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Americans! Don't forget to vote!

_{And remember Rule of Aquisition number 19.}

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:08, archived)

he really is a cunt

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:16, archived)

also, i much prefer rule 76

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:19, archived)

Pretty much the 35th rule but better.

Gint was on to something then.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:56, archived)

I disagree, Rule 47 is so true!

(Radiobr It may be legal, but it is just not right..., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:00, archived)

It's all about Rule 34!

see: Iraq.

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jonbob loves you, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:16, archived)

Paging Mr Monkey, Mr Smash Monkey

Please pick up the nearest red courtesy phone - the CADL* is on line 3 for you.

*Cunt Anti Defamation League

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 20:19, archived)

Wouldnt he be Romulan?

Nice ear bogey.

Have this:

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:17, archived)

HAVE YOU WATCHED IT YET???

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:24, archived)

NO, AND I NEVER WILL

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:32, archived)

:'(

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:38, archived)

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:15, archived)

MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:25, archived)

PINKY CRU

A REAL MAN NEVER USES CAPS LOCK

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:28, archived)

NOT IF YOUR MOUSE WHEEL SENSOR IS A BIT CRAP AND SOMETIMES SCROLLS ONE NOTCH WHEN YOU HAVE SHIFT HELD DOWN, THUS NAVIGATING BACK THROUGH YOUR PAGE HISTORY AND ERASING EVERYTHING YOU ARE CURRENTLY TYPING

Holding down the shift key is a tense moment for me.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:31, archived)

I HOLD DOWN BOH

for some reason the letter t doesn't come out when you hold down both shift keys.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:24, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha!

That is rather wonderful.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:27, archived)

It's things like this the internet was made for.....and porn obv.

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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:32, archived)

arf!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:36, archived)

Haha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:15, archived)

ferengi love profits and money and cash and lie above all, romney the ferngi

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d d, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:16, archived)

when only 9% of the non USA population want to see Romney in power, you know if he gets in it will be a bumpy ride

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:29, archived)

with almost the entire world telling them not to vote for him

the fact that they're so close in the polls makes me think they're getting what they deserve.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:35, archived)

Trouble is, so are we.

I'm with you in thinking that the planet is fecked and is heading down the shit-chute at a surprising rate of knots, I'm afraid.

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:40, archived)

just give me my secret volcano lair, my henchmen and my doomsday weapon, that's all i ask

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:43, archived)

Matching boiler suits and a ridiculous little ride-on train thing that goes round the floor?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:49, archived)

of course! you've got to have a monorail!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:53, archived)

I hear those things are awfully loud...

(Otis Flemming Look, I have a Board Sig., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:23, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:46, archived)

high-speed monocock

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:37, archived)

Oo oo

Can I be the announcer over the tannoy? I can do a vaguely eastern european accent. And can count backward from 20. Above 20, not so good. Hope this doesn't rule me out.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:54, archived)

are you willing to wear an unfeasibly tight silver jumpsuit?

if so, you're in.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:56, archived)

I was hoping for a Nehru jacket and some thick-rimmed glasses.

Failing that, whatever Burt Kwouk wore in You Only Live Twice would do.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:05, archived)

You'll be needing a fluffy cat too.

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An Egg ,D, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:49, archived)

Do you think it will make that much of a difference?

Not trying to be cynical, but apart from domestic policy (kicking the healthcare bill into the long grass) I don't think there will be much difference between the two internationally.

I'm guessing Romney might be more likely to drop GW Bush style gaffes than Obama, but the message on the middle east and China will not be very different.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:44, archived)

it's more the increasing downturn in the economy i'm worried about

romney seems to be all about the rich getting richer and screw the rest. where america leads, england tends to follow. either way, it's looking bad. i'm advising my clients to put all their money into canned goods and shotguns!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:48, archived)

David Icke may be a mental

But as for the "theory" that they are two puppets (regardless of party and name) controlled by lizards/aliens/lobbyists/corporations -delete as required- seems about right. I've not noticed a fucking thing between governments apart from them getting worse.

