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#
(Indole Ring, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 10:18, archived)
# Hahahahaha.
The miracle of the Holy Tat.

'Ning all

(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 10:21, archived)
# das ist scary
(Angry Pierre likes his Guinness, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 10:23, archived)
# that's very
good! It works well.
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 10:26, archived)
# Very woo!
Now animate it.
(JPaddy, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 10:43, archived)
# It's a miracle all right,
a miracle anyone could be bothered clipping that out....

works well tho, dunnit!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 10:45, archived)
# woo!
very nice
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 10:53, archived)
# Excellent.
indeedy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 11:24, archived)
# *yawns* *scratches arse* *prepares bacon butties*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 10:04, archived)
# form a queue people, i only have enough bacon for 4 of you.


i think there's a box of frosties for the veggies/sugar junkies, but no milk. no spoons either.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 10:06, archived)
# do I win bacon?
(Angry Pierre likes his Guinness, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 10:09, archived)
# so long as your e-mail accepts pork transfer,
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 10:16, archived)
# gah
bugger that then
(Angry Pierre likes his Guinness, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 10:20, archived)
# i just had this strange image
of a BT engineer clearing the telegraph poles of bacon rind.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 10:23, archived)
# Nah...
They have an automatic system for that. Chops still have to be cleared by hand, though.
(Cheredenine - Git orf moi laaaaand..., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 10:27, archived)
# Hehe,
that was brilliant :)
([sic] You're ad here?, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 10:09, archived)
# 'ning
*sips tea*
(Angry Pierre likes his Guinness, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 10:07, archived)
# What what?


Preys on eloquent conversation and small rodents.
(I helped save b3ta! Snapper "That's what she said" - retort of the week, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 8:52, archived)
# What Ho!
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(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 9:10, archived)
# ding
dong!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 10:03, archived)
# Today I pack
Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 9:14, archived)
# yes
huzzah and back to blighty
(mitch, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 9:19, archived)
# When you get back to the city of the airport
buy loads of those Chairman Mao watches...you'll make a killing back here!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 9:22, archived)
# I'm in 'the city of the airport' o_0
But those are only sold in tourist traps and I've just not been to any recently :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 9:23, archived)
# 'Ning old chap!


*relurks*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyCanary as Ann B. Davis as Alice, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 9:17, archived)
# I say what a rather spiffing fellow
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 9:33, archived)
# hahahaha
i love that.


and it looks exactly like my sister's dog too.
(I helped save b3ta! Matt-tastic-centric, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 9:39, archived)
# His name is Smokey
and he is somewhat fatter thesedays :)

This is him in his athletic youth:
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 9:51, archived)
# That's lovely,
I like V much. Excellent choice of bow tie, too!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 10:48, archived)
# have a small rodent
www.anomalies-unlimited.com/OddPics/Images/Arbit.jpg
(osiem, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 10:01, archived)
# Good Sunday Morning!
(b3ta2, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 8:17, archived)
# Seattle?
ning/night
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 8:26, archived)
# A
load of arseholes on bikes in London,now theres irony as there are mostly arseholes on bikes in London.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 9:37, archived)
# is that london?
(Angry Pierre likes his Guinness, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 10:11, archived)
# Looks like
Paris to me
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 10:23, archived)
# even better
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 10:57, archived)
#

Na... na na na... na!
(Fu, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 7:20, archived)
# Ku
Ru
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 7:27, archived)
# FP!
L£@@0$ 4 A1l!!1!11!
(Alfinch With wisdom comes owls, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 8:48, archived)
# Seeing as I appear to have woken up drunk...
...that acutally makes sense to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 9:06, archived)
# I don't like him.
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(MrBeansHoliday, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 6:04, archived)
# God helps us all if that happens :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 7:34, archived)
# i've been working on an unintentionally gloomy animation.
-she- hasn't been returning my calls, and generally i've been a bit fucked lately. i need the kind of cheering up beer can only temporarily bring. help me out.
fill in this picture here as you wish.

i'm so emo rofl.
-goes to sleep-
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 5:55, archived)
# Emo you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 6:13, archived)
# yes. and yay to that pic.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 6:14, archived)
# yay indeed!
(Angry Pierre likes his Guinness, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 10:02, archived)
# 'kit.
going to bed.
night.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 6:35, archived)
# night
feel better/find booze

edit: ah, but you have booze.
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(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 6:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 7:34, archived)
# This^^
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 7:35, archived)
# Is that
Svenno?!
(Pseudonym, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 7:36, archived)
# "the original happy emo"
Svennno
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 7:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 10:04, archived)
# I got back from Tokyo a few weeks ago
While I was there I went to Mandarake, the big multi-story comics'n'porn'cartoons'toys place. In one little store, they were selling these plastic 100-yen (about a dollar) bags of toys. Kind of like a 50-cent mixture of lollies, but they were random toys.

Intrepidly I purchased four of these grab-bags of unknown used toys.

Today I finally got around to opening them. Come with me, as we explore the horror.



