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(herman:D, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:49, archived)

\:D/

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 May 2012, 23:04, archived)

These scrolly things are great :D

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 20 May 2012, 23:09, archived)

hover buggy ftw :D

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 20 May 2012, 23:12, archived)

Wheee!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 May 2012, 23:24, archived)

^ This, but longer

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 May 2012, 23:30, archived)

Stephen King is currently writing a sequel, 'Dr. Sleep'.

Looks like I might have to make a business trip to New England..

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Captain Howdy, Sun 20 May 2012, 23:46, archived)

I read in the Observer on the train this afternoon

Bladerunner is going to be remade, with a female lead

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 May 2012, 0:01, archived)

Aye. But not a remake - a continuation of the world, set "some time" after the events of the original.

An anti-Prometheus, basically.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 21 May 2012, 0:03, archived)

Ah, didn't know that

Edit: it was in the Independent I read up there, not in the observer I read on the way back: www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/features/blade-runner-with-a-female-lead-allaction-gals-just-like-mother-7768614.html

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 May 2012, 0:11, archived)

This goes a little more in-depth on what to (currently) expect..

www.aintitcool.com/node/55858

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Captain Howdy, Mon 21 May 2012, 0:33, archived)

Uh oh, another Gibbs is gone.

Behold the magnificent photoshop skills.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 21 May 2012, 0:08, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Mon 21 May 2012, 0:10, archived)

Phew. For a minute there I thought maybe I had offended people.

It's good to see things haven't changed around here.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 21 May 2012, 0:12, archived)

Back when Walliams was good :D

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 21 May 2012, 0:16, archived)

That's ten knocks, now!

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Captain Howdy, Mon 21 May 2012, 0:22, archived)

Did you just manage to zombify someone in under 2 minutes?

Those are some damn impressive Tattyshop skills if so :)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 21 May 2012, 0:25, archived)

As loathe as I am to admit it, I made this when he fell ill in April.

*looks for jobs in Hull*

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Captain Howdy, Mon 21 May 2012, 0:27, archived)

I hope you have one with a green Barry lined up!

*dons ninja suit and pockets garrotte*

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 21 May 2012, 0:33, archived)

Tell 'im I sent ya!

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Captain Howdy, Mon 21 May 2012, 0:35, archived)

Pfft!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 May 2012, 0:16, archived)

that's 38 points on my 2012 deadpool score.

[edit] also, "Former BBC Radio 1 DJ Mike Read described his death as a "tragedy"". Oh mike, you're such a card.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 May 2012, 1:31, archived)

Outlived Gaddafi

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:24, archived)

RIP UR IN HEVEN WITH DAFFY AND SADOM AND HITLOR

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:37, archived)

Well, bye then.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_J2JNdC9Vg

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:40, archived)

Not you. Him

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Chumps 👀, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:45, archived)

Bye bye :)

(herman:D, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:46, archived)

I would rather he died in a much more satisfying and justified way, but whatever.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:47, archived)

I'd rather the evidence against him had been sound

This is a website run by Jim Swire, father of one of the Lockerbie victims. Those who read Private Eye will also be aware of some of the details Mr Swire and others have discovered during their investigations.

I'm not politicised in any way - I just like things to be based on truth.

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sun 20 May 2012, 23:07, archived)

I don't think he did what you think he did.

Not that he was a particularly nice guy, even if you take Lockerbie out of the equation.

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Captain Howdy, Sun 20 May 2012, 23:48, archived)

Oh, the Lockerbie bomber.

Right, with it now.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 May 2012, 0:04, archived)

Farewell

Nasty way to go, but a very nasty deed

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 20 May 2012, 23:01, archived)

Again, B3ta brings me the news first.

Rest in peace (or hellfire, whatever. Just don't come back.)

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 20 May 2012, 23:06, archived)

Totally don't know who this is.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 May 2012, 23:41, archived)

The youth of today

I despair

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 May 2012, 0:00, archived)

I'm 24, do I count as the youth of today?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 May 2012, 0:02, archived)

Searched the news for this, but can't find anything.

Mind you I'm struggling to think of any first names other than "Ian" or "Isabelle" :(

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 21 May 2012, 0:03, archived)

He's the guy that blew up that plane.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 May 2012, 0:07, archived)

It was a piss-poor attempt at a joke, but never mind :|

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 21 May 2012, 0:10, archived)

I get jokes!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 May 2012, 0:11, archived)

Toodles

But before you die, we'd like to hand you back.

