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# I mentioned yesterday
a plan to use Flash (when I get and learn how to use it) to animate a singing owl and ask for song ideas.

I now need a duet...

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:58, archived)
# We must be looking at a
Chas & Dave

:@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:59, archived)
# Chas N Dave
got mentioned for the owl alone. Still a good call.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:01, archived)
# rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 20 May 2004, 13:02, archived)
# No, it's an owl and an otter
/coat

(although that would make a good background with lots of rabbits popping up)
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Thu 20 May 2004, 13:07, archived)
# I vote for
"DOn't go Breaking my Heart"
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:00, archived)
# Mel C
Brian Adams
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:00, archived)
# the only song i can even think about at the moment
is the banana phone one...damnit

anyway big woo to the bless singing creatures
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:01, archived)
# snooker loopy nuts are we
and they did the theme to that cartoon "Bangers & Mash"
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 20 May 2004, 13:03, archived)
# RabbitRabbitRabbitRabbit
oh... and fishfishfishfish for the we otter ...

woo to piccy !
(insaniac1, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Always the most popular game at Singleton Hospital's annual fund raising fayre
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:58, archived)
# yuk
but woo
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:59, archived)
# Arf!
Was it you who told Tony Blair to cock off ro was that someone else?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:00, archived)
# i wish it was me
!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:01, archived)
# this is a funny video
www.stonefox.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/sf/newquay2004.wmv

same people who did brummie baywatch
(thestonefox, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:49, archived)
# Kipper tie?*
* comment courtesy of Predictable Responses Inc
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:53, archived)
# Milk and 2 sugars.


I haven't seen the animations, so apologies if I'm just repeating jokes from it. Shit jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:54, archived)
# you are funny
I like you, how's the tummy?

edit: the rhyming was completely unintentional.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:54, archived)
# Am I?
The tummy is fine, thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:55, archived)
# haha
that's the best thing EVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:56, archived)
# Hehe!
What or who is Pedro the Lion?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:58, archived)
# a band
they are ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:59, archived)
# darn
I read that as paedo the lion...


/hi ho, hi ho, it's off to Hull I go...
(Dangermouse., Thu 20 May 2004, 13:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 20 May 2004, 12:48, archived)
# Jeebus!
KILL IT!


(save the kitty)

and woo!
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:49, archived)
# lets hope
inferior puppy is more human than that...


'noon fpm
(Dangermouse., Thu 20 May 2004, 13:00, archived)
# eek!
that's.............creepy.

and ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:51, archived)
# Kill it now
(I helped save b3ta! Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Thu 20 May 2004, 12:54, archived)
# It'll have her eyes out...
...the mad little fooker.
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:14, archived)
# Stupid stupid and so seamless too!
(Cregol, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:47, archived)
# photon gonads for 7
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:48, archived)
# hahaha!
I do love the smell of KFC
/shame

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:49, archived)
# Had it last night.
Really really want to go microwave the last three pieces but can't be arsed so I think I'll have a fag and wait it out.
(Cregol, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:50, archived)
# Even though
I'm obsessive about making food from scratch and not having convenience food, I blummin' love mass produced fast food.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:51, archived)
# hurray
for take out.

savoiur of my sanity several times
(Dangermouse., Thu 20 May 2004, 12:54, archived)
# Just be careful...
...chicken + microwaves = food poisoning.


And KFC is riddled with nasty stuff at the best of times.
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:15, archived)
# Evianescence...
(insaniac1, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:46, archived)
# Arf!
But get that miserable bint away from my water.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:47, archived)
# is is just me who thinks
her head is a bit like a polygon
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:48, archived)
# she's a dead parrot?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 20 May 2004, 12:48, archived)
# She's
still worth a poke though!
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:48, archived)
# Arf!
Where I come from, a poke is an ice cream cone.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:50, archived)
# is "an ice cream cone" a euphamism?
if not, it should be...
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:52, archived)
# then make it one!!!
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:54, archived)
# OK
I can't wait for my husband to get home and give me an ice cream cone ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:57, archived)
# You're a lucky lass!
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:00, archived)
# What backwater
do you come from? :P

Looks like I could land myself in some trouble!
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:10, archived)
# Where i'm from
It's what you get your chips in...
(insaniac1, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:52, archived)
#
*reads profile*

You're from Norn Iron? Cool. Lisburn is a city now, would you believe it. I refuse to acknowledge it as one until it gets a decent Library..
(Girly Gerard contrary to popular belief, the manliest man, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:09, archived)
# Poke 21864,85, SYS 16384,
gives her infinate lives.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:53, archived)
# hehehehe
geek joke!

