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[challenge entry] best i could do today
(Numedia, Sat 11 May 2013, 15:01, archived)
# animate it ...and make it tile
NOW
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 May 2013, 15:03, archived)
#
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 11 May 2013, 15:15, archived)
# impressive
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 May 2013, 15:19, archived)
# It took me 12 minutes....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 11 May 2013, 15:22, archived)
# good lord, man!
take a nap or something
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 May 2013, 15:32, archived)
# ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz............................
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 11 May 2013, 15:42, archived)
# Wow
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 11 May 2013, 15:27, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 11 May 2013, 15:33, archived)
# I'm waiting for my front page.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 11 May 2013, 15:43, archived)
# i've been waiting 6 years
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 May 2013, 15:45, archived)
# i think your shit biscuits picture should have front paged..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 11 May 2013, 16:08, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 May 2013, 16:14, archived)
# Even tim1701 agreed.
www.b3ta.com/board/10575900
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 11 May 2013, 16:16, archived)
# now that's a ringing endorsement
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 May 2013, 16:20, archived)
# you have to pray to the magic donkey and sacrifice a hamster
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 11 May 2013, 15:58, archived)
# Bugger that fucking lying donkey, it told me I had to let it bum me.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 11 May 2013, 16:09, archived)
# oh shit!
*cancels appointment w/donkey*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 May 2013, 16:44, archived)
# Nice one, Pedro. You saved two characters there...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 11 May 2013, 18:14, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 May 2013, 5:11, archived)
# make it bring me a drink and i'll be impressed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 May 2013, 15:05, archived)
# Sketch comedy time

Since this is the sort of ridiculous thing I tend to do in my spare time.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 11 May 2013, 13:29, archived)
# it looks really pissed off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 May 2013, 13:33, archived)
# That would indeed be true to form
since this particular image I have saved as 'LemurDoc'...
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 11 May 2013, 13:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 May 2013, 13:40, archived)
# I knew who had drawn that
before I even read the user name. Nice arts Shaz!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 11 May 2013, 13:41, archived)
# HA! :D
My reputation precedes me again, LOL, so thank you! How you doing dear one? Also have this very old pic since I've just found all this ancient art: it should be fairly obvious who it is *snort!*

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 11 May 2013, 13:45, archived)
# Mur-duck. Like it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 11 May 2013, 13:47, archived)
# Ha ha!
I'm doing ok thanks. I have a relative who is very ill at the moment so time for any arts from me at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 11 May 2013, 14:07, archived)
# Ahh, that's no good :(
Same situation here, it really does sap the desire to do much, so I can really relate to your position *hug* Hope everything resolves in good time for you and your familiy
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 11 May 2013, 14:17, archived)
# Yes, it is really tough
I can barely manage my household, now I'm doing hers as well. The hospital have told me she will not be returning home. So as next-of-kin, I have a lot of tricky decisions to make. And there appears to be no instruction manual for this sort of thing. I get lots of advice; ALL of it conflicting.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 11 May 2013, 14:31, archived)
# I went through this exact thing with my great Aunt
I think as long as you are making the decisions that are best for her AND which don't make your life any harder, that's the best you can do. Yes, everyone has an opinion too and many of them are well-meant, but only wind you up tighter. Advice-wise, the same. Are there any other rellies around who can be called on to assist you with the home tasks at her place? Hang in there, Sundae...
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 11 May 2013, 14:34, archived)
# No close rellies to help,
but lots of people ready to judge. Although my mind screams "Screw them", it is never that easy. I'm still fighting, and will continue to do so, but I'm getting rather tired.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 11 May 2013, 14:51, archived)
# Keep your chin up matey
And you Shaz. Sometimes life craps on you and you have to remember that people are still hugging you with a big thank you. Even if it seems that you're on your own.
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sun 12 May 2013, 7:29, archived)
# he's a beatles fan, by the look of him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 May 2013, 14:14, archived)
# That's the expression of someone that has only just noticed there's no bog roll left!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 11 May 2013, 14:09, archived)
# Haha!
Yes! Or the rum's all gone...
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 11 May 2013, 14:18, archived)
# My expression was worst than that
The night I realized I only had half a bottle of wine instead the one and a half bottles I thought I had when the shop had already closed!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 11 May 2013, 14:23, archived)
# ^this
got back at 2 this morning, utterly shattered, to discover that the bottle of blossom hill i thought i had in the fridge got drank before i went away :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 May 2013, 14:44, archived)
# I think the words out of my mouth were
"Arh fuck, fuck fuck fuck and fucking shitting fuck!"
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 11 May 2013, 14:58, archived)
# i do not intend to let sobriety impose itself upon me tonight
back in my own little fortress of solitude, after a hot shower and a good meal, booze will definitely be in order. spending almost a week on holiday without getting drunk once is a bit weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 May 2013, 15:04, archived)
# MMmmm sounds good.
About the same here, don't know weather to have sea bass or roast chicken.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 11 May 2013, 15:19, archived)
# easy choice for me
tomato and scrambled egg on toast
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 May 2013, 15:36, archived)
# Lovely...
try a half tea spoon of english mustard and a small bit of greated extra mature chedar in the eggs.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 11 May 2013, 15:40, archived)
# you can't improve on scrambled eggs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 May 2013, 15:46, archived)
# Furry Murdoch?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 11 May 2013, 14:21, archived)
# LemurDoc to be precise ;)
And no, he's not French. LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 11 May 2013, 14:35, archived)
# But...
the cigarette? He must be French.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 11 May 2013, 14:48, archived)
[challenge entry] NASA unveil new launch system!
(Atatatatari IIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIII, Sat 11 May 2013, 12:37, archived)
# bouncy, buncy
ooh, such a good time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 May 2013, 12:49, archived)
# shoes all in a line...

