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Part of the inspiration for Freddy Krueger's glove was a cat clawing a couch.(
monkeon schmonkeon,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 21:24,
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HahahahI like how you felt you had to anti-ris Freddie Krueger.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 21:28,
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It was meant to prove the fact rather than de-ris.Wikipedia is EVIDENCE.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 21:30,
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HahaLast frame had me thinking I was hallucinating for a moment :D
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hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 21:33,
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you're complaining about a lack of replies in less than one minute? It's friday night between Christmas and New Years, plus the b3ta show is on tv tonight, channel 4, 11.40pm so everyone is busy putting their best frock on right now.
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 18:52,
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Haha, no!Combination of my shoddy post, and lack of previous posts.. it's been 6 hours!
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 18:54,
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I have been playing Lego Lord of the rings all afternoonI love those games, smash the fuck out of everything on screen, repeat until end :D
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 18:58,
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Cor!We've been playing Lego Shave the sheep. It's bloody brilliant!
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 19:04,
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I'm currently watching Alienand trying to mentally block out the bits about MOTHER
however young Ripley is giving me TRFH
(however young Ripley is giving me TRFH
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 19:07,
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How old is Weaver now? About 63?She looks more like 43.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 19:10,
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oh Godshe's 5 days younger than my mother!
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
*wipes*
(OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
*wipes*
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 19:18,
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alsohow fucking irritating is Lambert's voice?
and acting
(and acting
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 20:13,
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oooh, Ripley white knickers time! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 20:42,
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A personal favourite of my "special moments in sci-fi" folder.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 22:55,
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She's old enough to be my grandma :( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 21:58,
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I wish I WERE watching Alien now, Death Wish 2 is depressing as fuck. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 22:29,
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aren't you in it?I thought we all had a speaking part
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 18:59,
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we'll probably end up watching itand I will have to stay quiet throughout and not say things like 'I know who did that' as Mrs, err Gruffi will just accuse me of doing silly internet things with my time instead of useful stuff
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 19:04,
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unless the following people are in it, it can get tae fuck;cockweasle
rattlehead
pedro
atomic
mofaha
that is all
Also, Rich Fulcher is the world's least funniest person.
imjussayin
ta la
(rattlehead
pedro
atomic
mofaha
that is all
Also, Rich Fulcher is the world's least funniest person.
imjussayin
ta la
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 19:49,
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I've no idea how many other people are involved, so many of us seem to be secretive bastards HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 19:59,
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unless those guys are involved it will be forgettable bullshitimjussayin
yall have a sweet bogis
xxxxxxxx
also, Fulcher is an unfunny cocksmoker
imjussayin
ta la
(yall have a sweet bogis
xxxxxxxx
also, Fulcher is an unfunny cocksmoker
imjussayin
ta la
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 20:01,
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YOU CUNT I'M CENTRAL TO THE LIFE OF THIS PLACEHow could anyone survive without my self-centred inanities and general tedium?
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boris the spider,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 22:39,
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I've got you on ignore and I'm still alive.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 22:57,
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I didn't get the memo either:'(
( hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 20:45,
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Interesting, I'll catch it online probably.
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 19:58,
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You absolute cunt.I had the top of that gif peeking on my laptop screen in bed and the reflection on the keyboard looked like the shadow of some MASSIVE spider behind the computer somewhere.
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 22:59,
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niceHeston has become quite ridiculous of late
I quite like Jamie these days, he's rattling the right cages.
Ramsey is just an utter cunt and always has been
(I quite like Jamie these days, he's rattling the right cages.
Ramsey is just an utter cunt and always has been
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 18:57,
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They've all gone through 'cunt' phases.Heston is doing his now, Jamie was his 'moped' stage and Gordon's has been his entire life.
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 19:03,
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Heston seems to think that the only way he can stay on the TV is to do dafter and dafter things and to appear on panel shows Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 19:08,
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"I'm going to solve the middle east crisis.. with a GIANT TRIFLE!""...it didn't work"
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 19:10,
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he should have used halal custard Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 19:18,
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new at Alton TowersThe Choke-A-Chode
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 19:00,
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Is he receiving assistancefrom the park staff?
Turkey twizzlers...
(Turkey twizzlers...
