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#
(Skimo I got a front page 8 years ago, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:59, archived)
# who's that he's bumming?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:00, archived)
# I couldn't
decide so that's why I just left it as "the right people"
(Skimo I got a front page 8 years ago, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:03, archived)
# hah.
i first assumed it was patrick stewart, but then i thought 'no, that's just EVIL'
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:05, archived)
# Ha Ha
make is so number one.
(Gype, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:00, archived)
# I'm sure
there's a gag about number twos to be made there, but I can't think of it.

Wahey for Up The Arse Corner, though! Parp!
(Lapin, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:02, archived)
# Yeah,
thought about the "docking my shuttle in your Hanger" line but couldn't be arsed.
(Gype, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:08, archived)
# Go to warp 9?
He'll have to shake of the Klingons after that.

Oh for fuck's sake, I'm sickening myself with these execrable puns...
(Lapin, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:21, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:00, archived)
# ARF!!
top

fucking

notch
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:00, archived)
# hehehehehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:00, archived)
# *snicker*
so wrong, yet so funny.
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:01, archived)
# how rare!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:01, archived)
# I like the expression on his face
velly funny
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:01, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fantabulous
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:02, archived)
# I always thought he looked like my uncle steven
Shame on him!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:02, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:04, archived)
# who
's he?
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:04, archived)
# harhar
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:06, archived)
# hahahaha
so he's to blame for the atrocity? fuckinell why did they let him do ANOTHER film after the abominations of his previous ones?
whoever let him get the other side of the camera needs a good stomping on
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:06, archived)
# production values are good
the cast isnt bad.

its just theyve turned thunderbirds INTO FUCKING SPYKIDS....ARRRRRRRGH
(Icouldsleepforever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:08, archived)
# and they look gayer than a whole season of Graham Norton
what with them being caked in makeup and bright lipstick, whilst trying to act heroic
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:16, archived)
# His previous films ?
He's helmed some good films
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:19, archived)
# hahahahaha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:08, archived)
# is he
doing the Captains log?
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:25, archived)
# Woo to front page bumming
Make it so!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:46, archived)
# i just had to say...
hahahahaha

fooking great
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:31, archived)
# So.......
I knew about the train wreck of the movie but didn't know this guy was behind it. WHY? WHY? WHY was he permitted to ruin the classic Thunderbirds?

ME ANGRY!! MALTESE BIPPY SMASH!
(I helped save b3ta! themaltesebippy uses a sonic screwdriver to remove unsightly hairs, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:54, archived)
# Nice filename.
 
(Dr GUID, Tue 13 Jul 2004, 12:08, archived)
# it
usually works for me, too.
(babery was never here, Tue 13 Jul 2004, 17:25, archived)
# metallica have a new film apparently


click pic for big
(VashTheStampede http://www.b3ta.com/features/howtopoachanegg/, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:57, archived)
# you need to put
the new bassist in :P
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:59, archived)
# nevermind....
no, that was the joke, jason newstead got voted off
(VashTheStampede http://www.b3ta.com/features/howtopoachanegg/, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:00, archived)
# lol

(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:01, archived)
# bollocks
hence the some kind of monster 'ghost' in the background, man it looks shitty, it was such a great idea in my head.

(VashTheStampede http://www.b3ta.com/features/howtopoachanegg/, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:03, archived)
# my little sis got wasted with him
apparently he's a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:03, archived)
# I just
downloaded saw the upcoming EP. 12 friggin quid for ONE new song and live versions of old songs that were better on various bootlegs! And then they wonder WHY people don't buy CDs?
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:10, archived)
# Ya know
they all went thru group therapy.
That is being their new film.
Clicky (SFW)
(conspiracyx, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:29, archived)
# Stay away from her, you bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:56, archived)
# HAH HAH HAH!
fantasticular
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:57, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
i saw the subject line and snotted all over my monitor in anticipation of the pic

then when i loaded i snotted all over my monitor again
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:57, archived)
# hehehehe! PERFECT!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:57, archived)
# arf!
yay!

and go veggies! *puts out fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:57, archived)
# where's my flamethrower?
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:59, archived)
#

click fer widerererer
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:55, archived)
# I like that
a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:59, archived)
# Amongst the darkness
doth come the light.

