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CHRIST! Cracking hangover!
Anyone for gin?

How do y'all cope with hangovers, does anyone have a certified cure? I've heard irn-bru and fry-ups are good.

ALT: Have you ever left any drunk ramblings on the internet? For example writing nonsense on facebook or sending someone an odd email.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

I favour a strong Bloody Mary
with lots of Tabasco.
I've left lots of drunken ramblings - it's pretty much all I do on the internet.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

umm

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ArthurTheRat, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

Haha, hello erasty

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moohalaa, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

Hehe

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

I have left many drunken ramblings on the internet, phone and text
Last night I don't think I was very bad. I also am hangover free since I took water and pills to bed with me for when I first woke up. Woo.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)

I wasn't quite so sensible.
Looks like I was drinking vodka and dr.pepper before bed.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

Ah
So many times I have woken up with a half glass of some sweet (and with a hangover, foul smelling) drink beside me. I impressed myself last night!
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

Yep, Irn Bru and a bacon sandwich with a slice of fried bread in it.
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C, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

It must be said that I've never understood fried bread
Lorne sausage and potato scone sandwich works better than bacon but I fear I may get told off again for dissing bacon.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

And for dissing fried bread.
Especially potato farls.
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

Oh
I thought fried bread was basically just bread. Potato scones are potato farls you bam.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

Err, whatever.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

What's the difference between them?

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

I'd say potato scones are a scone mix with added potato
Farls are a soda bread mix with potato

Or so I think, if anyone wants to correct, feel free.
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

As far as I was aware (and from the recipe I have)
Both potato farls and potato scones are basically mashed potato with butter, flour and salt. Then fried.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

Stand corrected then.
You're still wrong down below though.
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

Lorne sausage is teh gay - it only exists because Jocks are too tight to pay for sausage skins. What you need is a proper Lincolnshire sausage.
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C, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

No because they are pork and crappy

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

Most Lorne sausage is pork or pork/beef mix isn't it?
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C, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

Yeh but the best ones are beef

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

Beef is too nice to put in sausages though.
Even the worst cut of beef cooked properly is better than the best beef sausages.
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

But the worst beef sausage is better than the best pork sausage
And I wouldn't be having steak with a fry-up...
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

This is where your point is invalidated as you're wrong.
But thank for trying contestant.
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

For preferring beef?

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

No, for not liking pork or bacon.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

It's not that I don't like them
I'd just rather have something else. I'm just not a big fan of pig. Apart from the little stamp on my hand which is a bit smudged now.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

Why can't you have steak with a fry up?

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

I didn't say you couldn't
Just that I wouldn't. It just doesn't seem right.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

I didn't say you said I couldn't.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

Lucozade sport and a breakfast roll.
Or, drink something other than gin.

OR stay drunk.

Yes, it's human nature to ramble on the internet drunk. But it's only the people who drink gin that seem to make fools of themselves.
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

Boo

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

Right, that's it
I'm going to go and get gin.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

It's never too early for gin.
I'll go get some limes.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

Hmm
~~limes~~ cucumber
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

oh and those little umbrellas, and some cocktail stirrers.
This is going to be the best day ever.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

Sounds good
I'll be round soon (with more gin just in case)
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

I just read baldmonkey's thread then I read yours
and I'm trying to convince myself you're being satirical so I don't have to punch you in the face. With a fucking steamroller.
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

For your sake, we'll say that I am.
God you're adorable.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

Sex, seriously.
A walk and an ice cream helps alot.
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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

A LOT
you thick shit
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

By not drinking
Easy enough
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moohalaa, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

Try wanking onto the front of an oncoming van.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

Yes!
You're HERE. Alright?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

I've come to swish my cape and annoy fat people with my presence.
I would imagine someone fat, somewhere north of Newcastle is locking himself in a coal bunker and gorging himself on whatever he can find in the bins, out of abject fear.

I AM WELL, HOW ARE YOU?
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

I hear he's firing blanks.
It's terrible news.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

It's probably for the best.
I mean, do we really need another one?

I'm going to have myself sterylised for the sake of mankind.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

HANG ON THOUGH.
Last I heard, his pet Troglodyte wouldn't even let him into the cavern of sorrow, lest he brought a shiny golden ring and buffet dining.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

Well, I was just contemplating why he seems to be so particularly bitter and spiteful towards an infant,
and I realised it could be jealousy. An ugly emotion. It would suit him.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

The infant was probably female.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

Ha ha.
I'm not too bad. About to get up and drink some tea whilst trying to analyse last night's dream. IT'S ALL GO HERE.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)

MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

MOTHERFUCKING HELL YEAH.

