Home Secretary approves extradition of student Richard O'Dwyer over pirate TV website
Check the photo. His bag strap makes his t-shirt look worse then it is.
Plus it's a pretty shitty thing to be happening.
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:04,
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Serves him right.
Bloody parasite.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:11,
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Shant
The guy was warned, and made a ton of cash of the backs of other peoples work.
[edit] there is a reason why shadier parts of the net use .cc and .ru addresses.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:14,
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genuine question - why is he being extradited and not tried in the Uk? I really dont get that part.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:32,
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.com address is U.S terrory and the copyright holders are U.S companies hence crime was committed on U.S soil
Same reason if your were you punch a bloke out in France you would be tried there.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:35,
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Is a .com address really a US territory?
Surely websites can be operated and maintained anywhere.
As far as I can tell, .com (commercial) doesn't even mean the company is American any more since the rules don't seem to be enforced.
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This will shed some more light onto why hes going to get fucked up:
www.judiciary.gov.uk/Resources/JCO/Documents/Judgments/us-v-odwyer-ruling.pdf
'TVShack.net and TVShack.cc “earning approximately £15,000 per month” from online advertisements'
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:44, Reply)
The significant passage in here is...
"However, wise though such entreaties plainly are, Parliament has made conduct found to be contrary to S.107 (2A) criminal. No court can change the statutory offence. The issue is whether the conduct actually alleged falls foul of S.107 (2A) not, as I fear Mr Cooper was urging, that no offence in law actually exists. It does exist unless or until S.107 (2A) is amended or repealed."
tl;dr This does look like a criminal offence under UK law, whatever people are saying in the press.
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prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:17,
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nice white middle class boy...with floppy hair...
its like madeline mccann all over again.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:35, Reply)
No, I'm fairly sure he's going to be extradited,
not ball-gagged, sodomised & left chained up in Pissflaps' basement.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:36,
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As far as I remember it's because they're registered in the U.S
Others here can explain it better.
.cc and .ru are safe apparently.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:45,
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I guess for extradition request, they have to prove that he's commited a crime in their country.
And for it to be granted a whole other set of things have to be proved beyond reasonable doubt. (Or it's arranged behind closed doors and then the facts are set posteriori.
EDIT: Scratch that about the request, seems like they can request one for any old bollocks.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:29, Reply)
This.
I don't really want the guy to go to prison for 5 years, but he did do his damndest to piss them off. Twice. I have a limited amount of sympathy for his plight.
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prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:32,
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Arf! & Grrrr.
".... a 2004 treaty that means British suspects may be sent across the Atlantic without any test of the evidence against them."
Fuck.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:14,
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Yup.
It's fucking disgusting. If America just 'wants' someone, then our government just hands them over without trial....And they keep doing it.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:38,
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Death Row for him.
Or he will get about a zillion years inside a supermax prison being gang raped and stabbed by pcmechanic daily.
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he's an economic terrorist
making hollywood execs frightened in their beds that their business model is broken. Deserves nothing less than Gitmo.
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rob, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:28,
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Not all films are made by "evil hollywood excs"
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:33,
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And likewise
not everyone who nicks their IP is a freedom fighter. This guy seems like a bit of a cock who did something he knew was unethical at least in order to make himself money.
What annoys me is that he strengthens the "let's censor and regulate everything" brigade in Washington, by being clearly in the wrong.
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prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:37,
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If everyone who did something they knew was unethical to make themselves money got this kind of attention then the world would be a very different place.
Seems to me that most of the rich people in the world have been unethical at one time or another. Pretty much a requisite for the job.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:44,
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How about the "Natwest 3"?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NatWest_Three
"The extensive news coverage of the Three in Britain resulted in a large-scale debate over the merits of their extradition to the United States under the then new Extradition Act 2003. In particular, a high profile campaign against the extradition was led by The Daily Telegraph newspaper.[66] Several arguments were raised against the extradition."
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:49,
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Could you please clarify how this is relevant to my previous comment
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:50,
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You implied that the rich were getting a free ride and showed they weren't.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:04,
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You showed me an execption to a rule.
3 people is a nice start but the rule still stands.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:08,
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How about rich people selling missile parts to dictatorships breaking arms sanctions?
Will that be enough?
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/david-cameron/9139055/David-Cameron-not-sympathetic-to-plight-of-alleged-arms-dealer-Christopher-Tappin-ahead-of-Obama-meeting.html
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:13,
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No, not even close.
Pretty much anyone with a large amount of money has done something unethical to get it (or inherited it from someone who did something unethical).
