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AB what a sick fuck
imagine if aliens came to earth and that was the first thing they read.. SHOCKING!

so what is the best thing for new aliens to read?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)

QOTW.
They'd be scared off by all the rock hard drug taking, filly shagging, autistic uncle fuckers.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)

good point
*does an amazing back flip and lands on two badgers that drive him to heaven*
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)

daily mail

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)

BNP pamphlets.
then they can fuck off home...
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

AB wants aliens to read his posts
so they can anal probe him.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

one of your dull semi-literate posts

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

I'd like to change my answer to 'Sammi's posts'.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

I'd do Sammi but I'd be thinking of John Merrick

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

JOSEPH
HIS SHITTING NAME WAS JOSEPH.
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SuperMatt, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

oh fucking shut up

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

he may have meant
this dude
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

they need to as she keeps them up to date.
after all she is their secret agent hidden amongst us.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

If aliens came to earth
I wouldn't expect them to use the internet for at least a year. Why? Because first they'd have to apply for council housing, they'd have to learn our language, figure out how to pay utility bills, etc. They'd be too busy to set up internet connectivity.
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SuperMatt, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)

aliens stole our bog roll?

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)

yeah but,
the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one they say
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

BUT STILL THEY COME

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SuperMatt, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

of course they do
looking at all that alien porn.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

Filthy bastards.

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SuperMatt, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

I am knackard and starving
I don't like London :( it's a scary place.
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Mrs Sp@m, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

i quite like london
i was there all weekend. it was fun.
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

All me brevin' down me yard' yet nobody crotched !

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

yeah, probably!

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

it's lovely
next time you're down get in touch.. we'll show you a brighter side
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)

i woke up laughing today.
/ac
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

Worrying

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

when are we fucking of to cypress?

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)

They'd be too preoccupied dancing in our entrails
and making vases out of our skulls to read.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

oh man, that's some sexy imagery right there

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

*boogies*
*loops a oesophagus around your neck and draws you closer*
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

if only toploader had released 'dancing in the entrails' instead
maybe we wouldn't all hate them as much
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

Hahaha!

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

morning UToL
may the many blessaings of packham be upon you
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

and may puffins wing there way to you.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

Morning poo.
Low on odour but slighly loose consistency with an excess on wipeage and splash.

Nondescript.

5/10
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 7:30, archived)

make it explode
and i'll give you your own mtv series
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spacefish bong!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 7:44, archived)

It did yesterday :(

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 7:45, archived)

Oh Dear!

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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 7:48, archived)

A common surname amongst Irish stags.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 7:51, archived)

Whale Oil Beef Hooked

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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 7:57, archived)

*plays papa roach soundtrack*

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spacefish bong!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 7:57, archived)

**turns it off again **

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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:39, archived)

i had chilli-con-carne yesterday, but just before serving my wife added some beans that were only half-cooked.
now my chod's coming out like a nuggety picnic bar
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 7:57, archived)

Whilst watching transformers 2 yesterday, I had a awful stomach cramp during the last 3 minutes of the film
When the movie was over, I had to rush to the loo and there I too had a full blown series of explosions and tense moments.

I felt I got my monies worth.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:09, archived)

Like a flock of doves through the eye of a needle?

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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:14, archived)

I do believe it transformed into something
but I would not allow kids to play with it.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:14, archived)

Have you seen DOGMA?

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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:15, archived)

Golgotha ?

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turb0t, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:16, archived)

It is biblical to an extent..
But there is a cracking shitmonster scene
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:19, archived)

best shitmonster is in weird science.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:31, archived)

i've seen weird science
but I dont reacll a shit monster.
Or am I think ing of a different film ?
This was the 80's film where they wore bras on their heads and had a 8bit computer that made a perfect woman ? is that right ?
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turb0t, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:35, archived)

chet...the shit monster
ohhh come on.

images.dawgsports.com/images/admin/Chet_monster_version.jpg
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:38, archived)

now I see it
yes I do remember it now.
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turb0t, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:41, archived)

Albino poo ?

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turb0t, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:15, archived)

Did you like the film?

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Mrs Sp@m, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:29, archived)

loved it

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:31, archived)

YOU ALL DISGUST ME
outrageous beasts
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:13, archived)

Morning poo:
shit
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SuperMatt, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:18, archived)

MY BACK HURTS

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:28, archived)

Where?
why? I strained my stomach muscles yesterday.
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:38, archived)

Across the top, near my neck and down near my hips. I really don't know why :(

I'm off to the doctors in a bit for them to tell me they can't do anything and to take painkillers.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:40, archived)

get a new one
possibly a taller one
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)

I'm quite happy with my height thanks
:(
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)

then why the sad face?

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)

you're horrible about my height
and I'm in pain
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)

i suppose you don't have to do as much cooking if you can't reach the pans

daww, i'm just kidding. anyway, wait until utol gets here, he'll tell you a thing or two about pain
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)

without reading the context of the thread in which you had posted
I thought you were listing up the places you liked to be kissed.
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turb0t, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)

I have not had one yet
As one of my drivers managed to slam his pinky in a door when leaving his house and as a result - Lidl marketing department are pissed off with me for the second time in a week.
This is not a good day.
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:36, archived)

makes lidl difference though does it

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:39, archived)

aargh! another shit joke
you make them aldi time
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)

I'd very much like to ban the use of
*hugs* and the word 'fluffy' from these boards.

Who will join me on this noble quest?
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 3:48, archived)

nyom

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 3:50, archived)

awwww...
does someone need a hug?
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 4:02, archived)

fuck you
you fucking.. *hugs*
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 22 Jun 2009, 4:38, archived)

(see those numbers.. those time numbers.. that's witchcraft you dead fuck)

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 22 Jun 2009, 4:55, archived)

let's see what the judges think about this ...

