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you're all awfully funny and that
i've been watching for awhile. the way you accept people in and make them feel welcome is so reminiscent of my school days i feel all warm inside. For all those who felt like an outsider in school and that nobody liked them cos they were all just soooo cool and popular, to those who felt like they never quite got the joke, WELCOME HOME, bye bye cruel world ha fuckin ha
(ls, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)

said the bishop to the actress

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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)

nite nite
cya 2moz xxx
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weaver., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6255584
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

what the fuck are you blathering on about, this is an internet forum, don't read too much into it, or do

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mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

great banter, no offence, great times

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Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

what's your opinion on Lemforder tie rod ends?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

I think they need more exposure
since I'VE NVER FUCKING HEARD OF THEM
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

EXACTLY
THEY HAVE AN UMLAUT OVER THE O AND EVERYTHING
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

The umlaut makes them seem more important than they are.

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Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

I can help

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

I'M NAKED

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WHARRGARBL, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)

Marry me!

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)

Eh?
Are you a comdedy account?
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Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)

go to offtopic
they might give a shit. We don't.
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jenpots, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)

yeah i got that feeling too
how nostalgic *takes deep breath*
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)

This isn't a 'touchy feely' forum
well it is, but only if it involves small children.
This place is for people with a very warped sense of humour. Don't like it? Move on.
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jenpots, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

you're talking to a boy who wanks over two-dimensional Japanese schoolgirl rape

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

am I?
I don't pay any attention.
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jenpots, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

harsh...i'm offended
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

it doesnt just take a warped sense of humour. i really honest to god have one of those. you guys are seriously clique and you know it. oh yeah, and i love touching medium sized children. please like me, IM SOOOO |FUNNY|
(ls, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

you may now be loved by all
and then some
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)

note for anyone spazzing here from mike's list: smathels is a shitcunt paedophile

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 5:57, archived)

says the bloke with the most limited wit
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

NONCE!

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

I love you too
Is it JMG?
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)

Fuck off and grow some balls.
Ta.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

And if you're an outsider not only at school but in every other social situation too, please entertain the possibility that it's probably your fault.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

Ignore it.

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WHARRGARBL, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

Shall I delete this one too?
www.b3ta.com/talk/6255588
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

poor Noddy
his tiny penis must make him a bit shy
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

wasn't it neddy?
maybe he's that chubby cunt.
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jenpots, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)

I don't know
I wish it was Noddy Holder though
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)

That might have been entertaining.

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jenpots, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)

yes

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jenpots, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

Shut up
Hitler
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)

fuck you, cunt chops

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jenpots, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)

You're worse than
Something shite
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

that was a shit retort
would you like to try again?
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jenpots, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)

No
I'm off to bed you massive slag
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)

bye
have fun wanking!
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jenpots, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)

that noob didn't last long, one post from grrr giggly wiggly and me and she fucked off, come back neddy
I am a girl... I like donkeys... tiaras.. sparkly things and smelly boys.
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mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

I must have missed something.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

Neddy is back!!!

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Neddy shucking chit funt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

I am a girl... I like donkeys... tiaras.. sparkly things and smelly boys.

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mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

Neddy is an unspeakable thread deleting cunt

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Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)

Ummmmm
no.... I posted other cunt deleted... cunt.. cunt.. badger.. cunt *cough* cunt
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Neddy shucking chit funt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

I am a girl... I like donkeys... tiaras.. sparkly things and smelly boys.

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mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

That's me
and.................
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Neddy shucking chit funt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

I heard that.
have you thought of gaydar?
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

Oh, feel free
At least you have a grasp of basic punctuation.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

*grrs*

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

fuck off with that

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)

Why?

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

I'd even posted something complimentary to them as well.
Ah well, fuck 'em.
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FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)

No tit pics
They can shit off
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)

We could all carry on quietly
www.b3ta.com/talk/6255588
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)

Nice to see they took Jen's advice

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)

i hate you all
i want to die today
(ls, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

ME TOO

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

Well get working on it then

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

I just wasted my 34000th post on a deleted thread
:(
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

Does it involve nakidness?
I'll get it back
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)

No
It was a bit rubbish really.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

Don't let us stop you.
Nobody likes a procrastinator.
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FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

Thank you for this interesting post
I wish nothing but pox on your life and children.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

Hello, friend.
Please feel at home.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

Need any tips?

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

ok

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mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

I'm disappointed every day you're still alive

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

awww, come on poppet, it can't be that bad
cheer up sad face, let the sun shine through
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

Do I have to call someone in Australia now or something?

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magnum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

media.fukung.net/images/3299/Down%20The%20Road%2001.jpg
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weaver., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

said the bishop to the actress

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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

Died once
didn't rate it much to be honest
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Neddy shucking chit funt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

Why did you delete that thread?

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

Indeed what a massive cunt.

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Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)

I am a girl... I like donkeys... tiaras.. sparkly things and smelly boys.

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mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)

show me your bumhole.

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jenpots, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

gaz me mobile number

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mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

ha! Yeah, I'm trusting you with my number!
;o)
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jenpots, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

Cunt.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

can you take that fucker who deleted his thread!
I was fucking replying to him.
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jenpots, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

*phones Vampyrecat*

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

Who hasn't been on /talk for ages you really miss?

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

sammi

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

she was on this morning

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

oh fuck.
i love her.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

bou

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

giant bunny.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

ys pls.

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

The user rose, not an actual giant bunny.
She's put her mouth in Buds AND mykey AND wicca's bumholes.

