Bloody Hell, it's my B3ta decade! Have the obligatory magenta CDC! :)
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Evil Bastardo,
Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:08,
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Rob doesn't care about us anymore, screw him in the outhole
Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:32,
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I won't hear such nonsenseour Fuhrer loves us all
( Elvis impersonator,
Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:37,
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Thanks!I keep blowing, but the candles aren't going out, and that soul sucking stare doesn't change.
( Evil Bastardo,
Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:44,
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Merry day of candlenessmassesYou only liked 78 pictures in 10 years?
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hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW,
Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:29,
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Thanks!I know, I really must get on more often, and click more!
( Evil Bastardo,
Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:46,
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Cheers. I remember when this was all fields......
( Evil Bastardo,
Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:47,
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Cock-o!Happy candles old one, stay for wed :)
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:43,
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Thanks. I had thought that it was quite good timing given wednesdays plans.
( Evil Bastardo,
Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:48,
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well done on a decade of arseing around.*does dance*
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:46,
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And to you sir. It's dedication like ours that puts these youngsters to shame! Here's to 10 more years. :)
( Evil Bastardo,
Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:48,
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just 10 more years?you seem to be mistaken in thinking that this is a democracy.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:33,
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You're so old, you've lost a pube !happy candles
(
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:55,
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It's floating in the urinal, or stuck to the toilet seat. Thanks!
( Evil Bastardo,
Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:28,
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Cheers.Remember, you're only as old as the photo you shop. Or words to that effect....
( Evil Bastardo,
Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:29,
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Thanks fellow old timer. These young whippersnappers ey! I remember when you were kneehigh to a grasshopper.
( Evil Bastardo,
Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:30,
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Happy B3ta Decade!...I just realised I've managed to completely miss mine... :(
(
Henny,
Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:47,
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Cheers!Sadly, I had mine in my calendar for some reason.
( Evil Bastardo,
Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:40,
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He could almost do with a ring on his ringer...woo
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:56,
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Hooray!:D
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:30,
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Shitting in a bottle, yeahShitting in a bottle, yeeeah
(
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:47,
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haha brilliant!!
(
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Tue 27 Nov 2012, 11:09,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Cyber Toothed Tigers"){kind=small}
OPEN MY HEAD...OPEN HEAD...OPEN MY HEAD...OPEN HEAD...OPEN MY HEAD...OPEN HEAD...OPEN MY HEAD...
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 26 Nov 2012, 3:56,
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LET THE SKYFALL
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Mon 26 Nov 2012, 4:14,
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The great outdoors
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Mon 26 Nov 2012, 4:36,
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a few years later
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Mon 26 Nov 2012, 4:47,
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His hair hasn't changed
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Mon 26 Nov 2012, 4:57,
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:D..............................................................................................................................................................................o/...........................seeya's
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 26 Nov 2012, 5:16,
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You might think it's refraction, but it's actually recursion....muhuhuhahahaaa!
This has to be the weirdest place on the internet
(
Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯,
Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:06,
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nicedid you make this specially for your 9th b3taday?
( 4Q just lurking,
Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:28,
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The old pointing a video camera at a TV that it's connected to trick? Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Mon 26 Nov 2012, 1:17,
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yup! and I was humming the DoctorWho theme tune whilst I was doing it...
(,
Mon 26 Nov 2012, 9:35,
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Cool.A couple of interesting things to try (if your camera supports it):
- zoom right in to the screen and point it slightly off-centre -- a weird fractal effect should start to appear.
- enable the 'inverted colours' mode -- you get a cool strobe effect.
(- zoom right in to the screen and point it slightly off-centre -- a weird fractal effect should start to appear.
- enable the 'inverted colours' mode -- you get a cool strobe effect.
Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Mon 26 Nov 2012, 10:48,
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this camera is too shit to do anything really interesting..."- zoom right in to the screen and point it slightly off-centre -- a weird fractal effect should start to appear."
agreed, some of the best effects are found whilst doing a dolly zoom whilst the Point of Focus is just off centre ;)
"- enable the 'inverted colours' mode -- you get a cool strobe effect." not tried that.
Did capture a nice one a while ago with the same cam:-
img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/imagesuser/frac000_optimass.gif
(,
Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:14,
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agreed, some of the best effects are found whilst doing a dolly zoom whilst the Point of Focus is just off centre ;)
"- enable the 'inverted colours' mode -- you get a cool strobe effect." not tried that.
Did capture a nice one a while ago with the same cam:-
img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/imagesuser/frac000_optimass.gif
Nice!The first effect I mentioned happens when zoomed right in, strange pixellated patterns start to appear (like the ones pictured on this Wikipedia article) that don't seem to bear any relation to the input signal.
( Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:18,
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yeah...found those using a vhs camcorder and an old crt tv back at Uni;
they're really far out maaan :P
(,
Mon 26 Nov 2012, 23:50,
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they're really far out maaan :P
I'm at work right now. Put it on /talk then thought I should do an image version.
Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:37,
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Russs HHIHIihiiiblurrI think you'll find it is my job to sit next to people.
People who make 'bending down old bloke' noises every time they move.
People who Breathe heavily.
People who read the Daily Mail out loud just under their breath, barely audible to the human ear.
People who grab your arm to make sure you are listening.
People who tell you the same story about Mick Jagger that you've heard from them before.
People who sit and peel a pile of 3 or 4 oranges.
People who show you racist and unfunny jokes on their phones.
People who sit watching a sketch show with headphones on (it's quiet), and they occasionally turn to you and repeat the punchlines of a show you aren't watching and can't hear but want to watch later.
People who keep talking to you about sport, even though you tell them you have no idea what they're talking about because you don't follow it, but they continue to tell you anyway.
People who lean over and read from your screen while you're typing. Yes, you. I'm talking about you.
People who I might try and kill with a hammer.
(People who make 'bending down old bloke' noises every time they move.
People who Breathe heavily.
People who read the Daily Mail out loud just under their breath, barely audible to the human ear.
People who grab your arm to make sure you are listening.
People who tell you the same story about Mick Jagger that you've heard from them before.
People who sit and peel a pile of 3 or 4 oranges.
People who show you racist and unfunny jokes on their phones.
People who sit watching a sketch show with headphones on (it's quiet), and they occasionally turn to you and repeat the punchlines of a show you aren't watching and can't hear but want to watch later.
People who keep talking to you about sport, even though you tell them you have no idea what they're talking about because you don't follow it, but they continue to tell you anyway.
People who lean over and read from your screen while you're typing. Yes, you. I'm talking about you.
People who I might try and kill with a hammer.
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:40,
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My name is Jacob Dyer and it is my job to sit next to people.
People who make 'bending down old bloke' noises every time they move.
People who Breathe heavily.
People who read the Daily Mail out loud just under their breath, barely audible to the human ear.
People who grab your arm to make sure you are listening.
People who tell you the same story about Mick Jagger that you've heard from them before.
People who sit and peel a pile of 3 or 4 oranges.
People who show you racist and unfunny jokes on their phones.
People who sit watching a sketch show with headphones on (it's quiet), and they occasionally turn to you and repeat the punchlines of a show you aren't watching and can't hear but want to watch later.
People who keep talking to you about sport, even though you tell them you have no idea what they're talking about because you don't follow it, but they continue to tell you anyway.
People who lean over and read from your screen while you're typing. Yes, you. I'm talking about you.
People who I might try and kill with a hammer.
(People who make 'bending down old bloke' noises every time they move.
People who Breathe heavily.
People who read the Daily Mail out loud just under their breath, barely audible to the human ear.
People who grab your arm to make sure you are listening.
People who tell you the same story about Mick Jagger that you've heard from them before.
People who sit and peel a pile of 3 or 4 oranges.
People who show you racist and unfunny jokes on their phones.
People who sit watching a sketch show with headphones on (it's quiet), and they occasionally turn to you and repeat the punchlines of a show you aren't watching and can't hear but want to watch later.
People who keep talking to you about sport, even though you tell them you have no idea what they're talking about because you don't follow it, but they continue to tell you anyway.
People who lean over and read from your screen while you're typing. Yes, you. I'm talking about you.
People who I might try and kill with a hammer.
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:49,
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ARGH! WORLDS COLLIDE! I DIDN'T LIKE IT!
( Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:51,
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I think you'll find that my name is chloe smith and i live in norwich. it is fantastic.But I hate
People who make 'bending down old bloke' noises every time they move.
People who Breathe heavily.
People who read the Daily Mail out loud just under their breath, barely audible to the human ear.
People who grab your arm to make sure you are listening.
People who tell you the same story about Mick Jagger that you've heard from them before.
People who sit and peel a pile of 3 or 4 oranges.
People who show you racist and unfunny jokes on their phones.
People who sit watching a sketch show with headphones on (it's quiet), and they occasionally turn to you and repeat the punchlines of a show you aren't watching and can't hear but want to watch later.
People who keep talking to you about sport, even though you tell them you have no idea what they're talking about because you don't follow it, but they continue to tell you anyway and then they burn your neck, I don't like that.
People who lean over and read from your screen while you're typing. Yes, you. I'm talking about you.
People who I might try and kill with a hammer.
(People who make 'bending down old bloke' noises every time they move.
People who Breathe heavily.
People who read the Daily Mail out loud just under their breath, barely audible to the human ear.
