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# Vincent wan Gok
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:38, archived)
# how to look good with one ear
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Yep
You can see he's already got the glasses that attach to the temple rather than hooking on the ear.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:41, archived)
# It's a designer brand
'LaForge'
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:44, archived)
# Hehehe
Aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:48, archived)
# Gok one
Vincent nil... :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:49, archived)
# hee heee............what 'ave we ear? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:07, archived)
# hahaha work that beard, girl :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:25, archived)
# arf!
vincent van halen
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:35, archived)
# donna kebag summers died!
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:24, archived)
# No shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 17 May 2012, 17:26, archived)
# wtf is that?
"I'd like a lickable caramel coffin shaped like a Swiss army knife, please"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:28, archived)
# It's a pinball lever.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:29, archived)
# TOO MANY VARIABLES
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:30, archived)
# Ha yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 17 May 2012, 17:30, archived)
# 19th century wooden dildo endorsed by the catholic church
is catholic church endorsed 19th century wooden dildo
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:08, archived)
# Facebook is that way --->
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:27, archived)
# yeah my mistake.
Sorry pressed all the buttons with excitement.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:29, archived)
# silly person
have a Jaffa Cake
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:30, archived)
# umm numm numm.
Thanks.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:31, archived)
# ^this
After that bloke from the beastie boys died, facebook has become like the sun newspaper of late
"BLES U 4EVA IN ARE HARTZ U WER A LEGERNNNND XXXXX" posts the same video everyone else is posting*

Sorry to sound so cold - i guess no sleb deaths have really affected me personally this year, and there have been a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:36, archived)
# are you in one of those celebrity deaths sweepstakes ?
and your selection is looking fit and healthy ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:43, archived)
# Don't blame MCA.
He's my brother.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:44, archived)
# I concur
News : X has died
a) Do I know X personally? No
b) Did I kill them? No
c) Were they close to a friend? No
d) Do I need an excuse to blub? No

Therefore take no action.

Edit: e) Do they owe me money? No
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 17 May 2012, 18:35, archived)
# *clicks the 'Like' button*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:59, archived)
# TK421 404
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:28, archived)
# I don't think /talk knows yet. Best post this there to be safe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 17 May 2012, 17:29, archived)
# Quick! Tell the internet!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:30, archived)
# make a vaguely humorous
visual take on this turn of events, quick!

Or a donna bumming may result...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:31, archived)
# Was she hit by a hummer?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:37, archived)
# she choked on some hot sauce.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:40, archived)
# while watching Dumb and Dumber
dressed as a mummer...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:42, archived)
# And...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:38, archived)
# sweet sweet kansur
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:04, archived)
# tamhoucher
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 17 May 2012, 19:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:17, archived)
# Has the one on the left got a massive boner?
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:19, archived)
# If you were a lizard angel...
...I bet you'd have one, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:21, archived)
# Massive, that's astounding!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 17 May 2012, 18:50, archived)
# Massive Bonersaurs.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:21, archived)
# behold jehovasaurus!
with a flying seraphodon in attendance...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:26, archived)
# David will be pleased....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 17 May 2012, 19:42, archived)
# Sharing this, crediting you.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 20 May 2012, 3:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:17, archived)
# Last dance.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:21, archived)
# RIS
Photoshop victims ask for a table? The one on the left looks like a VAG cream.

Its not a 'DONER SUMMR 4 EVA IN ARE HARTZ' post, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:25, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=65MYJRsjNJE
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:26, archived)
# now it all makes sense...
that's so 80s it almost defies belief. I missed it at the time, for some reason.

(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:36, archived)
# OMG RIP U LEGERNNNNND XXXXX
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:38, archived)
# Ohhhh don't think i ever heard this one either.. RIP Donna :((
b3ta news strikes
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:03, archived)
# This winz teh interwebz!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:04, archived)
# This has EVERYTHING!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:05, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:15, archived)
# This should be compo'd
immediately.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:06, archived)
# Ah! Thanks!
This is MY kind of Heaven!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:10, archived)
# I remember that movies
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:06, archived)
# compo it?
EDIT - It's Awesome by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:09, archived)
# Come on Godzilla!
You can beat these other fuckers
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:09, archived)
# needs more color
where's printmeister when you need him
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:11, archived)
# There is light, and there is dark. Nothing else matters.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:14, archived)
# Epic!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:13, archived)
# Hahahaha fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:15, archived)
# hahaha
"Fuck off you noisy cunts, I'm trying to sleep!" said Hoth Wampa
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:16, archived)
# ...it...is...LOUD!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:23, archived)
# \o/ epic nexus wars :D
genius
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:16, archived)
# YES!!
the special effects budget in heaven is pretty impressive...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:21, archived)
# Ha ha...\o/
Thanks all.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:42, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:47, archived)
# Needs more Fat Cat ;)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:52, archived)
# Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:06, archived)
# star trek wars ftw
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:09, archived)
# EPIC AS FUCK
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:25, archived)
# PARTY! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:39, archived)
# i will do one that will b3at this in epicness, the war is on
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:58, archived)
# Bring it!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 May 2012, 19:01, archived)
# this is 900% awesome
fact.
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:38, archived)
# What we need is fo Obi Wan to become more powerful than I could ever.........
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 17 May 2012, 19:46, archived)
# how much awesome can you fit into one picture
:)
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 17 May 2012, 20:18, archived)
# This^
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:27, archived)
# This has all the awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:09, archived)
# fucking hell
this is overwhelming
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 May 2012, 22:09, archived)
#
^ this

