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This is a link post Poor Dead Leonard - Richard Lawrence Oaks
An old smoking buddy of mine being just a wee bit skillicious
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post He's having a wank in that picture
Im not pressing play though.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post oh that's just Rich's wandering libido
Has to keep tabs on it
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post He keeps Tab Hunter on his cock?

(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post GAY ALERT!

(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post *runs*

(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post *chases with net*

(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post *doesnt actually do any of these things*

(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post HELLO!!!!!

(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey, hey, hey!
All set for lift off?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Been away for the weekend, but yeah nearly.
;)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post he's very careful with her
he makes a fresh pube nest daily
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry,
WHAT?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:06, Reply)
This is a link post Bill Hicks on guns NSFW
and the difference between us and the US. Somebody quoted this further down the page and I thought it might be nice to have the vid.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post it does undermine it when he follows with his description of british people which is no better than Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins

(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Bill hicks is an idiot
that does a very good impression of someone whose not an idiot.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Raising an interesting philosophical point there
Something along the lines of only the really intelligent know how little they truly know.

Or something.

Maybe I should go back to drinking.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post i wouldn't bother if i were you
days will blend into one long pissed day and it's not like that's much of a novelty any more.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like my type of fun

(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post maybe you should go back to drinking?
:D
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post If I posted calling someone an idiot, I'd make sure my grammar was perfect.
Just saying.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post your and idiot
When I was a kid, Bill Hicks helped me look at the world and its politics in a way that contradicted the views imposed on me by the media and the establishment. For that I am thankful. However, I now work in advertising, so he can't have had that much of a profound effect on me.
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This is a normal post Satan's little helper

(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I know :(

(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Kill yourself.

(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post No seriously

(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post You're very wrong.
And he hasn't been doing many impressions of anything for about 18 years.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 1:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I hear you but...
...the "yesterday some hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shaftesbury" always makes me laugh. I get the feeling he was aware of his poor accent skills and hammed them up intentionally.

I still think his comedy hasn't aged that well, but at the time he was very refreshing.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 12:53, Reply)
This is a link post Benson Arizona
Theme to Dark Star. There's a nice breeze today.
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This is a normal post Let there be light!

(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post
Here's some Ten Benson and another Dark Star.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftbCvjlS_pg
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCRhcTJGfwA
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post saw this film for the first time a coupla months ago
it was weird.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I love this film.
Wonderfully silly and hugely influential.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post but but but
the news outlets do it because 'it's what the people want to see'

even though most, myself included, don't really know what they would want to see. Not much I'm guessing.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Love that show.
But also, great to hear those points from that forensic bloke. Never thought about those things before, but it's completely true.
24hrNCaC
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post johann hari wrote an interesting article on that a while back
interesting johann hari article
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This is a normal post Johann Hari in interesting article shocker

(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 21:36, Reply)
This is a link post A song about chatting about Batman on the internet.
SPOILER ALERT: Very, very funny indeed!
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This is a normal post I disagree.

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This is a normal post I agree

(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post i agree with both of you

(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree with no one

(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too on the first point, not so much on the second.

(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post The first 55 seconds of this were not very very funny at all
Beyond that I couldn't comment.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought I had my finger on the pulse of middle b3ta...
Guess I was wrong. Forgive me.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post A reverend asking for forgiveness?
I have learned the hard way that putting "You'll love this"/"This is really funny" inevitably leads to the type of comments you see above.

You are forgiven.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I laughed.
Good find.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 10:48, Reply)
This is a link post Drunken Idiots Playing With Scorpions
Licking a scorpion is never a good idea.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post 10 minutes long? Sod that
Where's the money shot?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 9:56, Reply)
This is a link post Finn nails his hand to desk NSFW

(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Good for him!
Not as bloody as i was expecting
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know this guy called Finn, but if he and his friends are going to learn Klingon then this kind of macho shenanigans is sure to follow
In seriousness, I suspect sleight of hand (fnar): when it is being removed the nail appears to flex where it passes through his hand. I've been to the tool shed and had a look at my nails, they don't do this.
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This is a normal post Can you tell from the pixels?

