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mozza, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:02, archived)

that

is most woosome!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:06, archived)

lol

thats funny unless it is aimed at me

(3mo Kid, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:06, archived)

are you sitting

in front of a painting of yourself? if so, I apologise. it was an honest mistake.

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mozza, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:08, archived)

sorry

i thought it was a subtle way of telling me to go back to school

(3mo Kid, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:11, archived)

you may never know.

Trapped eternally in a Schroedingerian* conundrum - existing in an undefinable state between amused and peeved.

How awful for you.

*Of course it's a word, I just used it dint I?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:09, archived)

if we

open the box will he die?

i'm sorry

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stouffer, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:11, archived)

excel

lent

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:14, archived)

on a lighter note...

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:01, archived)

only in board-time

which is fast

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:03, archived)

but

i thought everyone went by board time (as soon as they logged in) home time is slightly sooner !

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:04, archived)

It's Wed night here

and I can comfortably say that you didn't miss much.

Though I did buy myself a new mobile phone (aka cell phone) which pleased me.

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Ratsta, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:05, archived)

bugger

i was looking forward to a really good evening as well...

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:11, archived)

Oh don't get me wrong!

The day was pretty ordinary! The evening was quite pleasant! Sitting here with my guitar and a shitload of music, topped off by an IM chat with a girlfriend.

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Ratsta, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:18, archived)

they really should

splash out on a new battery for the server..

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munkt0n, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:05, archived)

thats bizzare

as it was posted at 12:01 too.. strange.

but woo. very true. (although im working till 9pm tonight.. argh!)

(Altrezia, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:05, archived)

Even

better as I'm off Friday.

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:08, archived)

Yay!

and woo to wednesday afternoons.

right now, I'll be taking an earlier suggestion: I'm off to get a spliff.

(radja, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:09, archived)

Competition Suggestion/Possible Hummus Threadwaste

Apologies for the threadwaste, but I came across this 300k Clicky (sorry, but it's the only way to get the scanned in text readable). It's a feature on odd theme parks throughout the world (the Collective Farm Girl Monument seems worth a visit, imo).

I thought Weird Theme Parks might make for a good weekly challenge, or failing that, the article might provide some supplementary hummus to you all...

(angrybernard, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:55, archived)

Didn't....

... worth1000.com do that sort of thing recently....?

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:56, archived)

Fussocks

Prolly :(

(angrybernard, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:58, archived)

It seems...

...that theirs was shopping amusement park rides. They dared not attempt a whole park- but I believe, here at B3ta, that we have the hummus to do so!

Who's with me?

/coat

(angrybernard, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:15, archived)

Wow

there's a Moomin world? Fantastic!

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armaitus Sheep Casings!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:57, archived)

i don't even need to read the article

it's in finland and is possibly the most b3tan place on earth.

[edit] oh, i *so* want to go to splendid china

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new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:58, archived)

Finland is great

I've been to the moomin shop in Helsinki.
The 7ft inflatable moomin made me do a sexwee :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:59, archived)

sexwee

is the second greatest word I've heard this week!

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:01, archived)

The greatest one

must really be impressive!

(Indole Ring, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:03, archived)

What

was the first?

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armaitus Sheep Casings!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:03, archived)

igloo

Great, huh?

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:04, archived)

HAhahahah

A sexwee, now that's funny :)) What's the first greatest im intrigued.

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Moogen, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:04, archived)

napjerk

That moment where you fall asleep whilst sat in a chair and then quickly wake up in a jerk like motion

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:05, archived)

HEheehh quality, i found some more...

PLAKQUAK - The one mysterious dentist out of five "who doesn't recommend
sugarless gum for his paients who chew gum."

BEERSIGHTEDNESS - The eye condition singles develop after "last call" in
the bar which makes members of the opposite sex more attractive
than they were three hours earlier.

PASSHOLE - The person who has been driving slowly for miles but speeds up
the minute you try to get ahead of him.

PURINAPICURIAN -The unlucky person who decides whether a new version of a dog
food tastes good enought to be labeled "new and better tasting".

BLADE RUNNER - The tendency of a ceiling fan to keep going five minutes after
you've turned it off.

FLABBYGASTED - The anguish of having dieted for three grueling weeks only to
discover that you haven't lost a pound.

NAPJERK - The body's sudden convulsion just as one is about to doze off.