(except perhaps: hell heaven)
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Thu 17 May 2012, 23:45, archived)
# That is wonderful
:)
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Thu 17 May 2012, 23:25, archived)
# I said EVERYBODY do the dave... That means YOU too. COME ON! You at the back! DO THE DAVE!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:31, archived)
# That was never proven!
woo

EDIT: He groweded!:O

EDIT EDIT: You make puppies cwy!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:31, archived)
# Is this the new ident
for that channel that keeps showing old episodes of Top Gear?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:38, archived)
# UKTV G2?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:41, archived)
# That's not a TV channel
That's a numberplate
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:45, archived)
# Maybe if your name's Uriah Kingdom Telford Valentine Gaumont II
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:48, archived)
# It had its moments...
but it wasn't as good as Uriah Kingdom Telford Valentine Gaumont I.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:56, archived)
# Was that the one with that man in it?
The one with the thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:58, archived)
# It was the one where that happening happened
and the consequence was an ending.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:08, archived)
# WHUT?
(Happy Ghost : a soggy combination of river & toast, on, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:39, archived)
# "Gloves off"
Trousers down
"Do the dave"
"And bounce around"

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:45, archived)
# Let's dance
put on your red beard and dance for booze
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:40, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:47, archived)
# He's my wife now
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Dave's all woman
- from the neck down at any rate.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:42, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:47, archived)
# did that suddenly just get bigger?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:52, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10770532
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:53, archived)
# hahah
"My GOD, it's ALIVE!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:53, archived)
# At this current rate of expansion
this image is going to completely fill my living room within half an hour.
EDIT: Phew, it's deflated a little.

I MEAN THE IMAGE.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:00, archived)
# My that is a big one!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:01, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10770532
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:02, archived)
# is this a tribute to Donna Summer
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cPIT_T3mYU
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:01, archived)
# *joins in*
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:02, archived)
# NUJV?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:06, archived)
# just spotted this one :
"It may mean something in Serbian, it may even be the name of a reasonably priced set of bunk beds in Ikea, but it has no connection with the album title. However, it does work as a piece of art in it’s own right".
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:10, archived)
# I heard that the NUJV on the front cover led to one of the conspiracy theories that the Beatles fans came up with;
'New Unknown John Vocalist'.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:22, archived)
# TYL\
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Thought I'd go a compo:D


EDIT: For those who tweet and are involved in the London Bash/CST Auction. The lovely Brian Blessed will be giving us a big bellow at about 4pm on the 25th.:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:21, archived)
# That is really quite Python
Well done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 17 May 2012, 16:33, archived)
# You sound like my ex:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:34, archived)
# Arf!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:35, archived)
# haha!
god's like that - he loves poofs.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:37, archived)
# He's gay for them. :D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:50, archived)
# Spooky
I was only just watching the Intelligence Squared debate this morning... I like a bit of theological argument with my toast...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:39, archived)
# that's the easiest opponent ever
try it with your egg next time
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:54, archived)
# I love Widdecombe's face when she hears just how badly the vote went against her
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:08, archived)
# YAY!
I'd like to think of him as a sort of b3ta mascot.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:32, archived)
# I'd like to think of him as any intelligent person's daddy:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:35, archived)
[challenge entry] heavenly connection
(I helped save b3ta! LePingouin, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Billy Connolly?!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:21, archived)
# I'm not sure god's up to
such a demanding post.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:38, archived)
# God's right-handed, fact!
Coo, lookit all the famous people...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry, was first quote to come into my head.....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:08, archived)
# Text On A Physicist!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:18, archived)
# *does not compute*
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:24, archived)
# pffft
you bad man
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:41, archived)
# And yet....
I'd SO watch that....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:18, archived)
# What's he hawking now?
*bum tish*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 17 May 2012, 17:00, archived)
# Hahaha
The victory roll makes this :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Representing all Beliefs.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:42, archived)
# you live, you die, bright light, reborn, cunt
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:44, archived)
# I've a suspicion
that time just expands and contracts endlessly (a bit like a balloon), and we're doomed to live our lives forwards and backwards as it reaches our era again and again...
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:51, archived)
# Does this mean we'll all disappear back up our mum's snatches at some point?
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:53, archived)
# Your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:55, archived)
# ad infinitum
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:55, archived)
# Should I warn my dear mum I'm likely to going to be going up her snatch feet first?
Again.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Probably best not to
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:00, archived)
# Are we going forwards or backwards right now?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:44, archived)
# hahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 17 May 2012, 19:07, archived)
# This isn't animating for me anymore...
Weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:56, archived)
# Hmm.
I'm still getting used to Photoshop's dodgy animation. I had it set to 3 times only. Maybe this perpetuates through to the final gif.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Set it to "forever"
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:07, archived)
# I'd just done that and reupped as you replied.
I really don't like PS's animation tools compared to my old Fireworks. I'll get used to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:13, archived)
# when I grow up I want to be re-incarnated
as Rob.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:07, archived)
# I'm not sure whether you have to be really bad or really good in this life to get that honour.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:14, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:23, archived)
# on the heaven.
Recently there was a disgusting thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:24, archived)
# the boyfriending on every internet is dangering
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:32, archived)
# YES!! INDEED!! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:33, archived)
# This is how you do it. Seven simple steps:

