>:(
I'd posted a reply in that thread.

*blames JMG*
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)

WHAT A TERRIBLE CUNT!

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

I posted two.
Standards nowadays are disgraceful.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

*blames the boogie*

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

This one?
b3ta.com/talk/6205107
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

Yes.
:(
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

Don't delete threads
/Red Stripe advert

I'VE BEEN TO BEESTON
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)

Were there many bees?

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

There was a train,
it was all tanker wagons, and they all said "TEA" on the side.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)

Hive been to Beeston

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)

HIVE BEEn to BEESton.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

Does anyone know any girls who don't like cheese?
I know a few guys who don't like cheese, but not any girls? Is it gender specific a dislike of cheese?

I don't know any girls who don't like cheese.

Unless they're vegan.

Edit: ZOMG THREAD DELETE
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

I don't like cheese and I'm a girl.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

You're the only one I know of then.
YOU ARE A UNIQUE.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

I NO.
I'm also a right lezzer.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

He's also a really ugly girl.
The cock doesn't work with those short skirts.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

Needs better strapping I'd suggest.

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

I've noticed.
I suggest you wear longer ones.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

You've never complained before.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

I didn't want to spoil things.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)

Or talk with your mouth full.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)

That too.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)

I don't like reggae

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

I don't know anyone who doesn't like cheese.
I didn't like cheese for a while when I was a child, but that's because children are stupid.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

you are asking internet nerds if they know any girls?

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

Mrs F doesn't like bland yellow cheese
although she likes other cheeses.

I know a girl who's violently allergic to dairy. She's not a fan.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

Being allergic to something doesn't count.
My mum is allergic to strawberries but she still eats them.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

That's a bit stupid.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

She only gets rashes.
It's just a mild allergy.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

Well in that case,
it's a bit rash.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

I'm allergic to horses,
but I'd still eat one, just on principle.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

My little sister doesn't like cheese much
When we were little she'd only eat cheese on pizza.
( in vino veritas, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

She'll still eat cheese though,

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)

Yep. My friend Sarah who is a dentist and a latin dancer and a minx hates cheese.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)

a minxy dentist?
she can put her tool in my mouth any time
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

People aren't even bothering to have a proper flounce, these days.
And I don't know anyone who doesn't like cheese.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)

Yes
.
( lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)

sorry!
My thread delete, apologies, still, despite many years on here, haven't quite figured which board is which.

And to answer the main, my girlfriend hates cheese but is under the impression Halloumi is a meat by-product.
(trumplefahrt, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

Normally I would have read your cheese related post with interest.
But you deleted a thread so I won't.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

b3ta, my question is simple, but urgent:
Would you consider it a fashion faux pas to wear an open long-sleeved shirt over a buttoned-up short-sleeved shirt?

(The shorter one is white, the outer one is black & matches my jeans)
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)

Yes, you fucking idiot.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)

Wear one shirt and man up, you bloody ponce.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)

Yes. It would look stupid.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

He could wear a tie with the short-sleeved one, then he wouldn't look so stupid.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)

People would just assume he was a bit retarded.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)

I don't own a tie

( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

Wanker.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

Honestly, what sort of man doesn't own a single tie?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)

The sort of man who thinks it's acceptable to wear two shirts.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)

Knickers, bras, swimming costume, socks, shoes, dresses, skirts, shorts, vests, cardies,
jewellery, hair ties, kirby grips, coat, scarves, pyjamas, sleeping bag, camping mat, tent, towel, carrier bag for dirty laundry, make up, make up remover, moisturiser, sunscreen, after sun, deodorant, shower gel, shampoo, conditioner, face wash, body lotion, toothbrush, toothpaste, dental floss, mouthwash, nail file, hair dryer, pain killers, prescription meds, contraception, after-bite, allergy tablets, shoes, phone charger, phone, ipod, ipod charger, raincoat/umbrella, money, tickets, passport, cigarettes, matches, debit card, ID, keys, booking confirmation.

LimeyTreat Former International Jetsetter's Foolproof Packing List.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)

+bottle opener / corkscrew

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)

You're one of these people who takes an enormous hard plastic suitcase with wheels on it
to go for a week's holiday, I'll bet.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)

Nope.
I have got packing down pat.

And I can't remember the last time I went on a week's holiday. Woe.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)

I do this.
Because then I have more space for things.
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)

How many things do you need for a week?
I appreciate the fact that men's clothes are five times the size as women's ones, but that's just crazy.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)

A week's worth of underwear, a few clean tops and a spare pair of jeans, just in case.
/man
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)

Oh yeah, toothbrush, razor and deodorant too.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)

pretty much this,
except I can fit a week's worth of tops in the space a single man's shirt would take up.
I also take another pair of shoes and a couple of skirts. This all fits into a small backpack.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)

Things to bring back possibly?
When we went on our roadtrip in the US, we packed everything into a smaller case, and then put that into a larger case.
This meant that we had room to bring back things we had bought on the journey.

That was when the exchange rate was almost £1:$2 so we stocked up on stuff!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)

Yeah
Possibly OK over a t-shirt, but two buttoned shirts sounds a little odd.
( in vino veritas, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)

Why would you wear two shirts?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)

Because he actually has four arms.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

to show the laydeez that you can afford two shirts, duh!

( spacefish bong!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

That is exactly what I'm doing.
HEY LADIES

CHECK MY INTEREST-FREE OVERDRAFT

IT GOT ME THESE SHIRTS

which are both from a charity shop.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)

bom chicka wow wow

( spacefish bong!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)

Leave the tags on and write Armani on them.
Bitches will be going crazy and shit.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)

I tried wearing a blazer over the short-sleeve shirt
but it looked too formal, so I put on another casual long black shirt, which has a similar effect without the formality, but is blatantly wearing two shirts.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)

I think we need pictures to judge this accurately

( in vino veritas, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)

cut them both in half down the middle and swap the sides over
wear one on top of the other
( spacefish bong!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

Like Two-Face.
Excellent.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

YES.
Even open shirts over t-shirts is wrong wrong wrong.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

What?! HOW?!
It's LOVELY
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

It looks nice sometimes.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)

Not for me.
Especially not a short sleeved button up shirt. Eugh. Wrong in almost all circumstances. Longsleeved with sleeves rolled up looks so much better.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)

Open shirt with sleeves rolled up?
Be careful and specific here, your membership in the '87 club depends on it.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)

no no no nononononoononon.
One shirt. Long sleeved. Sleeves rolled up. Two shirts is out of the question.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)

T-shirt, long sleeved open shirt with sleeves rolled up?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)

Possibly.
But still t-shirt + shirt is generally to be avoided.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)

I'm glaring at you over the internet.
You've just rubbished around 70% of my wardrobe.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)

That's technically not true.
I rock that look. I rock it HARD. And I'm in the '87 club, so it must be a good look.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)

It's ok as long as you don't mind acquiring the moniker "Reidy Two Shirts".

