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a bit of flash. for those of you old enough to remember...

click me

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new_matt, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:18, archived)

yay! fantastic

that's me for the next 2 hours

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lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:21, archived)

it only took me from 8 o'clock

to sort the actions ;)

i hate flash

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new_matt, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:23, archived)

Well worth it, though

Happy days are here again!

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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:42, archived)

yay!

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tweaknik, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:26, archived)

But are they real?

Woo to both pics!

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RedHouse over yonder, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:29, archived)

Hehehe norktastic!

By the way- did you ever get your Rasterbation?

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:27, archived)

oooh

i didn't, i'd forgotten all about that. have you stiil got it? my email is in profile, somewhere. possibly. ta ;)

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new_matt, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:28, archived)

Ahhh... it's only vivisection.

(AdrianJ, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:16, archived)

That

monkey looks a little peturbed about something. I wonder would could be troubling it?

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:20, archived)

it's fluffy red collar........

i think.....

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Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:21, archived)

The filthy language above its severed head?

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:21, archived)

WOO! Worst show ever.

Fireball XL5

Edit- Ok, Tbirds. Same thing!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:24, archived)

hehe

i lol'd!

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tweaknik, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:27, archived)

Couldnt think of a title so i just wrote this

(unkle77 Click sig for totally ambient tunes!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:08, archived)

hold on...

'til I plug in a bigger monitor!

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Flash_Bastard, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:09, archived)

ready

yet?

(unkle77 Click sig for totally ambient tunes!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:10, archived)

patience

these things take time

(Banjo-Jeff I don't play a banjo, and I'm not called Jeff., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:14, archived)

lol

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Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:16, archived)

you have the coolest name ever...

seriously, unkle rule. i have all their singles, and the rare, rare eps! wootah!

(Heffer foiled, once again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:20, archived)

Misleading punnery

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Malchick, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:08, archived)

Metastable?

Yeah I did once, but we didn't get along

Very much woo!

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RedHouse over yonder, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:10, archived)

lol thats pretty damn good.

(Banjo-Jeff I don't play a banjo, and I'm not called Jeff., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:11, archived)

living on the edge

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:21, archived)

that came around quickly...

(sofa jerk, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:07, archived)

oh, one seccy

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lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:09, archived)

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lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:09, archived)

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lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:10, archived)

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lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:10, archived)

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lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:10, archived)

yay! 18000 posts :P

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lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:11, archived)

show off

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:11, archived)

yay!

for blatant cheating :D

*makes note not to play you at cards*

(sofa jerk, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:11, archived)

I DON'T THINK THAT WAS THE POINT

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Reverend Dan, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:16, archived)

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:18, archived)

WHAT WAS THE POINT

THEN???

(sofa jerk, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:25, archived)

*wanders off whistling*

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Reverend Dan, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:29, archived)

you fucking have

as well, well well, I believe that to be rather woosome

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:19, archived)

haha

good work sir.

I guess you will delete this to make room for a big celebration no doubt

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Sammo, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:19, archived)

nope... i was going to go to bed at this point

but instead i went and got confused by the other place

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lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:20, archived)

not

the other place

/runs screaming

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:21, archived)

MONKEY FAECES

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:21, archived)

*collapses in a state of confusion*

*fetches beer*

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lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:24, archived)

*whispers*

monkey faeces

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:27, archived)

*twitches*

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lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:30, archived)

are you still feltching beer?

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:31, archived)

200?

200?

hola bilbanen ;)

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new_matt, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:19, archived)

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeell its true

(unkle77 Click sig for totally ambient tunes!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:06, archived)

can't fault the logic

Loving the spong machine by the way - iwannitnow

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:07, archived)

only £3.00

for a spong, i'll take it!

(sofa jerk, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:09, archived)

"Traitor", also works.

I love these Bush posts
Oh, WOO!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:12, archived)

My New Logo

Evnin' all, I've just made a posh new logo.
What do you think?

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Sheep!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:02, archived)

is very nice

very nice!

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Sammo, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:02, archived)

A+

às per usual :)

(Karoma, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:03, archived)

boing!

I likes it!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:03, archived)

In the words of justin

I'm lovin' it

(also mcdonalds, natch)

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:03, archived)

Crap

like all your other posts

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:04, archived)

'tis rather

good :-)

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tweaknik, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:04, archived)

liking

that a lot.

