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# Any luck dad...?
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:49, archived)
# Arf
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:06, archived)
# 8D
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:41, archived)
# Strong!
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:03, archived)
# Hehe, very good
Also, I read that as "public thatch"
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:32, archived)
# Genuine...
...lol.
[click]
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:13, archived)
# O HAI
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:29, archived)
#
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:41, archived)
#
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#

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#

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#

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:45, archived)
# what happened to 3?
edit - ah, i see why you did that now
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:46, archived)
# It didn't matter what numbers I used, b3ta will not let you post the same thing more than once so I had to number/letter them and then edit the number/letter out.
* Fucking shitty magnets mods
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:48, archived)
# No space after code, 1 space after code, 2 spaces after code.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:32, archived)
# Nice one, Thanks Mu
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:31, archived)
# HI
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:01, archived)
# Timber!
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:27, archived)
# I think this is photoshopped
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:53, archived)
# Dark Knight Nurse
For all your hoarse-voiced vigilante needs.

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:20, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:23, archived)
# superb stuff sir
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:25, archived)
# Hahaha :o)
I keep expecting him to do a Mel Smith thing from Princess Bride, and resume talking in a North London accent...
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:31, archived)
# Im looking forward to seeing this, but im actually going to hold off seeing it for a while, til my local shows some subtitled sreenings
i cant for the life of me hear the bastard in the other 2 films without subs
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:36, archived)
# According to premiere reviews, Bane is fairly difficult to hear too.
I hear Nolan redubbed Bane too, so I can't imagine what it was like at first.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:45, archived)
# Someone on here said he thought he sounded like Stephen Fry talking into a yoghurt pot
I cant unhear it now.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:00, archived)
# Haha yeah :D
But yeah, according to reviews so far, it's a brilliant, dark film that ends the trilogy rather nicely. I can't wait. :D
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:04, archived)
# It's also mostly genuine spectacle, with very little CGI.
When you see a thousand people thumping each other in the centre of Gotham, there actually were a thousand extras throwing their fists about.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:21, archived)
# Indeed. Nolan's one of those directors who actually tries practical effects first, rather than go straight to CG.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:32, archived)
# And he fucking hates 3D.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:51, archived)
# That's true
He walks around with one eye closed. He HATES it that much. :)
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:46, archived)
# heh heh heh!
nicely drawn too
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:43, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:53, archived)
# fab work there that man.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:59, archived)
# Nice.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:48, archived)
# I do like your drawing style :)
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 8:27, archived)
# Now that's more like it...

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 8:30, archived)
# what IS this from?
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:54, archived)
# Looks a little like 'Twilight: New Moon'.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:23, archived)
# b3ta
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:31, archived)
# You are Sean Connery
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 8:31, archived)
# Does this work (yeah, I know, not my own work, etc)
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 8:38, archived)
# Shelf landscape.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 8:47, archived)
# Pffttt...
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 8:52, archived)
# For some reason all the shelves I found were horizontal.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:35, archived)
# Allow me to present you this

Official Spang of the London Olympics 2012 ©
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 8:57, archived)
#
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:37, archived)
# Insane Man with Lever. Stick for WTF end
I came across these videos I am not sure what to make of them and the lever.
[mod edit - SPAM removed, this isn't the place for it]



(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 6:25, archived)
# you'd be best of fucking off to links with your shitty advert>>>
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 6:39, archived)
# we don't want it
all our best,
/links
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 7:10, archived)
# If you try to send him to us, I'll be spamming you with the Daily Mail ALL DAY.
/talk
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:08, archived)
# like this?
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:47, archived)
# Nicely ;)
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:54, archived)
# Since when were you the voice of /links you filthy turncoat?
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:15, archived)
# WHYIOUGHTTA!
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 7:20, archived)
# You're doing it wrong.
This page is for pictures and anims you've made yourself.
Like this:

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 6:44, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:48, archived)
# heeheeheehee
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:06, archived)
# Hi guys... not been here for a while. how is it going?
Oh.. I see...

:(

Also: ning real
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 6:50, archived)
# ning wb
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:45, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:46, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta, you useless waste of space
The only thing you can do to rescue this situation is to delete your thread.

(warning, deleting your thread may make people call you a cunt, again).