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)

Real life LOL
I'VE SAID FUCK IT, ditched the monochrome, and put on a dark blue number instead. You're right. What was I thinking.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

www.kublermdk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/4popped-collars.png
( magnum, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)

This man overheard someone using the word "layers".

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)

I like to think that's how SikRik rolls

( magnum, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)

I bought my brother this. He still ahsn't taken the hint.
www.palmercash.com/p-1321-womens-wear-your-collar-up-tee.aspx
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)

hahaha
that's the least subtle hint I've ever seen.
Spot on, though. A fashion agreement first, perhaps.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)

He can be so cool when he tries...
photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs027.snc1/4280_84991173319_511503319_1793867_4387818_n.jpg
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)

Comedy t-shirts and a vicar and tarts party
Oh dear.
( magnum, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)

I'll bet he wears a pink shirt with a grey body warmer.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)

or a scarf with a tee shirt
or a tee shirt and a beanie hat
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)

Short answer - Yes
Long answer - Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesss
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)

only if you waer the short sleeved one
backwards
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)

OFFICIAL PACKING THREAD.
I have not packed, just made a list. I am flying to Waterford, it's very exciting.

Tell me your packing joys/woes.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)

I once got trapped in a suitcase for eighteen days.
I survived by eating these pills I found concealed in the lining.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)

What pills were they?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)

Hilariously, they were placeboes.(sp?)

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)

I once got stripped searched coming back from Barbados
it wasn't pretty
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)

I am packing things to go home.
I have also packed things into padded envelopes.
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)

Are you coming back here next year?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)

Yes.
In a proper house, with a washing machine.
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)

My team lost last night so I packed a sad.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)

i think i'm about to go through a phase of listening to lots of shoegaze.
i wonder what i'll move on to afterwards.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)

I've still got stuff in suitcases after I moved here 3 years ago.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)

Top laziness.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)

Panicking about getting searched coming back from Amsterdam (they searched us there)
And finding nothing got scanned at Heathrow, we just walked straight out after Passport contorl
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)

Why were you panicking?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)

Because there were knives
Innocently bought
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)

So you were trying to smuggle weapons into the country?
No wonder you hate the police so much, you fucking terrorist.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

Pffft

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)

Sammi, you really don't do yourself any favours.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)

I'm going to the PUB!
Why aren't you?

What topics can we discuss upon my return?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)

How great my new tee shirt is

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)

What makes it so great?
Lasers? Fireworks?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)

It was £2.50
and is actually a teenage boy's tee shirt. It has a zombie on it and it says King Of The Zombies on it.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)

Is it white, tight and wet?
That's a good look for a T-Shirt.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)

Food porn.
rule34.paheal.net/post/view/311054 SFW


rule34.paheal.net/post/view/306279 SFW?

rule34.paheal.net/post/view/300597 SFW!

rule34.paheal.net/post/view/298712 THIS MUST BE REAL
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)

LOL!
Arousing.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)

Well they're not crap at all.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)

Wanna look through the category instead?
rule34.paheal.net/post/view/282399 Probably SFW, penice cream.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)

they're not that sfw
if you don't have adblock :(
( weaver., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)

for some reason the sexy rabbis think i live in farnborough
guess again, rabbis!
( spacefish bong!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)

Pfffft.

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)

ebay addiction
i have it.. i feel dirty
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)

I always go on eBay with the knowledge of what I want to buy
I've never found something I really wanted just by browsing through.
( magnum, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)

Who lives in a county of shame? I do.
Lancashire, Hertfordshire and Leicestershire all gained a BNP councillor.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)

Me
I'm cross with Burnley for letting the side down. I expect we'll get Nick Griffin as an MEP too.
( in vino veritas, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:41, archived)

see below!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)

coming over here, stealing our constituencies

( spacefish bong!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)

Technically, no. Ceremonially, yes.
Mind you, it was Burnley after all. An equal mix between Asian and thick white british people. I'm surprised it hadn't happened earlier to be honest.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)

It's a funny situation now,
there are all these people voting BNP, who aren't really racist, they're doing it as some sort of protest.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)

You're not allowed to talk about politics, remember?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)

I vote in council elections,
so I'm allowed to talk about this.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)

No.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)

Anyway I'm not even expressing an opinion on matters of policy.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)

NO.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)

No you.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)

I overheard someone in the hairdressers admitting they'd voted BNP in the European elections
in the same tone of voice as confessing to eating a naughty slice of chocolate cake while on weightwatchers.

I wanted to ask her whether she was a criminal and a fascist herself or whether she just voted for them.

But I didn't. I tutted in a proper English fashion and pursed my lips.
( in vino veritas, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)

I shouldn't really talk about the European elections.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)

Is it a self-imposed silence?

( in vino veritas, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)

I got into trouble for not voting in them.
Loads of other people didn't either, but it's always me who gets the flack.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)

It's always a surprise when an intelligent person with opinions doesn't vote
I'd take it as a compliment that you get stick for it :)
( in vino veritas, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)

Not for the local one (we didn't have to vote this time) but I'd not be surprised at a BNP MEP or more

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)

I've got a sore throat,
and it's too dear. And Saturday is the worst night to go to the pub, that's when all the rough types go out.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:41, archived)

HELLO!
I'm not that rough.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)

Nothing personal or nowt,
only weekday night pubbage generally seems a lot more pleasant, especially if you're going anywhere vaguely town central.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)

Oh dear god no!
This happens in my local town.