MEMOLANDUMS - The miscellaneous notes and letters that you keep putting back
in your in-basket because you don't know what else to do with them.

EXXONERATION - The verdict given to a certain oil tanker captain who wiped out
the Alaskan coastline but who was charged with "criminal mischief".

FLOPCORN - The unpopped kernels at the bottom of the popcorn popper.

HOZONE - The place where one sock in every laundry load disappears to.

LAMINITES - Those strange people who show up in the photo sections of
brand-new wallets.

VIGIL AUNTIE - The relative in every family who is snoopy and always poking
her nose into other people's business.

STAG 'N SNARF - The single person's tradition of eating dinner while standing
over the sink.

OAT-BRAN SCAN - The combination of boredom and sleepiness that inspires one to
actually read the back of a cereal box.

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Moogen, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:14, archived)

top totty!

There used to be a side dedicated to them, but its down now... unwords.com

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:16, archived)

I heard sexwee on this board

can't remember who used it first.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:05, archived)

it was

on 'bo selecta'

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munkt0n, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:06, archived)

that thing.
it's a great word. :-)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:07, archived)

the

article says that the Moomins hug you and only speak Moomin... that's good enough for me.

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armaitus Sheep Casings!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:01, archived)

i don't know the finnish for "when is the next flight out there?"

so

www.muumimaailma.fi/

[edit] hellfire, i was in Turku last year, why did nobody tell me?!

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new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:03, archived)

i've been there

it's fucking cool.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:22, archived)

Moomin World

Moomin World Moomin World Moomin World Moomin World Moomin World Moomin World Moomin World Moomin World Moomin World Moomin World Moomin World Moomin World Moomin World Moomin World Moomin World Moomin World Moomin World Moomin World Moomin World Moomin World.....

runs off to book ticket...

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:01, archived)

I must say,

I'm surprised that more of you weren't tempted by Tropical Fruit World (formerly Avocado World).

(angrybernard, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:18, archived)

16 days

to the release of Metroid Prime on Gamecube.
you better all save up your pennies

(3mo Kid, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:53, archived)

Gamecube?

I call it the "Lamecube".
I'm funny like that ;)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:54, archived)

i bet

you are a playstation owner (SCUM!)

(3mo Kid, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:55, archived)

oh for fuck's sake

there are more important things in the world.

(martian, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:56, archived)

Like cheese

wrestling?

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:58, archived)

like everything

ever.

(martian, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:59, archived)

everything?

including the leeds bash?

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:00, archived)

this one?

(martian, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:02, archived)

No, this one

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:04, archived)

that one sounds rubbish

it's in a building society?

(martian, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:06, archived)

Of course not, we're gonna photocopy our lasses tits

and have sex in the stationery cupboard

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:08, archived)

but surely not as important as this one...

to mop up the london contingent who aren't going up north (which appears to be just me ;)

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djdirect, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:06, archived)

Leeds Bash?

*makes diary note*

I missed the last one

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armaitus Sheep Casings!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:06, archived)

it's like winning the cheese lottery

and the meat raffle all in one.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:00, archived)

ooh

the meat raffle - in my dreams !

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:04, archived)

I am actually

and yes, you are right I am scum.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:56, archived)

thats what the residue was left on my sofa....

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:57, archived)

sorry jiva

but that wasn't scum... ;)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:57, archived)

dirty boy!

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munkt0n, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:00, archived)

*shock!*

*horror!*

;)

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:08, archived)

I was just sleeping

the others were being rude though! ;)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:10, archived)

no. no i tried

but i can't let it go. why? why do you hate people who have playstations? why does it matter? i mean really?

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stouffer, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:56, archived)

yeah we should hate people for more important reasons

like where they're from.
whippet shagging flat cap wearing cnuts!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:58, archived)

ah, shove

a leek up your arse welshy.

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stouffer, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:59, archived)

what?

another one? ;)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:00, archived)

the recipe

definitely says two.

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stouffer, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:05, archived)

the recipe for

disaster?
or the recipe for anal infection?

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:09, archived)

you two

are making me laugh too much...

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popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:12, archived)

the recipe

for leek and potato anal soup.

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stouffer, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:13, archived)

wow! you really ARE 14 arent you? :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:56, archived)

Yeah,

and Limp Biskit ROCK.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:57, archived)

i like

the blazing squad.

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stouffer, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:58, archived)

are they the 16 year olds?

i'm so out of touch

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new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:00, archived)

Ther enew dance routine goes.

