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Any chance you fuckers could cheer me up?
God you're a miserable bunch

Edit: Off to watch telly for a bit now. Will look in later thanks.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:23, archived)

Piss off Reg Varney.

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:26, archived)

Olive, is that you?

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:31, archived)

I think we all know it is.

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:33, archived)

smile dickhead

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:27, archived)

I heard today that a colleague has hung themself
he wasn't a mate but it's still sad :(
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:40, archived)

fuck him
he was a prick
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:06, archived)

Doubt it, we're a miserable bunch.
I was in a wetherspoons last night and while I was taking a piss a chap walked in and said "Tell us a joke?" and so an old bloke taking a piss started telling him a joke.
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CowJam, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:28, archived)

wow cool story bro

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:31, archived)

I'm waiting for the punchline

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:33, archived)

There isn't one.
I can't remember the joke and I left before he finished it anyway.
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CowJam, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:38, archived)

Nothing on telly?

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Ibstock, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:31, archived)

Kylie concert but that's about it till 9 o'clock :(

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:32, archived)

Just think about Tommy Cooper
or find some of his stuff on the net. No chance in hell you can be sad when he's being funny.

Unless you focus on his early death from alcohol abuse deriving from his chronic insecurity.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:31, archived)

what's red and invisible?

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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:35, archived)

Thrush

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:41, archived)

No tomatoes

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:51, archived)

I emailed Nigel Slater's PR people to see if they'd pass on an email I wrote him, I hope he writes back.
I might start writing to celebs to see if I can get any replies.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:32, archived)

I want to see Beyone at Glastonbury tomorrow
but I've got more chance of winning the lottery
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:34, archived)

no you haven't
that's just technically innacurate!
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:35, archived)

I was thinking today about those people who are going to see Coldplay tonight, they spent so much on tickets, their CD was on special offer at ASDA, should have gone there instead... suckers.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:44, archived)

yes, I would rather visit a supermarket than listen to Coldplay

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:48, archived)

~~visit a supermarket~~ be anally raped with a cactus
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:49, archived)

I wonder if you add up the price of every band's latest album that it's possible to see
(taking in to account you can only have 1 from each timeslot as you can't be at 2 stages at once) would work out financially. I mean, I've got a garden and a tent and a stereo.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:51, archived)

Probably not for Glasto
I went to a cheapy festival at the star of the season, including petrol and camping and food it cost me about £200, I saw thirty or so acts, most of them were small bands so I'd have paid about double what they sell their albums for. Glasto costs a fuckload more, there's no way it comes in at less than a tenner an act.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:51, archived)

I don't even know how much Glasto tickets are
i'm assuming around £200 for the whole weekend with camping?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:57, archived)

Looks about right.

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:01, archived)

each to their own
i paid about the same for Download, which i guess these days with it's history as Donington Monster's of Rock is the Rock/alternative Glasto. I just sort of feel Glasto is milking it's heritage without really providing enough to draw me to go other than the vague sense that i ought to once just because it's Glastonbury.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:07, archived)

I get the feeling I've missed out on the glory days of Glasto so there's not a lot of point going.

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:12, archived)

Yeah, that's what i reckon

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:14, archived)

Twitter makes the long wait for a reply from a celeb instant

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magnum, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:54, archived)

alright victor

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spesh., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:32, archived)

Victor Kiam off of out of Remington shavers?
Dead. 2001.
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:37, archived)

New favourite picture
www.tvscoop.tv/victor%20kiam.jpg
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:38, archived)

jesus FUCKING christ

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:46, archived)

That's how you know if a band name works
put "fucking" in the middle and see if it sounds awesome.
Motley Fucking Crue, Van Fucking Halen and so on.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:54, archived)

S Club Fucking Juniors
Scofuckingoch
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magnum, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:55, archived)

I think my point still stands after this
Edit: especially as S Club fucking Juniors sounds like a headline about a Nonce gang.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:59, archived)

Anal Fucking Cunt

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:02, archived)

Alisha's Fucking Attic

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CowJam, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:05, archived)

doesn't sound badass
sounds like a secret sex den. Or was that the joke you were making. Am i being dense?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:15, archived)

ಠ_ಠ
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CowJam, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:21, archived)

this vein of comedy may have legs
Craig Fucking David
lololololololol GAY
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:23, archived)

Talking, Fucking Heads

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:42, archived)

Van Der Graaf Fucking Generator

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:55, archived)

Orchestral Fucking Manouvers in the Cunting Dark

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:57, archived)

The Rolling Fucking Stones
Pearl Fucking Jam
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:01, archived)

What would cheer you up?
I'm not good at that kind of thing. I'm selfish.
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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:10, archived)

Your GP will usually knock out scripts for Fluoxetine or Citalopram like confetti
He should be your first port of call
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:35, archived)

They take MONTHS to kick in though
He's probably best off scoring some Benzos down the pub
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:20, archived)

i'm here buy me a beer

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:27, archived)

ok

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mongychops, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:28, archived)

cheers.
i'll get the next round in
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:31, archived)

no problem, i can't have more than 5 or 6 tho, i'm driving

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mongychops, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:34, archived)

fair enough
can't be too careful these days
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:42, archived)

it's getting to the point that you don't feel safe having a handfull of beers these days without some copper cunt stitching you up, sadtimes

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mongychops, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:44, archived)

i always keep a bottle of mouthwash in the glove compartment
just in case
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:45, archived)

that is a good idea, i always have a half bottle of vodka myself, just in case the traffic is bad

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mongychops, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:47, archived)

well it's time you could be spending in the pub.
i think this is a legally acceptable mitigating circumstance, traffic cutting into already limited social time.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:49, archived)

also if you have an accident it's always nice to have some vodka to calm you down

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:50, archived)

i need to pop out now really, do a bit of shopping, i'll need some booze to tackle that shit

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mongychops, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:53, archived)

take it easy
might be some drunk drivers about
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:57, archived)

The trick is to carry one of those really tiny bottles of vodka, you know, like the single shot things they sale in the corner shop for some obscure reason (who buys them anyway?).
And then drink it infront of the copper, tell him it's for the nerves of hitting that kid, but then say that's all you had.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:49, archived)

did you know gonz you can be arrested for pushing your car while drunk, what a crazy world we live in

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mongychops, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:51, archived)

yep. has happened.
a guy on the isle of man was done for drunk driving for wheeling his bike along the prom to his hotel because he didn't want to leave it outside the bar. first day of the TT.

wheeling it. cops are cunts. i hate them all.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:53, archived)

Deserves to wrap his back around a lamp-post for going to a 'prom', american cunt.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:55, archived)

prom. abr: promenade.

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:55, archived)

0o0o0o0o0oh, yeah', I get you.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:56, archived)

i understood you, i think gonz needs to sing 'oh i do like to be beside the seaside' a few times

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mongychops, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:57, archived)

Ain't been by a british seaside since I was a kid, I wanna go. Ain't been in a hotel in my adult life that I can remember eaither.
I wanna do that this year though.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 18:23, archived)

or spit the firey liquid in his eyes and run away

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:51, archived)

What was that story about the bloke who put chocolate in his pants in court and then before the verdict pulled down his trousers and ate it so got off on a mental charge?
Or was that an urban legend or from a film or something.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:56, archived)

i'm not sure why you think i should know this

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:57, archived)

I donno, you might know, I knew and it's quite irrelivent to me, so maybe you know.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 18:24, archived)

TERRIBLE BULLYING OF HIM OUT OF JACKASS!
:(
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:42, archived)

he's dead jim

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:45, archived)

Do you have a beard?

