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Image Challenge Vote

This week's selection comprises almost entirely of:

1. Celebrity board games - Mark Zuckerburg's Monopoly, etc
2. Superheroes at home - inspired by Big Train
3. One word challenge: buckets
4. Make a page from Ceefax

And here's the vote:

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:36, archived)

the skeletons challenge is still open

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:37, archived)

5. Photoshop Freebase

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:41, archived)

That's the unwritten, never-ending compo.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:45, archived)

It's a compo where everyone is a winner, too.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:55, archived)

Isn't Ceefax just a boring

version of the teletext challenge?

*votes 2*

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:51, archived)

Ceefax is Teletext without the possible joys of Bamboozle and Turner the Worm

plus there would be a load of peas from the teletext challenge anyway. It'd be crap.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:55, archived)

Damn it I voted for it, but I want to change!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:02, archived)

Evil ducklings

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:05, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:23, archived)

Body Count's in the house!

Evil Dick (NSFWords)

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 3:08, archived)

Buckets!

with tits!

~~tits~~ Monster Trucks

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:11, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:37, archived)

Hahaha Spiderman

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:11, archived)

ahaha spidey! :D

edit: ^fucksocks ahaha :D

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maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:12, archived)

The Spiderman one is a bindun; wasn't it by a b3tan?

fuckyeahcomic.tumblr.com/post/962530822/no-more-spiderman

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 3:21, archived)

I'm sure they've all been done numerous times by numerous people on numerous sites

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 7:04, archived)

And of course my favourite clean joke:

We call my granddad Spiderman...because he can't get out of the bath.

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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 8:31, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:06, archived)

It's still funny

yours shows how knackered he is from trying to get out!

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:40, archived)

I love this :)

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Victor Meldrew, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:40, archived)

I was wondering

how quickly the first 'Spiderman stuck in the bath' would appear. :)

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:29, archived)

Yikes, what a load of shitty choices.

5. Stick head in unlit gas oven

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 2:28, archived)

Evening all...

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:44, archived)

hahaha such a dirty look from the Saviour

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:45, archived)

This is not how I imagine Manley's office to be like

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:47, archived)

More like this...?

EDIT: This is actually Wobbly Bloke's office.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:03, archived)

Haha!

I call SILLY OFFICE THREAD

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:04, archived)

Crackerjack!

Oh wait... no.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:05, archived)

also

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:06, archived)

This happened

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:10, archived)

I take it you were there

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:11, archived)

I made the tea

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:13, archived)

haha :)

that looks a lot like my day today!

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maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:00, archived)

This looks like a photoshop job.

I'm pretty sure.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:06, archived)

Nuh-uh.

I know her personally and I was there when this was filmed

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:11, archived)

Oh good gracious!

W.O.E?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:14, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:17, archived)

Hahaha! Beautiful.

:D

Great CDC.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:19, archived)

Oh, could you get me the FUCK file please?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:23, archived)

He worked long and hard all night, banging out the fuck report.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:41, archived)

Working nine to fuck

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:26, archived)

I look at that pile and paperwork and scoff.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:46, archived)

Note the time.

This is just his lunch pile.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:58, archived)

Woo! office based japery.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:57, archived)

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maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:59, archived)

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

- Then it's agreed!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:22, archived)

"Sesame street's letter-of-the-week shall be R"

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:24, archived)

Which one is Wobbly?

Or is he taking the photo?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:11, archived)

The one who's celebrating a birthday, of course. Please keep up.

of course. Please keep up.:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:13, archived)

Hehehe

When the teacher's taking the register does he have to shout out 'CHRIST!'?

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:49, archived)

He has a girls blouse on?

and is that a skirt?

Also, Nice tagging!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:51, archived)

Well, he did go round Galilee with long hair and a dress, so...

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:54, archived)

Original pic....

thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumblarge_555/1289551549O56OAx.jpg

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:56, archived)

O_o

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:12, archived)

Good one!

One of the stock phrases of the rubbish teacher, deservedly ridiculed.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:54, archived)

ZOMBIE JESUS GONNA GET YA!

ZOMBIE JESUS GONNA GET YA!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:54, archived)

Jesus could use some Manger Management.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:56, archived)

Great stuff! That look is perfect.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:04, archived)

If only he was on his bike :)

Or tap dancing :)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:09, archived)

Oh. My. God.