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Cock BANNED from /talk, Mon 21 May 2012, 3:59, archived)

Always blame the scapegoat

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:30, archived)

Olde Gardene Partye

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:38, archived)

It's not Pimms o'clock until the tennis racquet is up there sideways

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:43, archived)

Knowing her set it's likely to be attempted.

edit: After they've had a few. Not just Asbolina, but the whole bunch of them are smashed most of the time.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:46, archived)

Pimms

a nice relaxing pimms

hmm, pimms.

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:46, archived)

I've not had Pimms in over a year.

I must shop.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:49, archived)

haven't had anything of that ilk for some time

I do have some sherry leftover, it's not quite the same though

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:51, archived)

pimms jelly

www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/1288634/pimms-lemon-and-mint-jelly

(herman:D, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:50, archived)

jolly civilised

or should I say

Jelly Civilised!

Eh what!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:53, archived)

Pimms is one of my fav drinks.

Giggle juice.

Best served straight from the freezer with Sprite, frozen fruit, cucumbers and ice. Yum.

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Cock BANNED from /talk, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:58, archived)

Do you have a book or something with hundreds of these in?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:50, archived)

Book soon.

Thx.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:54, archived)

If you were looking for sources on the other hand...

Splunk PG with search "Punch". And snag the HTML archives off the "more files" option.
Good reads too, I often raid them for LEGO Comics and blogging.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:08, archived)

Ah so they are old Punch illustrations?

I did wonder why there were so many of them all the same style

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:10, archived)

BOOK

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boris the spider, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:13, archived)

LIES

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:34, archived)

I've gone off the boil in the last couple of years

THIS WILL NOT STAND. THE HORNED ONE SHALL RISE AND THE FLAMES SHALL RISE AND THE LIES.

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boris the spider, Sun 20 May 2012, 23:00, archived)

Nice...

Also: LEGO Comics ???

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 May 2012, 6:38, archived)

YAY!!!

Most recent: b3ta.com/board/10434051

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 May 2012, 7:13, archived)

Ha ha ha...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:22, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Mon 21 May 2012, 0:30, archived)

[/;-)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 May 2012, 1:16, archived)

Cameron's 'special relationship' with Germany caught on film

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:15, archived)

Wanker.

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Chumps 👀, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:16, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10772454

(herman:D, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:44, archived)

That tart gets the toffs, on both sides of the pond, going every time.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:19, archived)

Crack one out for Greece

Ireland, Portugal, Spain, Italy.

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:52, archived)

So....

Is he doing himself, or she doing him or he doing her?

Confused.

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Cock BANNED from /talk, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:59, archived)

well you can see both of his arms, so it must be hers

also if you look very close the thumb has matching purple nail varnish

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:31, archived)

I just stared intently at her hand for minutes on end to see that.

until I remembered what she was holding in it. My silent curse will haunt your very existence till your timely end, like your image will haunt my innocent mind forevermore.

Then I stared some more.

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BringYourOwnParachute Meet me here on, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:45, archived)

I didn't know David Cameron had two left hands

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:08, archived)

He doesn't

but Merkel has a right hand...

(The Louce, Mon 21 May 2012, 22:12, archived)

Austerity wank.

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Captain Howdy, Sun 20 May 2012, 23:54, archived)

haha! The bloke on the right has just had his turn.

Her hand is on backwards!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 May 2012, 12:13, archived)

I assure you it isn't

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2012, 7:48, archived)

Its a pity tug.

(loci, Tue 22 May 2012, 4:37, archived)

For Shazz (who is probably asleep)

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:13, archived)

I say. That's a bit good.

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Chumps 👀, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:14, archived)

That is actually her car,

the cow. (OK I adjusted bits of it)

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:17, archived)

What car?

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Chumps 👀, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:20, archived)

The car with the power

steering

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:28, archived)

EEEEE! :D

You really do magic, you know?

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 21 May 2012, 12:13, archived)

Snazzy work, as usual.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:16, archived)

I see you've located the spot with the best vibes ;)

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:18, archived)

Not quite ;)

That's actually in the drivers' seat. Trust me on this. The lumpy cam just has her throbbing as you sit at the lights. It's most gratifying.

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 21 May 2012, 12:14, archived)

Top work

although it looks like you're trying to push the beast to the nearest petrol station

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:24, archived)

With the MPG on that thing

it probably happens a lot!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:27, archived)

TBH I have never been game to calculate that figure

One day I shall work out the km/litre dealio.

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 21 May 2012, 12:15, archived)

She hunts down fuel instinctively

In fact 'Gilbarco' should be her middle name.

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 21 May 2012, 12:22, archived)

great photo

I imagine she is licking her lips

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 21 May 2012, 12:29, archived)

Nicely

(herman:D, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:40, archived)

Not even you could GIF

that Herman. Or could you....

