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[challenge entry] He doesn't seem that smug

(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:45, archived)
# Oo thats lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Lovely technique there!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:57, archived)
# very nice
You should replace the coissant for an ear?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:15, archived)
# Yes!
Do it now
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Bit on the nose, isn't it?
Well, not "nose", obviously . . .
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:37, archived)
#
Who is this a photo of? Have seen it so many times.
(Kraut Cheese, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:39, archived)
# :o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:52, archived)
#
Just asking who the source image is of.
(Kraut Cheese, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 18:45, archived)
# thats super
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 21:00, archived)
#

3
2
1
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:43, archived)
# You bad man...
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Ha ha! But is it not an ordinary-sized table
for dwarfs?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:45, archived)
# Sssssh...
Don't cheapen this.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:46, archived)
# But I wanted to be Philippa!
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:59, archived)
# I thought they were amputees without wheelchairs
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:54, archived)
# Ping pong midgets ftw
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Rematerializing art badly
(H4X0r falsified timestamp on, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:24, archived)
# Nice...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:26, archived)
# Ace
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Starfleet, boost your matter gain!
We're losing him!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:45, archived)
# Rebekah Brooks
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:22, archived)
# hahaha
caught the haunted look in her eyes perfectly
now animate it so it has the walk, you know, like a builder in 6 inch heels with a too tight G string
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:23, archived)
# That's tonights wanking material sorted there then....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Ha ha!
Perfect description!
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:30, archived)
# haunted?
don't you mean soulless?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:03, archived)
# Nah, she knows they'll get her.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Hahaha ace....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:27, archived)
# Marty Feldman's Lovechild!
WOO :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:29, archived)
# haha!
soon to be the red queen of cell block H
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:30, archived)
# hahahaha
"So how long do you plan to stay on Mars?"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:44, archived)
# hahaha
Two Weeks, TWO WEEKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Brilliant.
But.... reminds me of Meryl Streep...


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Yes, Brooks has peevish eyes.
But I like to draw big round eyes. A semi-gnops might sort it.

Nope.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:52, archived)
# hahaha, very good
Meryl Streep isn't that pretty?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:03, archived)
# hahaha
extreme face tightening
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:49, archived)
# Green teefs
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:55, archived)
# excellent
but needs more battered ross kemp.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:05, archived)
# haha
Justice for Ross!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:14, archived)
# Missing a loud shrieking noise and a finger pointing.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEStsLJZhzo
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Sex doll \o/s
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 14:47, archived)
# But this is better.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Yeah, this
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 14:53, archived)
# I'll stick this here...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Very
Emusing.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:16, archived)
# Spang! Gandalf in fishnets always is ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:20, archived)
# Lovely stuff!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Aw... Look, he's taking his pet humans for a walk.
he's taking his pet humans for a walk.:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:01, archived)
# lovely
reflection work, there...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 14:54, archived)
# That's a beauty!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 14:54, archived)
# :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:05, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Wonderful.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Just wait untill Han tries to fix the satalite dish on top of the falcon!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:09, archived)
# Talk to my hand, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:16, archived)
# Who's scruffy looking! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:23, archived)
# :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:09, archived)
# All of these are really lovely.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:33, archived)
#
I like this one a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Cheers
CFB
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Very poetic,
*tears in eyes*
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:00, archived)
# This is clearly an improvement.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:17, archived)
# another P
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Last one I promise, Marilyn's just back from Boots.
Marilyn's just back from Boots.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 14:27, archived)
# Did she go there to treat herself for her birthday?! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 14:31, archived)
# He he! She had a voucher.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 14:32, archived)
# They're so much more covenient than that pesky money that you can only spend in any shop!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 14:36, archived)
# I know! I can't see you, but we're on the same wavelength!
The other thing that gets me, right, is having to go to Boots to get something (that I could get cheaper elsewhere) because I can get points on the SO's Boots card...
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 14:40, archived)
# My mate once gave each of his four sisters a ten pound note in each of their Christmas cards.
Three of them all gave him a ten pound note back in his christmas card, the other said it was more thoughtful to give him a voucher, it expired before he spent it....

