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# morn'
new computer, no photoshop yet so please excuse paintmashing today !



p.s. anyone know if the b3ta radio shows have been archived for the good of man and beast ?
(JBoom, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:52, archived)
# i have always wondered why they put that on the side of coffee cups....
I mean, fuck, they might as well put "CAUTION: CONTENTS BROWN" on the side of the fuckin thing...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:53, archived)
# CAUTION!
contents may actually taste like coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)
# DANGER!
WET WATER!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:56, archived)
# rolf
i like that one :)
(JBoom, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:57, archived)
# Peanuts!
I believe it was tesco's products, that the packet contained the warning:

"This product may contain nuts"

I fukking hope it does, or ive just paid for a bag of nothing!
(Dr.Dolittle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:17, archived)
# May cause drowning.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:12, archived)
# CAUTION!
May contain ground beans
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:56, archived)
# No
I don't think that one is applicable ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:56, archived)
# yeah....
Although, I suppose its one of those things they have to do, because you should never ever underestimate the intense stupidity of the general public. No doubt someone, somewhere has been sued because someone burnt their lips on a piping hot cup of coffee....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:57, archived)
# when making things foolproof
never underestimate the inginuity of fools.

shit spelling, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:59, archived)
# "Make something foolproof and someone will make a better fool."
- G. Layton
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:08, archived)
# like the famous case of the woman in the states
who won something like $13 million from macdonalds because she spilled hot coffee on her lap after getting it from their drive-thru
(Hobbes, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:00, archived)
# which did
in fact cause severe burns to her lips.

which is pretty normal, considering a good cup of coffee is served at about 85-90 degrees, and made at a nice 95 degrees.
(radja, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:02, archived)
# Although,
Macdonalds had been warned that their cups were unsafe and had chosen to ignore it, several other people had already been badly burned, the coffee was actually considerably hotter than any cup you might make yourself because the design of the cup kept all the heat in - and basically, she had every right to sue. There are more than enough genuinely frivolous lawsuits around without building up urban legends around ones were there was a good reason for it. Oh, and she got nowhere near 13 million.
(I helped save b3ta! ALargeElk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:27, archived)
# you could sue macdonalds or starbucks under the trades description act
(there needs to be a ' in there somewhere)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:58, archived)
# because some nobber had a cup of coffee with no lid on
sat in her car, wedged it between her legs then drove off and sued the company who sold the coffee to her (or at least tried to)
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:56, archived)
# Let's hope it
sterilised her cunt, eh? Be terrible if she managed to breed.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:57, archived)
# wasn't that the mcdonalds case.
and the one with the apple pie.

and the one where the toilet seat fell down on a mans cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:57, archived)
# i think it was McDonalds yes
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:58, archived)
# Hang on, a toilet seat fell on a man's cock?
Think about it. Either he was a midget, and had draped his cock across the rim of the bog, or had a very long penis. The arc of a falling bog seat would miss even my enormous trouser snake.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:01, archived)
# Wasn't
that a penis fly trap?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:13, archived)
# Ive shot people for better puns than that....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:17, archived)
# i thought itd be something like that....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:57, archived)
# They should put that sign
on your filthy mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:56, archived)
# I'd lose the element of surprise then though....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:58, archived)
# lo!
mmmmmmmm coffee

I know someone has them, but i forget who

helpful of me hey?

oh yeah
morning all!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:54, archived)
# Arse Clock?
Cows With Guns

(Mornin' all!)
(I helped save b3ta! ashurek, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:35, archived)
# Yes
but lovely.

Spacefish did a version too (which I like better to be honest)... no doubt you could search for the URL
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:37, archived)
# Indeed
www.glastonbridge.co.uk/flash/cowswithguns.html
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:46, archived)
# i've no idea why i thought
"hang on, spacefish's real name isn't dana, is it?"

i am easily confused
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:54, archived)
# is db here yet?
oh dear

uk.news.yahoo.com/030924/325/e99ik.html

morning all. who wants to see my monkey?