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:46, archived)

there's only one way I could gif it..

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:48, archived)

Ah, Wobbly Head girl

Foreva in r hertz

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:50, archived)

Hertz indeed

with her variably dampened oscillations.

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:52, archived)

I sometimes wonder if these people

know how famous they are and what they think of it.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:54, archived)

I wonder if she suffers from migraine

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:57, archived)

(herman:D, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:43, archived)

\o/

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 May 2012, 23:00, archived)

yowch :D

you tied her to the bumper?!

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maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 20 May 2012, 23:16, archived)

well it was either that or the kitchen sink

/sexism blog

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 May 2012, 0:06, archived)

HAHA! This is brill! Poor Sundae, though

I've never been so spoiled in all my life as what I have been by Sundae who has tarted up two of my cars now

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 21 May 2012, 12:39, archived)

Where the hell did Vibrating Head Girl go?

She was just in this thread....

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:21, archived)

OH MY GOD, Sundae!!!!!!!

Wheeeeeeeeeeeee! This is just ajfladjlfjl LOL FANTASTIC!! Rrrrrrrrrrrr and you look bloody great there too!

THANK YOU!

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 21 May 2012, 12:12, archived)

Howdo.

(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:57, archived)

it's gonna get you :)

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:59, archived)

Belly?

Love?
The rhythm?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:07, archived)

ring sting

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:09, archived)

Power to the Peapod !

lovely attention to detail

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:29, archived)

No reason. Just bored.

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Chumps 👀, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:45, archived)

And why the FUCK not

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Frogbeat, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:46, archived)

so that's the Colonel's secret recipe

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 20 May 2012, 20:46, archived)

Hahaha

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Frogbeat, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:46, archived)

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Chumps 👀, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:49, archived)

it's exploding out from under his bellend! >.<

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 20 May 2012, 20:54, archived)

Years of pent up frustration leads to unimaginable horrors

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Chumps 👀, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:59, archived)

Hahaha that made me laugh disproportionately

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:48, archived)

she's got red on her

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 20 May 2012, 20:55, archived)

^ CANDLES!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:00, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:55, archived)

Fuck

(herman:D, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:44, archived)

Please get bored more often

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:45, archived)

Mean while in steampunk heaven...

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:30, archived)

Cool :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:31, archived)

Cor, she's got right proper thighs.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:45, archived)

^ this

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:50, archived)

^this

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 20 May 2012, 21:16, archived)

this^

(herman:D, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:43, archived)

Those kind of skullcrushing thighs

are exactly what I look for in a woman.

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 20 May 2012, 20:45, archived)

I like my women like I like my coffee.

Milky, with one sugar and a hobnob. Erm, no, hang on.....that's not right.....

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Chumps 👀, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:55, archived)

Freezedried and stored in a cupboard?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:59, archived)

slightly elongated and distributed in small plastic bags?

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:05, archived)

Shipped over from South America?

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 20 May 2012, 21:18, archived)

Shat out by a Civet cat ?

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 20 May 2012, 21:24, archived)

Agitated with a spoon?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:29, archived)

Mesmerised by a slice of chicken?

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:49, archived)

Hand-picked by peasants, roasted, and ground to a fine powder?

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Chumps 👀, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:24, archived)

In a plastic cup

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dazzyboy, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:00, archived)

Sturdy!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:59, archived)

Her legs look furious storng!

edit: I must also give mention to her lovely pair of nacelles

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:02, archived)

R Crumb would be drooling right now

She's hot by the way. :)

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 21 May 2012, 12:25, archived)

Another scroll thing - feel free to use.

Other scrolls in my collection.
www.b3tards.com/u/c5209db0bd1d8ae310e5/parallax-road-scroll.gif
www.b3tards.com/u/c5209db0bd1d8ae310e5/hill_walk_scroll.gif
www.b3tards.com/u/c5209db0bd1d8ae310e5/night-driver.gif
www.b3tards.com/u/c5209db0bd1d8ae310e5/mountain-stream.gif

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:45, archived)

That is most excellent

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:49, archived)

Yay Ripley with a Flamethrower!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:57, archived)

I have obligingly stole it, I will use for something when I blaa blaa install blaa blaa something something

etc

:)

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:55, archived)

Why do I hear 'blaa blaa install blaa blaa'

To the Red Hand Gang theme?:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:58, archived)

clearly you are an international jewel thief and dangerous criminal mastermind who for some reason is afraid of just flinging a kid in the sea

thus enabling them to thwart your cunning plan at stealing a single diamond or something of similar pointlessnes.