Here I am throwing up the horns for size-reference:



These are the first toys I encountered. Innocent and rather dull. There's a megaman character in there, Donald Duck, Godzilla, Hello Kitty. The usual suspects.



The first signs of a larger conspiracy. These six chaps were spread out among the four bags. They have slightly different faces, and all have a hook for a right hand.



When I discovered these next items, my mind truly buckled. You have to understand, these toys were for kids. This was not an adult store. And yet here was Big Dick and the Penis Gang, right before me.





I have no words.





Notice the dirt on most of the toys. I suspect they were fished from a rubbish dump. Perhaps buried because of a curse and/or hex?





Identical fish. Hollow. Lots of 'em.







And finally the centerpiece. The macabre army of undead dolls.



I particularly like these crawlers.



Queen Pinky.



I can see you...





As anyone would be in that situation, I was compelled to arrange the dolls into semi-religious imagery.



The full mythos.



I wish I had brought more now. 100 yen per bag! Awesome.

Anyway, I have no idea what do with all/some of these things, so if you any suggestions please share them.
(denee, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 5:24, archived)
# Haha what on Earth?!
That's great stuff
(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 5:31, archived)
# It looks like a huge hoard of the weird shit you get free with drinks
at 7eleven. The stuff that isn't painted, is a collectible to waiting to be painted.
モスコシ means mos cosi - no idea. maybe a moss machine? moth machine, mouth thingy? ~eek
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 5:35, archived)
# I care about your shit.
But I wouldn't have if you hadn't made the mosaic. And penises are always welcome here
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 5:33, archived)
# Also random fish in large numbers
(Alfinch With wisdom comes owls, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 8:43, archived)
# Haha.
Those kewpie dolls are creepy! I like the picture of them all arranged.
(ladycat, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 5:46, archived)
# Kewpie what now?
Is that what they're called?
(denee, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 6:07, archived)
# Frontpage it!
NOW!!

Edit -- suggestion for use:

If you have a car, superglue them to the dashboard so they're visible both to you and to anyone who walks past your car. (I have actually seen cars like this).
(Indole Ring, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 6:47, archived)
# nice
make a mobile
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 7:03, archived)
# I'll tell you what...
Post me one or two of the standing kewpie dolls and maybe an orange headed smiling freak and I'll take them on a tour of Wellington, New Zealand and post the pics on b3ta.

I'll even pay postage if you're keen.

mod edit - as it's later in the day and you've gone to bed, I removed your email - you'll get spammed otherwise.
(ryloth, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 7:22, archived)
# I could walk them to you
Hey, I'm from Wellington too! Crazy.

Small world, huh?
(denee, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 7:25, archived)
# Very crazy.
I'm on Cuba Street and serious. :)

Email me if you keen to post me one, I think it deserves a tour of the city. :)
(ryloth, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 11:32, archived)
# Okie dokie
I've lost your email address though, sorry! Email me at timdenee at paradise .net .nz

Don't really mind if that one gets spammed, it's a throw-away account.
(denee, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 11:34, archived)
# Haha!
I like the random foreign toys. Truly bizzare!

Those penises (penii?) look angry for some reason. And as for the doll with the blue head...
(I helped save b3ta! Snapper "That's what she said" - retort of the week, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 7:35, archived)
# I like how you've arranged them.
Good find, that man.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 8:02, archived)
# fantastic!
woo! yay!
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 9:06, archived)
# ^^ This
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 9:21, archived)
# This stuff is awesome
and some beautifully arranged photography - make a comic adventure feature with them with a gaint battle scene like in Lord of the Rings.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 9:42, archived)
# and giant penises
instead of trees or something
(Angry Pierre likes his Guinness, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 9:58, archived)
# Nice find.
You could make some kind of stop-motion epic where multicoloured penises have to fight off herds of undead babies, their only weapons being round sumo wrestlers that can be dropped from the sky like the Concrete Donkey in Worms. Oh, and they could ride fish.
(The Worminator I have discovered that Quavers are nice, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 10:27, archived)
# What?
ANOTHER one? Haven't we seen enough stop-motion epics where multicoloured fish-riding penises have to fight off herds of undead babies, their only weapons being round sumo wrestlers that can be dropped from the sky like the Concrete Donkey in Worms.

I ask you... there's no originality any more! ;)

*In fact, likes the idea of the movie, but is jellus he'd not thought of it first*
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 10:38, archived)
# GIVE ME DRbGS


Have a luvverly early morning post

Listening to Sonik Death right now - I wish I had some baxtard drBgs apart from bl0ody be3r.
(mymblex, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 5:04, archived)
# no
*Slaps*

night all!
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 5:08, archived)
# *Takes point* *Goes away*
never to come back, until maybe a month's time

I've been looking at this yastard thing for about half an hour
(mymblex, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 5:27, archived)
# Fish for dinner?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:48, archived)
# awwwh a beattie at bedtime
how nice of you =)

night everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:49, archived)
# G'nite.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:50, archived)
# Zarniwoop
Spelt Zarniwoop

