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[challenge entry] Happy/Unhappy Ending?!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:18, archived)
# they really should have fixed those patio doors
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:19, archived)
# I can see a week of Star Wars pics coming
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:21, archived)
# I can see it happening, yeah. At least 2-3 a day.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 0:02, archived)
# Hahaha
excellent
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:41, archived)
# LOL, STAR TREK!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 0:02, archived)
[challenge entry] George Lucus decides to finish the Phantom Menace where it should have been finished
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:39, archived)
# I still say the Phantom Menace is a good kids film, just like the other 3
there were only 4 right?
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:41, archived)
# There were only 3
The phantom menace never really happened, in the same way the last Indiana Jones film never happened
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:43, archived)
# without Phantom there'd be no Darth Maul or Pod racers
I'm willing to sit through Liam Neeson's appallingly wooden acting and Ewan McGregor's hilarious wig changes for that
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:48, archived)
# JaJa Binks
that is all
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:50, archived)
# a fantastic advancement in CGI that all the kids loved
when we were little we laughed at and enjoyed the same comedy characters in each film - the gay gold robot in Ep4, the funny green muppet voiced by Fozzy Bear in Empire and the teddy bears in the forest in Jedi.
Star Wars has always had clown characters, you can't dismiss Jar Jar without pointing out how fucking stupid Yoda was in Empire fighting a tin can for a sausage in the middle of a swamp.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:53, archived)
# But Yoda was from my childhood
and jar jar was just stupid :(
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:55, archived)
# I'm going to risk being accused of trolling here, but ...
bad though they were, the new three added a depth of politics and background that the original three were lacking.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:58, archived)
# why do you want politics in kids films?
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:03, archived)
# Watership down was full of politics
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:06, archived)
# and all kids hate Watership Down
except for the ones that grow up to hunt rabbits
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:07, archived)
# at 32 it still makes me cry like a small child
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:08, archived)
# Watership Down and Farthing Wood scarred me as a child.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:33, archived)
# Because otherwise they'd be fun
and films is srs bsns
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Pre-Roasted happy ending?
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 2:07, archived)
# Too good for 'im.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 2:33, archived)
# LEAVE JAR JAR BINX ALONE
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 12:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:34, archived)
# Chief Chirpa cheap!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:06, archived)
[challenge entry] this can't possibly end well..
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:31, archived)
# 3 men and a Krankie, more like
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:35, archived)
# strangely enough...
i made this afew years ago!

(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:40, archived)
# ah, b3ta - there's a pic for everything
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:41, archived)
# based on what I've heard of the Krankies autobiography, that's perfectly feasible
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:42, archived)
# I haven't read any of it..
but i reckon i can guess..

bet he nobbed her a fair few times whilst in costume!

i feel a bit sick!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:45, archived)
# Him and a few friends from what I heard
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:47, archived)
# oh fucking hell..
shit like this is ruining my childhood memories..

I hope Roland Rat doesn't get outed as a nonce too!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:48, archived)
# I just sicked a little
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:56, archived)
# me too..
all over my hard on!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:58, archived)
# I'm disgusted at a link from the Mail being posted
especially when I'm wanking over the crankies
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:01, archived)
# Yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
Rat fans...
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 0:22, archived)
# three men *IN* a little lady surely?
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 0:03, archived)
# GAH!
missed opportunity!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 0:12, archived)
# Which is no doubt something they never said
:D
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 0:29, archived)
# ^This^
Is really fucking creepy
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 8:31, archived)
# On the playground is where I spent most of my days.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:30, archived)
# Haaaahahahaha
Proper lol
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:31, archived)
# pfffft
made I larf!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:32, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:33, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:34, archived)
# Haha
Fresh
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:35, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant!

