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# Yippee!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:12, archived)
# hahahaha
lovely lovely DTH. how have you been? college has made me physically unable to attend the dayshift
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:12, archived)
# *hugs*

I've been ver', ver', ver', ver' well, ta.

You?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:15, archived)
# just lovely.
i've taken a break from claymation and am now on a crusade to do a gnops picture for all of my floormates.

edit: [1][2][3][4][5][6][7][8]

most of those should work.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:16, archived)
# yay!

bigger

EDIT: Woo! Great work!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:22, archived)
# hahaha
and to you too :-P
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:25, archived)
# snarf!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:12, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
i love this one, well done, mister hat
(I helped save b3ta! Ska King Cody, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:14, archived)
# Argh! The punnage!
I'm going to continue plugging the NS geek discussion, as I'm getting lonely over there by myself

Me & fixx of course
(psychobabble, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:14, archived)
# Arf!
Nicely. It's Frasier's face that makes it for me in that one.
(JPaddy, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:14, archived)
# Yes, the joke would be less funny without it . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:15, archived)
# Haha.
(JPaddy, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:20, archived)
# woo!

I hope he aNILESalates them aliens
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:15, archived)
# Cheers for that . . .

It gave me a woody . . . Sam of these days, you'll get a taste of your own medicine . . . I mean, it's just not NORMal . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:17, archived)
# Slow down with the puns
I'm Diane here!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:22, archived)
# Are you Carla'in me a liar!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:28, archived)
# I must admit you're punning's improved
but you could still do with some Coaching.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:33, archived)
# SHUT IT!

Or I'll push you over a Cliff!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:41, archived)
# please don't; I wouldn't enjoy
Danson with death
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:54, archived)
# *spang*
*punch in the bollocks*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:16, archived)
# Oooh! Yeah, baby!

No wonder Mongy loves you . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:17, archived)
# last time I spoke to him, his office was being redecorated or something, so he can`t get online
.. but at the same time, I can`t imagine him doing any real work
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:21, archived)
# Good GOD man!
/will be interesting to see how 'Fraiser' fares as 'the beast' in the new X men movie...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:16, archived)
# hahaha
and Fraiser looks so happy to be set on stun
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:18, archived)
# There you go with your puns a-crane!
I see that you have rather accurate Grammer there too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:18, archived)
# I'm in complete
de-Niles.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:23, archived)
# guffaw!
:D
(lemonymillenniumbaboon, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:20, archived)
# pffft!
hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:21, archived)
# Why do you taunt me!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:24, archived)
# hhahahahaaa
craaaaaayyyyyyyzzzeeeeeeeee!!!
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:22, archived)
# hahahaha!
SPLENDID
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:24, archived)
# hahaha! you dafty...
*resets Frasier to 'Pun'*

*Shoots at DtH*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:24, archived)
# FULL POWER!

The engines cannae tek' it!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:25, archived)
# haha!
honk honk! Ello Dave :P
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:33, archived)
# GUMS!

*manhugs*

I feckin' lurve your FP!

Arf!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:38, archived)
# help it help it
sorry missed a massive opportunity, please f5 xxx -the nummmmberrrrssss
(I helped save b3ta! my mum, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:11, archived)
# him name is hopkin?
and woo to Lost
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:12, archived)
# hopkin?
(I helped save b3ta! my mum, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:18, archived)
# google?
(it's the top two results)
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:20, archived)
# 4 8 15 16 23 42
4 8 15 16 23 42
4 8 15 16 23 42
4 8 15 16 23 42
4 8 15 16 23 42
4 8 15 16 23 42
4 8 15 16 23 42
(I helped save b3ta! hmmm cheese, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:13, archived)
# another quick one...
(Londingham ., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:01, archived)
# Don't knock London buses
Until you've lived somewhere with really bad public transport. Like Anglesey.




