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[challenge entry] English


...is basically Esperanto, but with all the incomprehensible mumbo jumbo taken out, therefore a universal language.
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:31, archived)
# you lose points for not mentioning tiffin
to say nothing of pimms
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:40, archived)
#
Do you want me to do the food & drink page too?
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:43, archived)
# indubitably
devilled kidneys and kedgeree definitely deserve a mention
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:44, archived)
# Haha - ace
"damnable heathens"!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:12, archived)
# they don't like it up 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:22, archived)
# You forgot the most basic rules though.
1 ENGLISH, slowly and loudly.
2 Shoot a few of 'em for being 'Willfully and persistently forrin'.
3 Teach the survivors to play cricket.
GOD BLESS HER MAJESTY!
HUZZAH!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:42, archived)
# Always carry a black umbrella with which to poke Johnny in the chest, should he be a trifle deaf, or slow-witted.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:20, archived)
# Also useful for if you tend to forget passwords.
No Hun would ever carry a brolly dontcherknow.
:D
/Major Allison Digby Tatham-Warter
EDIT:
www.pegasusarchive.org/arnhem/tatham_warter.htm
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:56, archived)
# haha
I have a phrasebook from 1881 that contains the following gems:

"I care little about his colour, provided he has not a bald face"
"Are there any fleas here?"
"I think that soup weakens the stomach, and therefore I never eat it"
"I have just come from Italy with my wife and the Marquis"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:15, archived)
# Capital! Simply capital...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 17:33, archived)
# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Each week we ask a new question, as chosen by you. What do you think should be the next QOTW?

Sick Jokes - Now that we've sold Sickipedia (thank god) tell us a joke that a. You haven't nicked from Frankie Boyle and b. isn't somethingist

Sorry - Write a letter of apology to somebody who deserves it

Broken Promises - Stories of bitter disappointment where you've been
let down. Or the other way around

Saying the Unsayable - Have you ever had to tell someone they had BO? Tell us how you broke through the cringe barrier






Vote closes once a clear winner emerges
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:26, archived)
# Christ "Sorry"?! That's just a re-run of "Letters they'll never read"
and will be full of horribly boring letters from fathers to their children apologising for leaving them.

Saying the unsayable might be worth a punt.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:31, archived)
# are we really that far down the barrel?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:43, archived)
# I knew this black, wheelchair-bound boy with Down Syndrome.
His ethnic background isn't the slightest bit relevant and he overcame his disabilities to mature into a thoroughly nice chap.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:03, archived)
# Did you rape him?
I bet you raped him.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:43, archived)
# In the words of Gordon Gecko, I gave him his manhood.
And mine, an inch at a time.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:59, archived)
[challenge entry] One discovered this. One rather feels that it ought to triumph in this endeavour.


EDIT Awww thanks peeps :o)

EDIT EDIT w00t FP!!!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:21, archived)
# heh heh
about time too
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........šŸ«„, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:23, archived)
# This wins b3ta.
Everyone can stop now.
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:30, archived)
# aithankyew :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:50, archived)
# ^ that
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:07, archived)
# ^ this
(jim, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 19:56, archived)
# Big = Fat
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:34, archived)
# Advantageous when you consider he basically made a career out of sitting on people.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:46, archived)
# Fat = jolly
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:57, archived)
# EASYYYYYYY!!! EASSSSSYYYYYY!!!!!
Go on Shirley, cunt up cockneyland!
(daunkle, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:34, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll stick this here.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:34, archived)
# That's wonderful.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:41, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:41, archived)
# single tear for those lost
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 17:18, archived)
#
is it me, or does that pgeon look like David Cameron?
(saintsandy Fiat justitia, et pereat mundus, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 21:54, archived)
# So this is what it feels like
when rock doves cry.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 1:01, archived)
# ha!
saw him live many years ago. to a 6-year-old, he's huge!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:39, archived)
# His nephew lives in our village.
He used to partner him in tag.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:50, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:59, archived)
# Fantastic!
Good old Shirley!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:43, archived)
# hahaha brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:52, archived)
# hahaha...
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 7:59, archived)
# Oh my Lordy...
...this is SO full of win it actually hurts!
Superb mate *Click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:57, archived)
# Cheers :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:00, archived)
#
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:03, archived)
# Well done, sir. Well done indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:09, archived)
# Fucking awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:14, archived)
# top drawer!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:32, archived)
# WINRAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:35, archived)
# Hahahaha! Superb.
I love this!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:37, archived)
# This is one of those posts
Where I think "Why didn't I think of that?"
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:54, archived)
# A rare moment of inspiration!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:09, archived)
# hahaha
very clever
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:57, archived)
# pfft and such
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:18, archived)
# That's just great :D
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:30, archived)
# too soon :(
(Lmao Tse-Tung, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:43, archived)
# hahaha...
best one in a while
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 17:09, archived)
# absolutely wonderful
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 10 Jan 2013, 18:13, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 18:24, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 19:02, archived)
# Majestic
*wipes tear*
(UTB, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:20, archived)
# EASY EASY EASY EASY!!!!
needs more baby