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 19:19,
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love ithow about Keith Floyd in there somewhere
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 20:41,
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Gordon consists of many fucks...But being fat isn't one of them.
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Fri 28 Dec 2012, 21:09,
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Where did that printy print job go?...
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 13:07,
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mmmmmmmmm, jam....... Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 13:41,
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chocolate hater! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 14:32,
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mmmmmmmmmmmfull stop !
Eh?
(Eh?
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 18:37,
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Silly PedroToaster's not printer
( hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 14:06,
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Damn you Ricoh!I have an aficio mp c6500 big beast and it just loves to jam!
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Fri 28 Dec 2012, 14:19,
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Hah! my lexmark never jams!that's because it completely fell apart!
Now that's a level of quality
(Now that's a level of quality
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 15:18,
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JAM IT UP YA SHITPIPE! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 17:47,
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The reason that there is a flower mode on some versions of Minesweeper is totry and appease the "International Campaign to Ban Winmine" who called the game an "offence against the victims of the mines".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minesweeper_%28video_game%29
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minesweeper_%28video_game%29
monkeon schmonkeon,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 12:57,
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PCGONEMADLOLS :D PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 13:07,
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need a tissue? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 13:08,
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Some people will rally against the strangest of things.
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Captain Howdy,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 13:31,
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I totally agree.....And there should be a version of Call of Duty where they use Splurge Guns like in Bugsy Malone !
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paranoiaman,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 13:33,
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And a heterosexual version ofRainbow Islands for Catholics, where they fire fish instead of rainbows.
Might work as a challenge:
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1818266
(Might work as a challenge:
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1818266
monkeon schmonkeon,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 13:38,
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That might upset somebody too...They would have to be 'rod caught' from a sustainable stock !
( paranoiaman,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 14:01,
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Will try to bash out a new Rob later :DThat MyTwitFace thing confuses my brain, I grabbed 7 photos, did I miss any?
( hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 12:28,
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:DHis balding long red hair reminds me of a 70's / 80's comedic character - name of which escapes me
( hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 12:54,
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Yes! :DCheers - been buggering my brain for days
( hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 13:37,
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That kitten's looks dogeared.How does he smell?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 12:20,
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kawaiiiiii!!!!!!!!:)
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 12:22,
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Ha ha haI'd like to see an add-on pack with a frustrated passenger and bureaucratic customer service receptionist.
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Fri 28 Dec 2012, 12:03,
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Ha Ha....(Home delivery available although we reserve the right to change the route taken or day and time of arrival without prior consultation and for no good reason)
( paranoiaman,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 12:33,
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also available...striking railstaff
flooded embankments
copper thieves
(flooded embankments
copper thieves
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 12:39,
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Rummaging through some stuff left to me by friends when they emigratedI found some of his model railway passengers, then found a box containing all the same passengers but at a much smaller scale. It left me wondering whether you could employ some clever perspective tricks to make the platform look much bigger than it actually is.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 15:51,
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self portrait done in paint without the aid of photos/mirror/etc
it turned out better than expected, but still looks nothing like me
Spunky McPunk not dead yet,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:05,
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There was that other fella that did a self portrait and he was hounded of the board.. UNFAIR.Woo btw :)
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:11,
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He should write a book about itthen copy and paste the words into a new thread :D
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:17,
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Gluten Morgen.(I'm intolerant)
( edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:43,
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it looks like that one off the telly having been given something unexpected to chew Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:49,
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Conrad Poohs!
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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 12:27,
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Gratuitous new thread with no picture or fuck all elseScaryduck has done a book.
Good for him, I wish I had the motivation. I even done a purchase of it which I will read in due course and I will not review because a) I can't be bothered and 2) there are many people out there who believe their opinions matter more than mine. If it's really good I will pass it on to my friends, if its shite I won't.
My question is this:
Another B3TA bloke done a book a while ago and got hounded off of the site for trying to promote it on the site. It was a major bone of contention at the time. This time another B3TA bloke done a book and its been in the newsletter and whatnot and its gone by without a comment. (This is not yet the question, just the preamble)
What the fuck is up with that shit? (this is the question)
What if I was to done a book? Would I be exalted in the newsletter or castigated on /talk? (This is the follow up)
What is the accepted criterion? (This is a semantically questionable question posed only to add another line break and piss off the purists)
I have no emotional connection to either party, I'm just wondering why it's ok for one and not for another.