[edit] ps, that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:39, archived)
# Show me the monkey!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:39, archived)
[challenge entry] it amused me when i was drunk
www.5318008.co.uk/b3ta/dance/dave.html
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:42, archived)
# heee hee hee hee
that's top fun that is.
also, best domain name ever
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That's great!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:44, archived)
# I made this last night,


which took much longer than it should.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:44, archived)
# its shit.
by the way, do you know there was discussion between certain board members about suggesting me n you as mods to deal with trolls?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:45, archived)
# ahahahahahahahaha
that's the worst idea i've ever heard! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:46, archived)
# its so bad, its good.....
think about it. Its such a spectacularly bad decision, itd work.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:47, archived)
# i think baz's bilious attacks are funny as they are
we should all be mods for a day and see what devastation is caused...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:52, archived)
# I imagine it would probably lead to the destruction of the entire internet.....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:54, archived)
# Nothing would remain posted for l;ong....
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)
# Nah, being a mod means you can't be a cunt to people.
Although it didn't stop Dr Phil posting this about Wh1teLeppard:

she's lovely and fluffy folks.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:53, archived)
# you cunt ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:54, archived)
# That was relevant to the thread.
And not at all gratuitous. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:57, archived)
# I still would be...
I'd like to think the power wouldnt change me....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)
# that would be a bit of a limitation
though I was shocked to see you being so kind and helpful last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:00, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!
Yes, top idea.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:47, archived)
# mmm.........
heart clogging suet!

yummy!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:46, archived)
# Wanna do another
superhero-off? I enjoyed that
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:51, archived)
# What was the outcome
yesterday, I had to go home.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)
# erm, I won apparently...
www.b3ta.com/board/2024594
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:59, archived)
# So...
pick a hero (doesn't have to be too obscure...)
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:00, archived)
# Sadly,
I can't join in, I have not the way with all.
But I will pick a super hero...and I choose The Tick!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:02, archived)
# Ooh
you bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:03, archived)
# Lets do Thor then.
I can sketch him then scan him in.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:04, archived)
# yes
we let you win.

please bear in mind it was after 5.30 and i wanted to het off home.

but yes, suggest a superhero, and then we can start.

is bovine joining us?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:01, archived)
# Yeah, I worked late for that!
Why don't we start with Thor then?
Oh, and anyone who's reading this thread can join in...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:02, archived)
# Oh!
thor it is then.

i don't think i've drawn myself before.

turn over your paper, you may start drawing...



...Now!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:04, archived)
# I just bloody well picked.
The Tick I said, THE TICK!!
When does the Hero-off end then?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:04, archived)
# so what is it?
thor or the tick?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:05, archived)
# We'll go for Thor.
Thor.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:06, archived)
# ok
we'll do the tick afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:08, archived)
# We are the geeks.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:12, archived)
# careful...
that stuff will give you a
HEART ATTACK

ha. revenge!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:49, archived)
# That's
a Love Ninja move...or it will be.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:50, archived)
# it's very Power Puff girls.
Incidentally, one of Power Puff girls' famous quotations is "Release the Cheese"
fairywings.uhome.net/blossom_fp_left_eng.htm
Fascinating.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)
# They stole that
from me, they must have.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:56, archived)
# sue them
I'll be your lawyer.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:59, archived)
# is that with
or without the blood spurts?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)
# Without,
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:57, archived)
# just checking
I know very little about Love Ninja(s), but I suppose that is their very nature.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:00, archived)
# the bottom right most part of the pic
looks disturbingly like a distended ringpiece
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:53, archived)
# Yay!
Is it an occidental version of this:
Mmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:53, archived)
# I seem to have
Whigfield in my head now. I blame YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:52, archived)
# At least she isn't in your house.
Stealing your valuables.
And eating all your food.
And wearing your clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:54, archived)
# I don't know that
for sure though, do I?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)
# You can never be sure
of Whigfield....
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:57, archived)
# oh no.
I'm not falling for that again.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:39, archived)
# I'll see your monkey,
and raise you a baboon.

Edit: Urrgh. He's about to beatify Mother Teresa. He's 82 and she's been dead for five years.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:41, archived)
# where I come from,
thats fighting talk
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:42, archived)
# your not from ladywood in b'ham are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:43, archived)
# worse,
Manchester
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:44, archived)
# Gah~!
not manchester.

which i am indifferent to, have visited once and had a generally good time there.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:47, archived)
# its not all that bad to be honest.
Especially when I live in Lancaster....


nah, its not too bad. Ive had some fuckin crackin nights out there meself...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:48, archived)
# The primate bit,
or the Pope bit? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:44, archived)
# wuh?
/levitating
(I helped save b3ta! magicbaboon, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:47, archived)
# I knew that
curry would be too much for the poor love.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:43, archived)
# Is
alright.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:39, archived)
# Bah
I wanna see "Cows With Gnus"

if you know what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:40, archived)
# big hairy male gnu's
humping dirty heffers.