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:03, archived)
# grrrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:50, archived)
# GAAAAAAH!
double dugatism & Beattiness
*brain overloads*
*BELM*
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:51, archived)
# ARF!
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:51, archived)
# 'kin ell
edit: scrolls down, aaah, erm, arf.
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:52, archived)
# *cries*
I don't like this game anymore...
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:52, archived)
# You have the alarm
and the spade

you are safe

*strokes furrys hair*

It will all be OK
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:53, archived)
# I am afeered.
On a brighter note (and a slight TJ) I just found a HUUUUUUUGE spider in my editor's mug when I went to make a coffee.

I hope it's a salmonella-carrying one or something.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:55, archived)
# with any luck
its eggs will end in your ed's lungs
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:57, archived)
# That would be ALL TEH BEST.
Unfortunately I didn't have time to look at its bits to see if it was a girl spider or a boy spider.* Can but hope, though.

*not entirely sure how I would tell, either.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:02, archived)
# If it's not
Just give me said editors name and address and I can always send something from my "special selection" (out of anthrax right now though)
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:58, archived)
# just remember the green spang code rule 1.
stop
look
listen
and spang with caution.
(I helped save b3ta! Taxman, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:57, archived)
# aww now see
YOU ARE MAKING TEH PEOPLE CRY!

There there.

*runs off to find extra-large boxes of tissue*
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:54, archived)
# *blows nose*
Snanks...!
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:58, archived)
# this is no time
for fwappage!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:58, archived)
# it's ALWAYS time for fwappage
silly. ;)
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:00, archived)
# in that case...

*fwappity fwap*
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:01, archived)
# *comforts*
there there, it'll be alright

I hope
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:54, archived)
# Wipe those tears away, duck.
How's tricks up there, in Scotland, where the wild things live?
(Lapin, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:54, archived)
# Fortunately no dugats, though (I hope).
When are you coming up, anyhoo?
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:57, archived)
# I don't have a clue what this Dugats business is all about.
But I do think it's funny...

I'm jaunting north in August, I think, gigs/ cash/ work permitting. Chris has even found an old mattress for me to sleep on, the little bobby dazzler.

So, August: prepare to be underwhelmed.
(Lapin, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:59, archived)
# Yay!
I'm away the last weekend in August though, so make sure it's beforehand.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:01, archived)
# Aight.
That's Notts gangsta for 'ok'.

Where you gwan?

That's Notts gangsta for 'where are you going?'

Bling bling is it.
(Lapin, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:05, archived)
# The Schouth of Schpain.
For me holliers, should be jolly. Sorry about not replying to your e-mail t'other day, btw, I am very disorganised.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:12, archived)
# Don't worry,
he's dressed as a Beattie, he can't hurt you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:55, archived)
# There there.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:56, archived)
# Hahaha
The number of gallant men who go to comfort a frightened girl...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:58, archived)
# Chivalry ain't dead.
It's just a little slow.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:00, archived)
# Awwwwww, look at it with it's liddle party hat & napkin
NOW FUCKING KILL IT!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:49, archived)
# NOooo
the fear cannot be killed!
(Balphaus, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:50, archived)
# indeed
see, he regenerates every time

i think sometime round the 500th time, the dugat's going to lose
(1, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:52, archived)
#
that was a statement of agreement, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:52, archived)
# _
That's an exciting post eppm!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:53, archived)
# CUNT*


*to quote munkt0n's reponse to the, oh so funny, blank message
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:54, archived)
# ahh the blank
message.... what's the point of you? I see it as being rather rude... is this a correct interpretation?
(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:59, archived)
# Not in my mind.
I see the blank message as a perfectly valid form of expression.

Imagine if you were down the pub with your mates. Someone showed you a picutre and your response was a stunned silence, for what ever reason.

