ha ha ha!! wait until your sister Smash comes on and sees this
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:30,
archived)
you called?
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:38,
archived)
Thank you for the FP, mysterious stranger.Never expected, but always welcome.
(
Captain Howdy,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 19:59,
archived)
Part of my soul died when Nicolas Witchall talked about this on the news for far to long last nightas if it was news. There's a nasty civil war in Syria for fucks sake among other things that warrant the definition of 'news.'
(
Jahled Three shades of black,
Wed 21 Aug 2013, 9:47,
archived)
Bogey loved the tickle of whiskers on his cheek
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:48,
archived)
you go to a place, stuff happens, you assume "this place does this stuff"then lol occurs.
(
discomeats This canoe,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:25,
archived)
From theViz Profanisaurus - "Summoning Moira" - Conjuring up a deeply un-erotic image, such as Moira Stewart, to fell your timber.
(
social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 20:58,
archived)
You have to work with what you have at the time and I think Moira might just do it.
spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 21:32,
archived)
Daily Heil are running a story on new Euro policy that will force us to bow down to German road signsI screen grabbed it to save you having to visit their site - or the links board ;)
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:47,
archived)
I'd like to complain that my Paddington Bear post was overlooked for the front page whilst Moggy's wasn't.Please can you direct me towards the complaints department, or just put me straight through to the manager there please?
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:05,
archived)
What do you mean I "should have shopped his eyes onto his ears"? Don't you know who you're talking to?DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:14,
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sorry guy, dead dictators are out this week HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:34,
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Wait, when did Bagpuss die!?*cries*
(
DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 15:50,
archived)
Terry?Nah. Still alive.
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 21:00,
archived)
Sickoditto twitter botwho is behind https://twitter.com/sickoditto ? It popped up on the @b3ta_links feed a long time ago. @sickoditto has stopped working and It'd be good if the bot started tweeting again.
(,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:04,
archived)
Best of all the twitter bots.
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:21,
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The poor guy on the right has just been ejected from the movement for forgetting his tie
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:25,
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I believe it was Ainsley Harriot.Why don't you go and bother him instead?
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:22,
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why not draw us a picture while we discuss it? HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:27,
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Tie Your Shoes, SHITHEAD
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 12:31,
archived)
hahis the original version of that real?..it just looks fake to me
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 10:47,
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Well, somebody was bound to do it soI thought I should get it out of the way. ;¬)
(
Smallbrainfield,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 10:00,
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yeah, those funny teeth and receding hair makes me laugh whenever I see him HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 10:37,
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Hmmm suspicioulsy ginger.Harry..?
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 10:20,
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just reminded meI put him on b3takit over the weekend...
www.b3takit.co.uk/site/standing-cat/
(www.b3takit.co.uk/site/standing-cat/
lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 10:31,
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Hurray!That's like a Twitter blue tick for a b3ta bandwagon.
(
monkeon schmonkeon,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 11:00,
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Good morningHave a terrible pun that's 26 years too late to be topical
Click for biggins obv
(
Click for biggins obv
thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 9:38,
archived)
*flexes spanging muscles and picks up pan*
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 10:01,
archived)
You know whatthis is a proper b3ta picture. Fantastic :) Have a click.
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 3:31,
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:DNow give it rotor-blades The LOVELY Moggy, you Golden Bummed Mental.
:D
(:D
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 4:42,
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awwwwwwoo, and indeed, yay
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 5:38,
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haha yay!never thought I'd see the day..well done on the front page
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 8:43,
archived)
Ha ha haWhat a lovely pic!
Edit: Laughing at that picture of the bandaged cat nun thing drinking Jimmy Savilles brain through a straw on your profile page.
(Edit: Laughing at that picture of the bandaged cat nun thing drinking Jimmy Savilles brain through a straw on your profile page.
Smallbrainfield,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 9:37,
archived)
Mmmm marmelade sandwiches
(
thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 9:40,
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They're not. Except, of course, when they are. Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 9:45,
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how is it an "in-joke" ?
