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Reggae version Prisoner Cell Block H
I made this!
in response to the corrie one below but looks like you can only embed the player in a new topic.
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crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 18:18,
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hahaha
I used to love that show
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 18:33,
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crackin'!
but now i have the strange urge to play monkey island...
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Depro, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 18:47,
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hooray!
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 18:52,
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Ha!
Nice one!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 19:02,
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Haha! Oh god, I can sing along with that.
"But the sun and rain are prisoners too." Top stuff... now where's my noose.
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greedydave cries when he wanks, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:26,
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Fab!
;-)
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:43,
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Mother of all test sites
Serious and funny, boasting over 35,000 tests. Have at it.
Did search, Glassco.cx is dead, never seen it 'ere, etc.
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Herboy has a Bacon number of 3, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 17:54,
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good find!
/click
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sock more tea vicar?, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 19:12,
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Some good adverts too....

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zacherynuk @echo off, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:36,
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hahaha
awesome
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:53,
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As requested by Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop!
A ska version of a well know theme tune.
Wait for it, and it needs volume ;-)
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 17:19,
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OMG
I haven't heard this is SO long. Was it on the old Max Headroom video show or something?
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Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 17:31,
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I dont rightly know.
A mate of mine bought a Trojan boxset, and this was on it. Could have been on Max Headroom. God I miss that show.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 17:32,
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I think i've got a video (remember those kiddies?) somewhere
with the whole of the 2nd series. They started to do interviews with the likes of Sting, Simon LeBon (post Duran Duran) and others. Some damn good videoes on it if I remember rightly!
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the bonzo dog , down on Jollity Farm on, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:14,
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this is brilliant!
they should use it for real!
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 17:42,
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Imagine a blacked up or two tone version of Corrie,
I would definitely start watching it then.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 17:44,
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I say
That's rather hep and groovy!
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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 17:46,
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me like very much
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 17:57,
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Simply Wonderful!
Thank you RBF :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 19:01,
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Always a pleasure my boy.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:44,
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I fucking love this!!
I just can't get it out of my head!!
A few colleagues wondered if you could do emmerdale or eastenders?
I understand if you said "NO PISS THE FUCK OFF" though ;)
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XLVII .uk, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:19,
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Dark and Lonely Water
UK public information film from the 1970s, warning children about playing near open water.
I'm glad I never saw this until adulthood.
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Shiksa, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 17:13,
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Sensible children!!!!
I have no power over them!!!
My personal favourite, from the same era, used to play just before the TV 'Close' (Remember that?)
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=AT-Wga_7wvI
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Collatallie Sisters, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 17:18,
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Some of my personal ones
Sexy Rolf Teim
I have met this guy FACT!!!
And a bit of Kenny Everett.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 17:29,
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These are all amazing
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:32,
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still gives me the creeping fear
i posted this a few years back
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 17:58,
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that was great! long live death!
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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:16,
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The Eyeballing game
Think you have an "eye" for accuracy. My score was 10.06
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 16:47,
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7.74
woo, and good find
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Jinxy13 is hating the S key, right about now., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 16:52,
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3.76
and a click from me
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Chairman Wow, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 16:55,
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3.76?
I think I need my eyes tested!
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 16:57,
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3.42
im glad there was no time limit though
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augsav, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 17:02,
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enough time to get a ruler out?
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MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 17:04,
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or a straight piece of paper as it were
;)
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augsav, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 17:04,
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3.87?
That's good right?
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MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 17:03,
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If that's in inches, I guess it's what you do with it that counts
BUT if that's your score it's significantly better than mine!
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 17:05,
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3.91
Woo!!
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Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 17:11,
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4.97
Nice find.
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Collatallie Sisters, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 17:17,
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21.54
This games sucks, but gets a click anywho.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 17:18,
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1.80!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Top of the hiscore! Check it!
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rollthetroll el presidente, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 17:52,
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Is your monitor resolution 600x800?
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 17:59,
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nope
however, i'm an architect, and therefore spend my whole life staring at lines on a screen
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rollthetroll el presidente, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 18:26,
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haha, join the club - 2.28 :)
CAD does have its uses, after all then :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 18:31,
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I am too :D - 3.13
But CAD obviously hasnt helped me because i still need a straight edge piece of paper to help me cheat.:)
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augsav, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 18:57,
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haha :)
b3ta - the last refuge of the architectural designer :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 18:58,
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aha!
so "the great architect" is accurate then, i was gonna get the ARB onto you :)
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rollthetroll el presidente, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 19:03,
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hahaha, architectural technologist to be fair, not a full architect
/and to be honest, I have no intention or desire to be a full architect - leather elbow patches and bow ties just aren't me ;)
my moniker is also a reference to another part of my life as well, but /links descends into chaos and conspiracy central when the
topic comes up, so I'll stay hush on that for now :)
You work for yourself? or a big practice at all? Got any interesting projects on the go?