I giggled like a schoolgirl at that.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:56, archived)
# Arf
*hangs head in shame for getting that*
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:57, archived)
# that
takes me back a bit!
(p0zitr0n - phunarmically charged particle, detected at, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:02, archived)
# Ha ha, funneee
Amy Lee in massive fwappage shocker.
(Nicodemus, King of Rats, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:07, archived)
# WOULD LIKE TO FORM A BAND WITH WURZEL
I LIKE WURZELS UKELELE SONGS
ON THE MESSAGE BOARD
HOW CAN I CONTACT HIM
AS I AM TRYING TO START A BAND
"PLEASANT CASTRATION"
AND I WRITE WURZEL SONGS AS WELL
ANYONE WANTING TO JOIN MUST LIKE SHEEP A LOT( KISSING WITH TONGUES) YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
AND STICKING THEIR ARM UP A COW
WITH A RUBBER GLOVE
AND BE ABLE TO PLAY "CHIRPY CHIRPY CHEEP CHEEP"
BY "MIDDLE OF THE ROAD" ON A UKULELE
STUART
(zzogg, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:39, archived)
# I come here to have a quick look at the board and find this shit.


Have a dog in a hat, so this thread isn't wasted.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:41, archived)
# that's quite a hat
i wish i had one just like it
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:42, archived)
# Just buy it then.
child's pimp costume.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:43, archived)
# that amuses me
the idea of a pimp daddy child costume.

Oh, you can be like Huggy Bear too...
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:46, archived)
# after i post this you will be ignored.
just htought i'd let you know
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:40, archived)
# Argh!
The capital letters!
(mynci boy, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:40, archived)
# That's shit
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 20 May 2004, 12:42, archived)
# meh
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:43, archived)
# I thought it was pretty good actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:43, archived)
# seconded
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:46, archived)
# turded
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:48, archived)
# fourthed
O.O
/not a real word
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:50, archived)
# fisted
...
(French Toast, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:53, archived)
# Sixed
HOWZAT!!!
(Nefarious Tim, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:13, archived)
# Sexed
tee hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:19, archived)
# you are joking
right?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:45, archived)
# no,
he's a troll...
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:49, archived)
# ahhh. oops
Impressive number of posts
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:56, archived)
# obviously a pro...
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:58, archived)
# I think all of them say
"that's shit"
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:49, archived)
# wonderful!
top fluffiness.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:49, archived)
# I think you stink.
*Does actions*
(maddave, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:40, archived)
# I've got a brand new combine harvester
if that's any help.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:40, archived)
# Can I have the key?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:41, archived)
# Aye,
go on then. How many acres have you got?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:42, archived)
# 43!
;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:43, archived)
# *drinks cider*
*dances like a pissed-up farmer*
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:46, archived)
# *titter*
*chews on piece of straw*
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:48, archived)
# <slurred speech>I love you!</slurred speech>
*staggers off to find his best sheep*
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:49, archived)
# Pah!
fickle....
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:02, archived)
# If we all ignore them and don't reply,
they will go. Try it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:41, archived)
# Spoons! Spoons! Everywhere is spoons!
Where is my knife?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:42, archived)
# No, see.
I was talking to the people replying, not the person who posted the message. That way idiots don't encourage the trolls by going "ooo we all hate you. boo hoo"
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:44, archived)
# I know.
But I was enjoying the irony of it all.
It's all a bit self-fulfilling, really.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:45, archived)
# Err,
not really.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:46, archived)
# No?
Everytime a troll posts, someone will post "No-one post in this thread*", and then someone else will post "But you just posted in this thread*". Happens every time.

*or an approximation thereof.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:48, archived)
# it's like
herding cats
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:50, archived)
# So how about this:
Everytime a troll posts, people don't start acting silly and just ignore them. Then nobody has to try to calm it all down.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:50, archived)
# It's too late, now!
Besides, I got to have a drunken barn-dance with mother inferior, so it wasn't a dead loss.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:51, archived)
# Hate to say this
but your extreme anti-anti-trolling is becoming more annoying than the trolling itself.