YES!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:17, archived)

No reason.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:31, archived)

I approve of your Red-nose 'bot with novelty skyscraper hat

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:33, archived)

yay!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:37, archived)

^ What he said

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:41, archived)

yay

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:49, archived)

Oh was that a nose?

Fully supportive of this sort of thing in either case

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:04, archived)

yay :D

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maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:13, archived)

There doesn't have to be a reason, it's rather nice

and reminds me of my first joystick. I was a right demon with a joystick, then joypads usurped them as the main controller of choice and my skillz were lost forever :*(

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:37, archived)

once lost, one's prowess of stick control may not return

ninjas!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:38, archived)

I have a dream

whereby there's a huge computer game championship featuring modern games I've never seen or heard of (I pretty much gave up gaming in the 90s) and I walk in and the crowd stop and stare:
"What's that he's got in his hand?"
"It looks like a crappy early 90s joystick!"
and I calmly plug it in and manage to beat all the professionals as if I was a Kevin Costner character or something.
And then I get the girl. And then we... anyway, I'm boring everyone, you don't want to know the rest.

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:44, archived)

You start a toothpick farm in Wiltshire?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:44, archived)

Have you been reading my wish journal?

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:45, archived)

no, I'm actually standing behind you.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:48, archived)

I thought

I felt something sticking into my back.

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:50, archived)

oh... that could be a problem

that's not me.

:o

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:55, archived)

If I was some movie big shot I would buy up the rights to your dream

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:52, archived)

This is awesome

I would like to order four of these please.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:42, archived)

I could use these as the basis of an actual explory robot thing

give it 4 legs

and an umbilical connection to another module(s), and we could have centipede like explory things that can go anywhere

and when the weather gets bad they retract the upper limbs and rest on the lower 4 legs forming a secure* structure that can ride out the storm

*value of secure may vary

I'll suggest it to NASA!

THIS IS SCIENCE! LIVE! ON B3TA!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:47, archived)

Artbase: Zippo the clown

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:52, archived)

IN SPACE YOU CAN HEAR ZIPPO

oh wait..

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:57, archived)

Now about my order...is it too late to get some clown shoes on those feet?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:05, archived)

It's always too late for clown shoes.

*looks off into the distant sunset*

*wipes away a little tear*

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:09, archived)

*ero-vomits*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:12, archived)

I hope this is an anti-Mogu unit.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:46, archived)

It is made for crawling around on Mars

Different machine for crawling on Uranus

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:48, archived)

My Hitler thread will be deleted by rob in...3.....2......1......

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:50, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:55, archived)

Is it still there?

Dear Moggy... :P

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:59, archived)

EVERYTHING IS COVERED IN JAM!

/ac

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:01, archived)

Balldick

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:49, archived)

sounds like another 1970's detective who doesn't take no crap

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:50, archived)

Does it run or kangaroo?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:06, archived)

first one, then the other

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:09, archived)

But which one first, damn it?

damn it?THIS IS IMPORTANT.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:12, archived)

Hang on. Yeah. I see. I get it.

That's clever.
First one then the other.
Genius.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:20, archived)

I like peas.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:24, archived)

wooo!!

yes that works :D

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maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:08, archived)

I also think the nose could be pushed in or out with a little "clikit" noise

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:25, archived)

something fishy about that shuttle flypast

Click for bigger (21 kb)

(protocoldroid, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:08, archived)

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:10, archived)

zzzzzzzzzzz WASSUP? zzzzzzzzzzzz

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:15, archived)

"Continue to obey!"

no go back to sleep!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:31, archived)

I read that as "ebay"

and nearly went to check my bids

/sheep blog

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:35, archived)

shit! ebay!

*runs to ebay to buy everyone elses unwanted shit*

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:37, archived)

*snipes*

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:15, archived)

THIS HAPPENED.

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:38, archived)

If this is a space shuttle, where are the astronauts?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:43, archived)

They look loke they're having so much fun.

I love piggy back rides.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:16, archived)

piggyback rides? :D

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:07, archived)

In the early days, they gave one to anyone famous

(TheCastrator, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 19:45, archived)

John Noakes John Noakes John Noakes

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 19:50, archived)

Is this a soccer thing?