Edit; I just closed photoshop as well. it was no fun trying to dehalftone despottify a lichtenstein
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Vouchers keep the world economy moving.
It relies on people not using their vouchers!

I wanted to 'do a Lichtenstein' too, but you're right - not enough hours in the day etc.!
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:04, archived)
# I was trying to do this one, lovely pic...
1.bp.blogspot.com/_CvDCiEFbNy8/TDNGASROxCI/AAAAAAAAT50/FYjfg2WVD7E/s1600/Roy+Lichtenstein+%281923-1997%29..jpg
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:10, archived)
# Okay - that would be a challenge and half
Go for it though - you have the skills.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:17, archived)
# I have one unbreakable rule when it comes to shopping......
"If I'm not enjoying doing it, then don't!"
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:25, archived)
# Fair enough,
good philosophy - and it must be time for a new challenge soon...
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:31, archived)
# Fingers crossed for a good one.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:36, archived)
# Go with the flow man, go with the flow...
13 pages pages of entries for this one though - the recent previous entries have been around 5-7, so it's great to see so many people contributing
(and I clicked many that were genuinely funny and also very nicely done).
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:49, archived)
# I wasn't saying I didn't like this one, I'v hardly been here this week....
Just hoping for a good one this week :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:56, archived)
# No, absolutely - I didn't mean it if it came across as me suggesting that you were.
It's just struck me that loads of people have put in contributions and there have been a bunch of really good ones.
I've been a bit like the ยฃ25 million striker - hit and miss - and hope, as you do, for something really good for the next week.
But I liked this one too, due to the activity it generated.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Haha, No I didn't missunderstand ;-)
What I perhaps should have said is, I wasn't critisizing this one :-) just like you I like a nice busy board :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:18, archived)
# Hmmmm... if she'd been to Boots the results would've looked like this...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 14:47, archived)
# That is excellent!
And very true - do you think the staff would have kept copies?
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Crap joke...
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:46, archived)
# hahaha
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:46, archived)
# Pfft!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:47, archived)
# *splosh*
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! sicanjal YOUR ALL NOT PLEBS, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:02, archived)
# :D
IT'S UP HIS NOSE!
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:04, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:06, archived)
# I was once working on my bike, and spent ten minutes looking for my electrical screwdriver,
I found it when I put down what was in my hand, to go and make a roll up.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 14:14, archived)
# his toughest case
yet! :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Alimentary, my dear Watson...
my dear Watson...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:49, archived)
# oof!
*spang*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Excellent eye-browing there.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:49, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 14:50, archived)
# i guess it's morifarty
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:03, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:39, archived)
# He's a right one...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:13, archived)
# Hahaha, I love this :D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:25, archived)
# BURN!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:39, archived)
# What a bounder!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Haha.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 14:17, archived)
# lovely...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 14:51, archived)
# then why is he standing next to the john?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:13, archived)
# rofl
chops
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:42, archived)
# haha, love the eyebrow Bilbo
Frodo's grown, hasn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:40, archived)
# It would be all the smack he main lines
He needs a case.
(waxdart hello., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:49, archived)
# haha clever
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:49, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 14:03, archived)
# haha! alimentary
my dear Watson...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Story anime (Doctor intervew) Sorry for poor English!
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:33, archived)
# Your English is better than my Japanese, but strangeness is universal.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:36, archived)
# I thought they just used a web translator.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:38, archived)
# too many sperring mistakes
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:47, archived)
# If that is the case, it's real dedication to getting your point across.
I'd probably talk to my friends and shout at my neighbours, first, then move onto a soapbox in the town centre.
Maybe start looking at the prospect of disagreeing with foreigners in their own language after a successful whinging tour of the major UK cities in 2015.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:51, archived)
# You should try converting my sig from English to Japanese.
Then copy the Japanese and convert it from Japanese to English.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 14:17, archived)
# Oh, are you still here?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:36, archived)
# Is he straining at a stool?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:43, archived)
# ...box of frogs
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:43, archived)
# "Hello Doctor.... your job is what?"
I... I'm going out.