Three walk left, three walk right.
Sing.
Four move sideways, four move the other sideways.
Sing.
Two kneel down, five stretch out.
Sing.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:01, archived)

I think technically it's Blazin' Squad

But I'll let it pass
this time

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bean, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:03, archived)

i'm looking for beyblades

can anyone help?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:06, archived)

LINkIN pARK

rOCK morE

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:59, archived)

you should be on the tv

i can see you in a double act with frank carson

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new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:55, archived)

Uh-oh

*ducks*

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GR33DY, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:54, archived)

quack quack

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:55, archived)

uh oh

*storks*

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GR33DY, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:57, archived)

uh-oh

*borks*

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jazzman, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:07, archived)

Uh-oh

*nork(s)*

Sorry, I've taken the photo, so I'm gonna keep posting it...

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:15, archived)

erm

no please delete now.

can you use the delete button before the mod deletes this reply to another thread you have been told the rules and are blatently dis regarding them.
(twat!)

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:55, archived)

yes.

that is good.

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stouffer, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:55, archived)

right

FUCK OFF AND COME BACK WHEN PUBES ARE POKING OUT YOUR SHORT TROUSERS!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:55, archived)

blimeh!

takes some doing to piss of bovine!
well done.
(twat)

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:56, archived)

that sounds like next week's compo.

"piss off bovine". although it would encourage far too many nsfw imaghes of him mum...

(martian, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:57, archived)

I think

Piss off Bovine isn't a very nice competition.
I rather like it here.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:59, archived)

no, no, you misunderstand

we attempt to annoy you. not drive you away. it's a fine line to tread, admittedly, but we should be able to deal with that, as b3tans are known for their tact.

(martian, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:00, archived)

Bovine's Adventures in France?

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:01, archived)

That can be

outlines in two sentances.

Find cafe.
Eat.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:03, archived)

how about

bovines adventures.

just that. sounds like it could be realy good!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:09, archived)

I could supply some

great head shots.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:11, archived)

sounds

rude

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:20, archived)

you thought you'd grown a pube once.. then realised it was your willy.

sorry.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:57, archived)

eek!

scared now

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:57, archived)

i don't need to

i have a high paying job and loads of cash, so much in fact that i can spend it on things i'll never use.

i never wear the same pair of socks twice.
*FACT*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:56, archived)

and you never wear pants.

but that's just a perversion of yours.

(martian, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:58, archived)

OI!

Don't go round knocking going commando dammit.

There's groinal freedom there you just can't experience unless you're naked.
Then you'd just get arrested like.

(Pablissimo, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:59, archived)

He wears

koits pants. Or so koit told me.

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:59, archived)

koit told you that thor

"got into" his pants. different.

(martian, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:01, archived)

Stop being a threadwasting mong

and get back to school.

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:57, archived)

youre

right! get behind me in the line!!

errr, i mean, you threadwasting waste of threads you, stop it and stop it now.

*jots down 16 days in the diary*

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djdirect, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:57, archived)

sorry,

your picture doesnt appear to showing:(

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:58, archived)

i really think you'd be better off

over at www.teenagersbunkingoffschooltoannoygrownupsontheinternet.com

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popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:00, archived)

what a shame

the link isnt real

(3mo Kid, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:05, archived)

yes. isn't

it.

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stouffer, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:06, archived)

hehe

he clicked it.
What a l4m3r.

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GR33DY, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:07, archived)

lol

He not 1337 enuf 2b rnd ere!

(pattybutty and chips, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:09, archived)

grown ups?

ha.

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:21, archived)

Wacky Backy

Me n my mate Durrans are extremely frustrated by our inability to locate a cinema showing "A Revenger's Tragedy". This is the only solution, apart from a solution of sodium ions.

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:45, archived)

*scratches at screen*

that roach is a bit long though...

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munkt0n, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:46, archived)

cranial

urination

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shindig, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:47, archived)

way too big

*continues to stare longingly at screen anyway*

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Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:48, archived)

that's one

fucking behemoth of a roach you've got there, young fella-me-lad. More practise needed. B-.

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shindig, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:47, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarh

thats naughty stuff. im gettin u dun

(3mo Kid, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:47, archived)

it looks

a little like yoda

(skagg, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:49, archived)

haha!

it does. More so if you smoked it.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:49, archived)

haha!I could skin up better than that blind folded!