yes i bet you would, you filthy man.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:44, archived)
# is there
any conceivable circumstance where you wouldn't make the guns/gnus textual similarity/actual dissimilarity joke? 'cos it's really hilarious, and i don't wanna be disappointed if one day i was expecting it and it didn't happen
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:47, archived)
# You obviously don't get it.
Do you want me to explain it?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:51, archived)
# i get it
i always get it, i just always see it, and that's the problem.
acksherly, thinking back, it hasn't always been you making the joke, so my tone was p'raps a tad unwarranted, but my general point still stands
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)
# That
(thanks to Pootle) is one of my favourite songs.
I am tempted to do my Flash version of it, or would that be a little bit Hobbes?*


*doing the same thing as everyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:50, archived)
# By your silence
I see that no-one cares.
How lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:03, archived)
# I cared
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:17, archived)
# That is fab!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:26, archived)
# morning all!

(I helped save b3ta! magicbaboon, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I waited and wasn't dissapointed!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:31, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha! Tops!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:32, archived)
# tj!
Surely theres hummus here.. if not, theres a good laugh anyway.
www.worldbeardchampionships.com/

ps. wooyay to the pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! CranberryArmadillo, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:32, archived)
# I sense
we may be seeing those pictures somewhere later today...
(I helped save b3ta! magicbaboon, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:34, archived)
# cor!
I'm going to win that competition
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:38, archived)
# But I always thought you was a girly.
Unless you're talking about a pant beard...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:40, archived)
# She's a lesbian.
They all have precocious body hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:41, archived)
# Twirled into strange and wonderful
shapes, one hopes. Like topiary.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:42, archived)
# Pant beard!
Nice mental images....
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:42, archived)
# yo'uve obviously not met her ;)
*scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:44, archived)
# lucky him
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:47, archived)
# pfffft
an honour bestowed on only the lucky few i'd say...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:48, archived)
# Shame they're blinded after meeting me
And people said Medusa had it hard!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:50, archived)
# Lucky Girl
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:02, archived)
# I'm sure
you am nice...
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:49, archived)
# I'm a bearded lady
And I have a swirling moustachio too.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:44, archived)
# If you make it to Cuba, go to the Hotel Mares in
Guardalavaca, just to see the mustachioed lady on the crepe stand at brekkie. She cultivates a mustache better than any man I've ever seen. Try to talk to her without staring bug eyed at it. Amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:47, archived)
# Once when I was working in a supermarket
I served a woman who had a wispy 15cm white beard, tied neatly with a pink ribbon in a bow. It was lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:51, archived)
# "Pant Beard ..."
That is a phrase that I don't hear enough

"Pant Beard"
"Pant Beard"
"Pant Beard"
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:48, archived)
# splendid
Woo and yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:32, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:33, archived)
# Quality.
I hate that shit instrument. Oh, and when I last F5'd, I got a banner advert for blueyonder broadband. What's that all about?
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:33, archived)
# its like dialup, but much faster.




I'll get me coat...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:35, archived)
# *slap*
Oi! Less of that.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:37, archived)
# really?
there be no ads on b3ta. Are you on an NTL dialup number?
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:36, archived)
# drug induced hallucinations is always a possibility
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:38, archived)
#
Yes please...
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:41, archived)
# Nope.
I just got that banner, and no b3ta. It's probably just my shit work computer's fault, though.

Edit: In fact, it once redirected me to silverlink railways when I refreshed.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:38, archived)
# I get that with some shitty "internet Optimizer" bollocks.
does it when I click links every now and again too. You on freeserve?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:41, archived)
# Download Spybot S&D
and remove all that shit from your computer.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:43, archived)
# no point really,
I wont have to use the piece of shit in a week. Am getting spanky new BT Broadband
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:43, archived)
# It's worth doing anyway,
all kinds of crap gets downloaded without you knowing about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:49, archived)
# thatd explain how me mam found out id been lookin at porn on her laptop....
this fucking shortcut thing appeared on the desktop without me even fucking noticing it...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:51, archived)
# HAHAHAHAA
(Hobbes, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:08, archived)
# It's nowt to do with me,
I just turn up and abuse work's internet.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:45, archived)
# Superb!
Recorders are fucking shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:38, archived)
# feeling awfully fluffy this morning!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:19, archived)
# Replywaste!
Probably glasscock, but did you know a yahoo search for "video killed the radio star" turns up b3ta as the second entry?

