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# am it sexeh tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 2:40, archived)
# OH PLZ NO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 3:06, archived)
# Class!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 3:07, archived)
# OH HELL
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 3:46, archived)
# Filth!

(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 10:44, archived)
# Alsace (France) timelapse
https://vimeo.com/51211140
(pepperjul, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 1:47, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK?
Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 1:50, archived)
# it's 01:52
...do you know where your tits are?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 1:52, archived)
# He has a powerful weapon He charges a million a shot, An assassin that's second to none, The man with the golden gun.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 1:54, archived)
# You seem to have mistaken this for
www.b3ta.com/links/896974
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 2:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 3:05, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 3:07, archived)
# yummy!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 3:18, archived)
# would you like to be totally grossed out with hamburgers?
Okay. Google images 'five guys' and 'in-and-out'

I had not heard of those until five minutes ago.
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 4:10, archived)
# I was expecting a 'lemonparty' type thing
I don't know if I'm dissapointed or hungry....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 9:32, archived)
# But there's no juicy anus or anus of any kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 10:15, archived)
# Am it teim for gay shift yet?


Bloo robot thing needs CDC.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 23:05, archived)
# He feels Robo-CDC pain in his soul
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 23:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 23:47, archived)
# IRON WANG
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 23:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 23:33, archived)
# mullet centaur FUCK time as well :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 23:28, archived)
# CENTAUR BASE YES
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 2:17, archived)
# gheysheeft!


Click for bigger (199 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 2:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 1:50, archived)
# Snap!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 8:03, archived)
# Technology Cat does technology!

(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 21:28, archived)
# needs a mouse
and click
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 21:34, archived)
# Haha
I only took three minutes to realise that was a joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 21:54, archived)
# CatSwipe enabled. Nice.
Hope that screen is scratch-proof.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 21:51, archived)
# :D
he should have a rest. or this might happen: img.pr0gramm.com/2012/07/m19vnl-2exyhc1.gif

oops, sorry, i didn't realise the bigness in that link - 3MB!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 22:15, archived)
# 'steals for desktop'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 22:17, archived)
# This is my LSD Hell
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 22:30, archived)
# This is my FLUFFY Heaven
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 23:09, archived)
# i'll have what he's having
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 23:12, archived)
# Tabby?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 3:25, archived)
# this is the lane where I live (near Malmesbury)


flood's got a bit deep...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 21:12, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 21:16, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 21:34, archived)
# It looks real
edit: just needs bridge and helicopter...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 21:16, archived)
# HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 21:19, archived)
# i tried that
didn't work
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 21:51, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 22:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Ah, Oxford.
City of dreaming sharks....
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 0:42, archived)
# Ooooh
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 21:17, archived)
# That is awesome
and bad luck :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 21:25, archived)
# luckily our house is up on the left :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 21:33, archived)
# High ground!
I'm a smug cunt because I live at the top of London, nice and high, but the weather has truly sucked of late for everyone else. Just before Christmas to be flooded and completely fucked as well. Bastard times :/
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 21:48, archived)
# Steel toed boots might be a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 21:25, archived)
# They're fucking everywhere!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 21:35, archived)
# haha, nice
we're gonna need a bigger goat
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 21:39, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 21:50, archived)
# haha, nice
I used to work in Malmesbury
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 21:38, archived)
# nice town
we're in a village about 3 miles east
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 21:51, archived)
# Minety?
I'm in Swindon
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 22:00, archived)
# Great Somerford
must meet up in old town sometime
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 22:24, archived)
# haha, nice
mini-bash!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 22:38, archived)
# haha nice
i mean your gif is nice, not your flood
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 21:53, archived)
# I remember being so freaked out the first time I watched that.
Was it Blue Planet or Planet Earth? Either way kick-ass gif :D
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 26 Nov 2012, 22:42, archived)
# i KNOW THAT LANE
I do not know how to operate caps lock, however
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 1:51, archived)
# Guffaw
(InflammableHound may be recorded for training porpoises, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 20:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 20:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Squirrels speak Spanish.
This missive is lost on them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 20:42, archived)
# Berne not Berner
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 20:44, archived)
# NIBBLE ME
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 20:51, archived)
# can't believe i missed the disco :(
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 20:58, archived)
# A pig, in a cage, on antibiotics
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 21:35, archived)
# A cat tied to a stick, driven into frozen winter shit...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 21:42, archived)
# I'm confused and disgusted
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 21:47, archived)
# a bit early for sexy time, isn't it?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 21:54, archived)
# well
I think a limited amount of sexy time would be acceptable
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 21:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 26 Nov 2012, 22:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 20:04, archived)
# Hurrah!
Judging by the noises from my back garden, a lot of our neighbourhood cats are in the same kind of mood as Kitler
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 20:06, archived)
# Oh no.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 20:25, archived)
# Your brain is wonderfully mental
have a click
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 20:19, archived)
#

