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# just because...
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:38, archived)
# yikes
that's frigging cool!

Oh, and

(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:39, archived)
# 5000!
fucking hell....WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:44, archived)
# that makes a noise like
squooooink, I reckon
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:44, archived)
# should i be
turned on?
(cheebatv, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:51, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:54, archived)
# wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
super!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:02, archived)
# he had been following for ages...

hummus levels critical. I hate mondays.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:36, archived)
# is it
real, won an award i think etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:39, archived)
# That's very good
the flickering is rather clever (i take it it's the helicopter blades)
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:44, archived)
# yAY
at least someone got it!
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:13, archived)
# i got it
and I thought it was good too.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:26, archived)
# I was going to give them funny noses
but sod it
(I helped save b3ta! growler, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:35, archived)
# yay!
Newtonian.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:36, archived)
# whizzo
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:36, archived)
# Woo
to the maximum yay
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:37, archived)
# excellent!
double woo and a basket packed with yay!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:42, archived)
# Cradletastic
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:44, archived)
# ace
rock and roll
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:47, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
:D
(Mr Flibble, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:50, archived)
# that's
ace
(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:04, archived)
# Valentines was always a lonely time of year for Kevin
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:28, archived)
# Hahaha
That's not very nice, poor Kevin ... hehe :)
(Pineal Gland, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:30, archived)
# kevin looks like he's seen its own death
scary, but woosome.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:31, archived)
# excellent, excellent stuff
v funny.
(hazey, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:33, archived)
# Has Kevin
bitten off that dogs ear?
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:35, archived)
# quite possibly
anything for a kind ear
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:36, archived)
# My cat's a great imitator..... don't you think?


I did downsize it as much as I could for b3ta, but apologies anyway. New stuff will be a LOT smaller.
(I helped save b3ta! Nitapusekatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:19, archived)
# your cat
is fucking terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:25, archived)
# I take that means you want more?
K then..... here she is;

(I helped save b3ta! Nitapusekatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:29, archived)
# Jesus!
it is the devils child.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:32, archived)
# calling the aap.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:33, archived)
# "It may seem like a victimless crime to you my lad..."
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:35, archived)
# sorry officer
I dont know what I was thinking :P
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:36, archived)
# Eeeeeh,
what's aap?
(I helped save b3ta! Nitapusekatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:38, archived)
# the anal apostrophe police
see above (dr dunno's post)
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:41, archived)
# AAP......
I think I got it - hehehe, funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Nitapusekatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:53, archived)
# theyre the anal appostrophe police
its just plain silly in budgies opinion

hehe the perfect crime
(Budgie shouldn't be on here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:42, archived)
# LOL
Looks like it, but she's really the sweetest cat there is.

(I helped save b3ta! Nitapusekatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:41, archived)
# the cat=scary
but i really like that effect you have round the edge! its cool!
oh and WOO YAY
(little minx, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:32, archived)
# Woohoo,
my very first YAY - thanks :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Nitapusekatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:44, archived)
# your quite welcome
you deserve it!
(little minx, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:48, archived)
# But deserving
of a
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:30, archived)
# And
my very first HOUPLA too! Thanks :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Nitapusekatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:45, archived)
# evil cats
absolutely rock
(hazey, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:31, archived)
# conducting can be hungry work
(cheebatv, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:17, archived)
# That looks
like that bloke Jack Bauer from 24, or whatever his name is.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:19, archived)
# Hello
Thought I'd share.



(blimey, back within 2 days - snot very impressive is it! Does it help if I point out that I meant to post this on Friday before I went?)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:16, archived)
# Hooray
for Dr.Phil
(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:17, archived)
# hooray
for dr phil and pubs
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:18, archived)
# and mugs of tea
hooray for dr phil, pubs and mugs of tea
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:20, archived)
# and devotion to the catholic church
hooray for dr phil, pubs, mugs of tea and devotion to the catholic church!
(Budgie shouldn't be on here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:22, archived)
# and igloos
hooray for dr phil, pubs, mugs of tea, devotion to the catholic church and igloos.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:23, archived)
# and dr phil
hooray for dr phil, pubs, mugs of tea, devotion to the catholic church, igloos and dr, oh fucksocks....
(Budgie shouldn't be on here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:25, archived)
# kittens, you fools!
me (shucks, if you insist), pubs, tea served in mugs, straw donkeys purchased by Spanish holidaymakers, igloos and KITTENS.