Right now you're at 4 people who have been pulled up on it. 5 including this guy that's about to be extradited. This is not a societal trend you are highlighting, it's just the rare few that get some sort of comeuppance.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:22,
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Well it's a good thing it's not my job to change your mind isn't it?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:31,
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If you honestly think 5 people represent everyone who has ever done something unethical to make a profit then you are grossly underqualified.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:57,
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Ah I see, sorry I though you were talking about people being extradited to the US from UK.
You appear to be talking about something different.
Sorry for being under qualified to have a conversation with you.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:08,
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You were replying to the following comment:
"If everyone who did something they knew was unethical to make themselves money got this kind of attention then the world would be a very different place.
Seems to me that most of the rich people in the world have been unethical at one time or another. Pretty much a requisite for the job."
I guess you've been replying to a lot of different points in this thread so they might all be blending into one big thing for you, but this was point I was making and you haven't done a good job of refuting it.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:14,
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I'm glad we can agree on something.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:36,
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Your problem
See we can both make short snappy answers that don't contribute to the conversation.
Arn't we cleaver?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:35,
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What I just can't understand about cases like this is the ridiculous short sightedness of the corps behind it
this guy has essentially paved the way for them to make money in an entirely new way, has shown that it works, that there's a market for it and an eager audience, all they had to do was step in and make it work within their legal requirements and provide appropriate content and they could all be making cash money from their wares and his entrepreneurial endeavours.
But oh no, it's new, it's not how they're used to doing things, so send in the lawyers and fuck everybody involved up the arse as far as they can legally reach, after all since the internet started they've been losing money on declining sales and THIS must surely be the way forward!
Stupid fucking wankers.
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..wil, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:39,
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Make money?
Even if they take this guy to the cleaners.
Wipe him out for all his assets.
Sell every organ in his body.
They still won't make back the cost of one of the films he was ripping off.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:41,
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Fuck me, who's given a laptop to Thatcher?
I wish I'd've charged you for your username now!
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:52,
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People don't take their films by putting them online anymore than they do by putting them on video tape, nobody ever truly owns music or films, this is bullshit,
(folks at home I mean)it's just a darned site more efficient way of 'loaning the tape' by putting it online, but they're saying there's an audience that don't care about the quality of what they're watching, most people do, and if they like what they see low qual they may also buy it in full qual, I know I do, everyone knows you can't trust the movie trailers for a measure of content, so in fact they may be losing revenue by closing such sites down.
Have they checked that? Has anyone asked that question and looked into it? I bet not!
What if they could start showing full length movies at a deliberately lower quality for that very purpose and see what that does for sales? Is it very much different to folks being lent a DVD off a mate then deciding you want to own it? Or seeing it on TV?
Or just dig up all their older content of the type you usually only see on lower grade cheap content TV channels and let him use that, stuff that isn't making any noticeable profit anymore, people could watch those when they wanted and discover a few old gems which could again motivate sales, people demanding an old film they've discovered to be re-released, and you could also use it as a conduit for your new trailers and such and take a share of the advertising profits, it's zero effort he's already got the basic structure working and it's been proven.
Or you could put the guy in jail, whichever's easier...
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..wil, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:02,
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I read your orginal post as implying that film companies were trying to make a profit from prosicutions
looks like I was wrong, could you call off tabby?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:11,
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he's totally ruined candle day for me.... *sulks*
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:20,
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My Thatcher comment still stands.
Feel free to flounce, Toryboy.
Though, I must admit to having a foot in your camp: creative people do deserve to get paid for their work & not be lambasted for not wanting it freeely distributed.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:36,
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I could never dream of flouncing to your standard so it wouldn't be worth it.
Though I seem to have been jumped on round here for not crying about a little rich boy getting his fingers burned playing pirate for profit.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:38,
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^^This^^^
Oh so very much this!
Hollywood's business model is now officially outdated. People no longer flock to cinemas lioke they did in my youth and twenties. Technology is available to home users that cinemas would have killed for just ten years ago. I have an HD projector and screen in my own house - I have no need to go to the cinema any more even if it wasn't overpriced and inconvenient.
Hollywood can get behind the 'viewing from home via the internet' model - and sack their (pirate chasing) lawyers and their (region locking and staggered release) marketing executives in one fell swoop, thereby saving billions - or die.
Stark choice but people like netflix seem to be doing OK - if only hollywood would get with it we'd all see films as and when we liked, for a reasonable price, in the comfort of our own homes.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:23, Reply)
nope...
i live in the centre of london, super fast whizzy connection, and about 15 feet from the exchange (used to be fibre... but it was shit)
a buffering/or internet drop out mid film is unacceptable... we still need physical media or the ability to watch a completely downloaded film...
and what about my sister...loves films, lives rural...
the business model needs changing ill grant you... but remember not everyone has netflix/internet/hd projectors...