Blank posts are (IMO) the equivalent of that. Quite a compliment at times.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:06, archived)
# AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!
run for the hills!

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:51, archived)
# RUN YOU FUCKS!!!!


with a woo yay to mictoboy!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:52, archived)
# haha
that is ace
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:54, archived)
# noo!
well, he's not dead.. he can't die.. as he is..


THE FEAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:54, archived)
# he has unsurpassed regenerative powers
he'll be back for revenge
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:55, archived)
# hahaha
aceness... full of dugaty goodness
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:55, archived)
# Shit
It's like in doctor who when one of them "dies" and generates into another one. This is truely a monumental moment in the history of b3ta, and although he was the personification of evil, perhaps a small moments silence should be observed. Especially as he has been replaced by the most hellish creation in the history of the world.

"And out of the darkness came the black shroud of hell."
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:56, archived)
# .
Couples Tombstone Generator

I wonder if it works....
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:14, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
*breathes*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:57, archived)
# where can i get..
.. the original dugat pic?
(Balphaus, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:13, archived)
# Why don't they ever tell it like it is?
It's strong
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:47, archived)
# I call him Bigby
(Pelle ghola, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:46, archived)
# woo!
and a yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:46, archived)
# Oohh
Luberly.

Does he/she/it have name?


(and more importantly, can he eat Dugats?)
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:48, archived)
# see title of the post...
(Pelle ghola, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:48, archived)
# "Hello Bigby!"

Now, does he eat Dugats? I'm getting rather desperate. Several are outside my window.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:52, archived)
# I don't know,
I've only ever seen him eating treebark, lard and the undead hordes...
(Pelle ghola, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:56, archived)
# Well, it's a start I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:57, archived)
# Woo
and he sort of has a clenched fist....*


*someone might know what I'm talking about
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:49, archived)
# ooooo indeed
i like it. very tim burton-y. woo!
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:49, archived)
# Woo to Bigby!
But blergh to neo-Stalinism. It's nothing more than jumped up post-Sharapovarism. And we all know what a bunch of bloody revanchists those fuckwits are...
(Lapin, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:50, archived)
# Once i thought of feckem i edited this
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:34, archived)
# you have a weird web browser
(1, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:40, archived)
# tee hee hee
'b33rta'
(I helped save b3ta! Taxman, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:40, archived)
# what the fuck is that browser?
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:42, archived)
# Web Browser 2004 Pro
...clearly =)
(I helped save b3ta! Taxman, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:43, archived)
# *slap*
don't get cheeky with me, boyo! =P
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:47, archived)
# ...sorry...
*gets back to shining shoes*
(I helped save b3ta! Taxman, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:51, archived)
# err... i'm not wearing shoes... nor am i wearing socks....
dear god! you're shining bone! BONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:52, archived)
# oh god!
...
...
*steals bone*

*makes piano keys*

*edit* thus, i win */edit*
(I helped save b3ta! Taxman, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:53, archived)
# noo! i can no longer walk!


..


but i can play!

*cheesey jazz music*
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:56, archived)
# and it all ended happily ever after.
...

or did it?

*ominous music*

buh buh BUUUUUUUHHHHH!!!111
(I helped save b3ta! Taxman, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:02, archived)
# I made it ages ago, i'm using normal one atm
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:44, archived)
# oooh, you made it
that makes it a bit better! =D
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:46, archived)
# Its rubbishy ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:46, archived)
# yeah, but it's not that bad if you made it
what did you code it in? VB, C++, delphi?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:50, archived)
# VB
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:55, archived)
# everyone always codes in VB
friggin' lightweights
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:57, archived)
# yep :)
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:58, archived)
# also explains
why google didn't know what i was talking about..
(I helped save b3ta! Taxman, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:47, archived)
# *sigh*
www.b3ta.com/board/3030259

so i see
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:47, archived)
# I edited it though, but it is the same filename
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:50, archived)
# it's like spot the
difference, without the differences :-P
(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:52, archived)
# Its the exact same url thats why
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:53, archived)
# oh,
in that case, my appologies.
(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:54, archived)
# not another
repost shirley?