Not at the same time, but probably within a week of eachother.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)

Terry Wogan

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

Jeebus

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

INRBM

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

Oh oh oh THIS.
Go and see her you massive rubbish.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

I will! I've not seen her for ages :(

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

I'm not here enough to really 'miss' anyone

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Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

Marcus's Dad

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jenpots, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

Bud, INRBM and WhyTheBigPaws?

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FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

Bud is shite
The other two are ace, and Hankster
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

The benny's
DJ Rich
Mr Tea
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Ibstock, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

Ooh, and DJRich. Good call.

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FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

Yes, the bennys

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magnum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

djrich, yes!

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

sir pigeon nipples
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mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

oh god

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

i love him, he is a wonderful man

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mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

Ding

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

Miss Behave.
Fenris.
TFS.
Hoohah.
Malchick.
TehFluffehNinja
Mr T.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

I'd say INRBM, but she's ace
and I get to speak to her lots anyway.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

YOU KNOW PEOPLE????

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

YES I DO.
OFFLINE.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

It was lovely to see her the other week.
Good times.
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FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

i think i met tehfluffehninja.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

Hoohah is well fit
So I miss her too
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

Hanks not been on for a while
maybe he married the lodger and moved to Thailand
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

Nope
he just got fucked off with wankers
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

Can't blame him. My visits here become further and further apart.

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FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

By wankers I mean autistic geordie cunts of course

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

random sandwich
..
(Agent Dale Pooper k in the p, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

Lord Foolius

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

Glued Eel
I fucking hate this imposter we've got now :(
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

I don't really know
I haven't bee round long enough to mention those who haven't been present
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

Johnathan King

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

no one, you're all shit

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Lightguy hail satan, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

TFS

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

I miss those morning reports

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

they were the most insipid, banal, contrived lengths of wank this site has ever seen
they were more mundane than the food threads
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)

I f you repost smathels blatherings
you're just as bad.

edit: I have no problem with people posting bollocks. god knows, I've done it before. but there is a consitency theat isn't required.

and it's toss.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

I'm bad, I'm bad . . . .

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)

The amount of time the BBC kept referring to MJ as "Off the Wall", they kept smiling
WELL DONE. YOU CLEVERLY REFERRED TO ONE OF HIS ALBUMS.

It's the news, not a fucking drinking game.
(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)

Unfortunately Friz
I can almost guarantee that the Beeb has a drinking game going on in Editorial about this. They do with most stuff.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

I really want to work behind the scenes in TV.

(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

I would have liked to see how the News Bunny off Live TV would have handled it.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

*ponders*
lets see how drunk i can get playing the michael jackson drinking game
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weaver., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

I love when at Glastonbury earlier the reporter shoe horned a reference to his brand of pop
not being played there
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

I bet it was the same type of simpleton who out and out refers to "nobody nowadays is CLOSE to doing what MJ did"

(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

I bet if Lady Gaga died tomorrow, she'd be the Queen of New Modern Age Synth Pop or something

(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

The only thing she's queen of is badly ripping off Madonna.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

I don't like internet witch hunts
one day you lot will turn up the blithering turgid poetry I wrote when I was 17, or something, and we'll all have a good laugh and japes and jest but underneath, a tear will trace a silver path down my cheek and splash like the crystal shatter of a thousand falling champagne glasses on my warm, beating, beaten chest :(
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)

Phwoor!

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)

You'd then phone your school at 1am and tell them to be on the lookout for trespassers from the internet.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)

only if he was a chubby cunt like Ryan Bury.
The chubby cunt
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

a tear will trace a silver path down my cheek
and splash like the crystal shatter of a thousand falling champagne glasses
on my warm, beating, beaten chest
You know the rest
I am the best
but I cry
for fear I may die
A death
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magnum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

You know the rest
I am the best
but I cry
for fear I may die
A death

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

They're doing it for a laugh
anyhow i doubt you as stupid as me to get something like that found
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

The stupidity isn't in the being found out
it's in wanking yourself catatonic to japanese schoolgirl cartoon porn in the first place.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

and....

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

You don't like internet witch-hunts?
DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE PRO-MYKEY? BE WARNED, MY LYING RACIST INTERNET WHORE IS ON STANDBY.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

are you telling forum users what to post on this open forum? good lord, you really do insist upon yourself

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mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

GRASS
oops, sorry. thought you were in a glass house throwing stones there. my apologies.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

This tension needs to be relieved with a pun thread
Gardener's Film Club:

Back To The Fuschia
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

leylandii claudius

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

ooof, nice

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

The Germinator

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

Begonia With The Wind

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

The Name of the Rose
Sorry, not very funny but I could join in!
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

that's what it's all about :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

Robocrop

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

Billy Buddleia

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

Full Petal Jacket

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magnum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

*cricket applause*

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

Mighty Morphin Power Hydrangeas

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

hahaha :)
*guffaw*
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

Pfffft

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

haha

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magnum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

Which reminds me at school we had a club called the Mighty Morphin Flower Arrangers
I was Gladioli
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magnum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

*snorts*

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weaver., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

Ha!

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FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

Top quality.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

What's Eating Gilbert Grapevine?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

A Privet Runs Through It

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

Oof. Nice.

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FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

Four Weedings and a Funeral

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

Boysenberry the Hood

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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

Hanging Basketball Diaries

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

ha ha!