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:42, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:46, archived)
# *nods*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:51, archived)
# ....*yawn*
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:51, archived)
# Step 6.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:52, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
Two in one day!
Hooray.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:53, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:56, archived)
# If only...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Pfffft XD
me: See it, Maria!! your gif animation!! :D
Maria: F**k.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Your latent schizophrenia makes the whole amputee/zombie/bunny/nun thing just that leeeettle bit more creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Yeah. :D
me: You hear that? He said "You are creepy"!!! :D Haha.
Maria: -_- I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:13, archived)
# TRANQ?
JJ, you spelled 'ACID' wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:02, archived)
# heheh...
bullseye!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:25, archived)
#
Moggy baiter.
(Howdy Rowdy had his camera nicked on the Metro, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:26, archived)
#
i t
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:59, archived)
# I have no idea what the hell's going on
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:25, archived)
# you need to stand further back from the screen
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:31, archived)
# My rule of never saying anything offensive on here is being tested
Not you Jolly Jack, you're alright.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:35, archived)
# You can say offensive things to me if you like
doesn't bother me at all

which I suppose would mean it's not offensive...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:45, archived)
# I've been inviting people on faceache to insult me all day
reformsection5.org.uk/

So far, so disappointing
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:52, archived)
# People don't want to do what you've asked
because they think you're a jizz-minded, glans-faced cuntbubble
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:55, archived)
# More of a spent-tit, ninny-hammer.
ninny-hammer.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:59, archived)
# That's not a swear.
That's an island in the Abarat.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:27, archived)
# Nah, I'm alright now. Thanks for the offer though mate.
pecker head.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:53, archived)
# ;-)


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:57, archived)
# this seems like a good a time as any to sound noobish...
how do you do typing in the tiny font and stuff etc?
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:00, archived)
# HTML tags <small>type here</small>
Doesn't work in the heading line.

small text can get smaller and smaller
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:13, archived)
#
hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:24, archived)
# Oooh! Thanks. Now let's see...
the only thing I can think of to utilize the subtle nature of small text is extremely racist
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:30, archived)
#
you want bag?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:23, archived)
# is that to JJ's or Moggy's post?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:33, archived)
# He must mean Moggy's
cos the international space station called to say they liked Jack's pic
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:35, archived)
# In level 2 everyone is naked and has wings
doesn't seem so bad.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:34, archived)
# it is however all just piss yellow clouds
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:35, archived)
# I like the colour actually, it's quite soothing
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:36, archived)
# *aims for Waspy's eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:46, archived)
# I normally have to pay good money for that
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:53, archived)
# Much better the level 42
where it's all slap bass and jazz funk
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:43, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:50, archived)
# tee hee :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:11, archived)
# SCREEN ENBIGGEN!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:35, archived)
[challenge entry] he's gettin' a bit pissed off with all these non-believers....
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:47, archived)
# That looks so much fun!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:49, archived)
# cooooo salad days :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:15, archived)
# wheeee!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:41, archived)
# fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:04, archived)
# Nope, no idea
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Blimey, a JJ that made me smile.
a JJ that made me smile.I knew this day would come.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:49, archived)
# oh, well...
celestial wing power: unlocked!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:25, archived)
[challenge entry] "Colin, your island is hit by a drought...."
"But I critically failed the D20 roll, so it's actually raining, and a drought. Haha."

"Brett, have you finished skinning up yet?"
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:02, archived)
# ha ha ha!
Like it like it
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:16, archived)
# Arf!
Good stuff, sir

and get a move on, Brett!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:38, archived)
# C'mon Brett
quit hogging that boinker
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:58, archived)
# haha!
the true cause of climate change is finally revealed. Stoners!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:34, archived)
# Mandatory Hair Washing By Giants


edit: ahh.. crap, missed a bit, ah, nobody cares :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:44, archived)
# um...ok!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:53, archived)
# should have saved it for gay shift
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:54, archived)
# The gay shift's dead man, the gay shift's dead
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Save the Gayshift!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:09, archived)
# Good. Well done.
I like what's happening with the water line and the change in perspective of the submerged hair.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:55, archived)
# \o/ hydroponics for beginners :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:57, archived)
# This is what Rob does to trolls
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Bah!
i.cr3ation.co.uk is blocked from 'ere :(
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Wash that dirty yellow hand, damnit!
damnit!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:23, archived)
# this isn't' the mandate
he had in mind.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:36, archived)
#
.
And, randomly; a Future Knight
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Been there, done that, bought the bloody tee-shirt
but it my day it was called Restart then later Work-Fare and there wasn't a minimum wage.