Oh god, now I remember the episode with the "deaf" sister, truck behind deaf sister, man tootles his horn with vigour, and she doesn't move, and one of the kids is like "she's deaf!"

Epic.

no wait, that other word.

Daa da da da daaaa. daa da dada da daaa. daada da dadaada dadada da da daa da.

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:06, archived)

Woo

Spellcasting. Stop walking: S.T.O.P W.A.L.K.I.M.G.:p

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:57, archived)

207.44.242.20/board/10670264

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 May 2012, 19:08, archived)

Top stuff! :D

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 May 2012, 19:09, archived)

this looks familiar, is it a bitmap bros amiga game?

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:01, archived)

This may help ...

or maybe not :D

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:10, archived)

aha, magic pockets :D I was more of a speedball/xenon kinda guy

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:16, archived)

I liked Gods, bloody difficult though it was

Bitmap Bros stuff was ace

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:28, archived)

I had forgotten all about that one

*digs out emulator*

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:36, archived)

yeah

(waxdart hello., Mon 21 May 2012, 1:46, archived)

Ooh nice

I gave up last time I tried to do one of those

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Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Sun 20 May 2012, 19:13, archived)

The technique is pretty simple but the optimisation is a pain

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 May 2012, 19:16, archived)

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 May 2012, 19:14, archived)

looks like a picked to wrong day to quit smoking ;)

Luckily I gave them up years ago never looked back.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 May 2012, 19:18, archived)

Sadly I'm still hooked

Pretty much did for my singing :(

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 May 2012, 19:23, archived)

Does that mean you can cover Tom Waits now?

::EDIT::*Waites, dammit...

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 20 May 2012, 19:56, archived)

Leonard Cohen

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:41, archived)

I'm more William Shatner now

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:51, archived)

giving up smoking is a piece of piss, I've done it hundreds of times

/tediously unhelpful old jokes blog

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 20 May 2012, 19:59, archived)

^ one of the best decisions of my life

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 20 May 2012, 20:27, archived)

Hehe, when I still smoked I always used to doodle on the health warning

like adding a c to "harms" to make it "Smoking seriously charms those around you"

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:18, archived)

Yay - I like the niht driver one....

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 20 May 2012, 19:20, archived)

\:D/

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 May 2012, 19:58, archived)

The brilliance of this

belies the filesize :)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 20 May 2012, 19:25, archived)

I like your scrolling things

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 May 2012, 19:29, archived)

I love to scroll :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 May 2012, 19:41, archived)

there's almost a song in this

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:07, archived)

*Sings* Scrolling....

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrGLNtZ0rEg&feature=related

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:45, archived)

I find that video terrifying in some kind of orwellian mandatory fun time you are having fun now kind of way.

Maybe my head is just too messed up for anything anymore.

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:46, archived)

that's awesome

reminds me of the Corridor of Blades from Knightmare

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 20 May 2012, 19:46, archived)

Scrolly goodness!

Nicely done, might use if I can think of something

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:16, archived)

Blimey.

I'm in awe. I'd offer to steal it, but for the fact that I don't have the faintest idea of how to put it to use.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:31, archived)

Ooh that is very nice

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:32, archived)

\o/ hurrah!!

i love these :D
just not got software to handle them yet

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maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:33, archived)

\o/

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:38, archived)

Excellent. American Werewolf in London?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:42, archived)

Yep!

It seemed the correct riff to my mind.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:46, archived)

*Fears*

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:43, archived)

Oh damn it

there goes any chance of me sleeping tonight

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:49, archived)

terrifying

I'm tempted to fullscreen it and proper shit myself

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:51, archived)

a merkin tarantula wolf in a tunnel

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:04, archived)

(herman:D, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:38, archived)

This

is disturbing but rather excellent

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dazzyboy, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:01, archived)

Hmmmmmmm!

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Frogbeat, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:46, archived)

that's good

want to put in Paul P being chased by some sewer monsters but my skills are lacking
EDIT: not Paul P but the best I could do

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:47, archived)

Silly baby

Forwards make go faster!

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 20 May 2012, 23:04, archived)

That's bloody marvellous is that.

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Chumps 👀, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:57, archived)

are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet?

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:03, archived)

100% fact

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:03, archived)

I've been there

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:32, archived)

Woo YaY scroll :D

(herman:D, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:37, archived)

(herman:D, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:39, archived)

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:41, archived)

Ouhhh, these are all STUNNING!

You have skills, Maiden, that I can only dream of.