(,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 8:27,
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Good for him, I wish I had the motivation. I even done a purchase of it which I will read in due course and I will not review because a) I can't be bothered and 2) there are many people out there who believe their opinions matter more than mine. If it's really good I will pass it on to my friends, if its shite I won't.
My question is this:
Another B3TA bloke done a book a while ago and got hounded off of the site for trying to promote it on the site. It was a major bone of contention at the time. This time another B3TA bloke done a book and its been in the newsletter and whatnot and its gone by without a comment. (This is not yet the question, just the preamble)
What the fuck is up with that shit? (this is the question)
What if I was to done a book? Would I be exalted in the newsletter or castigated on /talk? (This is the follow up)
What is the accepted criterion? (This is a semantically questionable question posed only to add another line break and piss off the purists)
I have no emotional connection to either party, I'm just wondering why it's ok for one and not for another.
the human race is fickleresults may vary
do not boil wash
It might help your argument if you linked to evidence of the advertising campaigns applied by both parties.
Scaryduck has been here for years and helps out with the site.
Was the other person similarly community spirited or just here to spam their product?
(do not boil wash
It might help your argument if you linked to evidence of the advertising campaigns applied by both parties.
Scaryduck has been here for years and helps out with the site.
Was the other person similarly community spirited or just here to spam their product?
HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 8:36,
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I believethat Figmaus is talking about apeloverage. Having been a member of b3ta and stalwart of /QotW for years, he mentioned on /OT that he'd self-published a book, and thereby attracted the inexplicable ire of a handful of people who seem to think that /QotW and /OT are their personal demesne, and that every other user must conform to their unclear, shifting, pusillanimous, ungrammatical, and generally witless standards. Eventually, he decided that, if he couldn't post without attracting whole threads of people telling him he and his book were shit, he wasn't going to post any more at all. So he doesn't.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:23,
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He got bored of the trolls you meanlike the rest of us then
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Jahled Three shades of black,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:11,
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^thisMaybe I should just stop frequenting qotw, it holds very little interest these days anyway and seems to be populated more and more by spiteful children. I'd like to join in on the main board, but i have little or no artistic talent so I don't bother.
Perhaps I should resume lurkerage.
(,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:12,
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Perhaps I should resume lurkerage.
ah well, lots of regulars here don't post pictures very often but still contributebut you don't necessarily need artistic talent to make things that are funny
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:14,
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my ears are burning...=D
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 16:24,
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Depends on the tone you want, I guess.I tend to stick to board and links as they are usually quite fluffy.
Artistic talent doesn't matter - if you have a good idea, that will usually shine through.
There is always the block button, too - which used well should allow you to see a version of QOTW that you want.
(Artistic talent doesn't matter - if you have a good idea, that will usually shine through.
There is always the block button, too - which used well should allow you to see a version of QOTW that you want.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 11:38,
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Or Moderators actually moderatinglol
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 12:01,
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you don't need artistic talentdraw a stick man beating a pigeon
I'd find that funny
(I'd find that funny
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 15:15,
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everyone would probably tell you to fuck offthe difference is scaryduck is a much larger contributor to the site, with a couple thousand posts and he's donated, so if he wants to come along and say "hey by the way, i done a book guys check it out" it's fine, because it's kind of like telling your mates.
if someone comes along with a shiny new account and starts posting about his book, or even a 3 year old account with only 11 posts on, it's gonna seem like he's just using b3ta as a platform cos it's a bit popular.
(if someone comes along with a shiny new account and starts posting about his book, or even a 3 year old account with only 11 posts on, it's gonna seem like he's just using b3ta as a platform cos it's a bit popular.
Spunky McPunk not dead yet,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 8:41,
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Scaryduck helps with the siteso it would be a bit mean of us not to pimp his book when he asks.
How someones project goes down on the boards is beyond our control.
Now please return to photoshopping kittens.
(How someones project goes down on the boards is beyond our control.