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 18 Apr 2012, 19:50, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 19:59, archived)

hahaha

Brad Pitler

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:00, archived)

= Michael MacIntyre

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:26, archived)

*runs*

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:53, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:02, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:24, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:44, archived)

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:18, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:31, archived)

Hitler's Midas tush

everything he shits in turns to gold

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:38, archived)

* Beware of the seams

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:14, archived)

hahaha golden :D

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maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:15, archived)

I fuggin' love you Elvis!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:05, archived)

Historical evidence of the Nuremburg Rallies has turned out to be wildly inaccurate

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 18:16, archived)

It is Hitler's Day on b3ta

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 18:29, archived)

First it was Poland, now here.

When will he stop?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 18:35, archived)

In Stalingrad

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 18:35, archived)

all heil

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 18:35, archived)

/:-D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 18:38, archived)

Seams ok to me..

Noon b3ta!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 18:56, archived)

This is one of my favourites of all your stuff

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:00, archived)

^This

Although they're all favourites...
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:09, archived)

\o woo!!

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maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:11, archived)

Haven't you heard? Hitler's back!

and this time, no more mr. nice guy

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 19:32, archived)

Dave?

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 18:45, archived)

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 18:48, archived)

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 19:33, archived)

chuckles

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:44, archived)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 18:51, archived)

Arbeit macht Fry

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 19:27, archived)

oof!!

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maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:12, archived)

Wacky (master) Races

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 18:59, archived)

Ha, I always think of this when I hear about rallies :)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 19:18, archived)

Obey

(Hugh Jasperson Does this name make my butt look big?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:44, archived)

No-one can be told what The Hitler is. You have to see it for yourself.

Woo, also.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:54, archived)

fizzy hitla lickable gifs

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:56, archived)

nice jape, jasperson

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:57, archived)

It's boiling.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:57, archived)

blimey this is really good, how did you do it?

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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 18:03, archived)

Dux ex machina.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 18:09, archived)

I could tell you,

but then I'd have to...

It's done with Povray.
It evaluates the values of an image and scales some spheres in a golden mean spiral accordingly. Then it rotates the spiral and does it again and again.

(Hugh Jasperson Does this name make my butt look big?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 18:19, archived)

done with Povray.
It evaluates the values of an image and scales some spheres in a golden mean spiral accordingly. Then it rotates the spiral and does it again and again. witchcraft.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:32, archived)

And Maths

mostly maths

(Hugh Jasperson Does this name make my butt look big?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:40, archived)

~~maths~~ newt's blood

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:16, archived)

Must. Kill. The. Jools

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 18:14, archived)

The balls of the führer

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 18:28, archived)

I .. can't ...

stop... staring at it!

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DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 18:28, archived)

That is REA

LLY disturbing!!

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..wil, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 18:35, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:33, archived)

fucking hell

thats highly wrong.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:34, archived)

You guys wanted this.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:39, archived)

I did

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:34, archived)

Phwoar!

By which I mean "boak"
It's the single testicle that makes this.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:37, archived)

THE SITUATION IS COMPLETELY UNDER CONTROL

THERE IS NOTHING TO SEE HERE

PLEASE RETURN TO YOUR HOMES

THOSE OF YOU WITHOUT HOMES, ER, THERE IS STILL NOTHING TO SEE HERE.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:37, archived)

Hahaha o_O

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:38, archived)

Ding dong!

70% more arousing than it should be, with added value poo and piss stains.

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Shlvng, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:40, archived)

Spunk stains too...check it.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:42, archived)

all the colours of the rainbow!

I suppose there are traces of blood, earwax and pus, too?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:46, archived)

On the back. XD

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:47, archived)

Your attention to detail is highly commendable.

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Shlvng, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 18:25, archived)

(1.618..., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:43, archived)

A work of genius!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:58, archived)

Wed 18 Apr, 17:43...!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 18:05, archived)

it's a date!

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 18:06, archived)

Looks like the upper hand is one the other foot!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 18:25, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:52, archived)

salute

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:53, archived)

this is like something from a Meng & Ecker comic

supreme goodness

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:53, archived)

Hitler is small dick ....with tits.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:55, archived)

racist

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:56, archived)

How dare you!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:58, archived)

I have question. What's this?

I recommend that don't remodeling to pixiv art works.

and, That is not "Peado". It's "Pedoro Kazumaiya"

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 19:17, archived)

I DON'T CARE!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 19:27, archived)

That's no-no, atomic.

