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GR33DY, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:40, archived)

Can't blame her

It does look a bit wooden.

Woo!

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foop, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:47, archived)

keaton boldly goes......

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:40, archived)

nice

I was looking for a Buster Keaton clip - the one where the building falls on him. Anyone?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:48, archived)

It's from

Steamboat Bill Jr. apparently...

(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:21, archived)

The philosophical gas man reads the meter.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:37, archived)

He's

lucky that tree hasn't fallen over by now.

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chthonic, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:37, archived)

maybe they should put some recording equipment on it

to see if it makes a sound

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Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:38, archived)

would the noise it may or may not record

be that of the tree falling over, the sound equipment falling over, both, or neither?

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:41, archived)

all of the above

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dogsbollocks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:43, archived)

how can it be

both neither AND both at the same time?

(bblgoose, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:53, archived)

You should read my dissertation on Beckett for some

non/un-answers to that.

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:00, archived)

you're

an odd, odd man.

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stouffer, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:38, archived)

aha - I hear you had a hot date on Saturday and could not join us for the fireworks.

Did you break into the School for the Blind again?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:42, archived)

i was at the

fireworks, but i decided that introducing the hopefully future mrs stouffer to you lot could only end in tears.

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stouffer, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:44, archived)

so you've yet to make her cry then?

btw - did you ever get round to doing the pyramid this year?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:46, archived)

well, i managed

to piss her off quite a lot a while back, but the details of that shall remain a secret. or ask zero. sadly there were no pyramids this year as i was too busy working. *sigh*

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stouffer, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:48, archived)

that's great

cucking flass!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:39, archived)

ooh!

philosophy! on a monday? Will one of those trees fall down later? will it make a sound?

(great cthulhu, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:39, archived)

Heh

Does he have a Catholometer attached to the Pope too?

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:39, archived)

wet pants

can we have some sensible time please... i'm getting through my underwear rather quickly.

(brioche, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:41, archived)

get some incontinence

pants. That should help

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:48, archived)

The rules are tricky to pick up

but Weirdball has its fans

(pips, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:34, archived)

oh yes.

That looks about a gazillion times more interesting to watch than fucking football.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:35, archived)

fucking football

might be interesting.
Better than football, anyhoo.

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:37, archived)

Ive never played Fucking Football,

but I imagine that getting your tackle in early is essential for a good performance.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:37, archived)

cleaning & tightening your studs?

or is that just me..

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Lynxkitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:46, archived)

that works.

Im a tight stud. I always used to make my dates pay for their meals.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:53, archived)

dammit

can't get the thought of muddy balls out my mind.

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Lynxkitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:58, archived)

there is no feasible follow up to that sentence.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:01, archived)

That's utterly mental.

And somehow, a bit scary.

Minor TJ - Is there any way to convert
a load of MP3 files to CD quality, all in one
go?.. Ta! :)

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:36, archived)

mmmm.... lunch

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Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:36, archived)

yes there is.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:37, archived)

he said, and i quote: 'MP3 files to CD quality'

you'll never get as good as CD quality from an mp3

bitrate =/= quality

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Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:38, archived)

aaahhh

but that depends on if you mean cd quality as in you want to make it sound as good as the original CD.

However, it is perfectly possible to turn any old crappy sample of any bitrate and compression into 44100hz, 16bit, stereo sound. It'll still sound just as crap, but it will be stored at CD quality.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:40, archived)

precisely

i'm practising being Baz while i eat my lunch

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Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:41, archived)

Well...

I meant I've got a load of mono/stereo blah blah blah - that I want to chuck onto a CD at 44khz stereo.. Not too mithered about the *actual* quality..
EDIT: What he said :)

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:40, archived)

'mithered'

such a marvelous word.

(pips, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:41, archived)

Sonic Foundry

do a program called "Batch Converter 5.0" which is pretty good for automated conversion.

Its not free*, though.

*unless you pirate it

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:42, archived)

aiff for you - just dump the files onto an "Audio CD".

