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very poooor...

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VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:22, archived)

Source?

(sabre-tooth monkey, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:28, archived)

Hahahah

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:36, archived)

Just to make sure I'm clear on the rules here (I don't want to get cyber bum-raped again)

Re-posting - even for the compo - must NOT be done in a new thread, right?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:35, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:42, archived)

Is this compo about self portaits of people, or usernames?

Unless you are actually vic reeves, i dbout this is you.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:49, archived)

ahem...

"Depict your true self or your user name via whatever artistic medium you desire"

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VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:53, archived)

both

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:54, archived)

do what you wanna

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:00, archived)

His real name is James Moir.

Vic Reeves is his user name.
Edit : I mean James Moir's user name, not Vic Brown's
*Goes for a lie down*

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:04, archived)

Pfft...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:07, archived)

Ha.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:10, archived)

Ha! Ha!

That was a good joke, wasn't it? *Mmm.mmm..mmm.mmm.*

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:01, archived)

Apparently switching to 2G can help.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:22, archived)

gah! his face is giving me the fear

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:25, archived)

Yeah. Soz about that.

My shopping is getting rusty. In my defence, those really are his features.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:26, archived)

Paxman.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:13, archived)

HE'S STEALING MY SOUL!!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:44, archived)

Well at least he might be able to use his stylus to draw in some eyebrows.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:01, archived)

Eeep!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:11, archived)

A lovely day for the beach.

> full version

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 3:22, archived)

So it is.

(Shiksa 2.0 bigger, better, faster...ok, just bigger, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 3:25, archived)

BON APRES MIDI

was just thinking about you when I saw Bud had come to the end of his road. Goodcat.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 3:37, archived)

Aw, thank you, kind sir

I am still grieving, but this is part of what we must endure when we choose to love. He was worth it. I shall cry from time to time, but always remember him fondly, and love him endlessly.

From the good news desk: I have KITTENS

(Shiksa 2.0 bigger, better, faster...ok, just bigger, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 3:42, archived)

must off to bed now

you can check my FB for kitteny goodness if you like

(Shiksa 2.0 bigger, better, faster...ok, just bigger, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 3:54, archived)

I still think of Gus and Posh every day but at least now there is a MOON about

and yes I shall have a look at your kittens later!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 3:57, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 6:32, archived)

Cancer's a bitch, yo.

I gave up tobacco last year though, so that's less passive smoke for Mr Moon.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 8:38, archived)