Don't think you are doing your arguments too many favours by suggesting that folk on here are idiots either.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:55, archived)
# Guess
how many fingures I'm sticking up right now.

Go on guess.
(Gype, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:41, archived)
# can't feel a thing
am I paralysed?
(guinea, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:07, archived)
# So,
to recap:

You want to join the Wurzels?


Okay!

www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~gunning/ajcutler.html
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:41, archived)
# it's lunchtime
(meercat, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:41, archived)
# Don't we have mods?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:42, archived)
# keep up,
we haven't had mods for a few weeks now!

(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:56, archived)
# I'm scared now,
the mods now hate me *runs*

Mod edit: Mwahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:04, archived)
# The wurzels rock
I have lots of wurzels music.
Particular fan of Pheasant Pluckers Son
(I helped save b3ta! Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:42, archived)
# dunno if anyone's seen this yet....
Ice-T to produce Hasselhoff rap album
(BadKitty Moo! Said Zebedee......, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:38, archived)
# its all
glasscock to me
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:41, archived)
# arghhh!
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! Say it isn't true!
(Artimus, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:41, archived)
# if it was Mr. T
then I might get interested.

Crazy baywatch FOO!
(Gype, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:42, archived)
# lol
now you're talking...makes it so much better. I pity the fool who buys David Hasslehof records
(Artimus, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:44, archived)
# :'(
I really like IceT, saw him live last year.

Now I'm going to have to kill him...
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:45, archived)
# baywatch was kind
of like a rap video, I guess...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:46, archived)
# Yeah
but the music was batter :P
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:47, archived)
# He's doing a duet with
the Streets, I believe
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Thu 20 May 2004, 13:17, archived)
# GC yet? As seen in this week's Kerrang:
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:37, archived)
# b3ta is a mecca to those with no agenda


and now i must dance,

ohwaaaoooooh!
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:40, archived)
# Word.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:57, archived)
# I always said his stuff was seamless.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:40, archived)
# hurray
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:37, archived)
# i was jsut
reading your letter to whiskers, tehehee
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:39, archived)
# Approx. Running Time: 300 Years
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:33, archived)
# hur hur hur
you loon (:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
That is ace. Woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:35, archived)
# Arf!
very Woo!
(TmsT, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:35, archived)
# Uh, don't push me,
AADDRRRIIAANNN!!!!
(Gype, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:36, archived)
# uh I AM THE LAW!
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:37, archived)
# Forgot that one.
Uh, stop or my mom will, uh, shoot.
(Gype, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:38, archived)
# erm, how about
uh, hey you guy from uh the 3rd rock from the sun, uh get off my cliffhanger!
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:41, archived)
# hmmm
stallone impressions work best after going to the dentists
(garfi3ld, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:45, archived)
# Hehe
Perfect :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:37, archived)
# soup.
herb.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:04, archived)
# Beware of Confuserisms...
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:33, archived)
# thats so good
my head would explode if i even began to
know what you were on about
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:35, archived)
# Tights of the round cable?
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:36, archived)
# Camelot is a very silly place..
...
(Artimus, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:36, archived)
# Ahead, Scott had seen the frost... It would be his.

Biggerageness if for some strange reason you would want it.
Edit: name change, thank you sir
(Tarquin., Thu 20 May 2004, 12:26, archived)
# Arf!
But his name was Mike.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:26, archived)
# Wassupp!

can't believe I just typed that.
the shame
(Gype, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:30, archived)
# slaps you
then appologises profusley

i cant spell
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:31, archived)
# A shame shared
is a shame halved, or something.

I'm having a bad day and want to go home, why won't they let me go home.
(Gype, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:33, archived)
# A friend of mine always used to say
a problem shared is a problem two people have.

They won't let you go home because they are bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:35, archived)
# A problem shared is gossip...
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:46, archived)
# a problem shared is a problem squared
at least it rhymes..
(lord nose, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:52, archived)
# A soup boiled
is a soup spoiled
(Archie, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:56, archived)
# Well, I have to do work...
So I'll leave you with a badly drawn magical bug with unimpressive antennae

(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Thu 20 May 2004, 12:19, archived)
# Aww.
He's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:20, archived)
# TJ!!
Has the 'Darius' picture been posted yet? One suspects it may have been?
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:26, archived)
# Mon plaisir.
Anything to increase his standing in the rock n roll community.


