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# gayshift in da house
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 23:52, archived)
# Oh my! Pedro
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 0:03, archived)
# it's not REALLY me, soz
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 0:13, archived)
# i'm going to pretend
you didn't say that
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 1:10, archived)
# that's more like it

(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 1:47, archived)
# oh lordeh
BRB, LOL
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 1:58, archived)
# *something about framerates
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 2:09, archived)
# woah
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 0:05, archived)
# eep!
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 0:08, archived)
# woaheep
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 0:19, archived)
# ahh, hell yes!!
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 0:20, archived)
# .... i mean....
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 0:21, archived)
# whoah @..@
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 0:21, archived)
# bedtime, night /board
xx
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 0:25, archived)
# ~.~;; seeya
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 0:25, archived)
# !!!
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 0:27, archived)
#
!!!
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 0:40, archived)
# Yep :)
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 0:27, archived)
# \o
o/
\
o
\
o
o
\
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 0:47, archived)
# aaarrggghhhh
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 0:56, archived)
# O
WOW
WOW
WOW
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 1:02, archived)
# naaaaaawwww
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 2:10, archived)
# whoa
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 0:28, archived)
#
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 0:41, archived)
# wow! it loks like the waves are animated too
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 0:46, archived)
# Only pinned the horizon.
Not sure if I had intended that or if it was haste. Couple years ago now... 2011-06! Ack!
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 0:54, archived)
# It's awesome
:D
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 1:16, archived)
# Yummy
Send them all to my bedroom
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 0:57, archived)
#
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 1:03, archived)
# Oh my
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 1:11, archived)
#
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 1:39, archived)
#
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 2:14, archived)
#
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 2:26, archived)
#
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 2:35, archived)
#
giggetty
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:33, archived)
# Well now well now
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 7:43, archived)
# That's a bit special
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 1:01, archived)
#
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 1:02, archived)
# so lovely and shiny and bright and so squeezy
:D
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 1:06, archived)
# Lemon Squeezy
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 1:14, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:15, archived)
# GAY SHIFT LIVES
But on second thoughts............Mmmm maybe
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 1:00, archived)
# you turning, spazzy?
spazzy?
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 1:08, archived)
# I've had ups and downs but never rule anything out
Hugs Moley. Off to bed.
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 1:17, archived)
# oh oh oh
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 2:06, archived)
#
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 2:19, archived)
# Gat Club!
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 2:23, archived)
#
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 2:27, archived)
#
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 2:31, archived)
#
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 3:06, archived)
#
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 3:28, archived)
#
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 4:03, archived)
#
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 4:11, archived)
# oh shit
we're gonna blow!
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 4:17, archived)
# fucking ace!
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:57, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 4:11, archived)
# B3TA GAYSHIFT
Still the best of all shifts
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:37, archived)
#

(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:13, archived)
# gets my vote
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:14, archived)
# I'd miss the tin and the cream suppers
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:21, archived)
# you can always order them in.
*runs off to Dragons' Den with idea*
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:27, archived)
# I don't understand this
but geocities.net gets a laugh.
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:26, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:28, archived)
# As I understand it, the independent people of the West Country have tried to separate themselves from mainland England
the independent people of the West Country have tried to separate themselves from mainland Englanda series of ditches and flooding techniques learnt from Dutch settlers has pretty much cut them off
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:38, archived)
# The Low Country + The West Country = The Lowest Country.
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:44, archived)
# They are a bit down in the dumps at the mo....
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:45, archived)
# I just checked out geocities.net
www.geocities.net


"This Page Is Under Construction - Coming Soon!"

Hahahaha!
:D
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:45, archived)
# they distilled the very essence of every site geocities was
top notch!
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:22, archived)
# Let me know when Stoneybridge holds a referendum
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 23:50, archived)
# Oh Denzil!
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 0:06, archived)
# Hahaha
I have the boxed set !
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 2:31, archived)
# :(

(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:10, archived)
#
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:10, archived)
# I clicked for bigger and I LOLoutLOud!
:D
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:40, archived)
# ^What she said^
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 23:03, archived)
# Meanwhile on the isle of Sodor
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:13, archived)
# chuff little manley, chuff!
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:25, archived)
# Make more sense little train.
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:25, archived)
# my train was unaffected. It was fucking cancelled as usual
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:30, archived)
# Good old Jenny
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:38, archived)
# I find this funny because I live on the mainland