(Fucking love it!)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 11 Jan 2013, 2:08, archived)
# in addition
MURDERER!!!! HE'S A MURDERER!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 11 Jan 2013, 2:30, archived)
# Huzzah!
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 7:22, archived)
# HAHAHA, excellent!
He's Eric Bristow's dad - Trufax
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:22, archived)
# beautiful
.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:43, archived)
# Hahahaha
Very good
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:34, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:18, archived)
# This wins the world
Please collect your prize
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:50, archived)
# well played
not sure how it shows the empire still in effect, but i'm sure that's not important...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 16:28, archived)
# If the Empire was still in effect, the US wouldn't have achieved independence, 9/11 would never have happened and Hulk Hogan would not have come to fame.
Therefore the only thing that could possibly win the compo would be this.

Simples *does irritating cheek-sucking thing*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 11:27, archived)
# hmmm
I'll just about give you that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 14:49, archived)
# Hahah:D
Woo
(herman:D, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 20:36, archived)
# haha - this is a fine example
of the genre!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 18:07, archived)
# Woo! I dun one when the riots happened.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 2:38, archived)
[challenge entry] I suppose some will have to correct their stage names
(Rev80, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:18, archived)
# Heh :o)
Pssst - compo it - edit your post and select the image challenge from the drop down dox.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:26, archived)
# Thanks!
You are a gentleman and a scholar
(Rev80, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:42, archived)
# nicely done
:)
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:58, archived)
# 'ning! 'ave it!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:52, archived)
# Ooof!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:25, archived)
# haha nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 11 Jan 2013, 2:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:47, archived)
# I feel terribly old
as I'm obviously the only one old enough to remember him!

except you . . . you old git!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:29, archived)
# WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY?
I 'EARD THAT - PARDON?
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:35, archived)
# I remember him, I almost worshipped him as a child.
Thing is, I don't get the joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:42, archived)
# the original was (and the film was about)
Oppenheimer.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Day_After_Trinity
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:16, archived)
# AAAAAAH.
Thanks for the education.
That looks like I film I should watch, thank you contributing to my learning.


(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 0:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:30, archived)
# you in the blue, sit properly in that bike
and flip flops on a scooter, you deserve to fall off and have the skin and flesh stripped from them.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:31, archived)
# SHe's protecting her dignity
not like that wanton Jezebel on the other bike !!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........šŸ«„, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:33, archived)
# Sitting like that makes it all looks very Italian to me.
Now an original Triumph broken down on the side of the road, accompanied by a leather jacket clad biker trying to wipe oil off of the rear tyre would be more British surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:07, archived)
# Hah! That was my first thought...
But I wasn't sure it would be clear
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:10, archived)
# Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?
(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:39, archived)
# grrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:43, archived)
[challenge entry] *insert fat girl / moped joke here*
also
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:45, archived)
# Too much suntan.
(woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:57, archived)
#
www.cracked.com/article_18409_the-5-most-statistically-full-shit-national-stereotypes.html
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:48, archived)
# she looks like shes on meth anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 19:10, archived)
# wow best teeth eh?
who'd have thunk it :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 11 Jan 2013, 2:37, archived)
# What, no L plates?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:19, archived)
[challenge entry] i love the smell of tea in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:14, archived)
# :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:15, archived)
# Ning Baz!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:15, archived)
# Ningles sir.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:20, archived)
# Rather!
Splendid and morning good fellow
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:15, archived)
# Mornin' Q!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:15, archived)
# Apocalypse Whenever You're Ready.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:23, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