*edit - censored for the benefit of those with 60ft monitors facing their boss's desk with a huge neon arrow pointing at the screen saying 'LOOK BOSS - A KNOB'.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:35, archived)
# link it now!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:36, archived)
# Link!
NSFW!
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:37, archived)
# Link it,
you fool!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:37, archived)
# Someone needs to do that edit.
The giant arrow with a great big text thingy saying "LOOK! A KNOB!". Maybe do it in Flash (for the punnage too), and have a voiceover saying "LOOK! A KNOB!"
(Tetsuo, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:45, archived)
# HAHAHA
I wish I knew my Flash from my elbow!
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:47, archived)
# was also concerned about temporary internet files
which I have no access to, incidently.

And the boss was in the room at the time, sat virtually next to me.

Did it not also occur that a lot of us men might want the choice of whether we see some tosser's cock...?

*grumble*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:49, archived)
# yes
it hs been posted, but go for it....provided it is a link! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:30, archived)
# The one with his cock out?
Yes :( I saw it in college.
(I helped save b3ta! Dobsky, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:33, archived)
# Hahaha!
The eejit! What did he do that for?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:34, archived)
# The one of his woefully unimpressive schlong?
(Tetsuo, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:43, archived)
# My!
They are impressive :)
Don't work too hard.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:20, archived)
# his antennae
impress me hugely (:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:20, archived)
# Awww
Spread the fluffiness guys, see you soon...
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Thu 20 May 2004, 12:22, archived)
# Cuteness.
He am lovely and woo. Well, back to work, people, see you later.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 20 May 2004, 12:22, archived)
# bye numnah

dry yourself off before you come back
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:23, archived)
# *smirk*
Don't worry, she's moistly harmless
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Thu 20 May 2004, 12:24, archived)
# *resists urge to change user name*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:25, archived)
#
he's rather nice
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:25, archived)
# yey
is it fulffy or spikey?
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:28, archived)
# Fluffy
Extremely fluffy
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Thu 20 May 2004, 12:57, archived)
[challenge entry] .

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:13, archived)
# hahah
Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Dobsky, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:14, archived)
# that is the best
idea... EVER!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:14, archived)
# if that does not get a front page
then i'm never ever going to get a front page
because I've never created anything half as good as that


/nose is brown
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:14, archived)
# Shh!
You'll curse it
(I helped save b3ta! Dobsky, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:15, archived)
# whenever i say fp
the image gets an fp
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:16, archived)
# Next time i post some work
I hope you are around!
(I helped save b3ta! Dobsky, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:17, archived)
# Sure enough.
It would appear that your fp radar is strong.
(I helped save b3ta! jhsinclair, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:24, archived)
# There will come a day
When everything on the FP is by Monkeon
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:16, archived)
# It's monkeon
Of course it's a FP
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:16, archived)
# bitter?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:21, archived)
# No,
monkeon is a FP producing machine!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:24, archived)
# that could be taken two ways
but I'm a terrible cynic.

Woo to the bloodbank
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:23, archived)
# thats bloody
greeeeeat!
(Magic, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:14, archived)
# hah
Excellent! Made me laugh :)
(Artimus, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:14, archived)
# I dunno.
That seems like a pretty good idea. I'd like to see that in a hospital.

Massive amounts of woo to the pic however.
(I helped save b3ta! jhsinclair, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:15, archived)
# haha!
very good,
Woo!

Edit: Yea! a well deserved FP.
(TmsT, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:15, archived)
# hahahaha
super!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:16, archived)
# Bloody
great.

(woo)
(klondyker, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:16, archived)
# Free Biscuits?
Joy!

*goes in search of blood bank ATM*
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:16, archived)
# You always get a biscuit
When you give blood.
And tea
And there IS a swipe card now (much better than crappy cardboard donor card). It's different colours depending how senior a donor you are. Maybe that was the first step?
(psychobabble, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:50, archived)
# blood cards
And the green cards are for vegan donors, who are in especially high demand and can be sold for a decent markup

( I could get sacked for even thinking this)
(etchi, Fri 21 May 2004, 23:17, archived)
# .
Well done sir!
(I helped save b3ta! EvilHippo, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:17, archived)
#
Most woosome
(Girly Gerard contrary to popular belief, the manliest man, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:17, archived)
# Woo,
top-drawer stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:18, archived)
# That would work.
Sell it! Sell it hard!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:19, archived)
# haha
that's rather a good idea actually...
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:19, archived)
# bloody marvelous
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Thu 20 May 2004, 12:22, archived)
# what they said ^
woo
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:22, archived)
# Brilliant
now do a sperm bank!
(Idid, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:25, archived)
# yes!
go on!
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:26, archived)
# i did consider that at one point,
but erm... no.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:29, archived)
# ewwwwwwwww
go on then

no, don't.