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

Steel Magnolias

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

The last temptation of Chrysanthemum

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FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

Passionflower of the Christ
b3ta I'm drunk and I'm posting, is this a bad idea?
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

Loganberry's Run

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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

Saw IVy

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

The Murders In The Rhubarb

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

Tulip kill a mockingbird.

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FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)

bonsi the sailor man

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mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)

Who Shot Tuliperty Valance?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)

haha, nice

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)

Mulch Ado About Nothing

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)

Ivy know what you did last summer.

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FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)

Die Chard

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

Lawn Free

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

Tracheophyte Club

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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

This deserves a lot of recognition

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

Prune-cilla, Queen of the Desert

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

Herbaceous goes bananas.

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FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

Sex and Violets.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

7 chives for 7 brothers

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mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

Forest Gump.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

hamburger dill

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mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

Anemone of the State

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

Alan Titchmarch of the Penguins

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magnum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

Brilliant!

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

The Compostman Always Rings Twice

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

*chuckle*

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

St John's Wort You Did Last Summer

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

The Peaskeeper

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

Coniferous Gump

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

on the waterlilly front

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mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

Petal Royale

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

Lettuce the right one in.

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FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

Perennial Man

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

Live and Lettuce Die

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

the third mango

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mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

Begonia in 60 seconds.

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FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

Bill And Ted's Bog Journey

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

Lawn on the Fourth of July

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

Lawnraker

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

The Omega Manure

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

A View to a Dill

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

The Land Before Thyme

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

The Land That Thyme Forgot

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

On The Watercress

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

Thyme Bandits

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

Robocrop

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FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

The Grassed Temptation of Christ

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

Commandodecatheon

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

Courgette Carter

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

Arf!

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

Driving Miss Daffodil.
Rockery
Rockery 2
Rockery 3 ...
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

The Daisy Of The Jackal

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

Tomartyrs

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FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

ha ha ha ha!

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

I chuckled myself at that one.

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FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

A nightmare on Dutch Elm Street.

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FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

Pansy Wars
(Yaa or Naah)
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

The Count Of Monty Don

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

Enter the Snapdraggon.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

Touch of Weevil

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

*snort*

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)

20'000 legumes under the sea

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mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

The Burdocks

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

Foxglove Me Tender

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

Phlox Of The Navigator

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

Snowdrop Dead Fred

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

cripes i should be good at this since i do gardening, but my minds like a blank canvas. But i know some plants;

Verbena
Busy Lizzies
Geraniums

those are ones im growing, see if you can make a few with those
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

Trois Couleurs: Bleuberry

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

/talk's blithering lily-livered tolerance of shit people is flooding the board with paedophiles and witless 14 year olds
these people need to be encouraged to fuck off
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

Indeed.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

i don't really care,
should i?
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

well it hardly affects you, you're not going to be alive much longer
but spare a thought for those of us who have to stay alive and put up with this shit

you selfish bastard
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

loser

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

if you were a girl, seriously, I would, right up the poo pipe

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)

But they're fun!
Stop being so miserable and anti-fun! LOL!

/Dave Trouser
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

this
picturesforsadchildren.com/blog/famous.png
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

Originally Posted by smathels View Post
Dr Mr.Shadow

the official clothes add-on that you've uploaded on zSHARE (pg1)
seems to always put me through a continues loop every time i press the 'download now'
button.

if you could possibly put this file up on another file server
(rapidshare, megaerotic etc.) much appreciated

I want those girl to play with her self. can i do it?

And when i go in to story mode ( new game ) i can see the talking screen

but after that, my game was crashed like i can't play the h screen in story mode

What kind of action can i do in touching mode and les mode?

ps. plz answer me ^^

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

How do you know it's him

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WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

"les mode".
I suspect that this isn't French.

Dirty boy.
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FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)

I think Michael Jackson was
murdered!

You wait and see. You heard it here first folks!
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)

Ha ha!
"I have told people in no uncertain terms that if Michael one day woke up and he was dead I would not be silent"

That's what you want from a TOP LAWYER MAN
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

If he woke up.
And he was dead.

What.
(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)

Aye. That's a sharp legal mind right there!

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

I thought I heard him say this on BBC news earlier
But then thought "Oh.. he must mean if he (the lawyer) woke up and he (Jackson) was dead"

But. Hmm. Concerning.
(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM?

(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)

The Jackson Family appear to require the services of a competent LAWYERMAN
Even I know that you can't wake up dead. It's a legal impossibility.
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

He could pop a cap in the nonce's arse, just to make sure.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/6254819
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

He should have died years ago, but cheated fate.
He died yesterday in a final destination type convoluted sequence of events involving a knife block, a hanging anvil, three types of cheese and his heart failing. DEATH COMES TO US ALL.
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FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

You reminded me that Final Destination 4 is out this Summer :D

(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

But it's called "The Final Destination"

(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

I'd have called it "4-Nal Destination"

(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

Final destination but three.

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FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)

Penultimate Destination

(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

It's a prequel, you see

(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

Penpenpenultimate Destination!

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

oh shit someone scratched milknosugar

(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

ha ha!

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

I loved the first one. It all got a bit silly after that.

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FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)

Final Destination 2 was good
The third one was weird.

"Oh. We've cheated death. But I will check each person IN TURN. Whilst there, they'll all die. Whilst I'm there, like."