[edit]Hmmm, I'm going with Discostu on reflection. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:26, archived)
# I've no idea what refelction is
but it sounds painful, and kinky!
Get away from me you harlot!

runs very very far away

(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:32, archived)
# bog off,
cheeky.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:33, archived)
# tee
hee!
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:35, archived)
# and big duvets
hooray for dr phil, pubs, mugs of tea, devotion to the catholic church, igloos and big duvets
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:25, archived)
# and ostriches
hooray for dr phil, pubs, mugs of tea, devotion to the catholic church, igloos and ostriches!!
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:26, archived)
# hooray
yada yada yada, blah blah blah
(cheebatv, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:27, archived)
# something
strange is going on here, Ive just posted twice to this thread and each time Ive come back and its gone, first the post of little donkeys from spain was gone...
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:27, archived)
# and plain chocolate hobnobs
hooray for dr phil, pubs, mugs of tea and little donkeys that you get in spain, igloos, big duvets, kittens, ostriches and chocolate hobnobs!

not sure 'bout the church, as am not religious

This goes well as i'm listening to the Dr P song at the moment too!
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:26, archived)
# oooh
where can i get that and other b3ta related songs

edit: and can i have some b3ta related snogs too... i didn't get any on friday
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:27, archived)
# she'll get really embarrassed again
but i've only just discovered it, so linked with impunity
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:30, archived)
# woo!
that song is mingled in with my william shatners which i'm listening to now.
"when i was 17... it was a... very good year"
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:34, archived)
# it was a very good year for small town girls
and soft summer nights...
(Budgie shouldn't be on here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:37, archived)
# Thats so fluffy i feel like throwing up
maybe
(Budgie shouldn't be on here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:35, archived)
# wow...
that was lovely

brings a tear to my eye
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:36, archived)
# I really wish I could live in the world
of Dr Phil
(_, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:51, archived)
# there are tons and tons of b3tan made songs
most of them won't be still up on the websapce though. I've collected most of them over the past year or so.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:32, archived)
# You not seen the monty python spanish inquisition
oh dear quoted from monty python, i must be punished with spanking and then...
(Budgie shouldn't be on here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:29, archived)
# woo!
that's smashing
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:18, archived)
#
...what could that possibly mean?
(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:18, archived)
# now you've made m@rkoni
look stupid

hello
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:18, archived)
# that's what your wedding is going to look like, isn't it?
you'll have organised it just to be like that, won't you?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:18, archived)
# nah
I'd never have gone for those roses on the sleeve of the dress like that. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:19, archived)
# your
snot is always impressive
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:19, archived)
# you were here yesterday, too
i saw you.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:19, archived)
# yup
I've not been well though so I've been in instead of out doing 'portant stuff. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:21, archived)
# You're only
'sposed to get the DTs when you actually cut yourself off, not cos you're planning on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:26, archived)
# hello again
nice pic
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:20, archived)
# yay!
thats fanny tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:20, archived)
# welcome back
that marriage will never last. Wombles are well known to be terrible philanderers.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:21, archived)
# wombles
are basically tramps when you think about it
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:27, archived)
# looser
than a sack of spuds.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:29, archived)
# Shut it,
the pair of yez.
(tomsk, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:30, archived)
# Ah
It's your real wedding photo beneath that - didn't realise. No offence intended...
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:41, archived)
# yes, through the medium of time-travel photography.
...we're not married yet.