(sofa jerk, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:04, archived)

it's very nice

but for some reason is cocking up in opera

it's probabl;y just me though

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lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:05, archived)

me too

:'(

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:09, archived)

I hate you and your skills

\only miserbale because he hasn't got any

Tis much woo anywho.

(generalname, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:07, archived)

baa

(blind corner, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:07, archived)

they'll be

flocking to see 'em

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Flash_Bastard, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:07, archived)

lovely...

have you had words with fhm?

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:08, archived)

Haven't got round to it....

... I couldn't find it on their site either

Had some bird from Granada TV mail me today about sending her a tape of my work though which is pretty funky

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Sheep!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:12, archived)

their site scared me when i had a peek...

but i suspect i'm not their target market :)

huzzah on media enquiries though... you should submit stuff to the newsletter if you're looking at getting commissions too... it gets you a lot of traffic (you need to watch your bandwidth mind)...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:16, archived)

Work's very busy at the mo...

....so I'm not really going to actively search for comissions, hence holding off submitting to the newsletter.

I'm saving up for a proper video camera to make some sort films over the summer of better quality (and longer)

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Sheep!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:25, archived)

ahh... makes sense...

timing is everything with such things... i'll look forward to seeing some more short films though... :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:32, archived)

You are so cool

Can you loan me your personality for a little while?

of course, the logo is good. what'd you think?

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:09, archived)

that's a spiffing logo

indeedy

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:10, archived)

what with all the shit that goes on here

i thought i'd order you all a taxi, save you walking...

ooh, fits snugly on the frontpage, what a co-inka-dink

slightly bigger

(sunny chiba, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:59, archived)

Someone called me a taxi once

I was really offended; I'm not that fat.

(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:00, archived)

baddum

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Sammo, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:03, archived)

tish

(Karoma, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:04, archived)

hoo, a tishoo

they all fall down

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:05, archived)

chortle

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:04, archived)

fan-dugong-tastic!

woo!

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Jaffacake, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:01, archived)

that's MY manatee!!

wondered where he got that money from...

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:03, archived)

er....

(Sharpy, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:24, archived)

The Of the Day: Day Four

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Malchick, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:52, archived)

learn something new everyday

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:53, archived)

do people like these?

(Mr_Rense, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:53, archived)

No...but...

It's "The" of the day! Besides, it's only one of an amalgamation of things I post each day. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.
I may wrap these up soonly, though.

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Malchick, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:56, archived)

May I ask?

What about L' ?

author is fluent french speaker, deux pression s'il vous plait monsieur et un peu plus vite que les deux dernieres serait apprecié!

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:01, archived)

get me some garlic

and a wench in rubber

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:11, archived)

i do.

It's interesting.
Although i have a very boring life.

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cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:58, archived)

Non,

Je ne le trouve pas drole, pas du tout. Je ne le donne aucun "Youppi!" et je suggere qu'on le rend immediament dans la poubelle la plus proche.

/francais

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RedHouse over yonder, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:00, archived)

bien traduit!

J'allais demander a un pote ce qu'il dirait pour 'houpla', justement...

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:02, archived)

J'habite a Montreal, j'apprends

Voici le Youppi que je ne voulais pas donner a cette image la:

Youppi et un gars

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RedHouse over yonder, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:08, archived)

be fluffy

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Sammo, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:04, archived)

sorry to be using y'all as my bitches...

but does anyone know why i can't get the messageboard search thingy to work? Someone posted up a flash animation yesterday i fink with music (jump by van halen) featuring loadsa old computer games and I can't remember the addy :( *sob*

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:59, archived)

try

www.glassco.cx

its a list of all the links posted on b3ta

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:13, archived)

I know you're not my graphics card bitches

but i just need to know which is better: GeForce FX or ATI Radeon?

/edit: Now the real question: ATI radeon 9200 or 9200se?

(Armer Farmer, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:51, archived)

ATI Radeon

best video card on the planet.

edit: i'm on my 3rd ATI card in the past 5 years... first i had a Rage Fury Pro, then a Radeon 7000, and now i have the Radeon 9600 Pro All In Wonder and i love it!

edit 2: don't go lower than a 9600 radeon

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rawr isn't really here., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:51, archived)

yep, best buy right now. quite cheap actually

nVidia's new GeForce Ultra 6800 scores better though as far a i'm concerned. but it's very expensive. not sure it's worth it

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edovan, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:55, archived)

the only issue i have with my card

is that the tv tuner is not HD compliant... other than that it's an amazing card.