woo! that begs for:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPIsLzPB3tg
~~~\o/~~~

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Kaiser, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 3:27, archived)

yay!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=67l13rnYnMs

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 3:40, archived)

houpla!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ew_-hIIdDU

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Kaiser, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 3:50, archived)

slightly better sound:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9ioePlnTT0

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Kaiser, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 3:53, archived)

cool, I hadn't heard Scissorfight before

good and chunky in a Danzig kind of vein

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 3:59, archived)

indeed

www.youtube.com/watch?v=orAFPUu-cw8

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Kaiser, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 4:02, archived)

You guys are way off

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HF-7NY0Id1I&feature=related

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 4:18, archived)

wtf

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 4:25, archived)

sexy girl tapes herself:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6B8VWqNWog

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 4:31, archived)

Haha. Excellente.

www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=TAr_MP2NMJo&NR=1

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 4:42, archived)

Oh no I have to catch up.

I'm watching the Tour de France and b3ta simultaneously. Help.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLKHhifylfc

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 4:42, archived)

Take this you shits!

:)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT5v14Kb2yM

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 4:43, archived)

*ENCORE*

www.youtube.com/watch?v=InZNBcJTmWs

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Kaiser, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 4:45, archived)

I dunno, 37 seconds seems a bit over-long, they should play it faster

: D

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 5:01, archived)

I believe this may be Tom Jones on speed.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UziQJIsrqHA

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 5:19, archived)

haha

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Kaiser, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 4:42, archived)

oh man oh man

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOOhBeewUOE&feature=player_embedded

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 4:44, archived)

he cannot digest raw onions

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 4:45, archived)

that constipation thing i had some weeks ago

seems like a picnic after those clips

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Kaiser, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 4:50, archived)

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Kaiser, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 4:38, archived)

fucking 'ave it santa you shit

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 4:55, archived)

That must have taken years of practice

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 5:02, archived)

You look like your carrying quads!!! beautiful inflation.
next time tell us how your belly feels and don't hit it.
make beleive you're really carrying 4 babies!!!
imagine what it would feel like if you were in labour????

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 6:34, archived)

ALSO:

There are lots of fake inflation vids on youtube, I used one to make this

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 6:37, archived)

The terrorists have lost

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 7:40, archived)

yeah I never stopped to think about that one too hard

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 8:24, archived)

those are some heavy-ass riffs.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 4:34, archived)

an excellent album imo:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mantrapping_for_Sport_and_Profit

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Kaiser, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 4:40, archived)

sucking prong part time in the name of the lord. :)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-79uI_u9Src

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 4:36, archived)

i *saw* and heard that song

live in '88 iirc

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Kaiser, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 4:39, archived)

Well done you talented bastard you!

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 4:22, archived)

can't take credit for the models, but the animation and sound are mine.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 4:33, archived)

WHOA

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 6:31, archived)

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K3rry, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:10, archived)

bloody hell it's K3rry, g'day mate!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:25, archived)

The GIF doesn't really do the full version justice.

Just the thing for a sleepless 4:30am.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:29, archived)

Sandtastic.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:49, archived)

That's me on the right.

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 1:23, archived)

hæhæh

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY4WqXb3-es

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Kaiser, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 1:28, archived)

haha!

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 1:29, archived)

good god!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 1:28, archived)

I can't help it. It must be that time!

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 1:33, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 1:37, archived)

Thank god for stool softner! haha!!!!!!!!!

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 1:38, archived)

Laxative PLUS Brutal Arse Ripper

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 2:24, archived)

Ahhhh but what relief!!!

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 2:32, archived)

It's true what they say, blood is the best lubricant

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 2:50, archived)

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 2:55, archived)

CALLIN OUT AROUND THE WOOOORLD

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 1:44, archived)

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 1:47, archived)

Here is a totally 100% acurate depiction of me.

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gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 1:08, archived)

pretty sweet flat-top, brah

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 1:25, archived)

aww, i thought you said 'flap-top'

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 1:29, archived)

SAWNEEK BOOOUM!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 1:35, archived)

Hahaha This is beautiful :D

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gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 1:43, archived)

go home and be a family man

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 1:44, archived)

Do the superfreeze

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 2:04, archived)

Please don't mention my birth defect...

This fisog's blog

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tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 1:04, archived)

Comes across all shy and coy.

Number one, hansy boy.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 1:06, archived)

Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur....

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tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 1:09, archived)

hahaha

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 1:15, archived)

I was going to do something with it...

then thought it was perfect as is.

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tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 1:17, archived)

so right

(the_rizla_king, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 1:44, archived)

it's as if he has a moment of clarity

and realises what an utter cock he's being.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:55, archived)

Me, a la MS paint

Im not ginger. I thought it was brown.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:33, archived)

dude you're bleeding from your ears...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:37, archived)

Its the fine shading of redder skin tones only possible with MS Paint

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:38, archived)

...and your eyes

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:38, archived)

you appear to have a reddened bell end atop your scalp

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:40, archived)

You are Chuck Norris

AICMFP
Edit: Having actually met you, I'd say this is pretty good.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:43, archived)

I got my lipstick right and everything

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:45, archived)

You are Charles Laughton!!!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:45, archived)

i look more like orson welles in this pic, but younger

www.viewzone.com/orson0.jpg

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:49, archived)

Mind if I just slip a little one in here?

(minimalist ..., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 0:18, archived)

=(x:B

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 0:39, archived)

apropos:

did you post this thingy some time ago here?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGbfKZrUsK0

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Kaiser, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 0:45, archived)

no, hadn't seen it before, but I thank you, for it is delightful

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 1:04, archived)

hmmm...

must be either alzheimer's lite or too much caffeine

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Kaiser, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 1:05, archived)

a fair guess, most of my youtube subs are cats and filthy music

but the only hit in b3ta search for that URL is you posting it yesterday, Kaiser.
HAVE A BANG ON THIS NUMBER MAN

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 1:07, archived)

i know i posted it yesterday