There are many users don't hope re-upload to other sites.
they have such comment in profile ”無断転載はおやめください”.
Even If you don't care, Original author will not accept.
Of course serious. Its not joke.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 19:49, archived)

Ooooo...I'm soooooooo scared! :P

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:00, archived)

I 'm serious.

I don't want hurt you. Good boy, atomic.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:10, archived)

Bring it on!

I will destroy that whole site!

Then they'll blame you for showing me it in the first place! Haaa! Haaaaaa!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:12, archived)

TOO LATE!

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:27, archived)

Love it!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:31, archived)

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:33, archived)

You should not copy people from this site. I will report you.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:44, archived)

this is replicate drawing. no copy.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:47, archived)

It's in infringement of intellectual property.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:51, archived)

Reproduction.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:53, archived)

Yes. You took Sundae's idea. You copied Sundae's idea. You STOLE Sundae's idea.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:55, archived)

Like a fanart.

original has not big boobs, and pose different.
this is my style. no stole.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:59, archived)

You DIRTY thief.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:02, archived)

What about this?

www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=nirvana
Just because Kurt is dead doesn't mean you can alter his album cover.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:06, archived)

Yes. Because that is parody.

But You don't respect original author.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:08, archived)

YOU DON'T RESPECT B3TA!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:11, archived)

No.

I love b3ta.
I just don't want to hurt to innocent people.

But You just hurt to innocent people.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:22, archived)

U__U

look, i made a sad face and everything

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:35, archived)

No, it's the same.

You stole her idea.
Same thing.
You steal Jolly Jack's registered characters too.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:51, archived)

You just copy(and remodeling)

I'm not same as you.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:55, archived)

You thief.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:57, archived)

No. false accusation.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:02, archived)

You dirty, perverted thief.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:02, archived)

You terrible than me.

You just want say ill about me.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:24, archived)

I changed the original 30%, and that will stand up in any court.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:00, archived)

the original author will dicide.

and You can not decide.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:06, archived)

My words are law.

Please do not break them.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:09, archived)

You are not Almighty.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:21, archived)

You broke another!

DAMN IT!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:25, archived)

I just hope save innocent people.

I dunno your opinion.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:32, archived)

You're my fucking hero.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:38, archived)

Fucking Hero

the next installment in the previously music based * Hero series of family entertainment games.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:55, archived)

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Shlvng, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:47, archived)

erm

I don't know how to say this

oh yeah I do!

just scroll up and down the current page on b3ta you're looking at :)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:11, archived)

She's going to report me to the authorities of teh interwebs!

SRZ FCKN BZNSS!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:17, archived)

webshittit?

Self appointed defacto obtainer of cash for self absorbed midgets?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:32, archived)

fantastic

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:56, archived)

where to boss?

- luton

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:58, archived)

where to boss?

"that junkyard just up here to the left, it's actually an extermination camp for darkies"

my tip betta be good boss

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 18:06, archived)

yes, i'll 'tip' your corpse into the bone pit

- dat soun mighty fine boss
oh shuddap!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 18:25, archived)

Ha ha...this is very funny! XD

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:59, archived)

thanks atomic, you racist

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 18:07, archived)

I don't run anymore...it's bad for the knees.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 18:09, archived)

hahahaha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 18:13, archived)

"a bit more gas, driver"

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 18:05, archived)

Hahahaha

(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 18:08, archived)

hahahaha fuck...

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 18:09, archived)

That's the Hitler Girl from the other compo

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 18:33, archived)

The "other" compo...

sinister business

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:58, archived)

"... the other is in the Albert Hall."

(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 18:10, archived)

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 18:24, archived)

Ha ha...This did happen.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 18:40, archived)

and then

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 19:18, archived)

WoW

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 19:25, archived)

: )

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 19:33, archived)

YES!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 19:28, archived)

Soon to be on the Antiques Roadshow

"my grandad brought it back from Berlin after the war"

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 19:40, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 19:44, archived)

Nigella Lawson?

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maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:21, archived)

This should go in a flag

for the next international neonazi meeting (if there is such a thing).