People who grab your arm to make sure you are listening.
People who tell you the same story about Mick Jagger that you've heard from them before.
People who sit and peel a pile of 3 or 4 oranges.
People who show you racist and unfunny jokes on their phones.
People who sit watching a sketch show with headphones on (it's quiet), and they occasionally turn to you and repeat the punchlines of a show you aren't watching and can't hear but want to watch later.
People who keep talking to you about sport, even though you tell them you have no idea what they're talking about because you don't follow it, but they continue to tell you anyway and then they burn your neck, I don't like that.
People who lean over and read from your screen while you're typing. Yes, you. I'm talking about you.
People who I might try and kill with a hammer.
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:53,
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I must apologise...I dont know you yet you clearly work in my office !
( paranoiaman,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:41,
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I must apologiseI don't work in your office but I do steal appliances therein.
( discomeats This canoe,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:41,
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Easiest chop ever:
I probably shouldn't be proud of this: https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=facepoop&tbm=isch (warning: first result is literal face poop, 2nd is mine)
geordiecoder,
Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:27,
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Do you think that is actual poop on face there?In teenage years I discovered that if you put a Mars Bar in your pocket for a couple of hours then squish it around for a while, you can squeeze it out of one opened end of the wrapper to resemble a fresh jobbie.
(
Shlvng,
Mon 26 Nov 2012, 1:21,
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You've got it right there.Just like the fake donkeys they use.
{;-)
({;-)
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 26 Nov 2012, 1:41,
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You're suggesting the poop may not be real?Next you'll be telling me Santa doesn't exist :'(
( geordiecoder,
Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:13,
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Are you drunk at work? Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:53,
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I wish. Either that or pumped up on PCP.
( Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:54,
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No, let me kill them first. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:54,
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You need lifeGo for a ride, these guys have been around since 1903:
www.yonkersmotorcycleclub.net/
(www.yonkersmotorcycleclub.net/
Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 23:33,
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Whenever any of those events happenIt's because the perpetrators are possessed by the ghost of Hitler, and Hitler is getting his revenge on the world.
To rid everyone of the ghost of Hitler shout at the top of your voice "Verpiss weg von meinem Arschloch" *.
*Results may vary
(To rid everyone of the ghost of Hitler shout at the top of your voice "Verpiss weg von meinem Arschloch" *.
*Results may vary
Tagnut loves pies,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 23:34,
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*google translates, pisses self laughing*
( Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 23:41,
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Today I got Google to translate"Deep Throat" into Russian and clicked the listen button. I though it sounded onomatopoeic: translate.google.co.uk/#en/ru/Deep%20throat
Disclaimer: I have no idea what "Deep Throat" sounds like.
(Disclaimer: I have no idea what "Deep Throat" sounds like.
geordiecoder,
Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:32,
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hah to pwork mate!
(
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Tue 27 Nov 2012, 11:15,
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Dare I...
...runs.
Edit: I came up with it after seeing this 'cheery' little compilation:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5I9izys2ek
Ooops think I've upset /links people.
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:07,
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Haha, perfect :)
(
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:16,
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PfftI can see your Rs from here
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:16,
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You want to be Pirate of the Year? Do they just give it to the guy with the fattest parrot?
(
da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:52,
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'Yeah, *you* four-eyes!'
(
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 21:17,
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No problemMore top hats and tails, less furry yiffer stuff, and you'll fit in fine
( boris the spider,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:27,
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All credit to CockweaselI merely dressed her, he's the style genius
( boris the spider,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:26,
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I remember when I tried doing something in his style.
It didn't work out so well.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:28,
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I would also like to express my sorry-ness
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 17:48,
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Yes, but they weren't palindromicYou gotta change it, quick! *shivers*
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 18:41,
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AAAAGH THE LIGHTNING BOLT'S NOT IN THE MIDDLE! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 18:46,
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HahahaNow this I'd consider an animal upgrade :)
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:14,
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hahaha.....Checks to make sure my amp is off......... 7 times....
(,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:05,
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No no noamps go up to 11...
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:14,
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My reply is late due to the fact I have to keep rereading it to check its correctness and suitable size for the board.
This rang a bell for me......so I went to Viz issue 198, and...
i50.tinypic.com/esmexy.jpg
(,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:13,
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i50.tinypic.com/esmexy.jpg
Balls :(Ah well, if it's bindun, I'm glad it was Viz!
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:15,
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I remember this!Thought it was familiar. Good job though!
( Willmot laid a scotch egg,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:35,
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hahaha fantastic
(
charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:23,
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:D what is this, spang sunday?