It was not dissimilar to the one depicted on League of Gentlemen.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:00, archived)
# now they also make you do a course
then, they make you do the same course again, but with someone else, so it's effectively a different course

But I'm sure that's perfectly fine, otherwise it wouldn't be allowed, ho ho ho.

Though a lot of these courses are just scamming the ESF so er.. in conclusion, the system works, because they say it does.

Much like 50% of people on the work programme (or should that be pogrom) are successful in finding work. That's not actually true, but it's what government ministers insist on saying, so it's true, even though they admit that's not completely technically correct, thus proving it's true. YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:08, archived)
# It's all designed to undermine your sense of self worth and value
so by the end of it you're willing to shovel shit for dole money and be thankful for the opportunity to put your foot on the lowest rung of the ladder.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:13, archived)
# well, personally I feel the whole taking people off the sick or DLA or whatever it's called now is basic eugenics
people dying while waiting for appeals is probably considered a success.

and if they are successful in appeals they go through it all again a few months later.

Thing is, the lowest rung of the ladder was already fucked up by labour introducing new deal, the work programme pretty much put the final nail in it.

Alas, the unemployment industry is a big cash cow now, it doesn't need to deliver, it just needs to exist thus pretending something is being done about it.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:25, archived)
# it's just a vicious circle of bastards
ATOS: "Look, HM Government, we saved you some money by stopping these people's DLA. Give us a reward, in the form of some money. Also, we're heartless, rich bastards just like you, so we should be mates and that."
A4E: "Look, HM Government, we pretended saved you some money because some bloke we spoke to once has now got a job, even though it was nothing to do with us, so now he's not claiming JSA. Give us a reward, in the form of some money. Also, we're fraudulent, corrupt bastards just like you, so we should be mates and that."
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:47, archived)
# atos are working to spec
You may find they've saved precisely nothing though, at great expense :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:49, archived)
# Absolutely the fact that New Labour did precisely what the Old Tories did really sticks in my throat.
It is all a charade, all these political parties need a pool of unemployed people to justify their dogma and to keep those in work from demanding better wages and conditions. The pool of unemployed people is used as a counter-balance to economic measures and at no point in history have we every had full employment. Smoke and Mirrors to distract us from the real agenda of diverting Public Money to private need and greed I.E. Banks, IMF, EU and WTO. but that's just my twopennethworth ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:48, archived)
# as far as they are concerned, the only industry that matters in the slightest is the finance industry.
Anything else is beyond their understanding, so clearly, of no consequence.

Plus of course, that's their best place to be most happy once the political gig is over.

It's all poop ultimately :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Trickle Down is alive and being well fed
except the rich bastards are too tight to even piss on us!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:53, archived)
# that's some nice armour
but seriously, when is pip going to blackmail her into sleeping with him?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:02, archived)
# hahaha bunny ears
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Donkey lady has tits but no cleavage
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:04, archived)
# or frog!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Donkey lady has tits but no frog?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:09, archived)
# has gayshift finished, is it Thursday yet?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:11, archived)
# :|
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:17, archived)
# Angry donkey lady is angry
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Yays Hiraly normal smile!! ^^ lovely!
no related.↓

(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:06, archived)
# Hiraly?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:11, archived)
# siruslee
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Yeah. Hiraly. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:15, archived)
# I believe the character's name is Hilary
What you are typing is a terrible stereotype shown to be real
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Its OK ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:21, archived)
# if you say so
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:25, archived)
# Leave Dave alone!
Although this picture is wandering back into the disturbing netherzone
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 17 May 2012, 14:44, archived)
# He is

(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Larry David? Really.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:55, archived)
# with unconvincing fog ..
Hekim's got his answer at least
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:00, archived)
# In Cirencester no one can hear you scream
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:17, archived)
# that's because Cirencester is so fucking noisy
Dear Cirencester, be more silently! I can't hear a specific person screaming.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:27, archived)
# I've never heard of this film
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:41, archived)
# DISTURBING!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:44, archived)
# The sense of self-parody is overwhelming and bewildering.
"Orly!?"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:18, archived)
# I really want to visit Orly one day
and just walk around shouting "NO WAI!!!" at everyone

it'll be awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:29, archived)
# Yoda in a dress. Disturbing. Arousing. Green.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:13, archived)
# But
he's not selling a vodafone thingy
(Samantha Bricks Better half done a poo on, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:15, archived)
# The Jedi sell-out.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 17 May 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Yay!
*daves*
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:54, archived)
# Jesus! is there an uncropped version?
How are you not blind or arrested?