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:38, Reply)
Don't itunes do full downloads on their movies?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:47,
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they do... but thats still a lot of internet
a lot of internet somepeople dont have... and i fancy watching a film... in 2 days its not really the same as the cinema or buying a dvd from your nearest town (goodluck with that)
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:59, Reply)
Then like me you still will want to buy a physical copy.
I only use steam because I can make my own discs under their DRM.
Sadly with HMV, game, and gamestation going down the swanny the option to buy a disc is getting harder.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:11,
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I wonder...
...If a film/TV show is supported by product placement, can the producers use illegal download figures to ask for more cash from the product placers?
"Dear Toyota. You paid $x for our 1,000,000 person audience to see your car in the latest episode of "House". We can now confirm that a further 200,000 people illegally downloaded/streamed this episode. Please find attached an invoice for $0.2x..."
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TheAlmightyBeev, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:54,
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I think Gabe Newell said it best when he said "
Piracy is almost always a service problem and not a pricing problem".
"In general, we think there is a fundamental misconception about piracy. Piracy is almost always a service problem and not a pricing problem. For example, if a pirate offers a product anywhere in the world, 24 x 7, purchasable from the convenience of your personal computer, and the legal provider says the product is region-locked, will come to your country 3 months after the U.S. release, and can only be purchased at a brick and mortar store, then the pirate's service is more valuable. Most DRM solutions diminish the value of the product by either directly restricting a customers use or by creating uncertainty."
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:06,
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Gabe Newell who set up one of the best DRM solutions "steam"?
Netflix, iTunes, lovefilm all have digital download to name a few.
Not to mention many cable TV packagings include pay per few.
I like steam but I wouldn't suggest for a moment it's DRM free.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:18,
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I've been testing some of those
definitely a step in the right direction!
Quality is pretty darned poor for a fully paid up service tho, on most anyway, none seem to have quite got it right yet, but glad they're trying!
*edit* which I guess again proves my case a lil bit, if we aren't yet capable of putting films on online streaming commercially in a decent enough quality to be acceptable to the paying public, why are we suing the asses off those folks showing the dreadful quality stuff for free? If you can't yet provide a decent alternative that works, what sales are you protecting?
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..wil, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:21,
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The quality should be ok as reports from netflex seem to be 1gb an hour.
thats 1080p quality levels.
of course you need to be able to handle that bandwidth on your side though.
I can get a 1.5gb UDK build downloaded in about 10 minutes but I have a good connection.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:28,
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It's not that, the problem is one of compression
they seem to have pretty nasty problems of colour and shade, detail, it's not even as good as DVD quality on Lovefilm, like watchin an old VHS tape that's been stabilised in post, not great!
Netflix is better, my mate has it, but it still has problems, particularly with frame rate, not bad tho!
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..wil, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:33,
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My neighbout really needs to get a faster connection.
It takes me about 20mins to download a film over her wifi, the bitch.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:45, Reply)
must be all the bingo she is playing
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:08,
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I didn't suggest it's DRM free.
He is directly competing with pirates - it's about as easy to download a game on a torrent site as it is to download from steam, yet somehow he makes money hand over fist. He provides a service and people give him their money.
There isn't a way to get this kind of service for films or tv shows yet, I have to use a fucking VPN if I want to watch shows on hulu or netflix.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:25,
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That ^
Very much that, the big companies and their silly global restrictions and public relations disaster teams of lawyers REALLY need to have a rethink, time advances, markets change, audience demands and needs change, and when you're not making enough profits from your wares no more suing every damned alternate or new media capable of supporting your content is NOT the way forward! FFS.
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..wil, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:19,
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Good point
see napster and then itunes... Cos they did really badly out of it didnt they.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:55, Reply)
I don't have an automatic 'sympathy radar' for people who commit crime
just because it involves the internet
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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:43,
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it's copyright infringement
something that you've indulged in in your last post on /board
www.b3ta.com/board/10717038
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rob, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:45,
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I assumed you were going to offer some defence and then I could shout
"TELL IT TO THE JUDGE!" Damn.
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rob, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:11,
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Damn!
And why is my lovely otherwise quiet library full of noisy people right now, when i'm trying to waste my time on b3ta?