but i'm still wondering where it came from

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Kaiser, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 1:14, archived)

it wasn't this one either (but it also made me smile)

www.youtube.com/watch?&v=wDedomXHElA

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 1:28, archived)

hæhæh, have a dawg!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqv4Vviod0c

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Kaiser, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 1:33, archived)

I know the feeling.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 2:18, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xOh1TRGNjw

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 1:34, archived)

*ENCORE*

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQdIiEUFtqk

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Kaiser, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 1:38, archived)

what is with the guy on the right in the Culture Club hat? what is up with that

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 2:21, archived)

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 0:38, archived)

THIS! IS! PAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 0:39, archived)

I'm going to protest against proposals for government snooping on Friday

and I made this placard. Any good?

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:16, archived)

looks just like data

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:18, archived)

ja, very good

but then again: abetterkuwait.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/orwell-huxley.jpg

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Kaiser, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:23, archived)

Bloody hell that's good!

I must save it somewhere before I watch Big Brother and the shopping channel.

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 7:53, archived)

You've portrayed him just as I envisage him

That crazed, strained expression, just barely keeping it in...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:23, archived)

heh

Cool, thanks.

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:25, archived)

Is that you?

If so, compo it

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:28, archived)

No, it's not me!

But I drew it! :D

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:32, archived)

or MAYBE

IT drew YOU

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:46, archived)

Noooooooooooooooooo!

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 0:02, archived)

Yes it is good.

Hope it doesn't rain.

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Shlvng, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:29, archived)

Thanks

I'm sure it will so I'll take my brolly.

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:37, archived)

That tape is brown

RACIST. Im protesting against you portraying brown people as the fringe of society, who are only good for sticking stuff erm... together.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:32, archived)

I would have got away with it, too

If it hadn't....

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:33, archived)

28 years later...

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:32, archived)

Bloody hell, doesn't time fly?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:48, archived)

ENEMY OF THE POPE

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:34, archived)

NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - SELF PORTRAIT

This week is your chance to go from a faceless web entity to a publicly known, crimewatch photofit picture.
Depict your true self or your user name via whatever artistic medium you desire. Challenge suggested by Bourbon Fox, voted for by you.

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God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:15, archived)

Rev Jesse did it best...

Hardly a self portrait I know but the best ~~I'll come out with for this compo~~ I'll offer, and not even for the compo :o)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:17, archived)

cheer up baz, it's only a flesh wound

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:21, archived)

*applies sticking plaster*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:23, archived)

I spy Designer's republic!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:33, archived)

'twas a 90s party...

Yep that's my age...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:36, archived)

Great

lots of CDCs

(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:43, archived)

Bang on.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 0:40, archived)

Such an old idea..

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 6:21, archived)

End of day doodle......................................... :D

I stole the pose from a Japanese Anime. Please
don't tell the original author......K...XDThanks!XD

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:49, archived)

As big as your head.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:50, archived)

^this

'rhythmically'

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:52, archived)

It's a very small head.

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Shlvng, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 0:23, archived)

ARTBASE: TENTACLE HEAD BREAST GIRL

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:51, archived)

HUMANIZE SQUID FLANGE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:55, archived)

^_^ KEKEKE!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:07, archived)

I just looked at your profile

What the fuck was this all about?

www.b3ta.com/board/10402621

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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:51, archived)

hahahahahahahaha

that's quite lol

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:52, archived)

It's like the cartoons you get in a Bazooka Joe

Or those foreign sweets you got on holiday

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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:54, archived)

oh man

those were the epitome of limited number of panes comic

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:55, archived)

hahahaha YES

I missed that, it's a beauty.

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Shlvng, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:54, archived)

My pet cock.

(I was really embarrassed when that hit the FP) :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:54, archived)

It's super

And on my birthday, too. I take that as a good sign.

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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:56, archived)

From all high my good man.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:58, archived)

It seems fairly self-explanatory to me

Basically, the cock is not domesticated

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:58, archived)

haha! stick a muzzle on it :D

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maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:08, archived)

I love the man's pose in the last frame

Suggests such a gangly run

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:13, archived)

Fucking filthy furr-... oh it's ok they're not real.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:51, archived)

Whoa, everyone's username just went blue.

Except for mine... I look like a hideous narcissist.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:54, archived)

what are those little red flappy things on her cuffs?

they make it hard to see what's going on

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:51, archived)

collars and cuffs, &c.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:55, archived)

That's her 'gaydar'.

I think it just went off.
XD
jk

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:57, archived)

HER CUFFS

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maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:06, archived)

Hooray!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:13, archived)

'drools'

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:53, archived)

Fuck Off Moggy

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:53, archived)

I need her ideas to steal.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:55, archived)

draw a zombie nun eating someones head while hitler fights of a robot with a teddybear in it's mouth

while a cat flies a biplane

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:56, archived)

He did that last week

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:58, archived)

And the week before.

Where's he been?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:00, archived)

I've mostly been watching japanese FILTH

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:09, archived)

Hooray for Nazi bunny girls!

Maybe its neck had just shrank?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:57, archived)

Collar is a bit tight.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:59, archived)

which way to the McGillercuddy's?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:59, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:00, archived)

i took a left and found a gooch

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:05, archived)

Zieg heil ears

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:59, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:01, archived)

das unt easter bunnie

NICE!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:00, archived)

tanka

See ya's.....o/

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:01, archived)

well heil-o there...

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:01, archived)

norksalordy

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:01, archived)

Sturdy.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:20, archived)

Image Challenge Vote

Fraser's away and there haven't been many suggestions or votes for new challenges this week, so I've gone back in time and picked the most popular challenge suggestions that didn't get chosen in the last 2 months:

Spaghetti/Pasta - make something out of pasta like you did at school or shop something pasta related
Fuck about with comic covers - fairly self explanatory
Make TV/Movie character's lives easier - i.e. If jack in 24 had a Time machine
Self Portrait - depict your true self or user name in whatever artistic medium you desire

Vote fast, God wants to get to bed soon

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God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:24, archived)

I think you should always do the cpmpo poll at this time

cos I now work til 9:30 on a Wednesday

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:30, archived)

Quick guys

God wants to go a-tugging.

