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Enough about them, what about me.
I'm the mother fuckin' V.I.P
Put your hands in the air and follow me.
Ya'll gonna lay a beat about me on the count of three.
...one...two....three....[go].
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:30, archived)

Can't be arsed

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)

i think i can smell Jesus

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)

so that's what the smell is

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Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)

much like cabbage

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)

very much so
but with a sulphurous undertone, a bit like a damp matchstick
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Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:35, archived)

or a horse, recently made redundant from a narcotics syndicate

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:36, archived)

poor horse
not only does it smell odd it's unemployed. Damn this recession
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Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)

i fear for the horses, i really do

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)

as would any well adjusted being

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Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)

is it wednesday yet?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)

nearly
just have a nap and it will be wednesday before you know it
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Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)

I'm going to buy a pony and call him Tony.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banyan
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:46, archived)

make sure you feed him
so he's not all skinny and bony
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Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)

he's diabetic

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)

no sugar lumps or polos for Tony then

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Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)

GNAHHHH, FUCK OFF, FUCK RIGHT OFF, FUCK OFF OFF THIS FUCKING INTERNET RIGHT NOW
GO PLAY ON YOUR WII OR SOMETHING, GNAHHHH, FUCKING CUNT CUNT,
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

don't have a WII

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Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)

6 to tha clock, on my way to the top

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)

6 o'clock's at the bottom of the clock
you spastic
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)

the only way is up from there, then

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)

BABYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
for yoouuuuuuuu and meee nowwwwwww
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)

mumble murmer you're a cunt
yahh y'know piece o' me
pack your shit up foo'
that stupid cunt G-O-N-Z
*crotch grab/gang sign*
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)

FROM THE WINDOWS!
TO THE WALLS!
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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)

Who sings that''go baby, go baby go...don't upset the riddim''?

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)

Roger Whittaker

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:41, archived)

noisettes
also i´m watching a film in spanish with heather graham in.. just seen her boobs. fantastic.
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

Raw, I'ma give it to ya
With no trivia,
We like cocaine, straight from Bolivia.
My hip-hop will rock and shock the nation,
like the emancipation
proclaimation.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)

in the midnight hour
SHE CRIED MORE MORE MORE
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)

HIIIIIIIIIIGHWAY TO THE DAAAAANGERZONE!!!!!!!!

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:41, archived)

fuck you.
fuck you all over.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)

Yeah, you'd like that.
Disgraceful.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)

SO YOU'S DA MAN DAT COME TO SWEEP MA YARD

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)

Haha!

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)

Dododo do dcham de dcham.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)

Gonz! Tell Rose about how good Top Gun is.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)

fuck orf

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

I'm soo getting my hands on a copy, that was such a good crap film.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)

Children Of Bodom ruined that song for me

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)

i love a bit of billy.
there's nothing that could ruin him for me. not even a spelling mistake or anything.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)

I bet some cunt would spell it Rebal Yall
getting a's and e's confused like a fucking mouthbreather
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:46, archived)

oh god
i would be all over that and gaz'ing and lol'ing and all sorts
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)

Of course you would
You've got a soft spot for finding the chink in the armour of the intellectual titans. It makes you aquaplane.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)

i fucking love it.
it never happens :(((( im sat here drier than a nuns cunt waiting for that shit. if only grrr, if only.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)

l'm sure if you concentrated really hard
you'd spot peopIe dropping in the occassional one
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)

i might.
good lord im watching.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)

the little jew,
in the hood, with the tummy disease, turning over gold with his bisnis ease,
strolling and rolling, gonna choose some food,
chinky in the crib if he's in the mood,

holding hands relaxing, bimbo show,
mother fucking comb in his tight afro,
spellin it badly coz it's good to troll,
pissing of the masses, is how he roll

c-c-c-c-check it
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mongychops, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)

*Claps like a mong and clicks*

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:46, archived)

see the more you encourage him
the more he hangs about
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)

red head rose shopping lightly,

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mongychops, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)

here i am
here i am not encouraging you. get that
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

still the bags are ful coz she's a pikey
five finger discount in the hood,
stolen goods have never tasted so good
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mongychops, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

davey speaks to rosalicious
poor old davey catch no fishes
he is blanking, his net like new
i feel for him i really do
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)

what the fuck is this doing on the popuLOL?
oh its mongy. fucking flids.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)

"but it's hard to get by, when your arse is the size of a small countryyyyyyyyyyyy"

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)

Good rhymes
good times
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Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)

Gosh, really?
Wow
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broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:46, archived)

I've just discovered mafia wars on facebook.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)

I've heard it's addictive,
therefore I'm not trying it.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)

I blame baldmonkey for this.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)

uh ohhhhsss

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weaver., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)

My sweat, glorious creatures!
How do you like to drink? Do you have a favourite drinking vessel (aside from a boat!). Do you sip, quaff or slug?

I am currently enjoying an ice cold red (fuck the wine nazis)out of a goblet. It is lovely to just slurp it in big mouthfuls!
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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:12, archived)

I drink water like porn stars drink milk
Everything else is drunk with my little finger sticking out
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)

Odd that, I drink water rudely too!
Sadly not from the pussy of an 18 year old Nip school girl like I choose to believe you suggest.
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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)

Vimto through a crazy straw

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)

takes good lung work that.

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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:16, archived)

I'm on the Budvar right now
out of a glass mind. I'm not your uncivilized out of the bottle type. *pinky fingers*
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MrA, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)

You can drink out of a bottle with your little finger out
unless your fat useless fingers can't grip the bottle enough to lift it without that extra support, you feeble wanker
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:16, archived)

I just hate drinking out of bottles
When the fuck did water bottle manufactures all of a sudden decide we need artificial teets to suckle on?
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MrA, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)

I wish we could go back to skeins.
Fluids taste so much better straight from an animal's bladder
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)

NNNG
NNNG
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)

i drink wine out the bottle
but tonight it's vodka from a glass all civilised like
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)

Its better out of a big wide goblet glass.
You can leer at people as soon as it leaves the lips, hopefully with some dripping off your teeth.
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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)

people?
that sir, implies i have friends
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)

Naaaaah!
People at the next table as ytou sit alone in a posh resturant doing bottle after bottle in.
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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)

god i can only dream
i dont get let out much
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)

I can only drink vodka if it is disguised
Like rhubarb flavour in revolution etc
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)

then why drink it at all young one...?

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)

because them shot sticks are nice

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)

Cider from a vase.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:16, archived)

Ala Brian Potter?

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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)

Stella from a can.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:16, archived)

Touch of class.
Then flatten it on the wifes head?
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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)

Normally through my mouth and down my throat.
I'm crazy like that.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)

i drink claret through a sieve

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Lightguy hail satan, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)

no one likes lumps.

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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

from an ice cold glass from the freezer.. with the coolest crappy spanish lager
but I prefer my dark beers, mahou negra, theakstons old peculiar etc.