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

The thing about dream analysis, right, is that it's all a load of bollocks
because, right, dreams are utterly fucking meaningless.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

Oh hello you horrible smelly old prick.
/ac
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

Hello you dumpy Irish slut.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

I made that up, just for you.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

I used to do that, I seem to behave myself a bit better now. When I'm at home, anyway.
Morning internet.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

Mornin' there.
*tips hat*
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

Oh hello.
How is Wales?
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

Wet.
I think the cricket might be off today.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

Tis the evening here love.
You gone home yet?
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

Nope, flying at 17:05.
HURRAY!
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

Say hello to the turf for me.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

Will do.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

GOOD MORNING HOW ARE YOU I HAVE A HANGOVER HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE SCONE I LIKE EGGS
Fuck me. What a shit hole. WANKERS. Except brayndedd.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 7:49, archived)

wanking is fun. you should try it.
it's said "scon" by the way.
love and fluffles.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 7:52, archived)

Arvo.
What's happening at your end of australia?
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)

As a young un you should know nothing of these things
Now get back to your needlework and etchings.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)

Ha ha, yeah.
Pronunciation tips from an Australian.

Yeah.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)

AutraliCUNT more like.
Antipodeans are all shit.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)

dude, that's an online girl
with, y'know, bewbs and a fanny and that
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)

+school
And besides, girls have cooties.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

yeah but they have bewbs and fannies and that

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)

Girls online don't have bewbs and fannies

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

I like bewbs and fannies quite a fair bit

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

WANKER
lololol
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 7:54, archived)

SCREW THAT SHIT, I'M FUCKING LISTENING TO CAT STEVENS.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 7:55, archived)

CAT STEVENS IS A WANKER

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 7:56, archived)

NO.
YES I MEAN.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 8:03, archived)

LOL WACKY

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 8:32, archived)

I NO

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)

thats nice balders
that really is.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 7:55, archived)

Good morning, I have one too.
Skon, me too, in moderation.
Yes, I am a wanker, no point denying it.
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Zuowan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 8:21, archived)

suck my
rancid ginger stump
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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 8:22, archived)

I woke up at 7 and couldn't move my head
Lots of juice and pills later and I'm ok now :)
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)

I have a hangover too
I say 'scon'.

Eggs are OK
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Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

I am going to have a massive fry-up
then a roasted chicken.
It will be a good sunday for food.
Incidentally, Balders, I have a problem. Would you like to hear about it?
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

hallo poptarts.
how are you all?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 7:18, archived)

cock cock and cock
fine, thanks for asking
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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 7:21, archived)

I'm OK
still tired/semi-awake though; I've been cycling up to 20 miles every day each day during the past week, but I'm still not making myself tired enough to get more than 3-4 hours sleep.
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custard, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 7:21, archived)

wank
more
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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 7:22, archived)

so cycle up to 30 miles a day?
Or get some sleeping tablets - just enough for a week. three days to a week of a regular sleep schedule is all it takes to get your biorhythms back in shape. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 7:24, archived)

or wank more
same effect, doing it in public or outside helps too I hear.
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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 7:25, archived)

oh yeah that'd do it....
the adrenaline and all. Go for it. I will if you will. :p
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 7:26, archived)

Off to work in 10 minutes
It's overtime so I'm not grumbling ;)
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 7:28, archived)

McDonalds
pay overtime?
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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 7:29, archived)

and you get a free sausage & egg mcmuffin thrown in

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 7:30, archived)

I'm lovin'
it.
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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 7:31, archived)

eating breakfast as I listen to the rain piss itself down outside.
its fucking JUNE!
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 7:30, archived)

it's been pouring down all day here
I had a driving lesson in it. A tad exciting.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 7:31, archived)

it was £4.50 a lesson back in 1993

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 7:32, archived)

this was free - mummy gave me the lesson.
she's good like that. These days, an hour long lesson costs about 24quid minimum (your money).
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 7:33, archived)

ym gave me a lesson too
her big ends gone and there is way too much play on her clutch.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 7:35, archived)

I have no idea how much it was back in `91 as they were paid for on my behalf
had a licence now for 18 years :( fucking hell I am teh old.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 7:34, archived)

christ on a bicycle.
you've had a licence longer then I've been on this planet.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 7:42, archived)

RED HOT GAY BUMSEX
er, I mean, hello
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 7:38, archived)

LOL WACKY

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 7:50, archived)