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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:26,
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yeah but he wont have to "tell it to a judge"
because he's not making any direct income from the use or copying of copywrited material...
he might be DMCA'd but nothing more...
however sir, because you are hosting the content, and also generating ad sales... you might have to tell it to the judge...
and this kid did... because it was sustained piracy... not a single photoshop image.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:27, Reply)
But it would be tought to argue in court...
...that me having seen this would make me less likely to buy their commercial product? Which is surely one of the things they have to prove, unless the US system is very different? (apologies, not too hot on how their legal code works on this)
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prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:56,
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Not really convinced the punishment fits the crime on this one
You can get drunk and go drive your car into a crowded footpath and you'd get off with less.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:47,
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Some guy in Guatemala got six thousand years in prison yesterday
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-17349774
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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:58,
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You're the second person to post something completely irrelevant as though it justifies the case we are discussing
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:01,
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How is that irrelevant?
You raised the point of punishment fitting the crime, and it's a crime. Perhaps i'm agreeing with you
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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:06,
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Personally I am quite happy that someone who brutally murdered over 200 people gets the rest of their life in jail.
Maybe we're talking past each other a bit here.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:10,
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I agree
I just think it's a bit unrealistic to throw six thousand years at a middle aged human being
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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:17,
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I was living in Hobart when Martin Bryant shot 36 people in Port Arthur.
His sentence was over 200 years but nobody was saying "This is a farce, he'll never live that long", they were saying "Good, he'll never come out of jail alive".
As that article says, it is largely a symbolic sentence.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:20,
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To be fair it is slightly relevant, to the last sentence anyway,
if somewhat of a non-sequitor in regards to the whole subject.
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..wil, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:06,
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I unashamedly believe in the radical redistribution of wealth in our current system
Laws not just protect people from crime, they also help to preserve vast fortunes, and people with vast fortunes generally have great and disproportional influence in the legislative process. (take the tories, for instance)
so I support this poor fucker in his bid to steal some cash off the networks, and hope he has a damn good lawyer
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:13,
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Yeah fuck the creative industries! Worse that Vivisectionists and Arms dealers they are.
We need more middle class rich boys making money of shit they didn't make to really show the man
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:18,
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I think vivisectionists get a bad rap
and if middle class ikea-buying vauxhall-driving mock-tudor-bungalow-in-the-home-counties-living white boys want to steal from the networks (or the worthy "creative industries", sorry), then I'll support them too.
I can understand big companies and the super-rich protecting their interests (understanding doesn't imply approve). It's apologist such as yourself I've never been able to figure out. I guess some people like to imagine themselves as part of a class they'll never be a part of
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:23,
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Good for you.
Fuck it, need to work so i'm pulling a Tab and flouncing this one.
People don't want to pay for their shit, up to them.
Just don't be moaning when the only people making anything creative are on youtube doing it for free or fast made copy and past bollocks spaffed out of hollywood.
Musics already gone to shit, films next.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:27,
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me too. no rest for the wicked
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:29,
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CaC.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:44,
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That Stewart Lee
I'm beginning to realise that I don't like him very much
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:26,
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The old business model is broken?
How is the new model of I want shit for free any better? It's like the free software brigade working at their tenured University jobs telling everyone software should be free.
Who is going to pay to make it? Crowd sourcing? Micro payments? Seriously?
I've got an awesome idea lets make movies like the internet is nowdays, adverts obscuring 50% of what you see, paying to get rid of adverts, adverts at the top bottom and side of every movie, every movie being some fucking rube goldberg machine to sell you booze or a car (fuck you Okay Go) all filmed on a Go Pro by needy under skilled hipsters showing us grown men on tiny bicycles in slow motion.
and relax
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:29, Reply)
Get pissed with Motorhead
Lemmy be the first to say cheers.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 8:59,
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wart's all this about then?
boooze yay!
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:02,
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why does lemmy and the other guy look like theyre from the Stargate film?
They both have lumious eyes, whereas the chap with the wooly hat doesnt.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:12,
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fuckinell.
first acdc, now this. it's almost as if they know that anyone still alive who listens to their music have long since traded in trucker speed and drinking aftershave for a nandos loyalty card and a deputy regional sales manager position.
i want my motley crue crudité tray.
and there's a woeful spelling mistake on that site.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:17, Reply)
Garry Glitter's Zany Popping Candy Lube?
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:42,
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it's the rosé that makes me giggle - about as rock and roll as a cup cake
"This is one hell of a rocking Shiraz Rosé"
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rob, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:25,
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:D
I'm going to enjoy quaffing these as I listen to their entire back catalogue on the vinyl I spent my teenage years collecting.
Rock out with your cork out!!
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:25,
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Batman and Robin: The Musical
NSFW
Batman, You Son of a Bitch...
