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The flake is stuck in this one.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:21, archived)

hahahahaha

I love that
woo yay

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:23, archived)

Ooooh

is that Miss Whippy in the last frame?

/would

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:24, archived)

To you sir ...

I give a big woo!

(GIbbonsrwild, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:24, archived)

It's a trap....

edit: woo!

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Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:24, archived)

Hahaha!

Fantastic!

/Squeezes in a slightly altered, repost.

this runs better in Firefox

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:27, archived)

wootles..

teh chuckle!

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stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:54, archived)

That's no ice-cream van..

mega woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:28, archived)

brilliant

especially the dart vader part - 80p please...genius!

(The spoon is almighty. Bow before the spoon! Mill 'em all!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:30, archived)

hahahahatstand

woo yay

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gravytrain, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:31, archived)

Hatstand * 69!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:39, archived)

Darth Vader Pearoast?

Don't mind if I do

Sorry

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nnnndave, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:45, archived)

heheh

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:50, archived)

Ha ha ha

That made me laugh

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Baglady, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:12, archived)

haha!

love it

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lemonhead, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:08, archived)

hahaha! that Carrie Fisher one.. cor!

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:20, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:18, archived)

me. with a hat on.

(perkusfux, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:19, archived)

a white cat sleeping in the snow

whilst being hunted by an albino monkey.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:21, archived)

potage

the type is up to you

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:22, archived)

SEXY ASTRONOUT LADY!!!

(obviously attacked by angry aliens which leaves her with less of her space suit...)

(NoToRiouS, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:22, archived)

this!

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Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:23, archived)

Bindun

but with a packet of crisps and no alien attack.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:23, archived)

Enid Blyton's "5 Go To The Fair & Have a Jolly Super Time Choosing Make Poverty History Armbands"

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:22, archived)

pfft!

That sounds fun!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:24, archived)

Ha ha!

Noon bilbo!

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:25, archived)

Noon Tols!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:26, archived)

Still want to see kat chasing some squirrels after they threw nuts and teased Scalett

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:22, archived)

MONG-MECHA!

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collapsibletank procreates, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:22, archived)

Cannonball Run out-takes

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:22, archived)

Yes, Cannonball Run outtakes!

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:24, archived)

warrior mermaids

fighting the kraken

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:23, archived)

Sue Barker with an apple for a head

in Cannonball Run!

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:23, archived)

yes this

and it must include the two girls in the Lamborghini

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gravytrain, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:27, archived)

Yes, them

they're the only good thing about the film.

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:28, archived)

what about the bit where there's one truck, and then three, and then twenty

oh no wait that's smokey and the bandit 2

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gravytrain, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:30, archived)

20 trucks? that sounds more like Convoy to me

now, that's a good film.

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:33, archived)

that was the one with the big pile up wasn't it

that was ace

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gravytrain, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:35, archived)

Blues Brothers?

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:04, archived)

That's Spooky

Draw the Duke of Prunes eating a lunch of prunes

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:25, archived)

ooh, i like him in that

trees in clogs

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:25, archived)

Brighton County Council's huge rotating

chrome fork of doom statue, at night, lit by neons and squirrel candles.

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Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:28, archived)

Welcome back!

Anything you flipping well want to draw!
But a scarlet/kat image would be good with the Denzines tormenting them!

oh, but just the be cliché... SEXY NUNS!

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nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:32, archived)

I've only been away a week.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:41, archived)

a radioactive turdman

playing dominoes down the pub with the lads.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:32, archived)

a chick with wings

fighting a dragon.
or something

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Tikoloshe, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:34, archived)

grey circles, some text

and a jester please

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:44, archived)

me completing my tax return with superfast pens

and not making any mistakes

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:45, archived)

SEXY NUNS!!

/autocomplete

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Snapper "That's what she said" - retort of the week, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:57, archived)

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:17, archived)

hahaha

what the fuck?

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Tikoloshe, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:19, archived)

rofl

i coughed up a rolo..... now who am i supposed to give it to?

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PsyreN Bored Sig, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:20, archived)

me!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:23, archived)

awww

aren't ninjas cute at that age?

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:21, archived)

Are you my mummy?

