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# is
this gc? just found it a funny slant on a well oiled original.
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:33, archived)
# I ain't seen it before
but its quite funny.
(Maels, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:34, archived)
# Me neither
but could someone please tell me how I can stop rating the photos..?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:36, archived)
# er....
just don't click a rating???
(Maels, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:43, archived)
# But
but they need rating, my opinions must be shared...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:45, archived)
# I'd have sex with anyone
beer doesn't even come into it.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:36, archived)
# Drop yer keks then...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:36, archived)
# even blokes?
oh dear me.
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:36, archived)
# only the hairy
ones
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:45, archived)
# Slut girl proclaims you a slut

YOU SLUT!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:00, archived)
# i've not shaved for a week
give us a kiss
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:01, archived)
# Howsabout
her?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:37, archived)
# Tell me she's been shopped
she must have...
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:39, archived)
# Must be, her left one is a couple of cups sizes bigger
than her right...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:44, archived)
# that can't be real

not a shark/helicopter in sight
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:39, archived)
# good
lord
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:42, archived)
# i still would
i ain't fussy
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:56, archived)
# blimey
[edit] similarly
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:52, archived)
# as my dad would say
any port in a storm!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:58, archived)
# were you in the strand yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:51, archived)
# is this gc?
www.thehacc.freeservers.com/images/big_carrot,_pat.jpg

i found it rather ammusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:40, archived)
# *snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:57, archived)
# holy wept
the first image was wayyyy beyond NSFW.

/looks forward to p45 coming soon to an employee near me.
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:43, archived)
# the odd thing about that is
even the ones i voted for as "sober" had averages of 7 and the like. are my standards *that* low? i must be told...

{edit} f'rinstance 7? it'd take a good bottle of gin to get her anywhere near me!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:43, archived)
# think about it though
even if it's a beautiful woman you may as well have the 7 pints as well ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:44, archived)
# well, obviously it'd take me 5 pints and a gin & tonic to pluck up the courage...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:47, archived)
# perhaps she'd need
30 pints though? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:48, archived)
# they've reset all the scores
i think we bust it (pardon the pun)
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Originally meant to star alongside Biggles
An injury a short way into filming he was forced to withdraw and was so cut from the film

He was forced to spend many years walking on beaches before getting a second chance and starring in Shrek
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:31, archived)
# I like that
It reminds me of my blatant repost
(I helped save b3ta! wonko the sane, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:00, archived)
# Ming the Merciful...

paint mash job so no anti-aliasing
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:28, archived)
# oh,
but that's fantastic! That is Really Top Darts.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:29, archived)
# Hey Phil
fnord is ahead of you on posts too (though barely - 13842).
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:39, archived)
# That means I'm a head of him,
Beer Luddite hell.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:41, archived)
# It's a race
to 15k!
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:42, archived)
# HA!
Good oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:43, archived)
# ha ha ha
that is fork in funny, he looks like a friendly uncle
(I helped save b3ta! jazzman, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:30, archived)
# He looks like Leslie Philips to me
but I could be thinking of someone else.
(Maels, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:33, archived)
# brill
and wunnerfool
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:31, archived)
# He's so honourable!
"Flash Gordon is alive? I'll send him a late christmas card."
(_, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:31, archived)
# haha
that made me laugh lots
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:34, archived)
# Lovely,
How I love Ming.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:32, archived)
# is there an
'e' missing from the end of that sentence? :o)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:37, archived)
# No,
Pervert.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:39, archived)
# you mean
you don't?
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:40, archived)
# Yeah, come
on Bov, spit it out!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:44, archived)
# Oh for...
No I'm meant not in that post, you dodgy buggers.
I am as straight as straight can be.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:46, archived)
# except for
when you sleep with men.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:51, archived)
# Oh yeah,
but that doesn't count, I close my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:55, archived)
# so'm I, that's
why I love Minge
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:51, archived)
# A new craze that's
being ignored by SWEEPING the nation!

Can you believe the site was made by a fourteen year old?


