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'More Mitt'-A Bad Lip Reading Soundbite
OH..I just continue to love these. Call the Whippet badger!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:20,
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Hahaha! Thanks for that Herbs!
i just had an excellent laugh watching that! :D
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:25,
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Hurrah!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:42,
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That's just perfect....
takes a keen eye to get them that good!
*clicks like a loon*
Cheers Herbs!
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NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:44,
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Call the whippet badger!
Fantastic.
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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 23:06,
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Tee Hee!
Stupid gay bashing, dog on a car roof storing, rich pandering, anti-abortion loving, god fearing right wing cock spanner.
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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 4:21,
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Squirl-kickers are drunk marionettes!
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 11:25,
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Fantastic
Lots of real giggles to this one, good work sir!
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Yorkshire Soul Glasscock rocks, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:57,
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I hate Mittens.
Anything that makes him seem even more ridiculous than he is in real life is a winner in my books.
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Varmint, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:01,
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Howard?
I hate you
great find
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Jalf, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 7:52,
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argh that little song toward the end just made me cry laughing
"tappit tappit in that's a zinger"
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spacehog, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 23:13,
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VSCCA Hillclimb 2012
No crashes or dog near death experiences in this one... just two minutes of lovely cars.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 20:37,
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why didnt the front fall off?
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:31,
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Many people support circumcision, it's cool.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:43,
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because i posted a boring
car vid this time fluffy. sorry.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 22:16,
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Oh beautiful irony
Neo Nazi discovers he's jewish
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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:21,
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It would be funny if he killed himself
probably
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hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:28,
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It just shows how utterly pathetic race prejudice is.
One minute it's them, then it's us, then it's you, then it's me.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:36,
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You're the OP, aren't you?
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Spin Its a thing., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 20:15,
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A friend of mine found out he was American but he didn't own a gun, it was hilarious for the rest of us.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:46,
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I hope someone shot him out of respect.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 20:00,
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Unfortunately not, the closest local farmer with a permit was about 20 miles away.
We all regret this.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 20:09,
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Like a dog without a bone
*goes back to cleaning assault rifle*
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 20:15,
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pass the gun oil when you are done with it?
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 20:55,
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You know it sister. Can't be too prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:18,
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*waves butter knife in intimidating manner*
I'm british, you don't call that a spoon, mate.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:23,
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dont worry bready i got your back
and i am packing some serious cocktail sticks and a microwave egg poacher just in case the zombies are pensioners.
i am there for you dude
*stands pround*
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:27,
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I have an omelette maker too!!! Not to sure where it came from or who it belongs to!!
It'll fuck up your eggs though, bring it on.
Cheers dude.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:30,
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You should have learned to defend against an attacker with a banana.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:49,
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But suppose he's got a pointed stick?
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thewankerstuff b3ta is like a whorehouse: full of cunts, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:34,
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What other apocalypses have you prepared for?
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 16 Aug 2012, 0:32,
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technically, judaism is a religion, not a race. So he's no more jewish than I am a glasgow dock worker like my grandfather
despite the erroneus belief by both nazis and jews (finally something they agree on...) that it is passed down genetically (jewish blood). Judaism went through a proselytising phase, so Jews are not even particularly genetically homogeneous.
I realise that his beliefs and those of his neo-nazi contemporaries will cause him well-deserved grief, I just don't like seeing this particular fallacy repeated as it does in the article.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 20:27,
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This^
Shalom
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 20:30,
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Schmaltz
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 20:38,
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I thought you could be Jewish by race and Religion?
"The Jewish ethnicity, nationality, and religion are strongly interrelated, as Judaism is the traditional faith of the Jewish nation"
*Shrugs*
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retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:05,
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let's first have a quick look at your quote:
the first clause "The Jewish ethnicity, nationality, and religion are strongly interrelated" is not predicated by the second clause "Judaism is the traditional faith of the Jewish nation" as your quote infers.
It quite probable that they are interrelated, most things are in some way, but the fact that judaism is the traditional religion of the nation of israel (as traditional as things get for an immigrant nation that was created in 1948), does not logically infer that the race of the people and their relgion is the same.
you can call yourself anything you like and people do. I could say i come from a race of engineers. Genetically speaking however, which is what race is, jews can be Mizrahi, Yemenite, Kurdish, Sephardic, Askenazi, or whole host of different ethnicities much more strongly genetically related to various non-jewish ethnic groups than each other, and influenced by intermarriage as all races are.