(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:49, archived)
# yes, this is the edge of you mainland
one day you will be living on the edge.
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:51, archived)
# I live in Norfolk
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:17, archived)
# 'high sixes'
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 23:22, archived)
# *low tails*
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 23:35, archived)
# fucking hell, you'll be in thr drink before most of us, norfolk is falling into the sea.
i heard a UKIP member say it was because you touched your sister in her special place.
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 0:18, archived)
#
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:03, archived)
# Love this
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:12, archived)
# b3ta classic
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:24, archived)
# lets face it, it's a stupid place to build a railway line....
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:08, archived)
# Yeah, who wants to go to Devon?
who wants to go to Devon?Too wet
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:21, archived)
# But Cream Tea and Dogging in North Molton wins the day.
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 23:29, archived)
#
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:08, archived)
# arf!
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 23:09, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 23:22, archived)
# bit damp today
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:06, archived)
# haha you naughty person
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:07, archived)
# ^This
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:08, archived)
# Hahaha! That's the ticket!
:D
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:46, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 23:34, archived)
# arf!
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 1:10, archived)
# lol
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:06, archived)
# Hmmmmm
Sloff Contemplates Tasty Pudding
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 19:35, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 19:41, archived)
# lovely
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 19:47, archived)
# :D
polite request: slowly rotating spinny eyes please
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:08, archived)
# was just setting them twitching
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:14, archived)
# awesome
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:29, archived)
# So delightfully fiddly
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:25, archived)
# Nice one :)
Is that an after effects mesh or similar?
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:33, archived)
# Nothing clever like that, Toasty's just a wizard
Toasty's just a wizardHe uses boring magic and stuff
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:47, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 19:59, archived)
# :D
His expression is brilliant.

Woo!
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:27, archived)
# Yummy
Lovely
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:45, archived)
# "Sloff need shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave...."
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:07, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:08, archived)
# Wonderful
:D
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:47, archived)
# Image Challenge vote
SciFi Sitcoms
Cheers in the Star Wars cantina, 2.4 children in A.I. that sort of thing

What if people called Robert were actually robots?
Eg. Robot De Niro, and other name-based pun gags

Comedy in history
How would classic sketches and shows have worked if they'd existed in the past?

New Flavours of Food
Create a new flavour of crisps, rethink lasagne, invent a vegetable, give a marrow the goatse marinade, repost your horsemeat-in-da-burgers pics. Inspired by Leemondus: www.b3ta.com/board/11053035

Votepipe:




(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 17:27, archived)
# Where's the Strangle wank victims option?
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 17:32, archived)
# I have a nice and supple rope you can have
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 17:33, archived)
# very kind of you sir
but I prefer a nice stiff rough sisal rope
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 17:36, archived)
# Barbed wire's quite titillating...
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 17:39, archived)
# brb wire
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 17:44, archived)
# >.<
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 19:22, archived)
# robo/ert is ace
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 17:46, archived)
# the choices all seem damn fine this week
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 17:51, archived)
# I want that to at least be a bandwagon.
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 17:51, archived)
#
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 18:10, archived)
# this^^^
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 17:53, archived)
# ^
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 18:10, archived)
# No, it fucking isn't, but I respect your worthless opinion.
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 18:26, archived)
# NO U
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 19:21, archived)
# No need to be rude man, no need.
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:25, archived)
#
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 18:04, archived)
# Unhand me, grubby peasant!
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 18:54, archived)
# I vote Bobots
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 18:47, archived)
# Comedy in History?
A week of Mr Bean's face pasted over Hitler's? Fuck off
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 19:08, archived)
# THIS.
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 19:12, archived)
# This
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 19:24, archived)
# ^ this and this v
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:13, archived)
# I like the gif logo
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:06, archived)
# Can you explain how there's been 26 votes, but only 16 of them are from this page?
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 19:13, archived)
# "Due to people using nefarious methods to rig polls"
yeah, yeah
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 19:19, archived)
# I wonder that sometimes
Especially as you need a b3ta login to vote.
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 19:24, archived)
# I blame Pedro.
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 19:28, archived)
# Now now, we're only 95% sure it's his fault.
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:26, archived)
# It's all /talks' fault. {:->
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 19:29, archived)
# It treats
b3ta.com/board/ and www.b3ta.com/board/ as separate referers.
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 19:47, archived)
# aha!
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:23, archived)
# I voted Robot de Niro without actually looking at the other options
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 19:56, archived)
# SciFi Sitcom you say
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:06, archived)
# I'm voting strangle wank victims
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:16, archived)
# I read that last one as 'New Flood'
Can I have my vote back?
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 17:20, archived)
# Woo :D
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 17:32, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 17:34, archived)
# that looks like good fun =)
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 17:34, archived)
# Bobski!
I always cringe at those things, when I hear about the hammered nails stories! o_O
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 17:41, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:28, archived)
# Cobra meeting 'great success' claims Cameron...
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 16:12, archived)
# Until it was broken up by Flint and Snake-Eyes, of course
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 16:22, archived)
# The only reason they have cobra meetings is because cobra sounds badass.
They probably sat there QUAFFING fucking port and laughing at common people getting wet. "That'll wash 'em!" and then they quaff, that's right QUAFF more port.
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 18:51, archived)
# A show about old crooks? I don't see it.

