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# ferrari are soon to fire their new american designer.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:49, archived)
# I'd buy one
Could be fun!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:49, archived)
# lol, u could just drive over the other cars
but i should inagine it would take about a minute to actually go anywhere after all the wheel spin
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:53, archived)
# well is this one better then?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:58, archived)
# That's ace
Looks like my old R/C Scorcher :P
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 18:03, archived)
# *makes note

*must buy R/C scorcher
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 18:04, archived)
# how many times have you pea-roasted that?
woo by the way
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 18:08, archived)
# pearost shirley?
still good though
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 18:10, archived)
# i reckon it would slow the car down to much
which would be a good thing.

evil red ferrari
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 18:06, archived)
# yer, must buy brittish
tvr or something
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 18:07, archived)
# yup but tvr dont do F1 cars (yet)
so for now i'll stick to McLaren
nice silver cars
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 18:09, archived)
# le plasticionell
new
prev
(osiem, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:46, archived)
# good god man
linky it or we shall all go asunder*




*file size a bit big for dial up
Edit: egad, where are my manners? tis a veritable delight*




*woo
Edit 2: actually yes t'would be a travesty to demand a linky for such a piffle*



*yeah tis woosome enough for no linky status
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:49, archived)
# I'd probably
let it ride for something that good! only 50K over the max
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:52, archived)
# woo!
eggcelent work!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:49, archived)
# very
nice but, erk

250kb
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:51, archived)
# Wow.
But what does the gunman take out of his head and throw on the ground?
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:52, archived)
# his bins
..
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:53, archived)
# blimey
that's a bit good!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:52, archived)
# strike a light
that's excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 18:08, archived)
# Superb
(yonlu, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 18:10, archived)
# Cor.
That's some seriously nice work.
(tomsk, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 18:20, archived)
# that are
very woosome. Will you marry me*





*100% not a real question
(I helped save b3ta! tobypowell Ptarmigan!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 18:44, archived)
# mrrrh...mmrrrrhmhhhr...mhhhrrr
('tin'tintin, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:41, archived)
# Hehe
That must result in a case of the bleeding nipple.
(King In Crimson, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:42, archived)
# what I liked about that the first time you posted it
is very similar to what I like about it this time.
that is, the mangy jesus lookin guy/girl thing.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:43, archived)
# ?
('tin'tintin, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:44, archived)
# that's been posted before.
not that I mind, I repost now and again myself if I feel it's necessary.
I was just saying I noticed it. and if it wasn't from you, someone else did the exact same thing within the last couple of days.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:48, archived)
# hey it's really ok.
I used to be the leader of the repost police, but I'm reformed now.
repost away! I was just proud of my spotting it.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 18:03, archived)
# Is it just me?
Or do these leave a funny taste in your mouth too?
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:39, archived)
# Hehehe
Gary Lineker would love to get his hands on some of them...
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:40, archived)
# *hehe*
*sniggers like a child*

You said vagina.(I know, so did I, there's no need to start this again)
(King In Crimson, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:41, archived)
# you said...
oh
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:41, archived)
# you said 'oh'
(1, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:43, archived)
# He never did?
Ummmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:44, archived)
# you said
Ummmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:47, archived)
# Damn!
I'm so going to get that confused with the green Salt and Vinegar flavour crisps.

Why did they feel the need to swap the S&V and Cheese and Onion colours around anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:41, archived)
# IT'S A CONSPIRACY!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:43, archived)
# Everyone knows
That cheese and onion should be green and salt and vinegar should be blue. It's natural. Look at all the other brands. It's just Walkers being bloody difficult.
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:46, archived)
# well didnt they do it ages ago
and then recently back again?
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:43, archived)
# Because Cheese and Onions shit
and it was not worthy of green
100% fact
(Cockfosters!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:44, archived)
# I'm going to quote that
whenever I see a pack of s&v
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:42, archived)
# Dare you
to ask for it in a shop
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:43, archived)
# never thought I'd get a decent excuse to repost this

woo!
(Gimbo, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:43, archived)
# Don't put
your crisps too near mine.