It just seemed "oh, let's move onto the next person's death". Seemed rushed.
(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

the sunbed scene was a cinematic classic

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

ROLLERCOASTER
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xiaNf_BKCM

OF LOVE

Say What

EDIT: Damn. Sounds been taken due to copyright. Still. The sound's not important.
(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

Gah, the whole thing is flawed as rhcpaul pointed out to me.
The guy who causes the accident on the rollercoaster by having his camera fall from his hand and onto the track is ushered off the ride, thus meaning the accident wouldn't have happened but still does and GAHHHHHHHH
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FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

He is a big hairy ruiner!

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

Well, yeah, but later on, the coaster breaks anyway when some of the rail falls off
Hang on, am I really arguing the logistics of Final Destination?

Fuck
(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
pffffft!
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)

That's Grade-A noncery, right there.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)

fucking hell, what a fucking outrage, dirty nonce

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mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)

cool thanks for that,
one reason was that i needed the sm11_00.pp file for that korean mod to work properly
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)

what is wrong with kids today that they have to live out their lives playing dirty anime games and drawing asian school girls with large breast

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mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)

I want those girl to play with her self. can i do it?

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)

:((((((((((((((
gaming.wikia.com/wiki/SchoolMate

why?????????
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mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

Crikey. One of the links from that
"The player plays as a chikan (a perverted man who frequently fondles women) in crowded subway trains. A woman named Aoi has the player arrested for molesting her. Afterwards, the player plans to exact revenge by molesting and raping her entire family. His first victim is Manaka, Aoi's younger sister; he rapes her in a public bathroom. His next target is Yuko, the mother of Aoi and Manaka, whom he rapes in the park. Aoi is the main character's third target, the woman who had turned him in to the police. He rapes her in a hotel after she is tied up.

After the player completes these tasks, the player gets to have sex with them whenever and wherever he/she chooses; this is the source of the enhanced replay value in Rapelay. "

In my day it was conkers, tig and British bulldog.
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FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)

non of this is right, i'm sure the uk police could arrest him for this game alone, it's cartoon child porn

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mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

I like how the japanese has a name for perverts who fondle women on crowded subway trains

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magnum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

We call it
Mykeyboy over here.
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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

I like this
He's made me look like a complete utter wanker

thanks
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)

Hahahaah
Awwww
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

It's okay, he's "just another one of your friendly furry artist slash otaku eccentrics from Merry Ol' England :3" apparently

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)

My heart's not in bullying tonight. I might get sweets and watch a film.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

Being a nonce makes you a complete wanker.
This just makes you look like a giant nerd.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

and thats bad because....
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)

What kind of action can i do in touching and les mode?

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

it's a bullying thread :D
there's a facebook account which has chubby cunt as a friend if anyone wants it...
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weaver., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)

Quick, throw the toys out of your pram and blame a mysterious, ill-defined "clique"!

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)

HongFire Anime Network > Hongfire.com Anime Network Forums > Hentai Lair > Hentai Game discussion

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)

WHAT HAVE I MISSED HERE?

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WHARRGARBL, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)

What kind of action can i do in touching mode and les mode?

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

I want those girl to play with her self. can i do it?

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)

How is babby formed?

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FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

how girl get pragnent?

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

careful now, this kind of thing can rapidly escalate and achieve meme status in left unchecked

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

givie it a few years and all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog!!

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FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

Maybe his legs had just grow

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

I bookmarked that post. It makes me laugh every time I read it.
Like this picture that Druid has as wallpaper on his netbook.

4.bp.blogspot.com/_buH1ows6EAA/SRs71003aiI/AAAAAAAAAFE/x2McWBpDVDQ/s400/dog-in-bun.jpg
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FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)

I had sex with your mother the other day.
Is that sinister enough for you, old chap?
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FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)

PLAY HIM OFF, KEYBOARD CAT

(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

oh come on now, that was MONTHS ago, when he was only 20
don't judge a man just because he once spent hours downloading, installing, cracking and wanking over a knock-off Korean anime product written by and for chronic masturbators who obsess over schoolgirls in short skirts because they have no interpersonal relationships with real females at all. That's just not fair, Gilgamesh, not fair at all.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)

He's the new Ryan Bury.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)

what have i missed?

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Lightguy hail satan, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)

A creepy pervy guy getting outed.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

Who's creepier
The bloke who wanks over cartoons or the bloke who stalks the bloke who wanks over cartoons?
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WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)

The bloke who wanks over cartoons.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)

This.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)

have you read what this game is?
gaming.wikia.com/wiki/SchoolMate
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mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)

No Mongy, it's clear to EVERYONE. I'm the creepy one here.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

I'd have to say the bloke that wanks over cartoons

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)

Unless its Betty Rubble, any of the teen angels from Captain Caveman or Daphne from Scooby Doo.
Then it's okay.

Isn't it?

TELL ME IT'S OKAY?!!!!
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FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

And lois from Family Guy

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magnum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

and dora...
erm..lovely weather
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mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

Stephanie from Lazy Town
is legally old enough!
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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

Surely YOU mean
~~Daphne~~ Velma?

shit, she's not about is she? *runs*
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

Hahahahaha! :)
"My glasses, my glasses! I can't see without my glasses!"

I'm sure theres a website dedicated to that. Apparently.
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FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

Ha ha! :)
if she sees this, she's going to twat both of us, starting with you!
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

I'll just stand on a chair.

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FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

I'll be okay, I've got long enough arms to hold her flailing at bay until she gets tired

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)

I wish I did. Thats why I have to resort to the old 'standing on a chair' trick.
Or the 'hiding under the stairs with the vacuum cleaner' one. She doesn't know where it is.