Signed
A. Pedant
(mymblex, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 5:19, archived)
# knit
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:51, archived)
# But it's dinner tiem?
Ok ok, so I'm on the west coast of NA and off your dials.
Night, to all and sundry over there. Muu! too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 5:06, archived)
# *fish fish fish fish fish*
fish, i mean woo!
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:50, archived)
# that's rather lovely
i'm off to bed, sweet dreams everyone
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:54, archived)
# g'night
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 5:02, archived)
#


although it is 4:40
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:36, archived)
# Yes, good morning to you too.
A very good one for me because it's my birthday, yay.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:37, archived)
# happy birthday
*forgets card*
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:38, archived)
# ha ha
i like how you made the effort
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:41, archived)
# *sings Happy Birthday To You*
*but with the infantile "squashed bananas and stew" words*

*giggles and runs off, coming back with a jaffa cake wrapped in paper tied with a bow*
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:39, archived)
# happy birthday!
*waits to find out how old catfish is so s/he can be spanked that many times*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:40, archived)
# huzzah!
cake for all!

happy birthday
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:40, archived)
# Have a Jaffa Cake.
Hippo Burfdai!
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:41, archived)
# shit we got the same presents!
wait.. that's no bad thing
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:42, archived)
# Went for a meal the other day, at a local carvery.
Good steak with jaffa cake cheesecake for afters.

Who'd of thunk it, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:44, archived)
# THEY CARVED YOU A CHEESECAKE?!!
People, we have a new god.
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:46, archived)
# Shhhhhhh, not again, for Bob's sake.
I had people following me for ages after the last time. They kept getting under the carpet and everything. Very not good, I can tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:48, archived)
# *checks under carpet for cheesecake*
*finds none*



*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:50, archived)
# Probably a good thing really.
It gets all squishy and knackers the pile.

As for the smell.....
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:51, archived)
# mmmm
tangy
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:53, archived)
# Happy birthday!
Hope you have a lovely day :-)
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:42, archived)
# happy b-day
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:46, archived)
# YAY! for birthdays!
congratumolationations!
(I helped save b3ta! deject one time dreamt that he was involutarily digesting, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 5:06, archived)
# nighty morning
ningfternoon


ya know what...

HAPPY DAWN =)
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:37, archived)
# it is not happy
it hates me
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:42, archived)
# *cuddle*
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:43, archived)
# ta
*frets quietly*
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:46, archived)
# night
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:38, archived)
# Good night!
/slips into bed too
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:43, archived)
# this is why i animate and not draw
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:12, archived)
# that's not a very good reason
but it is a very good picture, full of delicious randomness
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:13, archived)
# well i like it
reminds me a little of that cereal fish neville drew
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:16, archived)
# i thought i'd do something completely different and original*
which was to draw with the eraser on a black-filled canvas.

*probably not 100% true
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:19, archived)
# i still like it
like your mum
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:23, archived)
# ta
:)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:27, archived)
# You could
always remove your arms before turning into a funny puddle,
then use the arms to add the funny puddle to the bee side
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:18, archived)
# wiser words
have never been spoken
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:19, archived)
# i was dying to know what you'd say in your reply.
i can safely say my expectations are completely satiated.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:21, archived)
# i firmly believe you should try your hand at writing mills & boon novels
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:24, archived)
# they're shit
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:26, archived)
# this is rather my point
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:30, archived)
# I'm going
to write my own book anyway. It'll be called "It is cold underneath the duck"

Probably
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:31, archived)
# but what if it isn't
you could be sued for false advertising
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:32, archived)
# Possibly
But then I'd run. Run fast. Away!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:33, archived)
# A friend of mine wants to title his autobiography:
"Birds and their tits".

Does that count as crass hummus?
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:35, archived)
# your plan is flawless
- write book
- leave nation in confused disarray
- run

alas i dont forsee any "profit"
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:35, archived)
# IL FAIT FROID SOUS LA CANARD!
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:33, archived)
# 74% more sexy!
mills and boon await
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:34, archived)
# let them wait
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:43, archived)
# it better not be cold in bed
because that's where i'm going now

night people
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:33, archived)
# nighty night dearie!
i hope the sky is as freakishly aquamarine as it is here just down the road from you :P
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:36, archived)
# it's rather misty here for some reason
although i can make out a cloud which looks just like a trout
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:39, archived)
# that would definitely be one way
to reduce the seemingly endless amount of them in our nation's charity shops.

ya know, i reckon it could be a new fuel source... nobody actually reads them and there's at least an entire wall full of them in any charity shop you go into
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:27, archived)
# Slowly she unzipped her fungus turret before sliding....
her hand into the ripe trout and tickling his nose with the ostrich feater clenched between her teeth.
"Gosh you are a naughty one", he declared before dropping the mellon and falling over.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:28, archived)
# yesh
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:29, archived)
# Exactly.
All full of twaddle and nonsense really.