Who knows what we'll get.
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:45, archived)
# Little baby crisps?
they'd be quite fun.

What the hell colour would they be though?
(Gimbo, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:47, archived)
# 'Salty Cock' flavour
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:48, archived)
# quik n dirty



where are my arse crisps?
(muffin the mule, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 18:09, archived)
# Woo!

Threadjack: Hey grandma i just got those mashes of me they rule! Thanks very much!
(The Wigmeister, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:43, archived)
# i really don't know why i did this.

i just felt it needed to be done.
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:34, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaargh !
Dusty Bin's brother !
(ScottyB, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:36, archived)
# Haha.

Woo
(King In Crimson, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:36, archived)
# i'm glad you did
i think they should make all fire hydrants look like that.
and then introduce them in britain
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:40, archived)
# Yeah.
Life is just too serious. More comical hydrants. Or whatever you call them over there. Plugs?

I love it!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:50, archived)
# The boys found the perfect place


to dig up frozen cats
(Sigma5, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:32, archived)
# hmm
They look rather like Bonzai Kittens don't they?
(JJoker, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:36, archived)
# Nice.

Woo yay.
(King In Crimson, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:37, archived)
# They;re not frozen
they're encased in Carbonite. (A la Han Solo)
(I helped save b3ta! tobypowell Ptarmigan!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:46, archived)
# woo!
that deserves more responses than it recieved!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 18:14, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:31, archived)
# Woo yay Houpla!
Domo!
(King In Crimson, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:33, archived)
# haha
yay!

think he should invest in a chair lift though.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:34, archived)
# oooh that's an idea.....
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:36, archived)
# i like that
'noon

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:37, archived)
# afternoon!
how's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:38, archived)
# why do people keep asking me that!!! She's fine ask her yourself
i'm upto nothing how about you?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:39, archived)
# yeah i'm good
bit hungry though
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:40, archived)
# Domo To The MAX!
Awesome, duuuude
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:38, archived)
# Domo so totally rocks...
(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 18:07, archived)
# It's true.
(aden_nak, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:28, archived)
# he is quite the mover!
im trying to find a birthday present for a certain someone and i found this...
www.fabulousfurs.com/item_disp.asp?pn=4040
wha...?
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:29, archived)
# Very nice
Did you know that you can get slippers you put in the microwave?


/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:31, archived)
# they don't look like
thongs to me!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:31, archived)
# i know.
how do you put them on?
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:33, archived)
# *chortle*
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:29, archived)
# According to "Should We Be Laughing" on Radio 4 (couple of weeks back, I believe)
the Ministry of Silly Walks sketch was in very poor taste and mocked the disabled, so we shouldn't really be laughing about it.

Of course, that's absolute bollocks. Have a woo:
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:31, archived)
# Actually. . .
the sketch supposedly came about because one of the Python'ers (I forget which) lived near a very, very steep hill, and they saw someone walking up the hill at almost a 90 degree angle to the ground, but. . . diagonally. So they crossed that idea with the idea that beaurocracy has gotten way out of control. . .

Then again, some group or another usually find something offensive in anything. And they're usually twats for doing so.
(aden_nak, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:34, archived)
# Like I said,
total bollocks.
And poorly reasearched, it would appear. I suggest you e-mail the BBC and correct them. With a bit of luck, they might fire another director...

Following your link, I am now minded to champion the cause of slave drives everywhere. We must liberate the repressed HDs and CD-ROMs of the world...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:36, archived)
# What do they know?
They're probably all in wheelchairs anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:39, archived)
# Uncannily enough,
the presenter had cerebral palsy (which made for slightly uncomfortable listening, I'm ashamed to admit). She might also have been in Grange Hill at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:40, archived)
# really?
(STINK BOMB, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:31, archived)
# have a peeboast then

when hairy met silly
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:34, archived)
# Just got sent this ....


Felt I had to share it. You've probably all seen it already anyway.

Edit: IF YOU'VE SEEN IT ALREADY, THERE IS NO NEED TO POST TO TELL ME YOU'VE SEEN IT ALREADY, OK?