(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post broadly
in that it was the collection of pixels on my screen that allowed me to view the video!
Could be wrong, its probably easier to just do this than it is to fake.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks real enough to me.
I love it that people are stupid enough to do this type of stuff, so I can watch them doing it.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post that is so going to get in the way when he has a wank .
like the bit when he screams when he hits his hand with the hammer
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I tried that,
but I kept hitting my thumb.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 16:18, Reply)
This is a link post Have some skinhead music

(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 9:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet that's played at all the BNP meetings.

(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 12:35, Reply)
This is a link post After watching the British made Chernobyl docudrama
posted below, I am now going to watch this.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 8:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll watch it later
But for now I'm just going to say the guy in the preview probably didnt deserve all those medals.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post He presitged 4 times
but I guess he could have been nuke boosting.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post The documentary isn't as hard on the guy who commited suicide
in the previous link below. That guy with the medals commanded the 500,000 or people involved in the clean-up.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 11:02, Reply)
This is a link post In custardy
If I missed it I'm about to be flambeed!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 5:23, Reply)
This is a normal post the very last line
of that article desperately needs a typo
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 8:35, Reply)
This is a normal post The very last line needs an explanation
Why the hell weren't they immediately released once it was clear they hadn't been throwing paint around?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post because the 25 coppers
25! needed to justify their existence.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post but I thought the "British Bobby" was a tourist attraction?
If they say "ello ello ello, you're nicked chummy" as they arrest people they'll have American and Japanese tourists queueing up to be arrested.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 8:45, Reply)
This is a link post Plan A - Dont wear a Nazi T-shirt. Plan B decides to wear a Nazi T-shirt
Plan C - Call a decent PR company.

Plan B for some unknown reason has decided to let himself be photographed and published on the front page of a magazine wearing a Skrewdriver T-shirt.

Now I know I'm a spamming cunt for posting this with a link to my mates site but brianwhelan.net who first posted the story seems to be down. I'll correct the link when the site is back up.

Skrewdriver for those of you who haven't heard of them were a far-right neo nazi band. Their lead singer (Ian Stuart Donaldson) died in 1993 but he is still venerated by many on the far-right and a couple of the organisations he set up still linger around like an eggy fart. One of the organisations is called Blood and Honour.

Blood and Honour put gigs on around the world that attract the rabid Hitler worshipers, Holocaust deniers and the general violent psychopath who likes waving at seagulls. Put Blood and honour into google images and you will get a fair idea.

Now Plan B has a film to promote. Even without watching it I know it's going to be shite as it's a remake / "re-imagining of The godlike Sweeney. He also has a new album out next week.

Using the sweet smell of controversy to push a product and garner news headlines is an old trick and by writing this post I may be falling into the trap myself but I'm not so sure.

In 2005 and 2006 Plan B played a fair few Love Music Hate Racism gigs and he has always given off the impression of being fairly sussed when it comes to the far-right in the UK.

If he is using this as a publicity stunt it is going to backfire massively on him.
If he has been badly advised it's going to backfire on them and he really should know better.
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This is a normal post it doesnt make him racist, it just means he likes shit music.

(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 7:42, Reply)
This is a normal post he's the new Danny Dyer

(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 7:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I've heard of Skrewdriver
but who the fuck is "Plan B" and why should I care about what he thinks?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 9:07, Reply)
This is a normal post He's got a long way to go to beat Harry at that game.

(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Mark Radcliffe used to be in Skrewdriver.
He was their drummer before they went Nazi.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post really?
that's a fucking factoid and a half!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post 's'true.