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chthonic, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:42, archived)

Yar

Nero is the bizniz.

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dogsbollocks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:45, archived)

use Nero

just shove any old wav/mp3 etc. onto an Audio cd, and there you go
if you don't want a cd, just quality, use Lame or something

[edit: www.mp3-converter.com/encoders/lame_encoder.htm]

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Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:42, archived)

yes.

yes there is.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:36, archived)

Thanks!

;)

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:37, archived)

no problem.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:38, archived)

probably

www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&q=convert+mp3s+to+cd+quality&btnG=Google+Search :)

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dogsbollocks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:37, archived)

try

www.cdex.n3.net/

(dognutz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:39, archived)

Ah...

Cheers mate! Will give it a go. Phew.. That was harder than I thought...
/relurks

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:41, archived)

I love that program

thanks for posting that, I'd not realised they were onto another version, iwas still using 1.40.

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:44, archived)

When rainbows attack!

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corington, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:33, archived)

how bizarre

and yet bizarrely delightful.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:34, archived)

wonderfully said

ill second that and throw in a yay for good measure

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:35, archived)

watching where you're throwing that yay

almost had my eye out.

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:38, archived)

Aaargh!

Another thing to be scared of.

Woo!

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:35, archived)

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue

Woo!

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dogsbollocks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:35, archived)

I want every light we've got poured onto that runway

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:36, archived)

To the tower!

Rapunzel!

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:40, archived)

Yay!

Nice Idea :o)

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The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:39, archived)

funkin A

(brioche, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:39, archived)

hahahaha

w/y/h to you

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Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:40, archived)

I like

that

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christhebarker, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:42, archived)

well funny

fancy getting a red, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet coloured rash.

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bleepbloop, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:46, archived)

Yay!

Vagtastic!

(catbrain likes the hairy scratchings bestest, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:52, archived)

wonderful

yay

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:59, archived)

brillo

"That's it George, to the right a bit...hahaha"
"Got him, Zippy!"

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mozza, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:00, archived)

quality

lovely lovely.

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crouchingbadger, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:21, archived)

that is truly wonderful

so much so I'll always look at rainbows with suspicion from now on...

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:44, archived)

The modern unclear family

bigger

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Evil|berT is posting post-hummusly, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:30, archived)

Very woo!

Like Robin Williams in Deconstructing Harry.

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:32, archived)

haha !

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Tedmus, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:32, archived)

arf.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:33, archived)

Are they afraid of unclear weapons?

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:33, archived)

hahah

haha, very good :)

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:33, archived)

Ha ha!

Dyslexitastic! :)

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:33, archived)

haha

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corington, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:33, archived)

I've been looking for a new place. What do you people reckon of this one?

Two bedrooms, furnished, upstairs bathroom, reception room, living room (pictured), kitchen. The location is great and the price is really a bargain. Apparently the last tenants left suddenly and the agency wants a quick let on the place. There's some stuff in the attic that needs clearing out apparently but agent was in a hurry so didn't show me that. What do you think?

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:27, archived)

take it!

TAKE IT HARD!

p.s. have a woo!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:29, archived)

I think...

In Wapping, no-one can hear you scream.

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:29, archived)

Why

Wapping ?

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wonko the sane, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:13, archived)

I'd be wary mate

Might be bugs

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Staticgirl, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:29, archived)

I think someone was murdered in that place

"Apparently the last tenants left suddenly" combined with "There's some stuff in the attic that needs clearing out apparently but agent was in a hurry so didn't show me that".

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dogsbollocks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:29, archived)

yes

probably by aliens bursting out of stomachs.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:31, archived)

get inspector

mooooooonnnnkfffiiiiiiissshhhhhhhh in.

put yer knickers on and make me a cup of tea

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:32, archived)

How did you know I'm not wearing knickers...

