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# Maybe it should of been bush......*shrugs*


(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:24, archived)
# argh!
The Shannen Doherty eyes! The Shannen Doherty eyes! The Shannen Doherty eyes! The Shannen Doherty eyes! The Shannen Doherty eyes! The Shannen Doherty eyes! The Shannen Doherty eyes! The Shannen Doherty eyes! The Shannen Doherty eyes! The Shannen Doherty eyes!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:26, archived)
# fwap?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:39, archived)
# do one with Bush
seeing as his Grandad financed Hitler
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:26, archived)
# cripes!
and it's "should HAVE been", not "should of"...
/pedant, pedant, pedant pedant pedant!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:26, archived)
# that is one of my biggest grammar hates
should of
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:31, archived)
# seamless
artifacts

woo
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:27, archived)
# I am SO sorry
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:17, archived)
# very good.
Should say (without ramps)
but woo.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:23, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:32, archived)
# invented purely for the amusement of b3tans:
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:16, archived)
# .
erm
argh teh cock teh cock teh cock teh cock teh cock teh cock teh cock teh cock teh cock teh cock teh cock teh cock teh cock teh cock teh cock teh cock teh cock teh cock

Credit where credit's due tho
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:17, archived)
# Repost...
...oh, hang on. Hahahahahahahaha!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:17, archived)
# Ahem
Cite sources!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:18, archived)
# Errr.....
I've only just come in, but haven't I seen that before....

edit: Hahahah - Now I see!

TJ: Whats the name of that Muppet Song that goes ' Mer ner mer ner'.. and does anyone have it? It's been going round in my brain all day.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:18, archived)
# original is
an FP
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:19, archived)
# That was done by someone else...
and that person would be....?

*cough*baby wet ones*cough*
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:21, archived)
# scroll -->
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:21, archived)
# Yay!!!
ta muchly!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:22, archived)
# save all your love for Google
(searched "muppet song doo" -- I can't believe it worked)
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:24, archived)
# Ahhh....
I tried 'mer ner mer ner'...

Google is only human, after all!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:29, archived)
# you should have made it pop out
when the eyes did...


but woo anyhoo :)
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:19, archived)
# True
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:23, archived)
# Yep.
More realistic that way - always the same with the ol' "Bellows in ear" trick. They haven't let me back into Sainsbury's since...
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:25, archived)
# hahahah
i caught that c0ck at the last second. no pun intended
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:57, archived)
# Inspired by earlier posts, and other peoples Woganshops
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:08, archived)
# Hoorah!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:10, archived)
# that's the one
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:11, archived)
# Retro TJ
www.tcnet.net/pinecones/1974/page7434.jpg

I'm a bit scared of Wayne Knuckles

.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:11, archived)
# look
at Gary Sh&*^shers top
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:13, archived)
# I saw that.
he looks like a girl. teehee



\coat
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:14, archived)
# I love
your username...


*Flirts hoping tis girl
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:15, archived)
# fuck off you homonid
I may have long hair, but I'm not gay.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:17, archived)
# You calling me a homonid
with a name like that.


Look if you have long hair you'll look the same from behind
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:22, archived)
# I can't verify that.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:28, archived)
# you need a mirror on a stick
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:35, archived)
# you know, I think you're right.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:44, archived)
# Woo
TJ: Tedious is appearing on Radio 4 shortly. Tune in now!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:13, archived)
# What's teh frequency?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:14, archived)
# 92-95 fm
you haven't missed anything yet
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:19, archived)
# why is he going to be on the radio?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:21, archived)
# he's responsible for
www.preparingforemergencies.co.uk/

cabinet office have asked him to take it down
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:24, archived)
# aha..
i had a feeling it was that :)
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:27, archived)
# Kenneth?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:23, archived)
# STOP HIGHJACKING MY THREAD
and appreciate my image.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:15, archived)
# Ju *vill* appreciate my IMAGE!!!!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:25, archived)
# ahhahahhaah!!11!one!exclamation markoneoneone
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:26, archived)
# arf!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:14, archived)
# Nicely Woganshopped.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:18, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgggggggh!
The inquiry never did understand the true sinister nature of the shape of the shute

(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:07, archived)
# Great wiggle marks!
Woo.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:08, archived)
# argh
the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:09, archived)
# He should have read the signs
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:12, archived)
# Amazing what you find...
...on a Google Image search. These are some crazy "Forren" guys who like writing on ceilings (translated, obviously):

(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:02, archived)
# is that sweat patch shopped?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:04, archived)
# No, it's hummus
(at least it smells like it)
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:05, archived)
# Nope.
The only thing shopped is the text. Ewww!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:05, archived)
# He was carrying a pizza
under his pit.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:05, archived)
# Ooh. Sweaty
Here's Jesus with a baby crocodile.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:08, archived)
# Very good indeed.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:11, archived)
# Hehehehehehe
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:11, archived)
# ...
Anyone else smell sulphur?