[Y] [O] [U] [ ] [D] [U] [L] [L] [ ] [P] [R] [I] [C] [K] 
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 5:53, archived)

.. | .-.. --- ...- . | -.-- --- ..- | --..-- | | .-- .. .-.. .-.. | -.-- --- ..- | -... . .- .-. | --- ..- .-. | -.. . .- ..-. | -.-. .... .. .-.. -.. .-. . -.
[I] [ ] [L] [O] [V] [E] [ ] [Y] [O] [U]

\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 6:06, archived)

you're shit at b3ta

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 6:15, archived)

but well done with copy-pasting from the morse code translator page there

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 6:20, archived)

will you be my friend?

(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 6:24, archived)

www.gilgamesh.zen.co.uk/images/dullprick.gif
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 6:29, archived)

I am very glad that you checked my posts before certifying me
This proves you are thorough.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 6:31, archived)

k
I'll just wander off and do something else until the interesting people get here
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 6:32, archived)

See you in march then?

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 7:26, archived)

lol
lol
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 6:51, archived)

I recommend this "James May on the Moon" thing that was on the BBC tonight.
Another insight.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:43, archived)

no wonder the BBC are in financial trouble if they're spending the license fee on sending presenters to the moon

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Lightguy hail satan, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:45, archived)

That was... insightful.
I just finished watching Terminator 2, I would recommend it heartily.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:45, archived)

Had you never seen it before?

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 3:12, archived)

I'm organising a protest

[J] [M] [G] [ ] [I] [S] [ ] [B] [A] [L] [D] 
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 3:11, archived)

Why does half life 2 keep freezing Gilgers?
I mean, its obviously graphics card related but shit will hardly go much lower and FUCJJDKJ|ARRRRRGH
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 3:15, archived)

God is taking revenge on you for being cruel to b3tans

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 3:17, archived)

or maybe it's overheating
try running your computer with the case open

or upgrade it from the 486 processor to a proper Pentium 2 like the pro gamers use these days
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 3:20, archived)

Ahh that's probably it actually. I seem to remember missing or forgetting to buy a fan when I put this shit piece together.
I'll just continuously blow on it while I play.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 3:21, archived)

you fucking idiot

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 3:25, archived)

that game's five years old, and you're having trouble with it graphically?
SHAMEFUL
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Lightguy hail satan, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 3:21, archived)

I'm pretty sure my graphics card is just emo at times.
No problems with L4D, no problems with Fallout 3 but try playing the poker dice game on Witcher or a few levels in Portal and it'll cut itself.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 3:23, archived)

Could be the screen resolution too thinking about it.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 3:24, archived)

and update your graphics card drivers
game developers are wankers, they write code that uses the latest driver features and don't bother checking if the driver is installed
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 3:26, archived)

I updated them earlier but it didn't seem to do anything.
I'll just have to run it with the case open, on the lowest resolution possible, with the least amount of graphics possible and not enjoy it at all.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 3:29, archived)

I stopped caring about this ten minutes ago

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 3:32, archived)

It was the fan comment wasn't it?

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 3:38, archived)

*Internet tantrum in front of the girls*

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 3:17, archived)

tedium

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 22 Jun 2009, 4:45, archived)

This is my most popular post ever on /talk.
www.b3ta.com/talk/5213281

What's yours?
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:43, archived)

I am
and they all say 'fuck off sammi'
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6243411
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:45, archived)

this one
www.b3ta.com/talk/4195865

edit:

also I have the new VNV nation album therefore i am very happy
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TBL I posted this on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)

*firm handshake*

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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:47, archived)

'tis most excellent
and I have only heard a couple of tracks so far :-)

I take it you have it?
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TBL I posted this on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:48, archived)

I've heard a few tracks and thoroughly enjoyed it

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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)

you do have a gaz like

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:52, archived)

Thanks, like
I'm acting on it now!
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/4885262
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/5297204

this one may be on equal footing or second place, i don't know www.b3ta.com/talk/6023347
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Lightguy hail satan, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:45, archived)

Quality.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:48, archived)

Second one is even better.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)

i do try

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Lightguy hail satan, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/5770982
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:45, archived)

Marvellous stuff.
Very christmassy.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)

It's a shame I'm now on ultimate block.
:(
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)

Sounds like a Streetfighter move.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:52, archived)

There's an E Honda joke I'm not going to use.
As I'm too engrossed with Top Gear.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:53, archived)

Honda hahahaha
did the character have an accord.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:58, archived)

this one
here
www.b3ta.com/talk/6243781
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:45, archived)

I think you know mine.
Have the third best, www.b3ta.com/talk/3739596
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:45, archived)

HAHA, I like that.

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)

I wish that had been my most popular.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:04, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/2211130
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:46, archived)

I'm so classy.
www.b3ta.com/talk/4858469
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:46, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)

Oh my

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:53, archived)

Not as classy as my third best:
www.b3ta.com/talk/3410894
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Druid, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)

Whaddya mean? That's HOT.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:13, archived)

Some girls have no patience.

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Druid, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:31, archived)

Whoops.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)

Me too :(
www.b3ta.com/talk/6173428

*internet over sharer fives*
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:20, archived)

I come from a long line of oversharers.
If I was from a normal family I wouldn't be able to say with confidence that I have slept with more people than my grandma but fewer than my mum.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:22, archived)

Ha ha ha excellent.

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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)

When do you find out your results?
I get them on Wednesday arvo. I'm well nervous.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:28, archived)

1st July.
I'm pretty terrified but I guess there's no need to be, it's not like I can change them if they're awful.

I'm sure you'll have done great.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:30, archived)

Yeah same really. Just dunno how I'll react if it turns out that my best isn't good enough...
anyway, bed time nanight love x and everyone else x
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:34, archived)

Aww, see, mine is lovely:
www.b3ta.com/talk/4883804

The others are my comments on JMG being a rapist and on raping 13 year old girls.
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:46, archived)

If you want to be popular. You have a go at JMG.
It's a clickable treat for the overweight.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)

haha: http://www.b3ta.com/talk/4066488

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)

Good lord.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:53, archived)

i no.

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)

Lordycake!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)

what actually happened with that?