Fundamentally, religion is a set of beliefs. Beliefs, as far as I know, are culturaly acquired rather than genetic inherited. So unless you happen to follow the beliefs of Jews or Nazis (don't cite Godwin's law, I'm not calling anyone a nazi) and believe in the concept of inherited jewish blood, rather than the scientific concept of ethnicity, it is not a race. It is a pervasive and persistent fallacy that it is still widely repeated, however.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:45,
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I do have my "Windbag Level" set to force 7 today
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 22:18,
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I'm too drunk to understand
Was I right or wrong? Well not me I was told it once, somewhere maybe?
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retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 22:46,
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It's not really Godwin's Law if the thread starts with "Neo-Nazi"
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 16 Aug 2012, 0:41,
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*Ahem*
I'll be the judge of that...
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Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 1:18,
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11 minutes, something... something... something...
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:15,
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Sponsored buy the soft drink overlord for some reason.
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fujiflid, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:19,
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Holy crap
That last part where they have to compensate for warping in spacetime...!
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:25,
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hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:47,
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Is that available as a Gimp plug-in?
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 20:24,
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So cool.
TED are awesome.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:46,
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I'm really starting to think
that I have a problem with TED as an organisation though. A "look at me" session for the gawping rich to attend, so they feel superior to those who have to watch online.
They're a "non-profit" organisation, but they apparently spend all their revenue on the expensive get-togethers, so not what I'd call a charity.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18511696
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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 8:55,
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First money shot is at around 1m40
But, honestly, once you've jumped forward to see that, you should start again from the beginning. Mindblowing.
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Ozymandiarse I wish I were mahogany, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:54,
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Does this mean we can finally move on from this stuff about wave/particle duality?
Clearly, that's a wave. The description of the Higgs particle is that it's a ripple in the field. It's all waves, man.
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Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 20:01,
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We are all a harmonic of the fundamental.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 20:04,
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golly
that was good. *goes off to begin work on time machine using a torch, a coke bottle lid and an over ripe plum.
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lexington sharpstain, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:18,
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I made my time machine next year.
It worked quite well banana but now unfortunately banana I have strangely banana developed a habit of inserting banana banana into my banana.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:37,
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it's being observed
if it wasn't being observed it would act differently, that's the whole point.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 20:45,
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I knew someone would bring this up
'Observation' does not mean an evolved primate watching it happen. Light clearly existed and moved around normally, long before there was any microbial life on Earth. Here we are all looking at it and it's a wave passing through the medium of Coke Bottle (and air). It does not magically change into a little dot bouncing round the bottle if no-one sneaks a peek. It's time we consigned the particle language to the bin.
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Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:12,
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If you think you understand quantum physics
you probably don't understand quantum physics.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 23:39,
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Interesting
and brilliant lecturing/presentation technique.
Once the MoD get wind of this, the drones will have this technology and billions further will be invested to kill terrorist de jour.
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 0:14,
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Cat/microwave/child.....
...Now, where's Anonymous?
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:52,
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why was the kid in the neighbours house?
I'd cut one of the kids fingers off as punishment. That or take an eye.
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:55,
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Couldn't you just microwave the kid a little bit
Don't all child animal abusers grow up to be serial killer paedo rapists?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:03,
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I think it's pretty much the case, yes
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:47,
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only if bedwetting and arson are also in their history
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Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 20:43,
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This link is far too clique for me, i'm sorry.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:14,
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It just needs more catsup
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:17,
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i hope they do
prosecute this kid and get him into an intensive counseling program.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 20:44,
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Interview with a dominatrix
NSFW
It's not porn, and there's no nudity. It is fascinating though, sometimes in a car-crash kind of way.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:34,
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You're a sissy sub then?
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:41,
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has that got more calories than the meatball sub?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:44,
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Depends
if you want to deep throat 12 or 6
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:49,
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You have to wonder how acting like this changes you.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 20:06,
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You end with a bank account full of money.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:08,
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and a fanny full of syphilis
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:23,
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She's a pro not a 'ho
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 22:16,
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Wouldn't be able to take this seriously unless she could overpower me.
It wouldn't really feel like submission unless it didn't feel like I had a choice. Otherwise it's just expensive role-play.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 16 Aug 2012, 0:56,
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Scared dog causes chain reaction crash in China
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reports says the dog is OK, and it seems the drivers of the cars were OK as well. but have marked it NSFW in case you don't want to see that sort of thing.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:00,
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Have you turned into pissflaps!?!
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:08,
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:( you know, i regretted it as soon as i posted it.
i am just shocked everyone came out of that OK.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:11,
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Be careful if you wok your dog in China.