:) and I'm a girl!
oh shit I've blown my cover.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:49, archived)

pssst!

phone dan!

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munkt0n, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:51, archived)

oh yeah

forgot. will do.
leaving voice mail...

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:52, archived)

Back when I were a lad

I used to smoke a little of the wacky backy and none of the guys could roll a tight, even joint to save our lives. It's a bloody good thing Steve's girl could! Damn she rolled a fine joint!

For the most part though, we just used a 3-pipe houkha with a cone that'd hold an ounce :)

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Ratsta, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:11, archived)

This Guy

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:51, archived)

is that

eddie izzard or kenneth brannagh?

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munkt0n, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:52, archived)

izz

ard

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:52, archived)

i was thinkign

ediie or maybe keifer sutherland

(skagg, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:53, archived)

mmmmmmmmm

Keifer Sutherland :)

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:55, archived)

they were separated at birth you know?

Keifer & Eddie

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popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:06, archived)

he's got

a touch of the Beeblebrox about him there...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:08, archived)

and

he would make a very good one too.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:11, archived)

And a small amount

of Liza Minelli too by the look of it.

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Ratsta, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:12, archived)

I've

snogged him

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:52, archived)

some people

get all the luck

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Pootle, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:53, archived)

it was my birthday :)

my hubby-who-was-my-boyfriend-at-the-time took me to see him in Kirkaldy and at the end i got his autograph and cos it was my birthday he stuck his tongue down my throat :D

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:56, archived)

I was

about to demand you tell us the story, and you already have. I'm jealous.

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:05, archived)

my mate's kissed

richard whitely.

(martian, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:53, archived)

Silk Cut?

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GR33DY, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:52, archived)

it's all wrong..

I bet he toploads it aswell

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munkt0n, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:52, archived)

Tailor-made

baccy burns too fast, and too hot.

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GR33DY, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:53, archived)

You don't wanna see that you wanna see..

this

It's been out a while now but the effects and fighting are in a class of their own, roll that doofer up and watch it, and trim yer exhaust! :)

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Moogen, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:55, archived)

woo to that

eek

(ozric99, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:17, archived)

ok, ok

thats it. its outta my system

(3mo Kid, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:43, archived)

are you

stupid?

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stouffer, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:44, archived)

whats that

supposed to mean?

(3mo Kid, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:44, archived)

I don't know

I didn't understand that sentence either.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:45, archived)

people

will get angry at you having posted that. trust me. i personally am not bothered, but it's not a good way to get people on your side.

edit: *points down* told you so.

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stouffer, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:45, archived)

Nice

response.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:45, archived)

When you start a new "thread"

you knock an old one off the bottom, which might have someone's painstakingly-drawn picture on it.

It's considered good manners not to start threads without a picture or an important thing to say. You could've told us it was out of your system by replying to the earlier thread.

And Stouff, menub - stop being obstructive.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:47, archived)

oh, do

i have to?

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stouffer, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:48, archived)

*points

up to playstation stuff*
see. i was right. la la la la la.

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stouffer, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:58, archived)

They are

wags, aren't they.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:48, archived)

Stouffer started

it! ;)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:49, archived)

and if stouffer jumped off a cliff,

would you?

don't answer that.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:49, archived)

*finds nearest

cliff to test this idea*

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stouffer, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:50, archived)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:50, archived)

Hahah

Dr Phil has turned into a school teacher!

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:50, archived)

what do you mean "turned into"?

i've seen her with her stylish cardigans.
the evidence is irref.. irefut.. er. can't be argued against!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:53, archived)

Phwoar.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:54, archived)

Thats what I go to school for

etc etc

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:55, archived)

tsk

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:58, archived)

no, i didn'...

...bollocks, you can still see it can't you.

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stouffer, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:50, archived)

are you

stupid?

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:45, archived)

yes.

duh.

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stouffer, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:46, archived)

If only all

young'uns were like Banananman.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:45, archived)

bananaman

is wesley crusher with yoda's head.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:45, archived)

He is,

a young man in a much younger man's body.
Also I think he may be the second coming.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:47, archived)

better get some tissues...

by the by.... you never answered in the spazz... bbc why?

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popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:54, archived)

hahaha!

that's quite an insult!