Nothing brings out the best in b3ta like a (dead) celeb scandal involving noncery
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:36, archived)
# Now this is a story all about how a 14 year old got flip turned face down
FRESH!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:49, archived)
# Jizzy Jeff
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:54, archived)
# oh man, these are popping out like crazy now
:D
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 0:04, archived)
# FRESH
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 1:35, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: HAPPY/UNHAPPY


This week's challenge is to change history by 180°, making happy endings unhappy and unhappy endings happy. Suggested by monkeon.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:21, archived)
# Star Wars Gravestones
...I called it............... *saved*
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:24, archived)
# I have been restoring arts
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 21:54, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:16, archived)
# hahhhahahh here we go
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 2:14, archived)
# Careful
I hear she's after copyright.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:08, archived)
# She can sue me for everything I've got
£2.45 and a packet of golden virginia hardly seems worth the effort
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:11, archived)
[challenge entry] looks like a forgone conclusion, might as well start now
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 21:41, archived)
# Splendid.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 21:55, archived)
# se7en stuff

(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:07, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:08, archived)
# BLOOOODCLAAHHT
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:09, archived)
# I fucking love 'Se7en'.
An almost perfect film.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:11, archived)
# Brilliant
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:32, archived)
# pfft!
You never know, babies might have a last minute rush!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:07, archived)
# I'll edit the last 2 frames then :D
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:08, archived)
# =D
I'm going off to bed.
Night b3ta!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:10, archived)
# hahah, front paged, cheers whoever :D
I think its the colour matching algorithms and years of life drawing/art college study that came out on the hands in the final frame that clinched it
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:29, archived)
# Shenanigans!
Holy fuck...srsly? XD
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:33, archived)
# pals act.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:20, archived)
# This makes the world go round, millions of fluff! YAY!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:44, archived)
# they only took four kitteh. what happened to the other three kitteh?
THIS IS NOT HAPPY ENDING! KITTEH!!!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 2:04, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwww yay!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 2:10, archived)
# *mjav*
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 8:54, archived)
# The first time that Kevin Spacey's been seen stroking a pussy
Although he's used to cocks - he's worked with Bryan 'My initials aren't B.S. for nothing' Singer twice (I think it's twice, anyway - I can't be bothered to check IMDb).
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 19:32, archived)
# Shirley Bindun?


like me. several times. on his velvet sofa.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 20:20, archived)
# Mmm - creamy filling.
Saw one of those 'Jim'll mix it' cement trucks going past the other day. I wonder what the boss of that company is thinking right now...
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 20:22, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 20:35, archived)
# arf!
I love this film
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 20:43, archived)
# Ever heard about/seen the ridiculous level of detail Edgar Wright slotted in?
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 20:52, archived)
# cool,
and a bit tragic....
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 21:33, archived)
# He's currently filming 'The World's End' in my hometown. I'll let him know, tomorrow.
;)
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 21:57, archived)
# is that the third installment of the blood and cornetto trilogy?
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:05, archived)
# Yarp.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:11, archived)
# awse
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:12, archived)
# The whole premise of the film is about an epic pubcrawl.
The irony is that my town was built by Quakers, so pubs are notoriously thin on the ground.
But Parkway does look lovely at this time of the year, so that's probably why they've focused the filming on that side of town.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:23, archived)
# Something like this, I think.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 20:41, archived)
# THANKS JIM FOR FIXING IT SO THAT THIS ISN'T SO POIGNANT NOW.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 20:58, archived)
# Like the guy who got the big Dumbledore tattoo
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 21:19, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 21:22, archived)
# "He had the flu, so Jim.. filled in"
"Phil who?"
"Phil Din. He's the nightwatchman, Frank"
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 20:31, archived)
# WARP LITTLE ONE!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 0:02, archived)
# sorry
but not worth its own post
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 21:02, archived)
# :(
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 21:04, archived)
# a bit harsh
especially when you're hardly leading by example
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 21:17, archived)
# boooo
hiss
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 21:27, archived)
# I did not know that.
Sir James Wilson Vincent Savile.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:04, archived)
# Or that an anagram of James Savile is
"Male Ass Jive".
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:06, archived)
# It's playing out like a tacky soap opera, all we need now is Jonathan King wanking in the cupboard.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:05, archived)
# Image Challenge vote
This week's challenge is ALIVE.

* Make happy endings unhappy and unhappy endings happy, just like Fresh Water Mole has done here: www.b3ta.com/board/10857307

* If babies starred in action films: give the adults a break! Maximum age of four for all your classics. Predator, Die Hard, Enter The Dragon...