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Lightguy hail satan, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)

Basically, my friend/supervisor made us both employment references to prove we were employed to get a new flat
and blah blah blah, turns out he faked the signatures of the MD, they found out, pinned a load of shit on us both and sacked us both for gross misconduct & fraud.
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)

the faked signature was enough
you could have been arrested for that you know. (if they could have proved you knew)
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TBL I posted this on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)

I fancy men a bit, after reading that.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)

Aww, he is fucking lovely though really.

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)

He didn't come out when I went to that one bash that time.
I'm never going to another bash ever again so I bet he's smarting mightily now.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:58, archived)

Yeah, the small bash. I cant believe the indian man asked if I live with my mum :(

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)

God, that brings back memories!

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)

Same here.
Mainly bad ones, or confused recollections of evenings late last year spent in a state near-delirious drunkenness.

This is why (unlike certain sad wankers) I never search for my own name.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)

Hahaha
Mine is ace!
www.b3ta.com/talk/4108590
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:53, archived)

haha

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)

yes indeed

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)

Mine's not dead right.
www.b3ta.com/talk/2870561

I prefer the second one:
www.b3ta.com/talk/6066773
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Druid, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)

You would you horrible rapey bully.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)

Were you ever around for Merv Skilton all those years ago?
This all reminded me of him.
His idea to get 200,000,000 hits on his site didn't quite work, despite spamming here and elsewhere.

www.shamozzle.com/Mervs200MillionHitHomepage.html

The twat.
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Druid, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:06, archived)

I missed that.
Looks like it was no great loss.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:09, archived)

This is a good 'un.
www.b3ta.com/talk/6000261

I shamelessly stole these two jokes from the goaste joke list. But this is the best response to a Syncubus thread, ever.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)

Oh man, I liked those scores posts.

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)

That
is ace.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)

I was THERE man.
It's probably really arrogant of me but I've been laughing at some of my own pictures.

www.b3tards.com/u/63e645c3826fa9bc7564/lullz.jpg
www.b3tards.com/u/63e645c3826fa9bc7564/round5.jpg
www.b3tards.com/u/63e645c3826fa9bc7564/jesusloveseveryone.jpg
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)

haha

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)

It would be a much surer sign of arrogance if they weren't funny.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)

They are brilliant though.
*clicks*
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)

A lot of my most popular posts are retorts to Syncubus.
www.b3ta.com/talk/5268012
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:10, archived)

My best response to a Syncubus thread is this:
www.b3ta.com/talk/5753671
(

Druid, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:10, archived)

This was in reference to Captain Hoodbutter's problem passing kidney stones.
b3ta.com/talk/5253358
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)

oh err missus

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:58, archived)

*hides*

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)

I'm properly aroused.

(

Druid, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)

I'm like a sexy meat catheter

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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:18, archived)

Crikey o'reily.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)

I've got an erection all over again.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)

meh
www.b3ta.com/talk/3005561
night
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:22, archived)

Obviously I missed Top Gear tonight
Is Michael Schumacher really the stig?
(

Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)

No.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)

he was just a guest then?

(

Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)

Yes.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)

They had Schumacher come in dressed as The Stig.
Then at the end they kind of made it clear that Schumacher wasn't really The Stig.
(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)

When did "no added sugar" become a synonym for "full of sweetners?"
lol airline food
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)

It's unlikely

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WHARRGARBL, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)

Can't you change the Quiz night to Sunday.
Doesn't mongy do bingo on Saturdays and wouldn't a quiz night be a lot better than "what film should i watch" night? And I can play then, which is secretly all I care about. Actually it's not really a secret anymore.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)

Oh go on then.

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WHARRGARBL, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)

Wow, didn't really expect that to work.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)

To be totally honest, the Sunday works better from my point of view.
And with that, bed.
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WHARRGARBL, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)

I don't know
But a few people on Facebook were saying something about it
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)

Cracking insight.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)

.. | .-.. --- ...- . | -.-- --- ..- | --..-- | | .-- .. .-.. .-.. | -.-- --- ..- | -... . .- .-. | --- ..- .-. | -.. . .- ..-. | -.-. .... .. .-.. -.. .-. . -.

(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)

.-.. --- .-..

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)

I highly doubt my children would be deaf

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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)

Pardon?

(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)

She said
.. .----. -- / .- / ... .--. .- ... - .. -.-. / -... .-. .- .. -. .-- .-. --- -. --.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:29, archived)

Ah I see
(but can't hear, give me money govt.)
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)

.. | .... .. --. .... .-.. -.-- | -.. --- ..- -... - | -- -.-- | -.-. .... .. .-.. -.. .-. . -. | .-- --- ..- .-.. -.. | -... . | -.. . .- ..-.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:31, archived)

I don't actually care.
.

See that's how little I care.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)

didn't you observe my humourous t-shirt? it clearly says that ~I~ am the stig

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Lightguy hail satan, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)

I hope it was
so i can DIE HAPPY
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)

Brainiac/Ralph who used to come on here
has worked with Hammond and the Stig, he said he knew who it was but wouldn't tell. He intimated that there are several 'Stigs', mostly ex formula 1 drivers.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)

Sorry
I was being sarcastic. Thanks for the interest though.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)

*cries*
*runs away*
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:31, archived)

hmm
I liked you when you tried to be helpful, but I lost a whole lot of respect when you did that whole 'asterisks as actions' thing you internet types seem so keen on.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)

No.
Have a go at World of Warcraft users.
There's much more to upset, there.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)

CHEERS
EFF YOU GOBLIN BOY WHERE'S YOUR SWORD NOW EH?
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:45, archived)

I feel judged and hurt.
I may have to go and seek internet validation somewhere else.
Oh I am crushed.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:42, archived)

21 days 3 times on the popular board.
THAT'S A ONCE A WEEK HIT RATE BABYBOY

fuck me, I'm ace.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)

LOOK AT ME!

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)

NO
NEVER
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:29, archived)

Yeah but you're only 'virtually' popular.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)

That'll do.
In reality, I'm a fat spastic.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)

if you mention it more you're likely to get on there again

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Lightguy hail satan, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:37, archived)

It's a risk I'm willing to take.