But Wombles do not stray, and you are naughty to suggest they might. Tsk and tsk. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:48, archived)
# Ah,
That time travel trick is a bit cunning.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:00, archived)
# Hipp, hipp, hurra!
(no, still not a typo - LOL). Good to finally 'see' the lovely Dr. Phil that I've only read about since I joined. Lovely outfit!
(I helped save b3ta! Nitapusekatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:26, archived)
# bless you.
I like you already. Nice nitapus.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:29, archived)
# Awww, thanks!
The end of my name is the Norwegian equivalent to your 'kitten' you know..... or pussycat, and here it's just a term of endearment and has got nothing to do with a certain part of the female anatomy!
(I helped save b3ta! Nitapusekatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:35, archived)
# awwww
That is lovely.

(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:26, archived)
# Place hasn't been the same...
repost www.b3ta.com/board/8/1/0/4/3/3/
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:26, archived)
# lovely pic
btw, tomsk looks like he's having a shuffle
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:32, archived)
# ew!
Blame the original pic for that... anyway, No He Doesn't!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:34, archived)
# sorry
/behaves oneself
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:38, archived)
# really?
is that a fact?
laughs at Dr Phil's blissful ignorance
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:50, archived)
# well, you know.
Not in that picture. In fact probably not in public at all.

Shut it yow durty bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:53, archived)
# I'm only joshing
I like the use of the word "probably" in that sentance :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:55, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaay!
what else is there to say?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:42, archived)
# Dr Phil hasn't lost
her cutting satirical edge

WOO!
(_, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:50, archived)
# thats so sweet
there didn't seem to be a proper send off on Friday either.
Unless it turned out I was working then, which seems unlikely
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:52, archived)
# Don't be fooled by the shocks that I got..

sorry
(dirty_root, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:11, archived)
# I thought that was Kylie for a sec
but no.
My username is pretty high voltage too at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:12, archived)
# Yeah,
what's up with that?
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:14, archived)
# I wanted to see what imagery I could conjure up from ascii images.
I'll need to change it if I go off and want to log in from somewhere else though I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:29, archived)
# Bruce
Lee
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:14, archived)
# Ha ha wow!
That made me laugh out loud, in fact I'm still chuckling now. :)

Top banana!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:14, archived)
# the sign should read
"danger danger, high voltage" and you could have had a double band wagon
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:15, archived)
# "danger danger, high lopez"?
hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:20, archived)
# she
be
fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:38, archived)
# HAHA!!!!!!
Serves that slut right!!!
(//Vote For Domo!\\, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:54, archived)
# SIR SAND GOBLIN
Thought id scan someone else in and complete your 12 for you!

hope ya dont mind!
(little minx, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:09, archived)
# that pesky blighter
gets every where
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:10, archived)
# jeepers
even nohands is bigger than pixie-boy (i.e. me)
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:11, archived)
# awww!
never mind, you'll grow up someday!
*snigger*
*hides*
(little minx, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:13, archived)
# 193 days until i'm 10 *cough* i mean 18
not that i'm counting or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:19, archived)
# haha
makes you bigger than me!
334 days till im 17!
(little minx, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:22, archived)
# you're younger than me
but you're probably still taller.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:32, archived)
# i'm
tallest
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:33, archived)
# 5' 6" how tall are you?
are you taller than nohands?
if no, go see a doctor,
maybe dr. phil kitten can help you out!
(little minx, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:35, archived)
# unrestrained
glee!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:16, archived)
# Something about this gives me the shivers though.......
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:40, archived)
# aarrgghh
the barely visible fear the barely visible fear the barely visible fear the barely visible fear the barely visible fear
the barely visible fear the barely visible fear the barely visible fear the barely visible fear the barely visible fear
(little minx, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:43, archived)
# shurely
it should be in all the pics, as it appears to be attached to the scanner.

Actually, we have a fear which sargant brings with him everywhere...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:02, archived)
# Propaganda poster for today....