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 18:33, archived)

I bet there is

I'm sure it's SERIOUS FUN

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:59, archived)

Second of three pictures I'm doing

Click for 1500 px version

Previously: Superb Fairy-wren

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:24, archived)

thems some lovely chickens

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:27, archived)

Flying popcorn chicken, they are.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:39, archived)

haha

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:51, archived)

Great work!

I love all the birds.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:32, archived)

Thanks!

I'd always passed up drawing fairy-wrens as I never seemed to have the right colours, but after a friend asked for three pairs of them, I finally bought another set of blues. Seems to have worked out ok.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:38, archived)

Got any parrots?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:39, archived)

Just the one:

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:53, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:57, archived)

athletic little guys

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:58, archived)

KFC

kick-flippin-chikkin

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 18:07, archived)

what about a Chav Finch?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 18:16, archived)

I'll have Ure guts for garters!

Vote for much more of this pish!

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:11, archived)

that's a midge too much

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:13, archived)

PLEASE NOTE !!

although I said "I'll have", i'd like to point out that that IS NOT me!
(my tits aren't that big!)

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:14, archived)

He doesn't seem too bothered

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:23, archived)

tentacle rape

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:38, archived)

Don't forget - Monday 23rd April!

I'm celebrating by having a day off, so I can honour the time-honoured tradition of lounging around in my pants and watching Star Trek: The Next Generation, touching myself every time Deanna Troi's cleavage hoves into view...

What are you doing to celebrate?

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:08, archived)

I'm listening to synth music on youtube, and looking at toys on ebay, then looking for demos of those toys on youtube

I might make a cheese sandwich later.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:10, archived)

I guess you already watched it

but if you for whatever reason did not, look for Synth Britannia

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:24, archived)

bookmarked for later

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:36, archived)

Mmmm...cleavage.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:35, archived)

I'm tired of this lowbrow humour. I'm going to watch some classic theatre

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:04, archived)

*boke*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:05, archived)

"hey, where's my milk"

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:10, archived)

STOP !

come liberate my jism

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:18, archived)

Baby!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:36, archived)

Sad thing is

that I recognize that woman.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 18:35, archived)

The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:02, archived)

Hehe

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:12, archived)

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:14, archived)

Death by Bouncing Powder

Hahahaha

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:18, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:24, archived)

At the other End of the Spectrum

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DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:20, archived)

Ha ha...Great line! :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:43, archived)

Dear Facebook, please give me a billion pounds

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:02, archived)

Ace

I'd like to see Instaflan!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:04, archived)

it's either very b3ta specific or classic slapstick

I haven't decided which yet

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:06, archived)

needs more Sally James

(pdjpdj, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:07, archived)

Doesn't everyone?

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:40, archived)

It would save b3tans so much time when doing memeular headswaps

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:14, archived)

YES !

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:19, archived)

I'm RIS on this

I know it's about an iphone app thing but I'm not cool enough to own an apple product

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:04, archived)

neither am I, but I read the news and am vaguely aware of things on the internet/facebook

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:05, archived)

I'm happy with my ignorance

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:07, archived)

quick, sell this idea now!

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:06, archived)

haha instagran

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:10, archived)

haha, took me way too long

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:10, archived)

"lambretta" always makes me think that it should be the name of a type of grill for cooking baby sheep

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:18, archived)

Or a gun for killing them...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:26, archived)

the Ace Face

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:23, archived)

Arf!

A billion dollars eh?
Blimey.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:11, archived)

That fucking Bullit app.

Christ it was upsetting.

I have a running battle with my father about photoshop - he disapproves of it (though is happy to cross-process, filter, expose certain ways deliberately, etc).

I see that fucking Bullit app in the same light.

"I hate digital, because it brings everyone down to the same level" - David Bailey

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:32, archived)

unique and cool = conformity

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:38, archived)

Afternoon dearest b3tans

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:56, archived)

oh dear

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:58, archived)

Ouch!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:02, archived)

:) You'll survive

Lop-eared bunnies are severely cute: www.google.co.uk/search?q=lop-eared+rabbits&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=GOeOT8buEuau0QXQwpz6DA&biw=1024&bih=606&sei=HOeOT5CmJMO-0QX0idyHDQ

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:10, archived)

Aw....

*melts*
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:14, archived)

it's been particularly punful round here recently

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:02, archived)

Ian; his beadle hand

:-)

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:04, archived)

It's just a big rabbit

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:12, archived)

AAAAAAGGGGH

How could you.