OOH, SATIRE :)

I've gone too far now, I feel.
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FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

DEAR INTERNET USER
you cannot be PROVOKED into a crime.
THE PERVERT is at fault.
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

DEAR INTERNET USERS
DO NOT WORRY
I have sent a STRONGLY WORDED GAZMAIL TO THE DEFENDANT.
THE INTERNET PROSECUTION SERVICE TAKE CHILD-SEX VERY SERIOUSLY.

I WILL SEE YOU IN COURT
It chills my very blood to look at you.

yours,
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

What happened now?

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

I haven't received a gaz in a while
I would like you all to gaz me how you feel about me.
I promise to reply.
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WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)

IDK i seem to be rated on by ponces' at the moment
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)

NONCE!

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weaver., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)

I've only just arrived, but it seems people don't like you
Do I jump on board with them, or should I ask who you are?
(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

He's really Mykey.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)

you could...
but i'd reckon Rosa, Harold and mangoy would pounce on you too
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)

NONCE!

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)

I don't know who any of them are?
Are they GANG MEMBERS?

In a GANG?
(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)

feels like it
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)

Are they part of a GANG that's solely dedicated to bullying you?

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)

I'd pounce on Friz, he's a very sexy man.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)

You'd bounce off my face and land two miles away
Or something where my face is the punchline
(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)

Leave your face out of this.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)

If you don't know how to use apostrophes, just don't use them at all.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

Didn't you flounce?
I'm confused.
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)

It was quite good that, I thought.

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WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

Yeah, until you came back.

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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)

oh zing!
you've got to think quick around here!
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WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)

You're shit out of luck then!
Ha ha!
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)

MATCH POINT

(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

I need a wrist support :(

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SuperMatt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)

Yay, good on you, Matts Wrist!
Go for it! YAAAAAY!
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FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)

Haha.

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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)

Bravo!

(

Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)

Turn it off and on again?

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magnum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)

MATT MATT MATT MATT
I missed your birthday and I am sad about it
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Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

can't i just call you a grass here? save me the trouble of clicking your user name

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mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)

He had his own Wikipedia page.
He's an artist, don't you know.
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)

not any more he doesn't lol

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mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)

hello dave

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

hello young lady, how goes it?

(

mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)

stop being such a whiner
christ, I'd even have a conversation with an Australian compared to you
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)

Don't be so hasty.
Nobody wants to talk to Australians. They all use such strange inflections.
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)

Two independent, yet almost identical conclusions.
www.b3ta.com/talk/6254998

Someone's going to cry "clique", I just know it.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

Blimey, you've made a new friend in Smathels I see.

(

FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

How can you tell?
It just looks like "ksssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" to me.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

My white noise filter is fucked.
I think the sheer volume of it today destroyed it.
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FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

Hang on,
his whole "your mum" schtick is pretty dark.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

I thought it was a bit too offensive for this kind of place.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)

I'm going to have problems sleeping tonight because of that one,
proper dark like.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)

I've just put the big light on, just in case

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)

it was a perfectly rational example nothing more
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

An example of what?

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)

Was it dark enough for your prick?

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)

No, I still had to shut my eyes and think of someone else.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)

Why can't people ignore all these stupid gimmicks people feel the need to have?

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magnum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

i use b3ta for my own enjoyment, people worry too much on here

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mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

The man speaks sense

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WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)

what stupid gimmicks?
this irritating tendancy to speak coherent English?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

No, Worms deliberate dull new threads re: himself

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magnum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

As a teacher of diplomats, politians and interviewers
I feel I could teach him a lot in the gentle art of conversation, holding form, garnering interest and speech etiquette.

But I couldn't give a fuck, and he couldn't afford me.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

The key word in my previous post was 'deliberate'

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magnum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)

no offence, forum banter, great forum

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mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

Oh mongy
you make my cheeks dimple, you cheeky scamp
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

So what's this about smathels being noncey?
Shall we point him in the direction of Killikitti? They can compare artwork
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magnum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)

they want me to shed "boohoo" tears T.T

but i just laugh it off
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

TT?

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magnum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

I'm going to guess he's not refering to the Isle Of Man TT Road Race.
If he was, he might go up a tiny bit in my estimations.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

I think they're crying eyes,
which makes me sort of sick that I guessed that so easily.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

It's the bass player from Kiss
durr
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)

I bet you make your self up like the kitten one have a wank
and smear the makeup all over your face sobbing "I'm a bad boy, I'm a bad boy".
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

Don't be such a fool
My makeup is far more like the lead singer of Immortal
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)

I had to google his fucking ''Ex-Dee'' thing earlier.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

lol fool

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)

Oh
right
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magnum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)

It's nonce speak.
Something to do with squirrels with tits.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

Transport Tycoon.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

nah
i've killed my frying pan again :(
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weaver., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)

how many lives does a frying pan have?

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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

27
because one pan fully kills 3 cats before it breaks
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weaver., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

Me neither
but I don't whinge about it like a girl
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

cr3, cr3, sir, sir, rosalicious deleted a lively and engaging discussion about sexual crisps sir, i wouldn't like her banned but she should be punished, sir
i think /talk would function alot better without the delete button
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mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)

It's the second time now.
Crisp cyber and aircon. Just what the fuck has she got against those two subjects?
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)

perhaps it is personal against us, do you think she is picking on us?, that would not be nice

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mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)

It's hard not to take online offence when she does it :(

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)

i'm a bit scared, perhaps she could turn nasty

(

mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)

Perhaps she'll chide us for our lack of knowledge on some area of interest that she has sound knowledge of
or perhaps she'll discover we don't like a band that she likes. A band who she owns all their albums.
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magnum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

Jungle Brothers.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

Let me hear you say wah oh

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magnum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)

This isn't the first time she's deleted a thread.
I'd like to see some kind of punishment handed out.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)

I'm sure there's some country that has a brand of crisps called 'spunk'
all google is giving me is an episode of 2 pints of lager & a packet of crisps :/
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broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)

I haven't felt like this in a long time
I'm actually really in real life no joking feeling it in my system not fucking around online irritated. How queer.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)

There's a massively obvious strikethrough there for the retards among you

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)

why the fuck have you got inter rage?