(waxdart hello., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:55, archived)

i'm hoping to either take over the world or leave it

it's the only way to be sure.

also, party time! i'm off!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:58, archived)

I just want to get the last word in here

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:01, archived)

Nice try.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:29, archived)

Hmmm. The theory is that tax breaks for the rich filter benefits down to the middle and working classes.

There are very few altruistic millionaires these days, off the top of my head the only one I can think of is Bill Gates. The millionaires of the last century built parks and civic buildings, schools and libraries. Today the rich seem happier spending it on themselves. Romney is part of this selfish group.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:02, archived)

Can the tax breaks start at me instead, and then work their way up?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 20:16, archived)

don't blame me

i voted for kodos

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:06, archived)

This is the best argument there is

for Americans to vote for Romney. It's axiomatic, fascism is ever descending upon America but landing on Europe.

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kombu dashi, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 1:21, archived)

And... What do you call an honest Ferengi?

Quirk.

I thank yew.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:03, archived)

He's pretending to be Ron Paul.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:12, archived)

Being that much of a big bell-end

He could also be pretending to be Ron Jeremy.

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:21, archived)

I'd love him to get his "pretends" confused

And go out on the campaign trail dressed as Ru Paul. :-)

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:22, archived)

Word to your Mothership.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:43, archived)

The tracksuit and chain

smack of Savile.

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An Egg ,D, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:47, archived)

Romney kills younglings.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:49, archived)

Seasonal

(TheCastrator, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:19, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:22, archived)

had been in my head for about a week now.

(TheCastrator, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:24, archived)

is he related to the crack fox?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:28, archived)

Loved this book as a kid but has to be the version illustrated by Jill Bennett for me.

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:33, archived)

i concur

i read my daughter my musty smelling, brown page version i had as a child.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 20:56, archived)

Oh for Fawkes' sake

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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:55, archived)

Aw,

give me a break, guy.

(TheCastrator, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:58, archived)

I'm not your guy, buddy

Damn you Terrance and Phillip

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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:59, archived)

no point in trying to treason with him

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:00, archived)

Plead the fifth!

*with apologies for unnecesary GJBM-ism*

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:06, archived)

Gimme a break, I've just been fire(d from)work

'bit tenuous....but I'm plotting some better ones

Buh-zing.

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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:37, archived)

5/11 Never forget!

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:59, archived)

Terrible idiots, the lot of them

"You! What's your name?"
"Uh..John. John...Johnson? Yes."

Then the rest of the gang, when on the run, deciding to dry out damp gunpowder by putting it by a fire with the inevitable consequences.
I'm surprised they managed to put their shoes on properly.

(TheCastrator, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:06, archived)

He's not as good as people make out

de-ris
i.imgur.com/3JxSD.jpg

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:16, archived)

hahahaha great gif

still better than this idiot

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:41, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:57, archived)

lesser of 2 fuckwits, right there

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:53, archived)

So basically it's a choice between magic hands

and magic underwear.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:10, archived)

magic underwear wins, pants down

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:15, archived)

<s>i</s> n

edit: I saw that! :)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:27, archived)

heheheh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:38, archived)

Which is the pro-rape one?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:07, archived)

Bronco Bama

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:57, archived)

don't worry, I'm not going all yiffy

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:36, archived)

Spiders are hairy, not furry.

I think you'll be okay.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:36, archived)

What's the difference between hair and fur?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:38, archived)

ever seen a bald tiger?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:40, archived)

I've seen big shaved pussies.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:15, archived)

that dvd is overdue

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:18, archived)

That's why I pushed it down the stairs.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:21, archived)

i'm poor, i can't afford stairs

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:25, archived)

Then it's a bottle of Tesco Value Gin and a good kicking, I'm afraid.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:39, archived)

did someone say gin?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:40, archived)

fuck off your not avn eny

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:41, archived)

but.......but.....

i've just got labyrinth on dvd! what will i drink while i watch it?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:52, archived)

Monkey beer.