Edit: PS - Woo! =)
(Insanity, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:20, archived)
# yeah
ond of the first things made by rob was that
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:22, archived)
# i heard that on the wireless
back in 52.

i was lying awake intent at tuning in on you.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:22, archived)
# you're running out of hummus
i have mean's to sue


ohh ohhh!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:23, archived)
# glasscock???
www.brianmung.com/blainegame.htm

i don't know, i've been away for the last two weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:25, archived)
# 'tis gc
but good gc nonetheless
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:27, archived)
# arse
that'll teach me to try and have a holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:28, archived)
# KILL HIM!
KILL HIM HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:30, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:20, archived)
# Ahh
fluff-o-rama
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:21, archived)
# How serene,
I feel at peace.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:22, archived)
# Mmmmm
Lovely. Much better than Bruce Springsteen.
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:22, archived)
# or
having your teeth drilled.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:23, archived)
# Or waking up next to a horse's head
Covered in Marmite and brussel sprouts.
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:25, archived)
# Yeah,
I fucking hate Marmite.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:27, archived)
# Gooseberries?
They taste worse than satan's spunk imh.
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:31, archived)
# Urrrr.
You've tasted Santa's spunk?
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:35, archived)
# Christmas was always a testing time in my household....
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:37, archived)
# I was once woken up by Bruce Springsteen.
Not just someone playing one of his terrible terrible records. But the man himself. He was tuning up in Crystal Palace Park. Loudly. So I went up there, shot him through the head with a crossbow, watched as he slumped lifeless to the ground in a speading pool of blood, and went back home to bed.

some of this is a lie, unfortunately
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:27, archived)
# Good work!
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:29, archived)
# I've woken up
and found myself in Dire Straits several times
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:29, archived)
# Awww, does that come with that Grieg music they always use
to signify soft mornings in fillums?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:23, archived)
# Awww, does that come with that funky 70s soul music they always use
to signify soft pornings in films
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:49, archived)
# Ah, nice.
That fits in really well with the Mr Scruff I'm listening to as well.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:24, archived)
# Lovely.
Morning all.

I have a new rule.

No booze on Tuesday nights.

And definitely no burgers from BK in victoria.
bleurgh.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:27, archived)
# Read fast food nation.
Then never eat another burger again.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:28, archived)
# I have tried not
to read that book after hearing the horror of it all.

Let's face it- who would trust any food prep place again...
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:33, archived)
# I was just quite amused to find that McD's fries
have never been anywhere near a potato. And disgusted to find that about 70% of burgers contain fecal matter.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:35, archived)
# !
*bleurgggh*
*honk*
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:36, archived)
# But
It's only $1.99 !
And comes with a f***ing scary man in a clown suit.
(I helped save b3ta! wonko the sane, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:44, archived)
# And apparently,
7% of Americans eat McDonalds EVERY DAY. That's a good 15 - 20 MILLION people.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:48, archived)
# No shit!
No, hang on.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:12, archived)
# heehee!
woo!

lo! You're up late. Or am I up early?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:14, archived)
#
up late yet again.
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:16, archived)
# I havent slept in two days.
Its not all that bad...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:17, archived)
# Sleep is for the weak!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:20, archived)
# sleep will be for a week I think.....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:21, archived)
# I though sleep was for the weakends?
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:22, archived)
# sleep is for the bellends.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:24, archived)
# Mmmm.
Lovely fags.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:27, archived)
# aawwww,
I want one.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:14, archived)
# me too!
as long as it doesnt poke me
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:15, archived)
# He doesn't look the poking type,
goring, maybe. Poking, never,
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:17, archived)
# What are you talking about?
He looks nowt like Hermann Goring.

Edit: oh, and morning, and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:18, archived)
# Goring
as in the seaside town, near Angmering.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:20, archived)
# Oh, that Goring.
Well then, I quite agree.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:21, archived)
# good morning.
Moore informs me that you may be providing me n him with transport down to that London for Halloween.