/doctor

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Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:22, archived)

hahaha

this made me spit beverage

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gravytrain, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:26, archived)

Guess who

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PsyreN Bored Sig, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:15, archived)

Is it..

.. Johnny Depp?

(steer, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:16, archived)

but you already knew that ?

(site_history_log, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:18, archived)

kate moss

that is excellent work by the way

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gravytrain, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:17, archived)

boy

raper?

(perkusfux, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:17, archived)

haha

The wee kiddies on the left, lol

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LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:17, archived)

gotta wonder

what he's doing with his left hand ehh

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PsyreN Bored Sig, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:19, archived)

Fred Dibnah?

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:18, archived)

Burt Reynolds from Cannonball Run

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:18, archived)

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:20, archived)

hahaha!

I watched Cannonball Run yesterday, christ it's shite!

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:21, archived)

worse than cannon & ball?

hmmm - hard choice

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:22, archived)

I dunno, maybe

I forgot how bad it was.

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:25, archived)

...you only watched it

'cos you got it free with a newspaper. Cheapskate.

my brain's asploding

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:59, archived)

so did I... even CHEAPER

cos Mongychops got it in the paper and gave it to me

RESULT

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:20, archived)

hahaha

that's super!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:34, archived)

Gosh

that's clever!

Only needs a bridge now... and a shark... and a helicopter...

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:19, archived)

Jackson Pollock

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:20, archived)

pope innocent the tenth.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:22, archived)

just thought of a change for a compo entry

(I_am_B, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:13, archived)

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Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:15, archived)

Summary: success is evil.

I think he also believes that subsistence farming is evil, though, so I'm not sure why he cares about the man with a cow.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:17, archived)

ouch

(NoToRiouS, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:15, archived)

any excuse

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collapsibletank procreates, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:16, archived)

very nice work here

yesssss!

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olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:29, archived)

Are you saying

that the flag behind Bush was produced in an electronics factory in the far east that for some reason belched toxic fumes into the atmosphere and killed a cow somewhere in Africa.

:-|

(steer, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:18, archived)

I think that's pretty close to the truth

only change flag into "glory of the West", far east into "Third World" and cow into "global environment"

(NoToRiouS, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:21, archived)

its a cheese factory, but meant to represent 'factory'.. :)

(I_am_B, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:48, archived)

I want one!

(GIbbonsrwild, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:13, archived)

Bloody ridiculous!

Well done.

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collapsibletank procreates, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:14, archived)

Could be habit forming?

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Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:19, archived)

I wouldn't believe that if I were you.

It's nunsense.

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:23, archived)

*groan*

:¬)

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:15, archived)

Excellent!

She's even got her hands folded!
Woo!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:16, archived)

If I had my way

that'd be worthy of a FP. Ace stuff! Woo!

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:17, archived)

Arfy Maria!

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:20, archived)

now make it sexy

(NoToRiouS, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:23, archived)

I wish Blair would cease clowning around...!

(Curt Sibling, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:13, archived)

Holy

bejesuz

woo

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:13, archived)

...

Guffaw guffaw!

(GIbbonsrwild, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:14, archived)

Weird advert

check out this page:

Look on the right hand side, list of sponsors. RNIB advert is so out of focus it makes you think you have sight problems!

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LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:11, archived)

there is a really quiet TV ad that says

"are you having hearing problems? why not phone ... for a free hearing aid consultation..."

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:14, archived)

'peg it - 'peg it hard!

pixelise my biatch up

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Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:15, archived)

They've scaled it to make it bigger vertically.

Maybe the RNIB sponsored them a lot.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:16, archived)

After hearing him in an interview

(site_history_log, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:02, archived)

i think all the 'yows'

was the original clue

twunt. can't stand the screeching twunt. twunt.

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:05, archived)

which one?

as i can tell the difference I dance to Ali-G and laught at Sean Paul

(site_history_log, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:11, archived)

i like sean paul

in the same way i like having my face smashed in with a metal bar

woo!

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gravytrain, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:07, archived)

Harsh...

Getting your face smashed in with a metal bar isn't THAT bad...

Nice pic, Spuds^^^

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:09, archived)

can i come round and smash your face in with a metal bar

whilst playing a Sean Paul compilation mix tape by a Ziggy Marley bredrin from mo-bay?