Duh.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:54, archived)

*shames*

i don't like beer
and yes, i saw that, you sneaky ninja

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:55, archived)

head and fanny

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:44, archived)

If you like - sure.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:16, archived)

Robin Williams

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:01, archived)

Nothing is Robin Williams - NOTHING.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:16, archived)

One of it's apostrophe's are both the wrong.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:03, archived)

LIES.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:16, archived)

Length and girth.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:07, archived)

I bet you say that to all the boys.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:16, archived)

With charts and graphs...

...and pictures of furry peni.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:20, archived)

What is the difference between hair and fur?

Scientific American writer Kate Wong spoke with mammalogist Nancy Simmons of the American Museum of Natural History in New York City about this question. An edited transcript of the interview follows.

SA: Is there a difference between hair and fur?

NS: There isn't. Hair and fur are the same thing.

Scientific American, 2001, "What is the difference between hair and fur?" [interview transcript] online: www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=what-is-the-difference-be [Accessed on 5/11/2012]

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:09, archived)

I'm glad to see significant time is spent by people more intelligent than I sorting these things out for me.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:17, archived)

She's american and a woman;

how intelligent can she b*is hit over the head and hauled off by the American Feminist Coalition*

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:26, archived)

i'm just having fun

trying to explain to friends and family how the results of the election in america can affect england. their "let's bury our heads in the sand" policy is, sadly, just about what i've come to expect.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:32, archived)

I can't say I care that much, as long as I get some shiny and new distracting electronic gadgets for Christmas.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:40, archived)

i'll probably get slippers.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:53, archived)

I'm sure it'll have a massive affect. I just don't think it'll be an effect we can predict from their campaign policies, which makes the entire debacle pointless; exactly the same as every other democratic election.

They might as well play a massive competitive snap tornement instead of holding elections.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:49, archived)

i'm fully convinced this planet is beyond screwed

i just didn't think it'd go tits up as quickly as it seems to be

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:54, archived)

Cock punching.

Romney vs Obama. Last man standing wins. Tears equal instant disqualification.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:25, archived)

this one appears to be made of haslet

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:42, archived)

have i mentioned that i hate you for moving to THE CORNWALLS?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:43, archived)

Where all the walls are knobbly and yellow... what?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:10, archived)

go and sit in the corner

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:18, archived)

I am sat in the corner, that's just where my computer in the office happens to be.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:20, archived)

that's what they want you to think

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:26, archived)

They did move me here specially. But my previous seat was the corner in the other room.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:27, archived)

out of sight, out of reach

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:31, archived)

I have been groped before, it's true.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:33, archived)

doing it to yourself doesn't count

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:36, archived)

Hahahah, no really. The Administrator has wandering hands.

She'd just been on a first aid course and was "testing if she'd be able to reach should I need the heimlich".

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:46, archived)

sue the bitch!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:51, archived)

Funnily enough, that IS her name.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:01, archived)

pfff!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:04, archived)

She's short, in her mid 50's and quite prominent in the Women's Institute, if that helps you picture the scene a bit better.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:06, archived)

I found the entire thing funny. It was in the middle of a crowed office with everyone watching too.

I was stood faffing with some papers on one of the desks and she just comes up behind me and with no warning starts wrapping her arms around my chest.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:05, archived)

that's clearly sexual harrassment

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:11, archived)

Just imagine if it had been the other way round

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:26, archived)

i'm sure even mu could do better

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:29, archived)

"even"

How very dare you.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:42, archived)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:51, archived)

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greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:35, archived)

Haha

ive always thought this, too :-D

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:37, archived)

I never really thought about it

but then saw a picture of Scrooge diving into his vault and it occurred to me that some attributes of cartoons go against the laws of physics. It's an outrage!

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greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:41, archived)

...and every action movie ever made :)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:43, archived)

poor rich duck

WOO!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:42, archived)

Ha!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:55, archived)

Ha ha ha ha.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:36, archived)

Duck Fails...a wooo!