Also that video isn't very amusing or interesting so it's not really worth putting it on /links.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 6:54, archived)
# You really are "paving-obsessed", aren't you?
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 7:03, archived)
# Someone told me budding co. ripped off thousands of customers.
I heard they're trying hard to bury all the terrible reviews they've got.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 7:24, archived)
# Which budding co was that?
Was it budding co In Harrisburg, PA, or was it the budding co in Camp Hill, PA?

I have heard bad things about budding co in Harrisburg, PA and about budding co in Camp Hill, PA, and I wonder if one is worse than the other, or are both as bad as each other?
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 7:35, archived)
# There was a rumor going around that budding co. was just a front to get your bank details
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 7:27, archived)
#
You don’t want to get ripped off by a budding company which is using poor quality materials or not adhering to standard safety measures
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 7:41, archived)
# Tutu seems ok with it but I'm going to trust Chike on this one.

You simply can't endorse such practices.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 7:46, archived)
# paving's never really turned me on
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 7:28, archived)
# I think someone mentioned that budding co. supplies sub-standard materials
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 7:29, archived)
# I sent my grandma to budding co.
She never came back.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 7:31, archived)
# Yeah well that doesn't surprise me.
People have been saying how you can't trust them with anything
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 7:34, archived)
# Damn I just thought
All this stuff about budding co. being unreliable will probably get indexed along with the video link
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 7:31, archived)
# Oh, does Google (or other search engines) work like that?
BTW, I don't think the OP is connected to budding co, I think he is just a paving-obsessive.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 7:37, archived)
# You may be right.
Personally though, I suspect it's someone working for a viral marketIng company
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 7:40, archived)
# And b3ta has a lot of members who are building contractors in the Williamsburg area.
I think budding co should get a refund
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 7:45, archived)
# why would b3tans be making contractors when there are so many out of work right now
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 7:51, archived)
# Haha welllll
I think it might work a little bit more like... SEO company says they'll move your company up in the search rankings,
and then employs some link monkeys to post links to your site or related content on busy public websites in the hopes
that google will index them and move the site a few notches up in the search results.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 7:51, archived)
# I'd just like to take this opportunity to recommend a fine product.
It's called New Piss-B-Gon. Now with added MOD
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 7:59, archived)
# This is why we can't have nice things.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 8:56, archived)
# Been waiting ages for an excuse to roll this out.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:11, archived)
# all your trainers....
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Surfin'
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 4:44, archived)
# Smokin'
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 5:16, archived)
# wet pussy
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 5:25, archived)
# suave surfing cunt
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 6:54, archived)
# Surfin' kittehs ftw
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:07, archived)
[challenge entry] On a lighter note...
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 3:43, archived)
# funny thing about this is that i was going to do a very similar floating skinny girl thing about 2 hours ago
/true story
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 4:17, archived)
# Let's Have It Then! =)
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 4:34, archived)
# i cant find the pic again :((
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 5:25, archived)
# i just wanted to let you know that the USA-ian Ronald McDonald is filled with shame
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:24, archived)
# mecca is that way --->
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:28, archived)
# So that's Mecca eh?
*Becomes Muslim*
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:32, archived)
# HI THIS IS THE BNP
BRITAIN FOR THE BRITISH

OUT WOGGY MUDSLIME SCUM
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 3:51, archived)
# Just Wonderful!
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 3:49, archived)
# Scenes from the McPocalypse
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:34, archived)
# I home (*hope*) he is also rocking backwards and forwards, moaning
having finally realised what he has done.

eats McDonalds ocasionally but does it ironically
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:34, archived)
# How do you eat McDonalds ironically?
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:38, archived)
# he orders a burger..
but he is a vegetarian???
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:39, archived)
# Possibly you could do it if you were in a town to promote your new book, a critique of McDonalds commercial rapacity
and when stopping for lunch found that the only place that was open was a McDonalds outlet, and you were forced to eat there. That would be pretty ironic.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:42, archived)
# or...
if whilst inside said establishment...
you meet the man of your dreams

...then meet his beautiful wife.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:44, archived)
# and then go for a threesome?
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:51, archived)
# Or maybe it's like 10,000 Big Macs, when all you want is a Whopper
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:43, archived)
# whoah!! mind piss
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:43, archived)
# double order of
McPiss!
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:44, archived)
# Mindpiss is made for sharing
In other news, I'm watching Star Trek (The Original Series) for the first time in my life. I'm currently on the episode where Sulu goes mental with a sword. This stuff is awesome!
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:49, archived)
# sounds like fun!
I used to watch the original series when I was yo(u)ng
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:51, archived)
# And now Spock is crying!
I love it
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:53, archived)
# that would be-
charlie x?
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:54, archived)
# No, it's The Naked Time
Also, apologies for my RWF faux-pas below! Only just noticed it.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:57, archived)
# You're lucky to experience it for the first time as an adult,
but unfortunate not to have been weaned on it.