P.S. woo
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:13, archived)
# *rapturous applause*
Oh, and hello, everyone, back from France. Woo and yay and all that.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:13, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:59, archived)
# That's no Sieve!
etc etc...

p.s. woo
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:01, archived)
# dont be so silly
that clearly is a sieve.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:04, archived)
# woah woah!
be sieve-el at least
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:06, archived)
# owch
it hurts please stop. the punage the punage.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:07, archived)
# ........
The strain's just too much
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:10, archived)
# i'm not sure
it looks more like a tea strainer.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:06, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:56, archived)
# most woo
"Not for oral use" warnings came to mind.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:58, archived)
# Pffft
If causes irritation then check you've got the right hole
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:06, archived)
# ooohhhh
me urethra
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:08, archived)
# Franklin?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:11, archived)
# ha ha
haven't heard anyone say that for a while!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:15, archived)
# Your out of my head now

quick and shit
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:54, archived)
# always better out
woo!

(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:55, archived)
# aye better out than in
Night all
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:58, archived)
# nytol
from me too
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:03, archived)
# unshopped
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:53, archived)
# caption
They didn't TASTE like roofies!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:54, archived)
# Ha ha.
I'm sure thats what I'd be saying if I new who or what roofies is/are/were
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:57, archived)
# roofies
are rufedrin, the "date rape" drug that people (men) use to make their dates (women) pass out and such. evil.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:59, archived)
# we use rohypnol here
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:01, archived)
# uh... who exactly is "we"...?
[backs away slowly]
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:04, archived)
# yes
who indeed?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:07, archived)
# we as a nation geneally prefer to use rohypnol
if we're 'off out on the rape'.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:16, archived)
# yeah
use Bacardi like the rest of us you sicko!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:14, archived)
# some kind of
mind altering tablet i presume
probably teh american
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:01, archived)
# Could somone please shop him
a neck?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:06, archived)
# DiCaprio?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:01, archived)
# meh, almost works lol, credit to baby wet ones for the original


edit: just noticed the eyes have gone transparent, ah well you can live with it

Original by Baby Wet Ones
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:47, archived)
# maybe half one o' the cogs to shorten it?
:)
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:48, archived)
# TJ
Quickie: who's good for cheap 512kb broadband?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:54, archived)
# Your Mum?*

'noon


*may not be true
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:55, archived)
# blueyonder
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:55, archived)
# Tiscali
 
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:55, archived)
# tiscali
are evil bastards.
good luck when you try to cancel, mate...
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:01, archived)
# Zigackly
they are teh cnuts.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:03, archived)
# Tiscali are Satan
I'm currently taking them to court
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:02, archived)
# woo to you
I didn't have to, but may dragons lay eggs in their thrush cream.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:09, archived)
# Plusnet
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:56, archived)
# This is the right
answer. Plusnet are very good, in my experience.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:02, archived)
# i like plusnet too
though they took a while to shift my address, they are very good with support and other stuff like webspace, MySQL, P2P sharing etc
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:13, archived)
# you can share mine for free*
*by free, i of course mean bumsex
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:56, archived)
# Pipex
are supposed to pretty cheap. 17 quid I think.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:56, archived)
# Yeah, I'm pretty sure they could afford it.
You'll have to kick Mr Townshend off the computer, though...
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:57, archived)
# pffft
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:58, archived)
# but pete's *still* "researching" his book, no?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:59, archived)
# I think he's working on the "director's cut" now.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:00, archived)
# starring fresh jewish boys?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:09, archived)
# Okay, onwards and upwards...
www.quitebad.com/2004/racialism/index.html

If I don't get a woo then I'll post up some deeply upsetting stuff ;)
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:46, archived)
# quitebad
did you reverse the rathergood name?

just curious.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:47, archived)
# I'm a big fan of Joels stuff...
But I'm Satirical. But there is definitely a nod there, yeah.

Edit: Your mong song is truly disturbing...
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:48, archived)
# I blame Jonti
it was his idea to film it.

I was simply sitting on the sofa humming to myself...
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:53, archived)
# Heh...
I've seen team lazer explosion too...