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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:58, archived)

SFW

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMyk7MXsseg

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:42, archived)

We share the pain... welcome to the family

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LePingouin, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:15, archived)

Jedi in the rear view mirror may appear darker than they are.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:20, archived)

pfft

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:24, archived)

Look at the legal documents, you know it to be true.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:05, archived)

Simon Egg is happy

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Q4nobody, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:41, archived)

Hahahahahaha

What a slightly eccentric lovable geek he is!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:47, archived)

if a little bit precious...

if his twitter ramblings are anything to go by

(likeajackhammer, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:49, archived)

why, what's he been tweeting?

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Q4nobody, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:55, archived)

this was probably last year...

just seemed to get upset when people didn't textually ram their tongues in his bum when replying.

I can't think of an example, just remember thinking "why are you letting this get to you so much??!"

(likeajackhammer, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:36, archived)

^ this

watched Hot Fuzz at the weekend again. Funny guy

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Q4nobody, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:50, archived)

Hot Fuzz and Shawn Of The Dead just make me want to watch Spaced.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:22, archived)

big train FTW!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:26, archived)

burke and hare. trust me.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:45, archived)

Hahaha! Cracking!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:03, archived)

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:09, archived)

Sontar-Ha!

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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:08, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:38, archived)

His last words will never be known because his nurse didn't speak monster

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:50, archived)

I say, sir....

good show!

(likeajackhammer, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:50, archived)

but that's the monster

Frankenstein was the doctor.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:02, archived)

The death of a joke is in the explaining.

Lighten up - it's nearly Christmas.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:10, archived)

7 weeks to go

don't remind me.

baa humbug.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:56, archived)

Toffee eating lamb.

Can't wait to taste the meat. No need for mint sauce

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:58, archived)

it's already been ruined

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:59, archived)

Good-o.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:22, archived)

I'd assume that, since the Monster was sort of the "son" of the Doc,

the monster would take the father's surname. So he's technically Monster Frankenstein.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:35, archived)

Haha! Excellent point.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:45, archived)

classically he is referred to as Frankenstein's Monster

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:55, archived)

but what Thor said ;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:19, archived)

For the glory of Asguard?

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:25, archived)

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:20, archived)

Mmmm, breakfast.

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:28, archived)

\o/

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:37, archived)

TRIBS blade of Death

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:45, archived)

This explains relativity so that

even I can understand it. Thank you.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:59, archived)

Love it

And I don't care if it was the monster. Still love it. ;)

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Q4nobody, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:43, archived)

CHEDGE!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:11, archived)

haha brilliant Moley !!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:50, archived)

Stop being so talented.

Stop it.

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.Yeti., Tue 6 Nov 2012, 7:37, archived)

Congrats to your reddit fame as well.

www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/12q7im/albert_einstein/

Appears, somebody stole your karma though.

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Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:54, archived)

I'm back, and I'm worse.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 3:19, archived)

back?

What has been happen recently?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 4:39, archived)

Hahaha

it's like a dog, wearing clothes

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 4:46, archived)

The ratios of the BEAST!

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An Egg ,D, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 6:04, archived)

deposit phatomic

welcome back -- i hope the ban-hammer didn't leave any bruises.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:03, archived)

Glad to hear you're OK!

;)

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Q4nobody, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:47, archived)

I B& myself to protect Pedro and the mod dogs.

Long Live Mofahas and the fine face-swap photoshopateers!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:56, archived)

Hyperspace has certainly changed...

You can even dust crops if you want to.

(Radiobr It may be legal, but it is just not right..., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 2:59, archived)

Bloody wamp rats, get everywhere

Er I mean, Lol, star trek

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 4:39, archived)

Hyperspace-on-sea, Kent

(likeajackhammer, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:51, archived)

Next stop, the Republic...of France

(Radiobr It may be legal, but it is just not right..., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:58, archived)

Home for life

(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 23:42, archived)

Would a spider that large be able to support its own weight?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 23:58, archived)

what what what??

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 0:10, archived)

Ann Widdecombe is Britain's newest public paedo, see newsnight this evening

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 0:14, archived)

Think it could

(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 0:22, archived)

what about a tiny human

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 0:28, archived)

Think so it's all relative

(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 0:30, archived)

What about a hummingbird wearing a man's hat

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 0:34, archived)

lol

yeah they're pretty cool

(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 0:37, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 0:50, archived)

Would you care to see a few

humming birds from around here? A feeder at a place near Red Rocks amphitheater in Colorado.