I drink them and feel like a REAL MAN. I drink then do an "ahhhh" sound to show my manly delight.
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)

I drink too fast apparently.

I have an earthen ware mass that takes 1.4 litres, which is my vessel of choice at my place during partys
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)

I have a cup hewn (sp) from a bulls horn.

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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)

i'll never drink your sweat

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scott,, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)

It certainly doesn't sound very appealing.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)

no, i mean that's my great regret
i forgot the sad face :(
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scott,, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)

Oh, well you go for it.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 23:07, archived)

I have a two pint plastic beaker
that I use exclusively for chugging vimto from!! If any other drinkable liquid ends up in it, it has to be thoroughly washed of any evidence of such an occurrence!
(Dutch Lover! roses are red, violets are stupid and so are you, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

I wear a diver's helmet, then fill it with hot tea
then gulp it down before I drown
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)

who cares about mongys bivvy
whats the best fucking bit about YOU? what would i completely fall for?
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:20, archived)

My cracking set of personailtys.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:20, archived)

pauly you out the running being 3p tipping and that

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:22, archived)

Yeah', but that means I can get a whole £2.97 bottle of wine for when we get back time.
WINK WINK
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:27, archived)

when was the last time we done wine eh?
classy cunts me and you
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)

Hah, you FORCED me to drink that watered-down-tequila like shit, Saki.
And then STOLE my bottle when I stood up to you by not drinking it.

When I get well again, we'll get bladdered properly.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:35, archived)

slander
i dont drink anyway
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:39, archived)

you are far too gentile

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:30, archived)

I didn't want to hurt my delicate little flower.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)

is that all I am to you?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:38, archived)

I shower every 4 days

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:21, archived)

MARVELLOUS.

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:21, archived)

It builds up the musk for the ladies.

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:23, archived)

I've got well nice hair.
Fucking lush it is.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:21, archived)

me too!!!!!!!

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:23, archived)

probably my big arms, blue green eyes
and internet skills

edit: ONLY WHEN YOU ARE 18YRS OLD
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:22, archived)

What does your other account look like, El Guiri?

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:23, archived)

whats with that?
fucking james bond motherfucker
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:26, archived)

Like Jason Bourne and shit.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)

man he does some well crazy shit

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)

I read that as Jack Osborn.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)

He's crazy too.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:35, archived)

Not as sly as that El Guiri though.
He's a slick motherfucker.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)

god he's THE MAN

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:37, archived)

If I have money, I totally buy things for other people.

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WHARRGARBL, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:22, archived)

if i have money me too!
god we're like sisters or something
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:26, archived)

i care about my bivvy
and my love of my bivvy shows how deep i am
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mongychops, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:22, archived)

shut up
you have holes in your bivvy
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:23, archived)

not anymore
army andy sorted it
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mongychops, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:24, archived)

soon rectified.
august. you'll see
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:25, archived)

are you making threats on my bivvy? that's not cool
:((((((((((

i'm not meeting you now
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mongychops, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:27, archived)

+ again
i'll leave my hair clip at home
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:28, archived)

the milk
:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
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mongychops, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)

the ants
:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)

I have an angelic grin
and a lisp
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:22, archived)

no room for angels here

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)

isn't there?
I thought straight edge was all the rage
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:37, archived)

The fact that I will completely ignore you for 30 minutes.
Then act like the neediest loser in the world until you give me 5 minutes attention.
Then repeat.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:23, archived)

not relevant to my interests

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:23, archived)

Drat.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:24, archived)

Are you by any chance a dog?
If you drool too, that clinches it.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:35, archived)

Only in my sleep.
As you well know...

;P
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:38, archived)

i'm completely covered in soft fur

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scott,, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:25, archived)

LUXURY.

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:28, archived)

I've got nice shorts.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:25, archived)

DENIED.
waders or gtfo.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:26, archived)

Freak.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:30, archived)

you liked it too.

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)

Not in the same way as you though, perv.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)

I lay fresh eggs every morning

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MrA, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:26, archived)

food is for pussies

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:30, archived)

what on earth are you planning on doing with my eggs?
your sick you know that. fucking sick.
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MrA, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:35, archived)

i like this style of posting
who so ever writes the first nice thing about me that is actually true can ask 3 questions that i will answer without lying
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mongychops, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:11, archived)

eh?
you always tell lies
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:12, archived)

NEEEEEEEEEEEDY

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:13, archived)

so needy
my whole life is a empty husk :(((((((
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mongychops, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:14, archived)

you are you are
HOW ATTRACTIVE AM I???
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:15, archived)

you're not bad
but could we talk about me abit more
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mongychops, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:17, archived)

how's your blonde bird?
the one with the cracking tits?
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:18, archived)

she's alright, out with the girls tonight

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mongychops, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:21, archived)

you best text and that
make sure
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:24, archived)

As beautiful as a blue steak.

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:17, archived)

i was talking from mongys point of view

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:18, archived)

ARMADILLO

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:19, archived)

You've got lovely long eyelashes.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:14, archived)

dont feed it

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:15, archived)

Aw man he gets me every time :(

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)

he's got a fucking fine looking bird
blonde and gorgeous
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)

You have the mongiest chops I've ever seen.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)

Mongy has a cracking bivvy.

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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:17, archived)

Nobody loves bivvies and bumholes quite as much as you,

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nick the greek, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:17, archived)

You look manly whenever you have a freshwater fish between your palms.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:17, archived)

mongychops once hired a prostitute and spent the whole night talking to her about her problems, and helped to sort her life out

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Lightguy hail satan, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:18, archived)

Mongy likes forum banter. Good times.

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:19, archived)

Or not. Not really my place to judge.
No offence.
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nick the greek, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:19, archived)

No offence.

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:20, archived)

Mongy inspired my bivvy related assault on the 6 millionth post.
I believe it was his bivvy that guided my hand.
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WHARRGARBL, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:19, archived)

MMMMM BOP, ba ba dooo bop, shwee ba da boo bop, yeah-eaa-hare !!!!

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:20, archived)

Whoever writes the nicest thing about me gets a sexy picture of me and SSG.
or a date, your choice.

EDIT: Gone to pub. I'll pass judgement upon my return.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:35, archived)

GIBLET CUM

(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:35, archived)

makes a good condiment because...

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)

That would be a first on Masterchef

(

Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)

You're less harmful than drawing pins.

(

Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:37, archived)

How many drawing pins?

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)

a few.

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)

more dangerous than blu-tack, though.

(

the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:52, archived)

I dunno, that's a nice pipe you've got.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:37, archived)

i dont actually care
i already have an incredibly sexy picture of ssg anyway.
fuck orf.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)

is this why all the cool kids go to the pub?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)

Probably, I'm going there shortly..
which probably makes me somewhat cooler for turning up late.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:39, archived)

I wish I could
but not tonight
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:44, archived)

I expect talking to you is marginally less upsetting than watching a creature from beyond the universe flay your family alive.