(Dr.Yogi the Potwasher, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:20, archived)
# yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
-up.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:21, archived)
# batman knows where u live doctor
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:23, archived)
# eh?
Batman?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:29, archived)
# Seen it before alright
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:29, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:29, archived)
# cant floss it out of my mind
('tin'tintin, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:32, archived)
# G L A S S C O C K
(BigBobbyh, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:21, archived)
# yep...
it sure is

still funny though!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:24, archived)
# hahaha!
we've seen it, but he/she holds a special place in our farts.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:21, archived)
# heh,
i find the slower moving version more soothing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:22, archived)
# I've got it
www.another-world.biz/b3ta/fattyfatfatfat.gif
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:23, archived)
# you can see the piggy tails in it better on that one
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:24, archived)
# it's a wonderful image
we should hunt this girl down
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:26, archived)
# yes like the starwars boy
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:27, archived)
# what is starwars boy
?
(BigBobbyh, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:29, archived)
# google it
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:30, archived)
# I'm afraid whaling is all but illegal, these days.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:33, archived)
# you got sent it
yes then it has probally been sent to hundreds of pppl and yes weve all seen it here
and yes its glass cock
and no its not yours
so dont post it!
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:22, archived)
# you
guys are snobs
(Esteban, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:23, archived)
# no im jus in a pissy mood coz i had exams today
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:23, archived)
# Which exams?
science or maths modules perchance?
(Cockfosters!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:24, archived)
# sci mods
triple award =(
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:24, archived)
# Got maths in 2 weeks
30% A it's gonna be really hard

EDIT: You do mods for triple, lucky bastard. I have to do 3 2:15 exams
(Cockfosters!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:25, archived)
#
... I think you guys are so lucky.
I have course work coming out of my ears instead of one exam.
(Timmy (Esq), Wed 3 Mar 2004, 18:09, archived)
# every one gets so pissy
bout doing triple award, I found all three piss easy. but maybe thats just me
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:29, archived)
# I did my double awards
sci mods this day
(King In Crimson, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:36, archived)
# could have
been medical exams
(Esteban, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:25, archived)
# actually
we are sbons.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:24, archived)
# i like that
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:25, archived)
# hooray!
Can you do some more of your cartoonisation of real cars please? I love those.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:25, archived)
# *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:25, archived)
# yeh
the poo monster will get you!
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:25, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha!
*choke*
Hahahahahahaha

ahhhhhh
'sbetter



Hahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:28, archived)
# awwww
thats quite a disgusting Idea lemony, but I love you anyway.
I do have to ask that you dont pee on anybody tho, you might get some on yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:28, archived)
# no cum
this time?

(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:41, archived)
# would you rather half the threads on the board
were taken up with endless reposts of the stuff that circulates the world and his dog's email inboxes?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:26, archived)
# it's only a messageboard!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:26, archived)
# what is worse
is the fact that when someone reposts y'all boast about how you have seen it before. Less space will be used up if you just let is slide.
(Esteban, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:28, archived)
# most people here don't look at every single post
so most reposts help people see more funny pictures
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:29, archived)
# i wouldnt have half my fp's without the old repost
but email stuff is pointless
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:31, archived)
# hmm, i have to say i disagree
ok, so most people here who are being vocal have seen it, but for those that haven't it's a very funny image, and they're not trying to pretend they made it
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:32, archived)
# It's better than the endless coke+hitler drivel...
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:36, archived)
# it doesnt work like that
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:30, archived)
# blasphemy!
well ... OK ... strictly speaking that's absolutely entirely correct
but protecting a messageboard from becoming "yet another messageboard" is a jolly noble cause I reckon
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:29, archived)
# Yes I did get sent it
But I hadnt seen it before. Dancing fat kids are always funny. I know it's not mine, I aknowledged this in the title "I GOT SENT THIS" ... apparently this wasnt clear to you. Oh wait - you already tild me I got sent it aswell! So you must just be retarded. Im sorry for you - I hope you get the care you deserve! :-D

(Dr.Yogi the Potwasher, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:23, archived)
# your a cock
your on my naughty list now
bad move
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:26, archived)
# this should be interesting!
*I'll get the popcorn*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:31, archived)
# how do mean "not his/hers"?
like he or she is leeching? that's hard to tell sometimes. It IS from a public account.

soz about having a bad day though mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:26, archived)
# nah, they're not leaching
their pic in the profile is from the same lycos account

it's all gravy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:29, archived)
# Seen it
but not as hyped up
(Cockfosters!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:22, archived)
# yees.
And some rather wonderful things have been done to it already.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:22, archived)
# interesting.
It's amazing how something gets "old" so fast on the Intarweb.