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mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

no, NOT interage
actual real life in my apartment rage. I don't like it.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

Womanrage?

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

Oh god no
Although my brother, for all his idiocy, has given me one very sage piece of wisdom:

"If it's got tits or wheels, it'll give you grief."

And he's bloody right. I'm 1000zl-pissed off, car related.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)

Apply hammers.

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)

ah fair does, i thought you'd turned spastic
go out and smash something up
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mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)

I don't get satisfaction from violent outbursts
I need practical solutions.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)

LIKE NOT HAVING TIE ROD ENDS THAT RUB ON MY NEW ALLOYS
YOU CHEAP KNOCK-OFF ITALIAN RIP-OFF METAL CUNTLUMPS.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)

A mate of mine (who's now my boss)
used to keep a Vauxhall Nova outside his house which he twatted with a baseball bat when he needed to let off steam.
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broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)

The delete button is perfectly valid
sometimes there is a discussion on the board that gets a little personal, which someone may not wish to be immortalised when it comes to archive time.
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SuperMatt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

don't post stuff you don't want others to know online then, simples

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mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

try telling it to a spaz
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)

It's not stuff you don't want people to know
it's stuff you don't want people to drag up.
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SuperMatt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)

if they were friends they wouldn't post it online, if they are not more fool you for telling them

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mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)

She's such a pikey bitch.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)

Tie that silly little girl to a tree, preferably one made of concrete
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)

How is a concrete tree better than a wood tree?

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

worm-resistant
and it doesn't shed its cunting leaves all over the place.

www.palma.art.pl/pages/show/27
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)

I was wondering how it would be better for punishment purposes.
Perhaps he means to throw her into the sea.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)

NONCE!

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)

I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you? You disgusting paedo.

(

Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)

yes concrete tree's turn me on

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)

Typical of your sort.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)

BIG NONCE!

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)

BIG PONCE!

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)

HOMOPHOBIC NONCE!

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)

NONCE

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mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)

that skank whore

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)

Hello Shits.
I've sent O**line *irl to go get Indian food in the drizzle.
I'm staying here and typing on the internet where it's warm.

How are you, the in-house complaints and eating deartment aserting your male authority?
(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)

I've just come home
I never expected the MJ theme to STILL be going
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)

+MG
and the whole world has to answer right now
just to tell you once again WHO'S BALD
(

spacefish bong!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

I think I took a lot of the blame last night.
I'm a terror.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)

no-one's even mentioned Farah Fawcett :(
I blame Uri Geller myself
(

Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)

HE'S A WITCH!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)

He was on the radio this moring claiming that MJ has been in good health.
Uri Geller - not a doctor.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)

Unless he's been given an honorary doctorate in spoon bending by South Walsall Polytechnic.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)

Not much of a psychic either

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)

dammit jim

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spacefish bong!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)

she didn't actually do anything interesting since charlie's angels though, did she?
mind you, the converse is that she never sang "earth song."

i like to think that jacko will spend a hundred years in hell for that, even if i liked everything he did prior to "leave me alone"
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spacefish bong!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)

she didn't need to do anything more than charlies angels
that was more than enough for any schoolboy
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)

She's just a girl who thinks I live with my mum

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Newington, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)

A bit fed-up JMG.
Some happy music and some wine will cheer me up.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)

corries on now
I'm liking the kevin/molley will they/won't they shag story
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)

I am shocked and saddened by your Twitter status.
Internet sympathy and that.
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Newington, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)

Thanks lovely.

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)

I'm sat in my pants waiting for a lady to bring me more booze
could be waiting a while 'cos I'm not actually expecting anyone
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broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)

Keep the faith.
You never know.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

Yup.
There have been lots of young ladies today in bikinis and some of them only half a bikini. If one of those turns up with a 3l bottle of cider I shall be a happy man indeed.

She doesn't need to bring fags, I've got some.
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broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)

phone the off-licence and tell them you're bed ridden
ask them to bring some round.
works every time
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)

my local taxi place will deliver booze and fags for a fee

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well, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)

I don't need to assert it.
It just sits there naturally. Much like an electric field
(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)

I'm not.
She's decided she isn't coming over tonight so I'm just going to eat crisps and dip.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)

Euphemism?

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broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)

You'd better hope so, big boy.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)

I'll give you a monster munch if you give me a pringle

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broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)

Only if I can see your quaver.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)

You'll have to show him your cheesy Wotsit first.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)

I'M RUBBING MY NIK NAKS RIGHT NOW

(

broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

Its warmer outside than it is inside at the moment.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)

not here it isn't
I've been melting faster than michael jacksons nose in this heat
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)

It's quite warm here.
I might wander down to the shops in a bit.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)

can you get me a magnum please?
I've had a craving for ice-cream all day
(

Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)

Gaz me £2 then.