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Shlvng, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:22, archived)

yup

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:41, archived)

he looks perturbed

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:55, archived)

That's because Ian is holding him wrong

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:15, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:39, archived)

Phwoar

Vould :D

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:44, archived)

hitla was very friendly, always waving to peeps

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:48, archived)

Obenknie, braunmutter

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:48, archived)

Jawohl, legs akimbo!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:54, archived)

Is it five past eleven already?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:57, archived)

kicks arse

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:44, archived)

its disgustin isnt it ...but how many can you fit?

(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:44, archived)

THE QUEEN THE QUEEN THE QUEEN THE QUEEN THE QUEEN

THE QUEEN THE QUEEN THE QUEEN THE QUEEN THE QUEEN THE QUEEN THE QUEEN
THE QUEEN THE QUEEN THE QUEEN THE QUEEN THE QUEEN THE QUEEN THE QUEEN

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:45, archived)

THE TOPE

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:04, archived)

I only count the fists

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:46, archived)

Didn't think I would get to pea this so soon

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:47, archived)

HOORAY

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:50, archived)

if it's in past the wrist it's a fist

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:51, archived)

This is actually true

My missus used to work for Canadian customs and one of her duties was to check any porn they found to see if it did indeed go in past the wrist - in which case it was illegal and it was confiscated

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:54, archived)

Fisting is illegal in canada o_O

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:01, archived)

best job eva

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:22, archived)

Steve Edge?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:52, archived)

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:53, archived)

If we're talking Cadbury's Chocolate Fingers, two.

('Mind you, they were all chocolate fingers by the time I was finished with them' - Richard Herring)

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:47, archived)

what about a finger of fudge?

if one is just enough to give your kids a treat, what would two or more be?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:12, archived)

a prelude to obesity.

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:13, archived)

LOLBLOATEDDEATH

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:20, archived)

how many can I fit?

in mine or the Queens arse?

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:49, archived)

I don't know, how many queens can you fit in your arse?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:02, archived)

twelvety

last time I checked, mind you that was a while ago.

Probably out of practice by now ;)

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:06, archived)

Oh my, that just won't do!

Jump back into that ring and get counting!

er...

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:08, archived)

Is it a standard chess set?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:24, archived)

yes, but remember what happens to overexcited pawns

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:26, archived)

OH Noes!

I have a whole bunch about to "reach the other side" or something

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:32, archived)

oh my!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:04, archived)

mmm her arm looks like pasty crimping

noms :)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:57, archived)

"Pasty Crimping", could almost be a village in Dorset.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:09, archived)

Pasties FTW

^my old fluffy Sybil

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:15, archived)

arr

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:19, archived)

pieces of gr-eight

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:25, archived)

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Ninj, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:57, archived)

If you go to the Albert Hall

and ask for a porter called Alf, he will show you the ball for a small gratuity. It has never been on public display, but is kept in an old sweet tin in Alf's office down by the boiler room.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:03, archived)

He's quite a character that Alf, what he doesn't know about tinned testicles isn't worth knowing.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:05, archived)

Superb! His missing, massively swollen, grey testicle is behind him...does he know?

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:23, archived)

It looks like she's answering his question before he's asked it

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:36, archived)

Underestimate much?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:46, archived)

...and stretch... and jerk....

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:35, archived)

I logged in just to arf

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:44, archived)

ta muchly

I feel honoured

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:45, archived)

I like the flick spray as she pulls it out... even if she does make me think she's Tommy Boyd in a wig.

Have a Phil from Time Team CDC... Nooice!

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:50, archived)

do you often think of Tommy Boyd in a wig?

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:52, archived)

Only with my afternoon muffins.

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:55, archived)

just noticed your sig

Is it placid?

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:01, archived)

It's flaccid now, yes ;)

10 points to you, sir! (crumbs, I'll have to change my sig now...)

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:06, archived)

Has it got a poo-ey bum?

Used to listen to M & L religiously back in the day, even going back to the graveyard shift. I recently found a huge torrent of M & L stuff so I've now got about 6GB of them.

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:11, archived)

Those days were brill and they got pretty close to the edge with what you can say on daytime radio

My fave was Lard's Classic Cuts - not just for the distorted rude records, but for the lead-up in which Lard patronised Mark with his record-collecting abbreviations :D

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:27, archived)

Ha ha!!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:49, archived)

This is how Panda Fluff is made

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:18, archived)

*glees*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:18, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:18, archived)

racist

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:19, archived)

Awww

see how all colours can get along and live together in harmony?