(not in offence to you, but we have seen and modified it many times already)

:)
(JJoker, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:22, archived)
# Been there,
fried its spicy brains :)
(dognutz, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:22, archived)
# just to tell you
I'VE SEEN IT BEFORE!
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:27, archived)
# Morning jeff!
Hows things in the land of capeshop?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:45, archived)
# after a couple of hours
he won't be so fat
(screamingchicken, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:29, archived)
# He?
.....she.

I know, hard to believe.
(JJoker, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:32, archived)
# I've
seen it already, ok?

Edit: ooh sorry, you didn't want anyone to say that, did you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:52, archived)
# The Amazing Guitar Pick Episode
A little flash animation featuring george bush, tony blair and friends...

The Amazing Guitar Pick

This is funny with ur sound on too!
(GeEsuS, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:20, archived)
# pfff!
er, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:26, archived)
# Whenever you need a pickmeup....

It keeps me awake at night
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:20, archived)
# woo & yay!
www.b3ta.com/board/2824982
repost
(meatfeast, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:23, archived)
# That's llovely!
(I helped save b3ta! StuartB Official Operator of Macs, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:28, archived)
# This might be a bit insensitive to all you Shi'tes out there
But why is there a pirate at their funeral?




Arrrrgggggggggh!!
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:17, archived)
# Shi'ites
/pedant

Yarrrr Pirate Shite
(Cockfosters!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:18, archived)
# Girls, drink.

Right off to hull!
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:19, archived)
# I'll get Scotland Yarr onto it!
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:20, archived)
# They might be slightly more offended
at being called shites.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:20, archived)
# much better
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:20, archived)
# ..
Hadaway and shi'ite, man.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:21, archived)
# we gots ourself a leech!
even if it is cnn..
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:22, archived)
# I apologise about that
I usually create my own work and put it on my sevrer. But I'm at work and I aint got usage of an FTP Program. Soz :s
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:27, archived)
# you should technically
link it rather than posting, but it doesn't really matter with cnn..
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:29, archived)
# You can use IE
except I can never get it to work ..
(I helped save b3ta! fineart, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:30, archived)
# Same here
I have to use Netscape. Which is better anyway. As soon as ie gets a tab bar and a download manager, i'll try my best to change back.
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:32, archived)
# Try
www.myie2.com
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:36, archived)
# it's
ftp://[email protected]

It should ask you for the password.

(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:35, archived)
# or
better still
ftp://username:[email protected]
(I helped save b3ta! pregnantfridge, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:43, archived)
# Collymore In The Fanghorn Forest
(Sanks, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:16, archived)
# Whats' with all the Collymoore posts?
Has he been arresetd for rape?
(Cockfosters!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:17, archived)
# Dogging,
or so I've just been told.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:18, archived)
# The idiot
got caught in a car park looking for sex.
He tried it on wih a couple of undecover sun reporters.
That pic is a little bit funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:19, archived)
# no it isn't
I feel the tumble weed rolling across the punchline...
(Sanks, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:21, archived)
# Actually i smiled
but i have a very immature sense of humour.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:25, archived)
# Hang on, that's not a Weetabix, it's a...
..Domobix

Feeble excuse for a rant:
Why do product marketing people feel the need to offer us serving suggestions?

We all know that putting milk on cornflakes is a good idea.