("Two buses *a week* you say?")
(psychobabble, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:04, archived)
# yes London transport
truly truly great
(Manatee Fondler, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:06, archived)
# lol
London bus service is suberb in my opinion, busses down here in Dorset are shite - one breakdown a week on average.. on average i'm on it.... still.... woo to the pic
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:07, archived)
# Dorrrrrrrrrrrrset
What do you mean, our buses look like bus but drive like a dream.
(manky dog, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:11, archived)
# it's
far easier to catch them than to knock them...

Anyway, Tamworth has sh*t public transport. But everyone there drives and is happy doing so.
In London, I normally get the tube unless I'm making lots of stops all over the place, in which case I drive.
I avoid buses like the plague (except the N341, which goes straight from Fabric to my house..)

EDIT: and oh yes, a quick pea...
(Londingham ., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:09, archived)
# having a shit service when another part of the country has a worse service does not make it a good service
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:17, archived)
# Where have you been
where the service is better?
(psychobabble, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:30, archived)
# What...
is a bus?

(signed)
Big Stoopid SUV hell
USA
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:41, archived)
# Is that London?
Where is all the gold?
(manky dog, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:06, archived)
# Cock-er-knee bastage stole it all.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:12, archived)
# I bet they did it
in a jokey fashion though.
(manky dog, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:16, archived)
# jokey fashion?...
you've been to Camden then?..
(Londingham ., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:35, archived)
# It doesn't look like a London bus stop
But that's London's mayor...
(psychobabble, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:12, archived)
# nah it isn`t - because the bus shelters always have "Remember to pay your conjestion charge" on them
.. which makes a lot of sense

oh and "London buses are getting better" - but no timescales listed
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:22, archived)
# in Red Ken`s Magic Pockets
.. the bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:17, archived)
# Any good?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:00, archived)
# you're such a TOG

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:04, archived)
# 'lo you!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:07, archived)
# hey

(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:11, archived)
# yes, yes I have . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:13, archived)
# oh just
Lenin be
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:20, archived)
# sorry about being a n00b
but what is a TOG?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:16, archived)
# I take it you've never actually listened to the show?
www.bbc.co.uk/radio2/shows/wogan/togs.shtml

infidel!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:37, archived)
# very much so
welcome to b3ta, pull up a kitten, you'll never leave, etc. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:10, archived)
# Wogan!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:12, archived)
# woooogan!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:13, archived)
# Wogan! Wogan! Wogan!

Wogan! Wogan! Wogan! Wogan! Wogan!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:17, archived)
# Haha!
I love that film.
(Chanticleer, kept, awkwardly, pausing, on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
I love Logan's Run. It has Jenny Agutter in it and is consequently the only film where you get full frontal nudity at 2 O'clock on a Sunday afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:17, archived)
# pffft
been done several times, but always raises a smile

you might want to blur the face a bit so it blends with the other faces

/is still crap at photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:18, archived)
# oh right...
... I did search on glassco.cx, before I posted and didn't find anything? Oh well got plenty more stuff in my head that needs to be shared...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:24, archived)
# probably a long time ago before glassco.cx existed
here`s a 2002-ish version :)

(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:29, archived)
# I never liked the stuff--
That sparrowguts soup is vile as well
..
..






//edit.. I spose it should have been 'A sparrows guts'
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:57, archived)
# are you mad?
its yummy!
(thestonefox, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:58, archived)
# Heh
They go green when you cook them, you know...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:58, archived)
# Delicious!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:05, archived)
# hehe!
does it make your piss smell funny?
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:09, archived)
# My piss usually smells funny.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:10, archived)
# Miiaaaaoooow!!
(Barney McGroo Please rate, comment and subscribe!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:56, archived)
# Cute, but tiny
And it doesn't seem to do much. Animate!
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:00, archived)
# I caaaaan't
I dwew it om my mobile fone and it won't let me animate!
(Barney McGroo Please rate, comment and subscribe!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:03, archived)
# I'll let you off then
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:03, archived)
# I'll twy harber necks time
Ok?
(Barney McGroo Please rate, comment and subscribe!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:05, archived)
# Yay,
very nice.
(tomsk, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:03, archived)
# Have two tiny Victorians