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This is a normal post Mind you it also says on Wikipedia
that it was started by Iain Duncan Smith in 1976, at which point he was enrolled in the Scots Guards who were serving in Northern Ireland, which makes it unlikely that he started a band in Poulton-Le-Fylde in Lancashire...
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Part of living in a free country is the freedom to be a dick and have dickish views, and we then have the freedom to think they are dicks
I find trying to proscribe political standpoints deeply suspect: it is essentially "thought police". Bring them into the light, so we can see what dicks they are. It worked for Nick Griffin when he got on the TV before the last election, he made himself look stupid and the BNP had a terrible result.
EDIT: I do accept that you have the right to think I'm a dick for saying this ;)
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post my favourite bit about Plan B,
was where he said he would never sell out to get his music heard i.e. endorsements/or sponsorship... and then did all those things...

or the way he constantly glamourises a shitty existence.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post i like his amazing flows
and beautiful singing voice.
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This is a normal post

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This is a normal post just for balance
i cant be arsed with his 'music' TBH but ,http://thequietus.com/articles/09423-plan-b-apology-for-skrewdriver-t-shirt-misunderstanding
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post nice to see some balance.
cheers
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 22:53, Reply)
This is a link post The Butchest guy in the whole world

(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post That reminds me......
I have to pick some mince up tomorrow.
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This is a normal post
www.intelligentvending.co.uk/image/1/612/double-decker.jpg
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This is a normal post
everything about the olympics is shit, including this video.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 0:05, Reply)
This is a normal post You agree with Matt then

(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 0:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I've only just noticed
something that's obvious: the people in Matt cartoons - presumably the sorts to which Telegraph readers are supposed to relate - are invariably balding pipe-smokers and women in tweed, knee-length skirts.

Such people are, in reality, all reaching the end of their lives. Does this mean that the Telegraph will lose almost all its circulation in the next 10 years or so? How many people under 40 even read other people's copies?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post They also have hideous overbites.
Receding-chinned wankers.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post They'll bring out a trendy "concise" version called "T" or "The 'Graph", and stuff it full of lifestyle bollocks aimed at the 21-35 age group.

(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post F.A.B.
or, AbFab?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 1:36, Reply)
This is a normal post er...what is it?

(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 6:14, Reply)
This is a normal post a mirror

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This is a normal post
I hate the Olympics too but I just had to share this gem. Possibly the butchest guy ive ever met
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 8:22, Reply)
This is a link post Female paedophiles.

(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Vanessa George is nowhere near that attractive
LIES
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Toddlers don't care about looks at that age
the little slags.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 0:07, Reply)
This is a normal post OK, after watching some of the actress/writer's other stuff,
I can confirm she is a FUCKING NUTCASE.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post That
is delightfully fucked up.

*click*
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
was anybody else confused as to what the joke or message of that was supposed to be?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 0:12, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the problem when the writer goes for shock value over actual content..
I still enjoyed the taboo breaking tho.
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This is a normal post Hear hear
That's not pedophilia; that's just setting back feminism another notch.
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This is a normal post No

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This is a normal post Pretty simple if you've ever spent any time with a woman

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This is a normal post I watched all 3 of her videos
I am now a subscriber
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 2:12, Reply)
This is a normal post This is among
the stupidest things I've seen.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 5:14, Reply)
This is a normal post lol!!

(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 8:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Female paedophiles

(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 9:13, Reply)
This is a normal post So that's the b3ta drag act then?
I recognise Pissy and Tabs but no idea about the others.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 9:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Weird. But Kinda funny. But mostly weird.
Someone posted the 'date oopsie' video on here a few months back
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Her "Love Coupon" vid is funny.

(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 5:25, Reply)
This is a normal post crap.

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This is a normal post I've reported this
A classic example of 'losers go for shock value in pathetic attempt to get famous'.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post This is not the place to slag off other members' work. If you don't like it, don't say anything, and don't click "I like this"
I really have nothing to say.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 23:59, Reply)
This is a link post Jinx the wonderdog

(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post jinx clearly has been trained by cats
to make dogs look bad.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 1:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha!