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1182373/Welcome-binge-Britain-Polish-photographer-documents-years-drunken-revelry-Cardiff.html

sorry about linking to the daily mail
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)

look at all the rubbish!
I've never seen the like.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

mykey in a dress!

( spacefish bong!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

those rascally variants

( spacefish bong!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)

i am, i shall be in the red lion soon.
just going to finish off my can and get changed then head off.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)

the missus wants me to buy her
a bag
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)

i don't see how they can afford to give away free shipping
they must be operating at a loss, surely
( spacefish bong!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)

tell her to buy it herself

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)

Oh no
that's hideously twee.
( in vino veritas, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)

Because I've been up since 5am.
I was supposed to go to an engagement party tonight but I'm too tired and it's about 60 miles away
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)

you are such a shit vicar.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)

I think this hasn't had enough attention, and need popularing:
www.b3ta.com/talk/6204548


Who here feels they are not getting enough attention? Is it YOU?

There is no other news.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)

Yeah, go on then, I'll have some.
I should have packed today,instead I did fuck all.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)

I should be packing now
Instead I'm reading about people who should have been packing earlier.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

i have done about half my packing
this is the official packing thread.
( scott,, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)

I haven't done any packing

( magnum, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)

i bet you'll leave it to the last minute
you seem the sort.
( scott,, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

I have done about 75% of my packing.

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

I clicked your post.
Now what?
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)

Someone from some band did a twitter on someone earlier

(__, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)

Like you're not massively jealous.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)

Why do you hate me, Esme?

(__, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

how can there be no other news?
THERE HAS TO BE MORE THAN JUST THIS GOD DAMN IT
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)

Give me attention, me me me.
oh fuck off and so forth. Anyone watch the muppets earlier?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)

I watched it 25 years earlier.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)

Wocka wocka wocka.....

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

Alright shit vicar?

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)

I'm not quite sure if I like getting attention or not.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)

HELLO!
So, what you up to?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)

argh, fuck

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

Having a drink tonight then?
What's your favourite colour?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)

this is a bit much for me to cope with,
I'm only a beginner :(

I might have a pint of the old homebrew in a minute. I like turquoise, a bit.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

Fascinating!
I'm going to the pub soon.

What's your favourite film EVER?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)

This is actualy starting to feel quite intrusive,
and a little bit disturbing. I might have to go and have a lie down.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

OK!
See you soon!
*waves enthusiastically*
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)

Help! Cat is preventing me from gorging myself on cake!
I want to get some cake loaf from the kitchen, but cat is sitting on lap.

Edit: Cat is now digging claws into leg.

May poke her.

I laughed her off my leg.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

Punch the cat out of the way!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

Throw the fucking cat into traffic.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

Butcher the cat with a selection of tungsten tipped screws.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)

hug the cat and explain why you require it to move and ask if it would like to share some cake
explain it can only have a small amount of cake though, because nobody loves a fat cat with runny cakey shits
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)

Gently put the cat on the floor.
Get cake, return to cat.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)

get the cat to get you cake

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)

SHE'S BACK ON
I'll have to send her to kitchen.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)

Oh no, I'm getting far too much attention, thank you

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)

Here is some news.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/south_yorkshire/8086919.stm
The last sentence made me laugh. Is that supposed to be a compliment?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)

i'm popular!

( spacefish bong!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)

I was walking through Tower Ramparts in Ipswich today (a shopping centre). This guy is walking towards me, he looks about 40 and is walking with a female companion, could be a wife or a sister I don't know.

I notice he has something written on his white t-shirt (properly printed, not just scribbled on in crayon) it says "Body of a god". I thought to myself "he hasn't really got that good a body." I'm not gay or out, but I can happily praise the male form if deserving. Anyway, I get a bit closer and I notice in text that's about half the size of the main text it says "shame it's Buddha!".

Greatest bargain you've ever purchased, or something that you'd happily pay double for as you got such good use out of it?
( magnum, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)

Did he give you a slap for oggling his chest?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)

There was another woman walking through Ipswich
who I noticed had quite large nipples (they were poking through her top, she didn't just have them flopped out). They were probably about the size of a £2.
( magnum, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)

Holy fuck.
That's huge.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)

I suppose it's possible she had some sort of large piercing that caused them to appear larger
I didn't ask.
( magnum, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)

Maybe she was smuggling dispensers?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)

Pez dispensers?

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)

no, smuggling dispensers

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)

Why would you need to smuggle £2 coins?

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)

maybe she's not, maybe she was smuggling dispensers

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)

SPAH SMUGGLIN' MAH DISPENSER

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)

Hahaha
I downloaded TF2 again yesterday, I must have been mad to overlook it when the orange box came out :S
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)

You silly.
I don't think this laptop can handle it, but I'll re-download it to see if we can.

Today we've just ordered a new desktop from cube 24-7.
Anyone know how long they take to get delivered? We've not ordered next day delivery.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)

Up to a couple of weeks
Depending on components being in stock.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)

Hrum.
I'm not sure if I'll be able to play the Sims 3 then. Hopefully will arrive quickly. *crosses fingers*
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)

maybe she'd knocked the centre bits out of two £2 coins and used them as nipple rings

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)

do they come in dispensers?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)

Not as huge as:
images.heaven666.org/p/2/longest-nipples-recorded.jpg nsfw, maybe.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)

*vomits*

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)

a pair of pears!

( spacefish bong!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)

D:
Those aren't nipples. They're burnt worms.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)

No, they have some length on them

( magnum, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)

that'd be handy on the beach
keep the sand off your towel
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)

Did she give you a slap for oggling her chest?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)

Are you sure she didn't have £4 stashed in her bra?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)

*Gets £2 from wallet*
Bloody hell
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)

Yeah
I think something like this was going on under there (NSFW)

www.planetclimax.com/freesites/long-puffy-nipples/pictures21.html
( magnum, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)

But Buddha isn't a god, that's clearly false advertising.

