It didn't matter what numbers I used, b3ta will not let you post the same thing more than once so I had to number/letter them and then edit the number/letter out.
* Fucking shitty magnets mods
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:48,
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Hahaha :o)
I keep expecting him to do a Mel Smith thing from Princess Bride, and resume talking in a North London accent...
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:31,
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Im looking forward to seeing this, but im actually going to hold off seeing it for a while, til my local shows some subtitled sreenings
i cant for the life of me hear the bastard in the other 2 films without subs
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:36,
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According to premiere reviews, Bane is fairly difficult to hear too.
I hear Nolan redubbed Bane too, so I can't imagine what it was like at first.
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:45,
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Someone on here said he thought he sounded like Stephen Fry talking into a yoghurt pot
I cant unhear it now.
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:00,
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Haha yeah :D
But yeah, according to reviews so far, it's a brilliant, dark film that ends the trilogy rather nicely. I can't wait. :D
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:04,
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It's also mostly genuine spectacle, with very little CGI.
When you see a thousand people thumping each other in the centre of Gotham, there actually were a thousand extras throwing their fists about.
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:21,
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Indeed. Nolan's one of those directors who actually tries practical effects first, rather than go straight to CG.
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:32,
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That's true
He walks around with one eye closed. He HATES it that much. :)
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:46,
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Allow me to present you this
Official Spang of the London Olympics 2012 ©
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 8:57,
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Official Spang of the London Olympics 2012 ©
Insane Man with Lever. Stick for WTF end
I came across these videos I am not sure what to make of them and the lever.
[mod edit - SPAM removed, this isn't the place for it]
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 6:25,
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[mod edit - SPAM removed, this isn't the place for it]
you'd be best of fucking off to links with your shitty advert>>>
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 6:39,
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If you try to send him to us, I'll be spamming you with the Daily Mail ALL DAY.
/talk
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:08,
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You're doing it wrong.
This page is for pictures and anims you've made yourself.
Like this:
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 6:44,
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Like this:
Hi guys... not been here for a while. how is it going?
Oh.. I see...
:(
Also: ning real
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 6:50,
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:(
Also: ning real
Welcome to b3ta, you useless waste of space
The only thing you can do to rescue this situation is to delete your thread.
(warning, deleting your thread may make people call you a cunt, again).
Also that video isn't very amusing or interesting so it's not really worth putting it on /links.
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 6:54,
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(warning, deleting your thread may make people call you a cunt, again).
Also that video isn't very amusing or interesting so it's not really worth putting it on /links.
Someone told me budding co. ripped off thousands of customers.
I heard they're trying hard to bury all the terrible reviews they've got.
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 7:24,
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Which budding co was that?
Was it budding co In Harrisburg, PA, or was it the budding co in Camp Hill, PA?
I have heard bad things about budding co in Harrisburg, PA and about budding co in Camp Hill, PA, and I wonder if one is worse than the other, or are both as bad as each other?
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 7:35,
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I have heard bad things about budding co in Harrisburg, PA and about budding co in Camp Hill, PA, and I wonder if one is worse than the other, or are both as bad as each other?
There was a rumor going around that budding co. was just a front to get your bank details
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 7:27,
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You donβt want to get ripped off by a budding company which is using poor quality materials or not adhering to standard safety measures
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 7:41,
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Tutu seems ok with it but I'm going to trust Chike on this one.
You simply can't endorse such practices.
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 7:46,
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You simply can't endorse such practices.
I think someone mentioned that budding co. supplies sub-standard materials
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 7:29,
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Yeah well that doesn't surprise me.
People have been saying how you can't trust them with anything
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 7:34,
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Damn I just thought
All this stuff about budding co. being unreliable will probably get indexed along with the video link
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 7:31,
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Oh, does Google (or other search engines) work like that?
BTW, I don't think the OP is connected to budding co, I think he is just a paving-obsessive.
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 7:37,
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You may be right.
Personally though, I suspect it's someone working for a viral marketIng company
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 7:40,
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And b3ta has a lot of members who are building contractors in the Williamsburg area.
I think budding co should get a refund
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 7:45,
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why would b3tans be making contractors when there are so many out of work right now
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 7:51,
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Haha welllll
I think it might work a little bit more like... SEO company says they'll move your company up in the search rankings,
and then employs some link monkeys to post links to your site or related content on busy public websites in the hopes
that google will index them and move the site a few notches up in the search results.
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 7:51,
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and then employs some link monkeys to post links to your site or related content on busy public websites in the hopes
that google will index them and move the site a few notches up in the search results.
I'd just like to take this opportunity to recommend a fine product.