(site_history_log, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:10, archived)

I don't know who Sean Paul is

but I love having my face smashed in with a metal bar, maybe I'll like Sean Paul.

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:12, archived)

i seem to have hit upon a popular cult of self-harm

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gravytrain, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:15, archived)

indeed...

*SPANG**SPANG**SPANG**SPANG* Yeah, that's the stuff... *SPANG**SPANG**SPANG*

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:35, archived)

Ballet Of Doom

My site.

Yes, this was posted at 3:15am. Sosumi.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:01, archived)

*calls lawyer*

laywer: water tight case, no win no fee.

5. Profit.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:03, archived)

Did you post this at 3:15am?

How rude, i was mearly snoozing at that hour

(site_history_log, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:04, archived)

I did indeed

and it was all so you wouldn't see it. I'm mean, you see.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:20, archived)

there's something deeply disturbing about that

i think it's the notebook lines

TJ: just filmed a bit for a channel 4 program about viral emails and got in a mention of b3ta which hopefully won't end up on the cutting room floor

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gravytrain, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:04, archived)

getting 'lines' flashbacks, dear?

I only got them once, and I had to write "I will hand my homework in on time and Mr Honeyford is the best teacher i have"
jailbait-chasing git.

good luck with the b3ta bit, my boyfriend was recently filmed for google vox pops thingy and managed to get in that it's main use is getting into the messageboard when the fp borks.... that'll get chucked...

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:10, archived)

hehe thanks

this was about the really popular ones like star wars kid and numa numa - basically having a laugh at fat mongs whilst trying not to look a total bastard

but then i went off on a massive tangent about the argentinians-with-handbags pic and how we never get credited for the bastard things

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gravytrain, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:13, archived)

We didn't make that one...

(tomsk, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:15, archived)

Well, everyone else takes credit for things they didn't make

can't we join in too?

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:18, archived)

I don't see why not.

Erm, I invented trees and drainpipes and I demand retroactive royalties on both back to 1500AD.

(tomsk, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:20, archived)

I invented skin

so I demand recognition for stopping people's insides falling out otherwise I shall reclaim my goods. At night.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:22, archived)

really?

bugger. ah well, no-one checks their facts on channel 4

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gravytrain, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:19, archived)

if its any consolation

everyone else will be trying not to laugh at fat mongs. because thats what virals are all about.

someone should just get off their arse and do a doc on b3ta

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:18, archived)

I'd spent the evening sketching and watching Night of the Living Dead

so I had notebook lines and weird stuff in my head.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:12, archived)

it reminds me of pete doherty

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:05, archived)

In which case

the bars are on the wrong side

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:08, archived)

arf

I thought they were Kate's lines

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:09, archived)

Far out!

I dig!

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:09, archived)

Nice.

With this funky dancing potato head thingy, you are really spoiling us.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:14, archived)

Echellente

*something in Japanese*

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:17, archived)

not picking on the good intention,

just a flaw behind it

(I_am_B, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:47, archived)

very true

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:50, archived)

Spot on.

I hadn't actually thought of that, either. Good point very well made.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:53, archived)

indeed

they should have made them from recycled newspaper. or something.

(falic, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:53, archived)

i want one that says

"make armbands history".
it's ironic, you know.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:56, archived)

Go one better and have one that says

"make arms history"

- sorta works on two levels really

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:57, archived)

you could get a nylon one, like a garter, just for Heather Mills

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:59, archived)

action for stumps NOW

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:59, archived)

^ this, or

"Make history armbands" could be sponsored by Tony Robinson.

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chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:58, archived)

Don't forget the carbon dioxide you exhale when you breathe.

That's another thing to feel guilty about, if you run out of ideas.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:57, archived)

*holds breath*

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:59, archived)

*passes out*

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:02, archived)

*applies massive electric shock to bollocks*

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:08, archived)

quote:Don't forget the carbon dioxide you exhale when you breathe

..erm..or fart
edit/woo to pic/thing up there

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olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:59, archived)

That also includes

Sulphur Dioxide

(site_history_log, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:05, archived)

don`t know why they couldn`t just have an appeal, take the money, and give you a little sticker or something

obviously not cool enough

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:59, archived)

I'll never run out of ideas.