(

Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)

I was about to go to the shop and purchase wine that I couldn't really afford.
But now it's raining. Is this God telling me not to?

Christians, your opinions please.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:39, archived)

god says "relax"

(

Lightguy hail satan, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:41, archived)

Is Frankie God?

(

Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:41, archived)

ask the pope

(

Lightguy hail satan, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)

Who knows, I was about to go to the pub, but the rain is getting heavier.
Just drink whatever's under the kitchen sink instead.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:41, archived)

god wants you to turn the rainwater into wine
by walking to the shop and buying it.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:44, archived)

I also have this issue
BASTARD RAIN
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)

the doveston knows not of joy or anger, only unrelenting disco

(

Lightguy hail satan, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:40, archived)

Don't you blame it on sunshine
Don't blame it on moonlight
Don't blame it on good times
Blame it on the boogie
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magnum, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)

i would take the stars out of the sky for you
stop the rain from falling if you asked me to,
i'd do anything for you, your wish is my command, i could move a mountain when your hand is in my hand
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mongychops, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:40, archived)

You really want that sexy SSG photo eh?

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)

ive forwarded it

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)

morjac is MINT

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)

who? what? where?

(

mongychops, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:48, archived)

if the stars should fall from the skies :((((((

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)

i'll guess it's music, too hip for this cat

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mongychops, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:59, archived)

soz :(((((((

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:00, archived)

I agree. More Jack it is.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:00, archived)

haha i fucking love it

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:01, archived)

You to me are everything by The Real Thing

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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)

There was a character called The Doveston in a book I read
At the roll calls in the school in the book there were always kids dying due to drive bys. But the school was in Britain. And from there the humour arouse.
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magnum, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:41, archived)

I think it was a Robert Rankin book

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magnum, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:01, archived)

www.amazon.co.uk/Snuff-Fiction-Robert-Rankin/dp/0552145904
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magnum, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:02, archived)

JUMP AND SHOUT

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 21:11, archived)

SHUT UP.
I know I can be a little bit offish sometimes with some of the regular's here, but I've just been over to OFF TOPIC and seen how shit and wimpy they are. I'd like to say that many of the people I am offish with are actually pretty good folk. I even include SuperMatt in that.
So, to recap, well done SuperMatt and other shit people on here for not being as shit as off topic.
*hugs*
*fluffles*
*wooble wonkles*
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:37, archived)

KKKAAAAAAAAAAAOSSSSSSSSSSILATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!
Yeah.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:38, archived)

Fuck yeah.
And I found a free VST theromin which I am using in Fruit Loops with my KORG NANO KEY.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:40, archived)

LINK ME.
I'm all about the VST.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:42, archived)

ALSO:
Fruity loops?!
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:43, archived)

Yes.
Well FL Studio. v8 I think.
(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)

XXL

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)

Why?
Is that bad?
(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)

Not really, I have a bit of stigma with FL.
Just don't like it.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:47, archived)

I can't find any DAW that makes sense to me.
I've tried SONAR and ACID and another one I forget.
All over my head.
Mostly because I am shit.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:49, archived)

Adobe Audition/Pro Tools/Cubase
I only use these though because I hate learning new things.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)

which is easiest?

(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:55, archived)

Audition is pretty easy to use.
Good for multi-tracking, adding effects, mastering and cleaning up audio and so on.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:59, archived)

Ta.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:02, archived)

:(

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)

It's called BTS THEROMIN V1.0
I like it.
I can't be arsed to find it on the web though.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:44, archived)

I WILL LOOK FOR IT!
THANK YOU BALDMONKEY!
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)

I probably found it through here:
free-plugin-list.com/
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)

Good work.

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:48, archived)

Isn't one of those things a cereal?

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:43, archived)

Mmmmmm, I love to start the day with VST theromin.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)

Lightly buttered
and inserted forcefully.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)

Do you know what right?
I don't care.
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broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:39, archived)

you do
you do so much it fucking hurts
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:40, archived)

You want me, in the wrong way

(

broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:42, archived)

dude careful!!!
she´s one of those young girls who preys on old men
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:43, archived)

'young'
:/
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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)

15
i ent old :(((((
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:48, archived)

i'm 12,
you're practically dead in comparison
(

well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:50, archived)

:((((((

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:00, archived)

If rosalicious is a young girl
my nipples are lithuanians
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broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:49, archived)

OI

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)

This is Lithuanian music, at it's best.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z75mLlg4uO0
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:53, archived)

It's probably also the best Eurovision has or ever will get.

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WHARRGARBL, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:54, archived)

no, this is
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0r567UNGEfQ
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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:57, archived)

I remember that well.
but I raise you this.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwXZbMVyXP8
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:01, archived)

Eurovision 2008
best eurovision ever
(

well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:02, archived)

I enjoyed it. I even got pissed and did the moves for the Spanish entry.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)

me too
2009 was a big disappointment, especially since i'd hyped it up for someone i was watching it with based on 2008
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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:09, archived)

That's the trouple with Eurovision hype, isnt it?
I enjoyed the green gimp for '09 though.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)

FUCK ORF

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:40, archived)

Good lord, Balders, stop this nonsense at once
(

vladimir, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:41, archived)

WANKING PONY

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:43, archived)

PEKING DUCK

(

vladimir, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:43, archived)

what is this off topic you speak of?
also, i just ordered 12 beers from my local pizza place. god bless telepizza, españa.

one of my best takeaway orders EVER
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:43, archived)

start a blog
i bet it would be awesome
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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:44, archived)

BLOGS ARE DULL
disastrousproportions.blogspot.com/
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:47, archived)

Wow, she is really shit.
And dull. What a terrible, shit life she must have.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:49, archived)

hahahahahaha
disastrousproportions.blogspot.com/2009/06/just-dont-get-it.html
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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:49, archived)

She seems to take online VERY seriously.

(

Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)

hey man, there's real people behind these pixels you know
:(
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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:54, archived)

lulz you read it
sad times me too :((((((
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:55, archived)

Oh my gosh! Calm down! it's just the fucking internet!

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:56, archived)

there are real people behind the usernames
you should think about that before you post
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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:00, archived)

You should totally get some therapy and GROW UP.