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 10:03,
archived)
Okay, the word joke is used very loosely.The "in" bit refers to that cat.
Edit: I see that "standing cat" isn't just a b3ta thing, it seems that other parts of the interwebs found it funny. Well I never.
(Edit: I see that "standing cat" isn't just a b3ta thing, it seems that other parts of the interwebs found it funny. Well I never.
Shlvng,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 10:11,
archived)
so by that logic..any picture used by more than 1 b3tan shouldn't be front pagedno more smug bloke
no more Clive
no more the 3 face memes of doom...
(no more Clive
no more the 3 face memes of doom...
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 10:15,
archived)
I don't think you have to be in on the bandwagon to be amused by this one.
(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 10:33,
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Paddington Bear (a classic British cultural icon)amusingly photoshopped with Standing cat which has been a popular internet image since 2008
How is any of that an in-joke?
(How is any of that an in-joke?
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 10:15,
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I hadn't seen standing cat until he recently popped up here.Also I seem to have misinterpreted what an in-joke is.
( Shlvng,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 10:18,
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"something that means nothing to someone outside of a close knit circle"Unlike this which is simply a funny picture whether you know who standing cat or even Paddington is.
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 10:36,
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I'm sorry, I didn't find it funny.Many others did. Nothing to see here, move along.
( Shlvng,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:00,
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Whoa - moggy got a frontpage?!Well done :-D
(
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 10:06,
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Gets to work. Logs in, checks B3ta, falls off chair.I would say I've seen it all now but knowing this place I haven't. Great Stuff!!
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 10:31,
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congratulations !hats off to you
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 11:09,
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By Jove, I think she's got it!FP clicks :D
(
Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:13,
archived)
Stone the bleedin' crows!Hell has frozen over.
Well done and well-deserved FP.
(Well done and well-deserved FP.
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 18:49,
archived)
fictional child porn is still ok tho yer? fuck you happy toast you sick cunt
(
mongychops,
Wed 21 Aug 2013, 19:37,
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wish this was realI'm in the mood for an MC Norris video now
(
Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 23:46,
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Bloody hell that's hypnotic movement**OBEYS**
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 10:33,
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK?
Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 0:21,
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A CYRIAK FUCK FULL OF FUCK deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 3:52,
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WOAHThis fuck is
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 3:28,
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oh fuck yes Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 10:20,
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It's a revisited animation from 3 years ago
I think I've improved slightly - he can definitely bounce higher now
Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 22:53,
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It has come a long wayBut to be fair, I like the first one too.
( An Egg ,D,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 23:56,
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you know it's good when you don't even have to look at the name Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 22:39,
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however, i'm curious as to why he appears to be a ballchinnian Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 22:47,
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that sounds both oily and painful Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 22:51,
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They used to say that to me all the time. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 23:04,
archived)
stop being a rectal cog, then Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 23:07,
archived)
fuck it, i'm gonna watch telly Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 23:20,
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Nah nah nah nah nah nahWoo
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 22:44,
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Hahaha!Aceness!
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 20:58,
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This has me thinking: are spineless people better at autofellatio?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 21:01,
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he needs to suffer breezeblock to the head syndrome Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 21:05,
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is anyone else bored shitless? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 22:23,
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No, do stuff. Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 22:25,
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fuck all to do Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 22:32,
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If in doubt, crack one out. Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 22:35,
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i can't in someone else's house, it's just too weird Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 22:39,
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hahhahamost excellent!
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 21:22,
archived)
hahahahawas staring at this for ages thinking it was the head of the alien queen until I twigged
( alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 21:53,
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*phones the RCMP* PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 22:01,
archived)
royal canadian mounted police?i'd go for the royal canadian kilted yaksmen myself
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 22:11,
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Yaksmen sounds like a Mongolian cartoon book. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 22:48,
archived)
ren and stimpy Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 22:52,
archived)
Kissing his arse goodbye. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 22:07,
archived)
blowing his own trumpet, more like Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 22:16,
archived)
sounds like hard work to me Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 22:35,
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if you don't know, we're both up shit creek Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 22:48,
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supine protoplasmic invertebrate jelly!woo
( Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 22:59,
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Is clegg on holiday or something?