Guilt fuels me. It's like wine. But tangier.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:01, archived)

when everyone stops wearing them, thousands of bands will be thrown into the bin

then they will end up on the landfill sites where they strangle and choke thousands of seagulls.

maybe

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:00, archived)

A (fat )bloke at work has one,

but due to his (fat) arm,it is tight,
so i say to him,"stop circulation now"

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:00, archived)

could use it as

a cockring =)
*has huge dick*

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olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:08, archived)

why are you

telling me this

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:10, archived)

'cause you mentionned "stop circulation"

TJ/is it normal that i'm getting an icon already?
..i've only planned on sending some € next month only

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olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:12, archived)

Because I love him.

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collapsibletank procreates, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:46, archived)

Don't we all!

Well done there sir!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:46, archived)

It happens just like that.

100% of FACT

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:47, archived)

hahaha that`s excellent!

I really like the textage on the building in frame 1

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:49, archived)

I like the keyboard protector on the last frame.

Just noticed it. I bet Rob has one.

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collapsibletank procreates, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:53, archived)

hahaha to stop him drooling all over himself like in that "I`m a Mong" song

.. or worse

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:56, archived)

arf

bet you thats 100% true!

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:49, archived)

arf

very good

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:51, archived)

It's funny

coz it's true

woo

fp fp fp

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:52, archived)

It's kinda an 'in-joke' though, innit?

Very good though. Woo, woo and thrice woo. Very easy on the eye, as well as being highly sniggersome. :)

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:54, archived)

Ha ha

thats how I imagine it to happen too.

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Royalle, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:53, archived)

Excellent

In every way.

(Pachey, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:56, archived)

HA HA

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:59, archived)

I am amused. Although my missus was going, "what's your face doing there?"

I tried to explain but she started looking at me funny.

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rob, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:18, archived)

FP it !

haha!

I've woo'd elsewhere but thought my woo should also appear in the original thread !

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 20:03, archived)

Well, well, well!

For lunch today I have three rolls, each one is stuffed with mature cheddar, mustard
ham, lettuce, tomatoes, mustard and poachers pickle. I also have two bags of salt and
pepper crisps, three Tunnock's caramel wafers and a litre of cheap lemonade.
What are you eating?

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:42, archived)

"marmite sandwiches"

yeasts Brianftang

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:43, archived)

Tangy!

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:44, archived)

cheese and marmite bagel

2 apples, a banana, fruit scone, 2 big mugs of tea and painkillers.

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The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:44, archived)

Jeepers, more marmite!

good lunch.

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:45, archived)

"Staples! Staples! Staples!"

staples Stationery Boy.

/not in any way an weak excuse for a Sunday repost, obviously :)

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:45, archived)

Hurray!

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:46, archived)

Dukey..

are you reaaaaalllly fat?

/interested

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:45, archived)

he must be after eating bogs full of salt and pepper crisps

although it's not advisable to eat out of your toilet.

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The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:46, archived)

Nope, I bloody should be, though.

I never seem to put weight on, maybe I have a tapeworm of something.

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:47, archived)

meh...

skinny pig

/is fat as 10

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:51, archived)

No, skinner either

I'm a good healthy build.

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:03, archived)

Sausage Rolls, pork pie, blue cheese and crackers

bag of kettle chips, 2 bananas and an apple, oh yes,
and plenty of Coffee...

"I know whats in the Hatch"'s The Great Architect

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:45, archived)

Grand lunch!

I was going to have a pork pie as well but I forgot to take it with me. I'll eat it when I get home.

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:48, archived)

Sounds like a Plan that dead George Peppard would be proud of it it ever came together...

Brother Doctor!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:50, archived)

it is,

I'm going to smear mustard all over it then eat it, now that's a plan!

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:04, archived)

Is it the source

of Bo's hummus?

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:48, archived)

Nope, its something far more interesting...

although that would be a good find

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:49, archived)

"Dead George Peppards" - hee hee!

I just had a bowl of noodles with a vegetable stir fry on top, topped with sweet chilli sauce.

What shall I have for afters? I've got fruit in the house, or I could nip to the shop for chocolate.