clickthem to enlarge
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:07, archived)
# haha
spiffing
(stone the crows, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:09, archived)
# ah !
very good
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:17, archived)
# not with me she doesn't


aaaaargh run away!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:56, archived)
# .
(peewee13, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:58, archived)
# pfftft
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:59, archived)
# Ewww!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:18, archived)
# that makes 120$
for the total job
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:28, archived)
# but you get 4 cups of tea
and 8 biscuits
(peewee13, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:31, archived)
# Here's a banjo player
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:04, archived)
# you should checkup your fuhrer regularly
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:53, archived)
# Very Pythonesque
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:54, archived)
# hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:57, archived)
# very good
I approve muchly
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:01, archived)
# ahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:10, archived)
# arf!

(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:13, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:53, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
fucking funny
(peewee13, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:00, archived)
# hahaha
they already have around Westminster...

"freedom of speech" my arse
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:01, archived)
# haha
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:01, archived)
# haha!

that would leave the French with
*way* too much spare time.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:02, archived)
# got milk?
(peewee13, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:52, archived)
# Jeepers!
How 'shopped is that?
(psychobabble, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:54, archived)
# desperate to promote his new album
eddie jackson crashed the Kerrang awards
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:47, archived)
# WHo is this guy?
TJ: MOOOOOBS!!!
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4241638.stm
(I helped save b3ta! BamaSS, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:49, archived)
# Ok, I know this isnt the best place for this, but after reading that, I have a question.
I, unfortunately, am rather fat (19st), and im 20 (21 mid October). I also have moobs.

I know there will be a lot of sniggering, and your welcome to do so, but I ask - do you think my tits* are because im fat, or because of this here gynaecomastia?






*You heard me! TITS!
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:54, archived)
# You're
fat.
(tomsk, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:56, archived)
# Yeah, thanks for that, I didnt know until you told me.
Prat.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:59, archived)
# You asked.
Pillock.
(tomsk, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:59, archived)
# Yes I did.
Willy bums.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:00, archived)
# Nothing against your being fat, of course, each to their own.
Snot brain.
(tomsk, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:02, archived)
# I dont like being fat, and as I said below, there are plans to change it
.....[ran out of names]
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:02, archived)
# Sounds sensible, good luck,
and I sorry for any offence, it was mean of me.
(tomsk, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:04, archived)
# Hehe, thanks
And no apology needed. I know you werent being mean, but im uber-sensitive about what people say.

Walking on eggshells was mentioned about me the other day - which didnt help matters because it got me all huffy :P
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:06, archived)
# I have an idea
Stop eating pies! lol!



(manky dog, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:09, archived)
# I used to know a guy who lactated...
"Lactating Dave", as we called him.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:57, archived)
# Surely 'Dribbling Dave' would have been better.
It also has the bonus of having the explain to people why he is called that.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:58, archived)
# I knew a lot of Daves at the time...
And I needed to be specific
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:59, archived)
# Better than numbering them.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:00, archived)
# Well the other night
I went out with 3 Dans who call themselves Dan, Dan squared and Dan cubed, and actually have each other in their phone books as that...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:02, archived)
# when will the laughter end
(Manatee Fondler, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:13, archived)
# hahahaha


..oops :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:14, archived)
# snort
(Manatee Fondler, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:18, archived)
# At 19st
You would have to lose some weight in order to find out, I'm afraid.
(psychobabble, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:57, archived)
# Oh well, thats in the works.
I just finished fitting my new chinup bar, and along with my weights and daily exercise routine, it shouldnt be long before I know.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:00, archived)
# Weights make you gain weight
As muscle is heavier. Try some aerobic exercise like running, or step
And eat right, obviously. Get some support from friends. Female friends are especially useful at this as we've all tried weight loss at some point.
(psychobabble, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:02, archived)
# I dont have any friends.
Ive have anxiety disorder from the age of about 15, so I didnt have any friends, and now I dont have the 'skills' of meeting people that others take for granted.