Also, a vision of the future:
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:06, archived)
# some people pay good money for that
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:12, archived)
# I take it this is for a game
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:12, archived)
# now my brain is trying to fit the words "Weetabix eyebrows"
to the tune of Primal scream's Swastika eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:13, archived)
# the first thing i thought was tumour
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Has she shit 2 wee turds on his brow?
Japan pixelate poo out of scat videos. Erm - or so ive heard.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:21, archived)
# Wh-what the fuck am I looking at?!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:29, archived)
# There are a few uncropped versions.
And I'm not blind because they don't actually do anything for me :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:31, archived)
# I'd probably watch that film
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:47, archived)
# This is the first SA strip I've properly followed
Have to say I'm enjoying it :)
(*spots tiny secret link. clicks. enjoys*)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:13, archived)
# Now that's what I call "fox hunting"
Though I'm much more interested in seeing what Hilary gets up to.

Also I think might colour a few of these strips. I guess I'm bored enough to.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Hooray for the secret link
You dirty yiffer, you!

I wish i could draw :-(
I wouldnt need porn then. Just a pencil and paper. I could jam the pencil down my cockshaft, and mop up the mess with the paper, y'see.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:20, archived)
# What secret li-
*drops monocle* oh my. o___o
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:30, archived)
# I always look for secret links in JJ posts. Its like the same thrill you get from finding some dodgy porn in the bushes when you were at school
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:41, archived)
# Imagine finding yiffy porn in the bushes.
I almost feel obliged to leave some in a nearby hedge on principle alone.

But I've got to clear my room out, so maybe later.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:44, archived)
# You've got to clear out all the yiffy porn from your room?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:46, archived)
# No, he has to clear out the hedge in his room
indoor topiary, just say no.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:47, archived)
# He's found some yiffy porn under the cock-shaped hedge in his room?
I need a lie down.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:50, archived)
# *closes curtains*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:50, archived)
# FILTH!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Thanks, that's better
any chance of a shoulder massage...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:53, archived)
# I didn't know about them before
I'll be looking now...although the pic was a bit of a shocker
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 17 May 2012, 14:46, archived)
# You're doing it wrong
You're meant to find porn round the back of the bike shed
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:48, archived)
# I found a whole bag of the stuff at school.
But while trying to work out a way of discreetly removing the haul from the shrubs (right beside the teacher's car park) without anyone noticing, another student go their first, shrieking: "Look! It's a bag of fucking porn!!"
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:52, archived)
# I wish porn stashes were left behind bushes at my school
Would have been an positive, amusing memory to look back on
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:55, archived)
# ^what he said.
All I ever really found was page 3 of the Sun and a jaw-bone. Probably belonged to a fox.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:58, archived)
# The closest I got to a porn stash in my school years was when I found a box of page 3 photos in the woods
I have no idea why
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Maybe a startled pervert dropped it and ran off?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Was this fox jawbone the item that bestowed you with a lifelong yiff chromasome?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Maybe it was.
I only just about stopped eating the furniture at 16.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:23, archived)
# I found an A5 imported hardcore mag in the fields behind my school.
It had a racing driver showing two of his helmets, and some pretty ladies putting one of them into their various orifices. For about a week, I was a fucking GOD, and everyone wanted a piece of the scripture.

I sold it for enough money to buy a computer game for my Spectrum.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Ah!
Glad I wasn't alone in capitalising on "found" filth!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:25, archived)
# My mate used to cut out and keep the page 3's from his parents newspapers
He sold them to me for a fiver (or a tenner - i cant remember)

Ah - back in the day where the internet wasnt around, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:32, archived)
# A chap'll go blind with that sort of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:46, archived)
# That chick with the ears
is hot
(I helped save b3ta! Cock, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Did we ever find out what Hiraly's previous job actually was?
A couple of strips ago the eyebrows man mentioned that "Ann Winters" must have let her go. If she was working in a high-street sex shop, then the difference between that and managing a charity shop is pretty much negligible, but before that she was apparently sticking cucumbers up her flange, which is hardly a step up from retail.

I only ask, because without this kind of information, none of these strips make any goddamn sense whatsoever.

/learning basic storytelling makes you ChickenHitler blog

[edit] on an unrelated note, I very much like the futuristic knight. Great design.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Hello Emvee!! :D How are you? ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Hi Moggy!
I'm good thanks! How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:25, archived)
# You're welcome ^^
If I got time, I might draw your work's character.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:40, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Additionally, I didn't understand how the weeble had to ask if the donkey lady was a pornstar
when all of the characters know her already
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:06, archived)
# I actually bothered to scroll back through about 500 SA strips to try and find out this stuff
and I was still none the wiser - I doubt even cenaris gets half the punchlines these days
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:31, archived)
# Actually...
...the charity shop girl is a bit of alright as well.

HOT GIRL ON GIRL CHARITY ACTION.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:04, archived)
# NGGGGFFF! LOOK AT THE SHITTY CROCKERY AND OLD SUITS! NGAAAAHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Trying to think of a charity shop themed sex pun
Gyaaaaaa, can't do it...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Sue Ride Her
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:12, archived)
# That doesn't make sense.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Sue, Ride Her
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Haha.
Ace.