Bloody hell, i've spent half a decade on here now.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 8:24,
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Happy Candle Day!
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 8:54,
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tired of the same old sports?
try something shocking! Ultimate Tazer Ball!
Stupidly, it is real
utblive.com/
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 2:54, Reply)
This is where your user name is relevent
Because the first thing I said was, No way dude!
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 3:38,
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hopefully just speedball....
...then speedball two.
(The primary difference being the selling of ice creams, as I recall)
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zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:13,
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gives me a great idea for reopening all those laser tag venues
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:23,
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I want to see more games where everyone dresses like the ninjas from Mortal Kombat.
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Marn, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:21,
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No point trying to act like its a tough guy sport
when you play with a huge silly ball
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Taramasalata is not angry, just disappointed on, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:26,
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Are you lazy? Do you like drinking beer?
Then this machine is for you.
Made from LEGO mindstorm
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:31,
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i like beer and lego!
but the first thing that was wrong with this video, was the music.
so i hit mute.
the second thing wrong with this is heineken.
however, this gets a click from me anyhow :)
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 6:30,
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Piss in green glass.
Now this is a beer.
www.oldtombeer.co.uk/
Although now they're getting a little popular they're playing around with *shudder* flavours
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 8:47,
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Fuck off with the cat themed beer!
(Or do they use, and when I say use I mean crush, pulp or mince, cats during the manufacturing process... if so, please accept my apologies.)
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:21,
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I too love beer and Lego.
But I don't know why everyone is hating on Heineken, I quite enjoy it :(
www.youtube.com/watch?v=snhiofL2Rh4
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Pig Bodine., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:44,
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Lots of Lego doing... not a lot
... and 'chilling' the beer AFTER opening the bottle??
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 8:58,
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Classic nudes getting the magazine photoshop treatment
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sinisterduck, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:35,
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BUT ALL THIS IS IRRELAVANT WHEN U CONSIDAR WE AR FIGHTING AN ILLEGEL WAR FOR OIL
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 4:39, Reply)
I tried
but more distracting annoying ads than SKY, and I gave up...
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..wil, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 6:09,
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adblock did em all in for me.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 8:28,
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very much liked that
But had to look on another page as that website was driving me 'king nuts
flavorwire.com/257063/startling-photoshop-makeovers-of-classic-nudes-in-art
Sorry if that was your ads n stuff. I wouldn't normally link to non original content, but that was just taking the piss. please don't extradite me.
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zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:17,
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TED Talk: Adam Savage on scientific discovery
I love this guy. So much enthusiasm in what he does.
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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:23,
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Bloody loverly
in times past we all had a role and we're defined in it by birth, only the rich had the time to 'waste' on discovery, nowadays a lot of us have all the time in the world but no money to do anything with it, and the vast majority, I think, choose to waste that time, but now we pretty much all have access to the entirety of human knowledge at our finger tips and pretty much anyone with a brain and the inclination can choose to be a scientist and gather that knowledge into their brain and go one step further with it in theory or practise, making that creative leap to another level.
The only problem then is getting the still-insular and superior, almost to the point of religious secularism, scientific community to listen to them, unfortunately all social networks online still seem to to pander solely to the most bland and mindless social norms so getting some means of meaningful discussion and positive supportive feedback for your scientific thoughts is an issue, but I think in a few years we HAVE to start seeing some 'home thinkers' achieving great things online!
Unless these fecking 'bought rights we demand legal support for' corporation fuckwits fuck up the whole interwebs and progress generally of course...
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..wil, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 6:29,
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This is a nice thing to read in the morning
I'm off to buy a cap so's I can doff it to you
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 8:37, Reply)
That's a nice romantic notion you've got going there but
I think you really don't understand how science operates. It is not about "intuition", and "eureka" moments*, it is about combining the sum total of a lot of very intelligent people's hard work into a coherent whole. To paraphrase Einstein: "Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% perspiration".
*These epiphanies occasionally can, and do, happen but only usually after the studying something so well that you can do it in you sleep.
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 8:44,
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Well if you put it that way
an electronic media that combines the entire planet's content into a digestible structure and provides people with the opportunity to learn it and discuss it couldn't possibly be used for advancing science!
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..wil, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:13,
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Mudface (below) makes a good point - there are plenty of "amateur" scientists out there
see also "galaxy zoo" www.galaxyzoo.org/
But again, the ultimate value is derived from the sum product of many contributors. The "free thinkers" tend to be the over-unity machine inventors and the ilk.
I also use the knowledge collecting power of the 'net for many things from fixing my car to getting soup recipes.