That stuff is pretty much the closest thing I have to a religion.


edit: do try and watch the original stuff with the hard won hand crafted special effects and not the push button crap they've replaced it with. I learned to push those buttons, I know how easy CG planets are to make, and it makes me mad that they puked all over the original artists and it's the only version you can get on Netflix: Seriously GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 2:40, archived)
# it's like 10 thousand straws when you just need a sip
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:43, archived)
# Straws, with which to slurp your MIND PISS
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:44, archived)
# I eat it but know it''s doing equally as much damage to me as to the environment
so I figure- we're on an equivalent level. Call it quits. I am soaking up some damage that some other poor fat bastard who really shouldn't eat for the good of their sake is better off for not having.

this only works if at some point a tubster turns up at the counter and they say 'sorry, we've run out'.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:45, archived)
# Yeah, or you're in front of him in the queue when it's 2 minutes to closing time.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:47, archived)
# I enter that place once in a blue moon and part with money
there is something about a Big Mac my taste buds actually quite enjoy

Generally a yearly thing
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 0:00, archived)
# that was me with cigs.
twice or thrice a year I could quite enjoy half a cig.

Then it became Bad Boy Curry Pot Noodles.

Same time scale :-)
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 0:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
My mate at the bash swiped a roll-up and almost threw up, bless him

(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 0:22, archived)
# He had to have a rib removed in order to do that.
Similar to the odious little 80's pop icon, Prince.
Prince Charles that is, obviously.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:47, archived)
# I wondered how he got his
Extra Thick MilkShake.

/autofellatio
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:48, archived)
# i thought that was..
being sucked off in a car..


ahem... i'll get my coat!
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:50, archived)
# McOmNomNom
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:52, archived)
# What have you photoshopped? Resizing doesnt count as proper photoshopping
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:54, archived)
# i upped the saturation, and increased the contrast?
umm, oops ;)
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:59, archived)
# A JELLY DONUT?!?
Why is Private Pyle posting that unshopped image?! Why aren't you /board nazis stomping Private Pyle's guts out!?

Id say you got off pretty lightly :-)
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 0:02, archived)
# ...becoz it is so topical
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 0:03, archived)
# And it's late in the day.
Speaking of which, I'm off to bed now. Early(ish) start on the morrow.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 0:15, archived)
#
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# Is that George Washington punching Kong?
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 0:36, archived)
# Nearly, it's Thomas Jefferson punching a regular gorilla.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 0:42, archived)
# i can always paste a freebase or flanbase face on it
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 0:03, archived)
# It would require extensive reconstructive shoppery to put a freebs at that angle
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 0:07, archived)
# Yes it does.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 1:09, archived)
# thank you, mo
yur mai heroe
...i think i love you
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 4:15, archived)
# The gayshift lives by its own rules, man
Wary wanderers from the dayshift should beware. Herein lives the original spirit of B3ta, these days often sleeping, but never dead.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 1:30, archived)
# GAYSHIFT RULES OK!
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 2:04, archived)
# And Inspector Fuck is of the Gayshift
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 2:16, archived)
# Gayshift forever!
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 2:37, archived)
# Dormant, if you will
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 8:59, archived)
#
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#
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# McRaep
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 4:16, archived)
# kids lovin' it
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 4:36, archived)
# The subject content goes here
The message content goes here
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 5:16, archived)
# bite me
bite me again
:D :D :D
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 7:06, archived)
# ooh topical..
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:24, archived)
# no new thread in nearly an hour, and I manage to post right over yours -- sorry :(
They all have drag queen eyebrows -- wot's going on here?
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:26, archived)
# it's ok..
they're both limpic related posts anyway!!