(

Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:00, archived)

How dare you?
I HAVE REAL EMOTIONS.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:03, archived)

You're being pathetic and if you have to be a cunt, over the internet to feel better about yourself, there is something seriously fucking wrong with you.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:04, archived)

Like Asperger's, you mean?
I've never been to the doctor, but I'm pretty sure I got it. I did a test on facebook and everything.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:07, archived)

lulz i see dat

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)

hahaha, that is the same date i got a 1000 word gaz, telling me not to be mean
great times
(

mongychops, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:55, archived)

have a butchers at its blog
i bet its all about you
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:56, archived)

i did, that's how i know the date the troll thing went up was the same day i got the gaz

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mongychops, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)

haha you sad cunt
dull stuff
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)

I bet you're only mean because you're single.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:03, archived)

he actually has a fucking fantastic looking bird
meh, offline innit
(

rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:05, archived)

Jesus, read the rest of her blog.
It's really awful teenage emo shit.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:07, archived)

i dont want to
im half pissed. i like to keep this happy feeling and that
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)

Umm, she's a teenager, isn't she?
If you want deep philosophy, try Kant or Spinoza.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:10, archived)

Haha, I gave that to OffTopic.
They didn't think to check her profile.
(

Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)

But why would you put it in your profile?
Why?
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:01, archived)

because youre a needy cunt.
LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME!!!!!1
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:03, archived)

Oh, I see. Validation on the internet?
Who'd have thought it?
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:05, archived)

i know.
you'd be surprised the lengths these needy cunts go to.
(

rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:06, archived)

What, like
pretend to be a lesbian? That kind of thing? And then fall in love with someone you've never met? Online?

No, that's not possible.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)

yes
its all tedious fucking bollocks
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:12, archived)

my blog is in my profile

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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:04, archived)

That is most informative.
*studies*
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:05, archived)

It's all go in the El Guiri household!

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)

planearm has finally met his match

(

well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)

people seem to think you used to be funny at some point
i don't remember it to be honest
(

well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:43, archived)

He makes a podcast y'know.

(

The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)

really?

(

well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)

yeah, it's shit.

(

The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:49, archived)

copy and paste
it's a shame about baldmonkey really, at one point i felt maybe we'd see a funny man emerge
sometimes the childlike scribbles he used to post were nearly enough to think with a decent idea he could be funny, sometimes his off colour comments on this forum board alluded to maybe a sense of humour emerging, then it all went wrong, i think he believed the hype surrounding him from the people off b3ta that met him in real life that he could do whatever he liked and they would still think him funny, well shame on you lot, look at him now, pathetic
(

mongychops, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:48, archived)

he should have just gone with the whole 'edgy' thing
post a few badly drawn or shopped images and as long as they are offensive enough everyone will love you
(

well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:53, archived)

that sounds like a good idea, i might try that

(

mongychops, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:13, archived)

My whole life has been cursed by people telling me I could do better.
They were all wrong.
(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:53, archived)

You've got to hold on to the dream, and be all you can be!

(

Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:10, archived)

I've looked back.
I can see no evidence of this being true.
Apart, perhaps, from a poem about Cthulhu when we were all a lot more self-congratulatory and nerdy.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:48, archived)

i like the whole Cthulhu thing
link?
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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:50, archived)

Since he's clearly ignoring you
www.b3ta.com/talk/635828
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:00, archived)

Nope.
I was EGOPUFFINGLY seeing if anyone else had it book marked
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:03, archived)

Sorry
b3tasearch "Cthulhu ciggies" here.

*manly supportive hugs*
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:04, archived)

oh god
i remember that :(
(

well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:03, archived)

Je veux qu'on rie
Je veux qu'on danse
Je veux qu'on s'amuse comme des fous
Je veux qu'on rie
Je veux qu'on danse
Quand c'est qu'on me mettra dans le trou.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:57, archived)

I NO

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:00, archived)

wait, who the fuck is Neddy?

(

well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:18, archived)

Surely this mystery could be solved with a gaz.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:19, archived)

done

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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)

haha

(

rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)

He fucked it up and sent it to the wrong poster.
The retard.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:22, archived)

OMG
its almost like he MEANT it
gtfo
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:22, archived)

i sent it to you
did you not get it?
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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:23, archived)

indeed it could

(

Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:36, archived)

who the fuck cares it is MONG

(

rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)

I am

(

Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)

lovely stuff

(

rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)

Another mystery solved

(

SuperMatt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:23, archived)

who?

(

mongychops, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:21, archived)

don't ask me

(

Lightguy hail satan, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:21, archived)

neddy?
neddy?
(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:22, archived)

SWEET AS A NUT

(

rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:23, archived)

SSG 4EVA

(NSFW)
(

WHARRGARBL, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:23, archived)

He's a handsome little fella.

(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:24, archived)

yeah i know

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:26, archived)

The thing is, you kinda trolled yourself because you admited you chillaxio with b3tard, or decklondplexis... I got to be honest, I can't remember.
Eaither way, it's an own goal.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:32, archived)

what's wrong with either of those two?

(

well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:35, archived)

So?
I'm not incredibly popular round here anyway.
(

WHARRGARBL, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:37, archived)

Wow, she's got an ever so slightly big clit.

(

Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:32, archived)

Who isn't Neddy?
Let's narrow it down a bit.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:22, archived)

It's not me.

(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:22, archived)

i'm fairly certain it's not me

(

well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:23, archived)

i'm sure it's not me
i'm very good at the interweb
(

mongychops, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:28, archived)

i'm only 12

(

well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)

Not me.

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WHARRGARBL, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:26, archived)

Didn't he sing that ''IT'S CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISTMAS!'' song?

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:23, archived)

yeah, that's him
i was wondering what he was up to these days
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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:26, archived)

who cares?

(

Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:25, archived)

i do love a fucking good bit of deletion

(

rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:26, archived)

Worse than Hitler.

(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:27, archived)

Pol Pot?

(

Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:27, archived)

I thought I was totally monged
but I was sure there was more stuff below.
(

Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:27, archived)

sorry, i'm not allowed to use the
delete feature anymore, i've been cautioned for abusing it
(

well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:27, archived)

you need to get back in with us deletioners.
right now.
(

rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:29, archived)

and how would one do that?

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Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:31, archived)

youre not invited mong
fuck off back to your corner
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:35, archived)

not allowed in the corner
it's got your name on it
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Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:37, archived)

stop fucking replying to my posts

(

rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:39, archived)

that kind of defeats the object of a place like this surely

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Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:42, archived)

ignore horn incoming

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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:43, archived)

god what is it?

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:44, archived)

i can't belive you deleted that sub-thread

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mongychops, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:31, archived)

She's a frightful thread deleter
I for one, vote we give her a HARD time over it
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broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)

someone should stop her reign of terror

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mongychops, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:35, archived)

It's only a matter of time before she does it again.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:36, archived)

unstoppable me

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:36, archived)

i was talking about findus :((((((((

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mongychops, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:44, archived)

i'll be banned
i'm being watched, i have to be careful
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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:32, archived)

:O
hahaha you used to be ONE OF US
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:36, archived)

I'm back from shopping.
I totally got some new shoes.

What's for dinner mum?
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WHARRGARBL, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:01, archived)

no dinner
i only bought vodka, i forget to get food
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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:02, archived)

get some ice
I think that's classed as food
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:04, archived)

i've got orange juice
this is some 5 a day type shit
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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:05, archived)

Nice one, I'll be over shortly

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broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:05, archived)

This is excellent shopping.

