I do find adding a bit of oil helps them taste nicer though

and yay for sausnages
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:09, archived)
# I should also mention that the sausages, though refrigerated
had last Wednesday as a use-by date. So if I never post again after tonight, you know what happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:16, archived)
# *ponders joke about swallowing the occasional sausage that you shouldn't have*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:22, archived)
# *makes witty retort, possibly with reference to The Buzzcocks*
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:29, archived)
# hellman's mayonnaise
(herman:D, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:10, archived)
# or, Man of HELL's "mayonaise"
I found that having chips with tomato sauce, brown sauce, mayonaise, mint sauce all separately available for chippy dipping action produces a fine enhanced multiplied condiment enjoyment experience, which is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:15, archived)
# Devil's spunk, you say?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:15, archived)
# you need this:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poutine
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:20, archived)
# only canadians need poutine
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:22, archived)
# haha
not canadian, but got a taste for it since i moved here...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:29, archived)
# round here we just call that cheesy chips with gravy on
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:30, archived)
# i though that at first but it's a bit different
the cheese they use is more like halloumi...squeaks when you bite it. good drunk food :)
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:42, archived)
# might be nice on a cheese cracker?
poutine on the ritz
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:31, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:27, archived)
# Bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:37, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:40, archived)
# :(
Now I know how PedroHin feels all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:21, archived)
# I don't know why they are called aqueducts
I didn't see a single duck



Click for biggy
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:06, archived)
# Now lets go bomb Manchester airport
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:09, archived)
# Can't we light a small fire in Caerphilly bus station?
It's not far from me and my bombs got all damp in the shed.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:14, archived)
# ok but make sure everyone knows wanky told you to do it
we could always climb the shard and drop pennies off the top
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:16, archived)
# ZOMG! they'll go though a person and 20metres in to the pavement!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:48, archived)
# it a shame this place is considered so dead you get away with this shit, no offence
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:09, archived)
# pretty sure people know where the hide button is
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:13, archived)
# still pushes someones comedy post off the page, no offence
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:16, archived)
# not clicked the pic I guess
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:16, archived)
# i never bother with your links, between you and wobbly bloke the fun has been mostly sucked dry for me, no offence
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:17, archived)
# then post something amusing
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:19, archived)
# wasn't that my point? you cant just nick my point, i said no offence
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:25, archived)
# the joke is if you click the pic
it's been ruined now, my easter holidays are ruined
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:26, archived)
# you should try to take less offence, no offence
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:30, archived)
# That's it I'm going to flounce and delete everything
then start posting again with a lol comedy account
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:31, archived)
# He made a joke about a duck, though
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:32, archived)
# joke has been ruined
It does have a funny but you need to click it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:34, archived)
# are aqueducts
a line of ducts waiting for something?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:13, archived)
# duct tape, probably.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:24, archived)
# that would be a long rapey line
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:27, archived)
# Gah D: that's like, 18 flavours of wrong there.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:37, archived)
# and yet it feels so right
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:38, archived)
# That's my evening's wanking material sorted
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:41, archived)
# Duct Soup
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:57, archived)
# frustrated ducts
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:25, archived)
# HUNTEEERRRRR!
*mashes the melee button*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:23, archived)
# GUWAAAAAAGH! *jumps*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Scary Skellington
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:15, archived)
# Kick it in the clavicles
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:23, archived)
# That'll learn him
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:28, archived)
# Now you mention it...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:38, archived)
# He just wants a hug
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:48, archived)
# this reminds me of the birthday skeleton
bostondanceparty.deviantart.com/art/Birthday-Skeleton-162070160
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:52, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:00, archived)
# Ha ha, I thought that was scary enough
until I noticed the cock.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:06, archived)
# aaarrrgghh!!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:23, archived)
# ha - he's literally danced his ass off!
*reaches for lasers*
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:44, archived)
# Come back Clay! Here's a CCC in your honour...
NSFW: www.b3tards.com/u/dceb14b0c0ee9d13b69a/clay-cdc.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:37, archived)
# I'm pretty sure penis's (penii?) are always NSFW fella
even if its just the tip
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:38, archived)
# Ooops! You'd think I'd know by now...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:41, archived)
# hahahahahahhaaha awesome
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:42, archived)
#
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:51, archived)
# *waves back*


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:52, archived)
# XD HAA HAA HAA...oh what a day we are having.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:53, archived)
# Ooh I love penguins
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Aww how cute! It's a little heiroglyphic man! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:04, archived)
# Is that for me? I don't quite understand, could you explain it?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:30, archived)
# you got called a nazi
i have illustrated said event







not really, it's just a toast-relief heiroglyphic of a man waving


aw, fuckit. make of it what you will. but don't take anything seriously, it's only the internet, for fuck's sake.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Just the tip?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS-7zTzrSAA (NSFW - cartoon nudity)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:52, archived)
# As a third declension Latin noun, "penes" is the correct Latin plural, while "penises" is also acceptable in English
Though I think my favourite plural would be "clitorides"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:04, archived)
# ...a range of chemicals based on ladybuttons.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:07, archived)
# I thought it sounded like an idyllic string of little islands where one could get away from it all...
...based on ladybuttons, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:08, archived)
# Much nicer.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:40, archived)
# not too sure about the stench of the local fishmarket sometimes though
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:56, archived)
# Is his stuff still in the auction,
or has he flounced that away, too?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:05, archived)
# stop giving people tips then banning them
www.b3ta.com/board/10738781
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:09, archived)
# Pottery is a matter of life or death
It's kiln, or be kilned.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:39, archived)
# please leave some puns left for us
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:41, archived)
# you're fired!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Momma said there'd be glaze like this
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Sir, ram ic up your twat.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:52, archived)
# (thought i'd give it a spin)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Bit of a funny turn, that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:01, archived)
# you knead to throw these puns away
they're very por(celain)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:52, archived)
# please pot a stop to this now
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:54, archived)
# Otherwise whee'l slip on them.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:54, archived)
# White stoneware wheel thrown clay ftw
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:51, archived)
# haha
I'd love to but

1. seeing as I aready requested the Clay login be deleted because as I showed with robs reply, the moderators on this site edit posters posts without them knowing.
EDIt: adding words and phrases into posts for example as I caught one doing with mine

2. Why is this serious? well it's serious because everything you post on the internet has an IP address. If someone posts something like inciting a riot on facebook or saying they should bomb an airport it leads to convictions .