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 21 May 2012, 12:26, archived)

(1.618..., Sun 20 May 2012, 18:35, archived)

Damn you smoking ban!

I've had to suffer annoying gits driving past all day blaring their horns.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:56, archived)

this has been in my head since wednesday

thank fuck it's out now

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:31, archived)

Looks like the box-art for an awesome Sega Mega Drive game.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:35, archived)

I was showing a speedrun of Altered Beast at MegaByte on Friday night...

I'd forgotten how homo-erotic that game is!

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 20 May 2012, 19:08, archived)

I was playing that the other day.

Heavily muscled men shin-kicking and grabbing floating steroids to turn into bears and wolves?

The 90s were WEIRD.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 May 2012, 19:24, archived)

it's supposed to animate, but it kept freezing

I think I've fixed it
it would seem that, on my browser at least, setting frames to over 2000ms causes gifs to freeze on the last frame(but not always)

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 20 May 2012, 19:17, archived)

Hmm... it was working just fine a while ago. It seems to have knackered up right now :S

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 May 2012, 19:25, archived)

Doesn't work for me either.

(XP, Firefox 12.0)

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 20 May 2012, 19:28, archived)

everything seems to have disappeared from b3ta uploader

there's something amiss

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 20 May 2012, 19:30, archived)

Looking across the /board now, there's a few redexes...

I think the b3ta uploader's throwing a wobbly at the moment.

EDIT: Oh wait, it's back now.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 May 2012, 19:34, archived)

yeah, I just reset my browser and everything is fine now

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 20 May 2012, 19:36, archived)

^this

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 20 May 2012, 19:38, archived)

This looks like a gothic 9/11

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 20 May 2012, 23:08, archived)

hah! so it does, I never noticed that

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 20 May 2012, 23:21, archived)

Titty Twister

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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:12, archived)

hot pussy, cold pussy, SMELLY PUSSY!

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:19, archived)

Slickest 'shop from myself yet

Click for bigger (372 kb)

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Sun 20 May 2012, 17:38, archived)

Very sensible foot attire sir :)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 20 May 2012, 17:39, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 20 May 2012, 17:51, archived)

I apologise...

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:03, archived)

Looks like Robert Downey Jr ran out of work again

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:03, archived)

He's a nutter

Do you know he named his son Upsigh? I don't know, I think it's biblical or something...

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:07, archived)

More original than using fruits for ideas

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:08, archived)

No it's definitely a black Labrador.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:10, archived)

The guys name is Clive.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 20 May 2012, 19:30, archived)

Hahaha

Off to get food.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 20 May 2012, 19:39, archived)

Haha

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:33, archived)

Still bored.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:25, archived)

Hehehe

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM5-xFenaZI

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:27, archived)

Needs more wiggage:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:32, archived)

Ha ha ha... How come this has not been done before?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 20 May 2012, 17:02, archived)

Photoshop CS5.5 only had the wig filter that could cope with such hairloss.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 20 May 2012, 17:11, archived)

Ah that old euphemism from the old wild west when

a woman's period was referred to as having her wagon painted which then gave rise to the phrase following the wagon trail
*I'm bored too

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 20 May 2012, 17:05, archived)

hahaha!

They'll need these....

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 20 May 2012, 17:11, archived)

I has a hooj quantity of Space Invaders for the London Bash:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 20 May 2012, 17:12, archived)

Wozza.

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addickted has attained freedom, Sun 20 May 2012, 17:48, archived)

yaaaay!!! I've been ;looking for this pictures for AGES!!!! ya gnopping legend!

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 20 May 2012, 19:07, archived)

hahahaha

top loon work there

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:48, archived)

old pearoast:

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 20 May 2012, 17:51, archived)

I'll pea your pearoast

As my one was a complete reworking of one I did in 2008:P
*waggles bum*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:02, archived)

mine was created in 2004 :P

damn, too late on the reply

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 20 May 2012, 22:27, archived)

Margin!

I loved him in the The Dirgy Dozen.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 20 May 2012, 17:54, archived)

hehe

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:35, archived)

I'm hoping it's like this...

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addickted has attained freedom, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:23, archived)

needs more ladies! :)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 20 May 2012, 17:06, archived)

Love it!

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 21 May 2012, 12:28, archived)

Cue "but they can fly..."

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monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:20, archived)

can they play the harp though ?