SHIT PODCAST

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 7:53, archived)

DAMN IT ALL.
DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 7:54, archived)

Right boys
Be entertaining or I will have to go to bed and let my soon to be hangover take over. *sadface*
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 3:17, archived)

GO TO BED

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 3:19, archived)

:(

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 3:20, archived)

LOOK AT THIS
www.positioniseverything.net/articles/pie-maker/pagemaker_form.php

totally bookmarking that one
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 4:17, archived)

Holy shit that is awesome.
Thanks!
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 4:23, archived)

His other articles are also superb.
Goldmine.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 4:56, archived)

if you're still awake
add <? xml version="1.0" ?> at the top of the HTML to stop IE8 screwing up the compliance bollocks
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)

knock knock

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Lightguy hail satan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 3:20, archived)

Who's there?

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 3:20, archived)

cows go

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Lightguy hail satan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 3:21, archived)

That's not an answer to "who's there"
You're rubbish at knock knock jokes.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 3:22, archived)

no, cows go "moo"

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Lightguy hail satan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 3:22, archived)

Goodnight you.
I'm going to bed now, but you seem proper lovely and that.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 3:24, archived)

Why thank you
I'm not really. I have a pig stamp on my hand though which is ace.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 3:25, archived)

what's white on the top and black at the bottom?
society
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Lightguy hail satan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 3:28, archived)

LOL
Racist jokes are always amusing...
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 3:33, archived)

it's not racist, it's a damning and astute criticism of our society

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Lightguy hail satan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 3:34, archived)

woah there!
you need to cut down on the syllables when explaining these things to Pickle Fairy
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scott,, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 3:37, archived)

What's black, white, brown, and yellow, and tells the Pope to fuck off?
The human race
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custard, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 3:36, archived)

can't do entertaining, but I can show you a passable picture (for a handheld macro shot, anyway) of a pretty insectoid
clicky

must use a tripod and wait for more sunshine next time
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custard, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 3:35, archived)

I've got the brainfarts tonight.
b3ta.belm.co.uk/b&

What have you done today? Yes, I do mean today, since midnight, you cocks.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:41, archived)

Well...
as you may already know, I've just arrived back from the pub. What's this, have you been banned from 4chan? What did you do?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:42, archived)

For 14 days!
14? Oh man.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:43, archived)

What heinous crime did you commit?

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:44, archived)

I'm going to keep it a mystery for a while.
See if you can guess!
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:45, archived)

Did you post child porn?
Again....
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:46, archived)

I have never done any such thing.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:48, archived)

OKEY DOKEY!
Don't worry Dave, I don't doubt you, and I don't believe the rumours either.

Anyhow, off to bed with me, I bid thee goodnight,
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:52, archived)

Punch SSG goodnight for me.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:53, archived)

He's not here tonight, I'll go wee on his bed.
ok?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:56, archived)

Splendid!

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:57, archived)

I'm starting to feel very drunk
*sadface*
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:52, archived)

Hmmm
Drank. Danced. Pulled a random Norwegian. Walked home. Got chicken and chips. Put on tv and puter. Wondered why I'm sitting here and not in bed.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:43, archived)

You're such a fat slag.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:43, archived)

Lies
I walked home alone.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:46, archived)

That just means you're fugly too.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:48, archived)

Surely you covered the "f" part of fugly in your previous post
Or is there a new definition of that word?
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:51, archived)

"fucking"

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:52, archived)

Oh
Well, yeh. I sure as hell wouldn't.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:52, archived)

I'm sure you're lovely.
Ignore this Dave fellow, he's a mysogynist.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:55, archived)

Have you turned on me?
This is a terrible thing if you have.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:57, archived)

I like this pickle fairy character, she seems fairly nice.
Reserve your bullying for SSG.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 3:00, archived)

How did you manage to get banned from 4chan?

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:43, archived)

I just wish I had been using the Virgin Media proxy when I posted.
BAN THEM ALL!
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:44, archived)

I've been making virtual machines blue screen for lulz
I need to get out more
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:45, archived)

I saw that.
I have a terrible CSS problem that I am sure has a very simple and obvious answer.


.thrColLiqHdr #mainContent {
	height: 650px;
	padding-right: 15px;
	padding-left: 15px;
	display: block;
}

A DIV uses the above. It has a floating DIV either side of it. For some reason, the padding on mainContent is ignored in both FF and IE.