You guys must seriously have strange things in the old pipe on sunday afternoons... :D
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:54, archived)
# mong song?
ning, please share this mongage, Im in the super pc land of the Swiss an takin the piss outta people is kinda frowned on here
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:16, archived)
# that'd be
doogrehtar, wouldn't it?

/smartarse
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:49, archived)
# Ooh!
[registers name]
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:50, archived)
# molvik is already taken
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:50, archived)
# nice edit
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:52, archived)
# curse my ogre size digits
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:01, archived)
# i think www.at3b.com is free too
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:50, archived)
# No,
I've registered that aswell :p
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:52, archived)
# No you haven't !
:P
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:05, archived)
# ressotouyefilgnikcufateg
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:51, archived)
# be fluffy you cunt!
erm... backwards
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:53, archived)
# Footy is quite good, actually.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:56, archived)
# Flaminglion
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:45, archived)
#
bloody tigers


woo too yoo
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:46, archived)
# blimey!
how rare :)
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:47, archived)
# ooooh
woooooooo :D
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:57, archived)
# Sponging yay!


A little old subject matter .... I did this ages and always thought i'd have time to make it better. Bah.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:43, archived)
# I want one :)
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:44, archived)
# war' s.hell
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:38, archived)
# Oooof!
Nice
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:40, archived)
# hahahah!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:40, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:40, archived)
#
"well son, for you to have stayed all this while shows how big your nuts are."
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:41, archived)
# hahaha
crackin'
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:41, archived)
# *shell shocked*
woo
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:43, archived)
# arf!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:44, archived)
# pffft
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:44, archived)
# arf!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:46, archived)
# oh, the humanity!


woot!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:46, archived)
# Pfft!
groan
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:48, archived)
# Haha....
... fantastic.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:04, archived)
# hehehehe
hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:29, archived)
# what a movie
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:35, archived)
# arf
arfarf

arf
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:39, archived)
# Honk!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:44, archived)
# bark
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:46, archived)
# Look what I found in the garden
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:35, archived)
# Argh!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:36, archived)
# kill it! or send it to mrandmrswheatley
and theyll kill it for you
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:36, archived)
# Isn't that the same thing?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:44, archived)
# you should have
a pow wow with mr. wheatley
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:42, archived)
# urgrgrhrhrh
*soils self*
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:43, archived)
# giz a kiss
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:52, archived)
# hehehe
i think he's a bit gorgeous (:
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:00, archived)
# Is that the new baddie from starwars 3?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:12, archived)
# They'll never finish!


The Human Race and Man's endeavour to be the #1 in the world are races that will
never be complete ... and we're not talking about the Greek contractors building the
Olympic Bridge. Sometimes you just need a little helping-hand from the right guy ...

Get training for 2004!

..
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:35, archived)
# I CAN SEE HIS WILLY!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

*goes back to work*

Edit: Not sure about the rest, but Baseball? American Football (called simply *shudder* Football)? Even more reasons not to watch the sodding Olympics...
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:38, archived)
# You're
supposed to click on the link...
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:39, archived)
# "Grip the shaft as hard as you can, little one."
Hahaha, classic!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:41, archived)
#

(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:41, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:44, archived)
# O_O
s'wude
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:01, archived)
# I like how it abandons sports commentary midway through
in favor of puerile jokes. Them's priorities.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:45, archived)
# what's a clusterfuck?
my hands smell of pizza
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:46, archived)
# I think you answered
your own question.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:48, archived)
# t'interweb
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:34, archived)
# hehe, wooo
what a nice font...
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:43, archived)
# For manic and Stacker


If anyone thinks it's too large let me know and I'll link it
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:30, archived)
# hehehe
cool

woo etc.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:31, archived)
# Cherie looks like she's going to lose her head
but it's woo!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:32, archived)
# splendid!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:32, archived)
# Heh
I thought that read 'PISCO BLAIR'
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:34, archived)
# i'm guessing
Ewans at the bar drinking hevily then
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:34, archived)
# bah that's nothing
I thought it was crisco air.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:37, archived)
# can anyone help...
does anyone know of a free animated-gif creator app?

Sick of downloading progs that clim to do it only to find they were lying.

(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:36, archived)
# In theory
the gimp does it. I've never tried the gimp though.
There is also microsoft gif animator and a freeware gif optimiser, linked to from this useful list:
www.gimber.co.uk/content/freeware/
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:40, archived)
# ...
thanks dude/dudette
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:52, archived)
# watch out
it's pretty shit if you're used to using normal programs
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:56, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
top-notch!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:38, archived)

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