Which is also why im fat - I dont go out to do anything, so its lack of exercise.

And I dont mind weighing the same, as long as most of its muscle ;)
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:04, archived)
# Join a fitness group
you can meet people and lose weight

And get some anxiety pills if its a problem
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:10, archived)
# Don't piss
On my mind like that
(psychobabble, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:11, archived)
# It's your heart you gotta watch
It's already working over time. Cycling places (like to work)works for me.


If you join a fitness class or weightwatchers group, you'll lose weight, meet people, and lots of them will be female. Triple bonus!
(psychobabble, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:11, archived)
# and hanging around a bunch of sarcastic internet weirdos is bound to help ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:14, archived)
# Suuuuure it will.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:15, archived)
# I always though moobs were down to drinking too much booze
Scientific bit, as far as Im aware;

Testosterone and estrogen are pressent in both men and women
When you drink it increases levels of testosterone. This makes people aggressive and horny
The body tries to keep the levels of testosterone and estrogen at the same proportion so produces more estrogen. This gives you moobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:05, archived)
# I dont drink.
At all.

Squashed you theory in 5 words! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:09, archived)
# Fair enough
you just have higher estrogen than most people then
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:11, archived)
# I'm afraid...
...that's what we scientists technically call bollocks. Alcohol gives you moobs because it's calorific. You become aggressive because it makes you uninhibited (you'll notice that naturally sanguine people do not become more aggressive).
(psychobabble, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:22, archived)
# "Gynaecomastia is not a new phenomenon"
Haha.
(JPaddy, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:55, archived)
# Old mooooobs!
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:56, archived)
# but who's that young lady with the pretty eyes behind him?

wait a minute....
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:49, archived)
# ha ha ha
I'm getting to like Eddie.

Who the hell is he? Google just produces a rock guitarist and an American Football player
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:59, archived)
# http://www.danacountryman.com/danacovers/danacovers.html
no idea!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:02, archived)
# YDCT 5
ydct5

Click pic. Contains a swear word!!!11"1"1£$%$
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:44, archived)
# terrance and phillip?
mmmhmm
(thestonefox, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:47, archived)
# I was going to say that.
But I couldnt remember their names.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:49, archived)
# Not really
Only Yellow Dave has a parp problem, Chinese Tony has to put up with it.. or something.
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:50, archived)
# i liked the animation
but thats my opinion
(thestonefox, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:56, archived)
# hahaha!
hatstand! woo yay houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:47, archived)
# these are superb
more I say, more
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:48, archived)
# but
(peewee13, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:50, archived)
# really
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:51, archived)
# no, not really, sorry.
but it is very funny.
(peewee13, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:53, archived)
# ahh
the just keep getting better and better!
(Andi "Monster" Currie, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:16, archived)
# errrm
(MrE, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:38, archived)
# yummers
(riedacher_bertram, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:39, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
(peewee13, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:39, archived)
# fiddy sen!
yo! yo!
we iz shoot sum people up an pop a cap in hiz arse!!!111
(I helped save b3ta! ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:41, archived)
# Arse???????//
wot u be talkin bout beeeyatch, dis is da ass muffer fuffer!!1
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:46, archived)
# 'Ello 'ello 'ello...
...what's all this goin' on 'ere then?



I'll give you hay clip 'round the hear, young feller me lad!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:34, archived)
# SHIT!
hide the counterfeit mice!

...

why.. hello officer. what seems to be the problem?
(riedacher_bertram, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:38, archived)
# Ahem.
End what, Sir, exactly is that squeakin' noise?