I'm fibbing. Saw it and loved it. Special nod to Jenny Agutter rocking the red PVC catsuit.

Inspired by www.b3ta.com/board/11054099
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:59, archived)
# woo!
(goes to google images for Jenny Agutter catsuit pics)
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 15:21, archived)
# Ha! I did that…
Wasn't disappointed… I love a good cat suit

(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 15:32, archived)
# Strokes
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 15:47, archived)
# Aneurysms
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 15:51, archived)
# Diff'rent TIAs
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 16:00, archived)
# has blackadder flashback
vimeo.com/60131518 exactly 25 minutes in
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 15:55, archived)
#
catsuit walkabout
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 16:44, archived)
# Oooh Jenny
I had a mate who dated her for a while :(
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 17:40, archived)
# i can work with that
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 19:14, archived)
[challenge entry] I love pommel horses
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:34, archived)
# fred mercury
got da skillz
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:41, archived)
# He's pretty fly
for a dead guy
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:58, archived)
# rip in peace
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:05, archived)
# ...best of all the gym-nas-tics
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:59, archived)
# that would be great to watch
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:08, archived)
#
So do these guys (why else would they have one in their village square?).
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 16:20, archived)
# I would definitely tune in to Grandstand for that.
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 17:30, archived)
# tried a self portrait last night
had fun with some acrylic

Click for bigger (280 kb)

(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:20, archived)
# Very nice.
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:23, archived)
# first time I've used real paints for ages.
I plan to keep at it to get better.
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:26, archived)
# you look like a rapey PE teacher
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:38, archived)
# no offence, like
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:38, archived)
# looking in a mirror
for hours gives you that look. try it
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:39, archived)
# I don't want to look like a PE teacher
but the painting is awesome, you have skills!
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:53, archived)
# on your knees and give me 20
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 17:36, archived)
# you can smell your own kind.
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:57, archived)
# very nice.
amazing, actually
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:00, archived)
# cor, ta
I need ti work on a lot though.
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:06, archived)
# I love self portraits, and I have to say this one really does look like me.
and I have to say this one really does look like me.Who painted it?
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:02, archived)
# you did
you silly born bugger
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:05, archived)
# Ah, yes, it's confusing - like those autobiographies people write about me.
yes it's confusing - like those autobiographies people write about me.I don't remember doing half the stuff they mention
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:07, archived)
# you got it all wrong
that book was about me. I don't remember any of it either though.
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:25, archived)
# Or...
he's a good painter - who looks good - but has a shit mirror
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 18:03, archived)
# I think this is why my stuff on b3ta is always so shit in comparison to everyone else's
I have fuck all artistic talent.
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:05, archived)
# very nice
but we don't know what you look like, so it could be rubbish
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:08, archived)
# it's a self portrait you idiot
I look like the painting ; ) duh
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:20, archived)
# but you might be a shit painter - in which case you would not look like the painting
:)
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:32, archived)
# Or he might be an ace painter
who looks shit.