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CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:16,
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Haha
am about to wok my dog, all 55kg of him
Wonder how much he would fetch at the Takeaway down the road from me
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:40,
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I bet he'd fetch as much as he could fit in his doggy mouth
Like most dogs. They love fetching.
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Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 20:03,
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A happy ending in China
Thank fuck
This is too mild for Pissflaps
Edit: Dog owner should be shot, at least in Moscow, dogs take the Metro
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:29,
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Aaargh!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:35,
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let this be a lesson
when a small animal steps in front of your car, run it down.
Even if you have to get into the car first and start the engine to do it.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:46,
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Yup
That's the way to go
Then we can move on to Chavs
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:50,
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if that was korea
they would have toasted the dog on the fire and sat down to an impromptu bbq
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:12,
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After almost plunging off a 500 foot cliff in Oregon one night
I made a deal with all animals that if they did not get in my way, I promised not to run them over. It has been a fragile peace.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:14,
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I missed the whole crash whilst watching to see if the dog was OK.
got it on the second watch. He was on a flipping crossing FFS! Dog racism!! :)
Click!
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Spin Its a thing., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 20:19,
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stupid dog walked through a red light
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augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:36,
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TRIUMPH ROCKET III - 21ST CENTURY MOTORCYCLE MANUFACTURE
How to make a Classic British bike.....
(I know its been on before but not for a couple of years, so its worth a look)
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heavyhorses, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:46,
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I thought that was going to be serious
But like a beautiful flower it blossomed into rediculousness
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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 20:15,
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brilliant
well worth another watch
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:06,
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That was a awesome
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simbosan is too tired, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 22:52,
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Polished with yaks butter...proper guffawed!!
click
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 0:30,
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resident gurning fool
:-D
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Purple Martin is board sigless, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 2:56,
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Little-known fact about Wolverhampton Grand Theatre
Proving that Wikipedia tells the truth all the time. Under the "Art and Culture" section.
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barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:39,
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Its actually true
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-19266008
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Dijital Flouncing Back!, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:43,
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Why, oh why, will I never learn?
git
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barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:46,
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hahaha - genius.
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JamTallons, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:58,
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No, it's true
Japanned ware and steel jewellery were a really big part of the local economy in the c18th and c19th.
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SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:57,
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very weird link to put
A better little-known fact is that Charlie Chaplin used to work there.
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OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:07,
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You Decide My Fate
I made this!
Attacked By Bees or Zapped By Electricity?
It's All up to You.
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CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:26,
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Don't ask how or why - The Darkness does Radiohead
It kinda well sorta does and yet doesn't
Aw make your own mind up
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otl, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:17,
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This is what Muse sound like.
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BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:19,
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Now you mention it
But with a Van Halen intro
Maybe that's why I wasn't sure
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otl, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:20,
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Heh
True
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SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:34,
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pfffft!
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Mousing, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:48,
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Totally.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:11,
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Christ
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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:30,
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That's ridiculous!
In a good way
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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:45,
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The litigious cunt formerly known as Prince covered Creep.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZayY_6xv7I
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:15,
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Arts & Crafts
NSFW
hentai style
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largoembargo ???, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:26,
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I.. what...erm?
Actually, I really like the medium. Not so much the content, if you know what I mean. To each their own, I guess.
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kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:30,
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Dark.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:31,
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Did you see the google trend on gymnastic porn?
imgur.com/gallery/JRM07
SFW btw
Sick ppl out there
Am afraid to search trending for special olympics porn
Bready must have details
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:35,
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not sure what you mean
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largoembargo ???, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:46,
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Pardon?
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:00,
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Not you, the other guy
Oh wait, nevermind - now I see what he's talking about.
IT'S DAMN WEIRD
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largoembargo ???, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:05,
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^^This^^
Every time you wank, a fairy loses her wings.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:06,
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Thus providing two handy tummy wipes.
That's a sure sign of intelligent design.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:37,
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I'm a real sucker for this style of drawing but more often than not find the content a bit much.
I just hope this guy sticks to abusing paper people and doesn't move on to normal people, if he hasn't already.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:31,
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Agreed
This seemed like art class for serial killers.
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Yorkshire Soul Glasscock rocks, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:57,
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serial killers moggy.
That is some terrifyingly creative weirdness there.
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Pig Bodine., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:53,
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do we know she isn't one?
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:22,
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And there I was thinking hentai was just octopuses with penises fondling women of questionable age with large eyes.