WHY? It's fucking retarded. It shows correctly if I use my FF IE plugin.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:47, archived)

haha, you're doing three-column liquid layout
fuck that, it's for dullards who worry about XHTML compliance

PUT IT IN A TABLE AND STOP BEING A HTML NERD
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:49, archived)

I'm not worried about compliance you big mess.
It happens to suit my purposes.

YOU JUST DON'T KNOW WHY.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:51, archived)

every time I start on that 3 column CSS rubbish I end up scrapping it, it's more trouble than it's worth
but I'm bored so if you want to zip up some html and css I'll take a look at it for you
(

Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:55, archived)

or
you could try putting a div with 15px padding and 650px height inside #mainContent

that's the lazy way to fix it
(

Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 3:06, archived)

Yeah, but I found another way!
I just gave a margin to the two floating DIVs either side instead. FIXED.
(

Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 3:19, archived)

i've been tying knots in my penis
still struggling with the sheepshank
(

scott,, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:45, archived)

Oh Scott. You and your obsolete knots.

(

Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:54, archived)

done it.
found it was easier without a hard-on.
(

scott,, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 3:04, archived)

Hello folks!
I'm back from the pub. Marvelous! Good to see you all here, I hope you've all had the best of evenings. What's making you people happy at the moment?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)

I'm just happy in general.
What pub did you go to? Did you have a good time?
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:10, archived)

Well...
It all started in Canton, then onto that place in town, you know the one. That gatekeeper place, then onto that toucan place. It was pretty good, I drank gin.

Gin and me often get into a spat, gin often wins.

OH AND BY THE WAY, I couldn't find much to drink at home, apart from vodka and dr.pepper. It's actually quite nice.
(

The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)

Gin is never a good choice, personally.
It tastes a bit too much like depression. I'm glad you had a nice time.
(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)

Gin is misery, in most cases.
I like to think I've built up a tolerance.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:19, archived)

Was it one of those new-fangled pubs?
You know, the ones with beer and everything.
(noodle_6491, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)

No, it was one of the ones without beer.
You fucking spastic. How are you still alive?
(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:18, archived)

The ones near me only sell cheese and biscuits. I think it was partly the fault of Trevor McDonald, and his fancy new waistcoat.
(noodle_6491, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:19, archived)

He's a good man.
I'm glad he helped you through a tough time.
(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:26, archived)

It's my birthday!
And I'm revising, so absolutely nothing. *grumbles*
(real birthday, not b3ta birthday - that would be more of an occasion probably)
(noodle_6491, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
I hope you're an age that you want to be, or something.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:15, archived)

Does 18 count?
I don't have any ID yet, so I can't do anything interesting...
(noodle_6491, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:15, archived)

18 is a good age...
I remember when etc etc.

CONGRATULATIONS!
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)

Yay!

(noodle_6491, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:18, archived)

Happy Birthday!
you're legal! woo.

*sulks* wish I was fucking legal. Wait. that sounded wrong
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:39, archived)

fucking hell, could that post be any more dull?

(

Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:13, archived)

oh wait, I forgot about Pickle Fairy

(

Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:15, archived)

Hello gilgy wilgy meshy weshy!
I bet you're lovely really. Really really lovely.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)

if you all knew how lovely I've been to b3ta people over the last few weeks
you'd be shocked and stunned and slightly disappointed in me
(

Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:20, archived)

Don't worry, I'll keep this between you and me.
*wink*

Can't have you ruining your reputation now.
(

The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)

and the rest

(

scott,, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)

Such a bitch

(

Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:41, archived)

excuse me, standing right here!

(

Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:46, archived)

*says it to your face*

(

Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:47, archived)

Very little
I too was meant to be at the pub ce soir, but one by one my friends dropped out like dead flies!!

Oh how I yearn to be beered up to the mantits!
(WildType is remixing your mum, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:15, archived)

I've found that alot of my friends are shit.
Whittle it down to a small group of reliable friends, then drink and scoff at everyone else.
(

The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:20, archived)

A LOT
you fucking spastic
(

Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:28, archived)

I'd wager, that my blood alcohol level is considerably more than yours right now.
This must make me exempt from any mistakes and so on, or something.
(

The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:30, archived)

gastrophobia
(

Lightguy hail satan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:27, archived)

And here's Lightguy.
Always willing to bring the tone of the forum down to his level.
(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:30, archived)

nedroid too
(

Lightguy hail satan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:31, archived)

Although, I do love you.
In a way that's probably illegel in most countries.
(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:32, archived)

i'm going to be locking all the doors and windows from now on

(

Lightguy hail satan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:34, archived)

I'm already in your kitchen, making you breakfast.
How many sugars do you take in your coffee?
(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:36, archived)

Actually, instead of that, I'm going to bed.
Nighty night.
(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:37, archived)

goodnight
don't die suddenly in your sleep
(

Lightguy hail satan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:38, archived)

SEVEN!