(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)

+ POPULAR PAGE

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:39, archived)

4 MORE YEARS
4 MORE YEARS
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)

The popular page
is an ever-changing catalogue of unremitting shite.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)

I don't care, I'm drunk.
I heart my new job.

And tomorrow I am swimming an shoe shopping.
Then Tuesday and Wednesday I am girlfriending and catching up with friends.
Then Thursday I am lunching.

Woop.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:43, archived)

Your flouncing predictions, please...
After wormulus' world classic hate-list, who's your next guess for /talk's most likely candidate to go on an Olympic-calibre flounce?
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)

Couldn't this be your first post.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)

i do care
about improving the general quality of the questions.
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)

*nods*

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)

Thinking of which, where the fuck did Bou go?

(

TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)

She'll be back
like a dog returning to its vomit.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)

lovely image...
though if she were a labrador, she'd most likely be heading back to a turd, rather than the vomit...
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)

She was permanently banned.
I assume you know that she was Cronk.
(

WHARRGARBL, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)

Cronk?
Is that some sort of disease?
(

Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)

FUCKING HELL

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)

If it's a username, then OMG, I'm not on b3ta enough!

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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:13, archived)

You honestly don't know of Cronk?

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WHARRGARBL, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)

I bet even Gordon Browns heard of Cronk

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)

Nope

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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:18, archived)

FUCKING HELL

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:18, archived)

Okay.
Long story short, she signed up as Cronk. Everyone loved Cronk. Cronk was Bou.
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WHARRGARBL, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:21, archived)

It was fun while it lasted.
She must have pissed in her pants at the whole thing.
(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)

I think you are on b3ta quite enough.

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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)

That was her?
There wasn't the usual "no no, I'm not Bou really, never heard of her in my life" malarkey you get with multiply-banned, newly-accounted folk.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:11, archived)

Yeah.
cr3 did some checks. Came back with a South African IP, and also a sign up email that was Boudicca backwards, or something.
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WHARRGARBL, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)

On the money again there.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)

Ha.
Yeah, that's pretty unambiguous. Some people never learn.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)

Karl speaks the truth.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)

Onto Gonzo's board, if I remember rightly.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)

I don't think anyone bothers anymore.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)

Oh that little barrel of laughs?
I got banned because I swore I think.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)

I could have come back if I apologised but what's the point in doing something wrong if you're only going to apologise afterwards.
The apologetic lack any sort of conviction.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)

It's probably because you were stinking the place up.

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)

It was because I didn't put *hugs* or a kiss at the end of my posts.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:11, archived)

Yeah, that's what it was, stinky.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)

Wormulus.
Sammi I hope.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)

It'll be some unknown bluenamer, like that Wildheart Baby or something.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)

Ha.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)

lolollo
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:11, archived)

Ha you clicked your own profile.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:13, archived)

How else am I going to check all the links in it work correctly?

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:18, archived)

Do I look like some kind of guru or something.

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:21, archived)

Someone full of hateful resentment and an insatiable hunger for attention.
Which could be just about anyone, frankly.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)

Don't bring Gilgers into this.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:19, archived)

all of them

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Lightguy hail satan, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)

You're not my mum
.
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)

You mean to say I come in after a hard day at work and this is the best you can do?
*goes to fridge for a cold beer and waits for it to improve*
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)

Good luck with that.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)

when I say hard day, it wasn't really that hard
not many people catch a bus at 12:15am so it's mainly driving on my own most of the night
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:00, archived)

Where do you drive buses?
What town, I mean.

EDIT: MNRGH
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)

a popular seaside town
(up norf)
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)

Not blackpool, is it?
I'd hate to live there.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)

i am truly sorry.
i'll come up with something better. you whining, snivelling cunt.
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)

WOO HOO
Slippery one here.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)

Jog on
cockface.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)

Seriously it's fucking shit tonight.
Really shit. Just scroll down a bit. There were some witty plays on "what film should I watch" which included "what film shouldn't I watch" and then, out of the hilarious blue, "what film should I watch."
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)

I've bookmarked the shit out of it

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)

I am y'know.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)

mum? really?
is it you, at long last?
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)

It is, now clean your fucking room.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)

Re: Water deposit tanks Quote ref CSQ267
/ac
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)

This place has become interminable in the last 2 hours.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)

sunday nights
are usually pretty crap, to be fair
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)

It's good that you're making absolutely no effort to remedy this.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)

Don't you mean monday mornings?

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)

nah.
i'm off in the colonies. still sunday night here
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)

I've got a bigger winkie

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)

Oh come on.
Me being called a prick was better than this.
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WHARRGARBL, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)

You're not my Dad

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)

and what does he do?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)

About half six, dear

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)

I don't give a damn.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)

That's what you think.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)

Yeah, that's right

(

Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)

Good to know.
I heard when your mother gave birth, the midwife slapped her.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)

Your Mum
has seen more stiffs than Quincy.
ROLF.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)

Your mum has been diagnosed more times than dick van dyke.

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)

You are

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)

You fat smell.

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)

Your Mum is really nice

(

wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)

She birthed me.
I'm glad for that.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)

well now it's past midnight i can Definetly say
yes i am.. and your bitch of a mother has a cast iron uterues.. we tried EVERYTHING!
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)

and you're not my dad

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Lightguy hail satan, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)

Glad we've cleared that up

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)

srsly 300% profit on AFC Energy shares starts Tuesday.

(

mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:52, archived)

Damn, it would be nice to have a piece of that action.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)

Applying for temporary work is fucking shit.
Who wants to employ me?
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WHARRGARBL, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

i don't even want to reply to you
let alone employ you
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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

thats a bit harsh
kick a poor soul when they're down, why dont you.
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)

it's my patented motivation technique
knock 'em right down, build them back ten times stronger
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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)

well, fair enough
you carry on then.
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)

wow
that is some serious lurking

and no karl deserves it as he used to be a good guy than turned into a prick
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)

Wait, whut.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)

lurking?
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=30786

karl? we had some good talks about music then he went all alpha.. which i kind of boring and incongruous especially with the music we were talking about
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)

I do not remember this, at all.