* Dating profile pages - of the famous and the infamous

* Ridiculous offices: YouTube's HQ features a giant red slide. Design new and ridiculous features for other tech company offices

Vote right here, right now:




(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 19:44, archived)
# hmm...
Tricky...
Offices!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 19:47, archived)
# I'd pick babies if it was 'films' in general.
Im not an action film fan/buff
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 19:49, archived)
# I think that's what it would become anyway.
It's rare people stick to the rules too strictly.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 19:51, archived)
# 14, 15, 16, 17.
17 words.
That's inside regulations.
Carry on
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 19:56, archived)
# No. 4!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 19:49, archived)
# b3ta hq vote
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 19:52, archived)
# Some gud uns this week
I quite like the baby action movies idea, but im gonna go for happy / unhappy.
Either way, its film posters :-)
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 19:52, archived)
# Reverse endings probably has the most scope.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 19:57, archived)
# I'd reverse your ending
phwoarr, no what I mean, nudge nudge
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 20:00, archived)
# what?
Like Benjamin Button?
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 20:01, archived)
# I'm a regular slag for a smooth-talker.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 20:07, archived)
# I'll regular your slag
phw.. no, hold on, that's not right
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 20:09, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 20:12, archived)
# POPS!
*sonhugs*
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 20:44, archived)
# fuck's sake
what about my suggestion?
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 20:01, archived)
# What was it?
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 20:12, archived)
# A Freebase Jedi Adventure.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 20:15, archived)
# Happy/unhappy endings?
Pretty sure this qualifies in some way...

(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 20:08, archived)
# although, its probably the best way to make new strong jedi
other than Leia shagging Annakin/Vader
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 21:04, archived)
# Only if you want that Jedi to become an expert banjo player.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 21:20, archived)
# Dagga-jang-dang-jang-dang..etc.
P.S. Isn't Dagoba awfully well lit for a jungle planet?
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:01, archived)
# this genuinely
looks like the kid who plays Brick Heck in The Middle

(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:56, archived)
# "Marge, I'm confused. Is this a happy ending or a sad ending?"
"It's an ending, that's enough!"
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 20:13, archived)
# Agh - cant think of the episode...
The springfield files?
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 20:17, archived)
# Rosebud, the one with Mr. Burns' teddy bear, Bobo.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 20:27, archived)
# That's the bugger.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 21:26, archived)
# on my return to b3ta, i declare the first one is the best
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 20:27, archived)
# MONSTER TRUCKS!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 21:50, archived)
# now then...


* Apols for the speeling!
*Yay for the unexpected FP - (I'd like to thank my mum, dad teachers, uncle Jim)


*Also EDITED NOW to show the c*nt the proper disrespect!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 18:50, archived)
# *click*
*eats Seville orange*
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 18:55, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 18:56, archived)
# hahahaha
(btw there's only one "l" in Jimmy Savile so you just needed to add the "s")

(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 19:02, archived)
# ^this^ it's easy to remember, just think "vile"
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 19:29, archived)
# Quality!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 19:03, archived)
# Now shop Jimmy Saville on Freebase, and have him rowing.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 19:04, archived)
# Here we go again
Who the fuck is Jimmy SaviLLe? HIS NAME IS SAVILE. Which is handy, as it contains "vile".


(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 19:09, archived)
# That's a good way of remembering it
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 19:11, archived)
#
Jimmysavilecunt.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 19:16, archived)
# You'se lookin' at me cookies's n'dat.. Mr. Ginger Finger.?!?
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 23:49, archived)
# would, would, would, wouldn't, would
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 19:32, archived)
# Jim flicked it for me!
And them allegedly
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:48, archived)
# Am it splatty rainbow cock tiem yet?
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 18:02, archived)
# all hail our new Rainbow Cock
...nice helmet :)
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 18:09, archived)
# Arts!
woo :D
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 18:09, archived)
# :D
Why are CDCs never in art galleries?
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 18:19, archived)
# I'll be in touch when I open my gallery in Cornwall in a couple of years
:)
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 18:24, archived)
# Sweet.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 19:03, archived)
# this is 1970's scifi gone wild, man
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 18:13, archived)
# Oh no! Tentacles-per-ball violation
Is this what's on your mind right now? :D
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 18:18, archived)
# I've been pretty ill the last couple of days.
Well enough to lift a pen to a tablet whilst sprawled on the sofa, but sadly not well enough to shag :( Hence cock on the brain.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 18:21, archived)
# ^THIS^ !!!
great artage thhough
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 18:28, archived)
# PDC?
Psychedelically drawn cock
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 18:22, archived)
# now that is art
I really like that, but I just cant bring myself to print it off and put it on my wall :(
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 18:41, archived)
# You'll have to find a secret room, or stick it to the ceiling of your toilet.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 19:27, archived)
# Lovely spluff
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:35, archived)
#