Thanks. She was named by Fresh Water Mole, but he doesn't know about it................................................................................yet.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 20:28, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 20:34, archived)
# (now he does and takes full blame)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 20:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 20:39, archived)
# Now THAT is romance.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 20:42, archived)
# Shit has gone FAR beyond real!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 20:57, archived)
# The best stories are the ones that are never told.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 21:01, archived)
# Madonna's World Tour 2016 poster?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 20:26, archived)
# So close it's scary.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 20:29, archived)
# So full of love.
although she's aged a bit.

Which gives me an excuse to flop this here-

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAQH804JUJY
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 20:28, archived)
# SILF
...?...!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 20:31, archived)
# Hooray!
You made her real....
I wonder how many people know her sister is called Agnes....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 20:29, archived)
# Her deformed breasts are driving me mad.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 20:32, archived)
# In a good way?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 21:44, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 20:43, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 20:55, archived)
# tonsil boobs
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 20:53, archived)
# She must have weapons in there.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 20:57, archived)
# DON'T ENTER THE TEMPLE
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 21:02, archived)
# The pink doors are wide open.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 21:07, archived)
# I am arouse
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 21:36, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 21:39, archived)
# I thought it was just a typo when I bought the damn things...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 18:24, archived)
# I think you've had enought to drink
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 18:25, archived)
# Of course everyone loves
AgaDoo
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 18:29, archived)
# PUSH THE PINEAPPLE, MOTHERFUCKER
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 18:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 18:53, archived)
# Don't pull the chord, for the love of god don't pull the-
*ppppplllfffffft*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 19:26, archived)
# <ahem>
cord
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 19:56, archived)
# Feel better?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 20:18, archived)
# Sorry dude :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 19:57, archived)
# There can't be very many things left that haven't bindun
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 22:11, archived)
# *buys twelvety for grumpy bastard friends*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 20:55, archived)
# haha gotta love poundland :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 27 Nov 2012, 10:58, archived)
# It's the best*
(*) For cheap tat that you really don't need
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:48, archived)
# Gosh.. it went on the front page
I need a lie down now
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 17:12, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 17:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 17:32, archived)
# I want one
It would look great on my dogwood desk
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 18:26, archived)
# aha
looks painful
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 18:28, archived)
# Byootiful!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 18:32, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 20:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 17:02, archived)
# Be(a)st of all the iallities
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 17:38, archived)
# Rabbits love a lettuce.
Edit: Like its' expression after the batteries were inserted.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 19:22, archived)
# Not noticed this stuff before today...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:48, archived)
# Distilled hangover in its purest form...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:58, archived)
# That's Norty!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 17:09, archived)
# D'oof! *cowers and winces*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 18:27, archived)
# fuckn tasty!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 27 Nov 2012, 11:01, archived)
# Mick Wood
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:45, archived)
# nice :)
also..

(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:48, archived)
# This deserves more woo.
(Mr MacTarpaulinsmythe, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 18:06, archived)
# woo(d)!
Ronniejagger?
(I helped save b3ta! geordiecoder, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 19:05, archived)
# Michael Mick Caine Jagger I think?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 27 Nov 2012, 11:03, archived)
# eeeeep!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 27 Nov 2012, 11:02, archived)
# And I don't.
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:22, archived)
# have you tried turning it off and on again?
edit: you could always give the ram pack a wobble
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Pop a matchbox underneath worked for me...
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:35, archived)
# A piece of blu-tak...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 17:03, archived)
# ^standard fix
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 19:24, archived)
# big rubber band round the whole thing.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 3:31, archived)
# watch out though!!!
I did that once with the joystick port and completely fried my speccy... bad day that was...
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 27 Nov 2012, 11:04, archived)
# I never have
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Nicely.
Although "anymore"... Grr...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:28, archived)
# T = Battenburg
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Y = Battenburg fallen over
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 17:54, archived)
# It's antibattenburg
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 18:26, archived)
# Awesome!
I learned to code on a ZX-81.
Please tell me you've had this made into a real t-shirt.
Oh, and have a click!
(I helped save b3ta! geordiecoder, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:37, archived)
# ^this
except for the "learning to code" bit
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:43, archived)
# Just thought it would look nice...
...and a suitable background would be a t-shirt, as a geektastic statement. Could do I suppose...*gets yellow pages*
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 17:08, archived)
# Just so you know,
I would definitely buy one.
(I helped save b3ta! geordiecoder, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 17:54, archived)
# *Strokes Chin*
A short run might be a tenner each - I'll look into it. One's I've had done before were top notch, from Peco in Leeds.
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 18:46, archived)
# Ok it's a deal
Might even buy 2 if I'm feeling flush.
(I helped save b3ta! geordiecoder, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 19:07, archived)
# I'm in.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 19:58, archived)
# Hell
And indeed, yes. I would definitely punt up a tenner for one. Learned to program on the ZX-81 also. We had blue electrician's tape around ours to hold the power plug in.
(Mosh Worldwide traveller and random mentalist, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 23:43, archived)
# oh, oh, oh
Me four!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 0:43, archived)
# SOLD!
Ok
Long number
5421 4768 3513 2811
Expiry date
07/17
3 numbers on the back
428