...cheers to my mate Dan for the idea :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tonibuns, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:04, archived)
# nice
watermark that quick, though
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:06, archived)
# um...
watermark?? sorry I'm quite new to this like...
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Tonibuns, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:08, archived)
# stick your name on it
it's going to get emailed round everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:09, archived)
# I wonder what it feels like
to be in the pro-war New Labour camp?
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:12, archived)
# it's like having elastic tied to your scalp
and it's being pulled in every direction at once.

umm, maybe not.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:14, archived)
# any excuse for a
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:15, archived)
# Well.....
....my version of Paint Shop Pro is a ripped one...and watermarking means you have to enter your ID...hmmmm!! oh well...if it does get emailed around, that's cool, you know where you saw it first hey :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tonibuns, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:13, archived)
# nah, we don't mean that
we mean writing your name in the bottom corner or something to identify it.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:14, archived)
# just type your name in white on a top-most layer
make it approximately 40% visible
position in a corner
voila, watermarked.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:16, archived)
# stick your username
on it or some proof that you did it so that when you get it sent to you in an email you can say "HA! I made that"
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:10, archived)
# stick a semi-transparent logo with your name or website in the corner
otherwise you'll be seeing that (without credit) on protest signs soon.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:10, archived)
# that
is mint that bravo chap bravo
(Life's So Much Better On Holiday, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:06, archived)
# good pic
nice stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:07, archived)
# I
like his pointy head
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:08, archived)
# heh
it's a Beckham-style Hoxton Fin ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Tonibuns, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:09, archived)
# very good
huzzah
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:09, archived)
# Brilliant
I pop in here for 5 minutes and I'm greeted with this marvellous picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:23, archived)
# nb
that's a stonking good pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:30, archived)
# Everyone else likes it
but I don't care for the message.

What did YOU do to rid the world of a guy who imprisons little kids, where they are starved, tortured and experimented on, and rapes, sometimes in front of their parents? or applies electroshock to the testicles of dissenters, or gasses whole villages to extinction?

I don't know why anyone thinks the world is a better place with him in it.
(bluemerle, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:46, archived)
# Good point...
...I agree Saddam Hussein needs to be got rid of, but I'm not sure that we need to rush into war so fast in order to do so, and I'm not sure that helping the Iraqi people is the main priority of Bush and Blair.
(I helped save b3ta! Tonibuns, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:57, archived)
# Spongin' all over the word...........
........With Mr G. Spong. Go on......find him. He's a toff you know.
www.spong.nl/
(lomofrenzy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:03, archived)
# there's a Spong's Antique shop in
Lindfield that I see every day on my way to work. never managed to go there to see if they have a beaver in a viva
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:16, archived)
# an oscar hammerstein too...
wot use is a bleedin pianist when you've bin fitted up guv?
(Captain Slasher, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:18, archived)
# Finally it has been decided


Check pub scheduler on m3ss3nger
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:02, archived)
# when is Easter?
Is it in March this year?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:04, archived)
# 18-21 April
I know because that's when I come back from my holiday to NY. You're the 3rd person who's asked me today. Congratulations
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:06, archived)
# Have fun in NY
It's the b3tan destination of choice. Rogan's going there very shortly.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:12, archived)
# Can I go please ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:04, archived)
# no
you must stay at home and wash my dishes
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:05, archived)
# If I get round your house early
and finish the dishes.....can I then go ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:11, archived)
# no
then you have to hoover the house.

my little mexican bitch whore!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:16, archived)
# Ah, I was born in Cheltenham..
Would love to go, but cannae..
Ah well.
Probvably have to visit fucking family if I did go, so not being able to is a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:05, archived)
# oh go on
you KNOW you want to

(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:10, archived)
# Plllleeeassseee Come
Pleeeasseee
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:23, archived)
# Yay!
I'll be there with

1) Balloons
2) Magic
3) Women

But not in that order.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:07, archived)
# What about magic balloon women ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:08, archived)
# sounds
like much fun!
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:09, archived)
# Then you should
come and join in said fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:21, archived)
# "Why do you blow me up, mess me around, just to let me down."
/The first draft of the Butter Me Up lyrics.

I'll bring a couple of my lovely chicks.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:11, archived)
# Marvellous.
Just in case I leave Mrs Spleen behind!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:13, archived)
# You make sure that you bring that one special lass
you know of whom I speak.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:13, archived)
# My mum?
You whore!