(Pachey, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:45, archived)

nipping

choc-o-late then throw fruit away

(the_rizla_king, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:49, archived)

Braw!

have lemon sorbet for pudding, if you can get any, else have chips!

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:49, archived)

Chicken and Mushroom

King pot noodle,
a Penguin and a yogurt

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:46, archived)

blllaaaarr!

THe penguin and the yogurt's good though.

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:50, archived)

baked potato, done to a nice crunchy golden black

stuffed with a mixture of:

creamed cottage cheese
raw red onion
jalapeno chilli
grated cheddar and pecorino
black pepper

and a bottle of diet coke

(peewee13, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:46, archived)

Sounds good!

very good infact.

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:51, archived)

A pack of mini chocolate digestives and a cuppa

poor mans Lazlo Woodbine

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:46, archived)

Oh no!

that's not much lunch, you'd better have a big dinner tonight.

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:56, archived)

Smoked haddock fishcakes

dances beneath the diamond sky with one hand waving free Biomass

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fuscous, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:46, archived)

That sounds lovely.

Will you take a bottle of wine and some cigarettes? I would. But then I'm horrible and vice-ridden.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:50, archived)

Yes

but the wine is a fridge full of Grolsch and the cigs are a packet of Golden Virginia.

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fuscous, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:54, archived)

That's close enough. ;)

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:56, archived)

A fine fine lunch!

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:59, archived)

Noon Duke!

And anyone else I haven't spoken to yet, and/or anyone who I'm not ignoring for having flamed me for not choosing their pic in last week's image challenge *takes deep breath* anyway today I am having Mediterranean Tuna chunks with boiled Charlotte potato (the last of this year's crop, dammit), dwarf French beans, haricot beans and chopped peppers in a tomato puree mess made from all the left over little tomatoes from the greenhouse. Hoorah!

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:48, archived)

Sounds darned fine - and 'Ning Sir!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:49, archived)

Hello matey!

Was just enjoying your "Vernon" exchange down there somewhere, ha ha!

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:59, archived)

Morning!

that lunch sounds mighty fine! yessiree!

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:51, archived)

bowl of Baxters luxury mushroom potage with woodland mushrooms

and as much bread as I can get buttered before the microwave pings
and a cup of tea
then if i'm not too full, I'll have a double decker

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:48, archived)

Ace!

Ning matey - how's you?

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:51, archived)

alright

I'm a bit ill after a big night out in Leeds on Saturday. I'm getting too old for all this boozing malarky.

You put the pictures up on flickr yet?

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:53, archived)

Nah, I've been very slack - haven't been home for more than five seconds

in the last two weeks to do it. But I'll get it done this week. Some of 'em are grand. :)

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:58, archived)

I'm actually quite scared about seeing them

:¬)

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:02, archived)

Nice lunch!

I hope you managed to get heaps of bread buttered.

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:52, archived)

not started yet

I'm waiting until neighbours :¬)

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:54, archived)

Bah!

Neighbours, smneighbours!

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:56, archived)

I don't usually watch it, just use the theme tune as a kind of lunch time alarm clock

I usually get stuck trying to do today's kakuro

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:58, archived)

some crap from the work canteen, probably

indigenous populations urbane legend!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:51, archived)

I hope they have steak pie,

if they do then have that.

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:53, archived)

the steak and kidney pie is one fo the few edible things they make

so i might well have it, if it is on the menu today.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:54, archived)

Just like my canteen

I'll occasionally eat their lasagne.

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:55, archived)

'Noon!

Just stopped by for DTF as very busy today so can you lot try not to distract me with your hummus.

Oh, yeah, lunch - all day breakfast in the canteen today - hurrah!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:51, archived)

Hurrah!

the lunch of kings! I wish I had that for my lunch.

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:54, archived)

Well done you

A fine "lunch" and I for one am glad you could make it along.

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:55, archived)

Marmite

and peanut butter sarnies.

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Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:53, archived)

Cor more marmite!

it must be marmite monday or something, probably.

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:55, archived)

Just another marmite monday...

dammit - I warned you about the hummus!
I'll be here all day now.

:)

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:00, archived)

I am having

a Tuna Mayonnaise Baguette but alas, no mustard, also got Red Onions in it.

A packet of Sweet Chilli Hand Baked Potato Crisps.