About as steamy as a wardrobe full of conkers.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:30, archived)
# that can get pretty steamy
if you have sex in it
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:34, archived)
# Can't get in, it's too full of conkers.
They'd spill everywhere if you opened the door too.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:36, archived)
# awwwh don't make me horny before bed
i'm too tired to fwap =(
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:30, archived)
# you sir need a machine
www.friedkitten.com/archive/2003/12/lean_mean_fucki.html
damn you "i'm feeling lucky!"
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:32, archived)
# actually a good dose of kinky sex with a bloke
would be perfect right now
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:34, archived)
# Too much testosterone for me to volanteer, me thinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:40, archived)
# pfffft
wuss.
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:41, archived)
# Nah, just happily married.
And drunk as a fart at the moment.
Probably good for naught other than snoring.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:43, archived)
# awwwwh
it makes my heart barf =)
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:45, archived)
# this
so very this
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 5:04, archived)
# arf
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:30, archived)
# well i understood it
*not lying*
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:29, archived)
# but of course
The Neville is merely a silly cubist.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:39, archived)
# YOU WERE TAUGHT STUPID AND UNEDUCATED BY STUPID UNEDUCATED PROFESSORS.
www.timecube.com
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:53, archived)
# hahah
"EVIL SPINELESS WORD ANIMAL"
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 5:01, archived)
# mmmmm tasty
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:01, archived)
# no i don't
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:02, archived)
# *pokes to see if she explodes*
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:04, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/4763098
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:07, archived)
# If I were a robot programmed to follow people conversations till they were over
I would have to be rebooted right now
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:08, archived)
# *reboots*
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:08, archived)
# *bee roots*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:15, archived)
# beirut?
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:19, archived)
# Beatroot
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:29, archived)
# poop chute
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:36, archived)
# Dung funnel?
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:52, archived)
# they don't make robots like that yet
right now we just tend to stare at people genitals till they feel awkward and stop talking to us.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:19, archived)
# ooh check out mr soothsayer
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:37, archived)
#
*clicks link* *clicks link on new page* *clicks link on new page* *clicks link on new page* *clicks link on new page* *clicks link on new page* *clicks link on new page* *clicks link on new page* *clicks link on new page* *clicks link on new page* *clicks link on new page* *clicks link on new page* *clicks link on new page* *clicks link on new page* ....*thud*
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:08, archived)
# aghhh
let me out! let me out!
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:10, archived)
# har har har
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:30, archived)
# i get all the guys anyway
and kebabs are shit

YOUR IDEA SMELLS OF WEE
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:05, archived)
# another yorkshire person... good good
*adds to the list of people to nag in case of future bashage*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:07, archived)
# i'm from the good bit of yorkshire too!
with the crime, and drugs and granny murders!

to hell with the softy east coasters
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:09, archived)
# ui pride myself on the fact that i've only ever been to huddersfield once....
and i never did find out why we went there...
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:13, archived)
# this place is weird
it's more than likely that Huddersfield got up, and actually went to you, and you randomly found yourself in it one morning.

Luckily I don't always reside in Huddersfield, full of dirty chavs and freakishly ugly people.. nope my hometown is actually Otley, which is full o dirty chavs, arson, a ridiculous number of bad pubs and around 10000 old people.
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:17, archived)
# i love otley
my gran used to live in menston.... i used to see otley as the metropolitan equivilent

(i'm really from cumbria but am studenting in leeds)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:22, archived)
# Menston is a one way town
The public transport is so dire that once you're there, it is physically impossible to get back out again.

AND WHY DO YOU LOVE OTLEY?! Yes it's pretty.. but everyone is either a complete bastard/a common little tart/a senile partially deaf old biddy or a farmer who absolutely reeks of pig faeces.

It really isn't that desirable.
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:25, archived)
# erm..
...I think you'll find it smells of anchovies. So it must be you that is exuding an aroma not dissimilar to that of uric acid...
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:10, archived)
# actually it's me
too much cider
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:12, archived)
# mmmm strongbow
love it, apart from those arrows always thudding into the bar... they usually make me spill me pint
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:13, archived)
# *checks*
it's Chanel Allure "Homme Sport"

so yeah, sorry for the accusation there, i'llg et washed now
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:12, archived)
# *unzips*
here, use this hose...
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:15, archived)
# cheers!
it usually costs me £30 for a bottle o' the smelly stuff!

*bathes*
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:18, archived)
# shhh
you'll wake the sombrero
ya maw
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:08, archived)
# have you ever had a girlfriend?
ssomething tells me probably not. And you might not get one in a hurry.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 10:56, archived)
# god i love the gayshift

*belch*
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:59, archived)
# i heard the gay shift shagged your mum!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:00, archived)
# Hurraaah!
But you have to let him out, I think he's getting dangerously stressed. He may explode soon
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:00, archived)
# gimme him
i want to huggle him before bed





I taught them to all jump at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:00, archived)
#

They weren't designed to join :) just vibrate visciously
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:05, archived)
# play the apple game!
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:00, archived)
# fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:01, archived)
# fuck me!
*waits for witty retort*
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:06, archived)
# witty retort
witty retort witty retort witty retort witty retort witty retort witty retort
witty retort witty retort witty retort witty retort witty retort witty retort
witty retort witty retort witty retort witty retort witty retort witty retort
witty retort witty retort witty retort witty retort witty retort witty retort
what is a witty retort, after this is answered i will sleep and leave you intelligent people alone
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:08, archived)
# Might I suggest...
"Fuck You"

maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:10, archived)
# if you wish
i'm to tired to be fuck you at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:10, archived)
# Fair enough.
It was only a suggestion anyway.