Give up!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post 2.50
jinx you twat. but more representative of dogs than clever dogs
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post "Good dog Jinx!"
Nooooooooo....
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 17:38, Reply)
This is a link post I posted a link this morning pointing towards a good BBC dramatization of the Chernobyl disaster.
My apologies but I have since found that a user has managed to post the whole thing in one big go... If you missed my earlier post it's Ade Edmondson playing the main role in a drama describing the aftermath and politics of the Chernobyl disaster. You can skip the first 5 mins or so as it tells you about what is about to happen but after that it is revealing and well made and great.
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This is a normal post OMG :(

(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:55, Reply)
This is a normal post i saw it this morning
well worth a watch
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This is a normal post Brave men.
Who saved millions.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 0:00, Reply)
This is a normal post They sacrifices of the few... I can't be reminded of it without thinking about the film Сталкер (Stalker) By Tarkovsky
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYEfJhkPK7o - Part 1
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUHBgqx8YP8 - Part 2

Use 'cc' for English subtitles. Worth tracking down a HD version though.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 0:31, Reply)
This is a normal post God that subject line makes me sound like Kryten telling Camille how he feels
in Red Dwarf.
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This is a normal post Allow Me:
Сталкер

It's a good film, despite being a bit "arty". Perhaps the subtitles lose something in translation but I enjoyed the book a lot more. On the other hand, it's nice encountering someone else who (I assume) enjoyed it. I don't think I E5 A9 08 B7 you though, so don't get too tumescent.
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This is a normal post The long takes and quiet moments produced such a unique mood
which would be different from the book of course. It totally took me off to an ethereal place and a couple of moments of pure magical cinematography sealed it as one of my favourite films.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 9:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Of Roubles?

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This is a normal post A really good take on events at the time
Not long finished watching it. Never come across this before - and it was v. well done. We're planning to go on a vicarious disaster tourist visit next year.
Thanks for the link. *Clicks*
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This is a normal post I Wish
there was some sort of World Medal that could be given to people who make the supreme sacrifice - who knowingly go to their deaths in order to save others.

There were many, many brave men and women who dieD at Chernobyl. But of particular note are the three divers who volunteered to open the sluice gates knowing that they were going to their certain death. Their courage saved millions.

Alexei Ananenko
Boris Baranov
Valeri Bezpalov

Rest In Peace.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 5:56, Reply)
This is a normal post And to think
Tony Blair with his "Freedom" medal is still breathing oxygen

Those Chernobyl workers are true heroes.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 6:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my ...
That had the intensity of ten cities.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 12:12, Reply)
This is a link post Have to post this as I am...
....in a funky mood this evening....
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Had to dig out my login...
..to click as I really enjoyed that.

But only got through the sax to see if the drummer had a heart attack by the end!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 0:21, Reply)
This is a link post More incredible timeslapse from NASA
Unbelieveably beautiful.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Just stunning.
So much so I'm going to steal it and smear it all over my facebook.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Stunning!

(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post It would be good with this as the soundtrack
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hje28F-IhLo
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:57, Reply)
This is a normal post That was awesome

(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 0:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
Cue cheesy inspirational music.
Great visuals tho.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 3:49, Reply)
This is a normal post music from the film 'Sunshine'
anyone seen it and if so is it used for an 'inspirational' scene
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXVzg2PiZw

just asking out of interest
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Its well worth seeing
and I can't recall if that particular music is used for an inspirational scene or not. I guess not as its a fairly bleak film all in all.
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This is a normal post thanks

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This is a normal post incredible!
nice to see it pass over the UK at 3:08
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This is a normal post lully.

(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 5:36, Reply)
This is a link post Brand New Red Dwarf
Coming soon
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuckin' yes!!!!!!
*please be good, please be good, please be good*
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post unlike the last 7 series
*causes outrage*
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Was that the last series I saw some of?
It wasn't right.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post *outrages*
Will you at least make an exception for Legion?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like it's goingt be written by Doug Naylor again
so, yeah, good luck with that. After watching the first season they made without Rob Grant's input I gave up on it and avoided further heartache.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 2:48, Reply)
This is a normal post a wise move
their most recent attempt at new episodes a couple of years ago was a 3 episode special, and I laughed precisely once out of the three episodes.

When kryten stood on a rake,

The rest of it made me cringe.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 9:14, Reply)
This is a normal post thats was exactly what I wrote on Facebook
when I saw this...
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post *refuses to watch until it's released*

Been in the pipeline for a long time, looking forward to this :o)
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post For all that is holy and unholy
BE FUNNY

I beg you, BE FUNNY

edit: I just used my BODEMETER on that clip.