I look forward to receiving my purchase.
(Figmaus, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 0:58, archived)
# I, too...
...am looking forward to receiving your purchases! :-)
(H4X0r falsified timestamp on, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 3:23, archived)
# I really hope
that these are not your credit card details. If it is then I suggest you delete it immediately.
(ianisme, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:01, archived)
# Do you really think I would be that stupid...
It's the details of a card I reported stolen last week, anyone who tryed to use it should be expecting a knock at the door anytime now.
(Figmaus, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:14, archived)
# And me.
I could see this working.
(WillI'mNot logs in twice a year, every year, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 20:03, archived)
# I understand computers
they just don't understand me
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:41, archived)
# yeah it's all got a bit complicated since the days of old
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:47, archived)
# How many colours????
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 17:04, archived)
# make it on a t-shirt for fat men and you've got a sale
(waxdart hello., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 17:07, archived)
# You are lucky.
It's people I don't get.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 17:13, archived)
# totaly buy one mate
let me know the score and I'll chuck you some cash. Thats a great image :-)
(jam13007, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 7:14, archived)
# HoHoHo
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:13, archived)
# Oof!
He's up to something that could seriously disrupt the Christmas schedule...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Creeeeeepy....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:40, archived)
# Who's face is it?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Father Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Eeeep!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:34, archived)
# omg jimme was a pedo lol, he fkcs kids n everfing
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Eagle iPhone
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:01, archived)
# angry bird, right there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:07, archived)
# Yeah, I think eagles only do angry
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:12, archived)
# and hotel california
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:16, archived)
# and esteemed military service
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:32, archived)
# how dapper!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:40, archived)
# Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:00, archived)
# that bird has chesticles
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:09, archived)
# The result of a long and successful career
Everyone knows a long and successful career in the army gives you chesticles
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:51, archived)
# Looks like you just missed commemorating your 10,000th post. :-/
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:33, archived)
# Oh bollocks :(
I think this was my first post, so it's fitting it should be my 10,001st.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Very nice. :) A tribue to Atomic, I take it?
I only saw your post count because I was checking to see if you'd done any more Peanuts Apocalypse cartoons. I'd love to see some new ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:47, archived)
# Now THAT is romance.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Have a Bird of Pray
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:24, archived)
# Brilliant!!
Clicky
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:23, archived)
# Cheers, man
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Wow
Rhythmic headbob/pecking

Reminds me of the Record Store cats.

In a good way.

But with an eagle.

And an iPhone.

Playing Angry Birds.
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Made me think of Pilkington's dancing

(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Nice one, I hadn't seen that before
Quality
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Silly bird, you're gonna damage the screen! *clicky*
Also, did you mention eagle-eye?

(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Haha, cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Nice.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:02, archived)
# \o
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:09, archived)
# I liked this, by the way
I just realised I was being rude and posting in your thread without saying that :) He'll break his screen if he's not careful, though
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Thanks
I'll let you off this time :P
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:11, archived)
# I do that all the time. Bad habit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:17, archived)
# I did it right there, for example.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:18, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:22, archived)
# OFF
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:22, archived)
# MU
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:22, archived)
# Love you Ham Shank :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:33, archived)
# Guten Tag, meine imaginären Freunde!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:50, archived)
# germintrude sounds like getting shagged by a manky cock
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:51, archived)
# Or, in German:
"Analischeintruderinmitdercockenverschmutzt" as it's commonly known.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:54, archived)
# german, such a poetic language
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:56, archived)
# the language of love
and fear and confusion.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:00, archived)
# fear and confusion is what love is all about
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:02, archived)
# I thought that was sex
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:33, archived)
# No it's all about the Hokey cokey.
That's what it's all about.
(waxdart hello., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Put your left arm in?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:44, archived)
# that, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:40, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:54, archived)
# psssst...
Those're Belgian flags.

Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:47, archived)
# No they're not...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Ha!
I hate to say it, but the stripes are still in the wrong order...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:02, archived)
# No they're not...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Hah! You were praying for those comments weren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:38, archived)
# 10 out of 10 for effort, but still no cigar
See me
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:13, archived)
# Those sneaky bloody Germins. They've swapped over the red and yellow stripes...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:26, archived)
# I give up...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Haha win!
Pssst...it's back to front
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Happy now? Damnit!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:55, archived)
# Poor cow doesn't know if she's coming or going
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:58, archived)
# !ooM
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:00, archived)
# !
out
of
memory
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:25, archived)
# I'm enjoying this thread immensely.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:44, archived)
# Well spotted.
I stand corrected, and have no excuse for my usual high standards of research and attention to detail slipping in this case. I intend to retire to my cellar and thrash myself until I've learned my lesson.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:53, archived)
# Demon Internet had two COWS (Center Of World Servers)
which they named one Ermin and the other Trude

/useless geek fact of the day
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Das Germintrude ist einen kowzen!
Wunderbar!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Arse tits!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:38, archived)
# You've been at the toilet duck again, haven't you?
haven't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:40, archived)
# oooh you and yer lah-di-dah expensive brands of toilet cleaners
*tesco value :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:46, archived)
# Keef!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:17, archived)
# Take off. I gotta re-educate some of the brothers!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:20, archived)
# is it bad that i know exactly what film and scene that quote is from?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Depends on the film.
Is it Alien 3?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:46, archived)
# yes it is
in my defense, it was part of a boxset
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:47, archived)
# It's a fine film
but depressing as hell
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:48, archived)
# i like the gritty realism and starkness of it
it's a nice counterpoint to the tooled-up nature of aliens
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:51, archived)
# Isn't that the bit where the big preacher guy bashes some skulls with a bit of pipe or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:50, archived)
# that's the bunny
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:50, archived)
# nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:22, archived)
# Micto!!
Cheers me dears ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:23, archived)
# Cocknose!
Hallo Ninjarella!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:31, archived)
# Moleypoo!!
\O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:32, archived)
# i gave general petraus a hand job behind the polar king
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:33, archived)
# He's literally a gibbering wreck!
You're a bit good at this, you know :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Thankee sir!
Top FP btw ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:02, archived)
# He's a mucky pup
!!!SUDDEN HELP REQUEST!!! Any B3ta members / lurkers with a camera, who live near Malton in North Yorks, contact / GAZ me asap please!
£monies£ are involved
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:01, archived)
# You've made him look younger
You clever clogs you.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:15, archived)
# Haha, actual improvement there
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:42, archived)
# the face of a quagaar warrior
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:46, archived)
# looks like they dug up mother theresa
:D
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:18, archived)
# 'shopped
images only!
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:47, archived)
# well that's scared the manure out of me
time to drop the kids off...
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 27 Nov 2012, 11:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Cant jump anymore, and would rust. I've not really thought this through properly.....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Don't worry, you can REBUILD HIM.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:00, archived)
# we made him into a rug.
(waxdart hello., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Rascal: Resurrection
'Nings. Been a long time. That is probably no excuse for this though.

(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:10, archived)
# oh yes.....
that is superb!

w/y/h!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:26, archived)
# any excuse is a good excuse :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:27, archived)
# Woo
nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:28, archived)
# Crivens!
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:31, archived)
# Nicely Done
Deadly fluff and Giger in a single post.

Not sure if I should fear or give yiffy panther hugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:34, archived)
# Cheers,
kindly Betans! I feared a roasting. Relieved yet oddly disappointed now

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:37, archived)
# Gaah! You Cunt
This is shite and youre gay.

That better?
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:48, archived)
# That
is more like it!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:03, archived)
# That's a bit WOAAAAHH
amazing work
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:02, archived)
# rawr
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:09, archived)
# OH. MY. LORD. *fears*
That is amazing though :)
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast Compo (a first for me)


(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:02, archived)
[challenge entry] goosetastic!
And an rp from me also ...


With his new metal body...

rp 2736696

cybergrebe is going to show them what "overfishing" really means.
(haberman is singing in the changes, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:11, archived)
# Greeeeeeeeeebe
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:24, archived)
# I know at least one person that is going to call you a hamtoucher
(likeajackhammer, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Hurrah!
here's one I forgot I had

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:34, archived)
[challenge entry] To the skies!!

(I helped save b3ta! AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 12:33, archived)
# Big badaboom.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 13:18, archived)

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