oh dear, someone needs to make something new.
(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:50, archived)
# 3 months
to the day..
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:50, archived)
# that was april
so it's not that bad
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:51, archived)
# and it is edited
it used to be different
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:52, archived)
# What year did you make it?
2004?
(Ploot, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:48, archived)
# WOO YAY
If you press that 'refresh' button enough, the resolution on your monitor gets worse and the imgaes look blurry.
(fcknuts, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:48, archived)
# Separated at birth

in true Private Eye stylee
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:34, archived)
# Woo for this chins!
you just blew his secret identity he is really the banana man
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:35, archived)
# aye ; )
Mind you, for a superhero he is pretty shit at formula 1 driving.
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:37, archived)
# :P
damn Michael Schuspacka
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:38, archived)
# Hmm,
he should be banned for extreme goodness
:(
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:41, archived)
# you guys are lucky you don't understand his interviews
total wankbadger
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:43, archived)
# I take it you mean
the German language interviews.
He's often OK in the English ones, but was definitely approaching cuntism this weekend
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:37, archived)
# Ooh,
they were triplets!
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:38, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:38, archived)
# hang on...
quadruplets.

Any more massive-chinned weirdos out there??
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:40, archived)
# john kerry?
(1, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:40, archived)
# OK, yup
quintuplets...
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:43, archived)
# Jay Leno?
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:46, archived)
# I'll
have to take you word for it on that one.
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:47, archived)
# he the one on the right


*shudders*
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:57, archived)
# Coulthard is German.
I mean just look at him.

Scots my arse.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:39, archived)
# you have Scots in your arse?
;)
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:41, archived)
# doubt it
they are tight bastards
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:44, archived)
# heh heh
Too true
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:39, archived)
# they are one and the same
have you ever seen them together?
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:41, archived)
# They've never denied, either.


edit: it. Never denied 'it'.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:43, archived)
# Nay
never seen 'em together.
It's just like mild mannered Clark Kent and Superman ; )
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:44, archived)
# Hell Bent For Leather
(Ploot, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:32, archived)
# Feck, Arse, Drink Coca Cola!
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:28, archived)
# Pearoast?


Pepsi, not Coca Cola
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:29, archived)
# ^^
He is David Feckem
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:29, archived)
# Yah I know, but this is Feckem not Beckham
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:29, archived)
# No,
I understand. Have you posted this before?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:30, archived)
# Yeah it a repost from
last summer
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:31, archived)
# errrr... by last summer do you mean about a month or two back
because that's when i last saw it
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:35, archived)
# wait a sec, i check, i thought it was last summer...
Oh fcuksocks
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:36, archived)
# well if it was, you've certainly reposted it in the intervening period
your usernumber suggests that the last summer theory is unlikely... unless you have another account?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:38, archived)
# Yah, used to be something else
cant remember, then i was Mike89Eddy now i am ... me
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:40, archived)
#
glassco.cx/searchboard.cgi?q=feckem2 ;)
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:40, archived)
# lol
Maybe i did repost it a bit, my bad :(
wow even the same quote :/
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:42, archived)
# Jesus Cocking Christ!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:43, archived)
# I have a 3 day
memory span :/
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:45, archived)
# Nope...
I haven't

*holds up hands and shows he's hiding nothing*
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:32, archived)
# In that case, have one of mine.

Twas posted very late at night. Thought it deserved another trip round the block.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:32, archived)
# :P
atleast you didn't do a new thread like me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:33, archived)
# Heheheheh
Nicely pea-roasted!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:34, archived)
# Thank you.
It's a fine art.


/pearoastingbitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:35, archived)
# very nice
yay
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:38, archived)
# heh
gerls!
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:29, archived)
# Ooooh, bits of Topic came down my nose.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:30, archived)
# chocolate has no self-restraint.
pah.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:30, archived)
# I know.
I may be forced to write a stiffly-worded letter of complaint.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:32, archived)
# gizza bite of your Topic
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:33, archived)
# *guffaw*

/actual response!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:35, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:36, archived)
# You know what I'm going to say...
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:37, archived)
#
*bends over*
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:37, archived)
# SPONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:49, archived)
# HAHAHA
that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:40, archived)
# Relation to donky of shrek?
Woop to da hoopla!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:59, archived)
# haha
lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:34, archived)
#
(restlesstemp, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:26, archived)
# you
are weird
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:27, archived)
# Which reminds me of my "link du jour"
which tells you everything about b3ta you ever need to know.

www.b3ta.com/board/2537707
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:29, archived)
# You have the biggest back reference library in the world.
*fnaar*
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:31, archived)
# Oooo...
saucy.
(Lapin, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:31, archived)
# i havn't seen goat in a few weeks
without him around i wonder who becomes the grumpiest man on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:33, archived)
# /looks around
/shrugs
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:36, archived)
# He's in Ibiza or somewhere similarly ghastly.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:41, archived)
# thwat? olde engrish?
far too rubbish for it's own thread:

and almost embarrassing.
(speckled light malt vinegar, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:29, archived)
#
its
(restlesstemp, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:31, archived)
# the funniest thing you've seen in ages?
thanks,
didn't expect much praise for it actually. maybe it'll make the front page now....I'm off to buy a new suit to celebrate. yay. wwwwwooooo. (self woo)
(speckled light malt vinegar, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:41, archived)
# *Smiles.. nods
Slowly walks backwards
(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:28, archived)
# tut! tut!
baldy nut.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:29, archived)
# indeed....


loon
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:30, archived)
# Probably been seen before....
but thats the risk you take.

www.downsyndromedolls.com

I'll get my coat.. TAXI!!!!
(cyril spawned a monster, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:25, archived)
# Hehehehehehehe


nnnnggg


Hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:26, archived)
# I wished someone would make a strech-deacon
.
(cyril spawned a monster, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:27, archived)
# HAHAHA
GC, but always funny
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:28, archived)
# Seen it.
Its illegal to link to I heard?

(come on, I need some offencive t-shirt ideas)
(r3load, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:29, archived)
# "offensive t-shirt slogans are for cunts"
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:31, archived)
# hahahahahaahaha
winner
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:34, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:36, archived)
# So what the hell do you talk about in the pub?
Your feelings?

Poof.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:39, archived)
# Fuck off
You brainless hooligan


/stereotype

I don't like football so by default I must love teh cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:40, archived)
# Honestly, though,
what do you talk about in the pub?

Remove football and the average post-work drink would end in awkward silence within about 2 minutes. Football is the nation's social lubricant (at least before the beer starts working).
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:42, archived)
# I talk to the lovely ladies
and have heated discussions about music and other interesting stuff.

Edit:
The t shirt is based on the fact that someone asked me about the footie and even after I said I wasn't that intersted they still carried on. That's what annoys me. And cunts who try to talk about it when I;m trying to take a piss
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:43, archived)
# being well-rounded
is quite attractive to the ladies, so i hear. ;)
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:44, archived)
# *tries to work out whether that's an insult or niceness*
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:46, archived)
# complete niceness.
it gets boring when you try to have a conversation with someone who only ever rattles on about one subject.

viva le variety!
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:48, archived)
# Yay for you.
*hugs the pretty yank*
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:48, archived)
# *hugs*
i'm usually quite fluffy. takes a lot for me to get ticked off or snarky. ;)

edit: and thank you for the compliment... *blush*
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:50, archived)
# I can talk about computers and porn
Is that good enough?
(r3load, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:50, archived)
# see now
you might want to interject football into that mix, if only to round-out your geekiness. ;)
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:51, archived)
# I'm not geeky...
... Ok yes I am. But I hide it quite well.
(r3load, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:53, archived)
# There's always lively debate over which
Barmaid would have to have it. That can take up a whole hour depending on quality of barmaid(s).
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:47, archived)
# Indeed sir
and in Didcot ALL the barmaids love teh cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:48, archived)
# Really ?!
*plans night raid on Didcot*

In Bracknell, they all love teh Prams and free council houses. Slags.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:50, archived)
# Well, that too
But you have to get there before 7 o'clock, before they all get preggers
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:51, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I'll have a Loyalty Card one, thangyew. I hate it when they test my masculinity by asking me for one.