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:29, archived)

The musical talents of daleks are well-known

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNjlHqkrWR4

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:32, archived)

Martin Clunes was never the same after that stroke

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 20 May 2012, 19:58, archived)

See Series 4 Episode 2

"The Orchestration of the Daleks"

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monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:34, archived)

He doesn't need to worry, he just needs

a paramedic, or perhaps a nurse

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Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:36, archived)

needs a ski lift

(resistanceisfutile, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:23, archived)

Haha

nice one

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:36, archived)

the utimate indignity :D

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maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:53, archived)

Why in life was he a Dalek from the Jon Pertwee serial "Death to the Daleks"...

Yet in heaven he's a Russel T Davies - era new series Dalek?

Inconsistencies. I'm calling fake on this one.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:17, archived)

heheh

Thought I'd pre-empted the Who geeks with the flying comment.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:40, archived)

Pip pip and such like

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:09, archived)

Spiffing, what?

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Captain Howdy, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:11, archived)

Time for high tea I say

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:16, archived)

Rather.

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Captain Howdy, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:17, archived)

Lord Kittychener

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:15, archived)

What ho!

On that note - off to the local hostelry!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:17, archived)

Chin-chin!

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Captain Howdy, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:19, archived)

Rather!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:26, archived)

Tally ho :)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:28, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 20 May 2012, 17:04, archived)

I say!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:19, archived)

Nice poshcat!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:23, archived)

Jolly kind of you to say so :)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:24, archived)

Ding dong!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:25, archived)

What, what old chap.

what old chap.

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addickted has attained freedom, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:26, archived)

How spiffing old bean

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:31, archived)

Nice 'tash

but armchairs and doilies are clearly more refined

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Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Sun 20 May 2012, 17:09, archived)

How civilised :)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 20 May 2012, 17:18, archived)

Top show old chap!

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:36, archived)

Cracking pic!

*shoves monocle back into eye*

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 21 May 2012, 12:29, archived)

JollyJack's XBOX360 is now in heaven.

Sorry I was draw with dA muro(web paint tool)

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 20 May 2012, 14:56, archived)

RIP JJ'S ECKS BAWKS THREE SIXDEH

4EVA IN R HARTZ XOXOXOX

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:03, archived)

Thanks, I've been on tenterhooks waiting to find out what a complete stranger's electronic devices were up to..

*breathes easy*

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Captain Howdy, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:03, archived)

haha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:22, archived)

right, because telling everyone here that you know about someone you've never met's electrical equipment warranty won't make you seem like a fucking mental

also, keep deviant art on deviant art for fucks sake

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:05, archived)

Bake it!

But not in an oven.

Not wise.

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:12, archived)

It's in silicon heaven

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:17, archived)

RING OF DEATH!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:19, archived)

Riverghost's PSION erectronic calcurator did fire go on

I saw it while masturbating through his window
Sorry I draw with twig stuck down penis, jabbing at laptop (deviant Arts)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:19, archived)

Calkie! Nooooooooooooo!

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Captain Howdy, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:22, archived)

RDLI HAKKIS?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:23, archived)

*openly weeps*

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Captain Howdy, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:27, archived)

RDLI4EVR iN R HATS

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:24, archived)

*cries*

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:38, archived)

A Rdliroo!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:04, archived)

4 eva

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 May 2012, 17:01, archived)

this was what happened when my lexmark printer died

It took a poo and went to heaven. with our hrtz.

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:25, archived)

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:08, archived)

Your penis has not humanism

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:05, archived)

Yaaaawn...

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addickted has attained freedom, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:28, archived)

*involuntary yawn*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:31, archived)

This is v creepy

But JJ if you are actually looking at this (rather than entering a witness relocation programme and severing all ties to the internet), try contacting Microsoft.

They do seem really flexible warranty-wise for RROD incidents - I ended up getting a brand new machine for my second hand 360 when it got RROD a couple of years ago, despite the fact that it was a) outside the 5 year extended cover they give RROD, and b) second hand through a totally non-MS accredited purches.

Microsoft in "top notch customer service" shocker.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:29, archived)

"win at any cost"

Still, can't argue with getting a replacement machine in such circumstances.

and similarly, I got a replacement hard drive from seagate in the same way.

edit: but that was in warranty, so it's not the same thing, so forget everything I said.

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:31, archived)

I was gobsmacked.

I don't know if I caught one of their reps on a really good day or what, but straight after the initial phone conversation (where I said it was second hand - no bullshitting on my part, they just took the serial number and ID'd it from that) they emailed me a prepaid postage voucher to send it to them, and within 3 days I had a phone call from them saying "it's an old machine, we generally don't bother repairing them, so there's a new unit on its way to you".

Total down-time 7 days, total effort on my part - finding a cardboard box and a bunch of bubblewrap to pack it in. First rate.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:35, archived)

yay for microsoft!