If this is indeed correct, and the cunt isnt lying to me, then many thanks are in order.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:21, archived)
# Aye, tis true,
although not 100% of fact, more like 90%. I'll let him or you know what's going on closer to the time.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:22, archived)
# ah good stuff.
many thanks all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:23, archived)
# No worries.
Buy us a pint or chip in some petrol cash, if you're feeling generous.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:26, archived)
# we'll have a petrol kitty no doubt, as me n moore did on the way to edinburgh.
and no doubt, I'll end up lending the stupid twat £40 to get home with, cos he pissed said kitty up the wall....Still, at least he cant get arrested for drunk driving this time...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:28, archived)
# Nice.
I might get done for road tax unless I sort it soon, but at least it's not drunk in charge.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:30, archived)
# aww
he's lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:15, archived)
# that's
reet gladly !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:15, archived)
# uh oh
I was waiting for it to animate, I didn't realise anything was wrong with a cow sitting!

so woo yay for a seamless headswap!
(I helped save b3ta! notshiny, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:16, archived)
#
erm, can cows sit? I really don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:19, archived)
# awwww
can i hug it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:16, archived)
#
you only want to hug it 'cause it's got the horn ; )
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:17, archived)
# nah
i'd have asked if i could stick it up my arse...


it just looks cute and huggable
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:19, archived)
# hmmm
you do have quite the way with words
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:23, archived)
# I'll have a quarter of those, please.


And a Twix.
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:20, archived)
# i dont know whether
to run and hide or hug it!
(hopping_evil_bunny_of_doom, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:12, archived)
# Having opened that in Animation shop, I can now see what it says without waiting half an hour
I like the technique! Why don't you make it a little smaller and a little (lot) faster and make a woo yay? :)
(allergic to curry, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:34, archived)
# strangely
hypnotic.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:44, archived)
# Dickitubbies 2
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:01, archived)
# Even poorer!!
Remarkable.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:02, archived)
# it's early what do you
think i'm gonna fucking make
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:03, archived)
# I think you've
out done yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:04, archived)
# my first ever ebay scam email...
the message is mostly actually an image file, but hidden beneath the picture, in white writing on a white background is some text that assures me that this is a genuine ebay communication...


this is an older one from paypal
(I helped save b3ta! redkat, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:06, archived)
# Yes,
well quite.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:11, archived)
# a mate of mine...
uses white text in emails as a comedic device... sends a normal message then pastes loads of random white stuff in that mysteriously appears if the message is copied and pasted...
(I helped save b3ta! redkat, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:13, archived)
# Yes.
Or if you use something like Pine over a telnet connection (okay, probably not that common these days).
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:15, archived)
# It can still be found
used deep in the Linux labs of certain universities.
I miss Pine, so much more reliable than Outlook
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:19, archived)
# Outlook is rubbish.
At our work they've banned it and everyone's supposed to use Eudora, which is actually okay.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:20, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:24, archived)
# I'll have you know
that I've been using PINE for 5 years now, and could *never* switch to anything else... I don't have to think about the keystrokes, which makes me about 5 times more efficint than anyone else when it comes to rattling off crap work-unrelated emails!
(I helped save b3ta! packetslut, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:15, archived)
# Don't call me
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:19, archived)
# Lucky I'm wearing
a corset
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:15, archived)
# You can only
stretch the eggs twice.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:17, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:19, archived)
# I was going to ask
you the same question, but then I thought you'd just posted random nonsense...so I did.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:21, archived)
# Ah...
No... it's lucky I'm wearing a corset as my sides are splitting.
Fish board cheese babble.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:23, archived)
# Oh,
I see.
Now I have to picture you in a corset...urk!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:24, archived)
# I wouldn't do that if I were you
Your mind would go on strike for a week
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:34, archived)
# Urk!!
*spurty blood, spurty blood, slow painful death*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:44, archived)
# a corset you say?
tights or stockings? .. i do hope it's stockings...

/slobber
(I helped save b3ta! redkat, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:18, archived)
# I'm wearing stockings,
surgical ones.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:19, archived)
# and a truss?
/reaches for copy of zimmerframe weekly and heads for the bathroom
(I helped save b3ta! redkat, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:21, archived)
# people who use HTML
in emails should be shot with their own Bullets
(I helped save b3ta! packetslut, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:17, archived)
# quite
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:20, archived)
# Hahaha.
* I see what you did there.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:41, archived)
# Si señor
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:12, archived)
# That's fantastic!
It's so brave the way you battle on despite your disability.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:09, archived)
# *smirk*
Listen, head dobbers are tricky things to use.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:10, archived)
# telk
mne abiout itr"!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 8:59, archived)
# Its looking at me!!
IT'S LOOKING AT ME!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:01, archived)
# blimey
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:02, archived)
# Arf!
It's a Bow. Or a Cull. Best avoided, methinks, it looks a bit fucked off.