Now please return to photoshopping kittens.
rob,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 8:41,
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I done a book toobut I was in a bookshop when I did it
The policemens dragged me away for it
I really don't understand, it's not like all the pages were sticking together
(The policemens dragged me away for it
I really don't understand, it's not like all the pages were sticking together
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 15:16,
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Both Hedgehog from Hell and Hedonisthave written books, I have them myself.
Not sure they were hounded off /board about it.
Hedgehog from Hell wrote:
www.lulu.com/spotlight/alasdaircmorrison
Hedonist wrote:
www.lulu.com/spotlight/mjtolley
(Not sure they were hounded off /board about it.
Hedgehog from Hell wrote:
www.lulu.com/spotlight/alasdaircmorrison
Hedonist wrote:
www.lulu.com/spotlight/mjtolley
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 8:51,
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I only have THFH's bookand I thought it was rather nice
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:25,
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I bought THFH's book and rather enjoyed it.People on here were very kind about my book and several even bought it, despite it being of a very niche interest.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:58,
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What was it about I know you're a twitcher and you do some fabulous drawingswould I be correct in assuming it's about Birds?
Ah I see it's on your profile.
(Ah I see it's on your profile.
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:01,
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now I wish I hadn't had soup for breakfastalthough soup is like a kind of savoury trifle
or is that shepherd's pie?
(or is that shepherd's pie?
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 10:15,
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I write stories and pimped them on B3taand had about 1 person telling me to fuck off against about 20 people giving nice comments, and about 300 people not giving a toss either way. This is as it should be.
( boris the spider,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 22:57,
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I've had a book out from the library for 3 months. Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 8:52,
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The librarian burnt my neck, I didn't like it. Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 8:55,
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so wow that's a neato what now right mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:23,
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you might say the same about anything that gets posted hereI think a lot of b3ta success/flaming is about timing
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:51,
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In all fairnessa lot of everything is about timing
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 11:04,
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The answer to all your questions is, It depends.It depends on who reads the posts, their attitudes, and whether they can be arsed to publish them. The site owners have safeguards to prevent us being overrun with spam but if a regular member wants to post an ad for a book then it will and should be commented on just like any other work presented to us on here. I think, "got hounded off the site" is a little strong. Only mods can ban and as far as I know this person was not banned, therefore left voluntarily. Oh and you state that your criticism of our behaviour applies to /talk and QOTW. So why do you direct it at /board and not mention it on the other two?
And you say you have no emotional connection to either party. Do you have any unemotional connection? Just askin'
(And you say you have no emotional connection to either party. Do you have any unemotional connection? Just askin'
edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 11:40,
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These are some good questions mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 16:29,
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In view of the fact that the above person useda thread to criticise us we may have hoped for answers.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 16:45,
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Sorry, been at work all day hence my lack of responseNo I have no connection of any kind to either.
I wasn't criticising anyone, I was merely making an observation and was wondering why there was such a vast difference between two so seemingly similar events.
I was a little drunk when I made the original post and there may have been an element of being a cock involved, for which I apologise. I posted on main board because I thought there would be a much higher chance of getting a sensible response and an actual answer to the question as opposed to trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls.
(,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 17:44,
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I wasn't criticising anyone, I was merely making an observation and was wondering why there was such a vast difference between two so seemingly similar events.
I was a little drunk when I made the original post and there may have been an element of being a cock involved, for which I apologise. I posted on main board because I thought there would be a much higher chance of getting a sensible response and an actual answer to the question as opposed to trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls.
Sensible response on /board?You just lost all credibility man. Still you could be a lot worse. Just relax, It'll all be fine.
Ob and "At work all day" would have been more impressive if you'd stopped on the way home to buy a Big Issue from one of us. Thanks for replying.
(Ob and "At work all day" would have been more impressive if you'd stopped on the way home to buy a Big Issue from one of us. Thanks for replying.
edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 22:25,
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Books are shitUnless they are picture books
Picture books are ace
I have no idea if that was your question or not as to be honest it was a little bit long for me to bother reading ;)
(Picture books are ace
I have no idea if that was your question or not as to be honest it was a little bit long for me to bother reading ;)
hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 12:20,
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i was going to reply to your reply, but frankly, it was overly laden with words PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 13:05,
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Scaryduck's blood a sweat is in the foundations of b3ta and he's done a fucktonne of stuff herethe other person was probably a moaning cunt who didn't even donate to get an icon..