On top of that, ARPANET was originally developed for scientist to collaborate, and the end result: Nyan Cat.
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:35,
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that was great..cheers :)
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prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:48,
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Chie's Adventure Dreams
I think I found a little gem, only has about 40 views!. : )
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A vid of me trolling bigoted Christian protesters in Adelaide
I made this!
Like all great cities Adelaide has her very own bunch of local bigots. Every Friday a group of 15 oh-so-Christian twats meet in a place called Rundle Mall to shout out "Slut!" or "Fag!" at passersby and generally spoil everyone's day.
It's what Jesus would have wanted.
I'm on tour in Oz at the mo', and decided it would be fun to wind them up a bit.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:13, Reply)
Spamlurk? Not sure if want.
(Though if these religiouses are as rude as you say, then fuck 'em)
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:20,
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Not sure what you mean by spamlurk but am sure that these guys are absolute douches. They have a touch of the Westboro Baptist to them.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:33, Reply)
Top stuff
Nothing I hate more than religious fuckwits
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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:22,
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I enjoyed that
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:29,
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Good work there!
Most enjoyable appearance by Lucifer too
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:31,
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Lucifer is a lovely chap. Though when he says "You're going a bit too fast" it is not feigned". I don't know the guy beneath the paint that well and he thought I was getting a touch overamorous.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:36, Reply)
Wonderful!
Just haven't met the right kid yet. Excellent come back.
Ridicule is the best antidote to bigotry :)
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:35,
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If you use the actual YouTube URL, it'll embed the video
give it a go!
But aside from that, I like this video. Good work.
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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:51,
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Right now you're using the short link from the "share" button
Instead, copy the entire URL from the top of your browser
This one: www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaz2rxmcWyg
(anything after "&feature=..." is garbage, anyway)
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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:19,
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Good effort +1*
These silly bigoted types need 'a finger' pointing in their direction! Well done bearded fellow.
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catweasle neither a cat nor a weasle, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:18,
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I hate when people put me on the side of religious looneys
Simply by matching religious looney tactics to promote their 'comedy'. In short: I hate you.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 2:50, Reply)
they are fun to mock
unfortunately, they are a pack of racist, homophobic cunts who abuse and intimidate people and the police won't/can't touch them. Good on you sir!
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 2:57, Reply)
We had some Merkin Fundamentalist Evangelist would do this in York every Saturday night
yelling nasty things to any and all about how we're all going to hell 'cos we're not as pure and lovely as they are yet showing themselves to be horrible people while simultaneously ignoring anyone trying to ask them anything, way to sell jesus, they would take pictures of you if you spoke to them and threaten to sue anyone who got close enough to touch them for 'infringing on their rights to free speech', eventually I witnessed one day a policeman inform them this wasn't Merka and they didn't actually have that right here and arrest them one and all for causing a public disturbance, and after a few times they just gave in.
Never been so happy we didn't have the same rights here.
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..wil, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 5:53,
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Despite the spamability,
I quite liked it.
Especially the old guy holding the cross proclaiming "This is a mockery of Jesus!"
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Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 7:23,
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"SPAM"?
What are you talking about?
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 8:58,
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I'm confused by the spam talk too.
Saying that, I have got an excellent deal on v1@gR@...
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:50, Reply)
You are promoting a worthy cause
And thus, earn my full support. I like meaty goodness. (Gosh, that sounds a bit...)
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Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:49,
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Thanks
Would just like to say 'Thanks, chaps*!' to anyone who enjoyed the vid. I'm a long time lurker and know that when I first went on b3ta I was just overawed by the great things that b3tans make. Your appreciation means much.
That's it.
*In a gender neutral way.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:58, Reply)
Good on you sir!
Hate does not be get love. Laughter does :-)
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Krakapotl picks a pot of cracker petal potholes, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:13,
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Good work.
Yeah, gets a click from me. Although, I'd probably go with the "God Bless America" movie solution to these hate-preaching cunts. Mow the cunts down.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:17,
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ever noticed how christians are probably the least "christian" people of all
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:44,
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Think it's usually that people
notice the loud ones, and loud people are always cunts (and its from the behaviour of loud people that stereotypes are born.)
That said, all moderate Christians I know are never any more or less "moral" than anyone else. People either live by the golden rule or they don't.
I believe that many people raised in a religious environment assume it is the religion which gave them morality, rather than it being far more innate and tribal than that.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:33,
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no, you're right
i'm of the opinion that religious types should keep their opinions to themselves and leave anyone else alone.
if christians are right, our "sins" will be judged by god, not by some crazy old bastard who thinks he knows better than everyone else
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:24,
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Verily!