(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:54, archived)
# Ris?
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:54, archived)
# ^This.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:55, archived)
# It's a shit
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 17:50, archived)
# That shit needs tits
Shit with tits
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:55, archived)
# Even I don't go there.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:56, archived)
# I miss moggy :-(
She could put tits on ANYTHING
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:58, archived)
# She turned Mr. Hankey into a dick and tightened a scarf around it.
I might start taking lithium and draw weird shit like that, just until she is summoned up again.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Oooh
How do you take lithium?
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 17:24, archived)
# Like his men
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 17:27, archived)
# No bloody idea. I suppose I'll cross that bridge when I get to it.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 17:33, archived)
# No lithium is a mood stabiliser
killed my creativity.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 19:14, archived)
# Ahh, I see.
Yeah, I didn't do a lot of chemistry.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 19:16, archived)
# Well; you know what to do.
Look into a mirror and say her name 3 times.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:59, archived)
# I darent!
Ill wait til im having a slumber / pyjama party with my attractive college girlfriends
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 17:04, archived)
# The danger with doing that
Is you might get a deaf Welshman think you're trying to raise the ghost of Max Boyce.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 17:05, archived)
# Oi Oi Oi!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 17:13, archived)
# No way man, I saw that movie.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 18:18, archived)
# Has (s)he finally actually chucked it in?
I got fed up after about the 3rd revival and the introduction of amputation to her conceptual palette...
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 17:28, archived)
# If she has, I have to say, I'm a little disappointed.
Leaving without having a massive whinge-fest is just plain unkind.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 17:37, archived)
# She tried to post a picture reply to someone, last week, but couldn't due to being naughty-stepped.
We only found out because she decided to gaz a select few to let them know.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 17:37, archived)
# why was she naughty stepped?
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 18:14, archived)
# I have no idea, sir.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 18:23, archived)
# :o
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 18:27, archived)
# don't know, but she keeps testing to see if her posts can be seen
I'm sure she'll be back in a week or so, hopefully calmer. If she kicks off a shit storm I assume the mod who stepped her will ban her.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 18:28, archived)
# how queer
so much secrit board secrets
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 18:33, archived)
# The last I heard she was stuck in limbo
She could post stuff, but nobody could see it. You could only view it on her profile history. It's gone now.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 17:39, archived)
# I think she's trapped in a sort of digital Purgatory now...
a long, dark eon of lurking followed by an End of Days style post-fest of the most massive nonsensical and Japanese enormity.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 18:13, archived)
# sounds epic, man
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 18:17, archived)
# should have posted this tomorrow, being it's turdsday!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 17:57, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:51, archived)
# he made last post too!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:52, archived)
# Hahaha - this made me genu-chuckle
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:52, archived)
# yay, he made it !
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:53, archived)
# Fantastic late entry!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:54, archived)
# There's something seriously wrong with your brain
But it works.
Magnificent.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:54, archived)
# haha that is wonderful.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:55, archived)
# YAY! He made it!
I thought for one horrible moment it was going to be a sisyphean loop
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:58, archived)
# He'll never get a reply from his French pen pal
poor legless French frogs :(
woo :D
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:58, archived)
# that's genius!
*share on interwebs*
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 17:47, archived)
# Why don't they make post boxes toad-friendly?
Something needs to be done.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 18:04, archived)
# Something about Bufa Buffering...
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 18:15, archived)
# hahaha
excellent! and happy candles!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Shit!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:45, archived)
# SAVED
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:46, archived)
# freakin' ace
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:48, archived)
#
freakin' shitting!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:51, archived)
# that is the shits
have a shitting great woo
I'm rissing re. rocking horse though
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Rare as rocking horse shit?
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Aaaah, carry on
not heard that one before...
*goes back to hut in the woods
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:53, archived)
# TL;DR
Sorry :-)
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:49, archived)
# haha, fair enough.
It's more of a toilet poster.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:50, archived)
# That's a bit
good and a lot of great
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:50, archived)
# I love
how mental your diagrams have become lately.