Shuriken Cap'n :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:24, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:27, archived)
# Pfft!
'Oy, Princey - yer supposed to ride it, not fecking marry it!'
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:59, archived)
# "Now get back in line before I kick you so hard you'll be wearin' your ass for a crown"
One of my favourite films :)

Kerlick!
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:41, archived)
# Hey!
Isn't that Russell Edgington from True Blood? :-) Click.
(antidistinctlyminty, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:31, archived)
# haha brilliant
love that film!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 11 Jan 2013, 2:32, archived)
# One prefers Breakfast Tea
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........šŸ«„, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:27, archived)
[challenge entry] PiccadillyTimeSquare
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:04, archived)
# Like a lot of people, I'm overdosed on Flan and Freebase
but Scampering Prince Charles will never stop being funny.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Colonel Matthews...
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:04, archived)
# Not Fried Chicken?
Nicely Vic
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:12, archived)
# but he's the Turkey King!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:36, archived)
# WOO!
splendid, all is in order now. carry on.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:09, archived)
[challenge entry] related pea...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Let's just get this out of the way shall we?


RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
But surely it should be
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:59, archived)
# No, sorry.
'Program' is correct in the specific case of computer/software programs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:10, archived)
# I knew that*
* may in fact not have known that
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:16, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:42, archived)
# Thanks - I live to learn.
And shag.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:14, archived)
# haha
there wouldn't even be a "Language" option
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:14, archived)
# The Queen's English, motherfucker, does one speak it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:21, archived)
# haha, I dont knew wot youd meant
I blame the keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:33, archived)
# I once added a 'Translate to Foreign' option to one of my websites
It just made all the text bold, upper-case, and twice the size.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:51, archived)
# I like it
but I don't really get it...
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:56, archived)
# you have replaced british actors with septic-tanks for the b3ta compo
i for one approve
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:09, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 17:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Good to see they are still rolling out solid traditional games..............
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........šŸ«„, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:49, archived)
# haha, "put them in their place"

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:10, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:17, archived)
# \o/
I bet that comes in a massive box
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........šŸ«„, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:19, archived)
# i feel sorry for those that did
i bet they didn't even touch the sides.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:33, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
Bleuurghhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:34, archived)
# hehehehe
boke
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........šŸ«„, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:47, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:23, archived)
# hahaha
casual racism from yesteryear.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:30, archived)
[challenge entry] I wish they all could be

Saved from TOAPosity by the addition of a GIS-certified ladette.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:06, archived)
# They're good
But I much prefer Chas n Dave's London Girl

youtu.be/nhT_5HaIEFw
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:13, archived)
# I know all the words to this song
the best of Chas & Dave was the only tape we had in the car
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:43, archived)
# I had to buy my mum the Chas n Dave Christmas Album on cassette three times because she listened to it so often at Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:22, archived)
# And why we're at it
why do women do their hair in that combed-back reverse waterfall anti-bangs style? Is it supposed to represent their ushnisa?
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:35, archived)
# "i wish they all could be canvey island.."
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:44, archived)
# Color man
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:50, archived)
# Careful with that stuff, it's very moreish...
it's very moreish...Especially the green.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:53, archived)
# today I learned a new word
thanks!
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:56, archived)
# No probs. You've made me feel quite sprentious.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:01, archived)
# you just made that one up :D
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:04, archived)
# Soylent green?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:01, archived)
# Looks like Soylent Lime to me.
Soylent Lime is made of people! And limes! And natural & artificial flavours!
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:07, archived)
# This is fantastic.
Excellent hue changing (which is more than can be said for the BBC News!!!!!! LOL!!!!!)
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:01, archived)
# Bad-dum-tish!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:01, archived)
# thanks :)
unfortunately I do not watch BBC so I don't get the reference
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:07, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:19, archived)
# For fuck's sake chef, make your mind up
We're eating in an hour and I still haven't put the custard and cream on
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:09, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:24, archived)
# This is splendid!
But if he's looking for the colour that he wants he may have better luck with a B&Q colour wheel
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:11, archived)
# I thought they just did fancy audio equipment.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:45, archived)
# beavis?
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:33, archived)
# Oh wow
What a beautiful thing to wake up to.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:34, archived)
# Me likeee
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........šŸ«„, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:54, archived)
# Very nice
I'm liking this
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:17, archived)
# you appeared to have dropped this, old bean...
U