Actually, what am i saying?
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:25, archived)
# hey!
I saw lots of people with 'Not in my name' banners on the news last night!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:26, archived)
# Then
hopefully my small swelling of pride is justified. I got an email of the mirror this morning, saying thanks for the input and had i read the last edition?

Was very smug :)
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:31, archived)
# popup hell
grrr
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:27, archived)
# grrr
indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:28, archived)
# i can't beleive it needs flash
oh fuck what a pile of shitey
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:28, archived)
# *FACT*
BUM GAY
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:30, archived)
# wahay excuse for a repost
(doktored, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:43, archived)
# "$kunky"
"Phantom Lord"
"Lady Stardust"

...bless their imaginations. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:31, archived)
# hehehe
*laughs at the people with silly made up names*
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:33, archived)
# I know,
what were they thinking?

Whereas names like beast_with_two_backs, bob the dinosaur, Dr. Mercury and 'Rogan, in the conservsatory, with rope' really mark us out as the adults of the net ..


/runs
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:34, archived)
# is that the real
Dr Phil Kitten?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:39, archived)
# *rises to feet*
I am she.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:44, archived)
[challenge entry] This scene was cut from Lock Stock
after Dexter Fletcher got confused and thought he was back in Press Gang.


it says press on his hat - honest!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:23, archived)
# and what happens
if you do?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:25, archived)
# he talks in an annoying
cocker-nee accent until you press it again.

Edit - if Bovine is the new b3ta top poster - I say it should be national Bovine day!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:26, archived)
# he was american in press gang though
wasn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:29, archived)
# interesting idea
doesn't work so well though
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:33, archived)
# hehe
press gang was so shit
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:34, archived)
# lovely
you whore! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:34, archived)
# But it's a whole barrel of laughs :D
Woo to another fp!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Mercury, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:56, archived)
# New line-up announced
Sorry if it's been done before... (and see here and here if this makes no sense at all...)


Clickness for biggy.

Boiler still knackered, reduced to doing crap tattyswops to keep warm.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:21, archived)
# more pointless news
here
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:26, archived)
# yeah but this story -
he wasn't the real Slade bassist was he? That was good old Jim Lea. Slade II's just a joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:33, archived)
# Orwight? A) Here's a nicon for the comp.

It's me.

B) What do b3tans feel about Gobo?, this virus writing guy who got 2 years. I pesonally feel he's a wanker, even though I have a mac and therefore, snigger, don't get viruses. Virii? Virusesii?


(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:19, archived)
# that's because no one codes on the mac
so noone writes viruses for it.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:20, archived)
# hehehe
Poor old mac users. No-one ever writes stuff for the mac :)
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:20, archived)
# virii
virii suck nob
(_, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:20, archived)
# worm
it was a worm, not a virus. serves him right
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:21, archived)
# well said munkt0n
releasing worms doesn't have the same ring to it as releasing virii though does it? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:22, archived)
# MSTDs
is a much better term for them.
(cattleprod, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:25, archived)
# Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:26, archived)
# MicroSoft Transmitted Diseases
You generally only get clobbered if you're running Lookout. Other mail clients are available, many of which don't default to Hideously Insecure Mode. I don't really give a toss, I'm running FreeBSD, but I have to deal with Clue-Free Users who do use this shit...
(cattleprod, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:28, archived)
# ha!
i like that.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:26, archived)
# Surprised that G Walker B ...
... hasn't determined that they are Messages of Mass Destruction, and declared war on the internet.