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:33, archived)

mind bullets told me

/last post a fast show ref. if you didn't know

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:37, archived)

Ah right

I never really had the chance to get into that.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:43, archived)

hhmmm

It looks nice, but if you move in and feel like you have a little bit of heartburn, I would seriously get the local A&E dept.

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bleepbloop, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:29, archived)

Mmm,

upstairs looks nice, especially for putting people who sleep with their mouths open and therefore snore (;

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<>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:30, archived)

Buy it today

it's a house,

tomorrow it'll cost £7 million.

(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:30, archived)

I would

check and see if the bailiff's are after the previous tenants!

The stuff in the loft, roll it and smoke it up...

NOTE TO SELF : this is b3ta, not real life.. don't try and be helpful, you feel like a complete twat.

(BadgerPirate, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:31, archived)

waaaaaaaaah!

Incest!
I mean insects! arrrggggh.

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pep, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:37, archived)

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rogan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:40, archived)

he hee

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pep, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:41, archived)

Infamy! Infamy!

They've all got it infamy!

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:44, archived)

Buy it,

take out a massive loan as you will be a "Home Owner" and then let the "Nice People" at Ocean Finance take it off you

Everyone's a winner

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OldWhit, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:49, archived)

'Sounds like a plan to me.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:54, archived)

Keeping up with the neighbours

Is a real pain in the arse around here. (sorry)

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randompunter, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:21, archived)

hee hee

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chthonic, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:22, archived)

love the pic, hehe

TJ! can antone recommend a FREE, decent pop up calendar/reminder?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:25, archived)

good pop-up

stopper is google toolbar. i got it a few days ago, and its stopped 446 popups (it counts) :)

('Andeh', Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:25, archived)

er,

not pop up stopper, you loon, reminder/calendar/nagger etc

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:26, archived)

We use a great one at school

but it's spyware crazy.

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dogsbollocks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:27, archived)

this is my problem, i just need something reliable

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:28, archived)

MS (spit) Outlook

(it's free if you nick it....)

(BadgerPirate, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:28, archived)

this is true

for most things.

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:29, archived)

thank you.

i use outlook express, even tho i have outlook installed already. just configured it properly and woohoo, it works. thank you.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:41, archived)

446? bloody hell

how much porn do you need?

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:27, archived)

its mainly

from download sites. :S

('Andeh', Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:32, archived)

I just use Mozilla

it works just as well and has this handy thing called an explorer attached to it

(south, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:27, archived)

i have that toolbar

it IS good.

especially the form filling thing. i had to deactivate the pop-up stopper on it cos norton internet security had a fit when it tried to close a pop-up

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:31, archived)

I'm not sure

I understand that, but I think it's great!

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barnesy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:22, archived)

I used to live on the next street up from there

ABSOLUTE 100% MOTHER-FUNNING FACT

p.s. class picture too!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:22, archived)

where is it?

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Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:40, archived)

Just up the road...

...in Headington. You can see it from the Oxford Tube to/from London.

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randompunter, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:42, archived)

Very good there

and the shark actually is real!

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christhebarker, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:23, archived)

afternoon matey

"You've got mail"
/aol

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:24, archived)

see below

I
V

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christhebarker, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:26, archived)

Dat

is good :)

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dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:23, archived)

arf,

verree niiceeee

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:24, archived)

the guy who did that

is god. 300% fact.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:29, archived)

Needs a ladder

... and a bridge and a stream ...

- just poped in for chilli me thinks!

- is it really tabs birthday - I'm injured enough already.

:)

(Crowskinner, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)

Posted on Popbitch a little while ago

Link to thing that this person didn't make

But I think it rocks, so I don't care!

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Pete Donaldson, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:19, archived)

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:21, archived)

it's about football i think

you see, sir stanley matthews is upset at a decision and throws a shoe at denis law. i think the one with the wonky head is boby charlton

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new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:21, archived)

foot what

(Hugh G Rection, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:22, archived)

football?

on b3ta?
aaaaaaaahhhhh

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:22, archived)

Just got your mail!