British Arse Foundation.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Dr BarnARSEdos
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:26, archived)
# I'm the chairman of said foundation.
We don't sit about, we get to the bottom of arse-related issues.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:32, archived)
# Cocks-femme
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:33, archived)
# O_o ...naughty secret link
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:07, archived)
# QUEIN E2. "GOLDEN JEWBURY"-- MEET N GREET .. (SHE HAPPI (NOT WORRI) :(
(CSKBz, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:39, archived)
# *raises eyebrow*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:41, archived)
# I'm glad you replied as I'm a bit unsure about WTF this is?
Should I be scared?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:43, archived)
# MEET QUEIN (E2)
(CSKBz, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:44, archived)
# *backs away*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:45, archived)
# RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Save the Gayshift!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Artbase?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:46, archived)
# why am i looking at a picture of your curly-haired snowman greeting the queen?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Blimey! What drugs you on?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 17 May 2012, 13:52, archived)
# *digs out old FP*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:54, archived)
# He played trombone on Stairway To Heaven.
Pretty sure that's right.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 17 May 2012, 13:55, archived)
# No it was the Himalayan nose-flute on Neheh Cherry's Buffalo Stance
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:00, archived)
# That was the best one
Mine was just weird:

(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:02, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:59, archived)
# Well, I like it.
whatever it is.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:01, archived)
# a/s/l?
Do you like sausages?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:05, archived)
# lsl.b d0,1
oh wait, I'm confused now.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:10, archived)
# SAUSAGES
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:11, archived)
# You have reminded me of sausage bird
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:10, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:11, archived)
# haha
how will it end.
similar images?
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 17 May 2012, 14:05, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:07, archived)
# Testing
small
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 17 May 2012, 16:26, archived)
# Testing
strikethrough
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 17 May 2012, 16:28, archived)
# you are a mental
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Had to get this out of my mind.....
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Hahahahah!
Oh damn, LOLOLOL. Nicely done! Pffft!
*sings under breath*
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:15, archived)
# Mmmm Belinda
www.b3ta.com/board/10770030
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:25, archived)
# Bollox missed that!
Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:30, archived)
# a friend of mine is obsessed with her
and once got on stage at one of her concerts, grabbed her legs and shouted BELINDA I LOVE YOU DON'T EVER LEAVE ME
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:26, archived)
# is he now somewhere safe
without sharp objects?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:27, archived)
# haha
sharp objects alcohol
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:28, archived)
# I actually had a discussion once
about who had the best cheekbones in pop. Kim Deal won, not before I was told that Belinda Carlisle (who I'd been rooting for) was a 'wet slapper'.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:28, archived)
# what, you didn't say david bowie?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:33, archived)
# Shamefully, no men made the list
Though admittedly in Bowie's Starman days his hair was much more gingery than Carlisle's.
Another contender would have to be Marie Du Santiago of Kenickie. I'm so indie, me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:39, archived)
# aw Kenickie, they were grand
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:41, archived)
# Millionaire Sweeper
*That* is where it's at.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:56, archived)
# fuck indie, bowie is full of win
especially in labyrinth
*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:46, archived)
# SAUSAGES!
TOBY!
GOBLIN CITY!

I spoke to Bowie on the phone once - he said "Hello"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:58, archived)
# i love his voice
it's sort of rough and cynical, with a dollop of sexy thrown in
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Bowie is good
But 90s indie is ace. My guilty pleasure is watching Indie Chart rundowns from The Chart Show which someone has helpfully put on youtube. Drop Nineteens! Sugar! New Fast Automatic Daffodils! Erm... others!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:00, archived)
# you're talking to a woman who believes that music attained perfection with 80's rock
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Bon Jovi?
Bryan Adams? Huey Lewis and the News?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:11, archived)
# you call that rock?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Big Black?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:13, archived)
# queen, aerosmith, iron maiden, metallica, guns n' roses
that kind of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:17, archived)
# Ahh, I hope you have the T-shirts to prove it :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:23, archived)
# a couple
and a shitload of albums
fuck, got to go feed the cat and prepare for a hairdo and a drunkening.
'bye all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:25, archived)
# Nuclear Assault, Sabbat, Testament?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:18, archived)
# ex of mine was well into testament
and tangerine dream
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:22, archived)
# Interesting combination
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:26, archived)
# weird guy
definitely going now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:29, archived)
# She was married to Morgan Mason
That's a mouthfull.
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Tenuous repost for compo
that I did when Steve Jobs died...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:43, archived)
[challenge entry]