Woo!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:56, archived)
# I have relaxed into my inner mental
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Woah Epic shit!
Like the tube map from shit-city!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:57, archived)
# That's a whole heap of
wonderfulness
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:57, archived)
# This is mindblowingly intricate :o)
(but rocking horses - mythical? Really?)
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Shit!
Yeah it should be 'toy' or 'wood' I think my tiny mind was thinking about Unicorns
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 17:26, archived)
# One of your best.
Love this.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 17:16, archived)
#
That's some good shit, right there.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 17:24, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 17:29, archived)
# fuck
you must be a savant
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 17:50, archived)
# That's a bit good, that is
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 17:59, archived)
# Shitting hell
this is a load of


... greatness!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 18:10, archived)
# So this is the new unified theory.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 18:51, archived)
# Shitting hell!
That's impressive.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:36, archived)
# Made for a friend...


Original, bigger size/quality with all blank sweets here for whatever reason someone might want it...: i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff83/robneymcplum/lovehearts.jpg

PS, whats the best way to get the kb down?
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:37, archived)
# Isn't it just a slidey bar? Fnar
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:43, archived)
# Yeah
but at a normal, ie this size on full it was like 200kb, slid down to the lowest and it was this quality, and still 50 odd kb. Some people have massive ones of good quality that arent even 50kb
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:46, archived)
# Maybe they reduce the amount of colours?
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:50, archived)
# how is that done?
im a spaz
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 19:45, archived)
# Well, on gimp it's posterize for individual layers or indexing for whole images
Fuck knows what it is on photoshop(never used it)
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 20:22, archived)
# nicely :)
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:46, archived)
# 800 strips!


And a page from something else, which features a nice butt-shot.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:33, archived)
# It's your fault for shagging an animal, you fucking pervert.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:35, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:50, archived)
# yay!
I need cheering up.
Thanks JJ!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:37, archived)
# Ace
as always :)
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:37, archived)
# There's a bit of everyone in her
You could say she was literally porked
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:38, archived)
# No "Streaky Bacon" joke?
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:39, archived)
# oh gammon, we're not that predictable...
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:44, archived)
# Ham not one of those pun mongers
HAM HAM HAM HAM HAMNECK
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:55, archived)
# I thought the porking was good enough
At least she's not the Prime Minister
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 17:02, archived)
# SA801
She'll be down the STD clinic with myxomatosis.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 17:20, archived)
# webcomics are just the tops!
I especially like the bit with whatever fucking jokes are in this.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:39, archived)
# Congrats on the milestone!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:39, archived)
# Only 200 strips until "The great unknown", and we find out what happens to the PHP code when I upload the file "SA_1000_small".
My bet is on "The end times".
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:42, archived)
# The shark's fin finally gets a mind of its own, and departs Pip's head in search of pastures new.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:46, archived)
# The Vile Unforgiver will rise again, and sing the song that will end the world.
Or some people will be mildly annoyed.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:46, archived)
# It was all a dream.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Donkey lady fucks fox, pig & humanoid behind robots back
poor robot :(
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:43, archived)
# It's ok, they don't have any feelings..
Like fish........ and Torys
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:46, archived)
# They don't have any jokes either
like fish....... the Tories have a few though.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 17:18, archived)
# 800 strips?
Crikey - thats a helluva lot of eyebrows, yiff and squits

Congrats, sir


PS - i cant help but see the pig-man with his mouth wide open, and hillary kneading some chewed up food inside it.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:52, archived)
# ..........................eeeeeeeeew.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:55, archived)
# Oh great, now I can't unsee it!
Like James Bond's elongated face on the cover for Goldeneye on N64.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:58, archived)
# Haha, yeah - thats brilliant
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 17:06, archived)
# A milestone indeed!
Who would have thought, all those years ago...