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kombu dashi, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 4:23, archived)

A spider that large could support

the entire planet!

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An Egg ,D, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 2:47, archived)

the lead is not casting a shadow

THIS IS A BIG FAT PHONEY!!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 0:11, archived)

Dammit

(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 0:23, archived)

I'm back, and I'm worse

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 23:36, archived)

let's hope mofaha isn't underwater

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 23:55, archived)

you get internetz on the submarine?

seriously tho, I hope you didn't suffer anything from the hurricane

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 0:09, archived)

I hope he didn't just submerge again

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 0:34, archived)

6 nights without power.

It just came on a couple hours ago.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 1:16, archived)

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit man

welcome back

hope things are keeping together and not losing it

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 1:29, archived)

Helloooooo

Yea everything is fine thanks. Some people in the state will be out until the 9th, so we were pretty fortunate really.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 1:33, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 2:04, archived)

He lost weight then.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 3:22, archived)

See this right here is why you keep getting banned

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 5:05, archived)

seems a bit heavy handed to ban someone for an image like this.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:05, archived)

Welcome back sir

Glad to see you survived the sandies.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:28, archived)

Good to know you're ok

My cousin is on the waterfront and I think he's still out of power

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 2:05, archived)

Ow. Been there done that - Hurricane Fran, 1996

No damn fun. At all.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 2:33, archived)

I didn't know you lived in the States.

NY or NJ?

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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 4:38, archived)

snuggled into the armpit

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 4:46, archived)

Best of luck to you. My family was all in upstate when it hit, except my two sons in VA. My friend in Port Chester NY is reporting dire things there.

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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 4:58, archived)

Well I hope you and yours are all ok.

One of my neighbours had a photo of La Guardia that he'd taken the day after the storm hit. It looked like the runways were completely underwater.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 5:12, archived)

In fact I just found a similar pic

blog.jetblue.com/index.php/2012/10/30/recovering-from-hurricane-sandy/

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 5:13, archived)

Thanks! Everyone has checked in and all are okay. I think Port Chester has power, but finding gas is about impossible I hear- and the price went up 0.40 overnight.

Glad to hear that you're okay!

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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 5:31, archived)

*does happy dance*

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RedHouse over yonder, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:23, archived)

b3ta is dead...what?

Come back Moggy....what?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 3:15, archived)

Happy children take a moment to consider capital punishment

Hmm... this should be a challenge 'What Tradition Really Means...'

(Atatatatari IIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIII, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:29, archived)

I don't know what's going on

But that fire looks awesome

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:25, archived)

It's not a spider it's a goat... see!

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:25, archived)

That is strangely hypnotic.

Woo!

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monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:28, archived)

heckety heck!!

and click

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:29, archived)

This is making me pull a face

Well done too

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:29, archived)

Waaaaaaaay Tooo much time on your hands

Yay
*click*

(Atatatatari IIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIII, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:35, archived)

I am Tim Berners-Lee, and I approve this punnage.

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Ghoti Fingers, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:39, archived)

stunning

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4Q just lurking, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:43, archived)

Woo :)

(herman:D, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:52, archived)

As a former spidergoat researcher

I strongly approve of this message

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RedHouse over yonder, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 4:31, archived)

Both sites share a database...

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monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:09, archived)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:10, archived)

Very good

Is your brain ever inside the bloody box?

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:17, archived)

Are they using the world wide web?

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greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:21, archived)

Almost there...

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:51, archived)

seduced by the dark side...

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:09, archived)

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Frogbeat, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 23:39, archived)

I do love this!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 0:25, archived)

This makes me happy.

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Grampa, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 3:42, archived)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:47, archived)

Wow! Nicely done

*click*

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:52, archived)

ta beaucoup

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:59, archived)

That's awesome

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Tagnut loves pies, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:54, archived)

cheers

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:59, archived)

hahah

top fairying

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:54, archived)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:58, archived)

Hahaha

Awesome

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:56, archived)

cheers Jahled - how are the cats?