(

The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:37, archived)

none, i'm sweet enough already

(

Lightguy hail satan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:38, archived)

This link doesn't work for me..
EDIT: Now it does. Well dones and such...
(

The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:31, archived)

Try it a second time.

(

Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:34, archived)

Vodka & Dr.Pepper.
Tastes quite nice actually.
(

The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:36, archived)

lulz
b3ta.belm.co.uk/b&
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:38, archived)

Good lord.
How did you manage that?
(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:41, archived)

hah, another thread
it's a 4chan link too, what a cunt!

img.4chan.org/b/src/1244333303111.jpg

Which are you?

I am God.
(

Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)

Economists do it with models.

(

ArthurTheRat, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcK2hRtIQ3E
(

Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)

I, too, am God
Behold my power RAAAAR
(WildType is remixing your mum, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)

I also am god
but the god of light and sound

oh yes.

This comes about as today I was playing with my mates new sound system.

Its made of magic

www.electrovoice.com/productfamilies/13.html

I am also drunked
(

TBL I posted this on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:58, archived)

EV are nice
But the sort of people who buy EV cabs tend to buy shit amps.

Like QSC or worse, MC2

The cabs are pretty good, but you need some worthy amps to drive em.
(flipper is going to die in a bizarre gardenning accident, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:06, archived)

I dunno.
That table is a load of bollocks, though.

/Mathematics & Computer Science
(MooCow_Byter, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:06, archived)

people like to be in tribes don't they?
someone should do the same chart but with race/skin colour/religion instead of what you did at GCSE, or whatever that is.
(

scott,, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)

:-)

(

Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:21, archived)

It's been long enough.
REPOST

b3ta.belm.co.uk/mykey
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)

Haha, fucking hell.
I've never seen that.
(

Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)

NEAR THE TOP.
I can hear my flatmates having sex. DO NOT WANT.
(

WHARRGARBL, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:21, archived)

Play Electric 6's "Gay Bar" on full volume.

(

The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)

I would if I had it.
For now it's "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo"
(

WHARRGARBL, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)

Oh dear. You can come share our living room with the rabbit.

(

Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)

You would not believe how long it took me to find the main door to your place.

(

WHARRGARBL, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)

Ha ha ha crude sexual innuendo here!

(

The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)

OH YOU CAD!

(

WHARRGARBL, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)

Are they fit?

(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)

You only ask about the GIRL!
COME ON, INTERNET!
(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)

I've a lot to learn about this internet business.

(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)

The best place to learn The Internet is
img.4chan.org/b/imgboard.html
(

Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:31, archived)

I'm still not sure what 4chan is.
It's a confusing place, seemingly filled with the mentally handicapped.
(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)

/b/ recently had it's 140 millionth post.
We're not even to 7 yet.

GET POSTING!
(

Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:43, archived)

No.

(

WHARRGARBL, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:29, archived)

Bang the walls and tell them to shut the fuck up.

(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:39, archived)

2006
The beginning of my trip to omgdrugzorz land.
(

Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)

YES!!!!

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)

HAHAHHA

(

WHARRGARBL, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:18, archived)

I can't believe that he is impotent and can't have children.
It's a sad state of affairs.
(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)

That's terrible news.

(

Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)

No, the terrible part is that it's probably not true.

(

Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)

Christ on a bike!
What the feck was that?
(WildType is remixing your mum, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:52, archived)

VUE CINEMAS ARE GAY.
"Technical Difficulties" my arse.

How were you last disappointed offline?
(

WHARRGARBL, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)

this post

(

ArthurTheRat, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)

CAPTAIN PREDICTABLE STRIKES AGAIN

(

ArthurTheRat, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)

pREDicatable!

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)

:D

(

ArthurTheRat, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)

OFFline.
Technically, this is online.
(

WHARRGARBL, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

Oh, I thought you said online

(

ArthurTheRat, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

Don't I look silly.

(

ArthurTheRat, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)

Yes.
:(
(

WHARRGARBL, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)

Most of last season.
:(
(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)

+ the
+twelve

+s
(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

Oh JMG.
I'm sure you'll be back, and everyone will love you.
(

WHARRGARBL, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

I was disappointed when I found out that Mykey couldn't have kids.
It must be a terrible time for him.
(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

I bet he adopts an African child

(

Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)

Not only that, he also suffers from erectile difficulties.