Lookout! Incoming!!
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:33, archived)
# ...floating in the summer sky
99 red balloons go by.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:41, archived)
# hurry hurry
super scurry
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:45, archived)
# Susannah
Kerner - mmmmm back then anyway, though she had v.hairy armpits
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:46, archived)
# doesn't safari
just kick copious amounts of booty?
and it's still in beta!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:21, archived)
# dunno, If I try
and run OSX on my G3 I fear it may well bloody not work too well :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:40, archived)
# oh
:(
that's unfortunate.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:45, archived)
# What an interesting approach to security...
There are Mac viruses (but not many - I mean, who's arsed? You got a Mac? Then the virus is most likely between keyboard and chair...)
Before you start arguing I'm just being arsey for the sake of it...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:30, archived)
# Hey me too. I like the Mac (especially the G4) cos it's good for my job
which is CAD stuff and very heavy duty 3d rendering of yet-to-be-built buildings. The only drawback I've found with it so far is the Mac looks stupid, and PC users think it's for idiots.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:35, archived)
# I know a *nix admin
who used OSX for 10 minutes and said "It's UNIX for morons... Where's the fucking console?" so Sun users think they're for idiots too :o)
Simpsons themed Mac virus...
...Simpsons themed PC "virus" - How the fuck did this one spread? 8Oo
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:40, archived)
# G4 powermacs look nice
if you ask me
and the powerbook is fookin gorgeous
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:40, archived)
# oh pleeeez
don't get me started.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:43, archived)
# Yeah!
Think different! Fuck grammar!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:47, archived)
# Yeeesssss...
This circus look like a treat...
possibly nsfa
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:17, archived)
# Is that the circus
of my imagination?

Edit: Now you've changed it too a link, I look like a pervert.
Bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:19, archived)
# The circus of your
imagination is a very unsafe place
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:19, archived)
# Very like
thw windmills of your mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:20, archived)
# but
ringside seats are cheap
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:22, archived)
# why are you all doing this to me?
what's with all the Dr. Kitten imposters? who started this? why?
aaaargh! my tiny soft braiN!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:24, archived)
# Its Dr Phill appreciation day today
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:28, archived)
# I didn't start it.
Nowt to do with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:33, archived)
# We love you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:37, archived)
# I
know.

Really, it's hard not to.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:46, archived)
# slut
.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:52, archived)
# How do you mean?
*snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:49, archived)
# ahhhh
the circus of the mind..

look at the clowns! there's 10,000 of them, and their legs are 40ft long..
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:20, archived)
# and wait...
they're not clowns at all!
they're all mom!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:28, archived)
# If this is in your imagination ...
I'd see a specialist


Or an agent :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:26, archived)
# Ahhh back in my office
I'm hummus less



Discokingpin about.....?

(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:17, archived)
# heehee
I like that
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:22, archived)
# Hoorah for ugly babies
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:23, archived)
# That looks evil
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:24, archived)
# had a very bizarre experience yesterday
i was quietly walking down the strand, minding my own business, when a strange man came over to me and asked if i'd like to have sex with him for £20. i ran away.

*edit* it occurred to me later that it was rather ambiguous who'd be paying who. but i didn't like to ask.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:16, archived)
# Did you not even
negotiate? I bet you could have got £25 out of him ;) (scary!)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:17, archived)
# What's your gender?
/craig david
(_, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:17, archived)
# You're either too cheap or your standards are too high.
.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:17, archived)
# you pay him
or he pays you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:17, archived)
# i didn't really like to ask.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:19, archived)
# oohhh!
scary, I think I would run away too!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:17, archived)
# jesus fuck!
that's really scary. well - I would've been scared.

Amerella had that happen to her once (she ran away too, I hasten to add).
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:18, archived)
# Slut.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:18, archived)
# *pfft*
monitor coffee chair tea soup monitor
edit: nose
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:19, archived)
# *stifled giggle*
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:19, archived)
# tee hee
ho ho ho
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:20, archived)
# bovine
that's not funny
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:20, archived)
# No, I'm sorry.
It can't be a very nice thing to have happen to you.
Sorry Unicorn.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:22, archived)
# it's okay
i was expecting that.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:24, archived)
# I was only playing aboot anyway,
that must have been unerving though.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:27, archived)
# freaked me out, i can tell you
i mean, do i look like the kind of person who'd be interested in that sort of thing?