Just in case any any merkins are Rissing..
www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/olympics/9405503/Nick-Buckles-questioned-by-MPs-as-it-happened.html
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:29, archived)
# topical
woo :-)

I have a theory that they were sabotaged by people intentionally signing up just so they could leave them short handed at the last minute. I also have a tinfoil hat.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:35, archived)
# somebody i know was offered a 2 day training course in london for a job..
(he lives in manchester)
no travel or accomodation was offered, all for minimum wage.. it would have ended up costing him a couple of hundred quid just for the training!
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:38, archived)
# Fucking shitty magenta cocks
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:35, archived)
# what a cock juggling
thundercunt!
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:37, archived)
# Hahaha! :D he keeps his helmet shiny.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:37, archived)
# Hm - missed oppurtunity - i should have made his helmet higher
He's only got a wee stubbler at the moment
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:39, archived)
# but...
if you tickle him under the chin!!!
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:40, archived)
# :-D
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:43, archived)
# Magnechode.
Yeah, I've used up all my punning power.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:19, archived)
# Whats a chode? It sounds american
Should have said "Magnetodger"
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:55, archived)
# I recall an episode when he controlled a guard by the iron in his blood
if there's plenty of blood in those cocks, he is truly the master of cocks....
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:41, archived)
# Well, a cock is basically a big blood vessel, so yeah - he will wield those cocks summat deadly, i tell thee
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:43, archived)
# haha what a bellend
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:19, archived)
# Better than shitting fucky magenta cocks
(I'd imagine)
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:21, archived)
# this must've already bindun??
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:15, archived)
# it does look like John Hurt is trying to stroke him gently
as he nods off to sleep.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:22, archived)
# Jack nicholson chin?
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:22, archived)
# Heeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrre'ssrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhjnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:17, archived)
# I know there's a Crimson Dynamo but I wanted to make this post slightly less tall than the Empire State Building


click for bigger if you really need it....

lower images was mostly created by Marvel Comics' own 'Superhero generator' with some embellishment in Paint Shop Pro. Try it and make your own Captain Iron Spider Thor in tights.

marvel.com/games/play/31/create_your_own_superhero

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:57, archived)
# Magneto could quite easily have been called CAPTAIN MAGNETS
Not so cool now, eh?
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:58, archived)
# fucking shitty magnets
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:11, archived)
#
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#
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:15, archived)
# He'll never lift that fox head at that rate
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:23, archived)
# ha ha!
likeys :-)
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:31, archived)
# The wibbly hand of destiny
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:19, archived)
# Magnet Man
can't walk by a fridge without becoming stuck to it.

There's a Megaman boss called Magnet Man, that's slightly better than my lame image.

Anyway, Magnetos, how the f*ck do they work? (ICP)
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:13, archived)
# By fucking and shitty
Both things Magneto can do
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:23, archived)
# Fight the good fight.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:14, archived)
# Thanks for the link RWF!
I can spend hours on things like that...
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:15, archived)
# Rotating Wobbly Fat?
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:18, archived)
# only when I hula-hoop
but then, yes. very much so.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:32, archived)
# Oops, sorry. I don't know where the F came from...
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:54, archived)
# shit you find in the loft
580825_4284358396352_535541751_n
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:24, archived)
# i thought you usually found them in closets
with tom cruise.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:29, archived)
# Tom Cruise bums skeletons wearing 80's caps?
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:39, archived)
# you mean you've not been reading the news?
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:39, archived)
# I don't even own a news :(
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:40, archived)
# He's no Skullbase
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:17, archived)
# re-records
doesnt fade away
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:30, archived)
# splooosh..
quick and Awfully dirty!



Click for bigger (183 kb)

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:49, archived)
#









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#


No reason.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:00, archived)
# Discalculia?
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:02, archived)
# I really don't know
:/
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:15, archived)
# a fair few more than 50 there!
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:04, archived)
# There's exactly 50.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:17, archived)
# Can you have inexactly 50?
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:20, archived)
# Fifty and a half?
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:29, archived)
# That's just not 50.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:38, archived)
# 15 ?


wasn't funny last time either
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:33, archived)
# i counted 400..
and i'm still counting!



my scroll wheel is really fucked!
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:26, archived)
# My monitor isn't widescreen
so I see them aranged like this:
oooo
o
oooo
o
oooo
o
etc...
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:25, archived)
# Key:
o = grey lampshade
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:26, archived)
# Oh, sorry. They're supposed to look like this:
ooooo
ooooo
ooooo
ooooo
ooooo
ooooo
ooooo
ooooo
ooooo
ooooo
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:54, archived)
# I'm guessing that is a Whole Bunch...
of this... nasty!
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 5:16, archived)
# i expect it will soon be the most donated book to charity shops
overtaking dan brown.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:28, archived)
# ^this. All over.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:04, archived)
#
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:43, archived)
# I think I've seen this one

One of the filthiest films ever made.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:51, archived)
# Only scientists like us will understand the full ramifications of this experiment.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:28, archived)
# This is true.