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:59, archived)

Toffee is very well; our new male puma :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 23:31, archived)

IT'S SO FLUFFY!!!

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:23, archived)

wow !!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 17:41, archived)

Jolly good!

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monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:14, archived)

ta :)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:26, archived)

This is bloody ace

*click*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:32, archived)

Haha that's fucking stellar :D

FP dammit!

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:46, archived)

Nicely :D

www.b3ta.com/board/10876249

(herman:D, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:53, archived)

WOW!

*click*

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Frogbeat, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 23:41, archived)

Oh, this is very good!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 23:42, archived)

POWAHHH!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 3:43, archived)

when you wish upon a Death Star

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:20, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!

Brilliant.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:49, archived)

After more than a few hours continuous use

my arse goes numb.

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joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:22, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:26, archived)

to confuse people, lol!

Why put the punchline to the joke in the heading, before the picture?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:31, archived)

because the parrots eat them all

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:32, archived)

Jamaica

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:34, archived)

In Dorset?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 23:22, archived)

It was

assaulted

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Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:33, archived)

blue icing is fucking rank

nearly as bad as black

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:31, archived)

I had a minor panic when I forgot I'd eaten a load of black iced cakes one Halloween

Didn't quite get to the point of visiting the bum doctor but it was close.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:33, archived)

hahahah

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:46, archived)

Once spent a bad night on Rum and Blackcurrant.

After way, way too much for my frail 16 stone form, the sickening occurred and spent the rest of the night freaked out, thinking I had been throwing up blood. Oh how I laughed the next day, once the terror had subsided.

(Forsaken Pig Will return to lurking for money, or Monster Munch, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:47, archived)

Racist!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 22:02, archived)

~~are~~
;)

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Tagnut loves pies, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:48, archived)

more than cocking up the order of it all!

i heartilly wish I'd dun this,

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joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:55, archived)

(herman:D, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 19:22, archived)

(herman:D, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 19:23, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqJmP7PcaUw

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 19:33, archived)

(herman:D, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 20:00, archived)

fucknam style

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 20:02, archived)

these am all good

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 20:56, archived)

hahahaha

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 4 Nov 2012, 19:45, archived)

hahaha

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 19:48, archived)

Just need to pea this to get it out the way

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 20:18, archived)

Han wins at 'soggy biscuit' every time.

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 20:36, archived)

Nicely =]

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Frogbeat, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 23:41, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!

This is wonderful.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:51, archived)

that sir...

is fuckin' S K I L L

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bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:21, archived)

not much, but i am bored

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 18:17, archived)

Dave? Is that you?

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Ghoti Fingers, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 18:19, archived)

well that my perception fucked

for the next coupla' week - Woo Yeah!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 18:22, archived)

I had one of these.

The cup holder broke :(

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 18:38, archived)

well it certainly is hybrid...

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 18:41, archived)

how do you drive it :D

(herman:D, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 19:14, archived)

you don't, but it seats 14

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 19:45, archived)

With the way you re-imagine women and cars

Your mind must be like M.C. Escher's favourite lad's mag.

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 4 Nov 2012, 19:19, archived)

Someone had his IKEA instructions upside down

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 19:46, archived)

i got a buy one / get one deal on two incomplete open-box kits

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 19:52, archived)

Two hex keys and only half the screws

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 20:31, archived)

nah, you can't beat a classic

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 20:52, archived)

or, more muscle

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 20:53, archived)

:D YAY!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:09, archived)

Makes me think of...

Aimee Mann

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 23:29, archived)

Click for bigger (175 kb)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:10, archived)

I'm having a brainwrong

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:26, archived)

Is this

before or after the crash?

(Atatatatari IIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIII, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 21:24, archived)

this is fucking with my brain

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 1:30, archived)

I wish this was real.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 3:45, archived)

is that an original Picarso?

...

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mikemystery blames the parents, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 7:07, archived)

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