so in theory a mod on this site could edit your post to say something inflamatory and it would have your IP address on it. And there's fuck all you can do about it. after all who is going to believe you...unless you post rob's reply. Im not saying a mod here would do that...but they crossed a line to show anything is possible

if I had not posted robs mail reply noone would have believed it , that's the sad fact

there's a trust when you have when you sign up to forum that you give to the mods with your email passwords etc that they don't abuse trust like that.

be aware of that when you link your login name to your real name elseewhere on the net etc (this comedy account I'm using now has no links to anything)

4. I needed to get work done anyway and this site was taking up too much time so it seemed a good excuse as any to bin the account - and as I said to rob I noticed my paintings on google where linking back to the Clay login which had some pretty risky stuff on QOTW which would probably come back to haunt me

5. apologies for accusing Happytoast of tinkering with my posts ..but I think I had a right to feel paranoid given it was actually happening by the mods

(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:07, archived)
# I've been posting inflammatory things on here for years
I thought that was the whole point?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:10, archived)
# why don't you
say we should bomb manchester airport and see what happens - that's the point I'm making. Given i've shown the mods can hack your account and get you say to anything , it will show your IP address . there is nothing to prove you didn't type it. that's the point I was making
(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:15, archived)
# LET'S BOMB MANCHESTER AIRPORT
CLAY SAID WE SHOULD DO IT
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:19, archived)
# haha who's clay??
user doesn't exist ;)

you can see why I asked for the profile to be deleted rather than just walking away from this site.

also I did not do any thread/image deletions before and I notice the the T2 compo entry was even uncomped, which is a bit pissy
(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:24, archived)
# Frankly no, I don't understand at all
I've known for years that mods can edit posts here - I've seen them do it loads of times, especially when prepping one for the FP
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:32, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:34, archived)
# christ
yep they can edit posts and they put 'mod edit' next to the edit.

when they go into a post and change the words and adding stuff wiothout your knowledge or without leaving a reference to say they did it , it basically get you to say anything under your profile name and they did it without informing anyone. Which is what they did to one of my posts
(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:36, archived)
# Yeah, that happened to me too
*massive shrug*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:40, archived)
# yeah I guess like
everything else on this site its all 'meh' and buddha like until it actually happens to them.

so yeah mods changing posts making the user seem paranoid to discredit them 'meh'. who gives a fuck eh.

I've seen you be a little too serious with Jolly Jack what happened to the faux sophisticated detatched world wary attitude there then? maybe you should have employed that shoulder shrug instead of getting all prissy about him and trolling the poor bastard? 'meh'

EDIT: one thing I can admit proudly - I treat people on the internet as I do in real life - and I certainly don;t fucking troll people

(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:00, archived)
# Totally agree with that last statement.
which is why I'm forever shocked by internet trolling - would these people act this way face to face with their 'victim' I doubt it unless they like nursing a black eye. I always treat people the way I would in real life.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:45, archived)
# Ahahahahahahaha
Someone actually hit me in the eye last week, so I guess I'm like this in real life too. Like I really give a fuck, I've been dining out on the story since then.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:06, archived)
# I don't butter people egos in real life either
enough tossers get on my bus with a big enough chip on their shoulder and I'm more than willing to knock that chip off if they start mouthing off. This doesn't always work out well but I in most cases it makes them think.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:10, archived)
# I'm willing to have a good old fashioned argument with anyone who comes along
I love a good argument, me. It's when arguments turn to fisticuffs that I get a bit annoyed :/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:29, archived)
# this is what annoys me most about forums
because if people behaved in real life as they do on these places (following someone aorund trolling them, acting the hard man - they wouldn;t last very long) manners has a survival function

when you allow annonymity, the dickheads come out to play ...because they can. would you follow JJ aorund in real life...shout insults at his work in front of him in real life?



not fucking likely old son :)
(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:02, archived)
# Oh cry me a fucking river will you?
You want to talk about anonymity? My face has been on the front page and Rob mentions my real name in the newsletter every chance he gets. I'm probably the least anonymous b3tan you could pick to try this shit on, yet you're blubbing because someone resized your image?

Do me a favour, you massive fucking baby.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:36, archived)
# go up to JJ
and talk to him like you do on the intrenet to his face. meet up with me and talk to me as you are doing now to my face - or anyone else for that matter

that is what I fucking mean, as well you fucking know

its pretty fucking obvious the troling I'v eseen by you on posters wouldn't be kept up by you in real life if you knew you couldn't get away with it via the safety of your fucking keyboard


.
(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:40, archived)
# I was hoping to see JJ at the bash
There are plenty of b3tans who have met me in real life. I can be quite annoying, and I like swearing. If you're such a pussy that you're wound up by a bit of trolling and a bit of swearing then I sincerely suggest you go home and cry to your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:45, archived)
# you have to show me the bit
were I'm being wound up by trolling? I seem to be calling you a tiresome little prick about your trolling of someone else

EDIT: would you like to meet me in real life for polite drinks and say this to my face, i don't do bashes? I guarantee you won't have the fuckinmg balls to be swearing as you are now and telling me to 'go home to my mum'. Which is my point as well you fucking know
(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:55, archived)
# I'm still wondering why you're bringing up the JJ stuff, but if it's a character assassination you're attempting
then, er, whatever man. I dunno, did I say something bad about one of your pictures or something? I just don't understand why you've got your panties all up in a bunch about this.

But you seem to be missing the point that I am admitting that I am this annoying in real life. I can provide you with references of people who have hit me because of things I have said to them.

And I am telling you that you are getting properly INTERNET UPSET over, quite literally, nothing. Now go and cry it off somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:08, archived)
# belive it or
not I'm actually replying to replies, don't think you've ever trolled me personally Ive seen you troll others though. You seem to think I have some grudge like we're ina fucking playground. belive it or not am actually talking about what Im talking about and not annoyed at you for someother reason your deluded mind can come up with

doesn't surprise me in th e least you get hit alot. Fucking
Darwinsm in action I think. You think the survival urge would kick in and you'd learn some fucking manners you juvenile stroppy dick
(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:33, archived)
# Yeah, I probably took the trolling a bit far there
*massive shrug*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:23, archived)
# Well, clay (if this is you), if you come back, i will be happy, because you are one of my favourite b3tans
Lovely arts, lovely sculptures, funny jokes and an all round pleasant chap.