Ack, I'm off to bed. Drunken stupor time I guess. Or shall I have just one more bottle first?
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:13, archived)
#
www.answers.com/woo
www.answers.com/yay
www.answers.com/definition
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:10, archived)
# mmm
sciencey
blinded by the light! yeah, i was blinded! yeah
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:14, archived)
# Simon Baron Cohen?
Autism guy?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:01, archived)
# yay!
you have google!
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:03, archived)
# Nope
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:05, archived)
# me like the dead
they don't scream when you beat them
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:06, archived)
# Isn't that a bit autistic?
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:07, archived)
# I agree
he isn't making any kind of eye contact
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:15, archived)
# aaaah
just hopped onto the board for a brief moment before bed, so a cameo 'ning to you all..

nice to see the late night random drawings are still in full swing!

anyone else been mindlessly eating late night munchies? i've just worked my way through two bags of mini cadbury creme eggs

i'm tempted not to brush my teeth to see how many teeth i'm left with in the morning

EDIT: fingers need to wake up, jeez..
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:03, archived)
# No reason just need sleep


(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:57, archived)
# i know its you're but i cba im tired!
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:59, archived)
# wa?
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:01, archived)
# people who think margarine tastes like butter...
...ought to be stabbed.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:30, archived)
# never mind about the board slowing down early tonight :P
may i treat you all to a pearoast?


sorry for not keeping up the "fluffy" trend :P
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:51, archived)
# You say that
But then it sped up.
Hello and goodnight
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:54, archived)
# You're a master of these!
Ace, as ever!
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:54, archived)
# incidentally, any geeks about?
i have a week left at uni with nothing to keep me occupied... is it worth bothering to learn ruby on rails or is it just some passing trend?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:54, archived)
# I thought I was a geek
but clearly not geeky enough. What's "ruby on rails"?
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:56, archived)
# some trendy web application development language/tool thingy
i thought i should learn something to go with php
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:57, archived)
# a stupid person on a train?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:58, archived)
# BOOM!
haha.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:54, archived)
# hee wooo
i go too bed now. i goo to bed good. goooonight!
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:55, archived)
# 'Night!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:57, archived)
# night
shut the door
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:59, archived)
# goodnight sir!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:59, archived)
# you goo in bed?
at least do it into a sock


or a vase
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:00, archived)
# pffft
he doesn't like it when i meantion his "love sock"
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:02, archived)
# i always thought that was what a "fucksock" was.
fucksocks!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:20, archived)
# i think the difference is by how much thrust you apply to the garment
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:22, archived)
# it's a knob stocking
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 5:11, archived)
# BEE TEA!
TB! Bees drinking tea! TEE! TEAS! BEAS! SEEBS! BEEPS! TEABS!


BEEP! TREEP! TEAP! BEEPS! BEEP TEA! TEA BEEP!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:51, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:52, archived)
# i think you're broken
BEEEEEEEEEESES

*fixes*
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:52, archived)
# Into a million
lovely little pieces, all Neville shaped.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:53, archived)
# i just google image searched for fantasia
and rather distressingly found this home.tiscali.be/nelekes/Real3/slip%20fantasia.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:56, archived)
# gah!
that currency has many decimal points also
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:59, archived)
# MY EYES!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:00, archived)
# HURRAH!
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:53, archived)
# i like this
very much
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:01, archived)
# bees drinking tea!!! god i want one
not tea of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:54, archived)
# RAH!

tumble bee!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:54, archived)
# Haha
That's lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:55, archived)
# ta...
i did a whole series of rhyming bumble bees for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:58, archived)
# I hope it isn't hurt
sweet little bee
I like bees
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:57, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 5:08, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 10:54, archived)
# tea bees!
they're the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:55, archived)
# yay!
for that fingers mc' gets a slap

FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:57, archived)
# Beeeeeloooons.