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 12:41,
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Fuck!I wish I had your talent for succinctity.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 12:52,
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ha, so weird seeing Hemphill not made up as a pensioner Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 13:27,
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loved em in 'chewin the fat'..they should bring it back(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 14:00,
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Why are you talking like Russell Brand?You'll be saying "booky-wook" next.
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 14:34,
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pile of pants ! Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 8:21,
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well at least it seems to have been cornered Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 9:48,
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the outer ring appears to shrink when I scroll down PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 1:59,
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alsowhen you focus on the top face, the bottom face tends to fade away from focus fairly easily
but if you focus on the lower face, the top face tends to stay more in focus and visible.
In fact it's pretty hard to make the top face lose focus entirely.
(but if you focus on the lower face, the top face tends to stay more in focus and visible.
In fact it's pretty hard to make the top face lose focus entirely.
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 2:09,
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Very prettyand amazingly skilled for a chihuahua. {:-D
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 1:46,
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I started to make an image with this source last nightwith a puppet hand above it.
This coincidence has astounded me.
(This coincidence has astounded me.
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 22:19,
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don't worry......,........... I was at work on da Mona Lisa 'til one day that twat da vinci beat me to it
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 0:58,
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First Gerry Anderson and more sad news today with the death of Fontella BassWorking on a crossover mash-up to commemerate them both.
Calling it "International Rescue Me".
(,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 21:46,
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Calling it "International Rescue Me".
A very long time ago, I lived another life. My name was Albrecht Durer. 
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 19:35,
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I too once had a different name is that what you look like, Atomic?
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 19:37,
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Yes. I want everyone to know the face of the man who destroyed the Earth.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 19:47,
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By "Destroyed the Earth" are we talkingthe literal annihilation of all matter that the planet comprises of, or merely something catastrophic to all life?
(
Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me.,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 22:26,
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Quite a big task you've set yourself there.Someone's already done a study of this sort of thing. It might help.
qntm.org/destroy
Good luck!
(qntm.org/destroy
Good luck!
Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me.,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 0:11,
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I came before him. His calculations are my own.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 19:50,
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Was that show amazing, or what!Those guys were like a freight train.
Just stumbled onto this www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXczVEBybc4
(Just stumbled onto this www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXczVEBybc4
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 19:52,
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fuck yeah (all of the above)www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fmoJHn8hXQ
btw...got Pigs of the Roman Empire! \o/
(btw...got Pigs of the Roman Empire! \o/
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 20:11,
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How did the drummers stay so tight. Zappa is one thing, but those guys...I don't know. The whole show was intricate stuff. I think they are so underrated as a band.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaljsFQSm_A
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaljsFQSm_A
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 20:29,
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I don't believe I ever did.Tastes change.
I was a better artist back then.
(I was a better artist back then.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 20:12,
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The guy on the left reminded me of this ;-)I can find no picture of minced morsels, but they were renamed chunky meat, famouse old adverts.
www.standard.co.uk/news/article6922515.ece/ALTERNATES/w460/Clement+Freud+starring+with+bloodhound+Henry+in+an+advert+for+dog+food+during+the+Seventies
(,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 20:22,
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www.standard.co.uk/news/article6922515.ece/ALTERNATES/w460/Clement+Freud+starring+with+bloodhound+Henry+in+an+advert+for+dog+food+during+the+Seventies
you are the ghostly spirit of Robert Lenkiewiczaicmfp!
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 20:25,
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O_oNot quite.
edit: I do look like THOR though. XD
(edit: I do look like THOR though. XD
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 20:29,
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you look nothing like meand whatever your mother says is a dirty lie.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 28 Dec 2012, 12:09,
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what? no! of course i haven't eaten all the pickled onions!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 15:16,
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tell me about iti have to get drunk tonight
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 15:45,
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I believe night time starts at 15.50 today:D
( hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 15:49,
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10th anniversary of my best friend's deathit's what she'd have wanted. me getting pisseed, that is, not her dying.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 15:51,
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Go the whole hog - there's still 5 drinking days left of 2012 hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 15:55,
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i'm sure my liver can take one for the team Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 15:56,
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bwahahaha!booze o'clock it is!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 16:52,
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The Grady sisters killed a thread :D hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 17:33,
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If only Norris McWhirter were still with us...