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rawr isn't really here., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:56, archived)

i suspect a separate tv-card is the thing to go for

if you want stability/performance/etc/blabla. Hauppage or something..

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edovan, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:59, archived)

i love the integrated one in my card

but if i want to go with high def i will have to wait for the next generation of AIW cards i think... i honestly think that my AIW 9600 pro is one of the greatest components i have ever had in a computer

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rawr isn't really here., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:01, archived)

i've never had a AIW.

i have a GeForce 4200 which i'm quite pleased with. recently a mounted a passive Zahlman heatsink onto it and now my comp is sort of silent :)

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edovan, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:08, archived)

that's cool

my computer sounds like a fighter jet firing up when i turn it on... i'm so used to the sound of the fans in it that if i turn it off i can't sleep

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rawr isn't really here., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:10, archived)

i'm the complete opposite

i'm very sensitive to noises when I sleep, even those i'm used to. so my computer goes off or i'll use earplugs.
if i could afford it i'd go for water cooling just to get it noiseless (HD and stuff will makes sound though....)

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edovan, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:23, archived)

we arn't you're.....oh wait.

Go with Radeon. The drivers always need updating but the new cards always outperform the latest Geforces.

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cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:52, archived)

they don't always need updating

they just make a lot of updates for them

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rawr isn't really here., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:53, archived)

oh yeah, hehe.

And of course Radeon is Canadian, always a plus.

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cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:54, archived)

absolutely

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rawr isn't really here., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:55, archived)

try

www.whichisbetterGeForceFXorATIRadeon.org

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10512, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:52, archived)

DAMNIT!

I actually clicked.

(Armer Farmer, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:53, archived)

* click *

D'oh

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gnu2000, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:53, archived)

*looks shamefaced*

Guess what I did....

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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:54, archived)

.org

nice touch

(Mr_Rense, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:54, archived)

I'd have to say the Radeon too.

Mind you, I have a GF4 Ti and it's better than the FX range which replaced it.. soo....

slight threadjack: anyone know where I can get something to test frame rates and stuff properly? fast-enough-to-make-your-cornea-melt isn't accurate enough for showing off...

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:53, archived)

Pfft! There's the Geforce6 now*.

*Might need its own power supply.
It's lovely. Realtime HDRI and everything.
www.nvidia.com/page/geforce_6800.html

Still, for vaule go with the ATI.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:54, archived)

ive got

a FX5900 which was my 1st Nvidia based card .. And to be honest, although its rocks the graphical world its not as stable as the ATI cards .. I think id go for ATI was i to fork out again .. :(

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Jaffacake, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:54, archived)

the current top notch radeons are better than the current top notch geforces

but below about the 9600 then just go on price

unless you want decent linux compatability in which case you're better with the geforce

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lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:54, archived)

graphics cards are

boring. You should buy a second-hand TV or small dog instead.

(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:59, archived)

It's just sitting there!

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gnu2000, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:48, archived)

Prod it. Prod it hard!

And what happened to iGnu2004?

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:51, archived)

Never managed to break through.

It was bought by Microsoft, shredded, burnt and carried by camels into the four deserts of the world.

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gnu2000, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:53, archived)

There's 4 deserts now?

I never saw the first 3. In fact I may have to change my plans to go to Hungary this summer in order to see them.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:55, archived)

Actually, #4 is in Hungary.

It's just rather small for a big desert and full of water.

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gnu2000, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:58, archived)

well, just sitting there is just fine to me :)

yay!

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edovan, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:53, archived)

oh dear

looks at cage in corner
looks at grinning wombat
looks at cage in corner
looks at grinning wombat
looks at cage in corner
looks at grinning wombat
looks at cage in corner
looks at grinning wombat
THE FEAR!!!!

(sofa jerk, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:54, archived)

This blokes asks me "how do you do those vector pictures"

and so i say's ....