All washed down wiht 3.4 gallons* of water.

*May be a lie, may be a litre

Pret a Manger's redsushi!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:57, archived)

Tuna and red onion is a fine mix!

braw!

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:02, archived)

just some roasted ham

mustard (the kind w/the seeds) on wholemeal bread
an apple (a day keeps the doctor away)
and coffee+ a fag

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olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:38, archived)

velly solly

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my mum, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:37, archived)

Hoho

Every LITTLE helps

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:39, archived)

velly solly again.

names?

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my mum, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:40, archived)

little

sid martin mermaid fingers - who is the perple coated one?

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chimp-donk Sink the Rock, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:54, archived)

sid, steven, stevie, mark, memaid, horrocks, stiff, cleavlon , chef, brian,

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my mum, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:21, archived)

They're not helping

They are just stood around, the lazy little cunts

(manky dog, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:42, archived)

haha silly

but you missed out Central Television News's Darren Little. And he wouldn't be happy about that. Possibly.

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:41, archived)

Darren was unvailable on the day of filming.

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my mum, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:42, archived)

hoho!

that is rubbery!

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:44, archived)

It's all very well having Stiff Little Fingers

but what about Little Feat?

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:44, archived)

or Beadle.. Little Hand

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:46, archived)

Pffft!

Yes, this ^

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:50, archived)

Not everybody appreciated the choice for this year's day-trip.

Hello my little chubblies - did you miss me?
:)

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:30, archived)

Ha ha, really well shopped there sir!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:34, archived)

So penguins cant fly, and are shit at walking

what exactly are they good for????

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Beastmeter Small But Scrappy, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:37, archived)

P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-Picking up

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:37, archived)

detecting land mines?

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:39, archived)

No, the red zone if for immediate loading and unloading

there has never been any stopping in the white zone.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:39, archived)

Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:39, archived)

don`t give me your white zone shit

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:40, archived)

Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:41, archived)

We all know what this is about

you want me to get an abortion.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:41, archived)

It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:42, archived)

hahahaha

i'm melting, melting, mel...

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:38, archived)

Ha ha!

Top shoppage! Welcome back Zak. That's one big log you've laid there, sir.

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:39, archived)

cor!

anyone remember who did the motorbike on the yellow brick road anim?
would love to see that again too.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:42, archived)

haha

superb

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:42, archived)

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Ska King Cody, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:27, archived)

*clicks*

*clicks harder*
*clciks s'more*
*disappointed*

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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:29, archived)

hahaha!

loling and getting weird looks in office again, I gotta stop coming in here at work

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LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:32, archived)

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:34, archived)

alexi sayle?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:35, archived)

two for the price of one!

/no idea who he is :)

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:41, archived)

Meh...

too old for me

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Beastmeter Small But Scrappy, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:37, archived)

so women like her actually exist?

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The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:41, archived)

Couple o shots

from a short cgi piece I been working on for someone.

thankyou

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Beastmeter Small But Scrappy, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:19, archived)

nice site address....

so what's the full piece about?

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MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:27, archived)

Its a

dvd intro thingumy. I dont really get it, some odd yank idea for home cinema

meh...

its work

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Beastmeter Small But Scrappy, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:32, archived)

hehe

it looks pretty coo-el from where i'm sat anyhoo. what prog you use?

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MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:36, archived)

see

teh post below

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Beastmeter Small But Scrappy, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:38, archived)

neat.

What 3D app u on?

I'm pottering about with Maya... never seem to finish anything I start thou...

(Aphasian, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:27, archived)

LightWave

It is the rockin-est

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Beastmeter Small But Scrappy, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:31, archived)

Nice,

I like playing with Lightwave but like Aphasian I never seem to finish anything I start

(Fixx, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:30, archived)

yeah,

stupid attention sp- Ooh! shiny things!

(Aphasian, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:31, archived)

You want unfinished.....

try this

www.whoisjerico.rebelhill.net

2 1/2 years and counting

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Beastmeter Small But Scrappy, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:33, archived)

....

that am Woo that is!

(Fixx, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:36, archived)

looks awesome

finish it! I dare you!