(
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 23:24,
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He has a bad backEveryone else has a pain in the arse.
( An Egg ,D,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 0:04,
archived)
I knew this was a HT post before I saw the signatureDoes this make me an art buff like Brian Sewell or something?
Quality stuff! *click*
(Quality stuff! *click*
Taramasalata is not angry, just disappointed on,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 18:19,
archived)
My friend asked for cheesy chips away at Stevenage vs Orientand this is what he was given:
Click for bigger (107 kb)
(,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 19:38,
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Click for bigger (107 kb)
serves him right for asking for cheesy chips, the fucking headwrong Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 19:42,
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headwronghas taken over from greb as my insult of choice
( parsons* *restrictions apply,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 11:50,
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.jpg)
Could have been canned cheese on crisps, Merkin style. Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 19:44,
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exactly......if you ask for cheesy chips away at Stevenage vs Orient....cheesy chips away at Stevenage vs Orient is what you get.
(
Elvis impersonator,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 20:08,
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so were cheesy chips £1 more than not cheesy chips?It's a wonder people don't throw them back at them
( discomeats This canoe,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 22:31,
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The great travel writer H V Morton once wrote:Stevanage, what a shithole. But I think that was in his diary not one of his books.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 1:56,
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haha...just when she thought it couldn't get any worse....
Elvis impersonator,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 19:46,
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I'm an (undercover) Vagabond impersonator"rain follows me around"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UI4OsB8b8nE
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=UI4OsB8b8nE
Elvis impersonator,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 19:55,
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I like the subliminalsplash effect - almost looks like puddles!
(
tubaman,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 7:41,
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Anyone here work at Wall's? I've got a new product for you
HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 18:09,
archived)
the bacon needs to be crispy and wavyso it sticks in like a wafer
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 18:13,
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it would, no soggy, limp bacon on my watch HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 18:16,
archived)
i disagree with the brown sauce, thoughi'll only eat brown sauce on ginger biscuits
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 18:18,
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toppings are optionalyou could have baked beans if you wanted depending on which Ice Cream van you went to
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 18:20,
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beans are evil Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 18:26,
archived)
Beans with egg?Are you completely insane?
(
unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 19:54,
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it's not to my tastes, but I believe some folk behave in such a manner HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 20:00,
archived)
beans should be outlawed Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 20:01,
archived)
If you pushed the bacon right in (oo-er) it would look like raspberry ripple but taste of pig slices.
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 19:43,
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You can already buy these in Scotland.Deep fried of course.
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 18:14,
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Well he should make a better font while thereBut I suspect it is my eyes
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 19:28,
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I reckonif you made the breadcone and then fried it and put the filling inside after it cooled/drained, this would work
( An Egg ,D,
Tue 20 Aug 2013, 0:07,
archived)
You never had a cup a beans, man? Ae, yer in fer a treat?"You don't have a spoon?"
"I think there might be one in the bathroom but..I've got nae cause te use it, like."
(,
Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:41,
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"I think there might be one in the bathroom but..I've got nae cause te use it, like."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12oCbaTsBSU
( BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 21:01,
archived)
Thanks BorisI particularly liked the chap we had a close up of at 1:05 in the video...
(,
Wed 21 Aug 2013, 16:48,
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I like this.Just because it does features standing cat does not mean that it is bad.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 19:03,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Sports That Never Caught On"){kind=small}
Fly Phishing
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:39,
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rubbing his little hands with evil glee Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:44,
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He'll be 'relaxing in a gentleman's way' to some gay fly porn later. Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:53,
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that's some proper niche shit Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:56,
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Scat's the way I like it. Uh huh. Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:57,
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*headdesks* Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 18:00,
archived)
fly fisting by J.R. Hartley
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 18:06,
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A turd in the hand is worth 2 in the bush, as they say. Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 18:11,
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silly Ham....no such thing as a trusted bank
Elvis impersonator,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 18:18,
archived)
Lovely stuff. Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 18:22,
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