*ahem... sorry*

(ApathyBoy ApathyBoy, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:46, archived)

yay for vectors

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:48, archived)

good name

spirited away is indeed one of the finest films... ever

(ApathyBoy ApathyBoy, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:51, archived)

Is that Bush

wearing a fez?

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cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:49, archived)

It's the man himself... Sir Thomas Cooper

edit: and a nice vector it is too. woo!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:50, archived)

jus like that har har har

(ApathyBoy ApathyBoy, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:51, archived)

Mmmmmmm.....

Vector sexiness. (To clarify: Vectors = sexy, Tommy Cooper = not sexy)

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:52, archived)

"That boy ain't right"

I knew it, he's a real life Hank Hill

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:41, archived)

Ahahahahahahaah

Brilliant!!!

/he's been 'ha'whackin' off in the tool shed.

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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:43, archived)

Nice ..

.. but you've got to wonder where that Tron twat got his all-in-one bodysuit from in the first place!!

..Ive been trying to find one for years!

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Jaffacake, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:44, archived)

if you read the site he tells you

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lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:46, archived)

Good lord!!

Did u actually read it..? ;)

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Jaffacake, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:48, archived)

there are very few things which get posted

that i don't takethe time to at least try and read

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lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:48, archived)

You must have a lot of time to your disposal.

Or maybe you get the good cash for it?

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gnu2000, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:51, archived)

lots of time :)

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lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:00, archived)

I've placed my order!

Can't wait for my Cod-Piece free, ladyboy transformer suit!!!!

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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:49, archived)

god knows

how id fit in to one ... but i'll try!

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Jaffacake, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:50, archived)

I've ordered it two sizes smaller on purpose.

I really wanna show off my manpods.

/not bumgay

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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:52, archived)

by the way..

It says on the twats' site where he got his unitard from - so you have no excuse now...

edited to say - OOOF as above LOL

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Signify, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:47, archived)

unitard!

..thats an excellent word/insult! :)

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Jaffacake, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:49, archived)

"Mr Hill, you have no ass"

(Mr_Rense, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:47, archived)

is it just me

or does he have a mangina??

(ApathyBoy ApathyBoy, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:48, archived)

I think I just found

my new favourite word.

(Just Some Guy from Hull, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:52, archived)

if I suppress my iggles much more there'll be tears ejecting from my eyes

mangina... fucktard... arf arf fnaarrr

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:55, archived)

I thought about this last night,

staring at my peeling old paper.

(titwankfuckdick, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:35, archived)

that gets

a big woo to you

(howacearemonkeys itsaspoonerism, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:39, archived)

or a Sixties style

(Smudger, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:40, archived)

Strange,

looks like the dad of someone I was once mates with. He was a scout leader and worked with young boys. Looking back that seems wrong somehow.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:46, archived)

Say hello to Simon

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Delete Me, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:32, archived)

hello simon!

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moonjam, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:34, archived)

hello

Hello Simon

Mary

(mary magdalen, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:35, archived)

Wait...

is Simon the apple, the worm or the hand?

(philthemoose asbentee and/or-ed., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:36, archived)

HAHA

Oh yes a woo to yoo

BTW .... Simon is the leaf ;o)

(Copes, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:39, archived)

Bonjour Simone

what? say hello?bah

(Smitherz, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:36, archived)

Wow.

Depth and tone of colour-related quality quite shocking for this time of night. Ergo and thus:

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:36, archived)

is that

in concrete or sand?

(howacearemonkeys itsaspoonerism, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:41, archived)

In sand

Specifically, the sand of woolacombe beach, about 3 weeks ago...

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:43, archived)

hello simon...

nice blinky worm :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:43, archived)

This guy cracks me up...

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superbabyproject, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:32, archived)

arf arf

hehe tis good ja

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Sammo, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:35, archived)

Too small......?

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Vulthoom, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:30, archived)

he has girl boobs

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10512, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:31, archived)

Dear sweet father in heaven,

put that thing away before you poke someone's eye out with it.

(philthemoose asbentee and/or-ed., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:31, archived)

God lord.

Thats rilly rilly rude.

Nighty night all.

(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:33, archived)

hahahhahahahahahahah

ahahahahaha

/still laughing. im so cheap.

(Mr_Rense, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:34, archived)

So subtle

i spent a fair few seconds looking for it, then laughed, a lot.

woo

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newg rum n coke, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:50, archived)

It'd be funny,

If it wasn't true.......