alright, do...
(Dangermouse., Thu 20 May 2004, 12:29, archived)
# MY OH MY!
That am woo and then some!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:26, archived)
# FP FP FPFPFPFPPFPFPF....
Thats Class
(I helped save b3ta! Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:29, archived)
# theres one of those down the street
theres a begger by the side all the time tho. come to think of it his teeth are a bit onlg and pointy....
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:29, archived)
# hurray!
surely the winner
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:34, archived)
# ace!
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:37, archived)
# give that man a medal
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:47, archived)
# sort of related pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! slight wiff of cabbage, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:16, archived)
# very nearly an armful
(onemonkey, Fri 21 May 2004, 11:18, archived)
# It's very star wars round here today , and to celebrate I have given Anne bells palsy

(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:12, archived)
# what's worse
really posh people
or chavs
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:13, archived)
# Chavs.
Really posh people at least have some amusement value. And they don't steal your hubcaps.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:15, archived)
# You're supposed to alter the picture
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:13, archived)
# new...
a member for 274 days, 20 hours, 7 minutes and 43 seconds
has posted 1003 messages
of which 1 have appeared on the front page.
has posted 2 answers


fucksocks I missed the big 1000
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:21, archived)
# shit i've missed mine as well

fucksocks
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:24, archived)
# yeh only 7 and a half thousand posts ago
you are busy..
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:37, archived)
# Widdecombe I presume.
My MP is her flunky. I'm being represented by ANN WIDDECOMBE'S FLUNKY. He follows her around.
(I helped save b3ta! jhsinclair, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:14, archived)
# I saw her yesterday
she's getting rather....erm....droopy
(don't tell him Pike!!, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:15, archived)
# I saw Clare Short wandering around London.
Resisted the urge to shout "Hang Her" loudly.
(I helped save b3ta! jhsinclair, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:18, archived)
# Didn't one of the B3tans
shout 'cock off' at Tony Blair once?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:19, archived)
# haha
I hope someone did :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dobsky, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:21, archived)
# Really?
I wouldn't be surprised. The b3ta is mounting a take-over on the English language by the looks of things.
(I helped save b3ta! jhsinclair, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:22, archived)
# Apparently so.
I wish I'd seen it.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:24, archived)
# BZZZT... YOU... FUCKING... CHAV... BZZZT
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:08, archived)
# More kittens please.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! jhsinclair, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:09, archived)
# Here you go
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:11, archived)
# ouch!
Poor kitty :(
(Artimus, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:12, archived)
# Oh no.
How callous of you.
(I helped save b3ta! jhsinclair, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:12, archived)
# nooo
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:13, archived)
# hahaha
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Thu 20 May 2004, 12:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:13, archived)
# aw bless
hehehe (:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:15, archived)
# i hate chavs
woo
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:10, archived)
# cuntish aren't they.
Trisha fodder
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:14, archived)
# That program always damages my faith in humanity.
Such. Awful. People.
(I helped save b3ta! jhsinclair, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:16, archived)
# that's fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:10, archived)
# Nah! thats reet fuckin' wikid man, innit
whats your ICE?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:10, archived)
# pffft
But where are the alloys??
(Andre_66, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:13, archived)
# I say, marvellous Castor canadensis........
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:06, archived)
# ha ha ha!
great pic, great username
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:07, archived)
# woo
nicely done

tj: what is wrong with the world today?
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:08, archived)
# kids
mostly
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:08, archived)
# It's always the kids
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 20 May 2004, 12:09, archived)
# i am not a child
*checks*

no i'm not
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:11, archived)
# Thread jackers
and bandwagons
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:09, archived)
# You?
/wild guess
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:10, archived)
# oh
you're oh so naughty

:'(
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:11, archived)
# I am, too.
*titters*
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:14, archived)
# oh you
/waves handbag seductively
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:15, archived)
# *runs after Market Man, adopting that run that only girls can truly master*
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:18, archived)
# pffffft!
and have an extra pfffft for your username!