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:28, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/4802565
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mongychops, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:31, archived)

:(
That's upsetting to both sides of the coin. Meanie.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:37, archived)

what's the right answer?

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:31, archived)

The right answer is
if you can't remember, i'm sure you have a mirror you can look in, or take your hand away from the keyboard for a few seconds and touch your face.

(it's ok, i'll do it) ~~face~~ penis
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:38, archived)

Yeah alright.
Whatcha 'avin' Womby?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:31, archived)

just an ale, not too bothered which tbh

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:32, archived)

Spitfire it is then.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:39, archived)

~~buy me a beer~~ I'm queer, get used to it
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:33, archived)

I'm going to a barbecue on Tuesday. I shall drink all the beer
ALL THE BEER
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Theoban What of it, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:33, archived)

@Theoban when did i join your twatter feed?

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mongychops, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:35, archived)

@mongy lol i like beer do you like #beer too #beerquestions #hellomongy #beer

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Theoban What of it, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:37, archived)

@ Theoban, i don't understand the use of the hash tag in twatter, soz

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mongychops, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:41, archived)

@mongy fair enough #fairenough

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Theoban What of it, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:42, archived)

@Theoban, is it like underlining stuff? #can you help me configure my browser

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mongychops, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:46, archived)

Whatever you put after the hashtag becomes clickable, which searches all tweets for the same hash tag
What's up with the browser blud?
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Theoban What of it, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 18:06, archived)

Ha! I shall have drank it ALL TONIGHT!
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:41, archived)

I might go drinking tomorrow as well, it depends on Other People
True story
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Theoban What of it, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:42, archived)

are you at glastonberries stuj? you like all that rock music stuff i've gathered

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mongychops, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:43, archived)

No mongy, Glastonbury's not in my remit.
My next festival will be Sonisphere next month.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:47, archived)

not rod stewart tomorrow night in hyde park?

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mongychops, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:48, archived)

Nah, I'll be giving that a miss too.
I mean it's not like he's Cliff Richard.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 18:01, archived)

Theres no bar here :(

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 18:51, archived)

why is there two Es in beer?
Is one of them silent? Which one?
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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:02, archived)

What?
It's pronounced scone you silly postal.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:16, archived)

WOO-HOO! BOOZETIME!
Later /talk.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:17, archived)

scone?
He scone away now and isn't coming back.
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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:12, archived)

ZUUUUUUUUUTTTT
New OCCARS. All dreadful films. The free ones from the PSN welcome back package.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:23, archived)

HURRAH! baldmonkey saves the day!
BALDMONKEY FOR TOP-MOD!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:25, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7226037
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:45, archived)

:D

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:46, archived)

I wasn't expecting this

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:30, archived)

~~I wasn't expecting this~~ GLADE SEXUALLY ACTIVE FRESH
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:34, archived)

~~GLADE SEXUALLY ACTIVE FRESH~~ JOANNA YOU HEARTLESS BITCH!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:53, archived)

Aw, good times

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Theoban What of it, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:58, archived)

So, are we taking bets on this autism's QOTW username?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13916090
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:17, archived)

See
Beards. I told you. (ok, so it's a shit beard but it's still there)

Edit: No offence
Edit Edit: Soz. X
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:20, archived)

Oi!

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:21, archived)

It's ok The LOVELY Two Hats. The shitcunt wears a moustache.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:23, archived)

moustache and no beard?
Ahemfreddiemercuryahem
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:24, archived)

YES!

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:26, archived)

I'm beard free! I look younger than I expected and I got a surprise in the lift, didn't recognise the guy already in there
I was on my own
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Theoban What of it, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:21, archived)

~~on my own~~ Tyler Durden all that time.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:24, archived)

Tyler Turden more like HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO

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Theoban What of it, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:32, archived)

Watch it bandito.
:(
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:21, archived)

For once I would for them to say....
Johnathen Barrlo of East Barnet is an attractive socialite with no physical or mental disorders, and has been charged with DDOSing blah blah blah.

Having autism and being a hacker is like the modern equivolent of a murderer who "kept himself to himself"
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 16:12, archived)

Oh Gonzy.
WHAT DID YOU DO?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 16:24, archived)

You just need a couple of grand to hire a botnet for a bit.
One of us could do that and disprove this vicious stereoty... oh.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:18, archived)

Maybe that guy who molests big cats.
I hear he's a charmed individual with a bit of spare cash.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:21, archived)

Hahah
Lol

Rofl
Rofl

Lol
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magnum, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:37, archived)

I don't care
Some utter cunt has decided my rear wiperblade would look much better snapped off, bent in half and thrown onto my bonnet.
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:23, archived)

cunts
Must be the same shithead that thinks my passenger side wing mirror works better dangling
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:27, archived)

And the same person who put a slight tear in my passenger side front wiper blade
the day after I bought a driver's side front wiper blade
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magnum, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:28, archived)

To be honest
they may have done it before, I just noticed one in the driver's side so replaced that
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magnum, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:33, archived)

and does it?

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spesh., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:38, archived)

Oh my.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:39, archived)

this probably means we should have sex

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spesh., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 16:59, archived)

And does it?

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:38, archived)

i thought so

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:24, archived)

I'm really upset
the chap a few threads down didn't fall for Gonzo's hilarious Picture jape. Or he did and it got removed when i wasn't looking.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:33, archived)

At least he replied to a couple of posts though.
That's much better than most shitcunts do. I'm tempted to let him come back.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:39, archived)

Waitaminute, no he didn't, that was the other shitcunt.
Fuck him, let's all GAZ cr3 to get him BANHAMMERED.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:41, archived)

We wouldn't need cr3 if I were mod.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:44, archived)

I know balders.
It's a fucking DISGRACE.
:(
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:44, archived)

The other one was clearly somebody rubbish,
why else would they feel the need to make a new account? maybe that Conservative loving Freefair bumhole.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:46, archived)

you know what?
I'm actually VERY handsome
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:41, archived)

Under all that beard

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Theoban What of it, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:41, archived)

He's the Ayatollah Of Luuuurve.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:43, archived)

The Saddam of Soul

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Theoban What of it, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:43, archived)

The Chairman Mao of Wow

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:44, archived)

The Hot Pol Pot of Grot

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Theoban What of it, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:45, archived)

lol
*awards Best So Far rosette*
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:46, archived)

The Castro Of Carnality.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:45, archived)

The Rasputin Of Rapery.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:47, archived)

The BRIAN BLESSED Of Bumming.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:48, archived)

The Lenin Of Lesbotics.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:49, archived)

The Karl Marx of the Cat Walx

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:49, archived)

Kim Dong Il

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Theoban What of it, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:52, archived)

The Blackbeard Of Bestiality

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:56, archived)

I don't want to labour the point
but i feel i need to point out this list of evil Beards.
Just sayin'.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 16:33, archived)

What do you mean evil?