...no, wait
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:44, archived)
# this one
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 17:59, archived)
# Woo skin tones
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:22, archived)
# Art! But is it arf?
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:41, archived)
# you are a young bill plympton
aicmfp
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 15:28, archived)
# But
it doesn't look anything like the photos I took of you.
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 16:33, archived)
# Nice!!
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 16:48, archived)
# fuck!
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 19:04, archived)
# FUCK!

(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:25, archived)
# Nice arts
You could've entered the Sky arts portrait artist compo? I had to make a giant Mona Lisa Mosaic from all the entries
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 17:43, archived)
# Nguyen Van Leia
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:04, archived)
# This needs more praise.
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:47, archived)
# thanks
took me long enough!
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:51, archived)
# i duly have praised
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:54, archived)
# nice Lemmings icon
don't think I've seen that before
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:58, archived)
#
i think it defaulted to that after xmas..?
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 19:18, archived)
# i clicked 'I like this!'
what more do you want?!
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:01, archived)
# I want
to see it stolen and offered for sale as a canvas print on CafePress
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:03, archived)
# maybe as flip-flops
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:10, archived)
# Arf!

(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:05, archived)
# Support the South Vietnamese National Police!
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:28, archived)
#
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 15:45, archived)
# Hahaha!

(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 15:52, archived)
# Pffffffffffffffft!
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 15:54, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 15:59, archived)
# inspired
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 16:22, archived)
# re: bonus scout trooper...
...already a bloody special edition eh?
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 17:04, archived)
# ha!
(, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:40, archived)
# "Mmm, plate of food beautiful, that is"
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 12:34, archived)
# Horrifying.
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 12:48, archived)
# heysoos that's quite something!
half greg, half yoda, all brussel sprout
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 12:49, archived)
# Thora Hird hasn't aged well since the whole death thing
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 12:52, archived)
# YAY! Master-Jedi-Chefs! (It reminds me of Thora Hird also?)
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 12:52, archived)
# There is no fry.
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 12:55, archived)
# Obligatory Delia Sith

(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:26, archived)
#
Obligatory Norks Princess Leia Nigella


Quick and dirty. Wish it was quicker and dirtier.
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:27, archived)
# YES!
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:45, archived)
# Wow! I'm not even on that bus and this excites me
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:48, archived)
# LOOK OUT PRINCESS! DARTH SAATCHI WILL USE HIS DEATH GRIP!
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 18:49, archived)
# she's graping my death squildo
WOO!
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:59, archived)
# "Cooking getting this tough, it does not"
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 12:57, archived)
# Haha
Ace
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:08, archived)
# holy fuck
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:43, archived)
# Looks like Nan from Little Nan's Bar
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:08, archived)
# Little Nan's Bar, the notorious scat porn artists?
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:16, archived)
# *takes notes*
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:28, archived)
# look, look, it's a CAD designer....
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:46, archived)
# Absolute shower!
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:55, archived)
# it's pronounced "shahh"
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 12:46, archived)
#
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:57, archived)
# Pedro, do you ever sleep?
do you ever sleep?:D
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 12:01, archived)
# there was an 8 hour, 11 min gap between my future FP 'Fuck Off Cat' / 'PatePoppers' pics, and subsequent followups
EDIT:
I see you have nearly a 10 hour gap, so you must do the whole 'breakfast' thing
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 12:05, archived)
# ...actually, I am stalking you
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 12:07, archived)
# ...i'm right behind you---RIGHT NOW
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 12:09, archived)
# *shudders*
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 12:16, archived)
# You rotter
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 12:24, archived)
# Nice
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:02, archived)
# i've been saying it wrong all the years
or should that be yairs?
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:07, archived)
# I used to fly with BA,
but I switched to these guys, for obvious reasons.
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 16:35, archived)
#
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Snooker Races!
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:35, archived)
# Hahahahaha
The 3:15 from The Crucible. Going, good to firm :)
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay! I love racing...