It's called New Piss-B-Gon. Now with added MOD
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 7:59,
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funny thing about this is that i was going to do a very similar floating skinny girl thing about 2 hours ago
/true story
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 4:17,
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i just wanted to let you know that the USA-ian Ronald McDonald is filled with shame
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Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:24,
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HI THIS IS THE BNP
BRITAIN FOR THE BRITISH
OUT WOGGY MUDSLIME SCUM
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 3:51,
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OUT WOGGY MUDSLIME SCUM
I home (*hope*) he is also rocking backwards and forwards, moaning
having finally realised what he has done.
eats McDonalds ocasionally but does it ironically
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Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:34,
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eats McDonalds ocasionally but does it ironically
Possibly you could do it if you were in a town to promote your new book, a critique of McDonalds commercial rapacity
and when stopping for lunch found that the only place that was open was a McDonalds outlet, and you were forced to eat there. That would be pretty ironic.
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Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:42,
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or...
if whilst inside said establishment...
you meet the man of your dreams
...then meet his beautiful wife.
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Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:44,
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you meet the man of your dreams
...then meet his beautiful wife.
Or maybe it's like 10,000 Big Macs, when all you want is a Whopper
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Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:43,
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Mindpiss is made for sharing
In other news, I'm watching Star Trek (The Original Series) for the first time in my life. I'm currently on the episode where Sulu goes mental with a sword. This stuff is awesome!
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Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:49,
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sounds like fun!
I used to watch the original series when I was yo(u)ng
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Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:51,
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No, it's The Naked Time
Also, apologies for my RWF faux-pas below! Only just noticed it.
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Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:57,
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You're lucky to experience it for the first time as an adult,
but unfortunate not to have been weaned on it.
That stuff is pretty much the closest thing I have to a religion.
edit: do try and watch the original stuff with the hard won hand crafted special effects and not the push button crap they've replaced it with. I learned to push those buttons, I know how easy CG planets are to make, and it makes me mad that they puked all over the original artists and it's the only version you can get on Netflix: Seriously GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 2:40,
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That stuff is pretty much the closest thing I have to a religion.
edit: do try and watch the original stuff with the hard won hand crafted special effects and not the push button crap they've replaced it with. I learned to push those buttons, I know how easy CG planets are to make, and it makes me mad that they puked all over the original artists and it's the only version you can get on Netflix: Seriously GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
I eat it but know it''s doing equally as much damage to me as to the environment
so I figure- we're on an equivalent level. Call it quits. I am soaking up some damage that some other poor fat bastard who really shouldn't eat for the good of their sake is better off for not having.
this only works if at some point a tubster turns up at the counter and they say 'sorry, we've run out'.
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Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:45,
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this only works if at some point a tubster turns up at the counter and they say 'sorry, we've run out'.
Yeah, or you're in front of him in the queue when it's 2 minutes to closing time.
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Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:47,
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I enter that place once in a blue moon and part with money
there is something about a Big Mac my taste buds actually quite enjoy
Generally a yearly thing
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 0:00,
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Generally a yearly thing
that was me with cigs.
twice or thrice a year I could quite enjoy half a cig.
Then it became Bad Boy Curry Pot Noodles.
Same time scale :-)
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 0:06,
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Then it became Bad Boy Curry Pot Noodles.
Same time scale :-)
Hahaha!
My mate at the bash swiped a roll-up and almost threw up, bless him
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 0:22,
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He had to have a rib removed in order to do that.
Similar to the odious little 80's pop icon, Prince.
Prince Charles that is, obviously.
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Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:47,
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Prince Charles that is, obviously.
i thought that was..
being sucked off in a car..
ahem... i'll get my coat!
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Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:50,
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ahem... i'll get my coat!
What have you photoshopped? Resizing doesnt count as proper photoshopping
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Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:54,
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i upped the saturation, and increased the contrast?
umm, oops ;)
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Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:59,
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A JELLY DONUT?!?
Why is Private Pyle posting that unshopped image?! Why aren't you /board nazis stomping Private Pyle's guts out!?
Id say you got off pretty lightly :-)
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 0:02,
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Id say you got off pretty lightly :-)
And it's late in the day.
Speaking of which, I'm off to bed now. Early(ish) start on the morrow.
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 0:15,
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It would require extensive reconstructive shoppery to put a freebs at that angle
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 0:07,
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The gayshift lives by its own rules, man
Wary wanderers from the dayshift should beware. Herein lives the original spirit of B3ta, these days often sleeping, but never dead.
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Wed 18 Jul 2012, 1:30,
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no new thread in nearly an hour, and I manage to post right over yours -- sorry :(
They all have drag queen eyebrows -- wot's going on here?
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Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:26,
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it's ok..
they're both limpic related posts anyway!!