Everything about you is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:58, archived)
# tea bees?
i'll fetch you my iron lung.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:32, archived)
# PENGUIN!

more penguins | new animation, charles clarke in spandex and a puppy pianist!
ooh, flying visit, it's far too late, night all
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:50, archived)
# everyone loves penguins
blair drummond!
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:51, archived)
# JOLLYDRUNKENPENGUIN
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:51, archived)
# wooooo! luffs penguins hard!
and ver nicely green too
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:51, archived)
# PENGUINS ROCK THE FAT ONES.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:52, archived)
# awwww
is there such a thing as a person who doesn't like penguins?
they are the greatest invention ever :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:56, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 5:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:22, archived)
# aww!
FLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFF
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:23, archived)
# Awwwwww. :-(
*cuddles better*
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:23, archived)
# It's not me.
I haven't drinkt ENOUGH choklit milks.
*curses mother for only buying two bottles*
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:29, archived)
# Nothing saying
I can't cuddle a cat, is there?
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:30, archived)
# I wanted you to cuddle me.
*hruffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:31, archived)
# *Cuddils*
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:33, archived)
# Yee!
*snuggles up*
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:34, archived)
# *cuddles*
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:35, archived)
# That's more like it.
*squeezes*
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:36, archived)
# *bursts*
Oooh man, not again!
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:36, archived)
# Eww.
*gathers up goo in empty milk bottle*
*reconstitutes in whizzy machine*
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:37, archived)
# I WANT A WHIZZY MACHINE
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:42, archived)
# Preloaded with
goo of benryves?
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:43, archived)
# ME TOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:43, archived)
# ahar!
i may have one back home. but noone must touch it, ohhhhhno!
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:45, archived)
# *Touches Fingers' whizzy machine*
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:46, archived)
# hehe
whizzy machine wants! whizzy machine now!
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:49, archived)
# *CUDDLES*
wanted a triple simultaneous hug thread.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:38, archived)
# *HUGGETY*
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:40, archived)
# can I cuddle, too?
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:41, archived)
# That mouth looks like an anus.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:43, archived)
# Is that a no then?
*sulks*

edit: I assure you the resemblence is only a result of my lips being laced with sweet chocolate milk residue
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:46, archived)
# Why is everyone sulking at me today?
It's not fair.
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:49, archived)
# because you're a cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:51, archived)
# Shag me.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:52, archived)
# my huge throbbing man bits would rip your frail body to shreds
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:53, archived)
# My frail body would probably enjoy that.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:55, archived)
# *be's a man about it*
can I at least have a kissy duck repost?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:52, archived)
# MWAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:56, archived)
# Twice the secks
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:48, archived)
# Keep it away!
Away!
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:46, archived)
# the nose really reminds me of
the green quality street


pffft smeck
lalalalalla la laaa
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:47, archived)
# Cat cuddling prevention act of 1968
You stand corrected
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:33, archived)
# you stand unaided!

*claps*
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:49, archived)
# *Spacks*
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:50, archived)
# make your own out of chocolate, milk and a diced badger
it'll be tasty and nutritious
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:31, archived)
# I'd rather inject cocoa into your testicles
and drink your chocolatey manspunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:33, archived)
# sexy
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:34, archived)
# i tried that once
it was like pissing bathroom sealent
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:34, archived)
# pffft
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:36, archived)
# comma's making me feel all warm and fluffsome inside
^-^
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:38, archived)
# You have a pretty smile, so you do.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:39, archived)
# THAT is my favrit thing you have ever said
*prints out*
*frames*
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:38, archived)
# 'favrit'
is my least favourite thing you've ever said.
Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:39, archived)
# *sulks*
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:41, archived)
# With stripes
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:34, archived)
# if you dice finely enough you can make a sort've greyscale tartan
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:36, archived)
# If you fuck it up it comes out burberry
Badgery
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:37, archived)
# well a badger once keyed my car whilst off its tits on frosty jacks
so that seems rather appropriate
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:38, archived)
# I bet he had a happy shopper carrier bag full of cheap booze too
And a pregnant teen badger with him
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:42, archived)
# surely booze comes no cheaper than frosty jacks? (drink of the gods by the way)
i don't remember the pregnant teen badger... she may have been hanging round outside the newsagents trying to persuade someone to buy ciggies for her
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:44, archived)
# A chilled Jack Daniels maybe
Hey look, conversation loop
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:45, archived)
# but where will i get my green stuff from?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:50, archived)
# YOURNOSE!
Night night people.
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:55, archived)
# thank fuck for a new image
and it's cute and woosome
yay to comma, yay to comma's kitten
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:23, archived)
# Like my middle buttock
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:24, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:25, archived)
# prolapse?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:25, archived)
# Monoscrotial aesthetism
(Frooky, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:26, archived)
# pfft
this!^
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:28, archived)
# pfffft!
*loves*
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:31, archived)
# What
did you do to my face?

I left before you had chance to tell me before...
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:31, archived)
# You ended up
looking like some sort of Green King.

Except you were orange.

And had a worm. And a something part of a something
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:33, archived)
# *whistles*

(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:35, archived)
# oh
jesus fucking christ no!
(Frooky, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:35, archived)
# Haha
your finest hour
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:37, archived)
# Neville
Just had to say, your 'scaring random people' animated in your profile is fucking ace :)
(Frooky, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:44, archived)
# I have to admit
it's an improvement




fucktard pooface


:p
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:38, archived)
# huzzah!
*runs around singing* fucktardpoofacefucktardpoofacefucktardpoofacefucktardpoofacefucktardpooface
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:44, archived)
# I thought
you might like that
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:46, archived)
# pfft! shockeen!
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:40, archived)
# do we really not get mosquitoes?
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:44, archived)
# i don't shagging know!
as far as my knowledge on the subjects goes, mosquitos exist in africa and in prehistoric times, where they were a bit bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:48, archived)
# ahhh got ya

FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:54, archived)
# *monoscrotes*
Happy drunks
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:32, archived)
# Too many drinks
And the invention of words.