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 16:45, archived)

I probably mean
notorious for their exploits of a less than pleasant nature. But i don't really know where i'm going with this argument to be fair
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 16:57, archived)

Less than pleasant?
Those are some of my HOBBIES up there.
:(
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:06, archived)

Growing a beard won't hide you for long
Mussolini
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:12, archived)

WANKSOME MORE LIKE

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:42, archived)

oh you
*blushes*
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:43, archived)

You look like a slapped beegee.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:44, archived)

like a balding Dave Lee Travis

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:45, archived)

wait...which Beegee?
It'd BETTER NOT be Robin
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:52, archived)

Number three
from back when Walliams was good ...
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 16:01, archived)

lol i´m living in ibiza lol

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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:20, archived)

You'll fit right in there amongst the international orange jet setting crowd

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:21, archived)

Hello Limey Treat, long time no trolloping.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:21, archived)

25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln9kxjZhtO1qd2avno1_500.gif
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:23, archived)

Nobody cares.

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:30, archived)

diddly diddly WOAH!

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:58, archived)

If I wrote a book that was a bit cheesy and stuff
but tried to crow-bar in as many b3ta meme phrases as possible using a poorly-conceived character as a vehicle, would anyone read it?
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:00, archived)

Nobody here can read you INSENSITIVE PRICK!

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:02, archived)

TL;DR
Also I assume this is some way to get the 'community' behind buying the book and judging from the length of time you have been in this online 'community' you see it as a way of making money. Speak to Cr3 or Rob about it.
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FIEND, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:08, archived)

'Noon The LOVELY fiendy.
Who do these shitcunts think we are, eh?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:09, archived)

noon the WONDERFUL stuj
I don't know, i just don't know anymore.
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FIEND, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:11, archived)

Ah that's alright
I lurked for many years. Then I was someone else. And then I didn't want anyone to know I was writing this shit, so I got a new username :D
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:47, archived)

Hello Bou.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:54, archived)

i was gonna go with Friz,
But ok.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:58, archived)

Yeah, I miss Bou though.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:10, archived)

I caught the tail end of Friz
Didn't know Bou, but considering she appears in the Wikipedia page for B3ta, it would seem she was a special one.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:16, archived)

We'll never see mentalling like hers again.
:(
FREE THE SAFFIE ONE!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:25, archived)

You're not going to do it, it's one of those things you talk about but would never do, just like all the other projects.
Might as well give up now and go apply for a job in Tesco.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:11, archived)

or join a rock band.

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FIEND, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:12, archived)

I stuck myself in perpetual academia instead. Same diff.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:48, archived)

Baldmonkey publishes shit already, so you'll be battling over his readership of two

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:11, archived)

YES!
BUY NOW! REGRET LATER!
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:42, archived)

i'm sure no one would
But I'd like to encourage you to put as much time, effort and money as possible in to it, so when it does ultimately fail, it'll be all the worse. Possibly enough to ruin a few personal relationships, then you can post about it /OT and leave us the fuck alone.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:13, archived)

hahaha
you typed what i thought.
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FIEND, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:14, archived)

I would have thought it too,
Only the breakdown of my marriage and subsequent departure of my fifteen children got in the way of enabling me to see the grim and inexorable decent into cheap advertising that essentially symbolises the general failure that is my life.

Soz.
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)

I will!
if you touch my winky.
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spesh., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:15, archived)

i'll touch your winky.

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FIEND, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:16, archived)

go on then.

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spesh., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:19, archived)

*touches*
now where do we go from here? 2nd date?
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FIEND, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:20, archived)

no, sorry, i'm spent.

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spesh., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:30, archived)

Hell yes, if it meant someone would buy it.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:50, archived)

can you be more specific about the kinds of cheese you would be including

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vladimir, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:34, archived)

The only answer to this is
Knob cheese.

So I shall stay silent.
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:49, archived)

My fucking housemate had Mozy on constantly
problem solved.
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WormuIus, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:51, archived)

what? Mozy?? no way! fuck!

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spesh., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:54, archived)

thank fuck
That was starting to get tense down there.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:56, archived)

is this a euphemism for saying you had a stiff winky?

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spesh., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:57, archived)

if you like
Whatever makes you happy.

Fucking pervert
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:00, archived)

Stupid question, but how do you post a picture in a reply on the main message board? When I click reply it doesn't show me the option of post a picture. Thank you.
(Harry Knutts, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:48, archived)

Try posting this question in a reply there instead.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:49, archived)

And not that answer ^

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:50, archived)

Try here.
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:50, archived)

Also: *Punches in the face*
Welcome to URTH!
~~URTH~~ /talk
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:54, archived)

<img src="http://i.imgur.com/K1N4R.jpg" width="100%" />
You need to use the Imgur code, right click on the picture on your computer and go to 'copy'. That'll transfer it to your clipboard.... then copy'n'paste the above and post it in the body of a post on /board.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:53, archived)

I did my VERY BEST Will Smith impression up there just for you Gonzy.
I hope it's cheered you up a bit.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:07, archived)

I'm sure Will Smith can read.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:09, archived)

:(
Awwww hell no.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:10, archived)

Awww HELL naw

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:15, archived)

It's almost like he's right there.
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:17, archived)

you can't, sorry. the only way to do it is to print out the picture and stick it to your monitor with pritt stick.

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spesh., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:53, archived)

i pissed on an orchestra

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:41, archived)

But SCIENCE tells us that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Which means that an orchestra climbed up your jap's eye.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:43, archived)

no you didn't

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spesh., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:44, archived)

of course you did

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FIEND, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:46, archived)

Have you ever fingered your wife with a Pushpop and then went to eat the push pop but the push pop desolved in your wife's bum?

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:47, archived)

No.
(aside: I have.)
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:51, archived)

How did it taste?

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:52, archived)

i heard that it wasn't really you
www.b3ta.com/talk/7225697
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:49, archived)

Yeah but he held it and guided it so the piss read "HELLO MUM!"

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:04, archived)

the goatse mix tape
Tom Petty: Into the great wide open

King Crimson: one more red nightmare

Muse: Supermassive Black Hole
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 12:51, archived)

Shove it up your hole.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 12:55, archived)

So yeah
It turns out that it isn't just my computer which is experiencing high latency on the network. Its 3/4 of the computers, its just that the people who use those ones don't ever really use the internet and hence haven't complained about it.

Computer 4, however, has remained completely unaffected and continues to have normal latency.

With computer 4 unplugged the latency dropped to normal speeds on computers 1,2 and 3, however, all latency remained low when I plugged computer 4 back in.