In a bit, fellas.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:43, archived)
# Smugmadillo.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:44, archived)
# I see.
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:32, archived)
# some pages go too fast
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:46, archived)
# What's on the end of the stick, Vic?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:54, archived)
# What's on the end of the stick Vic?
(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:48, archived)
# That's rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:32, archived)
# ^what she said^
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:39, archived)
# ^ this
with added Kate Bush

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 14:16, archived)
# Hen desu.
(waxdart hello., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:49, archived)
# How can the oral disgust witch the imported cabinet?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 14:10, archived)
# Not tracker! TRUCKER
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 14:31, archived)
# What is your favourite food?
42 year old Tracker.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Yum, full of weevil goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:15, archived)
#

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 14:35, archived)
# It's better when stuff just looks cool.
Any jokes aren't really coming across.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 5 Sep 2012, 14:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry] thought I'd pea this here
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:13, archived)
# Whee! Flyingz!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:34, archived)
# Hahahha
"SCIENCE!"
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:39, archived)
# 'ningles all. I dundid a tattyshop.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:17, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:31, archived)
# :) Me too!

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:31, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:32, archived)
# haha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Bazinga!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:47, archived)
# Quick & shit... ps get a room.


Click for bigger (195 kb)
(Rhosyn, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:03, archived)
# haha popcorn
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:08, archived)
# salt or sugar though?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:11, archived)
# salt and butter
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:15, archived)
# Controversial.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:30, archived)
# damn, we agree on something ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Sugar?
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:40, archived)
# Pfft
Back-row George Harrison is happy :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Giant pair of jeans found in China!



www.news.com.au/travel/news/m-skyscraper-resembles-pair-of-pants/story-e6frfq80-1226465544901

(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:55, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:56, archived)
# :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 14:22, archived)
# :oD
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 14:26, archived)
# Cath-aaaaayyy!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:57, archived)
# made me happy
All is well with the world.
(waxdart hello., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:58, archived)
# left over bit from the Gherkin
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:07, archived)
# Marvellous! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:12, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:26, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 14:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:11, archived)
# They're building a giant Playmobil man!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:12, archived)
# Aaaaaaay!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:08, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry]

Arise, sir Bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:42, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:43, archived)
# Kiss your sword arm goodbye.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:46, archived)
# nice.
so this is the exact opposite of being given the cold shoulder
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:47, archived)
# It really can't.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:38, archived)
# hehehe
Silly Hunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:43, archived)
# Doom now has a face.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:46, archived)
# And it's despicably cheerful.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:47, archived)
# *openly weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:48, archived)
# I hate him so much
Oh god, the world is full of fuckwits
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:18, archived)
# Don't worry, now - the world will be alright
For the land has been here longer than the likes of you and I.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:23, archived)
# Phew!
Thanks you've really put my mind at rest.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:27, archived)
# hahahaha
he seems to think the memory of the NHS is enough to cure people.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:53, archived)
# the adventures of Jeremy the annoying...
...cunt?
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:00, archived)
# What a Hunt!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:08, archived)
# arf!
great stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 14:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:26, archived)
# Value smug. nice work
Is that the communal condom hanging on the wall?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:41, archived)
# *licks*
Yep :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:17, archived)
# Looks like a nice place.
How much for a pint of scrumpy?
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:42, archived)
# It's a groat per jug
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:18, archived)
# Fourpence?
Bloody hell, it better be good stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 14:02, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:45, archived)
# This is full of ACE
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:45, archived)
# Cheers, Ninj.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:55, archived)
# Can't wait to go back to Preston.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:48, archived)
# Oh I do like that. I think Hogarth would approve.
Is this compoed anywhere else, because I'd like to click the compo version so my vote counts.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:55, archived)
# I'd feel weird putting it in the image challenge - doesn't really fit the criteria.
But thanks for the offer, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:58, archived)
# A joy to behold!
This was one of your first b3ta posts if I remember correctly...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:05, archived)
# Smashing stuff
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:18, archived)
# Nice work...
...will steal admire again later.
(minimalist ..., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:21, archived)
# Need a bigger version! :)
(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Goodbye NHS
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:29, archived)
# Also, let's abandon the NHS.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:30, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:31, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:32, archived)
# If we remove all of the actual NHS
then the memory of it will do far more good for all the sick people
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:44, archived)
# hahahaha
Water has memory? How in fuck is this man even a politician? Let alone in charge of this nations health??
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:50, archived)
# It doesn't matter what he believes
because the only thing he's in charge of is flogging off the NHS
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:53, archived)
# ^
The full, terrifying truth
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:59, archived)
# Or maybe just tweak it a little?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:01, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:48, archived)
# Smeeeeeeggg - Heeeeeeaaaaaaddddddddd!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Did you say 'Fix' people??
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:58, archived)
# Ha ha!
You're on fire today. No really, turn around *grabs extinguisher*
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:00, archived)
# Hehe...
ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:02, archived)
# ooh
what a lovely thought!
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:30, archived)
# indeed
Would be one great way to 'shuffle' them
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:33, archived)
# Hahaha! Nicely.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:40, archived)
# Cheers
Does Fresh Water have a memory?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:42, archived)
# It remembers that thing you did.
You know "that thing".