(Atatatatari IIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIII, Sat 11 May 2013, 12:53, archived)
# stilettos are a no-no
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 May 2013, 13:01, archived)
# Boingy! Boingy! Boingy!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 11 May 2013, 13:01, archived)
# That will save on some fuel.
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 11 May 2013, 13:16, archived)
# it'll put a spring in your step, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 May 2013, 13:24, archived)
[challenge entry] A dirty pea but it fits the compo, so hey



CFFM (201 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sat 11 May 2013, 13:27, archived)
# while it might use less fuel, additional structural concerns now take a front seat.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 May 2013, 15:35, archived)
# yay for bouncy space vehicles!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 11 May 2013, 17:31, archived)
# Ahahahahahaha ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 11 May 2013, 23:59, archived)
[challenge entry] needed more lens flare really...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 11 May 2013, 12:02, archived)
# only if it was created by j.j abrams
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 May 2013, 12:47, archived)
# Any more flare
and it would HAVE to look even faster, right? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 11 May 2013, 13:07, archived)
# undoubtedly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 May 2013, 13:15, archived)
# G&M


Bin pun, shirley
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sat 11 May 2013, 10:08, archived)
# i'm lichen this
:D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 11 May 2013, 12:17, archived)
# George and Mildew? ;p
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 11 May 2013, 13:07, archived)
# George and Moldred?
and other ropey answers...
(Indifferent Leveson Inquiry closed - please leave a message., Sat 11 May 2013, 13:27, archived)
[challenge entry] HowStuffWorks...# 3.............Gas Turbine Injun
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 11 May 2013, 7:33, archived)
# *goes BRRRRRRRRRMMMMM*
How lovely =)
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 11 May 2013, 7:57, archived)
# Hahaha
*CLICK*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 11 May 2013, 12:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 May 2013, 3:59, archived)
# wow, thats crap
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 May 2013, 3:59, archived)
# Nope, just it always looks better with a busy background.
The eye reads that the scale is more fucked up that way.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 11 May 2013, 4:05, archived)
# it was very Q&D
It's always much more difficult when 2 or more appendages are involved with each other -- in this case, left hand grabbing right shoe.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 May 2013, 4:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 11 May 2013, 4:14, archived)
# That said, the left thumb to wrist could be touched up.
Only noticed because you made me took for errors.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 11 May 2013, 4:12, archived)
# Busy background? Does this help?
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 11 May 2013, 12:25, archived)
# Again with the potty mouth
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 May 2013, 4:41, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 May 2013, 4:56, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 11 May 2013, 12:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 May 2013, 5:11, archived)
# is dat sum pedro??
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 May 2013, 6:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 May 2013, 14:54, archived)
# FAR OUT MAN!
I'm back in the 70's :))
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 11 May 2013, 10:42, archived)
# I want the last three hours back! you bastard!
(Atatatatari IIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIII, Sat 11 May 2013, 12:42, archived)
#
I'll give you a lift home

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 May 2013, 14:44, archived)
# Yummy
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 11 May 2013, 12:04, archived)
# Bum call :D
(herman:D, Sat 11 May 2013, 0:25, archived)
# Awwww, it's a cuddly ickle phone. :-)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Sat 11 May 2013, 0:28, archived)
# Once I worked in a place that had a phone with a sticker on it
the sticker said "THIS PHONE HAS BEEN UP MY ARSE"