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:22, archived)

some other (real) bear hybrids en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ursid_hybrid

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:23, archived)

That brown/polar bear's cute

S'like someone's been using the blend tool :)

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:44, archived)

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:25, archived)

also...

b3ta.com/board/10469769

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:28, archived)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:38, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Ninj, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:25, archived)

haha, nice one

nwot

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:27, archived)

Haha

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:36, archived)

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Ninj, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:31, archived)

more like snuff

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mongychops, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:37, archived)

Lovely.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:39, archived)

Yay!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:45, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:47, archived)

*explains*

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:58, archived)

Awww I love happy ends

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:04, archived)

Word to that.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:11, archived)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:17, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:32, archived)

FUCK!

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:36, archived)

Hahaha!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:45, archived)

are they bear-sexual? (see what i've done there)

(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:48, archived)

thats a koala-ty pun you've done there

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:51, archived)

Them's there is the truth

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:48, archived)

Lovely!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:41, archived)

babby floof

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:49, archived)

Awww. Where's the freaky cat? :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:51, archived)

Finally

An explanation as to how a species of animals that flat-out refuses to shag has survived all these years.

(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:01, archived)

aww, lovely. This makes gothbear happy, but selfharm nonetheless

lovely. This makes gothbear happy but selfharm nonetheless

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:17, archived)

Multicultural!

*click*

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PooPants, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 1:34, archived)

hahahahaha!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 8:24, archived)

brilliant :-)

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mozza, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:37, archived)

:) Yay for Panda shagging related jokes...

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 1:42, archived)

...

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 1:42, archived)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 1:43, archived)

(herman:D, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 23:54, archived)

is it draw off time yet?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:53, archived)

Hahahaha

No Inigo Montoya?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:55, archived)

same as musketeer really

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:55, archived)

Just with more father killers preparing to die. :)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:17, archived)

Ha ha ha! Fuck yes!

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:56, archived)

haha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:57, archived)

This belongs to ME!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:57, archived)

;)

Couldn't have done it without your sterling work, sir.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:12, archived)

Nice! o/

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:52, archived)

Blame Kitler.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:58, archived)

haha

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:00, archived)

Oh fuck

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:12, archived)

Ahahahahaha

poor Bromfield

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:15, archived)

Brilliant!!!

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Ninj, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:26, archived)

WOO

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:48, archived)

Für den Führer Schmatzenprügel!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:56, archived)

Achtung!

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Captain Howdy, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:57, archived)

hahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:02, archived)

hahaha

have a click

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:10, archived)

hahahaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:12, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:13, archived)

Pfft!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:15, archived)

Superb Cap'n!

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Ninj, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:26, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Cheeky mass-murderer!

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:26, archived)

Great

Scunthorpe.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:12, archived)

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:17, archived)

And fat! :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 18:48, archived)

yay!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:16, archived)

brilliant

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:41, archived)

Eva did not piss on him

this is historically innacurate

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:57, archived)

'xactly...

...it was definitely Brown

(empty head, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:00, archived)

too brown

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:03, archived)

I always knew Hitler's one of the Village People!

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:02, archived)

*meaningless*

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:02, archived)

Hi I am going to be flying into kyoto in a few weeks time and then travelling up to tokyo to meet a friend

would you like to catch up?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:06, archived)

Welcome to Japan! :D

But I'm busy ;x; So I can not meet to you.
I hope your to be good travel.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:35, archived)

Nice, but we're drawing pictures of Hitler in this thread.

Can you draw a quick Hitler, please?

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:08, archived)

If Hitler's meat.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:40, archived)

I always thought he was a vegetarian. Who knew?

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:46, archived)

I would love to see something animated in this style

I fear it would give me nightmares though.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:53, archived)

Like that

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:54, archived)

Extrahiert Hitlermummfleischwurst! schmeckt gut!

Jetzt auch koscher!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:01, archived)

Heads will roll.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:54, archived)

HeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRREEEES!

Paedo!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:18, archived)

everyone else got over that thing while you were away

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:19, archived)

Oh well.