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:09, archived)
# but you said. . .
. . . you would never, NEVER mention the 'thing' again?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:11, archived)
# THING THING THING THING THING that THING THING THING THING THING THING THING
that THING THING THING THING THING that THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING that THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING that THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING that THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING that THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING that THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING that THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING that THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING that THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING that THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING that THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING that THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING that THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING that THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING that THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING THING that THING THING THING THING THING THING THING
Ooops... sorry. I forgot.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:34, archived)
# Arrrgghh!
DAMN YOU, DAMN YOU TO HELLLLLLLL!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Let's see your magic water cure a compound fracture, you twunt.
Nice pic, man!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:57, archived)
# Thanks SBF
So Cameron definitely want's to phase out the NHS and expand Heathrow?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:39, archived)
# haha!
excellent work.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Thank you
I hate the hunt
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 21:51, archived)
# I made a poster too.
KNOW THE ENEMY
Welcome to your new health secretary.
In 2009, Hunt was found by the Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards to be in breach of rules after allowing his political agent to live in his taxpayer funded home in Farnham as a lodger from November 2005 to June 2007. Huntโ€™s offer to repay half the money (ยฃ9,558.50) was accepted. Hunt also had to repay ยฃ1,996 for claiming the expenses of his Farnham home whilst claiming the mortgage of his Hammersmith home .
licensed under the Open Government Licence v1.0
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Jeremy_Hunt_Official.jpg#filelinks
As Secretary of State for Culture, Olympics, Media and Sport, Hunt clearly showed his disdain for fair process, in withholding the Ofcom report on the Murdoch takeover of BskyB until mounting pressure forced him to revel that it recommended the matter be referred to the Competition Commission. He later claimed that his department released the report (by a publicly funded public body acting in public interest) despite not being required to do so.
He then chose not to refer the matter to the Competition Commission (despite this being its sole raison d'รชtre), announcing on 3 March 2011 that he intended to accept a series of undertakings given by News Corporation, paving the way for the deal to be approved. Then of course it all came out in the wash.
Hunt was alleged to have had improper contact with News Corp. Emails released to the Leveson Inquiry detailed contacts between Hunt's special advisor Adam Smith and Frรฉdรฉric MichelNews Corpโ€™s director of public affairs and therefore a lobbyist for James Murdoch. Hunt appeared before the Leveson inquiry on 31 May 2012, when it emerged that Hunt had himself been in text and private email contact with James Murdoch, even congratulating him on the progress of the takeover bid, but nonetheless then took over responsibility for adjudicating on the bid.
In April 2012, immediately following David Cameron's statement that he would not associate himself with anyone who carried out โ€œaggressive tax avoidanceโ€, the Daily Telegraph disclosed that Hunt had reduced his tax bill by over ยฃ100,000 by receiving dividends from Hotcourses in the form of property which was promptly leased back to the company. The dividend was paid just before a 10% rise in dividend tax and Hunt was not required to pay stamp duty on the property
Now kiss the NHS goodbye
(strongp, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:01, archived)
#
forgot to say - it wasn't as pretty but that didn't stop me putting a few around the neighbourhood
(strongp, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:04, archived)
[challenge entry] I found this in a gallery, I think it should win something
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:21, archived)
# Hulk MoMA!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:24, archived)
# Frame 3 ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:24, archived)
# Shuriken!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:29, archived)
# Hail and well met, Ninj.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:32, archived)
# \O/
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:33, archived)
# KICK WHISTLERS MOM IN THE TWAT BROTHER!!!!
This works a bit too well, especially the middle-left one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:25, archived)
# I think this should actually win something