Click for bigger (59 kb)
(CSKBz, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:45, archived)
# If you did this you need help.
if a man is left alone long enough with a tea cosy he will sex it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:47, archived)
# Simply Wrong.
But kinda funny.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:57, archived)
# Blimey!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:47, archived)
# show us on the furry creature where the bad man touched you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:49, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:51, archived)
# did the bad man touch you, too?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:56, archived)
# I knew her! D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:01, archived)
# in the biblical sense?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:15, archived)
# She used to drink in my local.
Used to let blokes put their fags out in her stomach.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:20, archived)
# i used to use my belly button as an ashtray
if i was smoking in the bath
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:27, archived)
# you emit smoke on contact with water? O_o
That's awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:57, archived)
# SMOOOOOOKE ON THE WAAAATERRR!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:02, archived)
# i'm part dry ice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:06, archived)
# o_O ...foxeh laydee
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:57, archived)
# Shuddering hell
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Phwoar tits!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Don't let Jamnog see this:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:08, archived)
# when yiffiing goes wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:14, archived)
# You mean there are times when yiffing goes well!!??
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:21, archived)
# Hahahaha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:24, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:54, archived)
# roffle
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:08, archived)
# it's erm...erm
it's.... well....ummm
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:15, archived)
# Bitch tits?
Actually, that'd be vixen tits to be absolutely correct.
I still laughed though
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:16, archived)
# FOXY!
She'll do anything for another 10 pack of Marlboro lights
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:28, archived)
# What the
clibbering jarp..?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Erm...
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:37, archived)
# Madonna's looking a bit rough these days....
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:58, archived)
[challenge entry] After a long queue...

Big
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:42, archived)
# It said on the brochure that he is an all loving and forgiving God
So i thought fuck it!
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:43, archived)
# Yeah, that's from the new testament. After the spin doctors had re-worked his image
Read the old testament and his true personality shines through. Totally Alan Sugar.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 17 May 2012, 14:18, archived)
# "How was I supposed to know?"
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:43, archived)
# "Fuck you mean the lazy good for nothing actually exists - Explain Rupert Murdoch to me God!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:05, archived)
# and there'll be further hell to pay
when he takes a look at your twitter account :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:07, archived)
[challenge entry] :(
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:12, archived)
# THIS^
Beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:12, archived)
# cheers
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:21, archived)
# i'm clicking this one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:17, archived)
# Hell yes,
I did
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:18, archived)
# Religion pisses me right off
Had a drunken 'debate' about God and Satan last night with my in-laws (cheers btw)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:22, archived)
# last religion-based argument i had
was with my mum on the subject of me not wanting her to pray for me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:29, archived)
# Do not pray on b3ta, and I will not think in your church.
Killing each other to see who has the best imaginary friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:36, archived)
# :D
deal!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:39, archived)
#
But is it okay to pray to b3ta?
(bangthedrum, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:00, archived)
# hahaha, that old classic, "Stop fucking praying for my fucking soul!"
I always liked the lyrics in 'Eve of destruction', "Hate your next door neighbour, but don't forget to say Grace"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:36, archived)
# i was having surgery last month
and she said she would pray that i would be ok. i told her that if she couldn't physically do anything to help me, i didn't want her to ditch her feelings of guilt by giving over any responsibility to an invisible and imaginary entity.
she did not take it well.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:42, archived)
# When some people get better they thank god
What about the surgeons and hospital staff?
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:45, archived)
# yep, tried telling her that, too
like most believers, she won't listen to reason and when faced with facts, does the equivalent of covering her ears and going "lalalalaican'thearyoulalala"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:48, archived)
# Since humanity began 100 billion people have been born
50% of them never made it to adulthood, good job "God" thanks for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:50, archived)
# most of the problem is that these people can't deal with uncertainty
and prefer instead to believe that everything will be taken care of by somebody much more powerful than them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:55, archived)
# Nobody wants to think about death and nothingness
But it is better than wasting our time on a baseless mythical fairy story, it gives life less worth if you think you get another go hence bomb filled underpants, just imagine if we had put all the effort that has gone into churches and religion into science? We would have hover boards by now :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:02, archived)
# i could have my bionic eye!
that said, those brief periods of existential uncertainty and fear of mortality are horrible, especially at night. the phrase "bomb filled underpants" is making me smile, though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:06, archived)
# My moments of existential uncertainty and fear give me a kick up the ass to enjoy life
Tim minchin says alot of good stuff about this ^ he was on desert island discs the other day and he put it better than i ever could, we are so insignificant in the universe that it is amazing that we exist at all, when i think about that i smile.
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:11, archived)
# that's pretty much the way i see it
but when you're alone in the dark and a bit paranoid, it still freaks you out
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Ask yourself this.
How much did you fear death the 200000 years before you were born?
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:19, archived)
# i didn't, i wasn't born
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:29, archived)
# *stirs test-tube*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:30, archived)
# And this is what pisses me off the most!
That everything that happens good or bad, is 'something/someone else is responsible for'. God/Satan is not like some vending machine you put prayers in and you get a free ticket to Heaven out. Personal responsibility please. I know this is blindingly simplified and hard to explain, but I have real trouble when people blame things on/attribute things to the actions of some all-seeing omnipotent deity. I'd better stop now.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:19, archived)
# I smile when i hear Tim Tebow thank God for helping him win a game
Or when some numpty thanks God when they recieve some shitty award? Whilst there are children starving to death every minute of every day.
WTF.
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:25, archived)
# i know what you mean
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:30, archived)
# wait...is this god or the Tories?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:27, archived)
# oh, no, tories are real
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:31, archived)
# the fuckers
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:42, archived)
# It angers me that we still have bishops in the house of lords
I get so pissed off that my 5 year old son has compulsory worship in a state school! I still stare open mouthed that people still believe this shit Faith = belief without evidence. Rant over.
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:42, archived)
# I just know this week will get everybody riled up.
Religion isn't even something I think about, because I KNOW there's much more wondrous and beautiful stuff around us at all times; it's called science, and the sooner people look for the things that are already here, rather than wait for a big fake man to appear, the better.