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)

:(

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)

I didn't know.
I could have saved him from looking silly but I didn't know.
( magnum, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)

But did he have a pool?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)

buddha wasn't a god
you should have told him

my citreon DS awesome awesome car and i got it for 1500 squids
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)

Nice!
I just watched Le Samourai again and immediately after it finished got on the web looking for a DS
( applehead herp derp, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)

great film
people say they are tricky cars to deal with.. i joined the citreon club and they fight over themselves to fix stuff for you

it's great.. definetly recommend
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)

They look so cool from the front
What year do you have?
( applehead herp derp, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)

'70 pallas.. so no road tax.. my dream is a chapron
i think they look pretty good from the back too.. the boot is massive

check this out by barthes
www.usounds.com/the-citroen-ds-by-barthes
edit: maybe NSFW features a naked woman
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)

I got an ANTEC NSK 3480 for £53.16

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)

I once bought a 1940s classic and beautifully made little black dress AND a chinese silk handmade 1960s wiggle dress for £15 the lot.
That was pretty good.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)

i bought a tibetan braclet red coral and silver
for 99p

well it still hasn't arrived yet.. *ebay clench*
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)

I got a dress in John Lewis for a tenner,
when I got it home I started peeling the stickers off the price label, they were layered on, it had been reduced a number of times. Original price: £100.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)

A good discount!

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)

I reckon.
I got a jacket from Oasis for a fiver, because the stitching had come undone on one of the shoulders, that didn't take me long to fix. Would have normally been £30 or so.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)

Apparel repair is good science

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)

YES!
A table from John Lewis with a wobbly leg. I took it home and tightened the nut.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)

haha
excellent
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)

Nice :D
My mum tends to buy vacuum cleaners which are the ones on display.

This is so that she gets them cheaper and faster.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)

pics please
preferably with you in them
( custard, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)

I bought a £50 tracksuit for £10 once.
Great times.
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:19, archived)

I bought a £600 Versace jacket for £80
from the Versace shop too. No offence.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)

£1000 prada skirt for £400
Still, it lasted aged
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)

my dry/immersion suit
bought for a third of rrp (clicky)
( custard, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)

is that for your canoe?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)

no, it's for my yacht

( custard, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)

I bought something that should have cost a lot of money but I got it pretty cheap
so yeah, that
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)

Sweet

( magnum, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)

everyone needs a cheap something

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)

I got an awesome bandana from a skip once.
I also once got an awesome hat which was run over in the middle of the street.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)

lololol
d
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)

we got an old shop counter from in front of a shop in town that was being refitted.
Carried it back, between the two of us, four miles, in broad daylight.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)

My mum got our dining room table from a skip at the council house.
:)

So an antique table, only a few scratches, most of them me when I was little and decided to carve things into it with broken ballpoint pens.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)

that must have knackered your wanking arm

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)

I got a sandwich reduced fro £2.55 to £1.55
oh yeah, coronation chicken baby
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)

White or brown bread?

( magnum, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)

brown bread, less win than it could have been

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)

I remember seeing a coronation chicken sandwich for £1.20 once.
I passed it by, which is something I'll always regret, I've not seen one any cheaper than £1.80 since. Sad times.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)

TV Master Mark IV from a charity shop.
I've played it more than xbox, and it was only a fraction of the cost.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)

Bought a Telecaster (albeit a Squier model) from Cash Converters for £30
It's not a boutique guitar, but it sounds heavy through my Ashdown rig
( applehead herp derp, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)

I'd have kept the £30 to be honest

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)

Yes an American or a Deluxe
would be better constructed, have better electronics etc etc – but the Squier was well worth the £30
( applehead herp derp, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

it's good to have a knockabout guitar that you don't mind beating up a bit
stick some better pickups in it and thrash it into the ground
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)

I wouldn't pay double for them so much as I'm a cheap skate.
But I got a 4GB USB for £5 from ebay and a good microphone for £2.88.

And I've gotten a few free t-shirts I'm wearing one right now. I also am currently wearing trousers I got from cadets.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

iPod Touch.
When I lost mine, I went out and brought a new one a few days later.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)

I AM SLIGHTLY ANGRY
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)

good heavens,
it's not even 20 years old.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)

Have you seen the Sherlock Holmes trailer?

( magnum, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)

I hear they're re-making Terminator Salvation, and The Dark Knight. About time.
( vladimir, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)

I just spent 6 gazillion pounds to watch a man stuff a plate of baked beans on toast down his jap.
What's the most ridiculous price you've ever paid for something?
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)

Money for nothing

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)

I'm racking my brains and coming up with nothing.
I must be the stingiest man alive.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)

One time in Birmingham train station,
I had to pay £2.95 for a pastie.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)

16 quid for a round of four drinks in London.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)

That's not too bad.
Rnuk and I once went to a bar, it cost a tenner to get in and then 2 single G&Ts cost him about £12

Ouch.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)

Hahahaha!
Obligatory story, at a dublin bash, I spent €35 on guinness in a shout.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)

How much would it have been in a glass?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)

Don't you start.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)

Try being English and buying Guinness in Dublin.
Then the price will shock you.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)

OUCH
I did that, a fiver a pint, fuck that!
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)

really?
that is pretty shocking.. and because they know you're forrin?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:09, archived)

I think they charge everyone the same price.
But they're used to it.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)

oh well.. at least it's not racist then
just fecking greedy
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)

But Grade 1 racing at Leopardstwon for €20.
Kempton was £40. Life swings and life roundabouts.

Edit: Oooh, get me and my use of the euro button.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)

So what, I can put fadás on my letters.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)

12 euros for two pints :(

(__, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)

Oh, you got burned.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)

jeez

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)

My sister once spent £30 on ONE drink in a WREXHAM bar
It's more the fact that it was in Wrexham that makes it a massive overspend I think.
(pharmatron Death or Scunthorpe? CHOOSE!!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)

you were let off lightly

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)

This was ten years ago

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)

blimey
stop buying pints of vodka then
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)

It was a round 3 JD and cokes and a Wild turkey.
I asked the bloke behind the bar 'are you sure?'

In a broad Suffolk accent.