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munkt0n, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:47, archived)

better

than having wesley crusher's head, though, isn't it?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:49, archived)

I suppose..

but wesley crusher is rikers rent boy

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munkt0n, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:50, archived)

Was Riker wider

than the Niagara Falls?

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:54, archived)

I dunno,

he was quite a dashing young chap.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:50, archived)

your gay

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munkt0n, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:56, archived)

he speaks very highly of you too, y'know.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:56, archived)

Seems like it

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Mr. Chickenuts Now we know., Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:45, archived)

STOP!

please

(skagg, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:45, archived)

Silly

threadwasting chicken

[EDIT:]I suppose you needed it explaining to you first ;)[/EDIT]

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GR33DY, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:46, archived)

when you create

a new thread each time you knock something good off the bottom of the board, we try to stop thread wasting as much as possible.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:47, archived)

just a quick head-squish

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spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:41, archived)

Superb...

...bravo & woo!

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sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:44, archived)

oops ....

coffee and monitors don't mix!
woo!!

(Zed Smith, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:47, archived)

Yestaday I was

Life can be a big pile of steaming crap

(Gabba, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:34, archived)

Don't worry

whoever he/she was they obviously didn't deserve you! round yellow face and all :)

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dr_fonz, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:35, archived)

Bring on the shag-fest!

(made me feel better...)

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Dobbin The Great, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:35, archived)

yep

bumgay. If it makes you feel any better i havent had any for ages

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:36, archived)

Poor love

Have a silly dog:

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:36, archived)

that's two days in a row

that that's perked me up.

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new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:44, archived)

How are your cockles?

I know it was a shameless repost, but I like this dog. I think I'm going to make him a bit smaller, and bring him out on occasions. He's called Eugene.

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:51, archived)

a bit warmer now thank you

i like eugene, i can't explain it, he just cheers me up. and i'm in a foul mood today.

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new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:53, archived)

*hug*

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popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:55, archived)

thank you

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new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:04, archived)

it was a manly hug

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popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:07, archived)

ahh

but today i am a lady, so watch where you put your hands!

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new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:10, archived)

sorry sorry

they slipped.. honest.

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popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:17, archived)

*big hug*

Good. Eugene will be there whenever you need your mood lifting. He's also good at shirt lifting, but that's another story.

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:03, archived)

hurrah!

hugs from 2 lovely ladies/men, today is looking up (and now i've found the moominland homepage it's getting even better)

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new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:05, archived)

Goody gumdrops

I find Moomins quite scary.

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:18, archived)

do you know why?

it's because you can't draw proper round smileys!
only kidding!...go and get pissed

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munkt0n, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:36, archived)

yay!

marchant!
hehe!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:40, archived)

:-(

that sucks

oh, your outline seems to be sagging a bit

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:37, archived)

you'll be amazed how stuff can

turn out in life.
things get better, just wait and see and be astounded.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:37, archived)

I'll throw an amen

in your direction!

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:44, archived)

Never mind,

at least you can still have a wank.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:38, archived)

the first

single wank's always a bittersweet moment though innit. 'it's just me and you now little fella.'

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stouffer, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:39, archived)

hang on

you're at uni. There should be no such thing as the first single wank. you just go to the inevtiable wednesday or friday cheese-fest at uni and p-p-p-pick up a poontang. That's the wonder of university life.

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shindig, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:46, archived)

you've clearly never seen

stouff.

(martian, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:49, archived)

oh so mean.

he has ladies that pay him for sex, you know.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:50, archived)

technically that makes him a whore

and he still can't pull.

(martian, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:52, archived)

*lets the

insults flow over him like water off a duck's back, safe in the knowledge that you sir are wrong*

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stouffer, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:54, archived)

Ladies is a bit of

exageration don't you think.
Swap 'Ladies' with 'Beings' and you'd be close.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:53, archived)

the way stouff tells is

she was a fox. although he might have meant this literally.

and phil - *ladies*? surely "lady"?

(martian, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:54, archived)

mmm,

vixen love.

Er, I dunno, more might pay for it one day. I was trying to be kind.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:58, archived)

*storms off

in a huff. proper drama queen style*

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stouffer, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:00, archived)

you...you...

you...are entirely right. sob

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stouffer, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:52, archived)

ha ha haaaa

oh, you're not joking, are you?

(martian, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:47, archived)

I was dumped a short while ago

Then I met my current bird and I'm sooooooo much better off .... for now, just enjoy not having some-one constantly nagging you and commenting on your every move!!!