(Aargh...just recovered from a sudden auto-shutdown of my computer. Consider me Very Alarmed.)
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:15, archived)
# The other day my entire desktop disappeared for no reason.
I was relieved when I restarted and everything was there.
ALSO: The other night I had a dream that Jennifer Aniston sat on my lap and gave me a nice kiss. It was an awesome dream. :P
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:54, archived)
#
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:46, archived)
# So tasty you'll reach for more, even after doubling your body weight.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:50, archived)
# and you still feel hungry 10 mins later
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:51, archived)
# That's from the mountain of cocaine that was on the desk just before the chips/fries were consumed.
I think it's safe to blame the Pope.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:02, archived)
# Uh oh, you said the P word.
Imchoked can't be too far away.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:24, archived)
# Here comes the Pope!
It was a summons.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:31, archived)
# Will this do?
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:44, archived)
# I feel cheap.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:00, archived)
# lol
you have some well advanced algorithms
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:01, archived)
# Things have come a long way since papyrus.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:13, archived)
# al chipino
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:04, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
This is great.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:06, archived)
# ^
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:17, archived)
# Noms :)
No ketchup? I hate when they don't give you enough sachets
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:16, archived)
# I'm just watching Scarface for the first time right now
I'm not at that scene yet
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:16, archived)
# Hahahah, proper giggles. Awesome shop!
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:20, archived)
# ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

*breathes*

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:28, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:35, archived)
# Hi Cockalorum!
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:43, archived)
# "Say hello to my little fried!"
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:42, archived)
# arf
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:47, archived)
# The man knows how to party.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:45, archived)
# Like it's £19.99
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:57, archived)
# lol
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:54, archived)
# Perfect Rattles, simply perfect
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:17, archived)
# hahaha
is that vinegar in the foreground?....slap plenty on :D
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:53, archived)
# YES!
I very much approve of this...
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:42, archived)
# I'm lovin' it!
*click*
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:19, archived)
# all these nice comments, thanks
went to bed earlier
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 0:24, archived)
# why is this not on the Front Page yet?
(, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:21, archived)
# ^^ this
better than another fucking venn diagram.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:21, archived)
# It's a map!
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:00, archived)
#
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:01, archived)
# Now do him announcing the last day of a movie shoot
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:03, archived)
# His fishy face lost its appeal after this one.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:08, archived)
#
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:18, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:24, archived)
# Don't try to faucet.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:30, archived)
# just go with the flow
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:33, archived)
#
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:02, archived)
# From the archives...
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:12, archived)
# once again the dutch inventor leads the way :)
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:16, archived)
# It's!
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:38, archived)
# Shit just got real
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:49, archived)
# Made me hungry.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:47, archived)
#
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:09, archived)
# Well, I love it!!
WOO :)
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:24, archived)
# cheers ninj :)
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:30, archived)
# haha, great

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:25, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:30, archived)
# Middle-aged Tintin?
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:42, archived)
# GOOD OLD mICHAEL fASSBENDER
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:41, archived)
# you've had her!
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:25, archived)
# she is well fit, innit?
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:31, archived)
# what do you think is making her eyes go like that :)
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:07, archived)
# she's very clever with her eyes
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:32, archived)
# jonesy the lobotomy years
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:37, archived)
# This is a very very very good post!
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:58, archived)
# thankyou very very very much!
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:25, archived)
# 8D
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:02, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:36, archived)
# Jesus suffering fuck!
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:09, archived)
# ^This
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:43, archived)
#
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Where do you want this bogger?
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:50, archived)
# !hctiB uoy ,reh morf yawa teG
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:54, archived)
# Neat!
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:55, archived)
# she's even blindfolded
there's brave
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:06, archived)
# very nice sir
DaNinji!
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:25, archived)
# this deserves far more many woo
Woo!
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:30, archived)
# I too give this far more many woo
woo
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:41, archived)

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