Compo Suggestion. How about an "Alternative Serving Suggestion" compo for next week?
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:13, archived)
# i still think "Ducks!"
was the best idea for a compo ever
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:15, archived)
#
HOLD IT LIKE A DUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:17, archived)
# *holds it like a duck*
*gets arrested*

damn you gibbon!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:21, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:23, archived)
# i think that has been done to death
(BigBobbyh, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:15, archived)
# I've often wondered.
Although I do like the idea of serving up nesquick in a glass held by a giant rabbit...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:16, archived)
# i drink it out of rabbits.
its all fun and games until it dies.

then i have to find another. what a chore.
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:23, archived)
# I might never drink the pink flavour again.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:26, archived)
# Its to stop Twunts.
Some people put Irn-bru on cornflakes.
This is sick and wrong but they still do it.
Cheese and onion crisps with tomato sauce on a roll is very nice tho.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:16, archived)
# uuuuuurrrcchhhhhh
you deviant!


it's brown sauce with C&O ... tommy k with S&V ... obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:19, archived)
# I had a
Peanut Butter and S&V Square Crisp butty yesterday!

Nice!
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:20, archived)
# My OXO serving suggestion:
Take 1 tablespoon, scoop up oxo. PLace in mouth. Chew
(Cockfosters!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:20, archived)
# I felt sick when I did that,
although I only had half a cube.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:25, archived)
# Cheese union chips
and a cup of coffee makes for a great breakfast too.

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:21, archived)
# Cheese Union?
Low Pay?
No Whey!

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:23, archived)
# I knew someone
who put Guinness on their museli...
(I helped save b3ta! valley, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:49, archived)
# I did try vimto on cornflakes once as a yoof
can't recommend it

and woo to your (version of the ubiquitous) domobix
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:17, archived)
# I tried orange juice on kellogs crunchy nut cornflakes once
Took one mouthfull and spat it out.

It was an accident anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:21, archived)
# I always break the Weetabix up over the bowl...
is that a no-no?
(I helped save b3ta! themaltesebippy uses a sonic screwdriver to remove unsightly hairs, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:19, archived)
# I suppose it cuts out the middle man ...
... oh ... not that kind of bowl?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:22, archived)
# No, it's the only way
to be sure it's not a Domobix!
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:22, archived)
# the reason for serving suggestions...
is that they want a pretty picture on the front of the box.

if they don't say "serving suggestion", then litigious cnuts sue them because they didn't provide the milk, strawberries, bowl and spoon.

that's true, that is. 100% of true.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:25, archived)
# This makes perfect sense.
What an educational place b3ta is today.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:27, archived)
# Timothy Was A Posh Bastard...
(I helped save b3ta! holygiblets, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:08, archived)
# the posh bastard
with evil eyes
(Market Man, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:10, archived)
# The eyes...
...weren't Photoshopped either...
(I helped save b3ta! holygiblets, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:11, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha - hooray for posh animals!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:11, archived)
# I see your duck
and raise you an owl



Edit: and woo to the original
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:12, archived)
# i'll see your owl and raise you...
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:15, archived)
# You win
I'm off home.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:25, archived)
# WooYay indeed!


Perhaps they can all get together over a pint of Baileys.
(I helped save b3ta! StuartB Official Operator of Macs, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:13, archived)
# Yay! for posh cats


CFB!


or

(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:12, archived)
# shall one be tis friend?
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:13, archived)
# Just before the post drops off...
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:49, archived)
# wooo :P
yay and houpla too.

sorry for the tj anyone know if there is ANY place where i can put up 100mb of mp3s to the net with no bandwidth restrictions for free? heh, long shot i guess but thats all i want. many people would be downloading it. (or maybe two 50mb sites etc)

thankyou

and woo! again

edit: whoops, forgot the close tags
('Andeh', Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:13, archived)
# You could get 1500 geocities accounts
(Cockfosters!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:14, archived)
# bandwidth
('Andeh', Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:15, archived)
# meh
(Cockfosters!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:16, archived)
# 1asphost.com
free 100mb space.

unlimited bandwidth.