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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:30, archived)

Oooh

Theyre all pretty good this week.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:33, archived)

of course!

...they were suggested by God herself

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:33, archived)

shit choice. well done stand in fraser

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:34, archived)

Cheer up son.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:35, archived)

get fucked mu

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:37, archived)

I'll try, thanks.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:38, archived)

you has you ass period?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:41, archived)

so funny

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:43, archived)

mine ass it blud

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:44, archived)

All time your ass blud :(

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:48, archived)

bad juice

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:55, archived)

CAPTAIN!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:57, archived)

BRACE FOR ASSQUIRT!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:58, archived)

ALL TIME

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:04, archived)

HIS ASS!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:07, archived)

ALL TIME

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:18, archived)

My Captain!

(my least favourite 'actor')

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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:58, archived)

I'm only going by what got the highest votes over the last 2 months, blame the public

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God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:39, archived)

the pubic are blame!

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:41, archived)

thanks stand in fraser

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:42, archived)

You're a litte ray of sunshine tonight

Wassup little fella?

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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:47, archived)

im fine thanks

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:57, archived)

I'm going to start making a self portrait out of spaghetti

just to be on the safe side

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:35, archived)

Macaroni collages

The creative outlet of choice for six-year-olds. At least, that's what leading pedagogs seemed to think when I was that age.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:39, archived)

I remember this. No matter what you made it always looked like pasta glued to sugar paper.

With glitter, and not the gary kind.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:41, archived)

Alas no more

Schools can't afford the pasta due to budget cuts

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:43, archived)

Funnily enough, they also used to make our school dinners out cardboard and pritstick

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:55, archived)

Alas

they still do

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:59, archived)

Everyone's already seen my selfportrait on here, so it's redundant.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:37, archived)

Bonus 100 points to the first person to create a portrait of Will Self

Minus ALL THE POINTS to everyone who does so afterwards

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:37, archived)

i like them all, i am perplex

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:38, archived)

u r dekionplex

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:39, archived)

nice night for a walhk

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:40, archived)

nothing clean, right?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:42, archived)

nothing clean

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:43, archived)

Nice night for a ...

dirty walk

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:45, archived)

Nice walk for a dirty night

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:46, archived)

Dirty Night Walk - Run Fastly Knight Mans!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:54, archived)

i voted for 'Self Portrait' -- simply to prove to Mofaha and Atomic that I am really not a chihuahua

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:38, archived)

DOGDENIAL

fuck all yall

most suave
Is Pedro a Pooch?

right click_open image imjussayin
spotify:track:0xCs7SjrNOVRnEI6bsHn5O (Right Of Way by Ferry Corsten)

spotify:track:4Li2WHPkuyCdtmokzW2007 (Ni**as In Paris by Jay Z)
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/dogdenial_screencap_pedro_is_a_hoond_imjussayin.jpg

youtu.be/VT7lwdui4HY
spotify:local:::Mark+Ronson+-+Bang+Bang+Bang:232
spotify:track:3kOQ8TnkxvTRk7RXJbH6dh (Eclipse by Talvin Singh)">spotify:track:3kOQ8TnkxvTRk7RXJbH6dh (Eclipse by Talvin Singh) (Eclipse by Talvin Singh)

www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/bad_dogdenial_fullfuckapture.jpg

spotify:track:3kOQ8TnkxvTRk7RXJbH6dh (Eclipse by Talvin Singh)
youtu.be/sRJ3LZySmFw

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:41, archived)

Pedro has no nose

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:47, archived)

butt howe duz he juice?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:49, archived)

Like a sandman on jive drugs

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:52, archived)

Excuse me stewardess, I speak Juice

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:57, archived)

Very poor George Galloway impersonator there.

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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:48, archived)

PICCOLOL

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:54, archived)

is wearing that much eye shadow a lesbian thing?

whodathunkit?

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:49, archived)

SCOPIN FOR JUICE

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:54, archived)

fuck changis

and what a fine multijape, i particularly love the micky rooney one

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 0:48, archived)

oh tanks, it's amidst a multi-build

sadly the KLF version of What Time is Love on mp3 is much louder than the ones on Youtube

bad shit

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 0:52, archived)

YO QUIERO TACO BELLLLLLLLL

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:45, archived)

arf!

i actually do quiero taco bell

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:49, archived)

ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF (grrrrrr! meow)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:54, archived)

I know you're talking

but all I'm hearing is "yap! yap! yap!"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:58, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpuoO5hqAqA
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpuoO5hqAqA
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpuoO5hqAqA
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpuoO5hqAqA

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:00, archived)

Wow, just wow!

First we had Kittycopter, now we have Precessivedog.

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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:03, archived)

it is a wankel-dog

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:35, archived)

Hahaha

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 1:09, archived)

you will never take my BONES

www.youtube.com/watch?&v=wWukihVp3fQ

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 1:14, archived)

WHOA

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:04, archived)

COR!

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Shlvng, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:07, archived)

NNNGGGG

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maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:12, archived)

pedro deffo a pooch

imjusassayin

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:21, archived)

Oh holy balls.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 0:42, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 1:38, archived)

Oooh, quick question...

Is the Self Portait one supposed to be real, or a picture depicting our usernames?
That sounds much more fun.
Are we allowed to self portraits of other people?

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:42, archived)

I'd count photoshop as an artistic medium.

ed: completely misread.

I'd say usernames would be allowed, but I'm not in charge.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:44, archived)

The username idea's got some potential.

Or our interpretations of other usernames.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:45, archived)

Other people's wouldn't be self portraits :(

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:47, archived)

don't ruin the logic by using logic

er.. wait.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:52, archived)

either or - amended the description

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God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:46, archived)

Nice work God

But you shouldn't have said anything. We'd have all been wondering if teh almighty was screwing around with the spacetime continuum and shit.

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:53, archived)

You can only do self portraits of other people if in return you allow them to write your autobiography

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:49, archived)

It's a deal

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:50, archived)

yes you can do pictures of other people but then you have to kill them.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:56, archived)

Then you absorb their power? In some sort of crazy voodoo highlander?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:58, archived)

or like that Sylar out that Heroes thing

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:02, archived)

more like Renfield

but oh! Zachary Quinto. Oh, my.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 0:43, archived)

hmmm wank, wank, good guy, wank

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:42, archived)

Comic covers could be brilliant

Some of the old ones are bizarre

www.coverbrowser.com/ has loads

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:47, archived)

does it have BLEK?

BLEK BLEK BLEK BLEK BLEK BLEK BLEK BLEK BLEK BLEK BLEK BLEK BLEK BLEK BLEK BLEK BLEK BLEK BLEK BLEK BLEK BLEK BLEK BLEK BLEK BLEK

edit: actually, those covers are mostly quite funny as it is

edit: maybe I've finally lost it each one comedic

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:54, archived)