We left shortly after.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)

mmm.. wild turkey
well seeing as a mixer in london costs nearly as much as a pint i can see how that totals up
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)

£200 for a set of guitar pickups
£500 for a coat

£3.50 to watch Motorhead in 1980
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)

I'm tempted to fit a les paul with some of those Bareknuckle pickups

( moohalaa, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)

why not spend the money on guitar lessons instead?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)

It's only me that ever hears me play, so it won't offend anyone

( moohalaa, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)

Hammersmith?
I was probably at that gig.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)

Manchester Apollo
it was quite loud

As in a wall of white noise. I couldn't even tell what song they were playing most of the time.
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)

I was partially deaf for a week afterwards.
Those were the days.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)

£1500 to be let out of a country i didn't even want to be in
those south americans are dodgy fuckers
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)

£58 for two different moisturisers
£jesus for a guitar
£60 on sweets and drinks in Cybercandy in covent garden

lots of pointless shit, really
( moohalaa, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)

When I get a job I'm getting me a new guitar.
Yngwie Malmsteen's strat
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)

ja, I'm really fat now? and I can play arpeggiosh really fast ja?
That's pretty much all my music. Ja.
( moohalaa, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)

ya, I yam wanting to be Ritchie Blackmore but I am wery Scandinawian and rubbishy

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)

You are a bit of a splurger.
It's true.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)

*splurges in your hair*

( moohalaa, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)

cybercandy is AMAZING

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)

I worry that I'm totting up a lot in there
I don't want to think how much I've spent in Cyberdog. It's probably 1500 plus.

All on light up teeshirts with plastic nonsense on them.
( moohalaa, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)

just get a job there
the five finger discount will save you loads
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)

£12 for a can of Coke at a gig in France once.
Didn't think to ckeck how much Francs were worth.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)

Not so much a ridiculous price as it was a decent price but it was something I don't need: A 1TB NAS drive.

I nearly got caught out in an eBay auction after I bid £25 for a Derren Brown poster, luckily someone topped my bid and I bought the same poster the next day for £8.
( magnum, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)

And I just downloaded The Best of the Communards from Amazon for £4.78.
Hmmm.
( magnum, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)

Amazon ThePirateBay
( applehead herp derp, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)

it was a derren brown poster
it probably had "buy this poster at any cost" embedded in the background somewhere
( spacefish bong!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:09, archived)

Good point
probably why I bought his latest DVD today as well. Bastard.
( magnum, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)

i downloaded his make-you-go-to-sleep one
but haven't played it as i'm guessing some deviant has but subliminals in there that will make me act like a chicken
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)

at work I ordered over £300 worth of tapes and a multitape dispenser to have them on
both turned out to be quite small and not very impressive but they do their job at tape holding and taping as intended. The tapes are different colours.
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)

i knowingly spent £15 on a three minute phone call once
i spoke to the answerphone
( spacefish bong!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)

A grand on a kite and a piece of wood with footstraps.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)

I bought a limited edition pair of DC trainers once for £150 once
And felt very guilty about it.

But that very same week I got £150 tax rebate so it was all good in the end!
( applehead herp derp, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)

Oh yeah, almost forgot
Last Friday a group of 5 of us spent £320 in the Bavarian Beerhouse (I heartily reccommend it - Warsteiner and Currywurst is a great combo) on London Road on Beer, Jager trains and currywurst...
( applehead herp derp, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)

Currywurst is excellent.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)

High Five!

( applehead herp derp, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)

£15 for a shot of cat poo coffee.

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)

Nearly a £1400 phone bill this month, but hopefully they're going to knock that out =DDD

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:19, archived)

gonz you nutter
is the chilean accent THAT allurring to you?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)

This is so far down the page, that I can admit this without many people seeing it....
It was mostly for going on b3ta and an accidental Windows Update running in the background.... at £6/mb.

To make things even worst, the updates were test ones for Win7.

=((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)

Would anybody like to buy two tickets to see Kings of Leon in Manchester on the 23rd?
£150 for the pair, bought for £220 but she can't make it now.

Her reason for not going: "I couldnt get lucifer minded long enough due to his sperm donor being a complete and utter twat"
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)

What's your favourite Kings of Leon track that reached #1 in the UK Charts?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)

I don't know the band, really

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

Oh, it's a band.
For some reason, I got the idea you were going to the theatre.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)

Sammi, lovely, you're not helping yourself here.
You paid £110 to see a band that you don't know about at all?

Gutted.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)

Yes, I have paid that much money
Too see a band I don't know. Well done!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)

Why don't you pay me £100 to watch me play the drums?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)

[x] Plays drums?
[x] Bald?

PHIL COLLINS!
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)

I'm 6ft.
I'm no midget.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)

Nah
I paid £18 to see a band I've loved practically all my life. If it had broken the £25 mark, I may have reconsidered.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)

Can you play £100s worth of drums?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)

I'll require a bigger hat.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)

You've got to be very careful how you write between the lines in this place.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)

I have a wonderful O**line *irl and Kings of Leon story which is far more interesting than any of this.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

Please JMG, you must enlighten us with your tales from the north.
I insist.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)

Not today interchums!
I'm a 28 year old man sat in Bermuda shorts and my new NUFC shirt.
I'm very much living la vida local and don't wish to be dragged down with too much internet chatter.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)

Can you suggest me a team name for the pub quiz please JMG?
I'm not entrusting this matter to Club Sticky Cheeks.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)

Borussia Teeth.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)

*makes notes*

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)

So I have a choice between Sex On Fire and Sex On Fire?
I think I'll choose death.
(__, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)

£110 a ticket? Hahahaha
hahahaha daft bint hahaahaha
( moohalaa, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)

To see kings of Leon?
Ohoohooohooohoooooo
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

I agree
But people pay £4k for Michael Jackson ones. Saw it with my own eyes.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

I am thanking you kindly for your kind offer, but I kindfully and respectfully decline this opertunaty you have kindly presented me with.
Should the situation occor where my mind upon this matter has changed, I shall contact you forthwritly.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)

Throw them in the pool

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

I might buy them, I'll see if my friends will POOL their money

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

Why the fuck did you pay £110 a ticket?