I am totally baffled by it.
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WormuIus, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:00, archived)

Things stayed fine until this morning when latency on 1,2 and 3 rose to silly levels again.
I'm motivated now almost as much out of curiosity as I am by being able to check my emails without having to wait 2 mins for gmail to load.
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WormuIus, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:01, archived)

damaged hardware? wonky networking causing colliding packets or something?
uh dunnuh
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moohalaa, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:03, archived)

I say Network its not really
Its just 4 computers plugged into some shitty Cisco Router.
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WormuIus, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:14, archived)

You need to take computer 4
and throw it in a skip
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moohalaa, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:02, archived)

Computer 4 is as good as mine
as is owned by a fastidious nerd who knows how to keep a computer clean.
I doubt very much that that's where the problem lies.

I hven't had time to test every other configuration of computers on the network but computers 2 and 3 are I reckon both FULL of spam, spyware and other shite.
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WormuIus, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:10, archived)

2 and 3 must be either full of crap like you mention
or have dodgy network settings where perhaps one is trying to route more network traffic than it should, or something.

I guess if you've got all four on the same network they all need to be on the same level.
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moohalaa, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:14, archived)

You're talking about a network
This is a home network, its just 4 computers plugged into a router. I'm not really sure what settings there actually are to change!
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WormuIus, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)

Also, this has happened suddenly and for no apparent reason
I can't think of anything which has changed on any of the computers.
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WormuIus, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)

is it wireless?
Could someone be stealing some of your internets? Could explain why it comes and goes intermittently? I dunno. Go ask someone else. Soz.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:40, archived)

microwave / cordless phones on?
change the router channel / password / MAC filter only those four PCs?
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moohalaa, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:42, archived)

Fastidious nerd you say?
Have you checked that he hasn't set the router up to restrict band width to all machines other than his own? We had to do this at University as a house mate was constantly torrenting porn and rendering the network unusable...
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Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:31, archived)

this, but out of 10 people I gave myself a dedicated 50% bandwith
because everyone else in the building only checks their emails and I'm allowed preferential traffic for helping my landlady with stuff, haha.
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moohalaa, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:35, archived)

wait, porn is on the internet now?
I'm switching off my internet FOREVER.
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spesh., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:38, archived)

This wasn't just a bit of porn. It was any porn he could find.
He showed me a clip once involving a woman in a swing and some frogs. Strange lad really.
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Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:42, archived)

I can't read your reply because I've switched off my internet FOREVER, no offense

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spesh., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:44, archived)

None taken
spazcakes
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Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:46, archived)

He's not doing anything
He's as confused as I am.
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WormuIus, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:41, archived)

May not have been him but its still worth checking.
Their are often some quite fancy network shaping tools on routers
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Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:45, archived)

how can someone have a computer and not use the internet?
:O
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FIEND, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:02, archived)

BT Homehub?
(I dunno, I'm told they're Shit)
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:06, archived)

Elderly people

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WormuIus, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:13, archived)

I remember when there wasn't an internet.
We had to make our own porn.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:29, archived)

So the other people actually do their jobs on their computers instead of fucking about on the internets?
That's SHEER MADNESS Wormy.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:10, archived)

One of them uses theirs to download episodes of things from iPlayer
The other uses theirs to check emails and log into some engineering hosted system.

the ping tests I did were with every computer idling with no programs which would need to connect to the internet running.
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WormuIus, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:13, archived)

Your cow-orkers have been replaced by aliens.
AICMFP
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)

This is at home.

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WormuIus, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:17, archived)

Then it's not in my remit Wormy.
Sorry.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:19, archived)

Do they have some sort of Torrenting software on it?

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:20, archived)

can i get this whole story written in the form of haiku please?

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Lightguy hail satan, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:29, archived)

Soundgarden: Black Hole Sun
Merzbow and Gore Beyond Necropsy: Rectal Anarchy.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:08, archived)

Rectal Anarchy haha
I could probably add every single song by the "Butthole Surfers"
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:11, archived)

Tigerlilies - Bumhole
Great song.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:14, archived)

~~Tigerlillies~~ MONO!
~~song~~ days
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:17, archived)

www.discogs.com/Merzbow-Gore-Beyond-Necropsy-Rectal-Anarchy/release/102341
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:14, archived)

Isn't that Courtney Love idiot's band called Hole?
Is that funny? No.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:42, archived)

yes it is
good point
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:56, archived)

1. Yes.
2. It's HILARIOUS.
3. YOU! Are you going to Sonisphere? Apologies if I've already asked this but I've got a bad remembery.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:00, archived)

TIME FOR A NEW THREAD!
So it's a normal persons weekend, but alas I work, what are you doing this weekend?

I plan on playing some Tea Eff Two and having a Bar Bee Queue.
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Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:11, archived)

Hey I'm working too
FANCY THAT

I'm also playing some TF2 this weekend, and also going to a Barbecue.

FUCKING HELL WE'RE A RIGHT OLD PAIR OF QUEERS
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Theoban What of it, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:13, archived)

Cock off you nonce.

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Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:14, archived)

I don't think you know what any of those words mean

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Theoban What of it, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)

I HATE YOU
You're not my real dad!
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Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:20, archived)

Sit down son, there's something you need to know.
Back when we were younger, before you were born, me and your mum, well it was your mum mainly, used to go to this place: jelly.b3ta.com/questions/bedroomdisasters/post1253448

So yeah, he might be.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:14, archived)

I wish I had a wife who could fuck other people while my limp cock flaps in and out of the gaping maw of some strangers vagina

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Theoban What of it, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:18, archived)

Me too Theoban.
But we're too prudish to ever have such rock-solid and happy relationships as that.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:21, archived)

We're all schoolboy virgins who wank into our xboxes and don't know what a sex or a woman is
There's only two types of person you see, prudish kids who don't know what sex is, and people who are happy to watch their wives get brutally dicked by a stranger
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Theoban What of it, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:24, archived)

Man I wish I wasn't such an old-fashioned fuddy-duddy and could be part of the exciting and NOT AT ALL SORDID swinging-set.
I'd swap almost ALL my Tomb Raider dolls to be able to risk disappointment, unwanted bastardy and disease like that.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:32, archived)

I would give up my massive star wars collection (except my bedsheets) for a relationship like that.
I couldn't give up my xbox though. I need lego harry potter to wank to.
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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:35, archived)

I've totally said that before.

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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:33, archived)

Totally still troo though The AWESOMELY Plagarised Postal.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:35, archived)

There is one of those advertised in the shop window across the road.
I'm gonna go there and hope I meet my mum's friends, or my friend's mums. I'm praying for an old school teacher or two, although I fear 15 years (since I left school) on a 60 year old might be.... oh man, I'd love that, be right in there with a grin on my face and quim on my chin... maybe I can get some gray pubes stuck between my teeth.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 12:24, archived)

Advertising a swinging club in a shop sounds a bit odd.
Do they openly state "swingers' club" or is it a bit more discreet?
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 12:38, archived)

"throw your sausage in to a damp meat pocket in the company of creepy strangers trying to bum your wife. Maude's house. Bring your own lube. X"
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 12:43, archived)

=)
www.coll3ctive.co.uk/general/paulypops/adverts-in-my-local-shop-window/
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:19, archived)

"Must be open minded."
Open legged, more like.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:31, archived)

My kindda girl.
/ac
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:36, archived)

I think my old landlord might have been a hoster of Swingers parties.