I like it :)

EDIT: I think I said goodnight an hour ago
(Frooky, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:33, archived)
# you realise that makes you a
BIG LIAR!!!
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:36, archived)
# I know....
I am covered in shame like a first time bukkake extra
(Frooky, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:37, archived)
# that ain't shame, that's pure honest manhood!
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:48, archived)
# Have an old
but fluffy one, in that case.
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:25, archived)
# and god said unto him
"have this really fucking tall penguin"

and the people saw that it was good..
from b3ta with love
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:27, archived)
# but a pain in the arse if it sat in front of you at the cinema
nothing to do with how tall it is, it just always drops its popcorn
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:30, archived)
# tell me about it
note to all b3tans:
NEVER TAKE SEABIRDS TO THE CINEMA THEY ARE CUNTS!
don't look at me!
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:32, archived)
# fucking hell
Laughing like a loon after that one
(Frooky, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:38, archived)
# haha!
rah!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:59, archived)
# You should drinks moer apptil joos
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:24, archived)
# that has been me most of the day
except it wasn't chocolate milk, 'twas beer and wine from last night :P
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:25, archived)
# Drunkard
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:26, archived)
# pffft
that's my one party for the year :P
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:34, archived)
# You sexy image of drunken sex in a cupboard
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:40, archived)
# *staggers past open grave*
*falls in*
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:44, archived)
# that made me smile
/am the camp
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:26, archived)
# woooost! i know the feeling mr. fluffs!
/flys
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:26, archived)
# thing
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

thingy thing. i don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:06, archived)
# his eyes are cakes!
and i can see his backhead!
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:07, archived)
# *eats*
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:09, archived)
# CAKES OF DOOOOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:11, archived)
# no, his backhead
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:12, archived)
# i've never seen a backhead of doom
i'll go and consult leonard nimoy's big book of doom
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:15, archived)
# you do that!
*munches*

mmm spicy brains
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:16, archived)
# hah!
stop eating it out
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:17, archived)
# *eats out*
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:21, archived)
# leaonard assures me that they don't exist
however he's currently on a mescaline come down so i'm not sure he's to be trusted...

(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:18, archived)
# that crazy cunt
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:19, archived)
# it does explain The Hobbit Song though
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:20, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:23, archived)
# Speaking of come down
My friend did some 'shrooms last week and spent the whole day feeling the effects.
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:21, archived)
# they do nothing for me
i just get grouchy and get a really itchy foot
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:23, archived)
# He was depressed all day (he usually is but it made it ten times worse)
I was too busy making friends with Jack Daniels to care though
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:26, archived)
# yeah well i did meths and became president of the golf club!
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:27, archived)
# dirty jacks?!
jesus... never again... my last bender on that made my piss smell like whiskey for days
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:27, archived)
# yeah it is the best
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:32, archived)
# 'specially with sunny D
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:36, archived)
# that is fucking disgusting
*rapes eye socket*
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:46, archived)
# But it tastes so good
/Dismisses vodka forevermore
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:35, archived)
# it's all about unidentifiable green things that smell like apricots
which languish on the back shelves of bars for years until you order one and the barman has to dust off the bottle before he can read the label
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:42, archived)
# yep, that's what they do!
liberty caps?
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:28, archived)
# Who's Darren?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:10, archived)
# When you're older, know you shall.
Now clean those dishscraps...
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:11, archived)
# The sun's melting again
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:13, archived)
# Three words.
Don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:14, archived)
# Stilton?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:16, archived)
# Close. Very close.
More marzipan upon the top.
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:17, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:17, archived)
# Crab?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:19, archived)
# Thank cheesegrind for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:20, archived)
# like you at the last supper
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:20, archived)
# What the hell? Are you fucking out of your mind?
she said no! what'll we do! this can't happen, ohgod it's gonna end like before, we're soooo goddamn dead it's too big, it just can't take it
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:19, archived)
# pffft
she did not say that
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:20, archived)
# She so did
And I was like "totally"
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:22, archived)
# and i was like
Snake. Grass.
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:23, archived)
# SOMETHING!
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:26, archived)
# fucksocks!
beaten!
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:28, archived)
# CAUGHT BY THE FUZZ!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:28, archived)
# SOMETHING ELSE BUT LOUDER!
*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:29, archived)
# YOU CAN'T GET LOUDER THAN THE FUZZ!
IT'S UNPOSSIBLEE!
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:32, archived)
# *pokes* OI
i asked you a question
www.b3ta.com/board/4762811
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:22, archived)
# he never relents!
and i tell him it does him good, he believes me for a while
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:24, archived)
# whilst crying into your crotch?
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:26, archived)
# don't you know it baby
nothing beats those salty moist hairwires
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:28, archived)
# if hairs be wires
then black wires grow on her head
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:33, archived)
# you hate me soooo much
and i fed you!
willies!
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:31, archived)
# like a motherbird does unto it's chicks
By shopping at Kwiksave!