don't answer that
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:29, archived)
# I've never seen you
but I'm sure you don't.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:34, archived)
# Don't
listen to them, there all gay.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:28, archived)
# THATS NOT NICE!
unles you were holding a pot noodle then they can call you a slut
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:23, archived)
# Look,
Unicorn took it in the spirit it was meant.
I love those Pot Noodle adverts.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:25, archived)
# that's not bizarre
it's both illegal and disgusting. Did you report him? To the police I mean, as opposed to b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:18, archived)
# i couldn't give a good description really
and i doubt they'd care.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:21, archived)
# well,
if you'd hung around I could have gone up to £30
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:19, archived)
# You didn't 'accidentally'
have one of those phone box cards stuck to the back of your jacket did you?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:21, archived)
# Similarly
I came out of the corner shop two days ago and this woman came up to me asking for tube fare so she could get home. I said I didn't have any change. I then went to walk off and she said
"Well, would you like any business, y'know, for the fare?"

I stared at here blankly for a minute then realised what she was _actually_ proposing.

I too ran away. It wasn't very nice for me either I must say.
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:37, archived)
# bored

At about this time in the afternoon I like to Gimp a donkey into an elephant...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Nostril, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:12, archived)
# on the subject of lovely little animals....
aren't they beautiful?

(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:22, archived)
# aaarghhh
that is disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:28, archived)
# and yet
they all seem so unhappy...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:29, archived)
# is it just me
or do some of these japanese smileys linked on the mainpage look more like boobies than anything else?
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! benjymous help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:14, archived)
# fredjack
is there anywhere online telling you easy ways to make gifs? i've got an ace idea for the competition but lack 100% hummus

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:15, archived)
# how to animate?
GIFs you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:18, archived)
# yes
.
(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:25, archived)
# wouldn't that make them NSFW?
(o)(o)
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:16, archived)
# Dot Matrix announcement
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:07, archived)
# Aaarf
Dot Matrix, I bet she has lovely pins, all nine of them
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:09, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:10, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:11, archived)
# .
wasn't Dot Matrix the Robot out of Space Balls?
(gutbobs, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:11, archived)
# yep
the female c3po
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:13, archived)
# yep
.
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:13, archived)
# and she had a cracking virgin alarm too
*thinks for a sec, then on a different note*

'Hello my sunshine, hello my darling, hello my fun time gaaaaaalllllll...'

(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:15, archived)
# two chickens in a bucket?

FUCK IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:58, archived)
# which
part do you fuck exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:59, archived)
# the IT part
i think.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:03, archived)
# Yeeah,
Fuck IT!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:04, archived)
# slut
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! pip, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:06, archived)
# yeah...
not really sure why.. just something this guy i used to know at school used to say.. and umm im bored so i did a pic of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:07, archived)
# HEY BOVINE!
YOU POST MORE THAN ME-EE
YOU POST MORE THAN ME-EE
YOU'RE SADDER THAN I AM
YOU'RE SADDER THAN I AM

*dances around room, making gun-hands and pretending to shoot stuff*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:08, archived)
# you're no longer the saddest person
on the board ;)
how many is fnord on?
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:09, archived)
# what?
What have I missed?
Whats happened?
DON'T tell me I've overtaken you in posts.
Ah...bugger, I am sad.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:12, archived)
# ha
ha
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:15, archived)
# check your profile, Baby!
*boogies gently to self*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:15, archived)
# Personally,
I think its sad that you're so smug about something as pointless as posts.
Bah!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:17, archived)
# exactly
or inexactly, it ain't my idea of a party
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Nostril, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:07, archived)
# Packet of extra strong mints...
The artist formally known as Prince!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:00, archived)
# fred...
Seeing as its Dr Phil appreciation day, where is she? (assuming i havn't been blinded to her by the shear number of Philites )
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:02, archived)
# dunno
I think she went to lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:04, archived)
# ok
i might be rude about her then, but you must promise not to tell her ok?
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:06, archived)
# yeah!
lets talk behind her back, she'll never read the spaz anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:07, archived)
# i heard she got the lurgy
but then shes a girl so she would have
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:08, archived)
# I hear that she's not
really a proper doctor like what we are.

she's a sham of a doctor thats what i heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:10, archived)
# from the Hollywood Upstairs School of Medicine
speaking of which, where's Dr Nick? havent seen him in a while
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:12, archived)
# doctors certificate
from the back of a cornflake packet.