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 19:06,
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i'm just qualified this year
...still in denial so no leather patches, bowties (or indeed black polo necks and 'avant garde' spectacles!)
i work for HKS UK, based in Soho but we're run by a bunch of whoopin' and hollerin' Texans. I'm working on a DNA research lab, gonna try blag myself a fleet of winged monkeys. do a bit of freelance too, e.g. I'm working on a barbershop, at this moment I'm struggling to model a barber chair in max...
what about you? We need technologists!
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rollthetroll el presidente, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 19:14,
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3.39
nice
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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 18:00,
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Woo Hoo
2.48 :)
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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 18:05,
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2.28 - enjoyed that - great link :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 18:30,
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Great game
That'll be one for my kids to try at school...
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pete_on_bone, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 18:38,
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3.07
Frustratingly... no practice effect!
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collapsibletank procreates, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 18:41,
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2.13
top of the list (currently) if im not mistaken :)
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augsav, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 19:09,
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3.59 pretty happy with that
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GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 19:29,
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3.52
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crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:21,
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4.85
i'm going to have to have another go
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:31,
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97....
what's a parallelogram?
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Flash_Bastard, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:34,
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four sides
opposite sides parallel.
apart from that, anything you like (so square, rectangle, rhombus... all parallelograms)
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spacehog, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:35,
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4.96 :)
Got some bang on too.
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Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:40,
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4.11 first go
that'll do me
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spacehog, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:34,
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8.46 first try.
I may not be able to photoshop funny stuff, but I can bisect one hell of an angle.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 3:34,
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6.7
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Just Flange, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 8:10,
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Jaw rip scene from new film Mirrors
Probably not for the weak, elderly etc Made me rofl instead of shit myself though
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 16:31,
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got that the other day
not a bad film (if you like that sort of thing)
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pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 16:36,
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It's Tasty Coma Wife!
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__, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 16:37,
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is it really her
i thought it looked a bit like TCW but i wasnt sure
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Big Ginge putting the laughter into manslaughter, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 17:03,
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Yeah, Amy Smart
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__, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 17:50,
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Eurgh.
I don't really have a blood phobia, but that was freaky. Surely she would have bled more though? And wouldn't the jawbone have just fallen to her chest, instead of being pulled outward?
Or was the ghost still holding it? Either way, ew.
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Bats, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 16:39,
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ewwww
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moohalaa, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 17:07,
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Even with the whole jaw thing,
I still would.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 17:37,
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The extended scene is horrific!!!
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=estVvGN74SQ&feature=related
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Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 17:41,
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that's horrible.
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crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:27,
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really quite poor
graphics when the ripping is actually occuring...
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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 19:08,
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yeah the first little rip looks terrible
but disturbing none the less
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:06,
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Christ
im sat here crying...... All the mirrors in my house are coming down now.
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AngryCraig, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 19:21,
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haha
Eisoptrophobia
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:03,
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buh?
*skuttles off to google the film*
That HAS to be a remake of a japanese movie...Also, out of context, it doesn't seems scary.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:44,
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Amy Smart boobs
+ arse.
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 8:14,
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Heavy Metal Dog!
Heavy Metal Dog!
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 15:56,
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Hahaha, awesome!
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 16:01,
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glaaaaaaaaaaaaaaass coooooooooooooooooooock
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 16:01,
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fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck offfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
;)
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pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 16:11,
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Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 18:16,
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Cool Ferro Fuid
Its magnetic fluid. Feel free to make your own with print toner, and oil! Its dangerously carcinogenic of course...
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augsav, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 15:32,
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Odd stuff indeed.
Ferromagnetism only works because the metal atoms are close enough together in the solid state to undergo magnetic superexchange - I wonder what makes this stuff work?
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 15:59,
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colloidal sloution of ferromaganetic particles
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:29,
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watching that
makes my scalp itch for some reason
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 16:06,
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How beer works
Just as the title says - just pull the beer!
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theniwokeup has been awake since, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 14:27,
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i love being subjected to advertisements and government propoganda on the internet
only when these messages are disguised as funny jokes or remarkable videos will i truly take note as a consumer.
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connor, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 14:44,
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YEAH
IN FACT, I'M GOING TO REBEL BY NOT WEARING A CONDOM. EVER.
I'M ALSO GONNA PUT MY RAPING HAT ON.
FUCK YOU, NHS
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__, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 14:48,
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Is it wrong I got more and more disgusted
as the girl got thinner and thinner? By the end of the virtual 'pint' I was wondering exactly how skinny she was going to get. So she wasn't a looker to start off with, I agree, I just get a bit wound up over this "big girls aren't sexy" rubbish.