I wouldnt blow all this out of proportion. Its not like youve had your civil rights violated with a big black dildo or something. Just a bit of silly internet bother.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:11, archived)
# ^This
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:15, archived)
# nah I'm not
I think the point about this site eating up too much of my free time was probably more the reason to be honest - but that mod stuff was an eye opener

seeya fella, loved your work too
(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:18, archived)
# :-(
Ill bookmark your blog and check in from time to time. Best of luck with your creative endevours.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:55, archived)
# ^this
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:58, archived)
# so long I'll miss your creative
and original work :(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:14, archived)
# cheers
(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:31, archived)
# if this is goodbye,
thanks for the lols, and take care of yourself :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:15, archived)
# You're 'Wanky'?
I never liked Wanky.
I like Clay though.
Restore what has been destroyed.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:18, archived)
# This :-(
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:30, archived)
# I don't go for these backdoor shenanigans.
I also think all gaz should be kept private regardless of anything.
Very wanky of you, Clay.....very wanky!
Fix this now before it's too late.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:38, archived)
# yep gazes shoudl be kept private
but I messaged rob that I was going to post it.

and really what other way could I prove that a mod was doing this?

You'd take my word for it?

pffft yeah that fucking worked out well!

lesser of 2 evils
(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:46, archived)
# I believe Clay.
I don't trust Wanky.
I just want my friend back... :'(
.......Is....... 'Clay'....... really......................... gone?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:50, archived)
# wanky is better than wanksy, trust me:
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:56, archived)
# You could have easily edited the screengrabbed gaz to say anything you want, though :)
Anyway, sad that you've decided to leave the site - I've enjoyed your work.

Don't forget you can still email stuff in for the newsletter without an account.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:02, archived)
# well
you could always gaz rob and you'd know the truth or if Im bullshitting.

it would take you less time than it took to type out that reply

but like i said, I seem to be spending too much time in this thread pointing out the fucking obvious

(enjoyed your stuff too btw ;) )
(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:09, archived)
# What happened to point 3?
Did it get deleted?












JOKE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:18, archived)
#
Theoretically a mod could edit posts to say something inflammatory, however this would show up in the server logs - proof of the origin of the tinkering.

I very much doubt that mods here have access to our passwords, that is considered a security risk as many people use the same password for many purposes. I'm admin on a music sharing site, none of us (not even sysop) can access passwords (salted passwords.)

Get some work done and come back to join the fun.

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Hey everyone! Nutmeat's password is: jenny1982
(Jeremy Horse I'm the best of all the animals, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:25, archived)
# on a level probably
but you'd need access to the server logs. and on the surface it shows you saying something you never said. Why would they allow to to go to these lengths to prove it when its looks perfectly obvious on the surface

And who is going to believe you? when instead they just call you paranoid believing moderators would do that and they'd exert mob justice before you can actually prove your innocence (as I experienced)

far better to walk away from a forum that has moderators or one rogue moderator that would cross the line and do bollocks like that
(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:28, archived)
# I really think that you're taking this far too seriously.
Toastie was genuinely trying to help you out with the 400 pixels business, you seem to have taken it very hard. I salute your use of 404 pixels, it made me chuckle many many times in the last 24 hours or so. But put it in perspective - you're getting worked up about very little.
I can understand why you're pissed off about having your post changed however that was a bit of misguided fun by a mod on a grim Bank Holiday Monday. I don't think there's anything sinister in it.

Walk away, but please walk back in when you've done some work. We've lost too many b3tans lately.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:34, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10739156
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:36, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10739189
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:07, archived)
# Iwell he knew what he was doing
but it's pointless talking about it

but if taking it hard means telling him "why should you care". I guess I can't win
(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:37, archived)
# well luckily the post os still up
www.b3ta.com/board/10737720

so you can see how little I care about his trolling in that post. But posters will believe what they want and I notice alot come out the woodwork to throw shit for the sake of it. So Its pointless trying to reason about it. what the fuck does logic come into it when people want to form an opinon? And what's the point

I don;y take it personally its usually the same few posters who generally just look for any old excuse to vent the bile when an opportunity to kick someone when they're down arises
(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:40, archived)
# This is b3ta, throwing shit for the sake of it is all part of the fun.
The bullying, trolling, flouncing and massive protest for the sake of a few kilobytes/pixels is almost as important as the puerile digital arts.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:47, archived)
# I know
that's why I told him I didn't care and I asked him why should you. Like I said whats the point of even pointing this out when the posts are there to see that I didn't give a flying fuck
(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:55, archived)
# joke is better than technique
so what if it loses 3% of quality during a html resize? i don't care, and i've a feeling clay didn't either.

on the other hand, it must be hard for the mods to write width=400 into the html image tags...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:46, archived)
# ...except
I'd had images 422 pixels wide Fpd with no image adjustment and one was 404 so fuck knows what happytoast was on about

but like i told him I didn't really care. only he seemed to care about it - but guess it turns out it was me being too serious all along. go figure!
(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:49, archived)
# Mebbe he was hoping you'd flounce and finally the spotlight would be his...
But he's never come across as a bad bloke. Maybe he was trying to be helpful. Sometimes people are less helpful when they try to help. Human nature.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:51, archived)
# maybe.... just maybe
I actually don't give a flying fuck and never did
(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:58, archived)
# You're making quite a fuss for somebody who doesn't give a flying fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:03, archived)
# no i'm replying to you
pointing out the what I thought was the obvious. But like i said its an argument that can't be won.
(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:06, archived)
# OK then.
I've enjoyed much of your work, I hope to see more of it in the future somewhere. Have fun! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:10, archived)
#
I don't hold any grudges against anyone not even the rogue mod (it was obviously a joke)- the bile and hatred from some posters like prodigy69 is so laughable as it can't be taken seriously, and the obssesiveness with image size from Mr Soppybread. 24/7 posters losing perspective . the poor bastards.

like I said up there I really do try to treat people on teh internet as I do in real life. and I certainly don't fucking troll people continuously. So yeah. cheers and seeya
(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:20, archived)
# mebbe, (and i quote):
"Also very opinionated and likes a good discussion which gets me in to trouble too often, mainly because I stumble over my words, get misunderstood and have trouble getting my point across."

i suffer similar problems, but i tend to analyse what i am about to post and, more often than not, don't post anything.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:03, archived)
# I can't believe you're Wanky dude,
I loved Clay you know I did, but you know what my opinion of Wanky was...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:32, archived)
# lol mods
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:39, archived)
# It's a damn shame,
you have massive talent and I hope you'll find time to contribute in the future...
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:42, archived)
# use this IP blocker
PeerGuardian 2
(herman:D, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:00, archived)
# To put it into some kind of perspective though
the 'abuse of trust' and 'tinkering with your posts' actually consisted of resizing your pic by 4 pixels, right?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:28, archived)
# jesus
nope, i'm talking about a mod going in and changing the fucking words of a post without letting anyone know he's fucking doing it . as I caught one mod doing with mine

nothing to do with fucking image sizeor pixels there seems to be only one poster who cares so very fucking much about that

would you like me to post the screengrab of rob's reply of him admitting a mod did this or would you like to just gaz rob to fucking confirm it yourself? or would you like me to hold your fucking dick next time you take a piss?