The light for "well" was not illuminated.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post What happened to Kryten's nose?
Did he get his head stuck in a lift again?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This
If you could choose your facial features, why would you choose a nose like that?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 1:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd choose to not have a ladies' eyelashes.
I can swish like Amber Dempsey but I'm a man, dammit!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 2:48, Reply)
This is a normal post grom glancing at the preview pic i thought it was a fan made red dwarf thing made by fat old lookalikes

(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 0:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like a plot line from the "good series"
maybe we have entered into a Red Dwarf Twilight Zone
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 0:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Well this new Corrie plot line is a bit odd.

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This is a normal post wait a moment
wasnt the last series on telly series 8?

that pile of crap about them on coronation street wasnt series nine was it?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Got to see a recording of one of them
(the one with the "bit of popadom"), and it felt much more like the older stuff. I think the studio audience helps a lot.

I know they've been working ruddy hard for ages (the GN offices are down the corridor from me), so here's hoping they do get it right, cos the legacy of the series deserves it.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post That looks ok actually :D
Yes I hope it will be as funny, but I also think perhaps we've all moved on a bit now so perhaps comedy in general has too. It's been twenty years since series five.

The live studio audience is the key I think - the laughter seemed very forced last time (not sure if they used canned laughter or not)

Good to see Rimmer back as a hologram. Have they got Norman Lovett back? I heard he had a big bust up with the writers and won't be doing holly anymore
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post You know how
they stopped making Blackadder, and possibly Father Ted, because they wanted to go out when it was still good?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep^
Faulty Towers too
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting!
Despite the years, it looks like Lister still has a touch of his famous "chirpy Gerbil-faced optimism".

Although I thought they were forced to stop making Father Ted was because Ted was Ded, rather than it being a decision reached purely out of preserving production integrity.

If your principal actor dies within 24h of filming being completed on series 3, it limits prospects of a series 4. Unless you pull a Summer Wine maneuvre, and wheel in someone new to round out the core trio, perhaps cast as Ted's even zanier brother who also happens to be a Priest too.

Which would ruin it.

So while trying to be technically correct, I have in fact argued myself around to agreeing with you: In either case, you're right. Running out of stories, or running out of original actor; same result of lowered quality.

Quick shoehorn of the Father Ben clip: www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k8aqsRuQgc
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently
the third series was always going to be the last one anyway, hence the conditional statement
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post FUCK YEAH
Been waiting ages for this, good to see some classic Dwarf back
(Please don't be the lens flare abortion that Star Trek was, Please)
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Great news
:D
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been waiting for this teaser for MONTHS
and what a tease it is! I really cannot wait for this film.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently a lot more footage was shown that ComicCon which has some hefty fight scenes, fingers crossed its something good
There's also an alternate version that has Russel Crowe narrating.

Either way, I do love how it's basically a Sigur Ros video from 6 years ago :D

and taters - note how they only mention Watchmen and 300, even Zack Snyder is forgetting about Sucker Punch ;)
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post best Sigur Ros video by a long shot
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I30H7mhfLe8

easily in my top 10 music videos list
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent video to that had me in tears.

(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post oh god yes
that's incredible
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post But will it answer the question we're all thinking?
Will the actor playing him be cursed to a life of bad luck?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post That's not the question I'm asking.
The question I'm asking is "Who cares?" It's Superman. He's invulnerable, has practically unlimited power and is immortal. Does anyone think there's the slightest possibility that he could suffer any lasting harm? If not, why should I care about him when I know it's a 100% dead cert he'll end the film unscathed, surrounded by the corpses of his enemies.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Your point is incredibly valid
*wanks*
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Ow! Careful with those nails!