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

Have you not read the username?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)

What part of 'it wasn't me' are you struggling with?
The most I've paid to see a band is £18
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)

I guess we just don't believe you have any friends

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)

I didn't
Somebody else did, and she can't make it now.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)

holy crap that's a lot to see kings of leon
i remember when you could see blur at the astoria for a tenner
( spacefish bong!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

do you just pay the taxi to drive past really fast lol?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)

haha.
yes!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)

oooo, we got your cd today sir, thank you!
i've only heard the first few tracks but it's all summery and mellow so far :)
( spacefish bong!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)

It'll soon change,
Face Circus will ruin you.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)

it's off at the mo, i am taking a slightly-longer-than-i-was-supposed-to break from homework
it will probably disturb us over breakfast tomorrow now
( spacefish bong!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)

yes
we used to go and watch oasis in shepherd's bush too. till the manager of sainsburys told us not to hang around the soft drinks section any more!!!
( spacefish bong!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)

*applauds*

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)

How much did we pay for Beck and Radiohead?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)

£44 each, iirc
that was a good day
( spacefish bong!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)

fucking was
I remember you coming home that afternoon and saying "we've got tickets for Beck and Radiohead," and I was like "when?" and you were all "like in two hours or something." I'm paraphrasing.
I love that degree of not having to think too far into the future.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)

are they not playing LiverPOOL?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

Nah, the city's flooded with tears.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)

does she have a pool
am I missing an awesome meme?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)

you are indeed missing a meme and she does indeed have a pool

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)

I feel like I've come back to school after a day off
and missed hearing Peter Knox say he had sex with his cat
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)

You paid £110 per head to see Kings of Leon in Manchester? christ.
( C, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

Christ!
I wouldn't pay that to see Take That!
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)

that
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)

but you would pay to see take that?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)

maybe :(

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)

I paid £6 to see kings of leon several years ago.
So that would be a no from me.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)

I can't think of anyone I'd pay that much to see
unless the girls wrestling lemurs in jelly circus comes back around
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)

haha, you're too skint to afford the train fare aren't you?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)

Why on earth would you spend that much money on a gig?
That's astronomical.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)

Probably more money than sense

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)

it is,
you could almost go to Glastonbury for that.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)

Eggzachary!

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)

I MIGHT consider paying £110 to see the original beatles line-up, but only if I was the only person there and they all gave me a reach-round afterwards.
( C, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)

I'd pay £110 to see two people resurrected from the grave.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)

If I'd just been paid I probably would, but at any other time of the month I'd have to think about it.
( C, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)

do we get to choose which two?
I'd choose Hitler and Princess Diana
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)

and then,
FIGHT BACK TO THE DEATH
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)

yes
with chainsaws
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)

Shit!
I never even realised they were in the original Beatles line up.
( C, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)

hosting a comeback fight would easily pay the reanimation costs

( spacefish bong!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)

The Zombies in Abercrombie
The Undead in Birkenhead
( magnum, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)

i think your friend might be a bit nuts
were they all access tickets.. as in down the bands trousers?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)

You bought 2 tickets for £220?
Are you nuts?
( applehead herp derp, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)

What's your favourite brand of Cheese and Onion crisp?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)

McCoys
then maybe those Tyrells ones
( moohalaa, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)

I don't normally eat crisps.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)

Oh JMG, you never used to pander to the moistened chair element :(

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)

I hate cheese and onion crisps and I hate you for starting this thread.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)

Pipers.
( C, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)

beefy prawn and vinegar

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)

i quite like to cup my testicles for a minute or two, then eat a ready salted crisp
it has a similar effect to cheese and onion. you can't double-dip though, i learned this the hard way
( spacefish bong!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)

1/ How many cups (including mugs) do you have in your kitchen?
2/ How many mugs (or cups) do you have that don't match your other mugs (and cups) but you keep them because you know, you might have guests round and if everyone wants a cup (or a mug) of coffee (or tea*) then you might run out of cups and mugs and need to break out the ones that don't quite match the others?

* or any other hot beverage
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)

Having just opened my cupboards to check,
I have 8 (eight) white Ikea mugs,
and 1 (one) Aperture Laboratories black mug.
( moohalaa, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)

Cake?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)

I don't know,
about half of them are upstairs at any one time, but round about 6. Only two of them match.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)

Oooh is this an impressions thread?
'cos that's a crcaking Planearm you're doing there Gigglymess.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)

no, I'm genuinely interested to know how many cups or mugs everyone has and whether they all match

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)

It's quite a SAD FACE moment when you parady a thread and people take it seriously.
Oh Internets, when will you learn?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)

There's 12 in my kitchen
2 sets of 6
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)

I have a favourite tea mug and a favourite coffee cup and get very upset if other people use them.
The coffee one is just the right size for half a pot of a coffee and just the right amount of milk. The tea mug is enormous but bone china so the tea cools down quickly.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)

26
20 matching plus 4 cappuccino cups and 2 homer simpson mugs
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)

Is this like the 'Are you planning to commit any acts of terrorism?' question on immigration forms?
and anyone who answers will be removed from the board
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)

1) 2
2) They don't match.
( C, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)

You're a mug.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)

i would like some espresso cups, gilgy

( spacefish bong!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)

Books for dogs.
Alsatian In Wonderland.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)

Little Woofers
The Wolves of Willoughby Chase the Stick Boy, Chase it, Bring it Back, Good Dog
Jane Airedale
Peter Pant
Anna Kaninina
The Third Policedog
The Lord of the Ringworm
Take a Dog Like You
The Portrait of a Labrador
( vladimir, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)

I can't go on

( vladimir, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)

oh wait, yes I can
The Mutt and Margarita
The Golden Retriever Age
a Clockwork Otterhound
( vladimir, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)

101 Dalmations.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)

The Hounds of Baskerville.
(Or whatever the fuck it is called.)
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)

V

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)

Of Mice and Men.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)

Catch 22

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)

Nineteen Eighty Paw

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)

hound of the baskervilles

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)

that's not even a pun

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)

I don't think he understand the point of this.
I think I would be quite offended if I was him and I did get it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)

The Dog Delusion

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)

Shitsu Perman

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)

The Beagle has landed
Paddy Clarke Chihuahua hua hua
( FoldsFive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)

Every Which Way But Woof

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)

Reign of Terrier

( FoldsFive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)

Winnalot a Date with Tad Hamilton!