EDIT: ah but I guess you knew this (as I explained it clear enough above already)...but it probably helps for whatever reason for you to appear so fucking coy about everything, got to love the internet eh ;)
(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:37, archived)
# Christ, go out in the fresh air or something you fucking massive drama queen
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:50, archived)
# given I probaly only spend
about 3-6 hours a week on this site compared to the 24/7 of some in this place, think I'll give a few replies if it's ok with you dixon

if pointing out hypocritical bullshit in strong language makes someone a drama queen . I guess I'm Dame fucking Judy Garland then
(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:53, archived)
# I'm confused again
You said this site takes up too much of your time and now argue that you are barely here? /Right wing blog
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:15, archived)
# yep I have a small family
plus a hectic job as well as volunteer work, free time amounts to a handful of hours I usually spend on internet/ here or sculpting. clear enough dear? saying it takes up too much time means out of what I have as free time. I can understand how confusing it must all be
(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:17, archived)
# I honestly don't
care, darling. I like your arts and enjoyed seeing them. But if you are going, just go.
Sweetheart.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:24, archived)
# that's good
I like how people say how they don't care by typing it out, sometimes a few posts after each other. And actually take the time to first prompt the reply about the fact "they just don't care darling"

I guess you just don;t care to the extent that instead of just fucking ignoring this thread or my replies, you won't be typing out another reply then?

and my replies in this thread was a reply to the opening post about me above so I think im entitled given the mod tinkering that few know about, if its ok with you sweetheart

(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:29, archived)
# I might.
Might not.

EDIT: I do wish you would label your Edits.
You do what ever you think is right Honey, and I hope it acheives what you want it to acheive.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:32, archived)
# nah you'll keep replying
despite trying to convince us all that you just don't care darling, by typing it out

you say you like my arts like I care a flying fuck about your opinion on anything least of all my work.

you reply to me asking me a question and when i reply you say you don't care. and you'll continue to reply

because you're one of those posters who when they sense drama on the board appear as if from nowhere to use the opportunity to draw attention to themselves. like your endless gifs you used to post of yourself. at least you did until I pointed out that's why I put you on ignore and you stopped doing it

now I guess you won't be replying again because "you just don't care darling"

(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:55, archived)
#


/MOD EDIT: please don't say stuff like that, there's a dear.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:06, archived)
# the mod edited out your reply mediocre
pm me instead, or was the point that people should see you saying it rather than actually just me privately?
(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:12, archived)
# I was just being lolwacky

I think that if you're to stay: stay. And if you're to leave: leave. Up to you, of course. But this prolonged saying goodbyes whilst hammering your point home (which is well made by now) is pretty much superfluous and tedious by now.

-xxx-
mediocre
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:20, archived)
# I think you're misunderstanding
in what sense is this a fucking long goodbye? reading some of the previous threads today its pretty fucking obvious noone knows why I asked for my login to be deleted

some one above posted about Clay and I'm replying. people are replying to me and I'm answering them.

or is this the faux misunderstanding I keep fucking seeing on these replies?

EDIT: seriously, though pm me that first thing you posted as a reply to me, that was edited by the Mod
(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:22, archived)
# so, just so everyone's clear...
What happened again ?
Something about posting your images too wide ?
And they deleted your account ?

harsh..
(SquidHead, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:26, archived)
# it must be troll o'clock I guess
www.b3ta.com/board/10739236
(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:27, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10739196
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:30, archived)
# let me state the fucking obvious again
in the intial thread prompted yeasterday by my T2 image entry I did not give a fucking toss about the image size bollock . In fact I said that in the thread you just linked but you cut out the above replies www.b3ta.com/board/10739177 .

its pretty clear Im giving a fuck about these replies in this thread right now is it not?
(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:33, archived)
# out of interest..
have you slept since posting the T2 image yesterday ?
(SquidHead, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:36, archived)
#
have you seen me posting through the night and earlier today then?

I guess you kind of know the answer to your own question then in that case. Its amazing how fucking obvious alot of these replies are.

(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:38, archived)
# I was implying that you're blowing things out of proportion a bit (the old "someone's tired" wind-up)
That said, I've suddenly remembered that people on the internet have feelings too, and if I'd had a bit of an embarrassing flounce I wouldn't want random strangers winding me up about it.
I therefore pre-emptively retract the trolling I was about to embark on, and genuinely wish you all the best.
Peace out.
(SquidHead, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:43, archived)
# ah that old
chestnut again

www.b3ta.com/board/10739192

EDIT: also also given your reply up there
www.b3ta.com/board/10739459
its obvious that you basically know nothing about what this is about (or adopting that faux misunderstanding) you do realise your reply is meaningless.

Which begs the question why reply when you don't know ...or pretend to not know
(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:46, archived)
# Nothing was edited by any mod, it was all me, Wanky
as I stated, I was just being lolwacky

I am going to do something else now.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:34, archived)
# thats great me too
makes me wonder why you fucking bothered in the first place.

but hey, you're in good company today
(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:23, archived)
# I'm just here for the, as they say in the trade, lulz

I come here to have a laugh and that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:08, archived)
# strangely enough
me too, I always have
(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:32, archived)
# Oh just grow up.
I'm bored of your whining now.
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 3:35, archived)
# Hahaha
actually I was just asking, because I wasn't around. I didn't see the comment you're referring to either.
And then, after posting my question, I coyly went out shopping. You know; outside, in the sunlight.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:01, archived)
# yep I've been out old son
all day and visited this board late evening.

You know , out all day, when you were in here in this site

I love how the fact I've been on this thread a while this evening now translates that somehow I'v e been here 24/7 all week. its like some posters need some tactic, something, anything to latch onto to use when there's fuck all else but they need to make a dig.
(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:08, archived)
# Mate, sign out.
You might want to come back at some point. As it is you're acting like a twat to people who aren't even giving you a hard time.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:00, archived)
# yeah mate
because that doesn't apply to you either, does it mate
(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:02, archived)
# No, really, he wants to hold your fucking dick while you piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:06, archived)
# Christ.
I thought you'd gone. But now it seems you've come back to tell us all that you've gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:25, archived)
# Shame you're going.
I loved your work.
So long and good luck.
PS cool of you to come back and say proper goodbyes
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:41, archived)
# cheers
;)
(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:57, archived)
#
proper goodbyes drawn out rants
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:47, archived)
# cheers wildyes
but if it wasn't tl.dr for you you'd know it wasn't a rant. someone started a thread about the Clay login and i'm posting replies within it
(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:56, archived)
# I might change my name to wildyes!
it's a lot better.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:00, archived)
# ZOMG YOU EDITED YOUR POST!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:02, archived)
# let me reply with that edit then
someone started a thread about the Clay login and i'm posting replies within it

(sorry for the name mistype genuine mistake)
(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:06, archived)
# I am only lightly joshing you, I honestly have no opinion on the whole thing
I like hastily stapled together charts rather than words that mean stuff.