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:07, archived)

Chicken Pie.
Aww mum! You know I don't like that
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Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:03, archived)

I fucking love chicken pie.

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WHARRGARBL, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:06, archived)

absolutely fuck all
pure booze since 12am
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:04, archived)

Good times.

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:08, archived)

dry now
refill needed
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:09, archived)

*pours the lady a drink*
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Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:10, archived)

Take this funnel, I'll get the bleach

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:11, archived)

~~refill~~ lube
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:12, archived)

lube is for pussies zooookiiii

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:13, archived)

and arseholes
pussies and arseholes. and gearboxes.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:15, archived)

fishes arseholes
eyes and arseholes
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:16, archived)

dont
just dont ill boik
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:16, archived)

Christ, I'm starving

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broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:17, archived)

Booze.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:05, archived)

HUZZAH!

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:13, archived)

curry

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Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:06, archived)

I'll be hitting the pub in an hour for a couple
Other than that, I'm just chillin in the living room with some music.
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SuperMatt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:06, archived)

babies

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Lightguy hail satan, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:16, archived)

what colour?

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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:17, archived)

all the colours of the rainbow

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Lightguy hail satan, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:21, archived)

homemade lasagne
garlic bread
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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:16, archived)

So...
What's goin on B3ta?
(DevinDerga Signer of board messages!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:00, archived)

v

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:01, archived)

COMEDY ACCOUNT

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Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:01, archived)

hurrah!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:01, archived)

Are you the real DevinDerga?!!
PLEASE BE THE REAL DEVINDERGA!!!!
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:01, archived)

Yes, I'm the real guy?
Have there been fake ones or something?
(DevinDerga Signer of board messages!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:04, archived)

No.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:07, archived)

Anger
Reactionary politics
Bullying
Casual misogyny
Frustration
Pain
RPGs
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100% kitten better than ever, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:01, archived)

10/10

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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:02, archived)

i had a dream last night about a girl i went out with in my school days
i was going to email her today, then first thing on facebook i saw was her with a status update of:

´has a lovely rock on her fourth finger left hand!!!! Hee hee!!!!!!!´

doh!!!!! well i suppose it was nearly 10 years ago.. fuck i´m getting old.

anyway, i´m so fucking bored. i´m going to order some roast chicken and beer (spain is great for that), then later try and fuck some gippo spanish girl.

whats your plans tonight internet users?
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:49, archived)

i'm going to keep drinking
i might even make some comment on the sort of people who use two accounts, who knows
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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:51, archived)

i only use this account now since i got it back
the only reason i appeared on the other one was because i was too lazy to log out and sign back in again
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:52, archived)

i doubt anyone really cares
i wouldn't worry about it
(welI, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:55, archived)

I have a few days off now so I plan on drinking heavily :)

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)

good times

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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)

See, what fucks me off about this site
is you get a b3tan say 'they are going to drink heavily'

And they dont. Drinking heavily is when inner organs explode.

/rant
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broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)

friz has no choice but to drink heavily

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)

my outer stomach has exploded
does that not count?
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)

last night i lost my phone
i found it in the fridge

surely that's /talk gold right there
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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)

put it back in the fridge and I'll phone it
see if anyone answers
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:59, archived)

Wobbling and eating

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:51, archived)

Awesome new thread, El Guiri!

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:51, archived)

I'm going to wait for I_Was_Mordred to reply to something and then laugh, probably.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:51, archived)

Oh man, it's going to be good.
*glee*
(

The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:55, archived)

Actually I'm going out but if everyone could just collectively wait for a reaction, that'd be appreciated.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:55, archived)

I want to go abroad next year but am having problems choosing a destination.
Any suggestions?
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:52, archived)

You looking for an english speaking place?
come with me and broadsword down the costa del sol... nice hot summers, beaches, places to travel, great culture, learn another language.. i love it here :)
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)

She would.
I fancy somewhere like the Algarve or Malta.
I also like Jamaica but it's too far for her or sometihng.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:55, archived)

algarve is really nice
malta is built up so much, i wouldn´t recommend going there unless you work in corporation services, or want to dodge some nice tax
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)

I do mean for a holiday, not to emigrate.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)

oh
still, algarve is better
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:59, archived)

Kentucky.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)

Oz
Etihad airlines have got a sale on
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)

Hmm... Austrailia...
I hadn't thought about there.

Long flight for 7 nights though. Would be better as a 10-14 nights. *ponders*
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)

2 weeks
you can go for about £600

If you only want 7 nights I'd recommend Corfu
or Lanzarote
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)

YOUR MUMS HAIRY OLD MINGE

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broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)

Been there, done that, got the t-shirt...

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)

I am clothes shopping online for t' holiday.
I should really check how much I've got in my account though, think I'm going a bit overboard.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)

any nice clothes?

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:55, archived)

I'm going a bit overboard on t-shirts and board shorts.
One pair of shorts in particular either make me look ridiculously gay or impressively manly. I'm not quite sure at the mo.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)

Pub.
Probably.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)

I was going to spluff my muck up your rectum if thats ok

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broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)

Have you not had it in a while or something?
You seem very sex-obsessed today.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)

Haha
Fair play fella

10/10
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broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)

sorry
that´s where poo comes from
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)

you're in fine form tonight

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Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)

my plans went tits up
and im pissed already
fuck my life
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)

i read that as
tits
piss
and fuck
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)

b3tan?
no chance
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)

i´ve just seen your profile
you are far too normal to be a b3tan
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)

~~normal~~ + young
:D
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:00, archived)

fuck! you´re only 14!!!!!!
i never spoke to you! i don´t know you!

*clears cache*
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:01, archived)

you best delete those gaz's too

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:05, archived)

visual tourettes is a splendid thing

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Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)

I can't believe the highlight on tv toningt is Moby Fucking Dick!
Starring Gregory Peck at 1.50am!
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)

It's one hell of a drum solo.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)

Are Ant and Dec not on?

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)

not on my tv
I might watch Katie price spilling her guts then sean lock is live on channel 4 at 10
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)

Is it his stand up?

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)

yep

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:02, archived)

I will watch then, I do love Sean Lock.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:03, archived)

True Lies is on AGAIN

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:55, archived)

what did you think of the book?