I did find a huge collection of Blek covers at one point

Or, I should say, a coblektion

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:00, archived)

dum
TISH

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:08, archived)

If it wins, please can you change "self portrait" to a more general

"portraits", so it doesn't just become in-jokes.

Otherwise... comic covers, please.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:01, archived)

comic book fuckery

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:01, archived)

Quick and crap

(DrOccer, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:18, archived)

Dunno, he's massive and green

That's still pretty incredible in my book.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:20, archived)

I thought that was normal
id better go to the doctors

(DrOccer, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:21, archived)

It's normal if you're a sweetcorn mascot

otherwise it's considered a bit odd

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:22, archived)

Kelp is also massive and green

are you a kelp?

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:37, archived)

i am a kelp

(DrOccer, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:40, archived)

Your Al Gae

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:45, archived)

Following McDonalds ban on the selling of "chips" during the Olympics, I've made these for all UK fast food sellers.

Simply cut out the word "Fries" or "Fish 'n' Fries", and stick it over your menu where you have the word "chips"
Problem solved.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:40, archived)

Fucking hell

Next up: O2 rationing the amount of oxygen each supporter can take within Olympic Park

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:43, archived)

but you can buy more oxygen if needed

when cheering on team GB.

to be honest, when they first showed the logo i thought, what shit, but it's grown on me and i was quite looking forward to the olympics.

but all the blatant 'tax haven' stuff and corporate fuckwangling has really taken the shine off the proceedings.

[edit] also, well done G4S for a utter balls up on security, i suspect they will do the good thing and take a reduced rate in what they were being paid.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:50, archived)

Indeed, it's really going to put a dampener on my enjoyment of the womens beach volleybay

oh wait I'll be the one dampening, nevermind

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:53, archived)

yes but you can only buy oxygen using visa

cash, cheques and *ptuh* mastercard are not accepted

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boris the spider, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:55, archived)

DAMNIT VERHOEVEN, DESE PEEPAL NEED AIRYAH!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:58, archived)

Sir, the velodrome is nearly out of oxygen!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:02, archived)

BRACE FOR IMPACT

MAN THE FUCKANNON!!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:03, archived)

Fuck Anonymous

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:17, archived)

where does one start?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:20, archived)

You put on a stupid mask and go out and have sex with a stranger.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:23, archived)

RANDOMRAPE

FUCK THE JAVIERLS...potentially

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:25, archived)

Whoa whoa whoa, I never said rape.

There are plenty of wierdos out there who would have sex with the crazy guy in the mask.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:28, archived)

I saw that comment!

My reply still stands:
"It worked for Clay at his swinger's parties."

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:37, archived)

Haha, sorry, I should have left it

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:02, archived)

That made me chuckle, you crazy man/woman/cactus

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:16, archived)

anything that pleases a dutchman, pleases Smee

pleases SmeeAlso I'm drinking Grolsch it's bruued longah for a fulla tayste

youtu.be/wRuo7dZHHnw

i am manmale

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:22, archived)

We can just call them crisps, that'll confuse them.

edit: also b3ta.com/board/10805703

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:44, archived)

and serve them with mayonaise

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:44, archived)

ahaha! trying to sneak your belgian dna in eh

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:47, archived)

I like chips with mayonaise. I prefer them soaked in peas and gravy from the chippy though.

If your chips crunch when you eat them you're doing it wrong.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:50, archived)

whenever I've asked for mayonaise on chips I've just got stared at

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:52, archived)

Try asking in a chip shop.

Rather than, say, and undertakers', or a Total Fitness gym.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:54, archived)

Had a great fryup at Moribunds Total Fitness

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:57, archived)

If you're at a chippy, yeah, you will.

The same happens if you ask for gravy anywhere in the South.

You Shouldn't Have To Microwave It Bitches!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:54, archived)

The thing about gravy with chips, Mu,

is that it's COMPLETELY FUCKING WRONG

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:56, archived)

And just how DANGEROUSLY near Canadia are you to say such a thing?

HMMMMMM

That's right

HMMMMMM

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:58, archived)

You're talking about poutine I think?

My niece wants to make that for me, I keep putting her off. I fear it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:02, archived)

Join US EH?

JOIN US EH?

JOIN US EH?

JOIN US EH?

YOU CANNOT ESCAPE

*points vigourously and opens mouth wide, bacon falls out*

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:04, archived)

Oh God. I read about that once.

It was a boke-fest from the first word to the last.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:05, archived)

no no no no no it looks like a bokefest

but it's more addictive than crack

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:47, archived)

poutine is fucking great

i live on it in the winter here

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:46, archived)

Real Quebec fresh cheddar curds that squeak when you bite into them.

Real gravy that didn't start from a can.
Real hand cut potatoes.

Anything else is caveat ingestor

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 4:15, archived)

No. Chippies have pans of it on continuously throughout the day for a reason.

Proper chippies that is. Northern chippies.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:58, archived)

You seem to have mistaken this for a debate, Mu.

Whereas it's actually a lesson for the criminally ignorant.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:59, archived)

Now would be a good time to get naked

and roll about on the floor

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:00, archived)

Aye, you're not wrong.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:02, archived)

And when I'm not wrong, statistically I'm mostly right!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:03, archived)

*rolls*

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:05, archived)

*baps*

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:05, archived)

huge vats

one vat curry

one vat gravy

It's what makes a chippy, damn it.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:59, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:00, archived)

JOIN US

JOIN US

WITH OUR QUAD OF VATS

JOIN US

JOIN US

*points and breathes in vigorously*

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:02, archived)

Yes!

You forgot the peas, but YES!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:00, archived)

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!

THE PEAS

I FORGOT THE PEAS

holy crap :(

yes, an equally large vat of peas

OH OH OH FUCK

and a vat of beans!

how could I forget this!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:01, archived)

And scraps, and puddings and pies and sausages and scallops.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:02, archived)

scraps, variably nomenclatured as

scrag, scran, batter, bits and quite likely a myriad terms hithertoo unknown but to LOCALS!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:05, archived)

OH WHAT'S THE FUCKING USE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:05, archived)

the more you fight us

the more we fry

and serve with various innapropriate meta condiments

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:06, archived)

Hold on a minute

scallops? Surely that's some limp-wristed Southern puffery?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:06, archived)

Oh no, oh no no no. Not the poncey overprices shellfish.

Potato scallops

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:09, archived)

fuck mate

scallops?

What is this? the old kent road?!

This has gone from being about MANS chips

with curry, gravy, beans and MUSHY FUCKING PEAS

along with choice of pie, fish, patty, cake etc

TO SCALLOPS!

I weep man, I weep !

Where did it all go wrong?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:09, archived)

Mu can't keep it together mate.

He's all like, look at me I'm rubbing boiling lardy chips and gravy into my manly chest, and then he's like, oh yeah and here's a rainbow dinosaur and some PONCEY FUCKING SCALLOPS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:13, archived)

They're battered fucking deep fried potato scallops, don't be giving me this shit mothy.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:14, archived)

OOH LOOK AT ME I'M MU AND I'M EATING A HUGE FUCKING PLATE OF PONCEY FUCKING SCALLOPS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:15, archived)

shit man

all my hopes and dreams for the future!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:15, archived)

It's a fucking disgrace, that's what it is.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:17, archived)

Screw you guys, I'm going home.

Oh wait, I am home :(

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:22, archived)

with

fritters-lite

:o

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:23, archived)

...and microwave chips

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:03, archived)

it'd be like the 3rd century ukraine!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:32, archived)

and pickled eggs

mmmm