Fuck yeah, science.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:50, archived)
# *science fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:53, archived)
# *science fives*
I once met someone with "SCIENCE!" tattooed on their leg, that's how much they love it.

I'll probably end up having a Carl Sagan quote on me somewhere, most likely "On a mote of dust, suspended in a sunbeam", referring to the Pale Blue Dot image.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:55, archived)
# that quote always reminds me of horton hears a who
and it's my love of chemistry and toxicology that led to my biohazard tattoo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Ahh, love that book. ^^ Microbiology for kids!
There's a number of tattoos I'd like, but it's all a case of how much, where on my body, etc.

One such tattoo is the caffeine molecular structure... being a caffeine addict and all. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:04, archived)
# nice!
don't know why, but i think that'd look good on the inner wrist
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:09, archived)
# Yeah, not bad placement.
Just a case of the whole tattoos and employment argument. I mean, if I could have tattoos anywhere on my body and still get a job, I'd be laughing. I think the inner wrist could easily be concealed though. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:19, archived)
# or just get it done where i got mine ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:32, archived)
# Do I... need to know where that is? XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:54, archived)
# probably not :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:56, archived)
# I think we are going through the age of enlightenment 2.0
And this time it's gonna kick ass because a kid in africa or Iran will have a portable device in his hand that he will be able to question any bullshit that he is told, a non belief in God is the fastest growing belief system. woo yeah go internets!
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:54, archived)
# Exactly.
The only reason religion caught on is because our ancestors didn't know a fraction of what we know now, thanks to our extensive testing and research, and like you say, the way our world has become much more interconnected through the web.

It's when people decide to take a step out of their bubbles and examine the universe for what it is, and not what an ancient book told them, that the world will become a much more wonderful place.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:59, archived)
# I give religion as we know it 5 years
i even think the pope is an athiest, if he truly believed in "God" he would be supporting the large hadron collider instead of condemning it as if what he said is true it will reveal old beardy chops on the cloud did it all....
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Yeah. If I'm honest, I'm surprised it's still going.
It's really disheartening to know there's whole groups of people out there, ready to disregard actual, physical tests being done by the world's greatest minds. The fellas at the LHC, and indeed, every physicist, chemist and biologist, deserve so much more than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:23, archived)
# If this was or is a war between Science and Religion..
I am confident that i know who will win. peer reviewed and constantly changing based on evidence against an old book with power hungry apologists contradicting themselves daily, oh and they rape children.
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:28, archived)
# It's rather amusing
that scientists will never jump to conclusions without thorough testing and examination, whereas the religious lot just accept what a book written hundreds of years ago said.

And yeah, the whole paedo thing is a no no, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:57, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:56, archived)
# I think you'll find...
...it's a big fake man with a beard.

Burn the heretic!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:56, archived)
# Its not Science, its Nature.
Science is just the system we use to examine and appreciate the beauty and wonder of the universe around us.

Woo NATURE!
(I helped save b3ta! sumdarkplace is what really killed the radio star, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Actually, yeah, that. ^
I suppose you could class it as 'science and nature', but I'm splitting hairs here. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:06, archived)
# Nature is just weeds and that
and bird poo
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:24, archived)
# SEXY NATURE!
YIFF YIFF!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:01, archived)
# Most wonderful :D *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:19, archived)
# Thank you Foxy one
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:23, archived)
# i tried clicking try hell. it didn't work
i clicked i like this instead
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:27, archived)
# haha
Blindly believing is your only other option.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:43, archived)
# ah fuck!
*gets molested by the clergy*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:57, archived)
# *An animated paperclip with horns appears*
"It seems that you're trying to get to Hell would you like me to help?"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:12, archived)
# Reaper Clip?
*grabs coat*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:11, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Install a trial version of GAWD? Y/N_
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 17 May 2012, 12:30, archived)
# hahaha
NO
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:32, archived)
# In heaven
You have no memory

/gets coat
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:32, archived)
# Reinstall Norton 360 and experience Purgatory!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:14, archived)
# i tried hell
it came back with the same results, seems that one can't exist without the other.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:27, archived)
# tell that to my ex
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:33, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:55, archived)
# i tried to become a believer,
but apparently they don't support XP anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:54, archived)

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