(Zed Smith, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:40, archived)

Partners

can't live with 'em - can't shoot 'em...

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:46, archived)

The dyslexic model maker

was almost instantly sacked from the crew of Jurassic Park IV

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pattwat, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:34, archived)

You might

have to give us more of a clue.
Twatociraptor?

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:38, archived)

veloci-rapper ?

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:39, archived)

Wooo!

Correct

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pattwat, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:40, archived)

Close

cigar isn't on it's way yet

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pattwat, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:39, archived)

well

it made me smile !

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:39, archived)

FREE KEVIN!!!!

Hurrah for obscure hacker quests.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:13, archived)

for those of you too lazy to scroll down the page

i will reply here with my Love is...

(3mo Kid, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:24, archived)

i knew it

it was your site.
you can't slip anything past us you know.

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wingphil, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:26, archived)

it isnt my site

i just nicked the pic off it and i cant help it, i have an obssesion with the bald wonder

(3mo Kid, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:29, archived)

if it's

not yours then you really shouldn't post it you know.

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stouffer, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:30, archived)

oh hang on,

did you mean the pictures of howard's head? in which case, i apologise. move along, nothing to see here.

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stouffer, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:32, archived)

Upheld

Howard should be banned like M.P., but for entirely different reasons.

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GR33DY, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:35, archived)

Will you please in the nicest possible way ....

...stop posting that twat as whenever I see him I automatically say cunt and there is now a rumour in the office that I have a bad dose of tourettes today......thankyou.

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sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:27, archived)

heh

see below

your office is gonna be shocked.

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shindig, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:29, archived)

and heres all the other

pics ive made dedicated to howard

and thats only todays

(3mo Kid, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:28, archived)

cunt cunt cunt!

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sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:29, archived)

He's 14

stop tainting his mind with your fucking dirty shite mouthed cuntyness.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:31, archived)

14?

jeez sorry in that case 'fanny'. Why in god's name are the 14 year olds not at skool?

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sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:34, archived)

im not at skool

cos im ill

(3mo Kid, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:36, archived)

Sorry to hear that matee!

hope yer feelin' better soon.

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sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:37, archived)

well enough

to use the internet aren't you though. hmmmmmm? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

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stouffer, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:37, archived)

If you're ill

you shouldn't be on b3ta. You could infect the kittens

(Divvy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:37, archived)

he's off sick

and DogsBollocks is 14 too...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:38, archived)

I second that

"He's a fucking cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt
He's a fucking cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt"
(to the tune of the infamous song You're all a bunch of cunts as composed by a friend of mine.)

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:33, archived)

he's a cunt, he's a cunt
he's a cuntry boy
with hairs on his nob
on his nob-lee knees!

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munkt0n, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:35, archived)

I was walking down the street

when this man came up to me...

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GR33DY, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:37, archived)

don't tell me...

the fucker said 'hello'?

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munkt0n, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:39, archived)

I couldn't believe it!

Just came right up to me and said "Hello".

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GR33DY, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:41, archived)

the nerve!

what a FUCKING CUNT!

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munkt0n, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:42, archived)

I know,

so I punched him on the ear,
fucker said "OW!".

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GR33DY, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:44, archived)

I met a cunt

I met a cunt
I met a country lass...
Fuck you
Fuck you
For curiosity....
(used to sing this at school - flashback)

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sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:39, archived)

Don't swear

there're cunts about

(Divvy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:33, archived)

Eeeeeewwww!

TJ! Thanks to NinjaRaphael for his lovely illustration of a non Labour voting Mosquito ( www.b3ta.com/board/877951 ), and to Kaydup and Squidink for alerting me to the fact that I should be able to get a tape of our Crystal Palace Park/633 Squadrom related antics last night from the relative authorities (see www.b3ta.com/board/877684 ). Will report back. Now I must do some work...

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:32, archived)

That's cool :)

I remember going out prancing in front of security cams while drunk. Definitely the thing to do after a night out! (Oow, me in SE23 near Crystal Palace)

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paw, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:36, archived)

It'll

cost you a tenner.

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:39, archived)

Hello Boys !

Clicky piccie for Monkeylust woopaper sized

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:22, archived)

If ever there was a time for shameless self-promoting reposts

this would definitely be it!