(
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:27,
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HahahahahThat is fuckin win at everything. :D
(
slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck.,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:34,
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With songs such as:Flick of the Switch (off and on and off and on and off and on and off)
House is on Fire (aw man, I did leave the gas on)
(House is on Fire (aw man, I did leave the gas on)
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 23:47,
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.............. !
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 16:15,
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*headdesks* Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 16:16,
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oh for the love of god...I thought my puns were bad. I've been outclassed here.
(
enceladus,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 16:19,
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Paul P's comedy account?
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 16:27,
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CorrrSomeone had a big lunch
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 16:44,
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cracking shit rucksack :)
(
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Tue 27 Nov 2012, 11:18,
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haha...there are times when I really think I should make a spang pic.
edit: I just remembered I DID make one a while ago...
I think you've earned it.
(edit: I just remembered I DID make one a while ago...
I think you've earned it.
enceladus,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 16:05,
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Panishmentmay be more appropriate....
(
social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 18:29,
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haha...was there a long-necked dog image challenge I missed?
( enceladus,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 16:13,
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If there was, I unfortunately missed it. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 16:14,
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at the moment I think you and Haku are neck and neck for first place.
( enceladus,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 16:17,
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sounds great Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 16:12,
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Pfft'Ee's 'aving a giraffe!!
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 16:45,
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Pffffffffffffffffffffffft
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 20:40,
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be ashamed. be very ashamed. Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:22,
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chomp!reminds me of the blue meanies in Yellow Submarine...
( enceladus,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:23,
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"We feel baby Nigel would be much happier with a nice white family"
Ukip are not closet racists - official
Cor, quiet round here, innit?
enceladus,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 13:22,
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Everyone's shattered after the dance-off.
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 13:24,
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The whole thing is a fucking dick.UKIP are wankers, and this has played straight into their hands; they CAN moan about being oppressed, point to it being political correctness gone mad, and the rest of it, because it fucking is.
It also gives cunts that say the country's going to hell in a handcart something to point to as well.
(It also gives cunts that say the country's going to hell in a handcart something to point to as well.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 14:07,
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....a handcart pushed by an EC migrant workeron below minimum wage, no doubt.
( enceladus,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 14:37,
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it's ok, he's on the dole in both countriesARG ARG ! I'm INFECTED!! ARG!
*runs off to bleach factory*
(*runs off to bleach factory*
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 18:42,
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that's the spirit!your Ukip membership form is in the post.
( enceladus,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 19:51,
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is that Sade?quite liked Smooth Operator but not much else :)
( Elvis impersonator,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 14:17,
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dunno, but she's nice Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 14:20,
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looks like her, doesn't it? - I think she's just a stock photo lady...
( enceladus,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 14:33,
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Looks like her pigtails are too tight hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 14:59,
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No idea, who cares she's gorgeous. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 17:41,
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there are times when i feel it'd be better to wipe the planet and start again with sloths Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:02,
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sloths can be gits too though
hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:05,
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yes, but they're too damn lazy to do anything about it Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:07,
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heheh...I had an encounter with a few sloths in Panama over the summer. They go green with algae cos they move so slowly.
( enceladus,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:22,
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i saw a great pic of one in national geographicit was a proper 2-tone sloth, brown on one side and green on the other :)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:26,
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excellent.I got some photos of one up a tree with a little baby. Not exactly National Geographic quality, though...
( enceladus,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:30,
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i used to look at itfor pics of sharks
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:36,
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Here's my effort:
The head you can see is the young one clinging to its mother. Aw...
enceladus,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:42,
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nice!glad you explained it, i thought for a minute i was looking at slow-motion animal porn :D
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:46,
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um, yeah...now you've got me wondering if I misinterpreted was I was looking at!
( enceladus,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:48,
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then my work here is done Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:53,
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*wonders whether to change title in albumfrom 'mother and child' to 'two sloths shagging'*
( enceladus,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:57,
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if it makes you feel any betteri'm pretty sure that sloths, as a species, don't have sex face to face
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:59,
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there's no purer love than sloth love Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 16:01,
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Hardly Proves they're not:"David Cameron caused a row in 2006 when he labelled Ukip "closet racists" but this month a poll showed that 26% of Tories would "seriously consider" voting Ukip if there was a general election tomorrow. "
(,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:20,
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Can it be switched to "blow"?I'm asking for a friend.
( geordiecoder,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 10:13,
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it depends does he want to inflate his scrotum?
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 10:32,
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he like to alternatebetween suck and blow for variety
edit: now also wants to inflate scrotum
(edit: now also wants to inflate scrotum
geordiecoder,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 10:43,
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he's going to want to use the attachmentin those rocks
(
zog why change it now?,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 15:20,
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Notif the cat represents a text only browser.Do I get a geek point for that?
(,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 1:40,
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