Nice one! Will get back to you about which and whatever when I've started laying the thing out. Just waiting for Bovine now....

repost:

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christhebarker, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:24, archived)

hahaha

fantastich

Although I never have the energy on mon morning to do any of that...

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:25, archived)

I think we may have to have an

Ice Zebra supplement if you carry on at the rate your going amingo!

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christhebarker, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:28, archived)

great stuff

ha ha

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Pete Donaldson, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:23, archived)

right

bobby chorlton and the wheelies?

(fact remains he didn't make it himself, so...)

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:24, archived)

Now

you didn't make that, did you?

grump

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chthonic, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:21, archived)

no no no!

I'd like to think I would do a better job....

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Pete Donaldson, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:22, archived)

looking at your profile

i believe you

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:24, archived)

it was done in todays Sun.

edit: and it even has the sun logo on it.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:24, archived)

Yeah, I know

I was wondering why he'd posted a pic from the Sun, that's all.

I was being grumpy. I still am. I think it's because I had a cup of coffee today for the first time in 3 years. Still buzzing.

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chthonic, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:25, archived)

its vice versa for me.

Id be grumpy If I hadnt had a coffee for three years.

the stuff in my veins is black, one sugar.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:36, archived)

It only lasts

for a week or so - after a while you start waking up clear headed and happy in the mornings. Best thing I ever did was cutting caffeine out almost completely.

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chthonic, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:41, archived)

it makes me very much more cheerful if I don't have caffeine

but that's because I spend much more time asleep.

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Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:44, archived)

Hmmm

Is that your bandwidth? I don't think so... I'm sure the Sun has lots to spare, but, still...

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dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:24, archived)

dont worry

i like it

('Andeh', Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:26, archived)

Bigger balls

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edovan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:14, archived)

hahahaha

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:14, archived)

Arf

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Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:15, archived)

Hahaha!

-

Aaaaahahahahahaha!

class.

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dipdapdop, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:15, archived)

wait

Fucking class.

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dipdapdop, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:16, archived)

"If we hurry...

... we can catch those 118 fuckers..."

(WaldoMcFroog, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:23, archived)

Apologies if it resides in Dungeness, as you can see i spent an age on it :)

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:14, archived)

hehehehehe

aceness in a can!

vaugly related repost

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:15, archived)

I must admit

to waiting for that to animate before I got it.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:15, archived)

Hehe!

Nice concept (:

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<>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:16, archived)

Oldies

(Hermes_74, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:10, archived)

Oi!

That mammoth at the back is wearing a digital watch!

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:11, archived)

ha ha

edit: oh yeah. me dumb

(icedragon, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:12, archived)

Was it

not Gladiator? (No, really, was it?)

(funkylins, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:13, archived)

seven pages of stuff here

www.moviemistakes.com/film.php?filmid=541
I couldn't watch the piece of shit, so wouldn't know.

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:23, archived)

hahaha

yay!

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rogan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:12, archived)

Ben Fur?

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chthonic, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:13, archived)

it's not in the comp but

woo!

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dipdapdop, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:13, archived)

public service announcement

This is really rather good. kaa.kiev.ua/flash/fun/pingpong.swf
I hope y'all share my feelings. Thank you, that is all.

(Tarka_the_Frotter, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:06, archived)

it is good

I think that's why iot gets posted here so much!

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barnesy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:07, archived)

aha

i do apologise. *retreats back to the shadows*

(Tarka_the_Frotter, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:09, archived)

not those shadows!

Those are reserved, use those shadows over there...

*points over there*

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:13, archived)

my penis

is hard shiny and transparent.

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dipdapdop, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:08, archived)

can i ask

wot glasscock is please? if seen it mentioned everywhere...

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:09, archived)

that question

is a glasscock.

(icedragon, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:09, archived)

you'll have to expand...

i'm still none the wiser

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:10, archived)

When something has been posted here many times

Such as the image of a glass cock being kissed.