Morning folks. How are we all today? Happy little bunnies?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:02, archived)
# splendid
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:04, archived)
# That is excellent


Woo
Yay
&
Houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:09, archived)
# mewtiful !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:13, archived)
# mooning!
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:14, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:20, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:13, archived)
# aarrrrggggghhhhh!
alright i'll fucking feed you. just don't poke with those horns again!

*ow*
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Dickitubbies
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 8:48, archived)
# Umm... ok then.
Morning
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 8:49, archived)
# Waheeeeyyy!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 8:50, archived)
# Wahooooooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:02, archived)
# Morning lassy.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:03, archived)
# *small dog noises*
The kids are stuck down the mineshaft!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:05, archived)
# Leave them be
what are they doing playing by a mineshaft anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:06, archived)
# I may have
pushed them in.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:12, archived)
# Bad Lassy,
no Chum for you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:16, archived)
# *gnashes teeth*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:19, archived)
# If you carry on that
with that behaviour, you'll get no biscuity treats.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:26, archived)
# Grr....
*bites bovine's arm off*
yum yum, much better than that processed crap you feed me.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:36, archived)
# Morning,
can I start by saying.
My goodness, that is very poor indeed.
More of this style of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 8:49, archived)
# yes it is shite
isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 8:50, archived)
# Heh,
beyond shite. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 8:51, archived)
# ha!
i think the board stats are updated daily now
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 8:51, archived)
# what makes you say that?
Have topped the toppermost reaches of...um...the top?
Where's the link?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 8:52, archived)
# b3ta/board_stats
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 8:56, archived)
# I found them,
oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 8:57, archived)
# indeed
haven't you got work to do?

and i thought i was bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:00, archived)
# I work
and b3at at the same time.
I have to get a new job, I really do.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:01, archived)
# i work and b3ta too
but there has to be a limit to the amount you can post in a single day.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:02, archived)
# HIs posting rate isn't that bad compared to some of the
newbs round here. Hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:04, archived)
# Troo,
I like to think of myself as a proffesional poster...and a terrible speller.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:05, archived)
# I think maybe the stats get updated weekly
as the previous update was done on the 17th. It'll make my Wednesday's very exciting.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:13, archived)
# Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
i'm still not in the top 30 though.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 8:59, archived)
# Woo.
Must post more
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:02, archived)
# than
dutchbird.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:03, archived)
# You'd
better not
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:04, archived)
# I can't believe
600-odd of my posts have been lost. It's tragic.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:06, archived)
# I am responsible
for 0.783% of posts on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:09, archived)
# you'd be right
too.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 8:54, archived)
# I'm a lesbo coz I hav short hair
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:03, archived)
# Don't call me.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:07, archived)
# I thought that the
winking was 'quite' good.

Morning All
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 8:52, archived)
# morning
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 8:54, archived)
# That am Crap
Woo to your insanity.

Boo to your picture.
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 18:20, archived)
# (wahay they got me a new goldfish) O o .

click for big
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 8:35, archived)
# oooh`
i likes that
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 8:36, archived)
# no kitty no!
he'll eat your face! woo (for the pic, not face eating)!
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 8:36, archived)
# Ooh,
Clebber.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 8:38, archived)
# woopa
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 8:42, archived)
# Wuverley woo!

Mourning!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 8:42, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 8:25, archived)
# Eeugh..
Wrong...
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 8:28, archived)
#
i dunno what it is, but i'm gonna fuck it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 8:29, archived)
# Oh yeah....
I just thought that was obvious so I didn't mention it..
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 8:33, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 8:34, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 8:42, archived)
# nice.
flexible. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 8:48, archived)
# meeep!
Wrong, Wrong, Wrong


Very W/Y/H though
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 8:54, archived)
# It's like some William Burroughs creation

... but, yes, I'd fuck it too.
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 8:59, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:47, archived)
# very
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:49, archived)
# Oi you bastard!
Where's my cunt jam? www.b3ta.com/board/2027462
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 8:32, archived)
# you tell me
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 8:41, archived)
# mornin' Baz
no matter what time i'm on, you're always here
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 8:42, archived)
# I'm stalking you.
Now take your pants off.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 8:57, archived)
# now i know why i dont have a fish tank
i am saying goodnight...
"goodnight"

and may the b3ta force be with you all



edit: and i did edit my profile/put something there....so please look at it and try to find the secret message :)
(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:49, archived)
# 'night
and it's goodnight from me, too.
just finished making a kitten in a fez dance, time for some smokin' and a-drinkin', ae.

keep it fluffy.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:57, archived)
# will try
night
(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:57, archived)
# yay!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:50, archived)
# seems like a friendly chap.
woo!

mornin' all.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 8:19, archived)
# haha
good one.... (considering the animals ive seen around here) :)
(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:48, archived)
# fuck
I really need to go to sleep.