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maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:14, archived)

I've never eaten a pickled egg

I wonder if they'd agree with my digestive system.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:36, archived)

are they likely to say no?

only one way to find out :D

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maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:57, archived)

And faggot

with mushy peas, chips and gravy

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 4:17, archived)

I live about as far north as you can get.

And there's no pans on. Vats yes - pans no. Vats which have been simmering for so long I'm sure life is forming at the bottom.

And everything is fried, even the picked eggs. And the chips come covered in cheese.

It's heaven. Which is where you'll end up if you eat there more than once a year.

(azgiles, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 7:06, archived)

My northern blood boils. BOILS!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:03, archived)

BOILING NORTHERN BLOOD

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:04, archived)

He'll just have to dip something in lard

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:06, archived)

That may very well be the nature of gravy.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:12, archived)

microwave chips?

THIS IS A HEINOUS CRIME AGAINST CHIPS!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:56, archived)

I was once in a chippy in Southampton and had to pay an extra 1.50 for curry sauce because they didn't even have gravy on the menu.

When I asked him to just pour it over the chips rather than set that stupid little tub in the bag he looked at me as if I'd asked for a go on his wife.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:57, archived)

and Chip Butties

some places don't know what chip butties are

WHAT THE SCREAMING VEGETABLE PLANTATION FUCK!?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:58, archived)

I bet if I'd have asked him for a pudding in a barm he'd have just punched me the face.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:00, archived)

Barm? BARM?

God I hate that word. Took me three months to work out what the fuck a barm cake was.

And don't get me started on Warburtons bread being wrapped in wax paper. The world has moved on and The North should catch up.

And breathe ...

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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:07, archived)

If you keep a Warbourtons loaf for over a day you're commiting bready heresy.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:10, archived)

Seriously. There are supermarkets here who can't keep warbourtons in stock past 2 in the afternoon.

And the fucking bakery is only down the road.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:17, archived)

it is impossible for someone to say "BARM" without someone in the vicinity saying "EY UP CHUCK"

I believe they go together in some manner.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:10, archived)

~~CHUCK~~ COCK

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:13, archived)

EVEN MORE ETHNIC!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:25, archived)

The North!

Call a man "Cock" and don't get punched in the face for it!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:30, archived)

maybe at Lancaster lattitudes

but north of yorkshire it'd result in a bloodbath

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:37, archived)

listen

until you've gone into a chippy and asked for a sausage supper and tried to hand over a bunch of pound notes, you've got no fucking cause to complain

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boris the spider, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:01, archived)

HAh!

I've been to take aways in the south

I HAVE EVERY FUCKING RIGHT TO COMPLAIN!!!!!one!!!eleven

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:03, archived)

Pound notes? Where are you living?

The only place I know with pound notes are the Channel Islands.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:03, archived)

Fucking Hell

They went in 1984, 28 years ago.

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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:09, archived)

Not in the Channel Islands, I was there a couple of months back.

Pound notes. It was cute how they were trying to be different with their monopoly money.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:11, archived)

also not in scotland

last i knew they were still legal tender, just very rare.

well, i say legal tender. if you believe the nerds on wikipedia they aren't actually legal tender at all, but they're de facto legal tender. yeah.

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boris the spider, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 0:15, archived)

the disclaimer is that this happened ten years ago

but ten years back pound notes - bank of scotland, i think; i think both clydesdale and rbos had stopped them - were *always* given in change by the butchers in st andrews. i think they had a massive stock of them or something. it wasn't very easy to buy anything with them in england.

for all i know the butchers has shut down and pound notes have finally died.

edit: i just went and checked. the nerds on wikipedia reassure me that pound notes are still issued in scotland, but it's rbos that issue them, not bos. that told me.

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boris the spider, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 0:14, archived)

You still get pound notes in Scotland

The seem to cycle between till and wallet, never going near a bank so they're slowly getting less and less recognisable as notes.

(azgiles, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 7:02, archived)

the ones i always got

passed from the butchers and the pub. i imagine the pub then went and spent them at the butchers, because they never gave them out in change. neither did anyone else.

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boris the spider, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:16, archived)

Maybe his wife's name was Currysauce?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:59, archived)

Selling her for 1.50 a go over the counter and he gets upset if I ask for a bit of kink?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:01, archived)

So long as you're talking about the South of England

In the American South, gravy is everywhere, and it looks like this: www.google.ca/search?q=sausage+gravy+biscuits&tbm=isch

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 4:21, archived)

Give me patatje oorlog

or give me death.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:53, archived)

*likes*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:19, archived)

I'm more of a patatje speciaal though

even though I rarely eat patat of any sort

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:19, archived)

Where the hell can someone get Frietssaus outside of that small part of Europe?

Other than that Mayonnaise works for me, fine.

/wave of the future.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:57, archived)

I was wondering about Walkers and Golden Wonders position on this issue :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:47, archived)

Wow.

What a total bunch of arseholes.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:53, archived)

I foresee saute potatoes being the big seller of London 2012.

THERE! I FUCKING SAID IT! LONDON! 2012! ONE IS THE CAPITAL OF THE COUNTRY IN WHICH I LIVE! THE OTHER IS THE YEAR IN WHICH WE ARE ALL LIVING! WHY THE FUCK SHOULD THE TWO COMBINE TO BE A TRADEMARK? FUCK YOU ALL!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:54, archived)

Apologies. Lost it for a moment there.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:00, archived)

I'm more annoyed at passing through Manchester and seeing fucking London 2012 banners everywhere.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:06, archived)

Ah yeah. But not half as bad as the massive billboards saying LONDON SUPPORTS THE COMMONWEALTH GAMES!

Fuckers.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:10, archived)

London 2012 you say

you be saying Olympics next and Summer Games.

you should have a gold medal for your bravery.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:07, archived)

Apparently no children are allowed to play games between 8.10 and 8.15pm any more just in case it gets confused.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:15, archived)

What is this obvious insanity

at a festival of physical health all about then?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:03, archived)

these rules are irrelevant, just do what you want

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:06, archived)

aaarghhh :((

(

maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:16, archived)

YAAARAGAGGAAGLRLBBLR!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:27, archived)

^this

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:37, archived)

^that

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Shlvng, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:50, archived)

TOAFP

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:49, archived)

crazy innit

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:19, archived)

It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 2:24, archived)

Ha ha.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:53, archived)

Hurrah!

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beaubodor blogless, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 0:14, archived)

FUCK OFF MC DONALDS! . . . . . . CHIPS, NOT FRIES, CHIPS!!!!!!!!

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Q4nobody, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 8:54, archived)

You made my first post of the day this...

*Waits to get sued*

McDonald's UK Front Page (Albeit Briefly)

(FilmBoy84 Living in a sea of senility..., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:04, archived)

And now...

I created this!

(FilmBoy84 Living in a sea of senility..., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:51, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:00, archived)

He's successfully encased in carbonite, if he's not dead he'll be... oh wait.. he's encased in carbonite.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:07, archived)

fucks his problem?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:07, archived)

his problem got fucks

but now his other problem is got no fucks

what the fuck!

can't fuck no fucks!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:11, archived)

HE SHOULD GET TAE FUCK

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:15, archived)

Quite so!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:16, archived)