Edit: I've already warned said lady off you, although she does like your soon to be new site!
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:20, archived)
# What do you mean you've warned her off me !!!
woss that supposed to mean ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:25, archived)
# I said,
"Stay away from that Koit bloke. He's a cocknodger."
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:26, archived)
# You better focking not have done
she's my bitch now Dave !

That was a joke........slag
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:31, archived)
# I'll sign the paperwork
and hand her over ASAP.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:32, archived)
# Damn straight
you better bring her along, and then we'll see if she can resist my Koitly charms.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:34, archived)
# I asked a couple of chicks and they're up for it...
Although, you have to set me up with a chick that you know else the deal is off.

"Cute young magician seeks, fit, sexy bird with big tits."

Any takers?
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:35, archived)
# I know many many ladies
all ex-work colleagues.......I shall pull a few strings.

Nice to know you are now moving with the grain.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:39, archived)
# I believe that to be a deal...
Otherwise, we will have to take a trip back to Envy for me to steal that barmaid... she had a great personality.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:44, archived)
# I love it when blokes say that
it is then so obvious what they really mean.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:49, archived)
# Blatantly!
But it was true though... she was a good laugh, but looked a little dykish.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:51, archived)
# you would have
and I would.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:53, archived)
# I should have.
She wanted me.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:55, archived)
# But then she saw me
and I became the apple of her eye.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:56, archived)
# She laughed at my
constant humour. She just smilled at yours.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:58, archived)
# At last!!
Hoorah! I'm in.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:09, archived)
# Mr Spleen
from Cardiff?
(Smudger, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:18, archived)
# From
Swindon. Though I'll be supporting the taffs next Saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:23, archived)
# Mr Spleen, squire...
I got a job at Fasthosts. A different one than you went for, but since you're first in line for next job, we could be working together soon!
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:19, archived)
# Woo to you!
What job have you got?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:23, archived)
# Just a shity
Support Technician, with a hope to move to programmer.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:24, archived)
# Blinkin' great stuff!
Have to say they've got an impressive setup there. 1st, 2nd or 3rd level support is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:26, archived)
# 1st Unfortunately,
But I'm hoping to flex my pex and move up to 2nd/3rd ASAP. Can't stay on no damn phones all day.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:27, archived)
# They do
tend to get in the way of doing 'work' I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:41, archived)
# I'm looking forward to it...
They seem like a great bunch and a good place to work. Unlike here - I have to put up with some guy who thinks he's a viking ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:46, archived)
# thats nothing
i work with a guy who thinks he's a magician!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:55, archived)
# Now that's
magic !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:56, archived)
# Princess Leia lives!
She's 14 and just had all her teeth out, but she's cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:02, archived)
# is this a follow up to something?
I'm guessing this is a pet.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:03, archived)
# its my cat
I was very very worried.
She doesn't know how to put her tongue away properly though. (That would sound better if it was an 18 yr old Carrie Fisher)
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:06, archived)
# bless your cat
I hope she stays well for a long happy time.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:31, archived)
# Yes, Cats are the best!
Long live cats!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:36, archived)
# Originally I was gonna make him suck his thumb..
but then I changed my mind ;)

(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:58, archived)
# That is one strange
weird munted face.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:59, archived)
# brilliance
like the face at the end
(Life's So Much Better On Holiday, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:59, archived)
# The final
frame is sheer bloody perfection!