WOO
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:28, archived)
# hahaha
Mornin' Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:28, archived)
# Morning Q!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:29, archived)
# The God point
Is the best one (or maybe the scream?)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:36, archived)
# :)
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:37, archived)
# Excellent.
Very nicely composed.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:33, archived)
# Cheers Baz...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:38, archived)
# haha
i love the scream one
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:38, archived)
# Hehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:40, archived)
# I particularly like the Birth of Adam one :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:41, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:57, archived)
# Wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:43, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
As good a place as any to drop an oldieroast:
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:50, archived)
# Brilliant, simply brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:01, archived)
# Ooh thankee
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:10, archived)
# I never thought I'd click one of these.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:13, archived)
# *Blushes*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:24, archived)
# Haha! There's still mileage in this old gag!
Expertly done, Ninj :D
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:17, archived)
# Bless you!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:23, archived)
# Haha wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:22, archived)
# Ta Spazzcaptain
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:24, archived)
# Too soon
Too soon :(

I expect you all to be on your best behaviour, next Tuesday, B3ta. We wouldn't want another flounce, would we?

(This is awesome! ;P )
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:29, archived)
# :)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:18, archived)
# hahaha...
first of these i've chuckled at in a while
good work
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:31, archived)
# Ta!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:33, archived)
# This is brilliant
Possibly the best "I found this..." ever
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:31, archived)
# Mahoosive grin
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:34, archived)
# ^
Yep.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:44, archived)
# Hahaha! Brilliant stuff Ninj!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:40, archived)
# Ta Moleypoos!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:46, archived)
# Brilliant.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:56, archived)
# Thanks!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:30, archived)
# Late to the party...
...but top work there Ninj!
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:27, archived)
# Cheers Jimbo
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Ta sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:53, archived)
# Ahahahahahaha ftw!
Yes, it should win the compo. Most certainly. *clicks furiously*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Thanks Wuffles
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:11, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:33, archived)
# :)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:53, archived)
# Amazing
Hulk's pose seamlessly fits every mise en scรจne in the collection. He even looks like he's surfing.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:43, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:53, archived)
# this is FULL of win!
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Cheers mate!
Happy Candles for the other day BTW :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:53, archived)
# oh yes!
best one of these I've ever seen... I particularly like Hulk's response to 'The Scream' :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 14:37, archived)
# Thanks
It was the 'Scream' one that set me off ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 14:48, archived)
# *clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Ta mate
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 14:59, archived)
# mega click!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:45, archived)
# Ooh ta muchly!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:38, archived)
# hahahaha
frames 3 and 4... inspired. True lollage.
(UTB, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 22:23, archived)
# Thank you
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:38, archived)
# haha!
oh wow. every one of these work far too well
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 1:49, archived)
# Cheers!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:38, archived)
#

Click for big De-ris/news
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:34, archived)
# This is the weirdest casting news since Nic Cage got the failed Superman gig.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:38, archived)
# hahahaha, that still makes me laugh
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfcJc7j_A3Y
what were they thinking
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:39, archived)
# Crack. They smoke it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:41, archived)
# and blew it up Mr Burton's ass around that time
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:46, archived)
# hahahaha!!!!!
Never seen that before, thank the lord that never happened :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:45, archived)
# there's quite a bit of info out there on it, amazing mess
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:50, archived)
# lols :D
I love the fact there was this rumour that he will only eat meat if it's from an animal that's had a good sex life apparently.