HEY DISKO JA EVER HEARDA REKARL? WHERE DEY SELL DOZE FAYKE MEMORAYS?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:19, archived)

LOLWUT? I DUNT DO NO FAKE MEMRAYS

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:21, archived)

HEY BENNEY, SEE YOU AD DA PARDEE

MAYKE SURE RICHTA BRINGS GLU

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:22, archived)

*LONG DIRECT STARE AT CAMERA*

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:24, archived)

FUCKIN VOODOO MAGIC, MAN

MAN

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:28, archived)

YOU CANT KEEL WHAT CANT BE KEELD

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:34, archived)

OK, WHO'S NEXT?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:50, archived)

Perplexing jaw

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:44, archived)

you can't teach that

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:51, archived)

JAAAAAWWWWWWW

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:54, archived)

sly wins

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:01, archived)

they both died*

*that's a dyslexia joke

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:05, archived)

sledgehammer

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maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:21, archived)

at the point of freezing, he had an itchy anus

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:12, archived)

CHODEREVERSAL

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:16, archived)

hahahahaha

(

Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:24, archived)

hey, sean bean scored a goal! yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

(

Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:12, archived)

halp im blu

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:21, archived)

da bu de da da du da bu de da bu blue da bu de da da..

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:24, archived)

HANDS UP, JIGGA!

- k

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:21, archived)

Goodby Cruel World

Check out more @ www.piecomic.tumblr.com

(dredgeups, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:30, archived)

hahaha

hey wait a minute, where'd he get that drink from?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:35, archived)

The manufacturers, duh!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:37, archived)

It was on some floating debris.

(dredgeups, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:43, archived)

exactly, none of this makes any sense

how is he breathing

there shouldn't be any gravity so how can he be 'sat' on the rock

where does he shit?

(

Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:46, archived)

^Exactly what I was thinking^

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:46, archived)

The Bear Grylls Drinks Cabinet

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:49, archived)

the shop?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:08, archived)

Why are there 3 Ringo's on the grass?

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Shlvng, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:31, archived)

I like this

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:41, archived)

Sports illustrated

I was asked to do some pictures for this months issue of Time Out Beijing to go along with the main article on trying out Olympic sports
These are staff members who got to try the activities. It's available now I think, pick it up if you are passing a news vendor in Tiananmen Square

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:31, archived)

That's rather a large audience then =))

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:32, archived)

I'm hoping it has some effect

it was done as a favour really, think the chap on the left (who is now the Editor) is either a lurker here or an unsigned observer

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:38, archived)

Is he gay?

he looks pretty gay

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:04, archived)

no idea, does it matter?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:07, archived)

lurkers are generally gay

I wouldn't let him near my kids either if I'm being honest

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:10, archived)

does some bumming

*relurks*

(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:57, archived)

I'll get my mate to pick up a copy

he lives in Beijing :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:35, archived)

they're sending me a couple

it's probably available in that there London you live in anyway

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:36, archived)

I forgot to add: Woo!

That's a huge audience mate :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:39, archived)

TRIPLE TRUBBAL

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:41, archived)

lovely stuff

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beaubodor blogless, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:46, archived)

Another free job?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:03, archived)

almost

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:36, archived)

lovely stuff

WHOOP WHOOP!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:24, archived)

Like this!

The boxer is great!

*clicks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:25, archived)

Nice work

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:34, archived)

Tanks a lot.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:01, archived)

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:18, archived)

pfffttttt

that's a skiff.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:25, archived)

he looks a bit skiffed

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:33, archived)

Strike Comrades, Strike!

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DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:27, archived)

Sat down to do a compo entry.

Got frustrated.

(

Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:19, archived)

Well, what could be more pleasant than a good hard tank.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:01, archived)

boom boom!

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rob, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:56, archived)

Olympics or ...

story: www.newstatesman.com/blogs/business/2012/07/no-chips-olympics-because-mcdonalds-says-so

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beaubodor blogless, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:00, archived)

I shall boycott the olympics in protest.

I might not have a ticket, but that's not the point dammit!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:07, archived)

Olympic rant time:

Bastards. There is a school local to me that caters for kids with 'problems'. Instead of kicking in bus shelters for the last few months they have been making pictures and dioramas in celebration of the Olympics. Some of them are really good and the kids are very proud.
The headmaster called me and asked if we could put them on public display for a while. I had heard the rumours so contacted the Olympic committee to check.
It doesn't matter that we are a registered charity. It doesn't matter that it is a special needs school.
We are NOT allowed to host the display unless we meet certain registration criteria and pay a hefty fee.
So as far as I'm concerned they can stick their synchronised swimming up their arses.
Wankers.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:30, archived)

What absolute twats.

So even though no-one stands to make any money out of this display, you still have to give money to McLympics?
I knew they were all shits, but ffs.

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4Q just lurking, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:33, archived)

We don't even

charge admission. So, yes, all we'd end up with is a few proud parents, a few kids with a sense of achievement they rarely get and the community perhaps spared some broken glass and graffiti.
True, we might get some pounds in the donations jar that I use to buy my Ferraris, so I suppose it is justified.
I didn't ask the OC how much it was, I just told them to poke it on principal.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:51, archived)

Go ahead and do it without permission

Then when the Olympics lawyers write threatening letters, go to the tabloids. "Special needs school and charity told : ditch your free exhibition or we'll sue". Tabloids love that kind of shit.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:09, archived)

It is tempting

but the tabloids are not tame and you can end up anywhere doing that.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:16, archived)

yeah, that unfortunately has timebomb written all over it to be honest

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:17, archived)

As much as I hate the Tabloids

This is a worryingly valid idea.

(

Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:16, archived)

^This^

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:17, archived)

this

there won' t any threatening letters. if there is, take down the display.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:10, archived)

Unfortunately

I cannot run the place on ifs and maybes. I need to produce leaflets and timetables. I try very hard to be professional, so if i say there is an Olympic display, then there is one when someone turns up to see it, not a display of flower arranging and an apology.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:29, archived)

bastards

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beaubodor blogless, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:45, archived)

Yet another reason...

...to add to a very long list of reasons for me to despise the Olympics. What repellent moneygrubbing vainglorious coldhearted parastical cunts. You should publicise this big time and embarrass the fuck out of the turds.

(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:48, archived)

I did try to take it higher; this is what I received back:

I spoke today to a representative of London 2012 Olympics about your
displaying the Olympic Rings-0845 2672012. I explained your role and
the fact that you were merely going to display work done by school
children. He was adamant that the rings could not be included. They
can only be displayed etc. by "commissioned bodies". He was reading
from a list of prepared questions and answers and said this question
is frequently put to them.

I am sure this will be a blow to the two schools involved. Can they
somehow omit them or cover them up? I would be willing to speak to
whoever if you wish.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:10, archived)

How about...