Gets a click from me.
You're playing in Adelaide on my birthday! Shame I'm in Scotland - would still like a hand delivered ticket though.
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joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:07,
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two very special people playing with them self's
just the looks on there faces is enough to get me thinking about an alternative sex phone line sound track dubover
but a not bad version of smooth criminal
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:00,
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"themselves"
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:04,
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you is mai friend
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:08,
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Monkey Business
Interactive installation where a cuddly toy monkey hangs on the wall like a Jumping Jack and apes the gestures of the user.
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but can wank?
cos that would be so awesome
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:23,
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yes, you could put lipstick and a wig on the monkey
that'll do.
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Tin Foil Robots
I made this!
So we decided to tin foil the room, and some cardboard boxes and ourselves!
Then we did some dancing and fighting :D haha :)
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:52, Reply)
Piss fetishists break into London pub and replumb urinals onto their faces
Pics included.
This screams "urban legend" but I've heard weirder things that are true (which doesn't make this true obviously) but fucking great story either way.
NSFW due to words
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:07,
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If by "chain pub" they mean Wetherspoons
then everyone in there was drinking piss. He was just the most honest about it.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:16,
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I like spoons
Their beer selection is better than most pubs - especially for a chain pub, and theyre cheap as fook.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:24,
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the food is actually pretty nice too
especially for the price, in central london anyway.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:33, Reply)
Agreed. I think if you were that into a fetish
You would have to go to those lengths really wouldn't you?
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:26,
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He must've wanked himself silly!
Shame he never thought of a bit of mesh tween him and the hole, he'd have had an arm like popeye by the time he finally got bored! ;)
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..wil, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:29,
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Hmmm.....'someone' has been thinking about this far too hard.
And by 'someone' I mean you, you mucky pup.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:43,
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Not at all shocked or grossed out by pissplay, if that's what you mean
been in 'specialized establishments' in mancs that actually did have lower play areas plumbed directly to urinals, guys into that sorta thing would fight to get into that bath!
I think the whole area has been sold to outside developers and will be completely razed and rebuilt as hotels and office space now, I'd love to see their faces if they investigate and find some of the lesser known 'special areas' they've bought before it all gets erased forever!
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..wil, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:28,
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Legends?
Been to plenty of non-gay events there, didn't know that kind of thing went on there...gay flatmate's never mentioned it either.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:02,
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I dare say he never mentioned a lot of things
you didn't need to know...
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..wil, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 6:04,
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Believe me,
if he knew about there being a piss dungeon in the basement of Legends, with his twisted sense of humour, he'd be the first one to tell all of his friends.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:37,
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Not been to Legends since the late-80s
I can smell Hazel Dean and hear the poppers at the sight of the Word.
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joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:16,
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I was teasing, you big silly.
I'm still cross at you for introducing me to tinydeal. I've spent bloody hours on there buying crap (I'm not really cross, but I HAVE fallen for that site)
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:04,
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I do recommend the crystal skull shot glasses!
www.tinydeal.com/cool-crystal-skull-shot-glass-food-safe-drinking-ware-glassware-for-home-bar-hli-65603-p-48756.html
we now have four, they're very well packaged and all have arrived intact, they're bloody great! They have two types BTW and the second type has no circular glass surround, IMO the above type is far superior but harder to wash (due to essentially being a receptacle both ways up when set down for drying) but they are LOVERLY sexy goodness! :P
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..wil, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 6:03,
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Related link shenanigans
www.pressherald.com/archive/pittston-man-charged-with-climbing-in-toilet_2009-08-31.html
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:24,
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Just liked the Idea of this....
Worlds first supercomputer...
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:58,
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Wasn't programmable though
More calculator than computer.
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:11,
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Um...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colossus_computer
Colossus was the world's first electronic, digital, programmable computer
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 8:42, Reply)
Time and time again the same story
even the Theremin nearly got annihilated from history in the name of war, some chap figured it could be used as a proximity detector in bombs, you have to wonder how much tech was discovered and buried time after time in the name of 'security', probably still going in in our more paranoid states.
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..wil, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 6:39,
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This must be heard!
You can listen in Soundcloud or download or whatever!
I know I tried to pimp my stuff and got not a response, but THIS IS DIFFERENT. This is another Edinburgh band called Vasquez, and they are really good. Czech it!
BIG OL' EDIT: Better describe: Ladies and gentlemen, this is some tight-as-a-flea's-fanny instrumental rock! Think Don Cab with a hardcore background. Think Oxes with a bass. Think Minus the Bear but actually 'good'!