(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post No matter how invulnerable he himself physically is
All the people he loves and that matter to him aren't.
What good is immortality when you have to watch everything you've ever cared for wither and die in front of you?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't that an occupational hazard with immortality though?
Whether they die violently and young or peacefully and old, they're still dead long before you.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post is Superman immortal?
I never knew that. At what point do immortal people stop growing up and become their eternal age?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Well he rose from the dead
I figure that either qualifies as immortality or there's a Superzombie roaming around, and noone wants that now do they?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Now "Superzombie" is a movie I'd get out of bed for

(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 0:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was a film about fishing for about 30 seconds.
Disappoint.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLe77liVE-U
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely carps

(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Superman is a dick

(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Man of fishing
Where's all the lazer eyes, missile videogames, floating people in MC hammer trousers, ice breath and red y-fronts?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Does he shag Lois Lane in this one?

(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Blow her fucking hips out
Like a wound up shotgun when he goes off.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post He'd have to wear a kryptonite condom
Which would kill him
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm Christopher Nolan I wonder if Superman is getting the Batman treatment
looks far more interesting that other reboots of the Superman franchise but will it just end up being Batman with Super Powers? Although if it works I won't be complaining.

Although the music from Lord of the Rings is confusing me.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post he's only the producer (getting the money in)

(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Even still it seems to have his fingerprints all over it.
I suppose we'll have to wait and see.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post it doesnt matter how grown up and gritty they make it look
its still a man wearing a stupid cape and pants on the outside.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post You can't unpolish a clean thing

(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I think they've redesigned the pants for this one

*edit - yes, no pants, just bulge cdn01.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/headlines/2011/09/henry-cavill-man-of-steel-set-photos.jpg
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post boke

(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Hugh Grant's bulked up for the role

(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 8:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed

Still men wearing pants.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post OH WOW!!!!!!!!
A teaser of a trailer of a super hero movie playing before another super hero movie.
Remind me again is this a reboot a reimaging, a remake, a prequel, a worldwide event, a defining moment in cinema or just another pile of steaming shit?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I think its just a film

(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Having watched the teaser of the real trailer -
Looks like another steaming pile of shit to me.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post
Superman is the shittest of all the super heroes. He is truly, truly shit. His name is Superman, for fucks sake. That is a shit name.


I would honestly love someone make a film that made Superman relevant again.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 0:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I've just got in from watching The Dark Knight Rises.
I thought it was a bit shit, to be honest. There's about 90 minutes of Not Much Happening, and when stuff did happen I didn't find it that interesting.
Then there are the awkward death bits. "Gnrg" <flails> "Gnh" <sags> "blgh" <droops>
I'm sorry. For everyone.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 1:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Bane is a fairly conventional baddie
So the film felt quite conventional. It was quite a lot like Die Hard, actually.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 2:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep,
Far too much Emo soul searching, not enough punching stuff.

'Clever' Bane was a nice idea, but I still wanted him to get pumped up at some point.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Superman three was the best superman
When the Green Man at the pedestrian crossing climbed up into the red man's section and started hitting him. Awesome :D

oh and the woman turned into a robot. Genius!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Why on earth do they give Zach Snyder money to make movies?

(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting, so it's going to be an origin film where he goes out and finds himself, I presume.
Clips look good, far from Snyder's usual fair, I still wonder how they're going to portray him as realistic. I have my hopes but it could be balls. Still I look forward to it.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Throws dart at dartboard with eyes closed.
"Number 13, what films that?"
"Superman"
"Again? Oh well"
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 7:59, Reply)
This is a link post MEGA CRIME PLOT BUSTED AT HEATHROW!

(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post The bastards!
Won't somebody think of the children?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Pissflaps,
constantly.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen you disguised as a school.

(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post as a school says you?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlEcGHxfltE&feature=player_detailpage


chris morris says i
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Watched that episode on Thurs
Classic!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Who would have been the victims had this 'shipment' not been seized?
Anyway, I'm sure that the shipment would have got through had the boxes not had "ORYMPIC FRAGS" written on it. Small errors...
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post What are "ellols"?

(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.etsy.com/shop/elloLs
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Does someone at the BBC have a sense of perspective?
This story is on the same page: www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18924842
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 0:31, Reply)

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