...displaying the pictures but covering the Olympic Rings where they appear - as suggested by the Locog apparatchik - with stickers reading LOCOG ARE CUNTS? Or LOGOG = 'picture-of-classic-pink-b3ta-cock'? Or simply CENSORED DUE TO LOCOG DEMAND FOR FEES? I can't get over how despicable they are, every fucking day produces yet another example of how morally bankrupt and obscene these Games are.

(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:36, archived)

one correction

it's IOC not lococks

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:17, archived)

Tempting

but my visitors aren't the political type, and I think the message would be wasted. We try to cater for everyone but it is mainly schools, old ladies and grand old chaps with real medals. (not ones for running fast)

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:20, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdwikHqH3xw&t=4m52s

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:27, archived)

Fair point

well made.
But I don't half meet some characters. Some, admittitedly, like Rimmer.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:40, archived)

I was in no way trying to take anything away from your good old boys with medals.

It just popped into my head and insisted I post it.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:45, archived)

I didn't take it

that way at all :)

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:53, archived)

The Olympics is a fucking corporate mutual masturbation festival.

Personally, I'm done with it.

Sorry about your situation

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:52, archived)

The olympics stopped being about sport a long time ago.

It's only now that the commercialism of the whole thing shows through the cracks to such a degree.

And isn't it ironic that one of the main sponsors of an event based around health and fitness, is McDonald's?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:55, archived)

We should set up our own olympics.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:04, archived)

Ours would have all the great sports the 'lympics doesn't.

Like competitive drinking, or Street Fighter 2.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:10, archived)

The 100m faceplant

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:18, archived)

Not to mention the Crywanking Championships.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:33, archived)

let's not forget power flouncing.

some folk can only do it once and burn out, some can fucking flounce HARD and often! They are truly Flouncemasters.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:41, archived)

Gold to Japan then.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:51, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:57, archived)

It depends. If we unlock the seventh seal and perform the Infernal Ritual and sacrifice a white stag at a crossoads during midnight on a moonless night...

... we might be able to summon up Bou.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:14, archived)

Oh fuck, what have I said?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:16, archived)

I hear... demonic singing

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:34, archived)

The new blood do not fear Bou. They have forgotten the old magicks.

Their Saccharine-Flounce God Moggy has their hearts now.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:36, archived)

Alas, death will only be their FIRST destination this evening.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:46, archived)

I can smell that podium now...

...smells like my room.

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:41, archived)

with blackjack, and hookers

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boris the spider, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:38, archived)

Oh fuck yeah.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:15, archived)

everything's improved by blackjack and hookers

except perhaps blackjack

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boris the spider, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:02, archived)

It's their proprietary right, stop being such a jerk

the spastics can rename their shit after the commonwealth games, bet that licence fee is far cheaper. You need to be more of an objective thinker

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:02, archived)

The person you contacted is wrong

unless there's something important missing from your story.
Their FAQ is clear on this:
School project? check
Non commercial? check

Go ahead and display, forget who you talked to.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:07, archived)

The difference is

a school project is not normally open to the public, as we are, even though we are not commercial.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:13, archived)

is there an entry fee?

no? then it's fine.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:41, archived)

See No.19

We, as a charity, are naturally fund raisers.
"Nor can the protected marks be used for fund raising purposes"

As we ask people to come and see the exhibition then ask for donations, we fall into this. That is what they told me.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:59, archived)

tried to reply twice here but it's not posted

too much to type on phone thrice, amounted to interpret faq as you like and then just do it!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:19, archived)

i'd add, why not explicitly ask people not to donate "because otherwise our partners on the london olympics organising committee will sue us", and add a second advert for, i don't know, an exhibition of "non-olympic art" in a back room, which turns out to be a picture of a girl with blonde hair, a rude penguin, and a discreet donations box?

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boris the spider, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:59, archived)

While the Trustees

are vaugely aware of my 'art', I'm not sure they like it. I tell a lie, I know they don't, unless 'That's nice Dear' counts as critical acclaim.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:20, archived)

Sink them in the fucking sea.

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:18, archived)

Wankers.

There is no other private brand which is supported in this way.

Either it is a public event, in which case this shite stops, or it is not, in which case security is funded by the Games, not by us.

Fucking shite.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:28, archived)

go full outrage on them

seriously, go straight to the press with this
fuck all this torch carrying headline shit
show them up for the shitbags they are

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:37, archived)

Much as I would like to

I have enough trouble running the charity as it is, without making enemies or deals with the Devil (tabloids).
Although I have a big gob sometimes, I generally don't pick fights.
Especially ones I might lose.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:49, archived)

Just keep telling them it's about the children, the poor, heartbroken children :'(

The extra publicity wouldn't hurt, either.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:32, archived)

i agree

lets have some good old public outrage.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:20, archived)

You're the mod toasty, can't you nawty step the Olympics or something?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:34, archived)

so it's chips then?

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:02, archived)

Bastards

i nearly choked on my £15 fish and chips.

can you not call it a jubilee sports event to celebrate the Queen?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:21, archived)

Bureaucratic stupidity

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:49, archived)

CHIPS

without a doubt.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:00, archived)

Logical solution : Serve portions of chips as usual

But enclose a tiny, separately-wrapped, deep-fried fragment of fish.

Reminds me a little of this :

www.worldcupblog.org/world-football/swedish-burger-chain-defies-mcdonalds-and-uefa.html

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:15, archived)

alas chips plus "fragment" of fish

is how most places seem to serve fish and chips these days

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:18, archived)

This^^

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beaubodor blogless, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:55, archived)

exactly

last three olympics no chips at all. Lococks got special permission to have fish and chips

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:21, archived)

Did also hear through a related discussion on this point...

That since UPS are the Olympic Carrier of Choice, that any providers within the Olympic sphere have to pay a surcharge of up to £25 if they want their packages to be delivered by their usual carrier.

Putting the fun in fun and games.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:25, archived)

Hold on a fucking minute

McDonalds serves fries, not chips

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:25, archived)

Shhhh...

Otherwise they'll ban anything fried.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:33, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 18:48, archived)

Wabblewabblewabblewabblewabble

And when I looked away from the computer I found two hours had passed.

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Willmot laid a scotch egg, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 18:52, archived)

+5 years, 6 months, and 11 days

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:18, archived)

booblybooblybooblyboobs

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 18:53, archived)

It's not that good, but look at those boobs. :)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:19, archived)

boingaboingaboingaboinga :D

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 18:55, archived)

rubbery

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:19, archived)

suave saviour

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:42, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:04, archived)

Cool ^^ it's been a while since I've made a drawn GIF.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:06, archived)

Get to it!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:47, archived)

Lovely wibbly wobbly

I want to have sex with your animation

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:37, archived)

Is she flying through space?

Or just showering in...stuff...

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:34, archived)

oooo heavenly body :D

reminds me of these

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maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:47, archived)

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