"So the beef...was it a player?"
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:54, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:57, archived)
# Did you ever see the sparkle suit test footage?
Disco Robocop.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:59, archived)
# a perfect description :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:17, archived)
# Burn it!
Burn it with cold, hard fire!!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:00, archived)
# Wah hah hah hah! Aww man, this is Nic Cage all over!
I think he deliberately picks out doomed projects and acts like a complete lunatic, hence Wicker Man, Vampire's Kiss, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:12, archived)
# so it's you who actually watches his films
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:17, archived)
# Say what you will about his films, he hams it up like no other.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lct6x-XqWrw
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:20, archived)
# He's done some crackers.
'Raising Arizona', 'Wild At Heart', 'Leaving Las Vegas' and 'Adaptation' are great.
I also have a soft spot for his Adam West-themed turn in 'Kick-Ass', along with 'Lord of War', 'The Rock' and 'Con-Air'.
Even enjoyed the 'National Treasure' films.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:24, archived)
# The Rock is ace. The only Michael Bay film I enjoy!
"Losers always whine about their best, winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:25, archived)
# I liked the fact that the villains weren't stereotypical take-over-the-world types.
And the Ed Harris/Sean Connery combo was delicious to watch - most of the really tight dialogue was scripted by the same guys who wrote 'Porridge'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:32, archived)
# There were definitely good bits in it
Most of them just didn't have Cage in them.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:22, archived)
# ^This^
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:32, archived)
# I refuse to believe that Nicolas Cage is aware that movies exist.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:21, archived)
# in an alternate reality this happened
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:49, archived)
[challenge entry] i think this improves matters somewhat.... (pearoast)
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 8:19, archived)
# hey! Wayne! your cart is on fire!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 8:21, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:21, archived)
# Mornin'
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 8:22, archived)
# ULLA!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 8:25, archived)
# TOOOOOOOOO RAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
In other news, I am building a webshite to take the piss out of Dave Cameron and this parliament we have taxing this country to death....

Anyone got any nice Dave Cameron piccies I can use? (full credit will be given so I don't get sued)
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 8:26, archived)
# OOOOoooooooo cheers HT
Just registered it this morning on a whim and will start the wordyness later.
I was 16 last time i built a web site and wrote it in pure html, I'm just going to use a php template for this though.

*edit

I think the hologram has to be the logo for the entire site!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 8:34, archived)
# Love the puppet one! Beautifully fluid.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:02, archived)
# This sort of thing?






(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 8:40, archived)
# Too rah?
Is it coming on Eileen?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 8:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 8:50, archived)
# here's a few





(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 8:58, archived)
# Couple...


(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:11, archived)
# Thanks all....
Am I ok to use them on my webshite?

Full credit will be given.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:40, archived)
# That's a yes from me
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:45, archived)
# Aye. No worries.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:51, archived)
# Absoluement
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:01, archived)
# Ha, go on then.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:01, archived)
[challenge entry] here's a rp from me (and 'ning all)

Click for biggie :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 8:53, archived)
# That's beautiful
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:27, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:26, archived)
# Typical...where's Dicky Burton when you need him?
I also hired that pikey David Essex to build me a small rockery in the back garden. Two weeks later and he's built an underground city. Quite frankly, it wasn't what I asked for.
(CharminglyShallow incarcerated for a crime he probably did commit., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:52, archived)
# I'm not sorry
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 6:35, archived)
# me neither
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 6:39, archived)
# Oh man you made an effort on yours
that's a little unfair don't you think.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 6:43, archived)
# fine...
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 6:47, archived)
# I WANT TO RIDE MY BICYCLE
GRRR BLRRGH GNNNNNN BLARGH BLURBH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 6:49, archived)
# got cock stuck in spokes
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 7:02, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 8:25, archived)
# Yours is great by the way.
Mine did make me laugh while I was making it though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 6:45, archived)
# he has a nice flando cheek
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 6:49, archived)
# Flando smoothie!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 6:49, archived)
# smoothie cheek
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 6:54, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 6:47, archived)
# Hey hey
I was just cleaning up my desktop and found your thumbs-up pic. I don't think I've ever made anything with it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 6:50, archived)
# There's still time
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:34, archived)
# Let off some Queen, Bennett!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 8:27, archived)
# LETT ORF ZOME STEEEEEM BEAR NET!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 8:54, archived)

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