I suppose it was more the image it posted yesterday of the child with the limbs cut off, gagged and covered in blood that annoyed me.
If Pete Townsend wants to use B3ta I suppose he can. *waits fro the much anticipated book*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:25, archived)

again, robot, seaweed, blood was on the screen not the character

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:37, archived)

Thanks for your follow.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:39, archived)

I'm NOT paedo. I was just draw grotesque.

You was totally wrong.
I recommend that go to hospital.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:38, archived)

nice cockney accent there

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:40, archived)

I didn't know.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:53, archived)

Aah recommend tha go t' 'ospital.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:03, archived)

I recommend you do there too.

At least we agree on something.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:45, archived)

Only you such think.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:48, archived)

' I was just draw grotesque.'

Is that like paedos don't either they just do pre-porn?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:58, archived)

I recommend that go to pixiv for look at real peado art.

I am not draw real peado art.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:17, archived)

Results not found

www.pixiv.net/search.php?s_mode=s_tag&word=paedo

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Shlvng, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:22, archived)

You forget that pixiv is Japanese site.

www.pixiv.net/search.php?s_mode=s_tag&word=%E3%83%9A%E3%83%89
There are not "peado" tag.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:45, archived)

Thanks for that.

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Shlvng, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:48, archived)

You're welcome :)

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:55, archived)

Change the record, eh?

Cheers.

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Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:18, archived)

Hahaha, Bugger Grips looks like every binman, ever.

Talking of face shapes, I've just been told I need to wear glasses for the first time... can any kind glasses-wearing folk out there give me any tips, i.e. dos/donts when purchasing your first pair?

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:04, archived)

don't take other peoples advice,

try all the pairs on in the shop and see what you like

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:08, archived)

don't get pointy ones, they make you look like dame edna

don't get big round ones, they make you look like an owl.
don't get rimlessones, they're shit and break easily.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:08, archived)

Point three is very true indeed

(not to say the other points were not!)

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:26, archived)

Timmy Mallet glasses.

Seriously, just pic an innocuous pair that don't make you look like a nobhead or a pretentious wanker.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:10, archived)

Thanks all,

I'll get a simple black pair for starters (I'll wait till I'm more confident before I go for flashing LEDs and ostrich feathers).

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:20, archived)

Do take the advice of the person who works in the opticians

they're often very good

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:25, archived)

They blew a puft of air into my eye as part of the test

I'm not sure if that was legit or they do it just for a laugh...

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:46, archived)

That is a glaucoma test

legit

I have worn glasses since I was 10, never found a frame style I really like.
Best I coud hope for was something that would resemble what Michael Caine wore... (now there is even a product line! )

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tubaman, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:03, archived)

If I could look as cool as that famous David Bailey pic of Caine (with long ciggie dangling from lips)

I'd be a happy man.
(I'm glad that was a proper test, it's not much fun having a mechanical viewfinder extending towards your eyeball...)

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:20, archived)

If you don't like any of them

don't feel you have to buy the frames from where you got your eye test

/should take own advice

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fuscous, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:47, archived)

Get some welding glasses for instant steampunk loveliness

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:52, archived)

then weld bits of broken machinery together, and call it steampunk art

and sell it to twats on ebay.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:08, archived)

GOERING'S ALIVE!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:07, archived)

Mein Fuhrer, ve haf lost Stalingrad

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:09, archived)

LUFTWAFFE - DIIIIIIIIVE!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:31, archived)

hahahah wonderful!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:08, archived)

needs Eastern European beard

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:10, archived)

hahaha

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:10, archived)

hahaha!

Also: in response to a request from: www.b3ta.com/board/10747331

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:14, archived)

I had occasion to search out Monty Propps' hoologram gif yesterday

It is a might fine piece of work...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:17, archived)

Excellente!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:24, archived)

Adolf and Hirohito

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Ninj, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:16, archived)

This is very very good indeed.

Not often you post original work rather than shoppery. you should do it more often.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:22, archived)

Ooh ta!

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Ninj, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:27, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!

That's wonderful.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:25, archived)

Ta sirrah!

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Ninj, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:36, archived)

Jawohl!

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Captain Howdy, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:57, archived)

woo, is there a draw off?

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:30, archived)

Hugh Hitler

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Ninj, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:30, archived)

I ilke this very much

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:48, archived)

and by ilke, I mean like

obviously

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:49, archived)

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