(Aphasian, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:38, archived)

Urm, I hate to be the first to point this out, but CGI is not anything to do with CG

CGI = Common Gateway Interface
CG = Computer Graphics

Nice pictures though.

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:02, archived)

For my 1000th post

I was going to announce my new spangly P2P distributed version of the messageboard.

I put together a very early demo to make sure the Magic Donkey was pleased with my offerings, and sent it off to Rob and Cal.

Seeing as I heard sod all back I presume they're not interested so you can now take a look at the version you were never supposed to see, whta with it now being the only version ever.

sourceforge.net/projects/b3ta/

Bear in mind YOU NEED Java 5 installed for it to run.

java.sun.com/j2se/1.5.0/download.jsp

Once you unzip the package just running b3ta.bat should get it going, as long as Java is installed properly.

It takes a few moments to get going as it has to connect to the public P2P network and there's optimisations needed between it's server and GUI.

And there's a great big sod off memory leak , so don't run it for too long otherwise the hamster in your pooter will start overheating and sweating too much.

I doubt that most people who take a look at this will get it running but it would've been nice to know what people would've thought.

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:11, archived)

If I knew what it was

I might think about looking at it. I'm sure it's all fine and dandy but I'm not running anything on my work pc without knowing something about it.

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:18, archived)

I all innocent, honest

All it does is copy off all the porn on your network and email it to me, then your boss!

It only a demo of an app that shares the messages on this board in a P2P fashion, so they're always available and can be downloaded to you as quick as your bandwidth allows.

And it would've allowed to you format them in any fashion you like but I never got that far.

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:21, archived)

The point of this project being....????

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Beastmeter Small But Scrappy, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:40, archived)

There's a number of reasons

mainly I was going to write something rather naughty, but I thought I'd be constructive instead.

I needed some real Java experience, not the certification nonsense.

I was in need of a new job so I thought I'd advertise myself a bit. /whore

I've never actually written anything of much use, apart to my corporate masters.

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:01, archived)

learn some new Java techniques, brush up on programming to look for a new job, challange himself?

when you need to learn stuff, it`s hard to find a project that`ll interest you for long enough to actually have a go at doing it

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:01, archived)

psst.. Java 1.5

;)

edit: I`ll download it and have a look at home tonight :)

edit 2: nice set of JARs you`ve got *wanks*

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:18, archived)

Maybe he really does mean Java 5

and we'll have to wait until 2017 to use it.

(Indole Ring, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:20, archived)

.. and that`s just the startup time of the JVM!

BADDUM TISH

em

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:20, archived)

But by that time

Our ape masters probably won't let us use it.

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chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:25, archived)

I am rather proud of my jars!

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:22, archived)

certainly a fine arsenal of weapons of choice

I`ll definitely have a look at this as I`ve used most of those APIs excapt JXTA

- adding the CVS files was a nice touch ;)

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:25, archived)

Oops!

JXTA is rather nice, it does all the P2P for me.

it's bloody compilcated though.

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:27, archived)

Nice idea

but I can't try it as I'm in the orrifice

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chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:19, archived)

All the warnings on the site about leaking memory

scared me off. What exactly is it that you've made/done/written?
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

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in vino veritas, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:20, archived)

it`s Java - never worry about memory leaks in somebody`s code

as the worst that`ll happen is that the Java virtual machine goes poop; it`s an isolated environment away from your operating system, so you should only worry about bugs in the Java language itself

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:23, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/5164131

That, and it also off loaded the bandwidth used by this site, as it would all be stored in a P2P fashion.

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:24, archived)

could be handy for archiving teh frontpage images

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:27, archived)

Ahhhh

*nods wisely*
*closes mouth and stops drooling*
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

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in vino veritas, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:27, archived)

oooh oohh!

And it was going to do auto sigs for you, so there'd be no need for you to paste in your lubberly racoon.

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:29, archived)

I've got the Firefox extension

that makes it superfast from special.michael.

But autosigs would be even bettererererer!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

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in vino veritas, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:32, archived)

Oooh

neat, someone's always beaten me to the good ideas.

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:35, archived)

boo hoo! it won't work with friefox 1.5 b3ta!

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:43, archived)

This might work

Download the xpi, unzip it.