I don't think this is related to that.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 May 2013, 0:34, archived)
# I remember those stickers
they came free in an issue of Loaded many moons ago.
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Sat 11 May 2013, 2:24, archived)
# I think you'll find it was Just Seventeen.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 11 May 2013, 18:20, archived)
# that phone's got some cheek
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 11 May 2013, 0:41, archived)
# and likely a Distinctive Ring too
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 May 2013, 0:51, archived)
# he he he!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 May 2013, 1:13, archived)
# hahaha
i guffawed loudly at that.

and i was wanking at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 11 May 2013, 1:52, archived)
# can't beat a good wanklaugh
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 May 2013, 2:00, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 May 2013, 2:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
Best comment eva
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 11 May 2013, 2:28, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Sat 11 May 2013, 8:51, archived)
# Saviour of t'interwebs
Woo yay and a good dollop of hoopla - this is brilliant :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Sat 11 May 2013, 0:52, archived)
# "Where's your other hand?"
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 11 May 2013, 1:32, archived)
# entrenched, holding on for dear life.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 11 May 2013, 1:53, archived)
# Who's that on the other end?
Just some arsehole...
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Sat 11 May 2013, 1:34, archived)
# damn,...brb...*
*nevermind...the elbow was a turnoff.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 May 2013, 3:35, archived)
# fuck! That grossed me up, dude. Now I realize that's the heel of her hand and not her elbow
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 May 2013, 3:40, archived)
# Ha Ha...oh fuck! I should get my eyes checked.
....brb then...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 May 2013, 3:42, archived)
# More of this sort of thing
Please
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 11 May 2013, 13:17, archived)
# Olivia O'lovely

*sigh*
I should probably venture outside at some point in my life.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 11 May 2013, 14:26, archived)
# Ironicalicious!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Sat 11 May 2013, 0:18, archived)
# WAILAPOYS?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 11 May 2013, 0:20, archived)
# GROCHNYEVSKS?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Sat 11 May 2013, 0:26, archived)
# not at weekends, no*
*wtfayoa
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 11 May 2013, 2:08, archived)
# Polish? Estonian?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 11 May 2013, 2:26, archived)
# beautiful
*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 May 2013, 0:34, archived)
# at least al jolson is still happy
mammy!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 11 May 2013, 1:54, archived)
[challenge entry] the ruckmobile, so fast it can almost overtake itself.
(orbojunglist, Fri 10 May 2013, 23:19, archived)
# Just the thing when you fancy a bit of a ruck
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 May 2013, 23:20, archived)
# Noddy and The Meth Bust.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 10 May 2013, 23:43, archived)
# Haha yes!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 10 May 2013, 23:53, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Sat 11 May 2013, 0:16, archived)
# faster, you fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 May 2013, 1:14, archived)
[challenge entry] buy it


(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 May 2013, 22:16, archived)
# o hai dekio... wait, what?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 10 May 2013, 22:31, archived)
# Nice night for a......WHAT?!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 10 May 2013, 23:10, archived)
# Is a Bennet lease car available?
On good terms of course.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 10 May 2013, 23:10, archived)
# available on carflix
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 May 2013, 23:25, archived)
# The precious juice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 10 May 2013, 23:53, archived)
# LED OV SOM STEEEM
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 May 2013, 0:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Littlefucktikes
(herman:D, Fri 10 May 2013, 21:59, archived)
[challenge entry] WIIIIIIIIIILD THIIIIING you move me