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BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:14,
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Disturbing.
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CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:37,
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I should imagine it would be fair to describe that 'artist' as a risk.
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Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:58,
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The entrails.
So detailed. :|
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:45,
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I LIKEY!!
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Spin Its a thing., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:03,
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the phrase
...'sex case sex case hang him hang him hang him' does spring to mind
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bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:51,
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Florida Files, Cont'd: Man tries to rape grandmother because he couldn't get a girlfriend.
Anyone want to guess what type of weapon he used?
Miss F has some 'splainin' to do!

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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:05,
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He took 'smashing a granny' a little too far.
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Spin Its a thing., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:18,
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To speed him up, his dad told him to "put the hammer down"
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:24,
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Very rational way to deal with the situation.
What a sick individual.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:25,
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what a sick bastard.
it should be noted Coxxy, South Carolina isn't in Florida.
however this shitty son is in the lovely sunshine state.
www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/worst-son-ever-187354
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:03,
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Point taken. But this happened in Florida over the weekend.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOtxdeyI024
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:08,
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Arrghh!
you should be punished for that!
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:11,
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Sticks and stones will break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:19,
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i'll send Lita on over.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:37,
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Lita
with the four foot strap-on?
Coxy will like that
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:38,
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i did not realize she had one,
you would know far better than i though.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:27,
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do I look like a peg board?
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 22:15,
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What a shitty thing to do, awful.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:27,
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assaults with poo happen on your side of the pond too....
weirdcrime.net/2012/07/24/man-threw-bucket-of-dog-poop-over-mothers-neighbour/
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:33,
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What happened to just getting some shit on a stick and chasing someone with it as a threat?
People are playing with fire messing with dog shit, if you touch dog shit you go blind, i know this as a fact as my parents told me when i was young and they would never lie to me.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:37,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY7ZX6ngOSs
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:42,
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When I first started reporting
I had to sit in on a court hearing where a 24yo nursing home worker had raped one of the 80yo residents. It was so bizarre...I don't know if it was because she had lived so long that she probably wasn't surprised by anything or if she was heavily sedated, but her testimony was so graphic and the way she delivered it was like she was describing a shopping trip...Very surreal and disturbing...
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DeSade - is grannyfappin, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:12,
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That is a tough beat.
Reminds me of this recent article.
www.wsmv.com/story/19156283/woman-84-raped-husband-94-savagely-beaten-inside-home
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:19,
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I think the last generation to still truly believe in respecting their elders was in the late 80's / 90's, i don't think it's instilled in kids as it used to be.
Not to say anyone born after that doesn't respect their elders, also not to say all old people are nice (some are rude as sin), increasing desensitisation to things seems to have led to some real atrocities though.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:35,
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The Internet
As endorsed by kids in 1995
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KnackerDwarf, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:33,
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That cat is dead now.
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JamTallons, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:35,
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fucking hell - meeouch
that's a bit like that thing when you're talking about something that happened ten years ago and actually you're talking about 1992.
When I say "you" I mean me. Unless you do it too.
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dysonology "You get an 'ology', you're a scientist!", Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:38,
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Same same, and why the fuck are they looking for catfood cupcakes, Anarchist cookbook was everywhere then.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:46,
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^Yep
I remember downloading my first copy in about 1987 with my Atari ST and my 1200 baud modem.
(Amigas are gay).
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:03,
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lamer.
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JamTallons, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:03,
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Cats and cupcakes.
The future is now.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:49,
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And all those kids got groomed by pedo's from /talk
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Dijital Flouncing Back!, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:04,
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Just heard of the untimely death of Jason Noble from Rachel's/Rodan
So have this lovely piece of music from Music For Egon Schiele.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:04,
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Wow that's shit, no wonder no one has clicked it
also you are a cunt, a shitcunt at that.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:10,
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Terrible internet bullying
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:14,
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Sounds like a heap of bent shit to me.
Still it sounds Caucasian I suppose, so it's a marked improvement on your fucking WOMAD Yussou '''''n'd'd'd'our Bundhu Boys bollocks you normally like you fucking Kershaw prick.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:30,
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excellent internet bullying here
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:39,
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Why is everyone picking on you?
I think you're ok.
Edit: Oh, it's you, i take that back, you're an absolute cunt.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:50,
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When did I upset you?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:05,
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Don't try and come across all innocent, you know exactly what you did. Don't tell me, you were drunk? Yeah, we've all used that one.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:14,
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I'm sorry, it's never happened to me before.