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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:27, archived)

hahaha

excellent

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:29, archived)

It's a photo of the ex...

I'll get round to Tattying it up one of these days.....

/off to get a new taste in women

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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:32, archived)

My Ex

she was too catty

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:35, archived)

My ex

Get it...ha ha ha i am so funny

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10512, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:38, archived)

I don't get it?

/mozilla

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:42, archived)

his Ex is red

ie, a red ex.

Had one of them once. Then the sunburn went down...

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:44, archived)

Did

she fall asleep under a sunbed? Or drown in some Dulux Crimson Tide?

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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:46, archived)

both

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10512, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:47, archived)

Actually

she fell asleep on the beach. i would have rolled her over or woken her up or something, but i was asleep too. (I didn't burn 'cos I'm a cheeky get and have dark skin anyway hahaha)

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:50, archived)

err

its a red x and thats about it...i see my comedy course has not worked

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10512, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:45, archived)

erm.... yes... sorry

it does not show as a redex in all browsers. I think I may need to take a comedy course.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:47, archived)

Nice Pussy?

*ahem*

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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:38, archived)

I see she shops at the best bridal outfitters

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100% kitten better than ever, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:30, archived)

I know that Church....

It's the one featured in Vicar Of Dibley!

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:32, archived)

BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:36, archived)

a timely warning!!

I shall stay in and watch derren brown. With stake and garlic ready

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:30, archived)

Ere ave an old poem i wroten...

Shortbread:
Shortbread,Shortbread its really nice
Shortbread,Shortbread i could eat it twice
Shortbread,Shortbread Its really Fab
Shortbread,Shortbread Put it on me Tab
Shortbread,Shortbread its really pukka
Shortbread,Shortbread i'm out of luck-a
i can't think of anything else to write.

(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:24, archived)

in all fairness its good

but to keep the punters happy you shouldve added a picture =(

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Sammo, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:25, archived)

It's not about pictures,

it's about stuff you made yourself. I'd say this qualifies. Text-only threads break the board up nicely.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:26, archived)

'rah!

Well said that man.

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DogHorse plop, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:29, archived)

Bah ok

don't hurt me, I just got back from work :'(

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Sammo, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:32, archived)

No problem.

Your opinion is as valid as mine. I had to agree as most of my posts here aren't pictures.

Now that's diplomacy.

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DogHorse plop, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:35, archived)

Cheers ave another.

Bus
Vroooooom goes the bus
Booooooom goes the bomb
Brrrmmmbrbrbrmmmmm goes the biker
Kakakakakakakakakakak goes the light machinegun
Bastardcockdickcuntsheepfuck goes Baz to the newbies who go Waaaaaaaah!

I've added them to me profile.

(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:29, archived)

haha

that is quite something

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Sammo, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:33, archived)

or put it to music

i suggest the diddlybop-a-dido song that they used to advertise baked beans for an all-too-brief time

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:27, archived)

. . .
. . .
. . .
. . .
.. . .
.
. . ..
.

Its an ariel view of a bunch of penguins.

(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:28, archived)

At least some thought went into it ...

I my book it's borderline for a new post (rather than a TJ).
I still don't get why the board still suffers from thread wastes (as a concept I mean).
You could easily* do things like having a thumbnail gallery of image posts for quick 'catch up' browsing and store a cookie to allow you to continue from where you were last time.
I actually like the idea of starting a thread with a subject that's specific to the content and then allowing people to choose only to browse the image based threads if they want.
* - Providing that it was easy to determine which were image posts and which weren't.

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:32, archived)

try

www.po3m.com

(Smudger, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:27, archived)

hehe

(Mr_Rense, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:28, archived)

White coat

equals free ticket to funbag land.

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sproggy, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:23, archived)

i hear hull

is nice at this time of year

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10512, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:23, archived)

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tweaknik, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:28, archived)

Single sir?

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:28, archived)

christ

on a bike

(spiral, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:30, archived)

hmmm

"christ on a stick" is my all time favororite exclaimation.

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cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:39, archived)

that is wrong

on SO many levels, that it's almost right

almost

actually, no

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FatherJack /me belms, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:40, archived)

Good God Man

you'll burn for this, just so you know.

(HalfwayHebrew, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:46, archived)

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