(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 10 May 2013, 22:06, archived)
# oh fuck, head on front of car, like mine
OH FUCK
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 May 2013, 22:16, archived)
[challenge entry] flankarting
(orbojunglist, Fri 10 May 2013, 23:52, archived)
# His insurance policy won't cover Act of Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 11 May 2013, 0:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Fuck Bomber
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 May 2013, 3:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 May 2013, 20:54, archived)
# sexytiems :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 10 May 2013, 21:01, archived)
# Holy fucking Hanna Barberra!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 10 May 2013, 21:02, archived)
# BAMM BAMM
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 10 May 2013, 21:14, archived)
# Fucking monstrous follow through there.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 10 May 2013, 21:18, archived)
# ahahaha ew
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 10 May 2013, 23:54, archived)
# mmmmmm, rosie o'donnel
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 May 2013, 21:29, archived)
# God! No!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 May 2013, 3:40, archived)
# No wonder Barney always seemed so happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 10 May 2013, 21:44, archived)
# Would :D
(herman:D, Fri 10 May 2013, 21:57, archived)
# Better {:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 10 May 2013, 23:54, archived)
# ^__^
Where's moggy gone anyway
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 May 2013, 23:20, archived)
# Moggy?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 10 May 2013, 23:55, archived)
# has moggy gone again?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 May 2013, 0:36, archived)
# KAWAII
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 May 2013, 0:10, archived)
# KEKEKEKEKEKE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 May 2013, 0:35, archived)
# ^__________^
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 11 May 2013, 7:59, archived)
# ~.~;;.,<3 <3
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 May 2013, 14:55, archived)
# Something I saw this week told me that Wilma's maiden name was Slaghoople.
It gave no details about Betty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 11 May 2013, 0:04, archived)
# :D my dreams as a 13yo boy have come to fruition
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 May 2013, 1:17, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 May 2013, 3:51, archived)
# Your dreams of 13 year old boys?
*calls operation Yewtree*
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Sun 12 May 2013, 18:13, archived)
# When Barney came back I betty got an erocktion.
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Sat 11 May 2013, 1:33, archived)
# ...ah.....thankxguyz...(?)...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 May 2013, 3:36, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 13 May 2013, 4:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Needs must.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 10 May 2013, 20:37, archived)
# *moves further up the bus*
*gives up halfway, my legs are knackered*
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 10 May 2013, 20:43, archived)
# If you want to sit at the front
there is a smaller bus inside to take you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 10 May 2013, 20:51, archived)
# yo, dawg, i heard you like buses
so we fitted a bus inside your bus so you can bus while you bus :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 10 May 2013, 20:57, archived)
# Yo, Richard Hammond
(Testicles just for you, Fri 10 May 2013, 21:29, archived)
# proper lols
i can't decide which one looks most stoned
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 10 May 2013, 21:37, archived)
# This is utter ace!!
Lovely and needs more clicks
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 10 May 2013, 22:08, archived)
# Move along now please.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 10 May 2013, 22:19, archived)
# True Story
The amateur football club I helped run in the 80s once hosted Llanfair's football team in a cup match.

They turned up in a club coach with the full name painted on the side. It was, perforce, a 53-seater...
(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Fri 10 May 2013, 22:33, archived)
# This made me think of "The Big Bus", which I still love.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 11 May 2013, 0:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh yes great fillum.
It wouldn't work as well out in the Fens.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 11 May 2013, 10:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 11 May 2013, 11:26, archived)
# haha
FP version?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 11 May 2013, 15:42, archived)
# *click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 11 May 2013, 7:53, archived)
[challenge entry] The Ladbrokes Confuscating Engine.


More commonly referred to as the "Lose-Almost-Every-Sodding-Frame-Bet-You-Place-During-The-O'Sullivan-v-Barry-Hawkins-Snooker-Final-O-Pede".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 10 May 2013, 18:28, archived)
# You should complain to the BBC
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 10 May 2013, 18:32, archived)
# I don't talk to nonces.
Mummy says I'm not allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 10 May 2013, 18:33, archived)
# not going anywhere
as it's weighed down with the countless coins of losing punters
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 10 May 2013, 19:33, archived)
# He'll only spend it on sweets...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 10 May 2013, 19:38, archived)
# This just in from 1973...



Click to watch Dr. Bronowski on BBC2 HD.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Fri 10 May 2013, 18:09, archived)
# Haha retro-lols
Yes, retro-lols. I said it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 10 May 2013, 18:29, archived)
# Thats well-lol.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 10 May 2013, 19:16, archived)
# Ooh, topical!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 10 May 2013, 18:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 10 May 2013, 18:31, archived)
# not to be confused with Jimmy Saville's long-running series, also on the BBC
The Ass of Children
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 10 May 2013, 19:36, archived)
[challenge entry] quiet today