That means you only had to spend 7 days scratching discs yourself :)

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:37, archived)

To be fair it's been way more reliable than my old PS2 was.

With the obvious exception of the incident referred to above.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:45, archived)

JJ is Moggy

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:30, archived)

very much this

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Victor Meldrew, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:44, archived)

The compo is a description of what you think heaven is

not where JJ's Xbox might have gone had it such a thing as a soul which is contestable even in humans and certainly not in the case of inanimate objects.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:30, archived)

no no, my lexmark had a soul

I even drawed it!

edit: admittedly, it may be from where I hoofed the shitting thing.

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:32, archived)

Isitastartrekwarsthing?

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:38, archived)

no, it's an infatuation with a pervy artist and thinking random people on the internet would be interested thing

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:40, archived)

It's a tediousshitnobodycaresaboutbutitgetsboardmovingagain thing.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:43, archived)

if only that were her intention

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:44, archived)

Yeah, because she seems good at it.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:45, archived)

no, we're good at it

someone could just post CUNT and we'd turn it around if we were in the mood.
It's only because some of us are feeling mischievous that we make something of this desperate confused attempt to tell JJ that she loves him

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:51, archived)

Mm, does make sense...

I would say it's almost like a mob mentality whenever something like this is posted; everyone dives in with snarky responses and whatnot.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:57, archived)

standard protective crowd response

psychology 101

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:59, archived)

If the needy need validation, we aim to please.

Sometimes.
Other times, not.

*flips coin*

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Captain Howdy, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:06, archived)

It's actually a I'mstandingoutsideyourwindowat2amwithaknifeandsemioncosi'matotalandutterlunaticineverysenseoftheword type of thing.

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addickted has attained freedom, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:47, archived)

I'm gonna start closing my curtains from now on. o____o

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:48, archived)

Alright Dave?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZPhOjhtCCU

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:47, archived)

awwwwh only 47 views since February

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:59, archived)

I've just seen inside Moggy's head...

It's a wonderful place.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:16, archived)

I thought it'd look more like this.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwc1Wi-mlCI

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:19, archived)

I think my brain would bork if I tried to make that

woo :D

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:19, archived)

It is real footage.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:22, archived)

Ning Japan !

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:53, archived)

My solar powered digital thermometer is broken

Can I get a picture too?

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:54, archived)

You totally creepy fuck

Y U no post sausage?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:27, archived)

I want to eat sausage. :)

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 20 May 2012, 19:18, archived)

You're alright

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:07, archived)

Drone Cat

Hates being grounded.

(fluckstlicks Whatever you do, do it improperly!, Sun 20 May 2012, 14:25, archived)

It's intriguing

yet full of RIS

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 May 2012, 14:27, archived)

It's the US drone that went down over Iranian airspace.

So they took it in and started showing it off. I imagine that text says "NYAH NYAH, LOOK WHAT WE'VE GOT!"

Fuck knows about the cat, though. XD

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 May 2012, 14:31, archived)

Cats and CDCs = the backbone of b3ta.

This one seems to have some understanding of their preferred audience.
Either that or it's plain coincidence, and they're just well into kittens and cocks.

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Captain Howdy, Sun 20 May 2012, 14:48, archived)

<3 needed that laugh

(macroscian (1 like), Sun 20 May 2012, 14:48, archived)

I'm sure fluckstlicks will do just fine here. :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:00, archived)

Tricksy business trying to guess such things.

But they seem OK, if a little shy.

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Captain Howdy, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:09, archived)

To be fair, I think most people have a shaky start. I know I did.

I remember when I uploaded a MAHOOSIVE image, made QOTW mad and had a mini, unannounced flounce for about... 3 days?

This fella (or lady) is doing a lot better than I did at the start. XD

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:11, archived)

I watched from the bushes for a wee while, then came steaming in with a Hitler picture.

It seemed to work.

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Captain Howdy, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:25, archived)

Ahh - I see =)

(macroscian (1 like), Sun 20 May 2012, 14:48, archived)

www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/rissoles_85938

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 20 May 2012, 14:31, archived)

Rissoles

She tastes of Lamb, not ham.

(fluckstlicks Whatever you do, do it improperly!, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:38, archived)

Welcome to b3ta, fluckstlicks.

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Captain Howdy, Sun 20 May 2012, 14:39, archived)

Fank

Yoo.

(fluckstlicks Whatever you do, do it improperly!, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:40, archived)

Oh man,

That's going to be a PITA to take to the vet.

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Cock BANNED from /talk, Sun 20 May 2012, 14:39, archived)

What in the actual fuck?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 May 2012, 14:45, archived)

Checklist checks out.