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)

To Kill a Woofingbird

(__, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)

To Kill a Dogging-bird
by S. Collymore
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)

Johnathan Livingstone Dog

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)

A Man Called Dog
(well, that's a film, but, y'know)
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)

Lovely Bones

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)

30 K9 Steps

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)

Sharpei's Rifles

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)

Brokebark Mountain

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)

The 3rd Pedigree

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)

The bitches of Madison county
Captain Corellis Majestic Tree Hound
Papillon
( FoldsFive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)

I rate this thread 10% less dull than a planearm thread

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)

:(

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)

I think there should be a beaufort scale for posts

'5 - You are in a windowless room listening to your mum tell you about the child next door going to switzerland'
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)

ahahahahahaohgod
( vladimir, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)

Anything by Fidodor Dogstoyesvky

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)

that's nicked from Wallace and Grommit you fat cheat

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)

I've got it written down on a paper in a bank vault with a photo of the cloc k taken in 1987

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)

great danespectations

( spacefish bong!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)

don coyote

( spacefish bong!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)

Dr Strangemutt
or how I learned to stop worrying and love the bone.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)

His Bark Materials:
The Golden Retriever
The Subtle Woof
The Amber Beagles
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)

The Mastiff Reloaded

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)

They ruined all the subtlety in the screen adaptation
It didn't make any sense without the bit with the fighting man lizards
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)

The Good The Bad & The Pugly.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)

1/ How many hours do you work a week?
2/ How many days off do you have and how far in advance do you know when these are?
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)

168 hours

( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)

I don't mean the time you spend flicking the bean

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)

How many day's what?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)

Ninja.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)

1.Not enough
2. 3 days, weekly
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)

37
28
I can book them within reason, if it's a couple of days off then about a fortnights notice is alright as it's a small team,
so we have to organise who will do what when one of us is on annual leave.,
( moohalaa, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)

Until I'm done, not enough and varies. Christmas is 25th December this year.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)

1 - 37 hours, but I have to spend 20 hours a week travelling to do them.
2 - I only work Monday - Friday, I get 30 days annual leave a year, plus bank holidays, plus an extra day off at Xmas, a day off for the queens b'day and Maundy Thursday afternoon. I can book days off whenever I want with any amount of notice.
( C, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)

1/ 37 hours per week
2/ 33 days per year, usually get a few extra for various reasons though. I can usually book the next day off as long as there's nothing important going on.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)

It's supposed to be 40
but I don't think I've done that in months. It's great.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)

FUCKING WOW, WHAT AN INTERESTING THING TO TALK ABOUT
YOU CERTAINLY KNOW HOW TO STRIKE UP A CONVERSATION, THAT'S FOR SURE
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)

*sympathy upset*

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)

39
between 2 and 4 weeks.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)

i try to keep my mind off such matters and force them into my subconcious
so that, rather than thinking i have to get up and work for however long i can confabulate the idea that i just happened to wake up and felt like doing some programming and drinking some coffee. which from experience is what i do anyway
( spacefish bong!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)

BLIMEY the mighty England!
What are your footballing based views at this time?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)

whats the score JMG?

( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)

We won 4-0.
Hooray and that.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)

YAY!
We don't have Setanta so I've packed mr sp@m off to watch it with my dad. He will be pleased.
( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)

I still can't believe England lost to the Netherlands in the cricket

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)

In all fairness, and I'm not saying England aren't shit, because they are
anything can happen in Twenty20. Scotland nearly beat New Zealand this morning, and India lost to Ireland last week.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)

it wouldn't have happened if freddie was fit

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)

the whole world's gone topsy turvy!

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)

Yup.
All a country needs is a couple of sloggers and a bit of luck.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)

i watched the rugby instead

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)

England?
What idiot decided to hold it at a football stadium, when the national football side were playing?
Terrible thinking there at the RFU.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)

indeed, but england did win, and are improving
although the argies were a bit off
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)

Oh hai
Tomorrow is home time. I should be packing. HURRAY.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)

Football is over, JMG.
It's time to throw your no doubt considerable weight behind England's cricketing heroes, who have managed to dupe the Netherlands, and quite possibly the world, by lulling them into a false sense of security by staging a humiliating defeat at Lords.

Good hustle, I say.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)

Shittest game ever.
Why did none of the players swap shirts at the end? I thought that was a bit harsh on the Kazakhstan players
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)

They'll probably do that in the tunnel, MoT.
Plus did you miss Cole giving his shirt away?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)

No, I saw that,
but that was to a photographer.

Some of the Kazakh players were very good. I liked their number 7
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)

It involves men and a ball and a lot of grass, running, sweating and spitting.
I approve of all of these things except the last.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)

Nobody likes spitting.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)

or diving, those cheating footballers

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)

Jammy, say you get your dues, finanicaly...
What would you do to help whip this country into shape?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)

The re-establishment of sporting events held between schools.
The fat youth of today have nothing to burn their cuts off with.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)

Bring back boxing.
I reckon if I take up something like Syncronised Swimming or Bowls, I could make the 2012 team.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)

Did they put a stop to that?
Shocking!
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)

I bet you bought your own castle

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)

I was worried early on
Thankfully Heskey single handedly won the game for our boys
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)

I think we're sadly lacking up-front to win the WC.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)

I'd like to see Carlton Palmer returning to the game.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)

Who wouldn't?
We lack a gangly-legged midfielder prepared to humiliate himself for Scandinavian gain.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)

I think the whole side lacks bottle
Most of them are good enough, but teams like Brazil, Italy, Spain, Argentina all play like they believe they can win games with ease. England look terrified against everyone until they score.
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)

do we really need another toilet?