/exits the debating ring
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:08, archived)
# no probs ;)
(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:11, archived)
# The temptation to edit my post to make it look like you saing no probs to something you dont agree with is great.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:17, archived)
# Just right, definitely did read.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:42, archived)
# wow, your deep knowledge of these technical thingummies is truly stunning
did you learn that from the papers where they were warning you about those bad internet pirate rapists?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:58, archived)
# Where did you get this picture of my sex cock?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:36, archived)
# hahahaahahahahahahahhahahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:37, archived)
# Hahahahaha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:38, archived)
# Hahaha! Christ.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:38, archived)
# Hahaha! Oh dear :D
A bloke goes up to a woman in a club and says "Can I smell your pussy?" She says "no" and he replies "Oh, must be your feet then."
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:40, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Arf!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:51, archived)
# 687 pixels?????
*opens flaming torch stall*

(nice pic :D )
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:48, archived)
# Ah, I see you've met my ex
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:38, archived)
# elephantisis of the left thigh will have that effect on a pale blue/green skinned man
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:43, archived)
# You made that thigh.
We blame you for that thigh.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:49, archived)
# He also abused my animals.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:54, archived)
# I forgot about the 404 protest and spent 10mins trying to understand the 'page not found' images.
???
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:00, archived)
# Ha ha...they're pulling double duty.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:04, archived)
# It's not her fault, she can't even see down there!
Have a truly awful fish joke:
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:45, archived)
# I'm tempted to dig out my multi story carp arc,
but I think people have suffered enough pun damage already
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:46, archived)
# Ooof, imagine that.
I don't think /board cod handle that right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:48, archived)
# If you want fish puns
I can recommend "I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again", season 7, episode 11, with its Prune Play of the Week, "20,000 leaks under the sea".

Teapot!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:52, archived)
# Oh excellent :D I could always do with a boost of my pun vocabulary.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:55, archived)
# Oh, they thrived on puns in that show...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:00, archived)
# OOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFF
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:51, archived)
# i feel compelled to point out
that I like this.
(SquidHead, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:45, archived)
# I enjoyed this, as much as he is enjoying that sweet sweet smell
Good work, tommy!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:56, archived)
# I'm over here. I can't reply.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBMY63-udZg
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:50, archived)
# Ha ha...thanks...but I opted out for this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2vE5b_FgEA&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:54, archived)
# While I still remember how...


Oh no the pink, the pink, the PINK, PINK, I need the mind bleach after that search...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Gash gun?
RIS
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:23, archived)
# My Little Pony captive bolt gun
the gash was just there to be altered.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:26, archived)
# Whats a captive bolt gun?
Is it one of those things they shoot cows with in abbatoirs?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:32, archived)
# Also horses
'irony fell flat'
'cries'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:34, archived)
# sorry
im just not familiar with animal killing weapons
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:35, archived)
# Neither am I really, blame the meds.
/vegetarian 20yrs+
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:36, archived)
# I was just reading about the band, Yes, today
In the 70s, they were all strict veggies and teetotallers, except for Rick Wakeman. There's also an amusing anecdote in the book about a 22lb turkey, but it's too long to type out.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:43, archived)
# RIStastic
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:31, archived)
# haha feeling a bit like i need that today... have some (bolt from the) blue :))
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:32, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:35, archived)
# bokeh boogie tiem
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:56, archived)
# Unicorn Brand
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:37, archived)
# For happy animals
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:41, archived)
# The good acid.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:44, archived)
#
Strawberries!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:56, archived)
# 1980s acid FTW! :D
Smiley mushrooms!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Mickey Mouse was shit.
Purple Pyramid was something else.
Blue Microdot wins all.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:08, archived)
# When I was a lad, the Afghani...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:32, archived)
# used to see a lot of penguins
& floyds :))
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:50, archived)
# Awesome Quoll
Is Awesome.

The board needs more fluff today.
'Ave it!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:14, archived)
# quollity !
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:15, archived)
# this isn't nam
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:12, archived)
# Question :
Anyone got any good cat recipes? Our cat just bit through my headphone cable. I'll have to dig out the soldering iron.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:15, archived)
# you can't cook a cat with a soldering iron,
it'd take forever
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:16, archived)
# I'll just listen to some music while I wait
Haven't got many mp3s though. I'm a solder of four tune.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:20, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:22, archived)
# D'oooh!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Well that's not a crime.
It's a mere sin 'arry.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:06, archived)
# Haha ow!
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:02, archived)
# According to the SAS survival handbook:
Cat meat is like rabbit - stew thoroughly before eating
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:17, archived)
# You're clearly not paying enough attention to your cat
and have paid the price. Just be thankful it was only a cable it bit through.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:18, archived)
# LISTEN TO THIS MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:20, archived)
# snedded ponk with ambrosia tremels
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:20, archived)
# It's out of season
Will canned suffice?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:25, archived)
# I suppose, as long as you scream while opening it*

*helps break down the goos gumption
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:28, archived)
# You buried your soldering iron?
How odd.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:24, archived)
# HappyClay
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Oooohhhh
full of scathing symbolism...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:54, archived)
# ^this +
getting a slapping.
'runs'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:05, archived)
# is he shaping it, or slapping it?
Maybe it should be a clay bottom?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Spanking it.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:11, archived)
# No big statement really
Just seems a bit silly to me
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:07, archived)
# hello
is it clay you're looking for?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:57, archived)
# how did you miss that cdc opportunity?
and if only we had been in that much harmony, I did try, god knows I did :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:03, archived)
# Crudely drawn clay?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:07, archived)
# sorry, cdcc
crudely drawn (as in pulled) clay cock
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:11, archived)
# I think you should use your mod powers to have this thread merged with the previous one you edited.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:12, archived)
# I only use my powers for good
like resizing and FP'ing his picture before he had it all deleted
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:15, archived)
# now I don't know if you're serious or not, i wasn't
I think i've confused myslef

i'm in over my head here
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:21, archived)
# seriously
The whole conversation about 404 was not a FAQ thing as some people thought, I was FP'ing his picture, noticed it was too big, asked why he made such FP worthy images too big and he took offence (again) :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Sounds to me like he just got fed up of being FP'd all the time.
This might not be the case, but what other reason could there be? :S
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:29, archived)
# I think more a case of being told what to do or having something edited when he could have made it any size he wanted.
He chose not to and wanted it kept as is.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:38, archived)
# if you don't want to risk something appearing on the front page
don't post it on b3ta surely.