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dogsbollocks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:10, archived)

oh ok thanks

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:11, archived)

Even better

This is the original glasscock

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Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:18, archived)

OMGLOLROLFMAYO!!11!!!!1

SH3S KIsSIG A B1G GLAS SOCK!!1!!!

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new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:23, archived)

Glass Cock: Noun

1 A name given to an image or link that has not been created by a b3tan but has been posted repeatedly

Example:*warning * warning* Glass Cock! or That looks like a Glass Cock to me

2 Originally from a picture of a female golfer winning a trophy and kissing it, taken from an angle that made it appear she was kissing the eponymous article.

Example:you must have seen that glass cock, right? it's been round the world on email thousands of times...

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:35, archived)

Anything that is posted repeatedly.

Hell, even this explanation would count as one.

(mrdan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:11, archived)

There's more

www.ntv.co.jp/kasoh/past_movie/contents.html

(ottaky, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:13, archived)

the

seasons one is crazy!

and the rest are pretty good too.

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dipdapdop, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:14, archived)

The brochure promised inflight entertainment...

(ChrisT, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:03, archived)

hehehe

that made me laugh. Out loud.

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Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:04, archived)

there was a woman in tv last night

who had a pet meerkat. she was very odd

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new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:04, archived)

I saw that programme

It was the one with the guy who slashed his pets name into his arm when it died, yes? Wierdo.

(ChrisT, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:05, archived)

i wasn't really watching

i just caught it as i flicked through. goths, pfft

(

new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:08, archived)

it wasnt the goth

that did the pet name gouging.

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:16, archived)

they had

a meerkat...but it knew it's place in the goth higherarchy by all accounts...did i say accounts?

(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:47, archived)

Whats a wierdo?

about 150mph.

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:10, archived)

about

the same as a wormdo

(

mcleod666, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:16, archived)

Jamaica?

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:37, archived)

the meerkat

was sooooo cute though!

(

Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:06, archived)

he was

i wanted to give him a cuddle!

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:11, archived)

good eyebrow action!

and, er, marmot action too..

(

dipdapdop, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:05, archived)

I feel sad. And cheap shoppage too. Hmmm.

(

blupp relaxes harder, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:58, archived)

groan

;)

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:02, archived)

how exciting

that was message 1888888

(

Spoon, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:02, archived)

and that was

message 1888889

(

Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:03, archived)

i wonder if this one

is message 1888890...

(bblgoose, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:03, archived)

fucksocks

(bblgoose, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:05, archived)

yours

is nowhere near as interesting.

(

dipdapdop, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:03, archived)

sweet

d'you think i get a telegram from those 118 guys then?

8D

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:03, archived)

GOT YOUR NUMBER

(

dogsbollocks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:04, archived)

i've got

one of those t shirts.
It was free, which makes it slightly less embarrassing.

(

Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:04, archived)

Where from?

I need one! I think they had them at Reading.

(

dogsbollocks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:08, archived)

umm

They've been on Oxford Street and Carnaby Street, I'm not sure if it's a permanent thing though..

(

Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:10, archived)

There were loads

on a washing line on Charlotte Street about 6 months ago. I should have nicked one.

(

chthonic, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:10, archived)

How strange..

(

dogsbollocks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:12, archived)

Not really

lots of pretentious ad agencies on Charlotte Street, so we get lots of wacky "interventions" round here.

cf those bloody pavement chalk adverts for Channel 4.

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chthonic, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:14, archived)

The best one I've seen is in the radio times

There's little post it notes - and you know some poor bugger had to stick 10000's of those into issues of the Radio Times. Makes it alllll worthwhile.

(

dogsbollocks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:16, archived)

I work

just south of the Telecom tower - there's those post-it notes stuck in the windows of the tower too.

(

chthonic, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:19, archived)

when you say free,

you mean you donated £15 to BT and they gave you a 'free' t-shirt don't you...

(icedragon, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:24, archived)

i doubt it.

their number is not 18888888

(

dipdapdop, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:04, archived)

what is it then?