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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)

never read it
I prefer Columbo type crime fiction
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:03, archived)

Pub pub pub pub

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Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:55, archived)

going down the vulcan.
you coming?
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)

holy shit you´re alive!
dude you need to stop watching star trek and go outside
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)

the vulcan in Huddersfield?
i'm there
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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:00, archived)

the cardiff one,
that has been in the news a bit recently, because celebrities, tried to save it, and, saved, it.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:01, archived)

Popcorn, Torchwood, Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow (Jon Richardson is on there this evening who I really like)
and then to bed to finish the Time Traveller's Wife.
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magnum, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:00, archived)

i like how you´re shagging the wife of some time travelling dude
like a favour whilst he´s gone
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:05, archived)

I once tried reading the Time Traveller's Wife
the missus thinks it's the best thing she's ever read. I thought it was bloody boring
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:06, archived)

Seriously, FUCK the KAOSSILATOR.
Who wants to be up me? Credits for your own lube etc
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broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:28, archived)

I wouldn't touch you with Rosies

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)

yer but you would tho

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)

wouldn't

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)

he sooo would

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Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)

sooo wouldn't

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:31, archived)

Dont blame you
I touched me with mine. Horrible.
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broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)

*Bums*
I will use yoghurt as lube.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)

I might throw in some bits from a Crunch Corner
For added texture.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:31, archived)

how about some tabasco for that added heat

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Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:32, archived)

Phwoaar yes.

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Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:37, archived)

would bring a tear
to the (japs)eye
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Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:38, archived)

I'm suprised you can even walk after last time.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:31, archived)

I'll bring my own
members.tripod.com/matt_87/GearLube.jpg

or Swarfega
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:31, archived)

no thanks
i find you repulsive, no offense
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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:31, archived)

What about redheads?
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:42, archived)

i don't care about hair colour
/ac
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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)

as long as it's not grey/white

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:47, archived)

phwoar!

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Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:46, archived)

I've just splurged on my monitor

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:47, archived)

*passes 'zuki a box of tissues*
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Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:48, archived)

now clean it up you dirty boy

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Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:49, archived)

TuTT has
REALLY let herself go :(
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:49, archived)

So he did artificially enhance his residule self and reinstate himself back inside the Matrix then?

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:50, archived)

I'd quite like to stuff a burning cactus up your trumper

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:32, archived)

I fancy you
come out here and lets sex
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broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:34, archived)

bugger that, I'm not going anywhere forrin ever again

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:36, archived)

and Kaossilators are just glorified stylophones, he'll be bored of it in a week

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:35, archived)

I want to be so far up you that I tickle your tonsils.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:32, archived)

you fucking whore

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)

And how!

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:47, archived)

i don´t think you could handle my chorizo cockmonster

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:39, archived)

I have to get ready for a wedding.
DON'T WANT.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:39, archived)

Forced marriage is illegal in Britain and Ireland and I'm sure there is someone who can help you.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:42, archived)

She's the priest

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:46, archived)

Except when some PC pussy comes along and worries about religious discrimination
Then you're plain fucked.
(Nalr I'll get the coals, you bring the burgers., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:48, archived)

I have finally got my KAOSSILATOR.
Combined with the power of my KORG KAOSS PAD and POD FARM it all adds up to AWESOME NOISE.
Fuck you, you petty little pricks, I'm fucking ace.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)

i'm deaf so i can't really appreciate that sort of thing
but good luck with it anyway
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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)

DEAF PEOPLE ARE ALL, WITHOUT A SINGLE EXCEPTION, FUCKING PRICKS.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)

i'm not even really deaf and i'm a fucking prick
what can i say
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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)

you fucking prick

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:58, archived)

hey, you can't say that to me
i'm deaf
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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:59, archived)

I SAID...
YOU FUCKING PRICK!
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:06, archived)

imagine what it would be like to be sammi
i bet it would be pretty awesome
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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:07, archived)

It'd be pretty ace to just say anything and then assume you were right.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:15, archived)

exxxx...certianly

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:17, archived)

it's harder than it looks

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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:17, archived)

eh? what's that?
speak up, would ya?
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:01, archived)

You see this dewd?
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post478707

It's I_Was_Mordred basically being a self-important spastic.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:00, archived)

noise to signal ratio related lols

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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:01, archived)

People who use latin phrases are pricks.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:03, archived)

also, how can you bully someone on the interent?

(

well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:03, archived)

That's what makes it doubly bad.
He's not only being a prick, but he's also wrong on so many occasions in that one post.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:05, archived)

You lot should know...
I had enough on my first day :(
(Nalr I'll get the coals, you bring the burgers., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:44, archived)

strange, i was never 'bullied' when i first used this account

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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:49, archived)

Does that get on to the list because it's about /talk, even though it's not posted on /talk?
I think it should.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:14, archived)

I don't know it kind of hurts my eyes to read it.
Fairly certain he's only clicked on his own link and then just assumed THE LIST is me calling someone a cunt and then logging their reaction. I think he's the only spastic stupid enough to rise to that bait on here.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:18, archived)

rofl deleted
just while I was taking the piss
(

Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)

oh wait, no it wasn't
b3ta spacked on me
(

Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:18, archived)

I'm going to find him on Off Topic and link him back to it.
Then basically sit back and say nothing while he buries himself.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:20, archived)

He'll no doubt have some people who hate me leap to his defense.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post478921
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:22, archived)

hahaha
CREDIT PLS
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:25, archived)

You're my eyes and ears yo.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)

i so am

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)

Supreme dickishness!

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Ttssattsr, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)

POO POO MAGOO

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Lightguy hail satan, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)

AWESOME POWER
this is the awesome power of EGGS, I'll wager.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)

what boozes are good?
I need a change from beer
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)

It's summer
so gin and tonic or Pimms. Don't forget a slice of lemon for your 5-a-day.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)

I just had lettuce in a sandwich surely that counts?
how are you?
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)

I think you'll need four more sandwiches.
I'm good thanks, only one more essay to hand in for December. All I need now is the motivation to start it......
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:55, archived)

how long does an essay take?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)

I'm supposed to do proper research and stuff.
That will take a couple of months. Then I have to see how my research compares to what's already been done. Then I have to actually get my finger out and write it.

Never, ever again will I decide to do any formal learning.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:17, archived)

CUCUMBER IN YER GIN YEAH!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:14, archived)

I thought I'd go classic
I didn't want to get into THAT argument again.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:26, archived)

i love a lime with me gin,
but sometimes, by the fifteenth gin, you know, you fancy a bit of variety.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:32, archived)

vodka, sambuca, amaretto
anything really, whatever's cheap
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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)

so just march into sainsburys and grab something sweet?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)

go go go

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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)

I am thinking of midori and lemonade....

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)

i had to google that, looks awful
go for it
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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)

mmmmmm midori....mmmm

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)

*closes the floodgates*
*Alerts the authoities*
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broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)

shut up you know NOTHING

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)

I always thought you were male.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)

what do you suggest then?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:55, archived)

They do quite convincing prosthetics these days
and some hormones might shrink your boobs and give you a touch of stubble.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:57, archived)

and to drink?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:03, archived)

testosterone

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)

I want you in me

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broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)

It's summer.
So wine. Don't forget to leave the South African shite on the shelf.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)

I want you in me

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broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)

You're awfully slutty today.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:42, archived)

Do you like it like that?