or at least politely reply and say, thanks but no thanks when asked
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:41, archived)
# that's also an option, better than going off in a huff
and don't call me gubbins..I mean Shirley

I think we should all move on, and have some gumchews.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:44, archived)
# I'm never at risk of something appearing on the front page
Because no-one likes my stuff whenever I do post it. Everyone's happy all round!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:41, archived)
# or just don't fucking fp the ingrateful cunt again
he was acting like a mardy little shit when he made that anti fp bar the last time
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:43, archived)
# Doh, oh well, alls fair in japes and gubbins, that's what I always say*

*I've never said that, but it's something I would say if I was born with a larynx.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:31, archived)
# everything is better with gubbins
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:32, archived)
# I don't wish to start an argument or start a needless pointless debate about it, here is not the place, and I certainly have no problem with either you or Clay.
But my opinion for what it is worth.

It clearly states in the FAQs, the maximum size to fit on the front page is 400 px. So if someone makes an image that is over that size, the poster is quite clearly saying they don't want it on the front page, it is their choice, and nobody (and I'm not pointing my finger at you on your own, I mean all mods) should be resizing it to fit on the front page, it was the orignal posters decision to make it too big to fit, it was their decision to not want it on the front page, and no one should be editing their work to put it somewhere the orignal poster didn't want it put.

So if people want their work on the front page, 400px or less.

If it's larger than that, just leave it be and don't front page it :-)

As I said, I have no problem with you and I like your stuff, just expressing an opinion.

Happy times :-)

See you when you rejoin under a different user name Clay :-)I'm sure your lurking!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:58, archived)
# I AGREE.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:03, archived)
# You read and replied to that faster than I could edit out my usual typos!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:05, archived)
# ^all of this
also www.b3ta.com/board/10739108 the chap said his piece and that should have been enough imo, I liked the variety and originality of his images and hope he'll be back
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:09, archived)
# bollocks.
I've had loads of stuff fp'd that's been resized to fit on the fp.
clay was being an arse as per usual making a mountain out of f all
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:26, archived)
# yay
now it need more Patrick Swayze though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:28, archived)
# They should increase the space for FPs
to 404px wide.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:13, archived)
# then he'd have made his images 408 though
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:14, archived)
# That's ok
The mods could resize them.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:16, archived)
# isn't it better for the artist to
instead of risk the mod making a mess of it (woah, deja vu)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:18, archived)
# Mods have been resizing images to fit on the front page for at least as long as I've been here.
It seems an incredibly trivial thing to get in a strop over. Baffling.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:51, archived)
# I think Clay would still be here if Toastie's cronies hadn't all jumped on him
just my opinion as an outsider watching yesterdays proceedings as they happened
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:00, archived)
# I have cronies?!
awesome. who are they? they could come in useful one day.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:53, archived)
# indeed

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:54, archived)
# Take a bite out of crime.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:17, archived)
# 4 EVA IN ARE HARTZ & ANGLES
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:18, archived)
# *waits for it to animate*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:19, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:21, archived)
# ^ That is lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:22, archived)
# Thank you
Although her legs must be about 5 feet long. I prefer to think there is some type of hovercraft device going on.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:31, archived)
# .
hovercraft device bog roll
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:36, archived)
# ^ This - HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:30, archived)
# She reminds me of the floaty alien women in Mars Attacks
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDAaTzccCik
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:44, archived)
# That film has some great moments, and this is one of them!
Also, that creepy walk, also it annoys me that when her teeth are visible she chews the gum but the teeth don't move.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:09, archived)
# Yes that annoyed me as well
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:32, archived)
# ahaha, one of the utoob comments says the martian looks like
Callista Gingrich

it does!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:00, archived)
# This is the perfect flounce picture
I may have told you this yesterday, but I'm telling you again
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:41, archived)
# No, i think
the Gone with the wind Golden Flounce is better. But I wanted one for myself.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:45, archived)
# fluffeh, bet she smells good too
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:10, archived)
# 635px?! You MONSTER! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:22, archived)
# Good-night, sweet prince
And flights of angles sing thee to thy rest
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:26, archived)
# :D
FLOUNCE DANZE
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:36, archived)
# Hahaha
Despite being filmed with a potato, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:32, archived)
# I agree about the potatocam I wish there was a way of searching for the source of this video
like you can find the source of an image using Tineye
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:50, archived)
# It's looks like an old phone, might not be better one available.
I'll have to try Tineye.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:36, archived)
# What happen?
EDIT: Ah. A quick scroll down and I see.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Someone set clay up the bomb!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:38, archived)
# You have no chance to flounce make your time.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:40, archived)
# What you Clay?!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:42, archived)
# the word flounce always makes me hungry for quiche
and i don't know why
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:45, archived)
# *sobs* leave clay alone *sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:51, archived)
# Ahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:05, archived)
# ahhahaahahah
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:10, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:42, archived)
# OMFG D-:
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:05, archived)
# OPTIMIZED MELTING FACE GIF!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:06, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:07, archived)
# That's rather good, that is.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:12, archived)
# ^THis
(herman:D, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:06, archived)
# haha! it even does
a chin head at the end :)
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Excellent!
I remember seeing a cartoon pic in a biology textbook of what we'd look like if all our bones suddenly disappeared
So this brings back disturbing memories...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:16, archived)
# I imagine like strawberry Angel Delight with hair and a face?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:23, archived)
# It was like a big wobbly mess of a middle-aged woman
I think she had a shopping bag with her, implying that her bones had suddenly vanished while she was out shopping...
Which, depending how you look at it, is either quite frightening... or an episode of Bewitched :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:30, archived)
# A big wobbly mess of a middle-aged woman, huh?
I see them all the time in Salford Precinct.