My meeting is in 8 hours :(
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:50, archived)
#
goodnight
(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:51, archived)
# LOL
Thats looks like a b3ta animal head-swap!
(tom_artosorse, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:48, archived)
# aw,
that's brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:49, archived)
# Almiqui
you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind
Almiqui!
Almiqui!
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:58, archived)
# Almiqui
Almiqui
Almiqui
Almiqui
Almiqui
Almiqui
Almiqui
Almiqui
Toadstool!
Toadstool!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 8:18, archived)
# blimey
looks like it's already been photoshopped :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 8:06, archived)
# Argh!
(tom_artosorse, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:34, archived)
# haha that is a chickenweigh
hahahaha
(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:35, archived)
# not alot of activity
(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:38, archived)
# Yeah really
Should've posted that tonight but I am working a night shift and it's been in my head all night, needed to get it out.
(tom_artosorse, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:39, archived)
# someone was supposed to ask my whats a chickenweigh :(
(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:42, archived)
# I was going to . . .
. . . please explain!?
(tom_artosorse, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:43, archived)
# you say whats a chickenweigh and
i say about two pounds .....



but since nobody is on...it wasnt as funny as it should be...but still funny....
(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:44, archived)
# hehe
He's a dark horse isn't he?
(tom_artosorse, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:46, archived)
# ya...i need to be getting to bed now though....
i am too tired not to
(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:46, archived)
# dammit!
Your supposed to say 'who is?' - then I say Black Beauty ;o(
(tom_artosorse, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:47, archived)
# i would have but i am too tired
sorry
(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:54, archived)
# Happens all to often.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:35, archived)
# badger!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:27, archived)
# lol...i was wondering why it didnt do show picture
(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:28, archived)
# night fever!
night feverrrrrrrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:28, archived)
# duh, silly me I forgot the speakers
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:39, archived)
# I really must be off to bed
blasted meetings and expecting me to actually get stuff done and arrrgh!

I assume that animates eventually. I'm not on ie, so the redex is obviously not a broken image
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:31, archived)
# goodnight
see ya
(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:32, archived)
# just after the real incident. what really happened:

click pic for coherent size.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:15, archived)
# that's a splendid shop
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:15, archived)
# no, this is..
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:16, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:17, archived)
# it looks a bit crappy from the outside,
though by the looks of it, the inside is some serious carnage of skills
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:17, archived)
# Awwww it's closed
:(
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:17, archived)
# hahahaha
you lovely loony
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:18, archived)
# :)
Bumblecopter
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:18, archived)
# that really is very good
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:10, archived)
# yay!
your stuff makes me happy :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:18, archived)
# makes me happy too
:)
(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:20, archived)
# snort

have you considered writing to Viz to ask for a job?
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:30, archived)
# hahaha
no
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:31, archived)
# that's lovely.
what a smart shark :)
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:13, archived)
# woo!
is it etc? etc?
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:16, archived)
# yay!
top shopping!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:16, archived)
# Woo
Black hawk down - Osprey to the rescue.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:17, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:57, archived)
# nice.
good shadowage.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 8:21, archived)
# Here is my horribly blurry alien.

I still think he's pretty cute though.
They're gonna need a bigger helicopter.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:09, archived)
# aww
how wonderful

I bet he got chased down by the kitten

(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:11, archived)
# ha!
i love that!
i laughed at it for a looooong time : ) (when i saw it last)

(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:14, archived)
# if you saved that as a gif
you'd get rid of a lot of the swirly blended lines around the edges
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:15, archived)
# yeah
as much as you all talk about gif's and jpegs and the like, i'm still a bit slow.

can i save it as a gif even if it isn't an option? i only have paint you see.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:18, archived)
# hmm
dunno