Filename for deris
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 10 May 2013, 17:30, archived)
# That car needs a good waxing
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 10 May 2013, 17:37, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 10 May 2013, 17:38, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 10 May 2013, 19:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 May 2013, 22:41, archived)
# Fuck me, you must be old
Or at least as old as me because I remember that joke & didn't need the de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 10 May 2013, 17:45, archived)
# I'm only 60.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 10 May 2013, 17:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Since we're posting Fords today.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 10 May 2013, 17:51, archived)
# This should be on the Ford Popular page.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 10 May 2013, 18:01, archived)
# This is the full sized X wing


portland.craigslist.org/clk/cto/3765635367.html
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 10 May 2013, 20:15, archived)
# arf !
gets it , old bastard blog.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 10 May 2013, 20:06, archived)
# ah, the one that fell over for want of a $2 stabiliser, or summat
i take it the new ones aren't made in brazil?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 10 May 2013, 20:41, archived)
[challenge entry] this is a wheelie good compo
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:01, archived)
# Poor Queen :'(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:11, archived)
# Has she died?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:33, archived)
# someone shat off a bridge as the Royal carriage passed below it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 May 2013, 17:14, archived)
# Haha.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:33, archived)
# Trapped cat not included
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:45, archived)
# How do you think it's powered?
People have to fill up on fresh cats every few miles.

Ah food tiem brb.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 10 May 2013, 19:21, archived)
# :)
for some reason i thought this said 'people off their tits on segways'
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:45, archived)
# New Brass Eye out-take discovered
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:46, archived)
# but how does he smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:47, archived)
# Segways are illegal on public roads in the UK
That is all.
(minger56, Fri 10 May 2013, 18:14, archived)
# He's so skint he can't even afford a shadow
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Fri 10 May 2013, 20:15, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 May 2013, 1:24, archived)
# 'paid'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 10 May 2013, 20:40, archived)
# pedent
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 10 May 2013, 20:44, archived)
# There's
y'know, a new newsletter out now. Or whatever. Huzzah!
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue580/
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:57, archived)
# ...and the 'never too soon' award goes to...
claptonista!! :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:01, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 10 May 2013, 13:04, archived)
# cheers Rob
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 10 May 2013, 13:04, archived)
# thanks Rob
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:13, archived)
# woah
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:40, archived)
# Beers Bob
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:25, archived)
# tears for fears Rob
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:31, archived)
# Leers, Rob.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:43, archived)
# clears knob
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:44, archived)
# Meers, Ray
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:45, archived)
# ranks, thob.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:46, archived)
# Can someone explain
what FPP means in relation to the Mitchell and Webb link
cos I'm obviously so-unhip as to not know but don't give a shit what you think of me if I ask
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:58, archived)
# There's this other website, right, which records all the best bits of b3ta for posterity.
All content that is frontpaged here is collected there too, on their frontpage page. So if someone says "FPP this now", it indicates that they think the item is so good it should be preserved for eternity.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:01, archived)
# Ah...
so everything that's been FP'd is on another site?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:05, archived)
# Facebook.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:11, archived)
# The Daily Mail.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:41, archived)
# Fabulous Pink Pantaloons.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:03, archived)
# >FUCK PETER PURVES
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:07, archived)
# *fucks Peter Purves*
Now what?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:56, archived)
# >FONDLE PENELOPE PITSTOP
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:28, archived)
# FROTTING PENGUINS, PLEASE.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:14, archived)
# O< You called?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 10 May 2013, 15:02, archived)
# 
 o<  O=
(\)_(|)
 ""  ""
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 10 May 2013, 16:58, archived)
# Furious Penile Pustulations
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:20, archived)
# Fuck Piss Partridge
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:03, archived)
# Favourably Painted Penis
The art world's version of CDC.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 10 May 2013, 15:16, archived)
# According to the hover over at the top right of the page it is Front Page Post
which I think is in relation to whatever Metafilter is
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:23, archived)
# Rears
Chob!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:10, archived)
# throb
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:13, archived)
# "Son, are you on the drugs?"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:44, archived)
# Sneers Gob
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:45, archived)
# Cheese knob.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:50, archived)
# Blob strop
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 10 May 2013, 15:18, archived)
# Also
is everybody dead?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:50, archived)
# No-one dares push down the newsletter.
It'd be like shitting off a bridge as the Royal carriage passed below.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:55, archived)
# "royal carriage"
Now I've got an image of Prince Philip's meat and two veg indelibly stamped on my brain
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:46, archived)
# that's a uni-ball on the top there
you don't leave a uni-ball on the top of just anybody's grave. another testament to the might of dna
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 10 May 2013, 19:16, archived)
[challenge entry] The Bentley Incontinental GT
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:57, archived)
# The dangers of having a flappy piddle gearbox.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:04, archived)
# Lol pissflaps
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:25, archived)
# Best of all the stage-names.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:33, archived)
# to quote some US comedian a few decades back
...Then America comes out with the 'P' car
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:40, archived)
# Nice
Looks like a stoned rhino?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:42, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
OH how the mighty have fallen...(and can't get up) ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 11 May 2013, 8:50, archived)

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