(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

Michael Jackson Michael Jackson Michael Jackson Michael Jackson Michael Jackson Michael Jackson
fucking shut up you gang of pricks
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)

Hello
I'm going out for something to eat soon. Won't that be nice?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)

depends where you're going really.
and would be even nicer if you dont come back toodle pip love you!
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)

You fucking manky slag
I hate you
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)

This satirical post is better than mine.

(

WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)

he's one of the Jamaican bobsled team right?
The one with the Egg?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)

Yeah
Keeps it down his trousers and gives it a kiss for good luck.
(Big Smurf Brush me daddy-O, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)

hi kid
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)

Hast ye heardeth!?
Eleanor of Provence doth be dead! Yea, verily and so forth!
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)

i hope madonna releases american pie again this time as a tribute to sir micheal, for today the music really has died
:(((((((((((((((((((((((((
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mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)

His family went to see the undertaker.
"Sorry, we don't accept plastic."
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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:19, archived)

haha

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)

Oh man, that's that Dark Eyed Peas song, that beeeee a CHOOON gurl, yahgetsme?

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)

I quite fancied Fergie in that video

(

broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)

Apparently they're gonna melt his body down and make lego out of it
so the kids can play with him instead
(

Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)

Except the ones telling the other ones to shut up.
They're great, they are.
(

Newington, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)

Is there anyone else in the world
who if they died tomorrow would create quite such the impact that we've seen from Michael Jackson? I can only think of Obama.
(

magnum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

margaret thatcher

*throws the first brick*
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

I can't picture "World mourns Margaret Thatcher" as a headline.

(

Newington, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)

Nelson Mandella
Jill Dand....oh hang on...
(

Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)

Madonna
Ahmadinejad
JMG
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Newington, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

I don't think Madonna would cause quite the same level of interest
She would create a lot, but not as much.
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magnum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

Anyone called him '”The People’s Paedophile” yet?

(

magnum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)

don't like MJ Gigglesmesh
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)

My self-confidence took a huge blow today.
Hopefully this will make me better at posting on the internet.
What thing happened to you once?

Am I doing it right yet?
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WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)

HOW DARE YOU
yes.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)

doing what right?

(

well, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)

If "it" is talking nonsense, he's doing it very well.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)

I invited everyone to make suggestions about how I should post so that I would be less shit.
I was told that I should think less of myself, post less frequently and ask questions that could lead to conversation.

I would imagine this post would make everyone like me more on the internet.
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WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)

No new threads.
Try that for a bit.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)

No New Threads
Noted.

Anything else?
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WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)

yer
not giving a shit. try that one.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)

Not giving a shit
Noted.
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WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)

not giving a shit means no notes.

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)

noted.

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WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)

haha you odd cunt

(

rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)

Sorry that post didn't convey my shuffling awkwardness enough
oh no! I've posted twice in quick succession.

What did you have for breakfast, was it nice, my opinion isn't as good as yours what should I eat for mine?

phew!
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WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)

Oh right.
I'd just have suggested "Don't be a tit". Or if you insist on being a tit, put more work into it.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)

Work harder at being a tit.
Noted.
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WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)

Tell you what, scratch that. Aim higher and try to be a truly odious third-degree wankstain, without any self-referential nudging and winking.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)

im higher and try to be a truly odious third-degree wankstain, without any self-referential nudging and winking.
Noted.
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WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)

wait a second
That won't make people like me more.

You devious bastard.
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WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)

Your "worst" posts are the textual equivalent of an annoying whine, like Loose Women on a low volume.
If you pulled out all the stops and acted like a total cunt, you could inspire rage, contempt and a whole cornucopia of negative emotions; hell, you might even get death threats!

Getting people to like you is fairly easy, but deliberately making people hate you is a much darker and more elusive art altogether. Besides, notoriety is at least as good as fame - and both are better than total obscurity.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)

I fucked ya mum the other day

dark enough for ya prick
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)

Michael Jackson

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)

Can't wait to seee him at the o2.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)

Watching the football NOW?!?!

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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)

I really need to stop commenting on international sports before the match has finished don't I?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)

It's been abysmal
Total second half capitulation. I'd have probably done better to have taken your advice and stopped watching
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)

Just think,
these kids are the future England A team.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)

ohhhh poor wormulus
hahaha
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Mrs Sp@m, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)

So what's your opinion of the football, hats, and blue hair

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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)

I wouldn't dare to venture an opinion on any of those
I guess blue hair and hats are quite nice :) I don't really know.
i support Leicester City Football Club, their nickname is the foxes, what is your nickname?
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WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)

I'm a Villa fan. I feel I should deride the relative position of your club to mine.
I have no nickname. Only my surname is uttered in hushed tones by those who know me.
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)

I've just read the advice for GPs for swine flu
And am not impressed.

Also, apparently doctor receptionists aren't asking about fever, so there are patients with classic flu symptoms sat in surgeries' waiting rooms.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)

You're not a GP so I shouldn't worry too much about it.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)

but she is a swine,
so she's entitled to an opinion
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WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)

My boyfriend's mother is
He lives with his mum, and I'm there so much that I almost live with them.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)

Ah, I can see why you would be unimpressed now.

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WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)

But still, let her do the worrying.
You find some different advice to worry about.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)

the mass moonwalk just appeared on bbc news.
edit: I don't Approve, I just love the fact That Rob Had to be Starting Sumthin.

do you see what i did there? arf!
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

LOTS of PEOLPE
ALWAYS IN AR HARTS
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)

good work, keep us updated

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well, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)

3v3 :(
MoT knows nothing
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)

Anything else appear on BBC news?