Fantastico
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:08, archived)
# That am woo!
Although I must admit I read the caption and thought "Thrush? That's not very complimentary."
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 20 May 2004, 12:08, archived)
# obsessed

still moist i see numnah
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:08, archived)
# Watashi?
See to the mote in thine own eye, my friend. Moist this morning, drier later.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 20 May 2004, 12:09, archived)
# fair enough

how be sunny glasgee
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:11, archived)
# hello mother

i have south parked you, but its on my home PC.
will mail it later
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:10, archived)
# Oooooooooh!
How woo! Thankee, sir :)
How do?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:11, archived)
# do fine thankee lady

just busy busy busy, on lunch break now.
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:12, archived)
# Is that a beaver?
The LSE's mascot is a beaver. Randy buggers the Webbs.
(I helped save b3ta! jhsinclair, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:08, archived)
# Pretty sunshine pic



previously
(guinea, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:06, archived)
# arrrrrrrggggghhhhh
*runaway*
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:07, archived)
# sniff sniff
Do I smell peas.....

mmmm peas..... *drool*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:07, archived)
# heh
your is ein vierdo
like edvard munch
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:08, archived)
# I dont know what that is
But for some odd reason it made me smile. Im inpired to paintmash now
(I helped save b3ta! Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:08, archived)
# eumphazard!
Here is my sunny pic
(devilstick, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:13, archived)
# Please troll
So I can post my new thing.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Thu 20 May 2004, 12:00, archived)
# We don't like trolls
or people who encourage them.



Was that a good enough effort?
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:01, archived)
# heh
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:01, archived)
# I would...
...but your mother is too much of a whore.
(I helped save b3ta! jhsinclair, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:01, archived)
# stop threadwasting
you fuck cunt bum-gay mother licker
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:01, archived)
# Ta
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Thu 20 May 2004, 12:01, archived)
# :'(
that still hurt my feelings

woo
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:02, archived)
# Trolling is not big,
nor is it clever.

The same goes for actively encouraging trolls. Please please please make a pretty sunshine picture. For me. It would cheer me up.

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:02, archived)
# Sorry hun
Shall I post another fluffy mash?
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Thu 20 May 2004, 12:04, archived)
# let me help :)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:05, archived)
# awww
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:06, archived)
# It would make me smile.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:06, archived)
# *sings Rhubarb And Custard theme to self*
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:03, archived)
# mp
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:05, archived)
# DER NER NER NERRRRR
DER NER NER NERRRR

DER DER DER DER DERRRRRR
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:06, archived)
# is that it.
that's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:05, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:05, archived)
# I want to post mine as well.
Shall we do it anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:01, archived)
# that shouldn't have made me laugh
but for some reson it did
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:05, archived)
# u r 50 unl33t ur
m@m@ suXX0r5 s@nt@5 C0XX0rs!

LOL APPLEROFLOFL!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:01, archived)
# you could always post it in this thread now
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:01, archived)
# Yea, I just did :)
Further up the thread
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Thu 20 May 2004, 12:03, archived)
# It's bootiful :)
Save it for Glen's inevitable return.
Oh how I love that one....
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:04, archived)
# Don't feed the trolls!
Please!
They only do it for the attention.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:09, archived)
# Enough already!
I get the message, and enjoy watching the trolls squirm when they don't get replies.

(and no, Market Man isn't a troll so I was not feeding him. as for Glen, people always reply to him anyway. Tell that message to them, not me)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:13, archived)
# You're a fucking threadwasting cunt!
Go to my new site, www.itsgreatanditwontcrashyourpchonestguvnor.com.

Troll-ish enough?

P.S. your not really a cunt, that was part of the act.

[edit: how come there's HTML in this message? I only typed the link as text. :¬/ ]
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:02, archived)
# SITE NOT WORK
U STUPDI
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Thu 20 May 2004, 12:03, archived)
# try it without the dot after com
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:05, archived)
# BTU THEIR IS NO DOT JUST A .
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Thu 20 May 2004, 12:21, archived)
# Autoresponse, innit
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:09, archived)
# It does it automatically.
The wonders of technology.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:09, archived)
# Gosh.
Think of all the keystrokes I could have saved myself...

*moisturises hands*
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:12, archived)
# well
what a tedious pile of crap this thread was
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:09, archived)
# I learnt something new,
so it wasn't a total loss.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:23, archived)

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