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 16:27,
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well, happily, I can reveal... Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 16:51,
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Ah, there you are, Mighty Nibus...do us a Pythonesque animation, would you, please?
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 20:34,
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I approve of this hairstyle and colour.That is all.
(
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 15:53,
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ta :)it's actually a darker purple than that
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 15:56,
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What, even for a mafia crime boss?
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 16:10,
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If all Mafia crime bosseslooked like Smashy, the world would be a nicer place.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 16:15,
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nicer for me, certainly Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 16:21,
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Well, I think Brando would look better with a bob. Chestnut.
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 16:25,
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nonsense! he needs a blue mohican! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 16:32,
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I disagree.A little more off the back, please.
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 16:40,
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i admit, that looks goodand now i'm late for a drunkening.
'bye!
('bye!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 16:50,
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Quaff well, Smashy.Sorry to hear the reasons but enjoy your drinkies.
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 17:00,
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noalthough i have considered storing nuts for the winter
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 16:37,
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Why is it always rai...Wait a minute here, your not a Vagabond
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 14:40,
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it's quiet heretoo quiet....
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 14:46,
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Aww, that's lovelyIt's wet here and all
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 11:21,
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How patriotic. Is that his wimbledon outfit?
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 11:28,
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Got to go now to see snow white and the seven dwarfs ipswich regent
Sounds fun, does that have real midgets?
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 11:55,
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why is it always vagabond in your imagesalso SQUEE!!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 12:48,
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Don't mock my Claudia!Also *click*
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 15:15,
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-2C and sunny hereHave some Sqirlz. With Titz.
(
Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 13:22,
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Man, dat Ocelot, he REALLY love de rain, boy! dat Ocelot he REALLY love de rain boy!
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 16:11,
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Merry Fucking Christmas America...
This simple image took me an hour to create because I cant use photoshop any more.... And I'm verry verry drunk #5 years out of the game....
harpski,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 5:08,
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I can't tell if you're going for bill hicks or brother power
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 5:21,
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He/sheis going for "notice me I'm a cunt"
Which is soooo 2004....
(Which is soooo 2004....
harpski,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 5:39,
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No idea what "seppo" is.....Just google imaged "assault rifle" and landed on this: img.gawkerassets.com/img/17vcuq1d1s7nnjpg/original.jpg
( harpski,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 5:52,
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It's a Sig Sauer 716 (maybe 516) Patrol Rifle Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 13:26,
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Does it hurt?
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 6:03,
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The views expressed in the following image do not necessarily reflect the opinions of the designer or parent companies.
That explains the popularity of the avant-garde art website "ratemypoop.com"
(,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 10:31,
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You stole 94.04 KB of my internets :'(
(
hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 10:14,
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Enjoy my satire and the arts what I done to illustrates it.And make noises like "hmmm" and make the odd comment like "yes, yes... most insightful".
(,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 10:23,
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I like your picture.Is he a young internet cunt?
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 2:21,
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You can tell. That's the face of someonewho'll one day provide Internet-facts on channel four.
( stevierar,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 2:50,
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You say it's nice.I say it will give me feverish sweat-soaked nightmares for the next year.
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 6:34,
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needs moar pooper PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 0:52,
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OH HAI TERRIBLE INTERNET POOP GUY mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 1:14,
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Nicely done.Don't know what the b/w section is from though
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 1:15,
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There is no b/w sectionyou may be having a stroke.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 3:13,
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I'll provide a serious answer"Four Feather Falls" - an early Anderson creation (real fanboy here!).
The original post is a lovely little tribute... very nice.
(The original post is a lovely little tribute... very nice.
Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 11:31,
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well this is my first picture on b3ta
CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 0:13,
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Pleased to meet you, CysticSpazzGland.Glad I was here when you popped your cherry.
*handshakes*
(*handshakes*
Captain Howdy,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 0:18,
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Cheers !*wipes hand on curtains and extends hand*
( CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 0:25,
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greetingsyou'll never leave and all that
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 0:24,
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Don't listen to 'em. Get out. Now. While you can.
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 27 Dec 2012, 6:36,
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