Disclaimer: I'm not spamming this or anything else. I have no incentive to do any of this, I just like this band.
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Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:46,
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The façade of B3ta finally falls away
As I am now leaving Facebook, there is no choon
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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:03,
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This
If you want people to hear your choon, don't make them sign up to shit.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 8:58, Reply)
You don't need to,
the OP used the link from fb, rather than the bandcamp original.
Does that make sense? Hmmmmm.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:08,
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Track 4 is very similar to Kings Crimsons Discipline
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO2BIf12xnQ&feature=related
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:05,
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Ooh.
I loiks that, I does.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:08,
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Fucking ace!
I really enjoyed this....nice John Wetton style bass as well.
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 5:37,
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Mental South African rap/rave crossover with peculiar video
NSFW
I Fink U Freeky by Die Antwoord.
Lots of raving, lots of swearing and your brain inside-out. Recommended for use with massive drugs.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:45, Reply)
old but funny if you search for it on youtube (they have children)
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:17, Reply)
This is the first thing from Die Antwoord that I've liked
Nicely done
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:21,
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I first heard about Die Antwoord on here.
Actually, I saw this vid on here too when it first came out. It's nice.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:26,
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I did like that one about butterflies
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:37,
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TBH it's more like Charley Says
but I like that Prodigy choon better
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..wil, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 6:50,
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I swear
Ninja is basing his whole look off of Jeffrey Rowland's character from his webcomic Overcompensating.
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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:05,
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Thought this was going to be shit.
Gave me a big laugh "my favourite flavour of Popsicle is DICK!"
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Hardfarter Following through since 1978, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:20,
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Ditto, just at your "ditto"
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:41,
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Here general torso reminded me of this...
www.google.com/search?q=gex+gecko&hl=en&safe=off&prmd=imvns&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=j7RfT6KxC4nG0QX_1qGWBw&ved=0CGgQsAQ&biw=1396&bih=925
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:57,
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The Isle of WIght's let itself go.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:51,
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/\ needs two more bra's/\
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:22,
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Thought this would be shit too
but some proper lols in there
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:23,
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Yeah I thought it was going to be shit as well
turned out all right though.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:26, Reply)
Did the deliriously hilarious BaceFook monkey Shane Dawson make you post this?
My favorite posicle flavour is also dick.
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joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:27,
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This kicks in at 3:34
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0BcOPcwCk0
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joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:36,
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Don't be sorry
Never heard of him before this link -which is pretty durn good - but find myself strangely amused by his characters. This is after a bout of Baileys, and he may be less titilating in the morning.
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joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:44,
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I find him highly irritating,
but then again, I quite like Stewart Lee, so what do I know?
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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:07,
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*looks out the window*
nope.
Can't tell the difference between my neighbours and this vid.
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LP, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:28,
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Didn't know you were over Artcliffe way....
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:55,
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I'm not surprised
tabby tells me some the hartliffe punters are the roughest and not in a good way.
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:42,
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My god I've missed your posts.
...and on an unrelated note, less than two weeks to the bristol bash. How's the chin?
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:49,
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You can still see the scarring
I'm working up the road until 10 so I'll be popping down later. Might save me from too much injury hopefuly.
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:08,
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Nah, just means Pissflaps, LP & I'll be more pissed
when we choose what to spike your drink with.
I think it'd be better for all concerned that we just acknowledge it's going to end very messily indeed & plan from there.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:12,
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damn you mirrorman
and all your kind. mocking me with your futuresight.
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tickle I was away, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:47,
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don't
it's shit
actually it was better than i expected.
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tickle I was away, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:46,
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I thought I was going to shit
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:07,
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I'm assuming this is some young actress doing a comedy thing? Am I missing a joke with everyone taking it seriously?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:09, Reply)
The only thing which convinces me this is a pisstake
Is the show name "Mawry", instead of "Maury".
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:11,
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One for the funny name corner
I promised myself I'd never do this but see the update at 18.10.
Pffffffffffffffffftttttttttttt...............
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Ten U Us results once we've taken all the cocks out, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:58,
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Seem to recall him being mentioned on Have I Got News For You
when it was presented by Jerry Springer.
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joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:03,
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18.10 There's a bit of gigging in the British press corps already: the PM is being met later by a man named Randy Bumgardner, the Assistant Chief of Protocol and general manager of Blair House, the offical guest house across the street from the White House.
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:09,
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apparently his mother's maiden name is Mincey
he's very lucky they didn't double-barrel him
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:28,
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Thank you for the de-RIS ;)
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Ten U Us results once we've taken all the cocks out, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:38,
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