(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:48, archived)
# hahaha
Poor Jeremy :(
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:54, archived)
# All the animals LOVE it!
:D
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:54, archived)
# next time there's a flood, Noah Jr Jr Jr Jr Jr Jr Jr Jr Jr Jr Jr Jr Jr Jr Jr should try this
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:59, archived)
# i just realized it's very difficult to say
junior junior junior junior junior junior junior junior junior junior
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 12:00, archived)
# This is great -
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 12:10, archived)
# So are you!
:D
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 12:54, archived)
# HA! love this one
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 12:54, archived)
# cheers
It would brighten it up a little and speed it along?
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 12:57, archived)
[challenge entry] This COULD spell disaster!
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 10:59, archived)
# haha
Are the 'Spark' and 'Wins' coincidental?
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:04, archived)
# Ooh yes, just spotted that!
Ning Q! :D
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:07, archived)
# Ning mate
I think I'll try enter this weeks challenge before the week's out!
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:15, archived)
# Surely it would be "Spark" and "Wink", or "Spars" and "Wins"?

sorry
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:24, archived)
# K is worth 5 points, S is worth 1
Spark Wins!
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:37, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:33, archived)
# reminds me of this...
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:37, archived)
# Seriously?
Only one point for ☂, ☎, or ♪?
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:33, archived)
#
It's three points for ☎, obviously.
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 16:48, archived)
#
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 10:18, archived)
# Haha!
What a lovely man.
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 10:21, archived)
# manners cost nothing
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 10:50, archived)
# haha
A cup of strong coffee would be great Mr.Polite man
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:00, archived)
# Fuck the polite
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:26, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:38, archived)
# pole eat?
also, ARF!
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:44, archived)
# this is superb
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:59, archived)
# pun-tastic!
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 10:00, archived)
# :D
That packaging has a hint of Darth Vader about it…
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 10:07, archived)
# But... but I can't think of any hair product related puns for Mr Vader...
Vader Sassoon? Is that a thing?
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 10:25, archived)
# Even Luke uses it...

(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 10:38, archived)
# no, I am your Lather...
rinse, repeat.
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 10:45, archived)
# Someone spang this person
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:17, archived)
# I can never be spanged!
spunged? sponged? spangled?
never!
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:22, archived)
# see...
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 12:51, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:00, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 10:15, archived)
# I see the words SHOWER!, SCRUB!, RINSE!
in large flashing POW!, SMACK!, BOFF! style writing
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:12, archived)
# if i knew how to do them animated moving pictures
I'd do that... but, alas, I am not clever enuff.
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:14, archived)
#

(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 9:38, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Mmmmm…Lynx Mordor. My fave! :)
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 9:49, archived)
# Some people just can't take a hint….
Imagine being bought deodorant by your colleagues….
:(
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 9:52, archived)
# Aww poor Azog
He reminds me of Vinny Jones
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:15, archived)
# Don't be daft, Vinnie looks nothing like an orc...
Vinnie looks nothing like an orc...
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:30, archived)
# I think he looks like Robert Webb
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 18:09, archived)
# hahhahah final frame wins it all
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:02, archived)
#
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 1:33, archived)
# ...and if you act now!...
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 1:36, archived)
# FP this now! *Srsly*
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 9:38, archived)
# It will never catch on
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 10:21, archived)
# FP THIS NO.. oh wait
I DO NOT KNOW WHERE IT SHOULD BE P'd!
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 10:47, archived)
# Hull?
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:21, archived)
# As good a place as any other lacking in sufficient quality!
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 18:52, archived)
# awww, squeee! ~.~;;
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:59, archived)
# o_O
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 9:54, archived)
# Oh man, do I need this.
Flatmate put down the shopping and nipped to the loo. When she came out, my cat had murdered and disembowelled the Go-Cat box, and eaten two-thirds of its contents.
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 1:56, archived)
# expect a pile of vomit fairly soon then ...
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 3:52, archived)
# He tends not to vomit.
He just sits around looking smug, getting fatter and fatter.
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 6:27, archived)
# GODDAMIT PEDRO
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 2:58, archived)
# ocean fish
ocean fish
ocean fish
ocean fish
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 3:49, archived)
# the normal prey of the domestic short-hair ...
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 3:53, archived)
# nice font
also, did Whiskers photoshop a small smile on the cat? It's not natural
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 7:19, archived)
# Aww my favourite brand of fluff
24LB?
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 9:34, archived)
# that's the bag's weight, not the cat
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 9:47, archived)
# Hahaha! Great.
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 9:54, archived)
# hahaha
Nice
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:33, archived)
# Awww man - my eldest cat died at weekend - and he fully understood the phrase "fuck off cat"....
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:49, archived)
# Aww sorry to read that Shallows :(
(, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 15:02, archived)

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