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Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 12:48, archived)

it's
usually the ones you most expect..
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:11, archived)

Not working.

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spesh., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)

hur hur hur
I do get a 3 day weekend though.
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Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:21, archived)

mine lasts 5
when I get one.
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spesh., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:25, archived)

Hello JMG.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:06, archived)

HOWAY STUDGE MAN

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spesh., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:18, archived)

:D
*Vimtos*
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:22, archived)

Well, my bumhole stings a bit and my stomach is churning which is irritating my inflamed colon and the morphine doesn't seem to be doing much except making me feel slightly naucious.
It would be OK if I knew it was going to go away, and it will to some extent, but it will always be there. I might go to Switzerland or wherever that Dignitas place is, please don't ask me to bring you back fags.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:22, archived)

Nah you need to bring back some Chocolate.

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Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)

What about a cuckoo clock?

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:45, archived)

Pics or it didn't happen.

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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:18, archived)

Silly Postal.
Gonzy's bumhole is NOT MONO!'s bumhole.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:23, archived)

:(
SAD
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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:26, archived)

I can post you biopsies if you want, you could put them in your dinner.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 12:05, archived)

Working.
Boozing tonight.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:44, archived)

can I have a ride in your porsche tonight?

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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:32, archived)

My what now?

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:33, archived)

we get drunk, you drive your porsche 140+mph and we die due to blunt force trauma.
Did you not get the memo? I'm sure I sent it.
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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:37, archived)

Dude, NO.
We con a couple of mugs to do that. Then when everyone thinks we're dead and is all sad and "Boo-hoo poor stuj and postal, we miss them SO MUCH", we miraculously "COME BACK FROM THE DEAD" and everyone loves us.
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:47, archived)

nurse my hangover
By drinking heavily this afternoon through the GP qualifying and beyond.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:56, archived)

Excellent plan.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:56, archived)

Dunno.
Probabl mooch about town. I need to cancel a direct debit. How exciting!
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:56, archived)

'Ning The LOVELY Gingezilla.
In the absence of you having anything better to do, have some pandering.
*Panders*
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:59, archived)

I might finish off this chocolate milk

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:09, archived)

I'm going to wear all black clothing, black makeup and write pentagrams in the corner I will cut myself in.
Or maybe I'll just watch a movie.
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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:17, archived)

I've shaved me mutton chops ready for cricket this afternoon. I get a free pint at the bar for every week I keep 'em.
Tomorrow I'm cooking a roast, watching the F1 then going to a Bar Bee Queue.

I fucking love weekends.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:39, archived)

Probably fuck all, maybe walking the dogs.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)

~~all, maybe walking~~
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 12:02, archived)

Yeah! Sexy times!

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Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 12:13, archived)

I'll be trying to fix my internets.

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WormuIus, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 12:51, archived)

the 9 year olds parents paid a casino to allow him to dance to madonna in front of a blue screen, its really quite good
ME AT NINE, PERFORMING TO MADONNA IN SUMMER '91! from Robert Jeffrey on Vimeo.
(Misses, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 5:39, archived)

I prefer the green screen.
Blue is so ghey
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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 6:25, archived)

i prefer robotic ninjas

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 7:09, archived)

I have a calculator.

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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 7:52, archived)

How posh.
'Ning Postal-san.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 8:03, archived)

i checked
And this is still talk. Links is next door. You couldn't start an interesting conversation if one managed to crawl up your bum bum.

/awake too early and grumpy.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 7:45, archived)

I like your style.
*offers coffee*
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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 7:51, archived)

much obliged

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 8:06, archived)

What was wrong with just saying "Fuck off back to /links"?
'Ning Wuh Pee.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 8:05, archived)

eloquence is next to cleanliness
'Ning stoooooooooooooooooodge.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 8:07, archived)

Fuck off with your noncery.
You NONCE!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 7:47, archived)

yeah! *shakes fist*
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 7:47, archived)

'Ning Womby.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 7:59, archived)

Blue letters scare me.
Why is this bad man showing me his naughty blue letters?
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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 8:07, archived)

He's trying to nonce you up.
And he's run out of Werthers'. DON'T GET IN HIS CAR Postal, there won't really be any puppies.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 8:09, archived)

Where have the puppies gone?!

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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 8:51, archived)

The moon.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 9:51, archived)

I didn't sleep very much so I'm too tired to insult you

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Theoban What of it, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 8:03, archived)

Stop letting the side down Theo.
Set about him.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 8:04, archived)

I really can't today
I woke up at half one this morning, I can smell colours
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Theoban What of it, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 8:04, archived)

RACIS... Oh, COLOURS.
Carry on.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 8:07, archived)

Have you tried not waking up at half one this morning?

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 8:44, archived)

I tried really hard but it turns out the more you try to go back to sleep the less chance you have of going back to sleep

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Theoban What of it, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 9:04, archived)

Have you tried trying less hard, really hard?

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 9:06, archived)

That's the plan for tonight
Less hard trying, more hard sleeping
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Theoban What of it, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 9:22, archived)

do you have synaesthesia?

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spesh., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 9:28, archived)

I just have a non functioning brain today
I can sense the aether
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Theoban What of it, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 9:30, archived)

oh.
I've always thought having synaesthesia would be interesting albeit temporarily to compare it with being 'normal' (although I sometimes wonder whether I have a very very mild form of it).
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spesh., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 9:32, archived)

I have tiny touch of it, in that oysters taste purple.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 9:33, archived)

excellent!
some letters give me a vague feeling that they're unfriendly or aggressive. I might just be nuts of course.

edit: I suppose it's this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ordinal_linguistic_personification
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spesh., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 9:35, archived)

Yeah, I've got letters from bailiffs too.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 9:36, archived)

ha!

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spesh., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 9:37, archived)

alright misses

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broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 8:22, archived)

Careful
Mortal Wombat posts here.
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WormuIus, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:03, archived)

Hey guys!
Howz it goin?
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 4:37, archived)

Brilliant
Going to work in ten minutes
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 4:46, archived)

BA BA BA DA DA DA DA BA BA DA DA DA DA DA BA BA DA DA DA DA DA DA
www.nytimes.com/2011/06/25/nyregion/gay-marriage-approved-by-new-york-senate.html?_r=1
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 4:46, archived)

This will cast very little shadow over my world
But good luck to the bummers and rug munchers of New York.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 4:51, archived)

it is certainly indicative
of a gay improvement
in dick a tive haha yeh
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 5:01, archived)

beast
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq7pQeUi7Xg&feature=related
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 5:02, archived)

Board's a bit slow.
And it's only 0:45.
(. Y . ), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 0:48, archived)

I'm calling it:
Time of death: 01:00 25/06/2011.
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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 1:00, archived)

Hello, friends.

(MooCow_Byter, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 1:37, archived)

Dude, woah

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 1:37, archived)

Woah, dude.

(MooCow_Byter, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 1:42, archived)

Oh hai there.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 1:44, archived)

chevron?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 1:45, archived)

Aww man, am I too late?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 1:37, archived)

I like dead things.