Kitten - Check
CDC - Check
Level of RIS - 4.3/5

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Sun 20 May 2012, 14:50, archived)

Isitastartrekwarsthing?

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:39, archived)

This is a shopped image of a cat. There should be no RISsing here!

Hello new person. Draw yourself up a kitten etc. :D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:07, archived)

greedy

(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Sun 20 May 2012, 12:34, archived)

Souleater!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 May 2012, 12:52, archived)

Deep-fried souls

Braw, have chips with that!

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Richard Shitheels, Sun 20 May 2012, 13:28, archived)

Nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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Richard Shitheels, Sun 20 May 2012, 13:13, archived)

D'you get wafers with it?

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 20 May 2012, 14:08, archived)

Oh, the cat's eaten it!

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RedHouse over yonder, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:00, archived)

Looks like the sort of leaflets I get posted all the time in Preston.

Absolutely nightmarish. XD

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 May 2012, 14:24, archived)

haha!

I took inspiration from those leaflets

(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:02, archived)

I got one the other day that looked SO 80's. It looked a bit like Tron.

I was digging it until I turned it over and found out what it was.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:09, archived)

Yeah..

God would look fucking cool on 1 of those lightcycle bikes from tron

(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:53, archived)

I actually ended up drawing lightcycles on it.

So in a way, I guess I should be grateful for the religious lot posting dodgy looking leaflets through my letterbox; gives me something to deface.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:15, archived)

I bet even the people who post them wonder why they do it

(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:22, archived)

Well they think the whole world revolves around a book written in the Dark Ages so...

/athejismblog

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:51, archived)

That's if God really does look like that

I've got a feeling he doesn't though

(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:55, archived)

YUM

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 May 2012, 14:45, archived)

croc epic

le mangeur de reves :D
likey

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maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:56, archived)

Good morning the board!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 May 2012, 11:37, archived)

That's one small step for [a] banger, one giant leap for sausagekind

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 May 2012, 12:00, archived)

exactly one week after his brother won the grand national

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 20 May 2012, 12:00, archived)

Hooray!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 May 2012, 12:32, archived)

We should have a b3ta sausage week.

bacon has all the limelight lately. (although nothing wrong with having 'moar bacon, vicar?')

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 May 2012, 12:37, archived)

I have to admit I'm a little spent with all these sausages

but I'm still enjoying posting them ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 May 2012, 12:42, archived)

One can never have too much sausage

Trust me on this.

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 20 May 2012, 13:04, archived)

Have you also told everyone about you inventing the sausage?

Or did I just put my foot in it?

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Richard Shitheels, Sun 20 May 2012, 13:14, archived)

sausage week

sausage week
sausage week
sausage week
sausage week
sausage week
sausage week
sausage week
sausage week
sausage week
sausage week
sausage week
sausage week
sausage week

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 20 May 2012, 13:32, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 May 2012, 14:46, archived)

*pokes*

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:24, archived)

ouch

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:27, archived)

NASA's wurst mistake.

(#1, Sun 20 May 2012, 12:16, archived)

Huston. We have hit a snag:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 20 May 2012, 12:17, archived)

Hahahaah!

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 20 May 2012, 13:04, archived)

Oh, is it sausage time?

More absurdity

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 20 May 2012, 13:00, archived)

haha :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 May 2012, 13:03, archived)

Best of times, wurst of times etc etc

Nifty little chap though!

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 20 May 2012, 13:05, archived)

A friend of mine nearly choked on a chipolata

he was ok until he took a turn for the wurst.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 May 2012, 13:14, archived)

Was this the friend who lived in Banger?

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Richard Shitheels, Sun 20 May 2012, 13:15, archived)

Now that's comedy

Now do a picture of a black man with huge lips, eating watermelon

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Richard Shitheels, Sun 20 May 2012, 13:12, archived)

Yeah I know.

This was actually drawn as a challenge from Rob in a b3ta newsletter. Blame him.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 20 May 2012, 14:49, archived)

hahaa :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 20 May 2012, 13:19, archived)

Hahah yay

(macroscian (1 like), Sun 20 May 2012, 13:40, archived)

SOSOSARMAGIS! SOSMAJIMJIS! SOSSIJIS!

(TheCastrator, Sun 20 May 2012, 13:59, archived)

SAUSSICE

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 May 2012, 14:46, archived)

In space no one can hear you sizzle.

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Captain Howdy, Sun 20 May 2012, 14:54, archived)

My god, it's full of gristle!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:01, archived)

The shadow is all wrong!

It is a fake!! :(

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sun 20 May 2012, 22:51, archived)

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