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:52, archived)
# this is great
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:38, archived)
# Hurray for vintage coppers!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:43, archived)
# haha! *FWOMP*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 14:07, archived)
# Ronald "McDonald" Reagan
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The idea seemed better in my head
(I helped save b3ta! ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:33, archived)
# i bet it did
(riedacher_bertram, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:33, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:34, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:34, archived)
# in the words of louie walsh
i like it
(thestonefox, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:35, archived)
# pfft! just as funny out of your head
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:36, archived)
# arf-some!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:40, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:48, archived)
# In the immortal words of Jesus our savior
Have a biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:36, archived)
# jerry springer the opera
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:37, archived)
# In times of trouble, ask yourself "what would jesus do?"
jesus would have a biscuit of course
(thestonefox, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:43, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:44, archived)
# Heh,
that's ace.
(tomsk, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:45, archived)
# Awesomeness!
*right-click, save as*
(JPaddy, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:56, archived)
# cheesy



original story
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4268226.stm
(peewee13, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:30, archived)
# Pffft
To hull with you!
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:31, archived)
# hull sir, hull!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:31, archived)
# pffft!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:32, archived)
# pffft
woo
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:34, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
On my way to work I often see vans proudly displaying the company name of a plumbing company based at a suburb called Elizabeth Downs. Downs Plumbing. I must take a picture of one and create a mongol gynaecological post.
(peewee13, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:37, archived)
# I took this photo yesterday
HA! IT SAYS GAY!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:41, archived)
# Pfftt!
Who'd want Gay wood on their back door?

OK I live in Brighton and already know the answer to that.
(CerberusDog woof, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:45, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
if only it was B. J. Gaywood
(peewee13, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:46, archived)
# why would they want to make more of it?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:32, archived)
# Perhaps today IS a good day to buy! (a bus ticket)
Brains behind congestion charge revealed.

PROFIT! wallpaper.
Something because Rik demanded it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:28, archived)
# Excellent Stuff
Bloody marvelous!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:30, archived)
# I predict a FP
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:31, archived)
# Yay!!
i'm lovin it
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:32, archived)
# sooopoib
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:33, archived)
# hahahaha!!
Red Ken is a Ferengi! Of course!

PS. Argue about best SF ever at the New Scientist board
(psychobabble, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:34, archived)
# wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:35, archived)
# hmm
the PROFIT wallpaper looks familiar to me.....
(Londingham ., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:40, archived)
# In
what way?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:41, archived)
# a
very useful source pic...
Two twunts in one!

Nicely done, btw
(Londingham ., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:44, archived)
# Missed Hollywood Opportunities #94


"The Greatest Kung-Fu Western Musical Of All Tiem!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:28, archived)
# woo


(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:35, archived)
# News to me...
Whats a book?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:46, archived)
# My first ever vectorisation-type-thingy
Never done it before but Cricket is cute and I thought I'd give it a go



ORIGINAL:




Any good as a first attempt?
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:22, archived)
# er . . . that appears to be a cat, not a cricket . . .

that said! WOO!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:23, archived)
# "My cat's got no eyes..."
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:24, archived)
# how does it surf B3ta?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:25, archived)
# how does he smell?
no...wait....urm....
(thestonefox, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:25, archived)
# She has no eyes
because she's asleep...

And on the subject of names, the other cat is called Hamlet.
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:42, archived)
# you have a cat called cricket?!
thats a crazy as a dog called fucklebottom
(thestonefox, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:24, archived)
# Brilliant!
I love vectored cats :-)
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:25, archived)
# Ooooh! Camouflage cat!
It's lovely and so is Cricket
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:27, archived)
# What about pixelated cats?



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:27, archived)
# Ruff Ruff!
Grrrrrrrr
(Barney McGroo Please rate, comment and subscribe!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:31, archived)
# not so much vectored
but then again, I only have Photoshop Elephants Elements.
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(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:37, archived)
# Ooh
I like the tag. Whose kitten is it?
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:39, archived)
# *Wanders off to photoshop an elephant*
(psychobabble, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:44, archived)
# ace cushions


(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:28, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:35, archived)

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