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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 1:44, archived)

Jesus christ.
Are you telling me, there have only been a handful of threads since I looked earlier, you lot are fucking rubbish.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 1:49, archived)

Don't blame me, I've only just got here

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 1:51, archived)

Well, you're exempt, the rest of you lot, better shape up.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 1:52, archived)

Do you need a man?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 1:57, archived)

I don't know, do you think I do.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 2:00, archived)

I bet your heart's set on GmOS

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 2:03, archived)

He is quite something.
Out of curiosity, have you seen a photo of me.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 2:06, archived)

No
Although that's mighty sinister of you to ask
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 2:06, archived)

I was just wondering why you thought I might be in need of a man.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 2:09, archived)

It was the lyrics to Grease, fucking wake up you mong

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 2:13, archived)

Oh so it is.
Bugger, let's try that again.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 2:23, archived)

Do you need a man?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 2:24, archived)

Well my heart is set on you.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 2:38, archived)

He is a beautiful man.
Of course, he does look a lot like me.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 2:10, archived)

This is quite true.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 2:12, archived)

I think that gives him something of an unfair advantage.

(MooCow_Byter, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 2:22, archived)

That and himnever being here anymore

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 2:39, archived)

hello I'm still here
staying up to watch Glasto
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 1:54, archived)

Fucking U2
get the fuck out
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 2:03, archived)

bongo, pay your fucking taxes you tax evading cunt.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 2:06, archived)

Bono=cunt thing aside, they were shit anyway
BB King however was awesome
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 2:08, archived)

More atmosphere in space is what I hear.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 2:10, archived)

Damn, I missed BB King?
:( I was having a soul night too :(
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 2:14, archived)

I JUMP INTO THIS THREAD AND KICK THE JALOOH SO HARD HIS SKELETON FLIES OUT HIS BACK

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Lightguy hail satan, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 3:23, archived)

00:08 Muthafucka's.
What's shaking?
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 0:08, archived)

Some guy called Stevens.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 0:11, archived)

And Michael J. Fox.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 0:12, archived)

And me, cos I'm trying to get the last couple of drops off.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 0:13, archived)

(The Michael J) FOX ISLANDS, ALEUTIAN ISLANDS, ALASKA
According to the US Geological Survey
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 0:13, archived)

Which no one probably lives on.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 0:21, archived)

Alright Spider
I got some new boots today, that's about it
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Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 0:28, archived)

I'm shaking my nunchuck tonight
CoD Black Ops Multiplayer for the Wii
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 0:31, archived)

I'm currently waiting on TF2 to finish downloading free from steam.
And eating awesome chewy cookie.
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 0:52, archived)

Yeah, I'd get that but my upstairs computer is utter shite.
If only people had orangebox on xbox.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 1:47, archived)

enough of that noncery
what kind of cheese would you like to ram up Mortal Wombat's arse?
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:18, archived)

gerry, a food thread?

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mongychops, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:19, archived)

you know how it is Dave
you've got to appeal to the masses these days.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:28, archived)

food tho? the weakest of forum subjects, imho

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mongychops, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:31, archived)

Even weaker than 'I am a girl who has had a day not go how I'd like it, I would like your sympathy and attention'?

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:38, archived)

i love food

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:39, archived)

are you after a little shit off? i cant be arsed tonight, no offence

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mongychops, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:41, archived)

food is something we can all enjoy

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:44, archived)

dotn goad me, i need ot sleap

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mongychops, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:02, archived)

You'll still be online at 4.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:04, archived)

Ooops thought that was MW saying that.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:04, archived)

i think we interchange really, no offence to any of us

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mongychops, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:14, archived)

A mature blue.
Just to see how he likes having something aged, whiffy and veiny shoved up his arse against his will.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:20, archived)

alright badger, the news of kidney fail is off now, sorry for the trouble

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mongychops, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:22, archived)

No worries, when's the payout?

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:23, archived)

dunno, thank goodness she looks well, nowt is working properly, but at 84 she is game, bless her

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mongychops, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:26, archived)

i think this happened
'wha, her kidneys are shit, not a lot left, whoa, she be going'

'hold on, she is old and appears to have lived like this for a while'

'whaooo, wtf, ong, lol'

'yeah, love her to bits'
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mongychops, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:30, archived)

i'm now unsubscribing to my blog

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mongychops, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:32, archived)

do you have a newsletter I can subscribe to

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moohalaa, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:34, archived)

i might stick it on twatter

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mongychops, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:39, archived)

Fuck off back to grandsonsnet

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:34, archived)

pfft

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:39, archived)

it was obv, but well played, oldskool aint it

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mongychops, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:40, archived)

the oldies are sometimes the best
your gran weren't bad actually
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:42, archived)

if i felt she would get any pleasure from you inserting you penis into her i would both pay for you to do it and be thankful

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mongychops, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:00, archived)

Papa smurf?

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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:33, archived)

top marks

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:43, archived)

what did dAD SAY? OPcaplok, alright rose

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mongychops, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:01, archived)

i'll tell you in secret

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:08, archived)

None thanks
I wouldn't want to go near his arse
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magnum, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:24, archived)

Probably Haloumi coz it wouldn't melt and it's not worth eating.

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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:25, archived)

butter might not melt in my mouth
but almost anything would melt in my arse, it's pretty hot
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:38, archived)

I'm not going anywhere near his ass.

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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:29, archived)

I don't he owns a donkey.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:37, archived)

I mean, he never goes outdoors, the poor thing would starve.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:38, archived)

i'm going outdoors tomorrow

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:41, archived)

Repeat prescription to collect?

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:43, archived)

nah, something else

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:43, archived)

lube?
The neighbors hear the children scream?
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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:49, archived)

fuck lube man
oh yeh, i see what you mean
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:50, archived)

Well
My girlie night in has gone from this www.imdb.com/title/tt0091790/ via www.imdb.com/title/tt1129428/ to www.imdb.com/title/tt0083907/
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:38, archived)

would it not have been quicker
just to type the film titles?
(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:19, archived)

ctrl-c, ctrl-v versus typing words.
What would you do?
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:46, archived)

Your Mum
from behind, eating a pasty.
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:54, archived)

Pro-tip: Roll her in flour first.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:57, archived)

Then 20 mins at gas mark 4

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 0:00, archived)

r s

+ shits & giggles
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 0:11, archived)

The cock rulers appeared then?

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:28, archived)

Seen, not, not

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 1:46, archived)

cock

(UTB, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:38, archived)

thread me up, baby

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 21:56, archived)

no u

(. Y . ), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 21:57, archived)

I have nothing to say to this
b3ta.com/questions/bedroomdisasters/post1255156
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:06, archived)

wait, he had sex with a farm animal?
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vladimir, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:07, archived)

nah I'm pretty sure it said something about vomiting out of his penis

(. Y . ), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:10, archived)

When you thread me up I never stop

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magnum, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 21:58, archived)

I've been running hot
You got me ticking gonna blow my top
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magnum, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:13, archived)

RIP Peter Falk
i've loved you for every role you have been in not just Columbo
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:34, archived)

Oh man, Druid's going to be fucking gutted.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:45, archived)

It'll ruin his fantasy football team.