Well done matey!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 17:18, archived)
# What he said.
I like the strips and the artwork therein. A lot...
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 17:35, archived)
# 800? Awesome stuff.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 17:29, archived)
# strip 1 panel 4
Is hilary taking him up the butt with a strap on?
Crikey.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 5:58, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:27, archived)
# I AM THE FUCK!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:32, archived)
# ha!
I amz teh lawz
watching you wank
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:51, archived)
#
JUDGE FUCK 3DD

Feel The Fuck
2017
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:57, archived)
# This Fuck feels squelchy
I want a refund
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:09, archived)
# NO PREFUND
NO DISCUNT

you're fucked
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:26, archived)
# B& tu phuk


EDIT: the neck on him looks class
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:06, archived)
# hai, this phuk? i need halp mit ma coupons...
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:26, archived)
# I got B& from a punk rock messageboard the other day.
What's this world coming to?
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:21, archived)
# Haha, punk'd

(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:23, archived)
# On my first post no less! FUCK! >:D
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:28, archived)
# \m/ 0 \m/ Rock 'n roll
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:30, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:43, archived)
# FAQ-FUCK.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:30, archived)
# YOU BETRAYED DA FUCK!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:45, archived)
# ITS FUCKMENT TIME
(is this a dig at toasty being some sort of opressor?)
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:54, archived)
# Nah....
"it's actually ironic sarcasm - ** saying it with a nice friendly smile and heart warming handshake"
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Also, on a toast related matter, this made me chuckle
on a toast related matter this made me chuckleimgur.com/gallery/Goccq
Now that is some happy toast!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Hahaha
Brilliant
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:08, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:53, archived)
# The faqt of the matter is, you don't get nuthin for a FUCK,..

(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:11, archived)
# get well soon b3ta
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:32, archived)
# 8D
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 17:07, archived)
# That's clearly not me, I put the hat on properly when I wear it
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 18:41, archived)
# I never said it was you. ;D
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 20:18, archived)
[challenge entry] 91st minute he pulls out the match winning save
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:04, archived)
# denied!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Haha! Sweet.
:D

(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:07, archived)
# THE FOOTBALLS!!!
Hoorah!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:08, archived)
# Ooo how to stir up really mixed responses from b3tans.
It's football, therefore meh, but it contains kittens, therefore YAY! But it's football, therefore etc etc etc etc etc etc

Woo!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:10, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:20, archived)
# i want the ball to be freebases head
*puts shit-stirring stick down*
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:05, archived)
# haha
and what Bazza said
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:12, archived)
# If only fluffy had been around when all the scotch sportball team had was Alan Rough between the sticks
;)
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:28, archived)
# HAVE AT YOU!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Eat my goal!
or whatever he said
woo
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:52, archived)
# nice game of furball
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Liverpool need to sign that cat

pea....
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:19, archived)
# not to worry kitty
tis going to hit the crossbar
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 18:42, archived)
# I found this magazine in WHSmith...
...in their Preposterous Nonsense section, tucked behind a copy of "What Doctors Don't Tell You"



Click for bigger.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 13:15, archived)
# Nice.
Although I did first read that as 'deadly breams' :|
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 13:24, archived)
# The ones round here are more mencing - although they'd like to think they're deadly
Sticklebacks are just oiks, but I fucking hate pikes!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 13:38, archived)
# hehe
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 13:24, archived)
# Oh that hurts =)
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 13:36, archived)
# did you do that in HTML and screencap it?
or did you shop the mouse pointers?
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 13:52, archived)
# twas all in tatty shop
and so long ago I don't recall how. but if I had to do it again I'd get icons from google image or screen capping the icons in the windows prefs thing.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:38, archived)
# *subscribes*
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Mrs S is a little infatuated with him
She hasn't actually used the word 'dreamy' yet, but I know she's thinking it.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 13:37, archived)
# Haha. I read that as deadly belms
such as:

(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:06, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 17:17, archived)
# Is that the issue with the article on the Great Dihydrogen Monoxide Conspiracy?
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:11, archived)
# I'VE GOT SOME ON ME RIGHT NOW!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:12, archived)
# It's inside me!!! AAAAAAGGGGHHHH!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:16, archived)
# NOW IT'S COMING OUT OF MY WILLY
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:17, archived)
# OH GO TO THE TOILET
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:20, archived)
# TOO LATE, IT'S ON MY BELLY AND SOME GOT ON THE CURTAINS
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:28, archived)
# Oh shit SHIT!
It's coming out of the fucking taps!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:50, archived)
# FUCK
It's raining it from the sky!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:54, archived)
# I know
that was a really, really great wank
(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:01, archived)

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