(

BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)

I'm sure he can overcome them by visualizing Thatcher's lady garden.

(

sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)

Sprinkles?
WHAT THE FUCK?
(

Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)

Fucking hell, it's you.

(

Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)

Pfft
First ive heard of it. Now, who are you again?
(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)

Right.
It's either Bud, Shambles or me.
Place your bets.
(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)

The whole of Brighton.

(

Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)

and hove?

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)

SHAM MASTER GEORBUD!

(

ArthurTheRat, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)

This is top quality.
But then I would say that, I'm probably all three of them.
(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)

I only just realised that you are an estate agent with a goatee.
:-(
(

Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)

I have shaved the goatee off since that picture was taken.
Also my hair is longer and I'm wearing different clothes.
And I'm not in the Celtic Manor.
(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)

And I'm a travel agent.
Which is only slightly less depressing.
(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)

I'm JackAction.

(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)

Excellent stuff

(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)

I watched Planes, Trains and Automobiles
it wasn't as good as I'd heard
(

St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

i'm a natural pessimist
i'm never disappointed
(

scott,, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)

I have such low expectations of my local cinema
it never disappoints me.

However, his is the best thing I have ever seen on the internet.

It is probably kind of NSFW. It's not actual porn or anything, but I bet you don't want your boss to catch you looking at it.

rule34.com/view/447/DONALD%20tubbob/
(

Mystery_Bob, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)

pfft
Rule 34 is the best rule.
(

Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:52, archived)

Good lord.
This makes you wonder about the kind of folk who use the internet :(
(

Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)

see, i don't want to look at that
but it is hypnotic
(

spacefish bong!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)

pop
pop
pop
pop

aaargh no

pop
pop
pop
pop
(

spacefish bong!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)

Those bubbles.
Can't not watch...
(

Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)

Aw, that'd be rather irritating :(
Not at all. I won the pool at the pub, hurray.
(

Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)

offline has been a series of triumphs for me lately
i cannot complain
(

spacefish bong!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)

Good evening, internet.
I ate a yoghurt and tidied the house. GOOD TIMES!

What are you doing?
(

The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

You do this shit on purpose.

(

BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

I swear, it's just bad timing.
:(((
(

The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

Every time?
Methinks the lady doth protest too much.
(

BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

Every time.

(

The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)

Listening to the Travelling Wilburys.
Aw yeah.
(

St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

smokin a fag

(

scott,, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

Hello hello!
good to see y'all again.

I'm in bed but I should get up and revise. but can't be arsed just yet.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

You're going to fail all of you exams.

(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)

Shan't. /blows rasperry
got marks back for four of them already*. Tuesday I have psych (easy as piss) and biology (the one I need to study for).
I won't fail.
I won't post unless asked in case you think i'm bragging*
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)

I passed all of my exams,
but didn't do any of my coursework. This is why I ultimately failed my GCSEs. I wasn't really bothered to be honest, as it never stopped me from getting a job.

This could be because I am awesome at interviews.
(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)

I do all the coursework and exams.
my bosses are usually pretty good about my school schedule and my work schedule. Worked a saturday night yesterday for the first time after being closed for a month, and it was fucking *mental*.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)

Yesterday was Friday,
you crazy upside down lady.
(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)

well your midnight is our 9 am. And it's Sunday here.
you freaks are all behind on the times. :P
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)

IT'S ALL THE QUEEN'S LAND.

(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)

that don't mean diddly squat over here sunshine.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)

That's pretty much what I've been doing for the past month.

(

St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)

Listening to trance and that

(

weaver., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)

I AM ALSO DOING THIS

(

Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)

I'm packing ready to move out.
Although I won't be moving out for another week and a bit.
(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)

well hey.
At least this way you'll be prepared and on moving day you won't have to be stressing.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)

Are you me?
Because that sounds just like me
(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)

I thought I'd have a lot more shit than I did,
so I was gonna start today and work my way slowly through it... but most of it is already packed up :(
(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)

My new house is going to be completely empty :S

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)

I just want to get myself a nice flat with a nice telly and nice neighbours.

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)

The nice telly was ordered this morning :)
I'm not sure what my neighbours are gonna be like, not that there is any real way to tell until after you have moved in
(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)

To be completely honest,
I'd quite like a go on Lily Allen's fanny.
(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)

you sick sick fucker.
that is all I wish to say on the matter. :-P
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)

I've had some very excitable texts from O**line *irl who's out in town.
Describing slow then quick moving strings of lights in the sky, like landing aircraft through the city centre sky. At quite low an altitude.
My guess is Chinese Lanterns, from what's been described.