To me, it sounds quite Roald Dahl-ian.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Yeah,
like Tales of the Unexpected... or to give it a more accurate name 'Someone Dies in an Upsettingly Traumatising Way' ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:44, archived)
# Or "Really Fucked up Shit Caught on Film".
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:51, archived)
# That was the original name
for 'You've Been Framed!'
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:32, archived)
# I thought it was "Toddlers Falling Off Things Clip Show" o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:33, archived)
# Probably still would.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Surprised, I'd imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:27, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:31, archived)
# what is this witchery?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Just messing around with Blender :-)
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:55, archived)
# Cloth simulation or soft body?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Cloth
Just the default settings, I think. Soft body simulations always seem to fall flat for anything with more than a dozen polys, but that's probably because I'm not doing it right.

By the way, if you're in the mood for modelling heads, I found some great source material here: smalltownnoir.com/

Interesting stories too.
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:45, archived)
# That reminds me of the Dick Tracy action figures :D
www.virtualtoychest.com/dicktracy/dicktracy.html
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:58, archived)
#
I'd never heard of that film. Is it any good? It doesn't look like things work out well for Lips Manlis.
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:10, archived)
# I can't remember
It was 1990 that I saw it
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:26, archived)
# It's the way I want to go
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:42, archived)
# whoa
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:39, archived)
# Nose
Always wondered what the nose was for. Now I know: it's a parking stand.
(DickTater is feeling a bit peckish, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Edward Mopper
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:03, archived)
# "Been waiting long, mate?"
"I'll be with you in 5"
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:17, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:59, archived)
# The board needs more love, man


Let's share a little love.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 14:40, archived)
# Fuck off.
Edit: Actually, I can't even see your pic cos our work is blocking the host :( This makes me sad
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 14:41, archived)
# it's shit anyway!
HAHAHAHHA
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 14:43, archived)
# I can't believe that.
You're ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 14:43, archived)
# I know, I'm extremely awesome
I just thought about myself and my special place went funny
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 14:44, archived)
# Is your special place Ipswich?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Ipswich has never been funny.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 14:54, archived)
# I beg to differ
but only when the Ipswich you're talking about is the one in Massachusetts
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Ipswich is very funny. They have a 30 foot scuplture of a major, swatting metal shit-flies on their public toilets in the centre of town.
swatting metal shit-flies on their public toilets in the centre of town.Hilarious!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:45, archived)
# This is sadly true.
Great use of council tax payers' money right there.
And the "University" has a large stone question mark in front of it that seems to have fallen over.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:56, archived)
# Nobody's special place is ipswich, unless they are some kind of murderiser
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Fuck everything! Twice!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:00, archived)
# In the arse! Using a sandpaper condom!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:04, archived)
# 396px wide?
*resizes to 400px*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 14:51, archived)
# waaaah!
waaahahahblblblrlr!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:02, archived)
# What the world/needs now
is... WOUND PORN
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:18, archived)
# Ah, go on then...
"You are fuhgedding the third rule in a crisis situation"

(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 13:23, archived)
# I hate violence
- But you're so good at it!

goodgoofs, good arnie japes
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 13:27, archived)
# Hehe, thank you
I only realised recently that the two main characters in Twins share their names with the two main characters in Pulp Fiction. How odd.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 13:35, archived)
# holy fuck
WELL OBSERVED, SIR!

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Whoa!
That was one intense episode of Taxi...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Another one of Tarantino's little referential jokes perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 13:58, archived)
# Hehe, could well be
I can imagine Twins being tucked in between some blaxploitation movies on his DVD shelf as a guilty pleasure...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 14:13, archived)
# I've just realised/looked up, Danny DeVito was a producer on Pulp Fiction
XD
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 14:34, archived)
# omg
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 14:37, archived)
# ^________________________^
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 14:44, archived)
# The world is now starting to make sense to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 14:50, archived)
# AHA!
I can sleep again now
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:19, archived)
# ^ D U C K ! ! ! ! !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 13:28, archived)
# :D YAY!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 13:33, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Oh god, not you as well
They're dropping like flies, it must be the curse of the Twins reference
http://www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=91070
http://www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=84644
http://www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=52745 :'(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 13:36, archived)
# You're kidding..?
Whose profile was that?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 13:45, archived)
# that's a shame, a regular contributer
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 13:49, archived)
# Sadly missed.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 14:22, archived)
# in hevin wid d angles
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 14:29, archived)
# 4eva in are hartz
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:07, archived)
# What the duck happened?
Part of the FP has disappeared.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Something to do with Clay having a massive flounce.
I've only just got here myself, but there's a fair bit of juicy tittle-tattle further down the board. Honestly, it's like the 'Take A Break' messageboards here, sometimes.

*cherishes those times*
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 14:05, archived)
# I've just had a read through it all and Clay seems to have been a massively self-important twat
that's my considered opinion
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 14:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Harsh, but fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 14:38, archived)
# *nods sagely*
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 14:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 14:50, archived)
# They just released the Samuel L Jackson DVD Boxset
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:44, archived)
# I'm an Iceberg breaking mother fucker motherfucker
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:47, archived)
# ^this
Samuel L is the only guy I know cool enough to say the word 'motherfucker' twice in succession and still have it make perfect grammatical sense.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:52, archived)
# Hahaha
I would watch all these in a Film4 movie marathon :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:49, archived)
# i love it!
Say 'turn here' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say 'turn here' one more Goddamn time!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:54, archived)
# haahhaahah
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 13:03, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 13:04, archived)
# ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 13:07, archived)
# you fork out a bit dre
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 13:18, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:47, archived)
# dredful
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 14:17, archived)
# hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:48, archived)
# oh he is a one
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 13:06, archived)
# motherfucking woo!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 13:24, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 13:34, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 13:24, archived)
# Motherfucking Avenger Fiction.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Cunnilingus, motherfucker, do you speak it?
(DickTater is feeling a bit peckish, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:06, archived)
# braw!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:18, archived)
# screw the shitwater and lentil soup - give them the science prize!
He's made them both levitate above it!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:20, archived)
# the Shitwater and lentil soup is near...and they are faaaaaar away

/ted
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:42, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:21, archived)
# Guilty chuckle :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:21, archived)
# MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Shitwater and lentil soup
*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:23, archived)
# Hull
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:29, archived)
# Cooking doesn't get any shittier than this...
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:35, archived)
# I'd never trust a lentil dish cooked by a bean
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:38, archived)
# haha niiiice!
also just noticed the front page looks a bit different so i made a terrible joke, too soon?