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WHARRGARBL, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)

You've forgotten the people you talked to.
Typical celebrity.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)

*absent mindedly signs autographs*

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WHARRGARBL, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)

well it was a while ago.. probably when you first joined
no big deal
just saying like
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)

*poses for photograph*

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WHARRGARBL, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)

?
please stop being a twat.. you help grow the steryotype that people into altenative/experimantal music are full of themselves

*eats cake*
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)

I'm a celebrity. Wildheart said so.
Would you like to buy my autobiography?
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WHARRGARBL, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)

Now that is celebrity.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)

good for you
and no thanks
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)

You said he was a prick.
Not quite just saying like.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)

I see.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)

I turned into a prick?

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WHARRGARBL, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)

Man, you used to be cool.

(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

Careful there.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)

Dunno
can you keep me out of prison?
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

Definitely.

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WHARRGARBL, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

Great
I'll keep on fucking kids then.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)

evidently no one

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Lightguy hail satan, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

I would, if we had any jobs going.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

10p an hour to
stop posting
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)

So that'd be £2.40 a day.
In a month, about £70 ish.

This sounds good.
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WHARRGARBL, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)

start now

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)

Pay me first.

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WHARRGARBL, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)

have you ever been paid before doing a months work?
if so.. try them they are obviously idiots
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)

I know of some vacancies in logistics.
Can you get to Doncaster or Sherburn in Elmet?
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)

No :(
Thanks for being helpful.
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WHARRGARBL, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)

Can you fix computers?

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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)

Not really.
I can pretend to.
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WHARRGARBL, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)

Nah, we're looking for very experienced peoples, I'm afraid

(

Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)

Haha I know!
has anyone else had a similarly exciting and humorous encounter with the world of work?
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)

Me!
I used to be a stir fry chef.

I guess you could say I was experienced in the world of wok!!!1!

length
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)

lol!!!11!

(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)

HAHAHA CLICK!

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Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)

*shoots*
it was for your own good
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)

Australia
I am from the north, so I'm hard, but I have a real rugged sense of right and wrong.

I used to be in the army did you know?

Aye.

Cheers,
Cunt.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)

I really want to be your friend.
like REALLY
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)

Sex
I DONE A SEX ON A LADY AT WORK ON THE BOSS' OFFICE
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)

ohhh!
you scamp. can't wait for another hilarious instalment.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)

I am a Honda Accord

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)

i am seriously worried for his mental health

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)

this question is shit
roll on next thursday
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)

Work is work at the moment

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Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)

Exactly.
I'll do anything (within reason)
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WHARRGARBL, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)

What does the temporary work consist of?
I'd motivate myself by remembering that it is indeed temporary work
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Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)

That's the thing.
There is no work. I've applied.
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WHARRGARBL, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)

WHEE WAAH WAAH LOOK AT ME WHEEEE I'VE GOT NOTHING INTERESTING TO SAY WHEEEEEEEEEEEE BOBBLY BOBBLY NOB WILLY PISS WHEEEEEEE
you fucking morons
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

I want to stare at your winkie
while I play with my foofoo
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

I just came
guys...... guys... I just came.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

Right, I'm off for a Nutella sandwich.

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Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

euphemism?

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

I had this cake the bairn made for fathers day.
The fucking thing was unbelievably high in calories and fat.

It was as nice as it could have been, I blame my mother in law, next time, I'll teach him how to bake.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

lovely
bt are you suggesting your m-i-l is attempting to kill you with FAT?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)

I've got no idea.
It kind of blows my 10 mile run out of the water, once I'd worked out the nutrition values.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)

i think my high metabolism is due to the many and various ticks and muscular spasms i have
just a 10min reading of /talk is like a 5 mile run
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)

I wish I had one of them.

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)

Frank, your cock must be that big.

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

*picards*

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

pick a card, pick any card

(

Lightguy hail satan, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

6 of clubs

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

wrong, try again

(

Lightguy hail satan, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

no, that's definitely the card i picked

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)

i don't tell you how to do your job now, do i son?

(

Lightguy hail satan, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

You're my father? That's impossible
*jumps of aerial*
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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)

i'm a very swarthy magician

(

Lightguy hail satan, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)

Hi there!
www.b3ta.com/talk/6074306
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Druid, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

i really don't know why you bother

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

What film shouldn't I watch?
I feel demented.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

Transformers 2

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

Vantage Point.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

Clingfilm

(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6243479
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

Too late
I've been watching them.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

Spy Kids 4

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Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

what film should i watch?

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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)

porn

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

Great minds, etc

(

Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

yes?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

Hostel

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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

.. | .-.. --- ...- . | -.-- --- ..- | --..-- | | .-- .. .-.. .-.. | -.-- --- ..- | -... . .- .-. | --- ..- .-. | -.. . .- ..-. | -.-. .... .. .-.. -.. .-. . -.

(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)

Memento.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

Good choice.

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

Some kind of revolting porno

(

Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

That or Die Hard

(

Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

I'm watching Domino('s deliver me a pizza)

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

Last Tango in Paris
or A Clockwork Orange
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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

Back to the Orange

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

A View to a Orange

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

Gone in 60 Oranges

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

Star Orange

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

Napoleon Orange

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

The Shining

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

Almost Orange

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

Iron Mandarin

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

SpiderMandarin

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

BatMandarin

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

SuperMandarin

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

Three Men and an Orange

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

Clementine again

(

Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)

Satsuma Night Fever

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)

The good the bad and the citrusey

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

Tango and Cash

(

Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

James and the Giant ORANGE

(

mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

300

(

weaver., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

Reservoir Dogs
With Mr.Orange
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

Slap Shot
Or St. Elmo's Fire, Breakfast Club, Ferris Bueller or The Wrestler.