(bblgoose, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:05, archived)

not sure

i think it's 192?

(

dipdapdop, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:06, archived)

Funny thing to do while bored or drunk:

Phone 192/11888/118118 and ask for the number for directory enquiries

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:10, archived)

sounds

hilarious.

(

Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:13, archived)

ahha

better still, ring BT's on 118500, and ask for the number 118118's number

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:13, archived)

did you know

they have one just for gay people - 118 GAY??
a gay friend told me

(bblgoose, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:16, archived)

whats the difference

between a straight person wanting to know a number and a gay person wanting to know a number?

(icedragon, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:24, archived)

cripes

it only seems a few weeks ago, we hit the million

(

Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:03, archived)

well, 6 months ;)

www.b3ta.com/board/1000000

(

new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:05, archived)

doesn't time fly

when you're not doing any work

(

Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:06, archived)

it does

it all seems like yesterday...

(

new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:09, archived)

strange

I know I posted a couple of times on that thread, but I seem to have vanished.
Oh well, I guess I know I was there...

(

Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:12, archived)

i'm glad it's got SSG's jiggly monkeys in

they're ace

(

new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:19, archived)

i hope i post message number

5318008

(

Spoon, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:05, archived)

damn

that'll beggar up my ego spazzing ;)

(

new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:06, archived)

hah!

i just had to search to find out what you meant. nice domain name

(

Spoon, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:09, archived)

it was an impulse buy

i've only just started using it

(

new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:12, archived)

I did

1696969

(Pig, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:06, archived)

Blah

This is what happens when you haven't used photoshop for months (you get crap).

cfb.

(

dogsbollocks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:52, archived)

y'know

i'm not sure that girl's entirely legal

(bblgoose, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:56, archived)

I can't see it

but I guess my work firewall, has just logged me trying to view a file named lolita.

(

Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:58, archived)

Er sorry

I'll rename.

(

dogsbollocks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:59, archived)

oooh

that could be a bad thing

(bblgoose, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:00, archived)

well if I suddenly vanish

it means that the Internet Abuse SWAT team have come to take me away

(

Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:03, archived)

never mind

at least muttsnuts said sorry :D

(bblgoose, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:06, archived)

Goatse Milk Anyone

(Hugh G Rection, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:52, archived)

comes in 1 litre cartons at sainsburys

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:53, archived)

I'm looking for the latest Staind release

can anyone help?

(

Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:51, archived)

theres a staind release

in my pants..

(

djdirect, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:51, archived)

snicker

(wetflame, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:52, archived)

hur hur hur

hehehehe

hur... hur.

He said pants

(

100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:53, archived)

i thought you

were going to poland/sweden?

(

new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:54, archived)

yep -

8:35 am flight to stockholm on the 3rd!

(

djdirect, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:55, archived)

tsk, some people

you promised us the 1st ;)

(

new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:56, archived)

i know - ryanair tried to screw me over

20 quid for flight tickets when they promised 1.99? c**ts..

(

djdirect, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:56, archived)

a one off or susstaind?

\coat

(

Lynxkitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:56, archived)

I hear they are very good

it would be nice to have some information about them on B3ta.

(

Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:52, archived)

raaah!

i was trying to have a conversation in that thread and it disappeared!

anyway:
djdirect, did you find somewhere to stay?
and are there any photos from saturday?

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Spoon, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:52, archived)

Fnord

isn't putting his up til he's finished m3tatweening :(

(

Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:54, archived)

bah

but yay for m3tatween!

(

Spoon, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:55, archived)

anyone know when the tween

will be ready?

has everyone submitted yet?

(

monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:59, archived)

I hope so

as last night was the final deadline.

(

Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:13, archived)

I got the same, starting a TJ to make the post more bearable

Saw Intermission yesterday, and it's the best movie I've seen since PotC - possibly better, but in a very different way.