(Kimbo, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:28, archived)

most slendid

makes my pic pale into insignificance

you cnut ;o)

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:32, archived)

yay!

send it to rob!
(and maybe make it longer.)

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wingphil, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:35, archived)

he's | she's | it's

a babe !

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:32, archived)

Cor !

I wood !

(whore-monger Thermal rotating gimbal sprockets !!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:01, archived)

Couldn't draw a robot...

So I got my robot to draw me...

I think I need to adjust some bolts!

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dr_fonz, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:22, archived)

Nice work fella!

Are you paramilitary?

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sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:25, archived)

Umm... no

that's just how my robot sees me, I guess... Dunno what goes on in his mechanical head!

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dr_fonz, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:33, archived)

were you playing

real life counterstrike at the time?
or do you live in beirut?

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munkt0n, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:27, archived)

ooh

I've only just seen that animate.
Very woo.

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:34, archived)

that's

jolly good!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:44, archived)

I wish I knew how to use this propetly

It allows you to use SQL to query the sky above your head. Is that the nerdiest thing ever?

www.skyquery.net/SkyQuery.aspx

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rob, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:21, archived)

or it

allows you to use SQL to query the nasa space pics database..

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munkt0n, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:23, archived)

i think it just might be.

blimey.

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wingphil, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:25, archived)

But

what would you ask it?

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GR33DY, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:26, archived)

Daddy or Chips ?

silly !

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:27, archived)

you mean

select * from sky where ANSWER like 'daddy' or ANSWER like 'chips';

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LP, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:32, archived)

I tried "show me the planets where the aliens live"

but it didn't work.

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rob, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:28, archived)

got the syntax wrong

try

SELECT * FROM planets WHERE aliens_live = true;

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munkt0n, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:29, archived)

Aha

I see your mistake, it should have looked like this.

SELECT Sky.Where_The_Aliens_Live,
FROM Sky
GROUP BY Sky.Where_The_Aliens_Live,
HAVING (Sky.Do_Aliens_Live_Here=True);

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GR33DY, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:32, archived)

Send it

to Patrick Moore as a late birthday present!

(Divvy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:31, archived)

damn that is nerdy

i love it

woo to nerds

(ozric99, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:51, archived)

posted this early today

It is an hilarious out take of a Gourdgeous Farm Film.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:19, archived)

so why

did you post it again?

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munkt0n, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:22, archived)

because i am in school

and rather bored.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:23, archived)

Ooooooo! Me wants it!

A real life laptop-robot

If only I lived in the US...

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bigdave, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:16, archived)

We have boarders out there

get them to ship it on to you?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:24, archived)

Do I trust someone I've never met

to send me $900 of electronics? Hmmm....

I could get me good friend who works for Columbia University in NY to send it...

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bigdave, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:26, archived)

Threadjack!

Could somebody prod me in the right direction of the code needed to redirect to a different page. I've looked and all I can find is redirects that are for browser types.
You are my lovely code bitches...

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:25, archived)

what code exactly?

HTML?

meta http-equiv='refresh' content='60;url=blahblah.htm'

60 is the number of seconds until redirect

(stick this in the <head> section..)

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munkt0n, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:33, archived)

self.location='http://www.differentpage.com';

..will work for javascript, or you can use META refresh in the <head> ...

<META HTTP-EQUIV=Refresh CONTENT="10; URL=http://www.differentpage.com/">

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Ptortoise, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:33, archived)

You're both stars!

Thank you very much, love you long time.

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:44, archived)

blimey

That looks rather cool, but I quite like my laptop without added autonomy!

By the way: I went past the 100% of FACT building on my way to work this morning. It's now the 75% of FACT building - some scallies appear to have pinched the 'T'!

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barnesy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:30, archived)

What the gherkin is really for:

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sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:16, archived)

Wow

A mega shuttle. Like in Life-force...

Hmmm, Mathilda May...

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bigdave, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:19, archived)

thats

phantastic!

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packetslut, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:20, archived)

Gherkin?

What is that thing?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:20, archived)

Here ya go:

www.30stmaryaxe.com/

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sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:23, archived)

very

nice

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:21, archived)

Reminds

me of sim city 2000 where you built those self contained 'life pod' thingeys, and at some point they would take off and fly away.

(Pickled_Herring, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:24, archived)

woo!

mega-shuttle.
the wing looks a bit iffy tho'

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:40, archived)

heheheh

hell!

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sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:52, archived)

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