..carry on
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:45, archived)
# I am the great Cornholio!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmmmm.....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:47, archived)
# I am NOW hungry...
...thanks for that ya bogger ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:49, archived)
# You can get a bacon butty in burger king.
Only it comes in a bun.
And they put cheese on it.
And they sneak a burger under the bacon.

It's called a bacon double cheeseburger. A funny name for a bacon butty if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:00, archived)
# What's burger king?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:02, archived)
# I would nyom the hell out of that right now
A trip to the cafe might be in order for elevenses
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:11, archived)
# It does look good, doesn't it?
doesn't it?:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:12, archived)
# So good, I've now got teeth marks in my monitor
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahaha! Hmmmmm ...
on a related note:
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:19, archived)
# *adds haggis to tonight's shopping list*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:25, archived)
# Haha!
I have a haggis sat in my fridge right now...think I'll eat it later today (I'm not Scottish or in Scotland, just rarely see them in the supermarkets here, so had to buy one).
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:29, archived)
# Oh, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:30, archived)
# It's all about a deep fried spicy haggis.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:51, archived)
# *drooool*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:36, archived)
# Mmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........šŸ«„, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:51, archived)
# Mmmm
BAY-CON! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:18, archived)
# fucking yes!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:42, archived)
# win
damn, now i'm starving! :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 11 Jan 2013, 2:40, archived)
[challenge entry] The new, privatised Cape-Cairo Railway opened 97 years late, and £249bn over budget.


The stations were still crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:24, archived)
# Bet the toilets are better
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:30, archived)
# And cheaper.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:41, archived)
# it's one of those new tilting train owners
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:02, archived)
# Arf! He looks so proud.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:49, archived)
# And disproportionately sized.
The more I look at it, the less well it works, size-wise. Trouble is, enbiggifying the bit on the right makes it lose definition; shrinking the bit on the left means that it doesn't fit so well. Ach, well. I should be doing real work anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:04, archived)
# Ha!
That's attention to detail!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:23, archived)
# Have a marvellous mental image
of the locals holding onto the outside while the train does top speed
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:16, archived)
# If you look closely
there's a couple of dudes hanging from the doorway at the end of the first carriage...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:26, archived)
# he claimed there wasn't a problem with a waterlogged track at the northern end
but he was in de nile
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:31, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:32, archived)
# waiting so, so long to use that joke somewhere...
(do one in paris so i can do my other one)
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:34, archived)
# \o/
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Quench your perishing thirst...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:23, archived)
# Oooops -
Didn't mean to thread-stomp you there...

Morning!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:24, archived)
# No probs!
Morning :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:26, archived)
# Nice shop! I'd drink that
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:29, archived)
# Hai Broony!!
Cheers mate :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:37, archived)
# Do they do a darjeeling?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:50, archived)
# Yes
But not Diet though :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:52, archived)
# Yes! Wouldn't have it any other way...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:54, archived)
# Prefers Pepsi's PG
;)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:18, archived)
# hahaha, very nice
I much prefer a can of Tetli
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and dirty


*Edit* First FP, Thank You!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:57, archived)
# Hahaha, aggressive application of the offering of tea is not a weapon to be sniffed at.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:01, archived)
# This tea is camomile, not English Breakfast!
You fiend!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:03, archived)
# Say hello to my cup of tea
So much more civillised
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:02, archived)
# Haha "ye wantin tea, ya cunt?"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:32, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:51, archived)
# Awww you guys!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:13, archived)
# Yeah!
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:08, archived)
# hahahaha YES
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:33, archived)
# Hahaha!
Qualitea
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:37, archived)
# say hello to my little handle
say hello to my little spout
don't be a greedy fuck
coz i've almost run out
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:58, archived)

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