I use a mac, you see ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:19, archived)
# ah
well you're beautiful for trying to help anyway : )
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:20, archived)
# nup
paint only save as .bmp etc. MS Photo Editor should be able to convert if only using default software...
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:31, archived)
# well if his ship was not really all that bigger he could make it work
(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:13, archived)
# well.....
it's supposed to be small because it's in the background.

it's a bit one dimensional.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:16, archived)
# oh ok
then they would need a bigger helicopter or a shrinking gun
(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:20, archived)
# right
: )
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:21, archived)
# woo!
lovey drawing!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:13, archived)
# hehehe
i love 'im
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:21, archived)
# .
clickbigclickbig
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:08, archived)
# lol
are they available in mp3 format? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:09, archived)
# Woo yay
Is it in the record shops now? She was better in The Sugarcubes, when they played Sheffield Uni. it was so cool.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:09, archived)
# .
..
(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:09, archived)
# woo
I'd still dance to it.

yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:10, archived)
# i would use it as a frizbee
yay!!!!!!!!!!!
(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:27, archived)
# have you seen the 'next generation' of frisbee?
you can throw it up to 2 football pitch lengths... the X-zyLo
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:30, archived)
# Who can be arsed to fetch it after that
It might be okay if your friend has bad B.O. then 2 lengths of a football pitch is about right.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:34, archived)
# hehehe
:)

where's justhere with his kitty björk?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:10, archived)
# he's not living up to his name
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:11, archived)
# indeed
he's got the wrong one anyways.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:11, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:10, archived)
# haha!
w/y/h!
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:10, archived)
# per
fect
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:21, archived)
#


EDIT: eeeep, now who's the stupid one?...I can't even spell 'if' ;)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:03, archived)
# hehehe
edit: I was discussing that with the reverend actually, about how we should have specific anti troll enforcers. Basically mods, but without the power to FP anything. Just edit and delete, and itd be our job to collar wankpots, and then put it to the board as to whether their posts should be deleted or not...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:04, archived)
# mods could do that anyway,
and some trolls make some surprisngly good points and give good discussions, it's when they post goatses we worry
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:08, archived)
# yeah, well thats what i mean about putting it to the board.
if a thread gets well developed, then keep it, even if it is a troll, but if its the same person quickly posting bollocks things, then have someone on hand to sort it out. And yeah, I came to the conclusion that it wouldnt happen anyway, cos there are plenty of mods.

however, I still think they should make either you, me or kitty a mod to police the hours between about 2-7ish...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:11, archived)
# most mods are,
to be fair, more aged and experienced than us, but if you feel there's a good point there, there's no harm in emailing cal
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:13, archived)
# I don't really want to be a mod
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:14, archived)
# Oh for gods sake
what is a mod anyway?????
( morning )
(T1, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:34, archived)
# a moderator
they're the ones that fp things and that delete nsfw stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:48, archived)
# Aha
.
(T1, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 8:11, archived)
# My dog has just ate
have a bowl of chilli sauce and still wants more!...

Sorry, had nothing to do with that post, I just thought it was impressive!

In a related note, I see your point there! Could be a good idea. I know most mods spazz back to see some pictures they've missed and front page them late...but that doesn't get rid of trolls, sometimes there's just no one around to edit/delete their posts and it's annoying as fuck. Have you emailed Rob to discuss this to see if certain people can be given this "power" for a trail time, see how it goes, see if people can be trusted and so on, and see if the place becomes fluffyer?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:11, archived)
# no.
I would feel kind of stupid trying to tell him how to run the place. Its nothing to do with me afterall. it was just a thought I had earlier. It was more to with the fact that the nightshift is more active than it ever was these days, but we dont always have mods about.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:13, archived)
# There is a late night mod
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:13, archived)
# I don't really pay attention to
who's a mod and who isn't...some make it more obvious than others. I know Spacefish and Fnord are about at night, sometimes lurking...but I never pay that much attention.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:16, archived)
# I know who a few of them are
but I think it works better when people don't know
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:17, archived)
# people like kimbo
are on different time zones so sort out late nights
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:19, archived)
# i received that yesterday
must have been a wrong number :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:05, archived)
# i got that today ...
but i was smart...i pushed the X button :)
(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:08, archived)
# really though
if we had all just ignored them, they wouldn't have come back today

/guilty
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:09, archived)
# true,
and feel free to blame me for that, cos I do like a good argument with people....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:11, archived)
# argument!
no, sorry! this is abuse!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:12, archived)

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