OR The Warriors.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

Trois couleurs: Orange

(

mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

Fried Green ORANGES at the Whistelstop Cafe

(

mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

A Streetcar Named ORANGE

(

mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

Betty Orange

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

One you own.

(

mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

Which /talk member could you beat in a fistfight?
I'm new here, and I need to figure my place out on the pecking order.

ALTERNATIVELY

If you don't like violence, who could you beat at a game of Risk?
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

Most of the women.
Not all.
(

nick the greek, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

Not you or Maggie obviously.

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

Fucking A.

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nick the greek, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

I'm sorry Mini T.
Please don't beat me.
(

nick the greek, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

That's better.

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

I was just trying to be a big man for once.
I could probably only beat vampirecat. As long as I got the first punch in.
(

nick the greek, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)

I'd kick yer arse, on the otherhand.

(

mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

For a minute there I thought that said lick.

(

nick the greek, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)

~~thought~~ hoped
(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

I could take that cunt, JackAction.
I heard he's a right poof.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

Ryan Bury
I hear he's a chubby cunt.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

I'd have you.

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ArthurTheRat, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

Yeah, but we'd be pretending
just so that we can touch.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

*wrestles totally non-homoerotically*

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ArthurTheRat, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

urrr easty....
i'm hard.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

up for cyber gaz me

(

ArthurTheRat, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

PUFF

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

:'(

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ArthurTheRat, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

GAY PUFF

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

That's a double negative.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

GAY HOMO PUFF

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

Ha, homo sapien
So it's still double negative.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

GAY HOMO PUFF NANCY.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

*quiet cough*
I know you are but what am I.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)

yeah you are

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

Takes one to know one.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

Oh you know I am

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)

Well see this.
This is me taking YOUR ball and going off to fuck YOU girlfriend.
(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)

You see this?
These are MY balls inside YOUR mum's mouth.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)

That's not my mum.
That's your mum.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)

Yeah, but your mum's having sloppy seconds.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)

Wait, my mum has a cock now?

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

What about a fight though?

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

I couldn't care less
I don't need to win anything
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Mrs Sp@m, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

Okay,
Can I say i could beat you at Risk then?

You seem nice enough, but I need the kudos.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

I could beat the shit out of this pacifist.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

hahahha
LOSER!
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

Probably none of them
All the little girls are also quite fighty.
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in vino veritas, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

I'd Risk the fuck out of Gonzo.
"attaking rushia with 6 armys"
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

Easty, moohalaa, minimum fuss, hexachordal
(all the gayers)
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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

You could halfpunch me, mind

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

He'd tire himself out with that face of yours.
I's did a funneh
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

Nobody could ever get tired of punching Friz in the face.

(

nick the greek, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

Trufax dat.

(

mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

Are you the hardest b3ta gay?

(

nick the greek, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

I'd like to be able to take that title.

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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

and by title you mean cock.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

I always mean cock.

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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

PUFF

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

I don't know.
It would be fun finding out.
(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

Any Terrible Internet Bully
Some one needs to stand up to them!
(

Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

i'm so strong that i once punched a man clean in two

(

Lightguy hail satan, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

into what?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

a pile of ash

(

Lightguy hail satan, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

How will they record music now.

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

Do you drive a Honda Accord?

(

Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

i drive two, one on top of the other

(

Lightguy hail satan, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

Ahh I drive two as well
Side by side, and I stand one foot on each roof like a cowboy with two horses.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

I'd beat McDoof in a hot minute.
I'm from a bigger town.
(

Druid, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

And by from a bigger town
you mean bigger cock.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

This is very true.
As that's exactly how it works in the rules invented by me.
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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

Wotcher, Mr. Doof.

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Druid, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

I could beat most of them in a fight.
I'm well hard me.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

This is true.

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

So am I, now.

(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

With more JACKACTION and less EASTY
www.b3ta.com/talk/6243344
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

You would crush my head like a grape between your bosom.

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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

Blimey, I had a dream like this the other day.
It was a combination of sexiness and scariness.
(

Druid, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

I bet it was!

(

mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

I'm a lover
not a fighter.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)

This
Well, not so much a lover as 'tolerant'.
(

Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

~~tolerant~~shit
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

Shut it
or I'll smack you.
(

wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)

I never understood why people say 'shut up with your opinion or I'll hit you'

(

Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

Because when they said it you couldn't hear them?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

Perhaps
because your opinion is shit?
(

wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)

I don't believe anybody's said it to me
I've heard it being said. And saying somebody's opinion is shit is an opinion itself.
(

Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)

you're like effing sophocles
has anyone tapped you up yet for the reith lectures?
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)

I'll batter the lot of you, honest,
you first, as a sort of initiation.

I've never actually played Risk, I don't really want to either.
(

Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

Too cool, me.

(

Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

the ones without arms

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)

head
wand
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)

Hello The Orthorities

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

HELLO
Derek Monte.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

Charlie Brooker's books are three quid in HMV
What a guy. Particularly like the part in Screenburn where he's texting the (now defunct) Sky channel, Friendly TV with messages such as 'So, so alone. Just want out.'

Free delivery in the UK too, which is a bonus.
(mingeswingers, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

i read HIV
i cannot think of anything else now
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

Good AIDS or bad AIDS?

(mingeswingers, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

Super AIDS

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

I used to use bleaching creme, 'til Madame CJ Walker walked into my dreams.
I dreamt of being white and
complimented by you, but the only shiny black thing that you liked was my shoes.
Now, I apologize for bottling up
all the little things you said that warped my head and my gut.
Even though I always told you not to
brag about the fact that your great grand
mother was raped by her slave master. Yeah, I became
militant too.
So it was clear on every level I was blacker than you.
I turned you on to Malcolm X and
Assata Shakur in my three quarter elephant goose with the fur.
I had the high top fade
with the steps on the side.
I had the two finger ring, rag top on the ride.
I had the sheep skin, name belt,
Lee suit, Kangol, acid wash Vasco, chicken and waffle.
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ArthurTheRat, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

Saul Williams represent, yo!