Not forgotten

CFB - 140k
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:39, archived)
# Haha, very good :)
I was gonna post a Twins gif I made ages ago after seeing his FP
I'm reluctant now, seems there's been some 'issues'
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:48, archived)
# Has there been some kind of drama?
We have the odd chat about esoteric matters and now his account has gone.

wass 'e dun nawh?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:51, archived)
# we broke him :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:53, archived)
# But if his account has gone that would mean a mod has b& him, what he dun?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:54, archived)
# he was being an arse over nothing
the mods resized his image?, he thought it was something to do with happy toast
flounced.
posted a screen grab of a gaz message with rob.
asked to have his account deleted.

got deleted.

that's what I gleamed from it.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:58, archived)
# hmm, silly bugger
oh well, Clay if you're reading this, chill out for a bit and come back and post more gubbins, but try not to embarrass yourself again

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 13:02, archived)
# Christ. That's some top drawer paranoia right there.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 13:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 13:52, archived)
# warning: requires reading
www.b3ta.com/board/10737720
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:54, archived)
# hmm I'll peruse this later, seems like a lot of drama over nuffin
it seems to come down to thissin
www.b3ta.com/board/10737915

So he asked for his profile to be deleted, righto oh
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:59, archived)
# yeah i think prodge's summary above is pretty much it though it is worth reading the whole thing
i think he's probably sat somewhere writing a hate list in his own faeces
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 13:04, archived)
# real lol
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 13:06, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 13:09, archived)
# monkey fingerpainting!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 14:26, archived)
# A glorious 4 pixel strop.
www.b3ta.com/board/10737720
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:54, archived)
# dubbal dubble
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 13:03, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:52, archived)
# *tucks in*
Delicious! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:40, archived)
# Hey look! It's a Bird's Eye microwaveable beef curry!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:44, archived)
# *bleurk*
Lentils taste naff. That is all, I read you every day. (ultra-obscure Teletext references)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:50, archived)
# Haha proper LOL :)
He looks so happy!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:54, archived)
# Sockfax
I do believe I like that internet better than the one I've got. Had fewer adverts, at least ...
(DickTater is feeling a bit peckish, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:07, archived)
# hmm nutty
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:51, archived)
# I've eaten Ethiopian cuisine (and Eritean, which is similar) several times.
It's excellent. Gored Gored (raw cubes of beef marinated in chilli-based sauce) is highly recommended for those with adventurous palettes.

For those in Manchester, Habesha in the Village is a hidden gem of a restaurant.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 13:19, archived)
# What's their shitwater & lentil soup like?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 13:56, archived)
# I think you have to make it yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 14:20, archived)
# How cosmopolitan.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:00, archived)
# needs more flies
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 13:49, archived)
[challenge entry] I keel you.
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:03, archived)
# I'm sure he'll enjoy his trip of a lifetime to the USA
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:09, archived)
# Bring on the tabloid headlines
Sling your hook etc........
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:13, archived)
# he seems 'armless
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Two hooks and one eye
Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:24, archived)
# interpretive Fan-Art
Based on Mofaha's b3ta.com/board/10738486
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:29, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:31, archived)
# i wondered what the fuck was gannin on til i saw the link
jolly good show, sir
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:33, archived)
# Snip Snap Pedro, bite my tail.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:35, archived)
# i wish people had tails :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:36, archived)
# Holla at ya, dawg
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:39, archived)
# The pipe tobacco would probably improve the seal's breath.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:40, archived)
# how do you know this ?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:48, archived)
# Have you never kissed a seal??
Christ, I thought we all did that.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:48, archived)
# i did sleep with a sea lion once
I was drunk
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:50, archived)
# Phwoar!!!
I bet that tastes salty!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:53, archived)
# i bet that was in your autocomplete :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:54, archived)
# i don't have an autocomplete
but if i did it would be in there
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:58, archived)
[challenge entry] candles
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:56, archived)
# Yeah Pedro get out there and french a seal like a big man
what the hell is wrong with you
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:50, archived)
# Yay! The Piscine Centipede.
Ummm... centifin.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:40, archived)
# Sharks would be much less terrifying
if they all wore lipstick
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:40, archived)
# That would actually make them scarier
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:42, archived)
# how do you know this?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:45, archived)
# My nan used to have a poem for it
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Lipstick on sharks
Makes then scarier
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:49, archived)
# haiku
i bought some lipstick
i put it on a sharks lip
i french kissed the shark
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:54, archived)
# Frustratingly open-ended:
I want to know what happens next!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:57, archived)
#
there once was a shark from nantucket
who one day, out shopping, said "fuck it"
some lipstick she bought
male sharks, off she fought
while humans agreed lipstick makes sharks scarier
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:57, archived)
# fuck, dude, NO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:14, archived)
# Human Penis
Female Sharkgina



It begins and ends here.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:58, archived)
# Hmm, now I think of it
sharks in drag *would* be a little sinister...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:56, archived)
# Sharky & Boy George
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:01, archived)
# where Sharky is played by Christopher Biggins
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:03, archived)
# Imagination: blown
Cor, Sharky and George... memories of getting up at 7:30 on a Saturday morning and switching on Channel 4 for some mediocre cartoonage...
Happy b3taday! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:05, archived)
# thanks
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:06, archived)
# I mean look at that shit


TERRIFYING
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:03, archived)
# I TAKE IT ALL BACK
*runs* *swims*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:06, archived)
# this doesn't look very sinister
EDIT: Cue Hall & Oates' 'Maneater'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:08, archived)
# *swims back, intrigued*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:11, archived)
# Nobody said anything about a fucking wig
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:14, archived)
# :(
b3ta.com/board/10738721
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:16, archived)
# the compo is not boners
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:19, archived)
# how come none of the choices is ever veiny :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:19, archived)
# This is all part of your treatment
you are in a coma
this is the only way we can talk to you

PLEASE WAKE UP
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:21, archived)
# dude, your freaking me right the fuck out
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:23, archived)
# PLEASE WAKE UP
YOUR KIDS NEED A FATHER
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:30, archived)
# KIDS?!?
*goes back to sleep*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:33, archived)
# it's a shit rag
it's just billowing underwater
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:16, archived)
# yes i agree

bonus points if you recognise the lips
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:12, archived)
# it's things like this that will bring back naked scuba-diving
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Kinda makes me think of the lips on the Blistex box?
I'm so tempted to put 'sharks in drag' on the challenge suggestion page now...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:17, archived)
# DO IT
I WILL VOTE FOR IT SO HARD
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:17, archived)
# dew it nao!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:19, archived)
# Spartacus!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:22, archived)
# Yep, if she popped a nice thick jumber on.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:23, archived)
# THE CHOICE IS MADE
(I keep indiscriminately writing in CAPS today, dunno why)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:26, archived)
# yes good, i voted for this
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1582466
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:28, archived)

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