Another insight for you JMG fact finders.
(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

JMG MUST HAVE POSTED. :-(

(

The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

So Mykey's reproductive organs don't work then eh?

(

BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

It's a good job he can't see this.

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

No no, of course he can't.
Certainly not.
(

BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

I hear he's firing blanks.

(

Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

So he can't reproduce?
This is terrible, absolutely true, news.
(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)

I feel that the internet should be made more aware of this terrible news
so he can be supported in his time of need.
(

BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)

I expect his completely real girlfriend is devastated.

(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)

What's JMG's opinion on the film
Drag me to Hell?
(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

Haven't seen it. Horror's not my bag, etc.

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

speaking of google
#1 result for "att*ntion wh*ring n**dy sh*tc*nt" is ...
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

Wikipedia mods are such wankers.
I wasn't even vandalizing it.
(

BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

Wait, what.

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

I've been banned for trying to add stuff to the Wormulus article.

(

BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

Elton john

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

Friz?

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WHARRGARBL, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

I'm going to do more of these
for a certain few select b3tans
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

DO ME!

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

By which I mean have anal intercourse with me.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

give me four distinct and searchable words to describe yourself
then wait about a fortnight while google updates its index
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)

Karl Hysteria is OUTSIDE OUR FLAT.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)

Is he holding a boom-box over his head,
blasting out power ballads?
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)

same here.

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scott,, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)

Woah!

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)

well he's not inside it anyway, and never will be.

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scott,, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)

Save me, internet!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brayndedd

Bollocks, they got me.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

Pfft

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

I'm on my final warning about the Wormulus page.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)

rofl dynamic IP address
I could well fuck it over all night
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)

Yeah, I made an account.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)

MY SISTER HAS NO MOLARS

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

*Head in hands*

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

She should have taken better care of her teeth then.
The toothbrush retard.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

She got them removed as she didn't brush them as she was silly.
I just remembered.
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Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

Oh, oh well

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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

Well, in her defense, there could be another reason
I'm about to lose a molar to due a sinus in my jaw. |Caused by a surgeon.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

Not everyone is a monstrous wrongface and requires extensive surgery though.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

*mutley laughs*

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)

You should have sued him or her.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

how does she smell??

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

Like a rancid whores minge

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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

after one sniff
ive evolved nose caps
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

It's the taste
mmmm
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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

For fuck's sake.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

You've completely spoiled WBs thread.
You callous whore.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

how does she chew meat properly?

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

She doesn't like meat much.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

What kind of day have you had b3ta.
I've been out with the kids walking along the coastline, then to a friends for drinks and singstar.

I'm now watching Azumanga Daioh with the kids whilst enjoying fortified wine.

Do you enjoy
being ounched in the face by a person you aren;t having sex with?
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

What?

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

Words and stuff.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/bmp/lolwormuluswiki.bmp
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

excellent

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

That is an awesome anime.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

Yes it is.
The kids love it.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

WHAT, INTERNET?

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

I'm explaining that I enjoyed a day out,
then the company of friends, now I have booze.

On your way, as it were.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

It's the last bit I think we have most issues with.
As a user of the English language.
The rest is fine.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

I see what you mean.
It's all wrong, I think I'll change it.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

I'm just getting ready to go out
My fella's on about spoiling it by getting a cab home at 3am, and I want to stay there til 7.30!
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

Then do that.
You tell him, the internet said so.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

I've never been in a real fight.
Which is a good thing, as I'm a huge wuss.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

I've not been in a real fight.
Though, I nearly went and spoke to the people who said my son should get a haircut the short arse cunt.

Pick your battles with shirt people.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

I had to help get a 90kg fridge up the stairs to my flat
fucked up my back in the process and have been sitting very still with periods of hobbling about since. Played WoW, forgot to eat dinner. Going to bed in a minute.

Singstar is great fun.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

Yes it is.
You are too small to be moving fridges, next time get a hunky dude to do your biding.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

i love that cartoon,
i have the box set and had the theme tune as my ringtone for a while
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

I'd appreciate the theme.
If you still have it, I should buy the dvds
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

i have the comics it was based on as well
always makes me laugh, ill try and see if the theme is on my computer somewhere
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

Hello chubby failures. What's the hot internet topics?
JMG is here. Your internet is now anywhere up to 98.5% more serious.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

cheese

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

I'm plotting something frankly hilarious, JMG.
It's all top secret, mind.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

*Firm handshakes*

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sebastian_Winnett
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

*proper lols*

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

now let's all join the discussion and plead with them not to delete it!