Well, the whole thing is really good, I just especially like the last image
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:00, archived)
# hehehe
"politicians with drug faces"

i can feel a theme to some of my posts coming on...instead of the pure randomness that they normally are!
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:03, archived)
# I never realised he hads a glass eye.
.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:12, archived)
# rreeeeeeeeeeeepppppppooooossssttt
yay for taking the piss out of Gordy B:

(I helped save b3ta! shindig, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:08, archived)
# woo yay!
what a great animation.
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:03, archived)
# hehe
top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:04, archived)
# just a quick one
i am testing out taglines for my new student radio show, the restless lettuce. hows about this

The Restless Lettuce- Peeling back the foreskin of radio to reveal the crusty nuggets of entertainment beneath

or

The Restless Lettuce - A shadow on the lung of entertainment
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:57, archived)
# the first one may get you sacked
just a thought.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:58, archived)
# nah
i once got a police complaint for trying to break into a car on air and i only got a mild ticking off.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:59, archived)
# how about
The Restless Lettuce - because vegans got angry at "the vengeful kebabs"
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:02, archived)
# but
its funnier
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:59, archived)
# <img src="the restless lettuce">
how's that for a tag line?
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:58, archived)
# how about
"the zany sounds of Restless Lettuce - we've even got a traffic cone in the studio"
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:59, archived)
# wacky!!
.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:59, archived)
# haha
I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:00, archived)
# The Restless Lettuce -
Kos i'm worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:00, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:02, archived)
# The tip of the
Iceberg
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:03, archived)
# wiv zeez lettuces
you are realy spoiling us!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:04, archived)
# lettuce entertain you
....sorry...

/coat
(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:03, archived)
# Or ..
Restless Lettuce - Our bum cheeks aren't in it, but our hearts are.



(I don't even know why I bothered)
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:12, archived)
[challenge entry] weird thing i made in photoshop

(Life's So Much Better On Holiday, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:55, archived)
# waaaaah
waaaaaaaah
(Danski, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:59, archived)
# using just
clone stamp?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:59, archived)
# oh well, if you cant get a shag, there's always this...


ive got the horrible feeling someone's already done this...
(I helped save b3ta! hanrahan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:54, archived)
# something similiar
cuteness still reigns tho.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:58, archived)
# MA
Just the person......

question for ya. You have 90mb space from Blueyonder don't ya ?

How do you get this service cos I need to expand my web space.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:02, archived)
# hey man,
just got back sorry, um, just go to selfcare and the 100mb webspace option should be there.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:20, archived)
# i looked at that the other day
and it still said I'd only get 30MB if I upgraded.
Was it a mistake on their info pages or have they reduced it? let me know what you see Koit.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:27, archived)
# I couldn't see it either
I have the 1mb account and yet you still only get 30mb.

Gay.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:33, archived)
# I'm sure you USED to get 100
but they must have stopped it.
DO you reckon if we kept cancelling and then signing up with each other as reccommenders we could get off with only paying once every other month for broadband or something. Or if we teamed up witrh other b3tans in a round robin thing.
(I know it won't work but it's a nice idea)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:38, archived)
# hahah
brilliant!

dont care if its been done before
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:59, archived)
# woo

yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:03, archived)
# ahh
that's lovely. and it looks like the mountain rescue fish in the background there. :)
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:08, archived)
[challenge entry] a new breed -
the aerodale
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:53, archived)
# That
is a most amoosing nose.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:53, archived)
# I've
just found a great little animator for macs, GIFmation 2.3.5 - it's wysiwyg, much easier than imageready, no more mucking around with pallettes.
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:04, archived)
# Linky?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:06, archived)
# here
www.boxtopsoft.com/
the trial version only lets you have 3 frames though, full is super.
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:11, archived)
# Ta
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:20, archived)
# !
put it on the punt frage
(rae, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:56, archived)
# Foolishly Decker had locked them in a room full of Sticklebricks

(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
excellent, I like that a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:53, archived)
# sticklebricks are ace
as is that pic! Woo!!
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:58, archived)
# hahaha
excellent:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:59, archived)
# LOL
hahaha i dunno why it's funny but it is LOLOLOLLOLOOLL

lol that's toooo funny :)

ok, that's now my desktop :p
(Cow, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:23, archived)
# Surely T would call them
Sukka Bricks?

Came to it late but woo to the front page.
*Sits chuckling at the idea of a stickle-brick canon that fires cabbages at Decker's henchmen*

(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:26, archived)
# They all have a valid point...
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:51, archived)

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