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:59, archived)

I expect he could still use the raincoat as one of the goalposts
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vladimir, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 20:25, archived)

My wife was a great fan of his...

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:46, archived)

oh man, I only just got this :(
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vladimir, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 21:39, archived)

i don't think he's a b3tan

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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:47, archived)

Aww. :(

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:47, archived)

I liked the way he used to say 'just one more thing'.
Whilst turning around.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:48, archived)

I bet they'll do a remake in no time

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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:51, archived)

Starring Noel Fielding

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magnum, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:52, archived)

oh christ please not that cunt

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 20:06, archived)

COME ON, TIM!

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vladimir, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 20:16, archived)

I liked the one with Captain Kirk in it

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 20:19, archived)

I also liked the one that had Spock

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 20:20, archived)

you're thinking of cagney and lacey

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vladimir, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 20:20, archived)

I love roles me
and buns and baguettes
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 20:22, archived)

what's your view on the tear'n'share bread that seems so popular these days?

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vladimir, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 20:25, archived)

It's the work of the devil.

(subatomicelephant Fun Times, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 21:11, archived)

It seems to iron out the ripples in our household

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 21:18, archived)

He was good in that other thing.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 20:57, archived)

I loved him in The Princess Bride. I wanted him to be my granddad so badly :(

/Wicca
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 21:13, archived)

I'm watching Morrissey on BBC 4
He's at Glastonbury. I wish people didn't have flags in the way, selfish knob shines
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magnum, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 21:13, archived)

He's singing about Lowestoft now

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magnum, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 21:16, archived)

lockerz.com/s/113754106
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magnum, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 21:32, archived)

It appears that every public figure I think anything of is going to die before Thatcher

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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 21:22, archived)

She's the new Queen Mum.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 21:26, archived)

a very different bag of weasels

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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:27, archived)

Columbo was one of my favourite programmes

(Girlyboy is going to be a bridesmaid!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 21:53, archived)

Baldmonkey, your tangy cheese
fulfills my every hunger need,
for in my sexual fantasies
like you, I lust for lolwaki.
(. Y . ), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:51, archived)

The fuck?

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:52, archived)

Brian, is this the sort of cunts you gotta deal with at Uni? It seems like it.
Do they on a tuesday decide to dress up as Knights and go around going "NI NI NI NI do you remember that? Do you remember that? I love monty python? NI NI NI HES NOT A NAUGHTY BOY Do you remember that? Look at my casio, it's got calculator ! NI NI NI NI", except one person who dresses in black studded with a few LEDs because he's gone as "night".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:55, archived)

Yeah, I'm pretty much stalking him now.
_{NI NI NI}
(. Y . ), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:56, archived)

Nah, the worst I've had to deal with was a bunch of cunts from the networking degree coming into a lecture pissed up on St George's Day
with them big fucking stupid guinness hat things.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:57, archived)

What about the societies bullshit? do you get any of that?
I mean, I get it, Jals up there is in a new town, new people, all his mates have gone off and done something with their lives like gotten jobs and become productive members of society. He's all on his tod, poor sod, wants to fit in, I can understand that.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:00, archived)

I don't really have much to do with any of that bollocks.
I turn up, do my work and fuck off home. I'm not right keen on the idea of spending time being all lolwaki with people who were born in a totally different decade.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:02, archived)

That's why you're a decent sort, actually learning to do better for the future, and not "learning to do better for a future, honest".
What bit of code stuff you working in these days? I'm totally involved big time with jQuery and CodeIgnitor, stunning stuff.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:04, archived)

Nothing at the minute, I'm not back at uni until September.
Then it's C++, Java, Python, a bit of 3D animation and some online stuff that I'm not entirely sure of yet.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:06, archived)

Bit of a jolt from before, I'm a firm believer in picking a platform and sticking with it while it can handle whatever you need to do.
But I like the idea of learning Objective-C for app development.

I'm looking for a snide copy of DW CS5.5 but can't find one for OSX.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:08, archived)

But ovbously uni is different from comercial.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:08, archived)

Actually it was the web development that was the big change, I've mostly been doing that lot until recently.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:10, archived)

Ahhhh, coolio.
It's the games industry you're interested in, if I remember right. I heard they've realsed the Portal 2 Toolsets, that should be good fun for you.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:12, archived)

what about all the new stuff that will come along with open source use of gpu's, is this maybe the fucture?
and which one of you cunts is going to help me run privoxy? eh? nobody yet that is who. sad times
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mongychops, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:50, archived)

i hate you lot, you are horrible to me :((((((((((((((((

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mongychops, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:57, archived)

2 MORE PEOPLE I CAN CROSS OFF MY FRIEND LIST

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mongychops, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:00, archived)

bladmonkey fanfiction.
It's the latest craze.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:56, archived)

Careful Brayndedd
He's a fucking panda.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:56, archived)

His panda style may be strong, but it is no match for my Cunt Fu.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:58, archived)

Please elaborate

(. Y . ), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:01, archived)

I pissed on an orchestra.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:04, archived)

That was you?
So Baldmonkey has been lying to us all this time, stealing your thunder.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:07, archived)

That's not pandering.
It's MANdering. A TOTALLY different skill.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:08, archived)

The Jalooh is a massive drain on society,
all his friends meet his anticks with pitty.
He thinks he is really witty,
even though he's never seen a chick's bitty.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:56, archived)

Actually I once saw my mum's

(. Y . ), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:57, archived)

I'm not going to waste time explaining why, because it all gets a bit technical,
but that actually makes you a nonce.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:59, archived)

Yeah', that doesn't make you special sunshine, most the 'state has.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:02, archived)

Wales has states?
:O
(. Y . ), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 21:57, archived)

MORE OF THIS KIND OF THING

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Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:02, archived)

Terrible Lolwaki poetry
the staple of the internet.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:09, archived)

It's the grease on which the angry wheels of this website turn

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Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:11, archived)

6/10

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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:25, archived)

i'm hoping that score was for effort, not skill.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:31, archived)

more of an "I like it, but I'm not sure why it's there"

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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:34, archived)

maybe he's here to give Baldmonkey a day off
Like when you go to a restaurant you like but the head chef is off for the day, so you get slightly lower quality food?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:40, archived)

i always thought the head chef just walked around and nodded at everything

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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:00, archived)

It's more to do with how hard and carefully the rest of the team work
when head chef is on the pass checking quality and plating up.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:03, archived)

like office folk slacking off when the boss is out

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:06, archived)

who would do such a thing?

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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:13, archived)

If it didn't happen
/Talk would just be full of dole house losers, cripples and the insane... oh.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:17, archived)

don't forget the fatties!

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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:18, archived)

CENSORSHIP

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:45, archived)

i still think s is a fucking simpleton

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:45, archived)

alright rose, i've got to go out now, can you help me with my issues when i get back?

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mongychops, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:53, archived)

alright david, yer no worries i'll ask my old man if he's got any ideas

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:55, archived)

good stuff, i shan't be out long, if he could sort something i'd be most thankfull

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mongychops, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:56, archived)

he'll make you summat with some gaffer tape and a bit of foam if youre fucking lucky

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:58, archived)

nice one, l8rs

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mongychops, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:00, archived)

ta la

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:02, archived)

CHAOS?