(

WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:54, archived)

bah

yeah my long reply vanished..

anyway, yeah i ended up crashing round Smirny's place. was in a coma and lora had drawn cat whiskers on me which i didn't know about until the next day...
didn't get many photos as i was in a right state and woke up half on Smirny's bed, and half on a load of cardboard boxes. (though DarkEdge managed to get miles worse somehow!)

Was a great night - cheers to all involved ;)

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djdirect, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:55, archived)

oooh,

spooky bah mindpiss

hahahaha, sounds like a good evening. so were you walking around outside with cat whiskers on?

(

Spoon, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:56, archived)

no, i was spotted and sent into the toilet to clean up

at which point i came out after and they noticed i had Red X's on my arms in highlighter pen...

(

djdirect, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:57, archived)

well

the red Xs were not me.

(

Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:58, archived)

really?

hmmm...
/looks suspicious..

(

djdirect, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:59, archived)

it wasn't!

I'm happy to admit to everything else, but red Xs just aren't my style..

(

Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:01, archived)

I may have had a bit of a doodle.

: )

(

Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:03, archived)

glad to see my good work

was carried on.
Find someone nice to share a sofa with?
;)

(

Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:05, archived)

waited up till Alfie got back,

then got the tube back at about 7.30.

I would have got no sleeep whatsoever in that room. The sound of snoring, combined with the hum of feet was not the ideal environment.

(

Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:07, archived)

haha

and there was me, in my lovely warm bed.
Eugh, tube at 7.30 on a Sunday. That's kinda hardcore.

(

Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:12, archived)

it was nice and peaceful.

Took my back to my youth though. Its a while since Ive got on public transport early on a sunday morning after an all nighter.

(

Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:16, archived)

yes,

i noticed the mess in the kitchen,
but don't change the subject ;)

bah, taking advantage of an unconscious man...

(

djdirect, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:06, archived)

that mess may have been Dark's puke.

The effort required for him to crawl through the kitchen on his hands and knees before yacking out the back door was phenomenal.

(

Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:09, archived)

what?!

He was fine when I left?!

(

Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:11, archived)

well, he died at about an hour after you left.

I think he was overcome with admiration after watching Finding Nemo.

(

Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:14, archived)

arf!

redeczema

(

Spoon, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:00, archived)

we can

only hope!
damn

(

Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:57, archived)

darkedge

did get a photo of it, but deleted it as it was shitty quality... ha, no one will ever know about it! - *Shit!*

(

djdirect, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:59, archived)

umm

Fnord took lots of pictures, don't you worry!
Obviously you'll the on the plane by the time he uploads them with no way to defend yourself. But never mind :)

(

Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:01, archived)

your secret is safe

with 16000 b3tans

(

Spoon, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:01, archived)

quite.

I made a terribly amusing remark in that thread about Handel's Music for Fireworks being banging. I resurrect it here for future generations to guffaw over.

(

Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:58, archived)

I heard it

'drops' on the 15th of september

(

alistair, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:52, archived)

nice edit!

(

WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:53, archived)

have you looked here?

ANALSTAB.COM

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:53, archived)

have you

checked the laundry basket?

(

rogan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:53, archived)

it's here

www.tubgirl.com

(bblgoose, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:54, archived)

somebody posted a linky to the origional

and I did this

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cheeves, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:43, archived)

v nice

do you like big birds? (size 16 plus)

(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:45, archived)

that's lovely.
I love Sesame Street.

(

Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:47, archived)

can you make that

wallpaper size??
I don't even like Big Bird, but this is great.

(

Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:49, archived)

cookie monster

am de bestest

(icedragon, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:59, archived)

Elmo

is better.
Not just because he vibrates.

(

Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:02, archived)

the origionals aren't up to being supersized

but I'm glad you like it

(

cheeves, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:12, archived)

He he he

(

WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:49, archived)

top dog for muppets

YAY

(Hugh G Rection, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:52, archived)

hehe !

yay !

(

Tedmus, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:49, archived)

that is

right up my "Sesame" Street. Woo!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:51, archived)

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