thats what i heard

and she smells of WEE flowers
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:16, archived)
# .
and bums
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:17, archived)
# SHIT, SHES COMING BACK! CHANGE THE SUBJECT...



and then the vicar says, "My trousers!" aaaaahahahaha

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:17, archived)
# she'll never notice
my speedy editing
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:19, archived)
# very sly
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:33, archived)
# I'm terribly confused.
I think I'll get back to work.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:08, archived)
# *** THREADJACK YOUR BODY (MAKE ME SWEAT) [les rhythmes digitales] ***
I just got Dancing Stage Party Edition for PlayStation. It'ths Immenth. Do we have any other Dance Dance Revolution fans here?
(_, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:07, archived)
# i'm gonna buy the dance stage thing for the misses
as she always play it if there's an arcade near.

then i can justify going to new jersey in august. i think thats fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:09, archived)
# Force her to do
it naked.


Or not. Not is an option.
(_, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:12, archived)
# i think i maybe
pushing my luck already. i haven't told her about new jersey yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:13, archived)
# aye
and i've got dance mats

i'm sad

why is everyone being a kitten related name today? i've been off sick for a couple of days.

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:13, archived)
# You're not sad!
You're Making Video Games Healthy
(_, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:15, archived)
# yes yes yes yes yes!
dance dance revolution rocks!
It rocks to such a degree that to put it into earthly words would make my brain hurt!
Not only is it a cool game, but my mate has lost 4 stone in 7 months since getting his dance mat.
(I helped save b3ta! fishsticks, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:19, archived)
# I'm playing it all the time
and I'm also on Slim·Fast 1400 kilocalories per day.
It must be going well - my stomach is in perpetual agony.
(_, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:22, archived)
# some people began to suspect that the new KFC Zinger bucket
was slightly undercooked...
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:10, archived)
# the crispy coating is all missing
and wheres my sweet corn (or BBQ bean, depending on the seasonal offer)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:12, archived)
# hehe
good one.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:13, archived)
# and it tasted fowl
.
(I helped save b3ta! jazzman, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:15, archived)
# hehe
cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:17, archived)
# Some Cybermen had rhythm in their soul
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:51, archived)
# Haha
That's great, that is.

(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:53, archived)
# play that funky music...
cyber boy!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:53, archived)
# Phaal.
PHAAL!
(_, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:53, archived)
# Woo!
Are they taking part in 'The Adventure Game' too?
Rangdo won't award him any currency with moves like that! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:56, archived)
# woo
heeh
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:58, archived)
# doogy rev
gronda gronda
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:01, archived)
# Drogna
Gronda
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:03, archived)
# i have a tin of drogna
at home somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:19, archived)
# woo!
the adventure game is back on Challenge TV :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:03, archived)
# i watched it on saturday
I seem to remember the king being a plant, but he's a tea pot.....when did this happen?
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:05, archived)
# he's an alien king
he changed shape in one of the series and stayed like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:13, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
that old chestnut
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:17, archived)
# I saw it over the christmas holiday
Jonny Ball was on it! :)

I also watched Takeshi's Castle a lot. it was stupidly funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:15, archived)
# Dr Phil?
Why so dark?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:06, archived)
# Mwahahahahahahaaa!
I AM LEGION.

I am, you know - look.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:10, archived)
# i saw that for the first time in agaes on the weekend.
sad to see how badly it had dated.. :(

still good though. it had a cheggers in his drunken days! :))
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:01, archived)
# Did he get
evaporated?
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:03, archived)
# random claim to fame
my dad made the control box that controlled The Vortex
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:17, archived)
# Oooo
Funkee
(I helped save b3ta! cow23, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:00, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! pip, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:10, archived)
# I fucking love that
Hammer is great.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:15, archived)
# ta, it's prolly my fave
anim i've done yet :)
(I helped save b3ta! pip, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:19, archived)
# Sorry to Fred Waste..
But I'll post a picture of a kitten in spats after lunch.