You should really learn to love football instead of teh cock. Tis nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:42, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:43, archived)
# hahahahahaha
now that i may just have to make.
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:44, archived)
# I'm making that as soon as I get the shirts
(r3load, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:46, archived)
# in that case, see also
www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/images/sexisttshirt.jpg
and www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/images/sexisttshirtFeelyour.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:49, archived)
# I like
Hope mum brought loadsa shirts.
(r3load, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:52, archived)
# let me know how
it turns out.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:53, archived)
# ..

(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:54, archived)
# or even simply
"Anal sex?
What a pain in the ass"
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:56, archived)
# Your a king.
MORE MORE!
(r3load, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:57, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:24, archived)
# Pfffffft!
Thats great!
(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:25, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:26, archived)
# Pffttt.....
I'd love to see the 'Christmas Tree Angel' at the top. Dirty Naturists....
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:26, archived)
# ouch
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:36, archived)
# This is brill
why ?

because it is, end of chat.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:29, archived)
# Woo 2 u!


That made me cackle it did!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:30, archived)
# haha!
Excellent

*Wipes coffesnot from face*
(its a bloody shambles, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:34, archived)
# a bit late to the game...
and a bit crap but thought i would share it as my first post ever.


*cringes and waits for the beatings*
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:22, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:23, archived)
# thanks! :D
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:30, archived)
# Tis woo!
*beats and waits for the cringes*
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:24, archived)
# verrily
and thrice times woo

*cringes to the beat and waits*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:27, archived)
# thanks you both kindly for the woos!
*beats someone to a cringe*
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:31, archived)
# Is that a Dugat in the window?


/paranoid.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:24, archived)
# you'll be needing
Badger's combined anti-dugat alarm and high performance spanging spade then (comes with free jaffa cake)

*offers*
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:28, archived)
# *grabs, gratefully*
How rude, thank'ee.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:33, archived)
# My pleasure
*returns sacred jaffa cakes to the safe*
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:34, archived)
# Ohhh, how much???
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:34, archived)
# Well, it depends
Do you want the spanging spade in Gold, White Gold or Platinum finish?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:37, archived)
# Hmmm.

Does it come with a 'honey mustard' finish?
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:50, archived)
# huzzah!!
more pictures
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:25, archived)
# you know
i just might share a few more. i doodle quite a bit during meetings, i should scan one in and share it. thank you :)
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:32, archived)
# Hurray!
I was also a late starter, and now I'm...still a bit of a crap late starter.

Woo for your room! Can I come round and have tea?
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:26, archived)
# Sorry
I think only orange people are allowed in.

(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:28, archived)
# why of course!
tea or coffee. though i tend towards the coffee myself. ;)
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:30, archived)
# yaaaaay
that's great
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:27, archived)
# *curtseys*
danke schoen. :D
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:32, archived)
#
bitte schön :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:38, archived)
# here's mine
(haberman is singing in the changes, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:27, archived)
# Sorry
I'm confused, was this a missed bandwagon?
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:28, archived)
# More of a project
b3ta-motel.ephrine.com/
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:30, archived)
# Yay for your room.
Welcome to here
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:27, archived)
# you've already made me feel very welcome indeed
:)
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:32, archived)
#
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:28, archived)
# *gasp*
*drinks*

ahhh. so much better. thank you!
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:33, archived)
# Got clean socks on today, too!
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:34, archived)
# hooray!
;D
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Genius kids of the future
By 2004, children will learn so much from educational television programmes that they will effortlessly understand even the most complicated of scientific theories and explain them to their parents in simple terms.