go. now!
(alexnessie \o/., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:30, archived)
# Tramp animals!
(I helped save b3ta! fineart, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:18, archived)
# Pikey Chimps...
Haha
(I helped save b3ta! holygiblets, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:19, archived)
# One here too.
www.shockstorm.co.uk/foo/benchmonkey.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! fineart, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:20, archived)
# Bless 'um!
(I helped save b3ta! holygiblets, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:21, archived)
# Hail to the chin
(HappyMonkey, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:07, archived)
# Aww.. look at it's little faaaaarghh!!!
(I helped save b3ta! StuartB Official Operator of Macs, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:09, archived)
# look! it's this again!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:13, archived)
# yay!
splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:20, archived)
# We will protect you......honest!
(GeEsuS, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:07, archived)
# are you a toot?
(1, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:08, archived)
# TOOT!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:09, archived)
# i LOVE the brown background
(Market Man, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:09, archived)
# I thought a tout
was someone who sells tickets outside venues.

That doesn't make any sense here though.

what am i missing?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:20, archived)
# tout
were i am we call a tout somebody who basicly tells on another person. Aka a squealer, grass or whatever.....irish humour really
(GeEsuS, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:21, archived)
#


*slap*
(King In Crimson, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:42, archived)
# HELLOES
I'd rather like to pimp my new website.

phil-cam.tripod.com/

Um yeah, maximum pimpage. I can tie this in with the site because... um... you can all steal the pictures free of charge and.. um.. do mean things to them. Yes. That's it!
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:05, archived)
# suck my
fat one
apparently
(Market Man, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:07, archived)
# i had a rather unpleasent and graphic dream last night which involved all the flesh being ripped off my knees
and the top part of my lower legs


just thought you might like to know
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:08, archived)
# eew
Well, that was err, nice
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:10, archived)
# the memory of it has been freaking the hell out of me all day
it really was quite realistic
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:14, archived)
# Last weekend I had a terrifying and by now vague nightmare, worst part was headign down a dark lane to meet somebody who was waiting to kill me
I sensed something come at me from the side and reacted.
Unfortunately my missus had realised I was having a nightmare and tried to wake me, so put out her hand.
In my dream, I tried grabbing at whatever was coming at me, and to my horror woke up realising I'd grabbed a wrist.

Nearly had a heart attack - what a way to wake up! :)
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:17, archived)
# this happened because i was dragged along a really rough road on my knees
there was a bit flap of skin and gristle

it's scarring my mind
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:19, archived)
# ow
I just remembered when I was little falling off a roundabout with my arm caught in it as others spun it as fast as possible

ripped up my knees pretty bad

funny how things don't scar so much when they happen to you as a child
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:24, archived)
# eeeh i gots it working
cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:18, archived)
# Aargh!
*clutches legs in sympathy*
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:14, archived)
# Ok
Why?
do you have naughty legs?
Very interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:14, archived)
# Worst site i've ever seen
now cock off before I start feeling fluffy!

"I was told to mock a spoon so I did"
What kind of moronic crap is that?


(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:08, archived)
# ...
it's still spam

10–COCKOFF
20–GOTO 10

edit: Okay, that was unfluffy, and you are genuine in your appeal. So, here is what I suggest. If you want us to use your pictures, please make surte that they are a high resolution and that they are clear and not blurry.

Please keep with it! And welcome to b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:09, archived)
# I KNOW
I KNOW It's awful, I'm so sorry :(

But it's just something I whipped up.

*cocks off*
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:09, archived)
# and don't do it again!
I hope you've learnt your lesson!
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:10, archived)
# no no!
please read my edits!

and welcome! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:11, archived)
# Damn
how dare you be fluffy! Now i'm feeling fluffy too! I hate group pressure!

Welcome to the board mate, no hard feelings eh pal?

*slaps jovially on the back*

Just remember the guidelines are there for a reason!
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:16, archived)
# ooh pop-ups.
special...
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:10, archived)
#
unbifurcated garments are swell.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:10, archived)
# hehe
I knew it was awful when I posted it. I've never been very skilled with websites, which sucks. I just wanted to pimp myself cos I have an odd fascination with wanting to see myself get fucked over in a picture.

And it takes a lot to offend me, so un-fluffyness doesn't bother me. RIP ME APART. Or whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:13, archived)
# Come on mate!
keep trying, seriously!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:20, archived)
# no thanks
I gave at the office
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:14, archived)

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