Does anyone know of a good place to get anime in central London? I'm trying to get a copy of Katsuhiro Otomo's "Memories" DVD for my missus as a pressie..

Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
This just made me laugh out loud for some reason:
>But I'll post a picture of a kitten in spats
>after lunch.
Only on B3ta. Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:52, archived)
# Your missus is into Manga?
Er... are you sure? I've never heard of any woman being into Manga before
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:52, archived)
# I'm into Manga
and Anime. Tis good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:54, archived)
# young girls
getting buggered by tentacled beasties? you're weird..
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:55, archived)
# That comes under the sub-bracket of manga porn I think
manga can also be nice and fluffy
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:56, archived)
# it's not all like that
sometimes it's vampire princesses saving the world from giant robots. and then there's stuff like Cowboy Bebop.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:56, archived)
# "Memories"
Isn't your usual Anime - it's pretty girly I think. Have you tried Forbidden Planet?

Edit: Not much help, but interesting reading:
www.themanime.org/reviews/i-q/memories.html
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:56, archived)
# Not hugely,
But she saw a clip of 'Magnetic rose' and wants to see the whole thing.

I'd order online but the bank took away all my credit cards and wont let me have any more.

Plus its not the ussual squid rape bullshit, its a really nice bit of animation and 2 good short films (3rd one is a bit arse)
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:55, archived)
# for those who believe the hype
the squid rape bullshit is about 5% of all manga/anime

most is very very good and intelligent. Alot is better than most hollywood films or TV shows.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:00, archived)
# repost moment
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:02, archived)
# Cool
I'd missed that one. Woo + Yay, reposting's bad, OK [in South Park counsellor drawl]
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Nostril, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:09, archived)
# repost again!
yay i can repost!


(I helped save b3ta! fishsticks, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:13, archived)
# woo- see below
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:14, archived)
# Hahaha
took me a while to get that despite the context and the filename - I couldn't get the Aretha Franklin song out of my head!

wooo, sir, woo.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:47, archived)
# have an anime woo
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:13, archived)
# bollocks
it's all made by pervy japs.
"Id' like some used girls pants please"
"certainly sir, they are over there, in the vending machine"
dropping atomic bombs on a nation had some rather weird side effects
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:03, archived)
# what a massive
sweeping generalisation.

so by the same thread all americans like guns, country music and stringing black people up by their necks..

have a look further into it I would. Racisim doesn't suite you.

p.s. they got their sense of propretry & sexual decency from Carry on films. Who's the pervy country now?
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:08, archived)
# true..
I'm just pissed off with my employers & venting my spleen on the board, ignore me..
the age of consent is 13 though, that's not right, at all
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:10, archived)
# weird
I didn't believe you so I looked it up -

Article 2 - Definitions

For the purpose of this Law, a 'child' means a person under the age of 18 years.

Age of majority

The Article 3 of the Japanese Civil Code states that the age of majority is twenty (20) years old.

Age of consent for sexual activity

The Article 177 of the Penal Code puts the age of consent for sexual actitvity at thirteen (13) years.

Age of consent for marriage

Articles 731 and 737 of the Civil Code provides that the age of consent for marriage is eighteen (18) years for men, and sixteen (16) for women.

But when a minor wants to get married, he or she needs the consent of his or her parents.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:15, archived)
# Would have made
me a happy 13 year old...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:17, archived)
# Sounds about right
to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:10, archived)
# I liked that cup
you could get with the vagina inside... I want one...
...purely for research purposes you understand.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:13, archived)
# Your right,
I got completely put off Manga stuff after watching 'Fists of the North Star' Followed by Urotsukidoji (one and two).

But, I'm slowly tring to get back into it..
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:11, archived)
# but
women are strange and varied creatures.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:56, archived)
# That's not true
all women are exactly the same.
(Mattyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:59, archived)
# I'm definately strange and varied...
..I love manga me...all the cool action swish stuff and fluffyness too....very B3ta really :)
(Squishie, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:21, archived)
# Depends
They might like something like My Neighbour Totoro, but I can't imagine many women liking Urotsukidoji - Legend Of The Overfiend .