I've been under a lot of pressure at work, y'know.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 22:50,
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Sorry I don't think I know you and have no reason to be nasty
Unless you work for Progressive Insurance? That would make you a soulless cunt.
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:56,
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He created Progressive Insurance.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:57,
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I am Progressive Insurance
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 22:49,
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london underground simulator
Apparently an alan-partridge-sound-a-like narrating a london undergound "game". It's pretty boring stuff, but go to around 12:20 for a bit of "action"
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wideeye slightly pickled, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:03,
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haha
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mutated monty, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:21,
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If you stick with that
it's actually really very funny. He's quite a good presenter agreed, very very Partridge-esque.
Edit: The ending of that is pure brilliance!
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:25,
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ahh, I gave up after that bit posted above
might give it another watch
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wideeye slightly pickled, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:27,
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Do it,
The ending is somewhat unexpected! Not laughed quite so much at a Youtube vid for ages.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:40,
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hahahaha yes
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:44,
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I wonder if they include a "strike mode".
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JamTallons, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:27,
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hahaha
the commentary makes this
"we'll be having no ladies of easy virtue on MY train..."
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:30,
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Hehe
Haven't got time for the whole thing right now, but I like it. 12:20 was indeed shocking drama.
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SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:34,
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29:42 FTW
Game reviews with unexpected bugs are FTW.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:39,
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Your review has convinced me to watch this
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:44,
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Oh that's gold.
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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:45,
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He made that whole thing surprisingly watchable!
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:52,
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Very good.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:24,
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On a related matter...
Why do some DLR trains have drivers, and others not? If trains don't always need drivers, why does TfL pay for any at all?
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:54,
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I know.
One of these links will take you to the answer and the other... not.
*puts on Dungeon master voice*
Choose wisely.
tinyurl.com/bdefge
tinyurl.com/bjudsc
tinyurl.com/bhrtfi
tinyurl.com/bjudsd
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:36,
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That endind is hilarious.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:10,
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I had intended to skip most of that but it was fun from start to end excellent find.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:40,
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Having driven C Stock on this route, I can tell you, you're going to want your cab lights off or you'll struggle to see anything in the tunnel.
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qosno1, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:31,
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Taking into account the stations he's going through
He is literally going backwards.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:25,
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oh
that was quite brilliant...and I also need to buy this game. My kids would love it.
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moogy boobles, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:32,
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Welcome to Purgatory!
Oddly captivating. I watched the whole thing and now feel the need to watch part two.
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fan-dan-go because mutton chops are cool!, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:02,
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I can't belive
that I watched all of part two where 20 minutes of it is him being a pervy passenger.
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Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:42,
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That was fantastic!
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Smallbrainfield, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 19:57,
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The thing that disturbs me most
about this video, are the words "Part 1 of 2"
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LemonMeringuePie is rubbish at thinking up user names, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:15,
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Shovee a sock in your mouth and
BAM! YOU ARE BANE!
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mr_chopper pluggin' up yo' plopper, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:37,
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Skip to 29 minutes
It's like something out of the Twilight Zone.
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Cap'n, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 0:05,
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Very short stories by popular writers
Wired asked a ton of well-known (and not so well known) writers to craft a narrative using only around six words. The ones from Eileen Gunn and Frank Miller are two of my favourites.
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Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:02,
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alan moore's made me laugh
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mutated monty, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:24,
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Oh my,
I didn't get that the first time.
I'm a bit simple. That's great.
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Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:28,
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Boy meets girl. Girl is crocodile.
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:07,
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Posted Veet review, directed to /talk.
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Pig Bodine., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:29,
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I came, I saw, I conquered
or Sorry, I'll get you a towel
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rogers nelson is the unexpected item in your bagging area, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:10,
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I like
Margeet Attwood's
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PunkDaddy NullPointerException, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:21,
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Synchronous mindpiss
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:22,
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Margaret Atwood FTW
(there's something I never thought I'd type)
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:21,
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A lot of these are brilliant :D
I particularly like "Dinsaurs return. Want their oil back."
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:01,
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paulieD_Wtf
I made this!
confused paulie is confused
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DerpiHewvez was tickled akwardly on, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:52,
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Don't know why Paulie d is confused, or in fact who he is.
But TOAP if you made it and all other images should be posted on /board, unless of course you are replying to a thread with an apt image on /links. Have a little gander at the FAQ to post on /board use the standard html e.g.
Oh and hello, welcome to b3ta, do you like cats?
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:05,
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They are wonderful with a little worcertershire sauce
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:25,
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Taste great on cheese on toast.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:11,
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