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broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)

No.
It's improper.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:45, archived)

pimms no. 1 and lemonade

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:42, archived)

but I am not a girl

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)

I like Pimms and lemonade and I'm not a girl.
Oh.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)

time to hand in your man card miss

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)

Says Little Miss fucking Midori.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:53, archived)

i have no idea what Midori is, i shan't google it, i'll stay naive

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mongychops, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:03, archived)

i googled
some sort of grapefruit liqueur i think
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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)

Japanese melon liqueur
it's one of the worst drinks ever invented.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)

yeah that's it,
i did google but i kind of forgot what i'd found out about it
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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:12, archived)

Pimms is for gentlefolk of both sexes.
If you've got a straw boater and a striped blazer, you're practically obliged to drink it.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:57, archived)

I am genuinely excited about this piece of news that I do not understand.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)

*sarcasm fives*

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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)

*fives up*
Was it that obvious?
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)

obvious to the point of being offensive
no offense
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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)

Good good.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:41, archived)

I want your sarcasm fives in me

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broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)

don't touch me :/

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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)

MUSIC MAN, MAKE US SOME MUSIC

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Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:41, archived)

KOOL
Put some stuffs online when you've experimented, unless it's shit, then don't.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:42, archived)

I heard you're a prick.
Is this true?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)

ooh id like to know also

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:53, archived)

I read it all over the internet yesterday. ALL OVER.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:53, archived)

oh man it MUST be true!
i wish i'd been there :(
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:55, archived)

The internets doesn't lie.

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:01, archived)

i no i read truths and it makes me :((((((((((

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:02, archived)

eh?

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mongychops, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:01, archived)

get a bed granddad

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:06, archived)

wish i could
bloody shattered
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mongychops, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:08, archived)

jog on then old man

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)

Jogging will only make him more tired.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)

some people seem unable to grasp the basics

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mongychops, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:13, archived)

saucy cunt

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:15, archived)

lol I am not even Wicca

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)

O MAI GAWD!

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)

a new high for /talk

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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)

It's my birthday

(__, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)

yeah, i saw that down there
any reason you chose to reply to me with that?
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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)

Near the top?

(__, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)

OH FUCK THIS'LL GET DELETED NOW
OH GOD
(__, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)

NOOOOOOOO

(__, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)

PLEASE DON'T KILL YOURSELF
THEY WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT IT IF YOU DO
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Lightguy hail satan, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)

It would be the ultimate attention grab

(__, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)

maffers is your man for that

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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)

Everyone has him on ignore though

(__, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)

they do?
he seems like a fairly inoffensive kinda chap to me
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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)

I don't even know what to reply here

(__, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)

you could have added what you like about maffers

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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)

(__, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)

:(

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)

dude,
what could you possibly have against him?
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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)

Nah, he's brilliant and I look forward to his portration of The Eleventh Doctor

(__, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)

i don't dig the whole dr who thing
but i'd watch it if he was in it
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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)

DON'T READ HER GAZZES

(__, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)

READ HER GAZZES

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)

Boring

(Glomp Fuck, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)

You wait 36 mins for a thread and that comes along.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)

and you get this
lets just run away eh
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)

Mexico?
Meine MSN is gebrochen.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)

:((((
pack me pls.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:18, archived)

:)
www.ebuddy.com/
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weaver., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)

or trillian
trillian = win
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weaver., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)

Sometimes I invite people to my house socially
and then we all huddle around The Internet and tell them about it.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)

I've never done that
Although we did all gather round a laptop once to look at photos. Does that count? Am I doing it wrong?

In other news, I now own a water proof poncho.
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magnum, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)

I may have been deploying a rhetorical device commonly referred to as "sarcasm".
Or I may not. It's so hard to tell these days.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)

I wish there was some sort of firefox plugin to highlight that
and to highlight posts were people are trolling, or perhaps one that learns what sort of stuff I want to see and hides all the other rubbish.
(

magnum, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)

I just leave my monitor switched off and assume that everything I might have seen was rubbish.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)

I've got some sausages in the oven
I'm going to have hot dogs for tea
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magnum, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)

CHICKEN LIVERS
Oh yes.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)

today we bought a turbot.
it's a normous.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)

I haven't left my house today.
I may take some rubbish to the bin later. Dinner? Who knows.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:24, archived)

I washed my car
Then it started to drizzle.
Now I'm printing photos waiting for my sausages to finish.
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magnum, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)

I did a load of ironing and am now thinking about booking a holiday.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)

This is the most rock n roll subthread this board has ever seen.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)

Where are you thinking about going on holiday?
I'm not going to offer my advice as I haven't been on holiday for years
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magnum, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)

I ate a cherry.
it was a free cherry that our hedge graciously yielded unto us.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)

i like to assume everyone is trolling on here
benefit of the doubt and that
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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)

I'm guessing Chicken.

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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)

This is not a food thread.

(

Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)

when is it NOT a food fred?

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)

When it's ajar

(__, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)

Get out of my head, you freak.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)

When it's ajar!

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)

jamaica

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)

Alaska.

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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)

Terrible!

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)

Oh B3ta/talk.
Mr Flamingoland. He say "NO".
Sign.

And this chip shop always cracks me up.

I also this this sign a few years back in Wales.

Have you seen any amusing signs on your travels?
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)

yes! yes i have

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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)

www.cr3static.com/data/jpg/6164.newluck.jpg
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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)

0_0
??
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)

i really have no idea

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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)

i cant be dealing with all those links
im far too pissed for clicking and all that shit
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)

don't ever bother clicking a link on here
it's all just news and crap
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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)

thank god youre here
fucking links :((((
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)

I'd like to fuck your link
RIGHT up the html
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broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)

again?!!!

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)

Ye gods women, my source code is sore

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broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:33, archived)

It's my Birthday, you know
I just had Birthday McDonalds.
(__, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)

On your own.
In the corner. Crying into your supersize diet coke.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)

Yeah.
That's...

That's what I did.

I'm not so sure what to reply here.

I may get a mod to ban you for an hour.

That's what I do, you see.

So I've been told.
(__, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)

Do you?
Very good.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)

You terrible internet swot!

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)

so what really happened?
i couldn't get anyone to give me a straight answer last night, possibly because nothing actually happened i guess
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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)

This sounds like the sort of internet intrigue that really makes this place worthwhile.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)

*alludes*

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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)

I'm just going to make shit up and see how much sticks

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magnum, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)

Apparently two of the youngsters on here who are in a sexual relationship
are half brother and sister.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:38, archived)

i've heard that /talk is going to be closed fairly soon

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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)

A certain member of this board used to drive a tractor
but had to stop as he lost a finger in a PTO accident
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magnum, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:44, archived)

~~PTO~~ wanking
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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:55, archived)

Apparantly, people did a joke about me whilst I wasn't here
People were banned for a bit
People blamed me, JMG, online
(__, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:55, archived)

oh, fair enough
i was lead to believe that you'd posted info, online, and then people had been banned for commenting on said info
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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)

No, this did not happen

(__, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)

glad to hear that

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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)

Sounds like I've missed a thrilling 2 weeks.
...
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)

This is the sort of behaviour that something something something.
It would never have blah blah in the good old blah.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)

All users over 50,000 are shit, yeah, etc

(__, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)

woohooo! I'm shit!