(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

Hell yes.

(

ArthurTheRat, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

I'm going to get dawn of the dumb.

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

Fantastic choice.
Halfway through it at the mo
(mingeswingers, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

They've got some great books for next to nowt.
Mr T vs Chuck Norris is excellent, I should buy that as well.
(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

I love hotel babylon
it's fucking unrealistic but it's a very positive happy programme and demands very little from me as a viewer. and that receptionist in it is FIT

what do you like?
(

SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

Shit threads

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)

"Is that why you start them then?"

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)

Funny.

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)

You're brill.
Like milk.
(

The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)

Harvey Milk?

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)

It's 1000000% better than his usual threadwank.

(

Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

When you fuck off

(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)

Which Top Gear presenter is bald and dole?
James May-ster Geordie
(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)

Which dole is JMG and bald?
Esme's mum and unemployed! etc
(

moohalaa, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

That was rubbish.
Try again.
(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)

The body count in Transformers 2 is gargantuan.

(

mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)

It truly is a glorious film.

(

I thought it was pretty pap.
Megan Fox's breasts were its two redeeming features.
(

mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

I've not seen it yet,
the reviews seem to rate it as fairly poor though. What makes it particularly bad?
(

The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)

I will be endeavouring to avoid Transformers 2.
No film is redeemable when the male lead reminds you of Piston_Broke.
(

Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)

why is this piston_broke
the butt of most of the jokes around here?
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

He's one of the only b3tans who have been to a b3tan social gathering (bash)
and is still disliked after he has been met by real people. Even some of the worst trolls who have attended bashes usually get defended after meeting in real life but not for ol' pissy b
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magnum, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

There's genuinely no harm in the man, it's just very difficult to spend any time in his prescence.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

He does overshare.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

That was his first mistake

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magnum, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

Awesome
Considering the social misfits knocking around here, he must be an Olympic grade cunt.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

Now that you mention it.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

Well that Shia TheBeef can't seem to talk without spitting. That's just down right annoying.
It's basically 2 hours of explosions, which sounds good but it's interspersed with Megan Fox and TheBeef refusing to tell each other they love one another and it was all very gay.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

Aye, that annoyed me.
It was like one long Yellowcard video with those two.
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I second all of this.

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Jobe, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

I enjoyed it.
That's what counts.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)

Rosebud is the sled

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)

Soylent Green
is PEOPLE
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

The car goes BACK to the future...

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

Kaiser Soze is dead all along

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)

Bruce Willis is a ghost.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)

The park is made out of jurassics.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)

The ship sinks.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

The special sports juice that Mike Jordan gives to the Looney Tunes team
is nothing more than TAP WATER.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

The tap water had steroids in.
The sequel sees their trophy revoked.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

i feel
VIOLATED
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

i feel
SEXY
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)

Harry Potter
is in the gayers.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)

Paracetamol and co-codamol.
To get rid of my FUCKING HEADACHE.
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ybf candy floss on sticks sunny days beer ps3 LOTS OF STUFF.
nosy cunt
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)

That's some good listin' there rose.
I might have to copy'n'paste that onto another forum I know.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

y4cker?
LOL
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

This large gin and tonic
and packet of Choco Leibniz biscuits that I have this evening.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)

I recorded that 'west side story' thing earlier.
I was an hour late into it though, sad times indeed.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)

Oh man, I coudl have recorded it from the '+1' channel.
Oh well.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

noob

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)

I do hope I didn't miss that "Black guys are like chocolate candy" song.
I could belt one out to that.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)

Ooh, I only have 700 messages until my 20,000th.
699 now.
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WHARRGARBL, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)

you should celebrate by posting something interesting

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

And break a 2 and a half year habit?

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)

Fuck that.

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WHARRGARBL, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

I like it when people trip up in shops, and I allow myself a little giggle.

(Northern Lovely, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

Christ.

(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)

I didn't like "Unborn".
It was shit.

If I'm honest I love my bed. i feel I could cope with anything as long as I know I could get into my bed at the end of it.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

One day, i'll know what your bed is like.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

0_0

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

I like Hotel Babylon
as it keeps the missus quiet for an hour while she drools over Nigel Harman
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

I like it when people tell me where I can get large, good quality, cheap digital photo frames.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

Argos?
Currys?
PC World?
Comet?
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

The question marks at the end of your suggestions seem to tell me that you don't know either.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

www.digitalframesdirect.com/
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)

This is revelevant to my interests.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

Did anyone just watch that James May programme on BBC2
About the moon. It was great it was.
(Northern Lovely, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)

what was so great about it?

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well, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)

The moon is cool
And it wasn't Big Brother.
(Northern Lovely, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)

I was on TV?

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)

I'll say it before anyone else does

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)

Nobody cares

(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

DAMN YOU THE FRIZ!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

Did you hear my FANTASTIC news, JMG?

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

Go on..

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

Well, I appear to be an upcoming Dad
Turns out I'm not sterile.

Lovely stuff.
(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

*Firm handshakes*
Another mouth to feed. You're rampant!
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)

I'm going to name it Dole

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

I've already decided that it is Baldmonkey.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)

An anagram is "Manky B. Dole"
I'll call it that
(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)

Ahahahaha

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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

...You've been selling cracker tracker mortgages for the Nationwide

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

I was hoping they were going to fire the annoying cunt into the Moon.
Alas, it wasn't meant to be.
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I notice there were 3 programs with James May in a row.

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SuperMatt, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)

It's May Day

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

It's not, but it would have been fantastic advertising had all programmes aired a month ago

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

Why would a father's day card have DAD on the outside and then HUSBAND on the inside?
Fuck cards.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

It's the Fritzl special

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

Pffft

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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

I know a fair few people down here who that card can cater for perfectly.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

if there's no vin, i'm not fucking interested

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

That's usually Pickle Fairy's motto for getting out the house

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

haha, yeah
television

great stuff
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

haha
great response.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)

It's almost as witty and hilarious as "great forum banter"

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)

Do you still not own a telly?