( spacefish bong!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)

I say we sell Ronaldo and buy someone slightly less girly

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)

www.walrusmagazine.com/blogs/2009/05/10/you-aint-got-no-alibi-all-ugly-team-edition/
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)

no Ian Rush/Peter Beardsley/Luke Chadwick?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)

First two are retired and I thought the idea was to have a "good" team,
so no luke Chadwick
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)

WHAT?!
I AM OUTRAGED
(__, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)

Shut up Friz.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)

communal internet access is like massively expensive
compared to high security.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)

I don't understand. She could use a coat of face paint though. Her skin is awful.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)

Would you give her one? would you bang her? what would you like to do to THAT?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)

faceblolk

( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)

I'm sure its been mentioned before
but she really does look like Rob
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)

She looks like Data's sister

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)

According to the Wikipedia article about the Upper Class
Many upper class families will be in possession of works of art by old masters, valuable sculpture or period furniture, having had said pieces handed down through several generations. Indeed, inheriting the vast majority of one's possessions is the traditional form in upper class families. On that point, there is a well-known derisory quotation from Conservative politician Michael Jopling, who referred to cabinet colleague Michael Heseltine as the kind of person who 'bought his own furniture' (in the Alan Clark Diaries). (The former was then put down himself by a Baron as "the kind of person who bought his own castle").

What kind of person are you?
Or alternatively, what gems of knowledge have you uncovered lately?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

hang on. I thought you left?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)

I am the sort of person who can tell an upper class family that their 'old master' is worthless and/or shit.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)

Are you all finished now?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)

YES
*punches the air*

It's a bit of an anticlimax, I need more fun times STAT!

How are you lovely lady?
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)

I'm happy today
for I purchased some new heated rollers with which I shall carry out HAIR EXPERIMENTS later.

We need to meet up. Very much. For boozes and funtiem.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)

Woop yes excellent and good.
I am going to my final ball at the Courtauld and I don't have anything amazing to wear and no monies to buy anything with. This sad times Wicca, sadtimes.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)

Oh Lizzie :(
This might call for an eyelash fluttering session at your parents.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)

Hmmmm. I would but they're paying for me and Az to go on holiday to the tune of £600
and I have a horrible feeling I may have to flutter my eyelashes at them for 2 months rent.

Eeeeek.

Finances = not good.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)

Charity shops have been my saviour in this situation, on more than one occasion.
Stuff that some posh kid has probably only worn once.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)

Yes, I may have to go for a rummage.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)

Ohhh I miss my heated rollers
I used them for years, but I can do almost everything with my GHDs nowdays so I got rid of them but I wish I hadn't now. I used to put them in wet hair straight out of the shower on a morning leave them all day and then give them one last blast with a hair dryer before removing them.
( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)

This.
The Woman doesn't know what to do with herself now that the exams are over.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)

me neither,
and that was 10 years ago.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)

but i bet you love to mix in circles, cliques and social coteries

( spacefish bong!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)

hand me my nose ring

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)

show me the mosh pit!

( spacefish bong!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)

I am just me, over emotional, slighty neurotic and a little obsessive.
Class wise I would say working class.
( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)

also
Seeing all these Veterans at Normandy is making me a little sad, I can't think of seeing anything more horrific and scary than what they saw.
( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)

*Sympathy Panda*
=P
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)

I judge myself by how big my HDTV is

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)

i can yodel

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)

I eat chicken off the bone with my hands
and frown on people who use a knife and fork
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)

my other half is always telling me off because I like to lick the plate
it can be very embarassing in restaurants
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)

I always used to get told off for eating salad with my fingers.
Looks like finger food to me.
So then I'd eat my bread and butter with my knife and fork and get told off for that as well. Totally inconsistent.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)

That is fucking disgusting.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)

I love me a bit of pickin' chicken.
Gimmi a roast chicken, and an artist pallet of condiments, and you'll see a happy chappy.

Just whipe your hands on the jeans when you're done.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)

I am me. Some people like me, some people do not, some people are indifferent.
I don't feel part of a 'class'.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)

My dad gets upset when I tell him he's working class.
He wears a flat cap and everything!
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)

you shouldn't beret him for it

( spacefish bong!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)

you mean in terms of furniture?
well, I buy functional stuff, usually quite cheaply, often second-hand. My interior design skills are severely lacking. I'm unlikely to inherit any furniture but my mum does have a certain amount of tasteless tat cluttering up her house which is supposed to be "worth a bit on eBay, once we get round to properly listing it" which I am praying I won't inherit.
( Batsgirl, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)

in terms of anything you like.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)

I'm working class
bordering on the Jeremy Kyle-fearing, Lidls-shopping, benefit-scounging underclass
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)

I'm the kindda guy who buys his trousers one size to big, but wears a belt to keep them around my waste.
If you know what I mean.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)

it is sunny
you are wrong
( 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)

eh?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)

hey, I heard there's something on television probably

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

Graham Norton
EVERY FUCKING WEEKEND!!
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

The bbc have made him their new 'face'
it used to be Jonathan Ross.
( SuperMatt, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

I'd like to stick my Doc Martin in 'his face'

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

If you rape children, laugh now!

(__, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

Ah fuck, I just laughed at something Friz said
KILL ME NOW
( SuperMatt, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)

hows the house warming??

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

There's only one of my friends here so far
a lot of people aren't turning up till later
( SuperMatt, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)

real life peopl im guessing and not b3tans?

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

Well, considering my housemate and I are both b3tans, actually there is a surprising amount of real people coming

( SuperMatt, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)

really, i didnt realise you have moved in with a b3tan, i am very slow sorry!

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

*geordie accent*
And today in the Big B3tan House... Supermatt attempts to molest a child and no one makes a fool out of Kersal Missive.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)

*chokes on tea*

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)

Him too
I'd like to put 200kilos of cocaine in their suitcases and send them on a two week holiday to Thailand
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

Christ, you're shit.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

good re-edit

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)

I've heard there's a cock sprouting out of your forehead.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)

oh wow, a girl is talking to me online
this is way kewl
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

*giggles*
*flutters eyelashes*
I am getting attention for being a girl online
*squees*
*sends you a picture of my vector tits*
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)

oh wow, I've totally seen a girl's bewbz0rz now
so twitterin dis
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

I'm going to hash tag you right up the jappy.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)

hey, i just recorded a new jingle whereas you are shit

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)

your podcasts are worthlesss

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

Wanker.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

Jealous.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

I love your podcasts, and think you should keep making them.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)

Did you watch that thing with those people on it?
They've done some things they were told to do. I was SO SURPRISED.
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

House is on our telly, all the time.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

there is lots of dust on my telly
lololololol

yes i am bored
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

Oh hai

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)

hello! are you back home yet? or is that tomorrow?

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)

I really need a wee

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)

The skybox is on mine.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)