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moohalaa, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:25, archived)

Moohalaa.
You're a man with his finger on the button.
Why's is shitter than ever on here?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:26, archived)

This is why, Jammy.
cl.ly/290c0n022d1Z2F0g2h2v
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moohalaa, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:27, archived)

Where's The Neville gone??

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:31, archived)

Flounced.*
*probably didn't flounce AT ALL.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:55, archived)

Oh that's a sad list.
All those familiar names.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:31, archived)

lol.
pricks. no staying power.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:38, archived)

Something like that*
*nothing like that at all
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:39, archived)

Thanks I already had some.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:26, archived)

CHAOS!

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moohalaa, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:28, archived)

*runs around screaming*

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:31, archived)

They made a tv series called that
ALEX REVIEW:
It's not very good

CHAOS!
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Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:32, archived)

HOOM.

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moohalaa, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:36, archived)

¿HOY ESTA HOOM?

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Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:40, archived)

soz playin petville

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:34, archived)

lol omg bbz

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moohalaa, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:36, archived)

iz it tho

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:36, archived)

Do you publish your updates.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:41, archived)

ah, that takes me back

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:39, archived)

Chaos.
chao.hippotank.com/images/history1.gif
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:47, archived)

No thanks Mooey, I prefer orcs.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:49, archived)

Get out.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:50, archived)

:D

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:03, archived)

no I'm rob
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue484/
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rob, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:18, archived)

Stop this at once or I'll ban you.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:19, archived)

NEAR THE ROB

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moohalaa, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:48, archived)

~~Near~~ On

Has it gotten that bad.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:15, archived)

*Ripple of applause*

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:23, archived)

this
images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091023193460/uncyclopedia/images/c/c2/Fullsize-animated-fat-kid-dancing-happy.gif
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moohalaa, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:24, archived)

WHAYHEY!!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:25, archived)

Hey Rob can you help me with my router problem?

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WormuIus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:21, archived)

YOUR LANDING GEAR IS DOWN
PULL UP!
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:23, archived)

*pulls up trousers*

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Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:24, archived)

i recommend, stop restarting your router and wait 3 days.

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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:12, archived)

As I've said below
No other computers are experiencing any speed reduction
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WormuIus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:30, archived)

I've reluctantly accepted the idea that it must be something on my computer which is slowing it down.
It is equally slow through a wireless or a wired connection so I don't think its a wireless setting or a router problem.

The speed seems to be slowed down by a set amount and doesn't fluctuate, almost as though an arbitrary 'speedlimit' has been imposed.

I might try running the computer in safemode and see if the speed is normal then, if it isn't at least I can discount some sort of software conflict.

I'm almost certain that I have no spyware on here, any suggestions for a program which would make it absolutely clear either way would be very helpful.
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WormuIus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:38, archived)

I appreciate how exciting this must be for all of you.

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WormuIus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:40, archived)

Try a Selective Startup
eu.blizzard.com/support/article.xml?locale=en_GB&articleId=19382
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Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:42, archived)

CCleaner?

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:53, archived)

Yes.

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WormuIus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:54, archived)

have you tried turning it off

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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:58, archived)

Well have you tried shoving it up your arse?
/Roy
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:04, archived)

Vista
WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:08, archived)

spybot search and destroy + ccleaner COMBO
BAM BAM SPLAT.
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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:55, archived)

BOOOOOOOOOM

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:55, archived)

HOOM

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Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:12, archived)

HOOOOOM?!

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moohalaa, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:15, archived)

Shake the room

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:15, archived)

I never read this, it's very unattractive, much like my cousin who got hit by that bus that one time, though he can still speak but it's a little slurred and forget him eating soup it goes all over the fucking shop but he's on the mend and should be back

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:22, archived)

Shut the FUCK UP Sparticus.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:23, archived)

Your replies to my comments below made me sad
in my happy place, btw
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:24, archived)

What?

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:25, archived)

The DVD suggestion :(

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Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:27, archived)

Oh.
Meh. You LOVE her. Yes you DO.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:29, archived)

Dead wrong, pingu

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Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:36, archived)

Yeah yeah, protest all you want.
We all know it's true.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:44, archived)

>:-|

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Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:05, archived)

WHERE THE FUCK IS SETUP BEAT PUKE?
WHY ARE YOU BULLYING THEOBAN, YOU UTTER SWINE?
Is it because of its AWESOME POWER?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:23, archived)

It's yet more proof of GINGE EVIL is what it is balders.
First he banned Ding, then he wouldn't make you TOP-MOD. Now he DENIES The LOVELY Theoban newsletter space.
:(
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:31, archived)

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:36, archived)

Eeep!
Not YOU The LOVELY Gingezilla!
*Emergency pandering*
*Nervous listening for pitter-patter of tiny angry feet*
*MOAR PANDERING*
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:40, archived)

Ah well now I know before I look at it
Ta
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Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:31, archived)

Still gonna read it likes
No hard feelings, I understand Rob, you're alright.
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Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:34, archived)

l + CUNT
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:42, archived)

rob giveth of this website so we can call each other cunts and partake of the insulting QOTW
our ginger messiah is alright
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Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:43, archived)

Oh Theoban.
So LOVELY and yet so WRONG.
We haven't even had new donation icons in fucking AGES.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:46, archived)

He's working on his secret site, 4lpha
Where it's only pictures of kittens and WOO YAY HOOPLA
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Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:47, archived)

Them furries should be strung up by their own tails.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:49, archived)

When does the killing commence?
Have i got time to get a snack before it starts? Don't wanna git the afterlife hungry.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:38, archived)

that wasn't jam that was total fucking marmalade

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:24, archived)

NONCE!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:26, archived)

Friday again, eh?

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:34, archived)

hey rob
I had my interview, it went alright, here's hoping eh? Next week maybe I'll find out, apparently.
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Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:39, archived)

GLUCK THOBBAN

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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:13, archived)

Ta Binky
Glad it's done
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Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:14, archived)

Did you use the unmistakably genius system
of the setup, beat, puke to wow your future employer? I'm sure if you did you got the job.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:15, archived)

DAMNATION
I didn't think of that. I should've chucked up on them both, then walked out like the dancing frog
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Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:17, archived)

that would mean having a 4th frame
i'd go with dancing in, throwing your CV at them, then vomiting all over the windows.

Windypig Employment Advice. £50 per word.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:20, archived)

I rejected a comic because it had 4 panes
I'm a harsh taskmaster

That's a better way to do that, apparently there's a comic coming about my interview SOON
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Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:21, archived)

when crafting genius
some things get left behind, i respect that. I wonder if Rob is not putting you in the newsletter out of jealousy. I mean, his website is pretty good, but it's not even close to S,B,P.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:23, archived)

STILL no SetupBeatPuke?
I am never reading this again
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:51, archived)

The icecream van outside is playing some kind of loud chiptune.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:13, archived)

That's the MDMA tune

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:20, archived)

Oh, I did wonder why the ravers were out in force.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:29, archived)

they ain't selling no ice cream
*taps nose*
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:21, archived)

*watches your septum fall out*
So they aren't.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:30, archived)

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