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)

I don't own a television
/ac
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)

No,
I walked the dog.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)

It was good
and interesting. Most of what I ask for in a TV programme.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

If I pop down this forth coming bash.
Can I get the settee again.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)

Yes you can.
But I also have a large L-shaped one as well so you may like to reconsider and lay out your sleeping bag early.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

I see.
I'll try and remember this.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

Is that the one where he talks to gangs?
I think that's him, not quite sure though.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)

No, that's Ross Kemp
May is off Top Gear.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)

No, May does a few different shows.
I don't think Ross Kemp would have time to do that, after all the work he does on Casualty.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

Hmmm.
I'm totally lost now.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

GOSH.
FOOTBALL.

Your thoughts on sport?
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WHARRGARBL, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)

has it got vin diesel in it?

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

Some sport does, yes.

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WHARRGARBL, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)

Name eight

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

No,
you name eight
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brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)

I wasn't the one who made the claim
MATCH POINT
(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

Street Racing
Martial Arts
Wrestling
Skateboarding
BMX Stunt Riding
Speedboat Racing
Base Jumping
Tobogganing

ALL of those are in a Vin Diesel movie.
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WHARRGARBL, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

Extreme Babysitting.

(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

I was looking for something in the "pun thread" department

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

Oh. Well.
I actually gave you 8 sports.
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WHARRGARBL, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

Spo-orts?
What is this gobbledegook?
(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

Chronicles of Cricket

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

Pitch Black-water rafting

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

Surfing Private Ryan

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

He's a modern day Stevie Sigal.
What's your thought on 'the rock'? I mean, the actor, not the nicolas cage film... we all know that film is great.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)

welcome to the jungle was on the other day
good stuff
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)

It's definately something that people have differing opinions on.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

i only watch vin diesel approved sports

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well, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

Bloodsports with Ross Kemp are my favourite kind.

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did you see Gangs?

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)

I see gangs.
Here there and everywhere.
Long hair, short skirts.
Love it when they walk there.
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Rosss Keeeemp on Gaaangs
Finding out about Gangs
Talking to all of the Gangs
(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

love it. football ftw
i love how people say football is gay too, and instead sit inside a dark room on photoshop all day.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)

as a vin diesel fan, i can't agree

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)

*skunk eyes
i heard you had passed on? was this a lie my brave little prince? are you still in the fight?
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mongychops, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)

i have at least a year to go!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)

I've got 5/1 odds on before Christmas

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

you only like him because i like him

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)

you only like him because you fancy me

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

this is some mighty deductioning of columbo proportions i cannot argue with here

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

one last thing,
you're ugly.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

COLUMBOING.

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)

I meant you're NOT ugly.
honest.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)

im cutting you off

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

is said you're NOT ugly.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

the man downstairs likes me

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

What a load of rubbish
Except motorsports.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)

this quiz night better be good karl, i'll be in that night, have you made quiz sheets to send out to people?

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mongychops, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)

All will be revealed during the coming week.

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WHARRGARBL, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

will there be a picture round?
what are the prizes? how will you know we don't all cheat? what is the point? are you going to ruin the forum and upset people? will anyone flounce? am i ever going to play connect 4 again against the girl i went to school with nikki parker?
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mongychops, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

Each round will contain a variety of question styles.
The prize is yet to be revealed. I don't know if you'll cheat or not, however, it is discouraged. The point is to make the board more interesting. Definitely. Hopefully. No.
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WHARRGARBL, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

Haven't watched any of the Confederations Cup, the fucking horn blowing of the crowd does my head in.
Watched the cricket final today though and am gutted Sri Lanka didn't win.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)

You missed Italy getting trounced tonight.
3 - 0 loss to Brazil.
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WHARRGARBL, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

you fucking SPOILER cunt

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

;)

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WHARRGARBL, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

i like sport because it can be fast and furious.
like that film with vin diesel in it
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

and some games can be played in the Pitch Black
like that film with vin diesel in
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

Leeds won at the Rugby last night
I think this is good
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brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

I hate boxing
But right now I think it would be a good sport to take part in. *wants to hit things*
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)

you've got the build for it

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

Can I hit you?

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

keep it above the belt.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

I like sportz
and I don't care who knows.

I also like sports entertainment.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

haha, yeah
Tesco Value JMG

great stuff
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

Hello Maffers.

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WHARRGARBL, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)

It's great.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

i am so lonely

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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)

Stop fucking idiots then.

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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)

Or being an idiot.

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)

That wouldn't necessarily cure the problem.

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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)

I'm lonely today

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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)

*strokes your face*
That's because you spend a great deal of your time pursuing women who have nothing to contribute to your life apart from their cunny-holes.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

Or he's an idiot.

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)

Hahaha beautiful.

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He finally took his mum's advice to 'just be yourself'
And this is where's he's ended up.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)

Stop fucking idiots then.

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so?

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well, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)

unlucky

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)

Stop idiots fucking then.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)

Stop fucking idiots then.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)

Diddums

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)

oh that is so sad, do you have friends but still feel lonely? feel that nobody understands you?
have you ever thought to man up and take yourself out of the gene pool by suicide you pathetic orange spastic, probably not your too self absorbed, no offence, you boring dullard cunt, no offence
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mongychops, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)

Forum banter, great times

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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)

I like this new, angry Mongy.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)

He's like a shit grrmachine.

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Yeah, but he's got a bivvy.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)

i do indeed, and it done it's job well this weekend, both rain and sunshine, so versitile
not that i caught fuck all, can't blame the bivvy for that tho
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mongychops, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

grrmachine?
is he the one that thinks getting upset at the internet isn't pathetic as long as you throw in a fair sample from your word of the day calendar?
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well, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)

i don't think anyone gets upset on the internet do they? even the ones that pretend they do is like another show

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mongychops, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

i'd hope not
but you never know
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well, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)

Which is funny because you can't rhyme anything with orange.
Ha ha ha!
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awww
poor ickle baaaaby
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weaver., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)

Good. You deserve it.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

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