Actually, I can't imagine anyone liking that one very much.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:57, archived)
# Watched that one
straight after Event Horizon with a load of mates, guess which one scared us the most.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:06, archived)
# legend of the overfiend?
is that the one with the 50ft high penises attacking the city?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:17, archived)
# Amongst other things
Such as a nurse being raped by giant multi-penised(?) thing until she explodes
*shudders at memory*
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:25, archived)
# little place
next door, that be covent garden - tho i canna remember the name..


lunch time methinks
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:55, archived)
# There is..
..a art and design place just off seven dials at covent garden that does anime grapic design stuff. Not comic stuff - more conceptual.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:55, archived)
# touche
indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:56, archived)
# indeed!
.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:03, archived)
# there was a place in the road behind
virgin megastore in oxford street (go down Tottenham Court Road, first road on your left)

but i'm not sure if it's still there, there were about 3 shops on the different floors of this place, i think one was vynal vault or somthing.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:57, archived)
# There's a comics/manga shop
by Leicester Square tube - Between the Hippodrome/Mr Au's and the walkabout pub. I got all my Akira and Uzumaki (Spiral into Horror) comics from there.

chicks do dig manga. i'm not keen on etchi though...
(jeffna has blue yfronts with white piping, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:10, archived)
# SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:50, archived)
# he's
never been the same since Zoe walked out
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:51, archived)
# Whoop whoop!
.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:51, archived)
# Its the way of life!
YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:51, archived)
# we can safely say
we didn't share a thought on that image! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:52, archived)
# Feel those
BPM's That is truly a nearly way of life. DJ Hetz Hudson would be touched
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:55, archived)
# Has the girl in the blue
weed herself?

There seems to be a damp patch...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:56, archived)
# Could be ..
camel toe



/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:12, archived)
# 4300 bpm will never die!
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:58, archived)
# is he playing with his bitches?
thats what it looks like.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:58, archived)
# Dubya's motivation techniques were as unique as he..


(i need lunch)
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:38, archived)
# boik
my lunch has just come back to visit......not a nice mental image!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:41, archived)
# shhh!
thems fightin' words

or you might just be in material breach of a resolution and get nuked

woo hoo
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:42, archived)
# Cue jokes about
'wanna see my weapon of mass destuction', etc..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:51, archived)
# I'm
in material breach of my breeches?
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:52, archived)
# that is like soo funny
i luvs it
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:43, archived)
# oh no
that's horrible
Well done
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:43, archived)
# Tee Hee!
Very nice.
Slight threadjack - I wish I could 'shop at work, coz i just found this: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/2682423.stm
It's just not fair! *Sobs, stamps feet*
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:46, archived)
# is true..
offer to improve their website or make brochures.. surely they'll grant you the 'shop?
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:47, archived)
# Sadly not
They've already got a whole department doing that - and they're a bit fussy about people ftping stuff out - for reasons I can't go into.
As it is I'll probably have to kill everyone on the board now *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:52, archived)
# just
make it quick, i'm still kinda waiting for ftp here :(
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:53, archived)
# Ici
www.web2ftp.com/
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:59, archived)
# ooh you
little star you
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:01, archived)
# You, sir / madam*
are entirely welcome.

* delete as appropriate
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:06, archived)
# The 'Anti War Protester'
Looks like he's been to visit 'The Daddy' from
the last series of League Of Gentleman.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:48, archived)
# shocking!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:48, archived)
# have i
seen that cat for sale in various soho shops?
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:49, archived)
# shocked
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:50, archived)
# that is fucking incredible
is it shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:54, archived)
# course not
all you have to do is squeeze their left testicle with a crudely forged pair of tweezers made with bread
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:58, archived)
# yes it is shopped
only a little,
but it is shopped.
edit: I wanted to keep a tiny amount of reality in there to make people think that :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:59, archived)
# Noo..
It's SHOCKED! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:59, archived)
# that is
totally bonkers

and i just LOVE it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:24, archived)

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