/Not sure why it brought out a rant
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Bats, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 14:51,
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It is wrong. And big girls aren't sexy. Any big girl that think because they have a man it means they are not ugly are wrong too. Alot of men are desperate and will fuck anything. She was great looking at the end of it and a hideous fucking munter at the start
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Nick Lang, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 15:34,
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You're being kind of a dick, Nick Lang.
What made you decide to be kind of a dick?
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Cap'n, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 16:21,
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Nick Lang is always a dick. Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edge.
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Nick Lang, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 16:31,
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Fair does.
As long as you know I guess.
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Cap'n, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 17:11,
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I agree Nick..
All this 'I'm BIG and I'm beautiful' you get on Ricky Lake and Montel type shows is kack.... NOOOOO you are BIG and you are an ugly fat cow and you have come to the realisation that you just like your food too much to make a fucking effort you fat greedy cunt...... type of thing:)
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Flash_Bastard, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:47,
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this
in spades
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negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 18:17,
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this is why i'm always drunk.
the world is amazing through mine eyes
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 14:52,
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haha!
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pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 15:18,
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to go from before to after
would take a lot more than one pint for sure!
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applehead herp derp, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 16:23,
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Good ol catchphrase
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Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 14:17,
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As glasscock as this is, it still does make me laugh
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__, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 14:28,
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this
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connor, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 14:44,
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haha
that was epic!
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theniwokeup has been awake since, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 14:30,
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hahahaha!
i would've guessed 'a handful of chips'
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applehead herp derp, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 16:31,
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i would never have guessed it was
'fisting rapist'
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pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 16:43,
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i never tire of this
i love the way they try their best to stay serious during the intermediate rounds. Also the fact that the woman clearly doesn't get the joke at all. And the howling lughter from the audience - they had a great show that night!
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spacehog, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:29,
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Washington.
NSFW
NSFW just for a few swears.
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the brass moustache putting the ass moust in brache since, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 14:16,
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its like going back in time today...
good but bloody old.
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WurSeL - Havin it Large www.haveitlarge.net, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 14:49,
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bindun
but still cool
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weaver., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 14:49,
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Make your own fizzy gubbins

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barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 14:02,
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That's rather good :)
thanks for that :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 14:33,
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thasverygud
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crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 14:55,
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nice
i like it
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BusinessCat has a can of beans, a can of beans has he, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 15:28,
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krang, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 16:25,
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WHat?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:00,
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I watched the whole thing
hoping it would include the phrase "wanksock"
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LP, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 13:46,
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God I remember this episode
Poor Wizadora, living with a bunch of retards
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Jorvic, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 13:56,
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wizadora gives me the raging horn
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connor, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 14:05,
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Sweet Christ I remember Wizardora.
Blast from the past.
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Bats, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 17:13,
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Bash is Back!
Yay!
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zacherynuk @echo off, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:33,
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Fucking hell!
I can now debookmark qdb.us.
Yowza
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_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 12:32,
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When did it go?
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 12:50,
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its as boring as reading /talk
or even more boringer
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pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 13:45,
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Is the new head of the BBSRC a complete pisshead?
This follows up from a suggestion from last nights excellent Derby bash.
Here is an interview with Prof Doug Kell, who has just been made head of the BBSRC and is responsible for hundreds of millions of pounds of public money. I think he's very drunk. If you agree, please comment on youtube.
Cheers.
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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:25,
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he's gay
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pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:56,
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he looks like the guy
whos the manager in the canteen in work. misrable bastard
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 13:11,
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The Ukulele Orchestra playing Ruby with the Kaiser Chiefs
The Neatorama blog sent me on a morning session watching Ukelele song covers with the theme of Shaft being another particularly good one to also watch: www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfK-UzQ48JE
Hooray for the Ukelele.
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nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:23,
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They made a CRACKING job of THIS (below)
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=V3gp7B8WC4Q
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:21,
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Demetri Martin: jokes with a guitar
Yes I know this is as old as the hills, but that Mitch Hedberg video reminded me of this guy.
For those of you who never heard this - enjoy.
My favourite line is "Last summer at a party, I learned that there was a subtle difference between peeing in the pool and peeing INTO the pool. Location location location"
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HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 9:47,
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The GIMP.....(YouTube tutorial videos)
Ok all:
I found these tutorial vids for The GIMP over on Le Tubes. It's mainly to assist those on a budget (like myself) who can't afford photoshop but like posting on the MAIN board.
Hope this helps.
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 9:37,
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Cheers
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lolwhites, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:41,
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If only there were a way for poor people to download things for free...
*cough*
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mookay immune to icons since, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 14:01,
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Ermm...
Why not use Paint.net instead? It's got a far better interface than the Windows version of The GIMP.
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Tael, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 15:41,
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Actually, that's what I DO use bud.
There's just more options with GIMP.
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 16:10,
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