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

Or we could just put it all back up if they do.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

yeah, we could do that instead

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

ROFLEDITED.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

Bah, fucking cluebot.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

apparently adding the words "He loves the cock" is "not constructive"
wankers
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

Haha
Fucking wiki virgins.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

I'd say "he loves the cock" would be the only verifiable fact on that page

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

'Cock' was what got it edited.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

ROFLANDAGAIN

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

He quite loves scarves.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

and the cock
let's not forget that Wormulus is a massive closet homosexual who secretly craves penis
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)

Well the scarf wearing didn't go down well.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

Who's that?

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

it's Wormulus' page that he made himself

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

Wormulus.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

you'll never guess what, planearm's been watching television!
imagine that!
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

I want my Zattoo to show me only what other b3tans are watching.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

i've completed two metroid games in two days
*morph balls*
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Lightguy hail satan, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

I don't know what this is, but I give a thumbs up on this.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

You have tiny plasticine balls?
Bless.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

I bet they were the two easiest ones.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

nope, they were the two most medium ones

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Lightguy hail satan, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

jacket potatoes
and how they can solve the third world food shortage.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)


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       |'-=-'|
       |happy|
       |b3ta |
       | day |
       |Zuki |
       '.___.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)

cheers guv.

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

the brilliant thing is, they could solve the food problem and the clothing problem in one go
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vladimir, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

Happy joining forum day.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

I've just packaged all my randomburn discs.

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WHARRGARBL, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

Dogs and cheese.
It's another exciting night of internet. Someone might cry if we make fun of their blog enough.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

As a fattie on the internets I endorse this topic

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

Leslie Crowther and Nazis
It's like a pixel version of Channel Five
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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

It is?
Oh Can I move to a less serious internet.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

I have a theory about Aberdeen.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

Noits randomburn.
I have the package here.
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WHARRGARBL, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

I've only had one bloody randomburn
don't know why I bothered.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

I've got one from GRoS and one from Jorvic.
And I know for definate that 3 of my list have gotten mine.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

I've had 2 so far.
They've both been CDs in jiffy bags. No thought or anything.
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WHARRGARBL, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

Well bring it here, chop chop.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

That requires movement.
GAZ INCOMING.
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WHARRGARBL, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

I heard that he's impotent and/or sterile.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

Me too.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

Is anyone STILL watching Big Brother?

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)

In its defence, it's more interesting than you.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)

*clicks*

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

I would like to point out that I am in no way suggesting that Big Brother is in any way interesting.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

I wish mongy would move the bingo to tonight.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

No it finished twenty minutes ago.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

FUCKING SHUT UP ABOUT TELEVISION YOU TEDIOUS WANKER

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

i thought big brother watched you

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

I'm not
They lost it after series 2 when they thought that putting wacky, crazy, or self confessed mad people in would be a good idea, whereas it's more interesting to see "normal" people slowly fall apart. Not that I watched much of series 1 or 2, but I haven't watched any since.
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magnum, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

*beetroot cheeks*
My thread delete, most sorry, still, despite many years of popping in here, still am thick enough to be clueless on which board is for which thing. *breathes through mouth*
(trumplefahrt, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

Fuck off.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

>:(
I do not like you.
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WHARRGARBL, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)

Here we go again...

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)

You fat handed twat.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)

I'VE BEEN TO BEESTON

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

You have?
The right one or the other pretenders? Why?
(trumplefahrt, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)

My gran lives in Attenborough,
had to go to Beeston to get the train because of the engineering.
My dad used to work there.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)

Lovely
Attenborough is ace, and has according to the BBC, one of the top eco-destinations in the world, though I suspect a back-hander was involved in this choice.
(trumplefahrt, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)

The swans used to fucking terrify me when I was four.
The nature reserve is ace, though, was there last Christmas for the first time in ages.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

The swans are hippies compared to some of the more
bold Canada geese. They can sense a half-stale chunk of Warburtons from a hundred yard.
(trumplefahrt, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

Oh yes this is a view I remember
Cloud factories
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)

I used to live in Beeston.

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)

I AM BEESTON.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)

But you've never been to me

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magnum, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)

BEESTON
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)

fuck off cripplecock

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)

hey thats okay don't worry or about it. or worry about it. i can't offer any expert advice either way. sorry, forum banter. no offence
bingo times
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)

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