*MOD EDIT* For the love of kittens stop posting this. PLEASE.

PLEASE STOP POSTING THIS PICTURE.

I CAN'T STAND IT ANY MORE.

(Will my entry survive this time?)
(Looks like the answer is no. Moderated out again. See it here and wonder why.)
(Don Jaime, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:17, archived)
# aggghhhhh
*fetches spade*

*waits for assistance*
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:18, archived)
# if theres a-spanging to be done
i'll be the one overseeing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Taxman, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:19, archived)
# Fine, I just needed the impartial observer to ensure fair play
*swings back spade*

SPAAAAANNNNNGGGG
SPAAAAANNNNNGGGG

*takes deep breaths*

SPPPAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNGGGGG
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:24, archived)
# Spangee's reply
Thank-you. I feel much better now.
(Don Jaime, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:31, archived)
# S'OK
It's only cos I'm having a bad day. I'm mostly much more fluffy than this.

A good spang clears out the sinuses, I find.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:33, archived)
# Aggghhh
*waits for assistants*
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:20, archived)
# I saw it last time
Isn't this the 4th try now?
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:18, archived)
# Fourth try
It was only the third try with this picture. The other two got moderated out for presumed pea-roasting. I expect it's all my fault and it wasn't worth the effort, but it's my picture and I'll post it if I want to.
(Don Jaime, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:27, archived)
# Fuck,
after I've taken a fucking vow of fluffiness
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:19, archived)
# extraplulating circumstances!
go on 'ave 'em!
(haitch, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:20, archived)
# Go on rev
unfluff and turn green

go on, go on, go on


*stirs the shit then leaves...*
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:20, archived)
# You wouldn't like me...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:23, archived)
# hehe
i think* you look dead sexy




*in a very, very,very not at all bumgaysexy sort of way
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:27, archived)
# seconded
.
(I helped save b3ta! Taxman, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:33, archived)
# *hides*
(haitch, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:19, archived)
# I know that source pic
(Idid, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:19, archived)
# ... Or get fat watching Simpsons and soft, Channel 5, porn
TJ: I just brought these from a charity shop
www.flaxart.com/f/shopping/prod_detail/main.asp?Style=1&productID=4045&code=W2SD
I only have 7 colours though; Pink, Orange, Blue, Red, Yellow, Black and Green.
I've sent my Mum to buy me a few plain white, George @ Asda shirts. What do I draw?
(r3load, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:21, archived)
# a
cock!
(sbeck, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:22, archived)
# the slogan
"i photographed goatse and all i got was this lousey t-shirt"
(I helped save b3ta! Taxman, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:24, archived)
# Haha!
Maybe.
(r3load, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:25, archived)
# AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
get to fuck
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:23, archived)
# *Spangs kitten with a shovel*
*feels better*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:24, archived)
# No
But my entry will, bend over you fucking shit, and cop for this *inserts*
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:25, archived)
# Hahahahahaha

I have hardly been here all day and already seen it twice.

AND its shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:26, archived)
# did I miss something here
(1, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:27, archived)
# What you missed
Nothing that was worth wasting that much time on.
(Don Jaime, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:32, archived)
# Duck Off
(Spidge New sig needed, donations gratefully accepted., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:28, archived)
# 23 other people have just posted pretty much the same thing.
(1, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:33, archived)
# yes,
but I have had that picture waiting to be used, and I couldn't resist any longer.

EDIT: and did you count the replies?
(Spidge New sig needed, donations gratefully accepted., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:50, archived)
# Fluffy First Post?


First post - thought I'd try and get off to a good start by being fluffy....apologies for the excessive use of comic sans!

cowers in corner, shaking in a frightened newbie style
(shatterstar's motorbike doesn't like the rain, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:17, archived)
# woo horse!
yay comic sans!
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:18, archived)
# aww shucks
my first almost kind of woo yay....I feel all emotional....!
(shatterstar's motorbike doesn't like the rain, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:19, archived)
# It's not excessive
actually it is rather small...