'The shop that cuts it's price by thrice!'
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:33, archived)
# i like you
if i hated you, you'd know about it
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:37, archived)
# he wouldn't be able to childproduce for one
and his supply of sugar would no doubt go a-wry
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:42, archived)
# no doubt!
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:46, archived)
# i was playing craps...
...and i rolled cake-eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:25, archived)
# how odd
[edit] how does he smell?
/obligatory
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:09, archived)
# cunting awful!
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:11, archived)
# now why would you do that to awful
she is t3h ming0rzz
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:12, archived)
# coz she was teh asleep
and i was bored so i teh rap0rred her
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:13, archived)
# oh
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:13, archived)
# my
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:14, archived)
# shitting
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:14, archived)
# god
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:14, archived)
# hah! my god has special powers so that he doesn't need to waste his time shitting and pissing all day!
my g0d pwnz j00r g0D, He R teh 13370r
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:15, archived)
# pffft
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:18, archived)
# my god's are the fathers of philosophy, literature and science
YOU CANNOT DESTROY THEM
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:18, archived)
# THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:18, archived)
# EXCEPT FOR SIMON BARON-COHEN
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:19, archived)
# who i'm sure is conveniently locked away in your wardrobe.
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:21, archived)
# hopefully!
unless the little bugger's escaped again
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:38, archived)
# dead, eh?
kill them all... oh wait they are dead, carry on...
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:20, archived)
# god
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:20, archived)
# shitting
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:20, archived)
# my
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:20, archived)
# oh
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:21, archived)
# god is shitting in your o?
you might want to see someone about that
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:25, archived)
# ballsballsballsballsballs
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:29, archived)
# I did,
but he was god in disguise and started shitting in my o again
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:30, archived)
# sleep sounds good
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:21, archived)
# chevron whore!
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:21, archived)
# cuntfuck
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:22, archived)
# you bastard
you ruined my pattern, you must die now :(












patterny :)
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:22, archived)
# they all did it to me earlier
cuntwads
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:24, archived)
# clitwelk!
cock!
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:25, archived)
# i'm so tired
i've started to become delicious
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:28, archived)
# *tastes*
they make a good couple those two ducks
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:34, archived)
# *uses ninja skillz*



*hurts toe*
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:25, archived)
# i'm doing random things to stop myself falling asleep
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:21, archived)
# hope cashy ain't lurkin
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:21, archived)
# i do
CASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHIT
CASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHIT
CASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHIT
CASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHIT
CASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHIT
CASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHIT
CASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHIT
CASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHIT
CASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHIT
CASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHIT
CASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHIT
CASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHIT
CASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHIT
CASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHIT
CASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHIT
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:28, archived)
# Is he?
CASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHIT
CASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHIT
CASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHIT
CASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHIT
CASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHIT
CASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHIT
CASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHIT
CASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHIT
CASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHIT
CASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHIT
CASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHIT
CASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHIT
CASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHIT
CASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHIT
CASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:28, archived)
# I do
CASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHIT
CASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHIT
CASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHIT
CASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHIT
CASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHIT
CASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHIT
CASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHIT
CASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHIT
CASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHIT
CASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHIT
CASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHIT
CASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHIT
CASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHIT
CASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHIT
CASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHITCASHY'SASHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:23, archived)
# Like flowers
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:11, archived)
# flowers don't have promethians...
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:12, archived)
# there is a bug in your hair
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:13, archived)
# arf, well it's gone now
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:13, archived)
# I
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:24, archived)
# am
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:24, archived)
# rather
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:25, archived)
# tired
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:25, archived)
# and
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:25, archived)
# hate
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:25, archived)
# myself
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:25, archived)
# you missed the top!
I'll fill it in for you.
(I helped save b3ta! deject one time dreamt that he was involutarily digesting, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 5:10, archived)
# for
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:25, archived)
# doing
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:26, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:26, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:32, archived)
# but prometheus has flowers
/doesn't
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:14, archived)
# i can see it's winky!
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:10, archived)
# Its dear its
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:14, archived)
# give the boy a break
he's retarded
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:15, archived)
# annnd how
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:16, archived)
# *hugs grammar cow*
I usually have to have word open if i'm posting,
/spelling age of 14
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:17, archived)
# yeah and you've got a toilet training age of 2
just go in the fucking pan, man
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:18, archived)
# *pisses on head*
*gives head*

and i'll do the same next time!
gayer
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:19, archived)
# stop thrashing about...
...and you'll be able to feel said winky slap you about the head like a slimy tube of diseased gristle.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:26, archived)
# Yay
thats woo, that is. Though i'm not sure I get it. But it's still woo.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:10, archived)
# i don't get it either.
i blame society.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:28, archived)
# vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:49, archived)

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