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)

YES - 2 locala just got done for murder in the arson in tooting.

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)

i read that a lolocats at first
now we haz burnz the peeplez we canz get nu onez
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mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)

Michael Jackson Michael Jackson Michael Jackson Michael Jackson Michael Jackson

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)

OMG! Michael Jackson has died!
Two years ago!!!!1!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Jackson
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The Neville What what what, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

He looks like Brian Blessed.
Edit: Hello The Neville.
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Hello there!
How art thous?
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The Neville What what what, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)

Fantabulous, thank you.
How are you?
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I'm sprangly
About to go out and stock up on beers for an eve of merriment and relaxations of a drunken variety
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The Neville What what what, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)

Excellent.
Beer-fueled relaxations are my most favourite kind.
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Robs moonwalk tweet creates monster
img268.yfrog.com/i/1kzu.jpg/

looooooads of people.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)

awwwwwwwwwwww

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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)

What are they doing?

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)

Something about Marcus Jefferson or something

(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)

I don't understand

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)

I think the chances of someone in a group that size having a cardiac arrest is quite high.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)

They ARE from the internet

(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)

The biggest gathering of fucking morons since the G20 protests.

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*angry that I didn't go*

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~~the G20 protests~~ last year's HoodButter Bash
(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)

~~the G20 protests~~ SickRiks last trip abroad
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broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)

~~the G20 protests~~ /talk.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)

I like this one ^ best

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broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)

i shan't click on this, is it relevent to my interests?

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mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)

dunno , just liked the pic

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)

is a picture of jailbait, fishing, guinness or aircon?

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mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)

relevant to your interests
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)

What a handsome fish.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)

a lovely lovely bream

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)

Also relvent to Mongy's interests

VERY FUCKING NSFW.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

nah he's seen that before

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

He has.
www.b3ta.com/talk/5688019
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)

It looks like she has drawn her pubes on with a felt pen.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)

SNOTTY
cool
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mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)

all over his net :D
unlucky.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)

Not really, no.

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HAhahaha
I was following this on facebook before, that's mental though.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)

Would anyone in the World notice if WW3
broke out now?
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)

I'd imagine so.

Why?
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Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)

Only if Michael Jackson Michaeled Up his Jacksonometer.

(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)

I didnt know she was cubed or imprisoned

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)

Fuck off.
You're the shittest thing I've ever seen on here.
Seriously, fuck off. Go kill yourself or something.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)

do you have yourself on ignore so you can't see your own posts?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)

I have YOU on ignore.

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)

Why?
that makes me sad :(
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)

Well im ignoring the pair of you

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)

Not a fucking loss.

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)

Because anytime I see your name, I am reminded of your lies.

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)

I've never lied to you.
I find you too beautiful to lie to.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)

What did I ever do to
get such a compliment?
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)

It's a bit hard to not notice nuclear bombs.
I gave up caring about MJ's death after about 5 hours of constant news about him.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)

what would world war 3 breaking out look like,
just incase it happens and I don't notice
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)

you know that scene in Tron where they're racing those future motorbikes and one crashes?
Nothing like that.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)

You know that scene in Fight Club where the city explodes and Pixies play in the background?
Nothing like that.
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Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)

No as im currantly living on Mars
slightly cold with a few dust storms now and agian
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)

Michael Jackson Michael Jackson Michael Jackson Michael Jackson Michael Jackson

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)

WHERE IS FRANK?

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)

ROFFLE WAFFLES MICHAEL JACKSIE IZ DED LOLOLOL SOLE TOPIC OF FUCKING CONVERSATION ON THE ENTIRE SODDING INTERNET

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)

STOP CRAPPING ALL OVER MY INTERNET.

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)

I'm bored, sat here waiting for Pickle Fairy to do naked stuff on webcam

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)

jog the fuck on he's doing my swede in

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)

I understand all of those words
However that sentence makes no sense.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)

try babelfish

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)

I'm listening to his songs
I never gave him the time of day before.

But this makes me a good person.

Probably.

I'm also going to tell you which songs I'm listening to.
(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)

Thanks to Radio 1 I have listened to more Michael Jackson today than I think I have in the past decade
I only had it on to annoy the stupid one in the office.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)

Are you VERY angry now?

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)

Yes
And it'd probably go in history as 'a week of sadness. WW3 broke out the day after the king of pop died'
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)

King of Pop?
Shit, has Gary Barlow died today as well?

FUCKING HELL :(
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)

JMG is the king of pop
Well, Vimto
(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)

If Diana was the peoples' princess,
JMG is the peoples' King.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)

Take it, Roger Miller!
# Seems to be always there
Geordie and he's got no hair
Tells fatties what to do
And berates an online view
Watch wobblers as they bounce
Laughing as they start a flounce
He still lives with his mother and he's
KING OF THE DOLE #
(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)

yeah, right

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well, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)

would it have vin diesel in it?

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)

Batman would

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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)

Batman's wood

(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)

Shut up
I can't hear the football
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)

It's 3-0 against Sweden.
I'm quite sure that we've won.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)

THAT'S NO EXCUSE TO TALK OVER THE TOP OF IT

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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)

No
What?
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)

No
What?
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)

Hey sexy lady
How are you?
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)

eh I'm alright a bit tired, cranky, stupid, fat and ugly
you?
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)

Noes!
*bums*
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broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)

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