Welcome, pull up a kitten, you never leave and all...
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:18, archived)
# should of been saying to the dog
"just because you were born in the barn...!"



woo for first image
(haitch, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:18, archived)
# Aaaaah, the cuteness...
Welcome, pull up a shop, you'll never kitten etc.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:19, archived)
# Cripes!
A message from Furry Numnah! I feel honoured....*curtseys* :-)
(shatterstar's motorbike doesn't like the rain, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:20, archived)
# ?
*bemused*

Well, I do try. More pics with ponies in 'em, I say.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:24, archived)
# Apologies...
I've been a bit of a lurker...so to my poor underworked brain, you're all almost celebrities!
(shatterstar's motorbike doesn't like the rain, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:25, archived)
# pah
they *heart* you
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:26, archived)
# I'm sure they *heart* you too, dear.
Please don't apologise, shatterstar, my gigantic ego is heartily pleased. And a pony pic!
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:28, archived)
# What more could you want
from a Monday afternoon?
(shatterstar's motorbike doesn't like the rain, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:31, archived)
# creep ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:29, archived)
# I can creep round you too..
...if you're scared of feeling left out?
(shatterstar's motorbike doesn't like the rain, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:32, archived)
# ooh go on then
can you give my shoes a quick polish while you're down there?

Ta
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:37, archived)
# Arf.
diligently polishes shoes
(shatterstar's motorbike doesn't like the rain, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:41, archived)
# thank you : )
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:47, archived)
# That's lovely,
fluffy and hairy too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:19, archived)
# afternoon new person!
stop cowering... though you've got the right idea about keeping your back to the wall, afterall super[]moore* isabout

wooyay, welcome aboard

*GAY for ME my arse
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:20, archived)
# Hmm.....
So if he asks me to pick the soap up out the shower I should decline then???
(shatterstar's motorbike doesn't like the rain, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:21, archived)
# No, *my* arse,
that's the point.

Incidentally, do you get the reference of the capitalisation?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:22, archived)
# Your arse is a point?
Does that make finding jeans that fit rather difficult?
(shatterstar's motorbike doesn't like the rain, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:24, archived)
# Very droll.
Is your name taken from the famously stroppy X-Force member btw?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:27, archived)
# Indeed
For I am also famously stroppy...or strappy...(but only on Wednesdays).
(shatterstar's motorbike doesn't like the rain, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:28, archived)
# don't cower ...
be bold, be brave, but most of all be fluffy !
(scooby loo, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:20, archived)
# A lovely image
welcome
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:21, archived)
# Thankyou!!!
considers asking Koit for his autograph....
(shatterstar's motorbike doesn't like the rain, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:23, archived)
# I don't do autographs
for I am only a torso
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:27, archived)
# Sorry to hear that...
Have you not trained your nipples to hold a pen yet?
(shatterstar's motorbike doesn't like the rain, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:29, archived)
# They're busy knitting
so no, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:34, archived)
# Then
how do you smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:30, archived)
# Quite lovely actually
just had a nice shower

/koit true fact
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:35, archived)
# yaaaaay
welcome

and thanks for the fluffiness
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:25, archived)
# very fluffy
well done kid, your first post. Let us celebrate with pie!

(castor troy, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:49, archived)
# mmmmm
pie.
(shatterstar's motorbike doesn't like the rain, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:08, archived)
# Another rush
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:16, archived)
#
(restlesstemp, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:13, archived)
# that would've looked better
if you'd saved it as a gif
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:15, archived)
# ??
you made me laugh and be confused at the same time. yay for random use of 'skeletor' and 'train'
(haitch, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:15, archived)
# and for the use of ...
"old fanny whistle"

But is it a whistle for old fannies or just a fanny whistle that's old????
(sbeck, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:17, archived)
# nothing like
logging back in to the words "startled cockshiner"

That am made my day. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:16, archived)
# reminds me of the kind of things you could do with MixMaster when it was still around
www.grack.com/news/MixmasteronWebsites.html
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:19, archived)

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