Just in case any any merkins are Rissing..
www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/olympics/9405503/Nick-Buckles-questioned-by-MPs-as-it-happened.html
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Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:29,
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Just in case any any merkins are Rissing..
www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/olympics/9405503/Nick-Buckles-questioned-by-MPs-as-it-happened.html
topical
woo :-)
I have a theory that they were sabotaged by people intentionally signing up just so they could leave them short handed at the last minute. I also have a tinfoil hat.
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Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:35,
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I have a theory that they were sabotaged by people intentionally signing up just so they could leave them short handed at the last minute. I also have a tinfoil hat.
somebody i know was offered a 2 day training course in london for a job..
(he lives in manchester)
no travel or accomodation was offered, all for minimum wage.. it would have ended up costing him a couple of hundred quid just for the training!
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Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:38,
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no travel or accomodation was offered, all for minimum wage.. it would have ended up costing him a couple of hundred quid just for the training!
Hm - missed oppurtunity - i should have made his helmet higher
He's only got a wee stubbler at the moment
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Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:39,
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Whats a chode? It sounds american
Should have said "Magnetodger"
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Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:55,
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I recall an episode when he controlled a guard by the iron in his blood
if there's plenty of blood in those cocks, he is truly the master of cocks....
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Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:41,
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Well, a cock is basically a big blood vessel, so yeah - he will wield those cocks summat deadly, i tell thee
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Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:43,
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it does look like John Hurt is trying to stroke him gently
as he nods off to sleep.
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Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:22,
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Heeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrre'ssrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhjnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
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Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:17,
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I know there's a Crimson Dynamo but I wanted to make this post slightly less tall than the Empire State Building
click for bigger if you really need it....
lower images was mostly created by Marvel Comics' own 'Superhero generator' with some embellishment in Paint Shop Pro. Try it and make your own Captain Iron Spider Thor in tights.
marvel.com/games/play/31/create_your_own_superhero
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Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:57,
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click for bigger if you really need it....
lower images was mostly created by Marvel Comics' own 'Superhero generator' with some embellishment in Paint Shop Pro. Try it and make your own Captain Iron Spider Thor in tights.
marvel.com/games/play/31/create_your_own_superhero
Magneto could quite easily have been called CAPTAIN MAGNETS
Not so cool now, eh?
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Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:58,
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Magnet Man
can't walk by a fridge without becoming stuck to it.
There's a Megaman boss called Magnet Man, that's slightly better than my lame image.
Anyway, Magnetos, how the f*ck do they work? (ICP)
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Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:13,
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There's a Megaman boss called Magnet Man, that's slightly better than my lame image.
Anyway, Magnetos, how the f*ck do they work? (ICP)
Thanks for the link RWF!
I can spend hours on things like that...
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Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:15,
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i counted 400..
and i'm still counting!
my scroll wheel is really fucked!
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Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:26,
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my scroll wheel is really fucked!
My monitor isn't widescreen
so I see them aranged like this:
oooo
o
oooo
o
oooo
o
etc...
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Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:25,
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oooo
o
oooo
o
oooo
o
etc...
Oh, sorry. They're supposed to look like this:
ooooo
ooooo
ooooo
ooooo
ooooo
ooooo
ooooo
ooooo
ooooo
ooooo
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Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:54,
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ooooo
ooooo
ooooo
ooooo
ooooo
ooooo
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ooooo
ooooo
i expect it will soon be the most donated book to charity shops
overtaking dan brown.
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Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:28,
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I think I've seen this one
One of the filthiest films ever made.
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Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:51,
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One of the filthiest films ever made.
Only scientists like us will understand the full ramifications of this experiment.
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Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:28,
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This is true.
(Aargh...just recovered from a sudden auto-shutdown of my computer. Consider me Very Alarmed.)
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Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:15,
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(Aargh...just recovered from a sudden auto-shutdown of my computer. Consider me Very Alarmed.)
The other day my entire desktop disappeared for no reason.
I was relieved when I restarted and everything was there.
ALSO: The other night I had a dream that Jennifer Aniston sat on my lap and gave me a nice kiss. It was an awesome dream. :P
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Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:54,
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ALSO: The other night I had a dream that Jennifer Aniston sat on my lap and gave me a nice kiss. It was an awesome dream. :P
So tasty you'll reach for more, even after doubling your body weight.
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Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:50,
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That's from the mountain of cocaine that was on the desk just before the chips/fries were consumed.
I think it's safe to blame the Pope.
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Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:02,
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Noms :)
No ketchup? I hate when they don't give you enough sachets
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Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:16,
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I'm just watching Scarface for the first time right now
I'm not at that scene yet
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Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:16,
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ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*breathes*
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:28,
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*breathes*
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahaha
is that vinegar in the foreground?....slap plenty on :D
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Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:53,
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