In the file install.rdf change the line

em:maxVersion 1.0.2 /em:maxVersion

to

em:maxVersion 1.6.2 /em:maxVersion

Then save that back to the xpi and install.

There's less than and greater than signs in there somewhere

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:48, archived)

That seems to have worked! ;) ta

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:09, archived)

so basically you've spent a long time replicating something that already works perfectly well

boy you must have a lot of time on your hands...

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MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:29, archived)

"Works perfectly well"?

Never had one of those moments or days when b3ta won't load?
Also if this was the only way b3ta was available, it wouldn't need any ads or donations.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:31, archived)

Yes and no

It copies the messages of the board off to another wonderful place.

In that respect it's completely different.

And they're laying us all off here, so not too many people are that motivated to do actual work :)

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:33, archived)

hairy muff

very clever.

now go shop a kitten ;p

(blimey i'm sounding derisive again...i'm not though!)

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MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:35, archived)

Consider it done

Ahhhhh I havn't been able to post that for three months!

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:41, archived)

is anyone actually using it?

it could be funky if a few people were running it.. got details of port numbers and so on for firewall configs?

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:36, archived)

No one apart from me running it at the mo.

You've should have no need to setup ports as Jxta defaults to connecting over http.
That's the theory anyway, I never got round to testing that side of things.

The only thing to note is the first time you run it, it asks for a peer name and password, you can make those up as they don't matter.

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:38, archived)

excellent!

I shall try to hook it up tonight

I assume I`ll need to run it over port 8080 or something as I`ve apache taking port 80 for testing stuff at home

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:39, archived)

I don;t think so

It should only be an outgoing port.

If things seems odd after running it try opening port 9701

/edit problem is the memory leak means I can't leave a client running for any length of time, so it's unlikely you will see anyone.

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:43, archived)

bloody memory leak

"is it in the 3rd party code or your own stuff?" finalizes Rik

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:48, archived)

I think it's in my code

I use htmlparser and a lot of tags are being stored in a hashtable of mine.

I think it's my fault but not 100% sure.

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:53, archived)

hmm I might have a gander if I get some time

haven`t done any proper Java since I started working at Accenture in 2003 as a Java developer.... now I`m a senior Java developer who spends most of the day keeping people off my boss`s back

:\

edit: at a different company.. Accenture were, shall we say, "cowboys"

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:58, archived)

I've got some odd imagery

out of that.

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:02, archived)

RAW HIIIIIIIIDE! KEEEE-AHHHHHHHHH! *whip crack*

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 13:04, archived)

I'm dropping it now, so i'll give it a go after lunch!

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:46, archived)

guinness advert

with cats.

flying cats courtesy of someone on flickr

(sneepystoat, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:56, archived)

That's rather smashing!

Hurray for pissed moggies:)

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:57, archived)

Pffft!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:58, archived)

arf

very good
woo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:59, archived)

That's very

woo! and well spotted :)

(jesushairdresser minges, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:59, archived)

hahaha

now I've got the song stuck in my head

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:01, archived)

Do do

d do do doo doo do do
d da da daa daa da da
d do do doo doo doo!
Dadada da da dada....
_{(tries to imitate the Guinness music)}

woo

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chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:01, archived)

Super!

Mmmm, Guinness....

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:02, archived)

Only if you're a WOMAN!

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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:22, archived)

or INSANE!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:25, archived)

HA!

*drinks ~~Extra cold~~ REGULAR Guinnes to that*

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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:27, archived)

if i was a mod, i know what i'd do

but i'm not, so just have a woo und yay instead.

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Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:11, archived)

You'd

FP all of my posts in one go?

Yeah....so would I.

;-)

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chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:31, archived)

no, i'd ban everyone and claim this site as my own.

which is probably why i'm not a mod.

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Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:39, archived)

He He

Brilliant

Woo Yay

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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:16, archived)

der du der der du du der du derder du

dum diddle de de

animate!!!!!

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MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:30, archived)

How now

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hypnochimp, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:55, archived)

Hello sir,

long time an' all.

(Aphasian, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:58, archived)

y'allright

matey?

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hypnochimp, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 11:59, archived)

Cool, ta

been being something of a lurker of late... no hummus and the presence of a PS2 have secured this fact.

(Aphasian, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 12:04, archived)

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