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Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)

Clicked, for truth

(__, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)

50? 15 more like.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)

thats great

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)

as a treat?

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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)

*ducks for cover*

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)

really pushing the boat out aren't you

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Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)

You are the very height of sophistication and decadence.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)

PUB LATER

(__, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)

Alcopops and a nice clean ben sherman shirt?

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)

Shortay

(__, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)

I'm guessing you didn't get a Happy Meal judging by recent rumours.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)

He got a big face.
SORRY, I meant Mac... Mac.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)

Happy birthday!

(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)

I saw a drive through rent-a-car.
And this img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/captain_tink/DSC00118-1.jpg
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)

Pfft.
In-your-endo.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)

Scaffolders often indulge in this kind of thing
there's a Bristol one called Massive Erections.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)

The second one amused me

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broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)

Willy's harbour view.
Teehee.

I like veiwing willy harbours.

hheheheeeheheheheeheheehhe...
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)

Hello Maffers
long time no speak, all good?
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broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)

Grand.
Except I think I'm back at work tomorrow :(
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)

Confirmed: Some people in the Lake District will shoot
anything.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)

Oddness indeed.
Not my words, the words of Danielle Menage.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)

It is an excellent soundbite, isn't it.
Oh, and thank you for my randomburn CD!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)

Not a problem. I hope at least one track was semi-enjoyable to your ears.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)

Dear Esther Rantzen and the That's Life team,
Please switch off your time machine as it is leaking bollocks into the 21st century.

Many Thanks,

The Future.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)

And now, an interesting misprint that says 'penis'!

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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)

That potato looks almost exactly like Noel Edmonds!
Wait ... wait ... sorry ... that is Noel Edmonds.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:33, archived)

I can't be arsed uploading it
but I saw a shop in Boulogne called "Les Mysteres du Fanny".

With a sign in the window saying "Liquidation Totale".
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)

*guffaw*

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)

There's also an educational establishment in Eton
called the Porny School.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)

there is a shop in central Brussels
called "Munters Exchange"

they wouldn't give me anything for a swamp donkey or a ditchpig, though.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:47, archived)

Yeah, loads
One, Two, Three, Four.

ROFL GRAFFITI =/= SIGNS FUCK OFF
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)

four made me laugh.

(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)

Four is ace.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)

I had chips from the newly opened chip shop in town
they were horrible :(
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magnum, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)

Rubbish chip shops are rubbish :(

(

Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:33, archived)

You should have waited a couple of weeks
everybody knows that chips don't taste good until at least one illegal immigrant kitchen worker has died in the deep fat fryer.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)

perhaps you've just got awful taste in chips
i say perhaps, i'm pretty sure actually
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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)

That statement there would be one of the only statements you could make that would draw me into a fight to the death

(

magnum, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:38, archived)

bring it on,
if by fight to the death, you mean a cordial discussion regarding this misunderstanding
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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)

I don't like cordial much either
I had some Belvoir stuff the other day and a work thing, not very nice.
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magnum, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)

yeah, it's crap
see, we're all friends again, agreeing about stuff and that
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well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)

Bingo Land?
Woo
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)

You have to pay?
www.bolloxcomics.co.uk/images/chalkboard.jpg
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)

this made me laugh
in a sleazy kind of way

s236.photobucket.com/albums/ff237/tjn-bm/?action=view¤t=lookingforfun.jpg
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)

Do you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain?
Give me your lonely hearts please...
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:53, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6290479
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)

I enjoy long walks along deserted moor land
followed by arguing, hitting, burying and running.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)

Have you ever tried putting that in your local paper?
We put an ad in the local lonely hearts for an ex-colleague of mine who had a passion for rescuing greyhounds. Something along the lines of...

''50 year old male, bald and portly seeks female greyhound for a romantic dinner, heavy petting and maybe more. Non-smoker preferable''.

They print anything.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:00, archived)

I saw a lonely hearts advert a couple of years ago that just said
I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)

I think I'm gonna nick that.

(

Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)

You could perhaps use it as the basis for some sort of song lyric.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)

Are you suggesting some moody bastard with a rose between his arse cheeks has used it already?

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)

*cough* gladioli *cough*

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)

I've never been much of a gardening expert :(

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:19, archived)

Fat nerd seeks similar for geeking and moaning about JMG

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SuperMatt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)

I bet that's what you and Kersal do all the time.

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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)

Oh totally
There's nothing we enjoy more than being angry at the internet.
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SuperMatt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)

Have you shoved your usb stick into her socket yet?

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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)

He received some packet loss

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magnum, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)

I'm not even going to try to hack the firewall

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SuperMatt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)

Rightly so, you should always use a condom.

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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)

I think we got the joke

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magnum, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)

Download error :(

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broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)

His disk is now infected.

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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)

Cunning linguist seeks similar for similar.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)

great rap group btw ;)
southernunderground best hip hop album of 2003
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:20, archived)

i like long walks in forests and candlelit dinners for two
holding hands, picnics, dogs, anal and lots of alcohol
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)

Pisshead wants sex
and possibly more booze
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broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)

Smelly man seeks girl with a nice aerosol

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)

Apthetic, detached, ambivilant, sexually demanding male
seeks dark haired, curvy, shorter than 5' 6", dirty little emo with GSOH for doing exactly as she's told.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)

I hear Karl Hysteria is available.

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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)

Must be female.
And have no aspirations to be JMG.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)

To be fair, you've already done that otherwise you wouldn't have a child

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broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)

She's not emo. Or short. Or dark haired.
And she has a terrible sense of humour.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)

you're so picky

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Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)

Of course I am...
Have you SEEN me?
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)

You're a veritable fucking adonis.

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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)

Prezactly.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)

no, I donated my eyes to a guide dog last week

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Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)

Pity.
The blind guy needed them more.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)

I know
I got a bit over enthusiastic and ticked the wrong box.. silly, silly neddy :(((((
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Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:05, archived)

Have you read what he just said about her?
I wouldn't
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broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)

yer you would

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)

This ^

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)

Spread your flaps, I'm coming in dry

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broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)

You don't deserve lube.
You deserve spit.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)

how would anyone be dry
in the midst of such a silver tounged bounder
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Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:19, archived)

I officially like you

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broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)

shucks

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Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)

For Sale: Assorted toenail clippings 1984-1997 in presentation case.
Very good condition. Collection only. £35 ono
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scott,, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)

I will offer you 35 pence. 45 if they are from some kind of D-list celebrity.

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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)

This Page Left Intentionally Blank

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)

Cleaner seeks dirty girl

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/6290620
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)

Amazingly handsome, witty man seeks easily led girl who knows how to handle disappointment.

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)

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